Crimp editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8YmiVKhXkE
up the IRA
remember this
This was a genuinely brilliant film. Amazing combination of humour and horror, and manages to be both a lampoon of classic horror tropes whilst also drawing you into its own unique plot.I'd give it 9 out of 10PS. Yes, the sequels were pretty shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N22Yi7L-gs8
>>216255323ᵇʳᵘʰ
up the crohnem
wiped my arse earlierfinger went through the paper deep into my arseholeI let out an almighty fart at the same timemad really
Had a devastating experience in the changing rooms at Next earlierThe extra mirrors gave me an angle of my head that I very rarely see and I realised that the way I style my hair looks fine from the front but looks absolutely retarded from the side (the true side, not the quarter-side view you get when turning your head)
>>216255472yeah? BLOG ON
Yummy yummy girl poo
>>216255345you know what Brian?you really are a wanker
missed my window for a shitecould feel one coming on but held offnow im on the bog all bloated but nothing coming out
might start heroin
no one posting these days? everyone gone away to have sex?
>>216255513whatever you do DON'T put your fist up there trying to unblock it
>>216255537having sex as i post
going to have some scranyeh've got to have yer scran
>>216255298what a dogshit fucking show, watched every single episode of it because I had nothing else to do and didn't laugh once
Pooing and shitting myself, and also wanking, and sometimes I vomit at the same time too
am in bed
Do you lads think Donald Trump should run for a third term in 2028
I could never marry. If I did I would not consider divorce and option and could never impose upon myself suicide or murder my wife.
>>216255540No
I used to be a little blonde girl named Virginia
uuuuuuffff she's so fucking fit
Insanity
>>216255298michael rosen is the greatest rapper in uk history
have run out of tea fuck my nigger life
>>216255630Yes. I am listening to LBC right now, I do not listen to any kind of radio station but I am listening to LBC right now and relaying the topics onto /brit/
Get the chinos ordered Rorke
>>216255610Yeah don't see why not he's obviously a good lad
>>216255610no, he is too old and has nothing to gain.
>>216255592Yeah?
kek no
gay me
>huge organisational changes at toil>my team is safe but half the company is in chaos, massive redundancies>turns out my manager knew months in advance - ok, fine>turns one EVERYONE ON MY TEAM EXCEPT ME knew months in advance>apparently it's because they didn't trust I'd keep my mouth shut
poo roar
Rockstar VibesockstarVibes
Lady poo shaking over racism
>>216255765well, would you have kept your mouth shut?
>>216255765...OS?
https://youtu.be/smVU37xAhY8?si=H-nUdMpDc6jMiQYu
>>216255789I mean I do talk a lot but fuck me had bossman told me not to blab I wouldn't
>Nigerian flatmate being loud as fuck againliving in a flatshare post-boriswave is the closest thing man can get to hell
FOUR WAY CRIMP
>>216255789>>216255804I mean fuck I've been on the team seven yearsthe woman they hired last year was told!eleven people just sniggering behind my back for months
>>216255644Stop gooning
have a sudden urge to rub vicks on my chest
Nobody could know the true extent of my sorrow. I had spent six months wandering between mountains, deserts and steppe, in order to try to understand the nature of my being. Since i've come home i've felt so weary. In a shop I go to there is this girl and I swear she is the most beautiful girl i've ever seen. I wrote for her a short essay about the discovery of my feeling in my travels and the re-awakening of it upon the discovery of her sight. Today I went there to give it to her and I lingered there for ages trying to find the right time to give it to her. Eventually the shop cleared and I asked her if she likes to read and can you believe it she said no. I gave up and just put the booklet of mine in her hand, made some short chit chat and walked out. I poured my heart into this writing for weeks and I doubt she'll even read it. I feel so weak. I came home and just cried for hours. God I feel so dead. I hate this life. I hate this world. I hate it all. God when will it end.
Apparently a 'p video autoplays when you use the nbn
>>216255906??used it for months and haven't been v& yet
Temu adverts on duolingo are getting more obnoxious I swear
You reckon the paki jew who runs the shops rubs there hands as we pick cans out their fridges and drink ourselves to death
>>216255942Bloke who runs it hasn't either and he actively posts 'p hereJust limit your usage I reckon, it's a bad, bad place
>>216255813honestly have no idea how i would survive that helli dont think iid be capable of living with any other personlet alone wogs
>>216255900why do i feel like crying
>>216255961only use it when I'm banned for posting ponies (so I can continue to post ponies) :333
>>216255585That's because you're a joyless and low-IQ runt
>>216255981based that's what I used it for too kekenjoyed posting bladee lyrics with ponies
climbing into bed with a shitty arse again on account of no wet wipes leftfuming
>>216255645>platforming fugaytes
>>216256004corrr
Her tears fell with the dews at even;Her tears fell ere the dews were dried;She could not look on the sweet heaven,Either at morn or eventide.After the flitting of the bats,When thickest dark did trance the sky,She drew her casement-curtain by,And glanced athwart the glooming flats.She only said, "The night is dreary,He cometh not," she said;She said, "I am aweary, aweary,I would that I were dead!"
nth for the holodem
>>216256004wash your arse in the shower you animal
>>216256072Can’t post that.
just the most outrageous posts
>>216256084why not
makes you think
>>216256101Not allowed.
>>216256006It's actually wild. Fuentes is talking openly about Jewish psychology and how it influences their politics on a podcast hosted by America's most popular television news host
got the nettspend on
cheeky one before bed aha
>>216256123get a grip
>>216255347What other movies do you like
straight up doing a george floyd dance
I think the country is steering down a dangerous path and there will be a civil war within our lifetimes
>>216256143kek it came on autoplay behave yourself
>>216255966when you work full time it means you only see them maybe 2-3 times a week, but fucking hell you can pretty much always hear them through the walls since they have no concept of volume control
>>216256123
>>216256153cap
>>216256153no it won'tbe quiet
niggacunt
>>216255322Did she knock the asian off her face? Real eye opener
>>216255519Read a bit of de Quincey first ladNot with it, the Ann is never worth the spoon
>>216256170i lived in half a dozen flatshares and there's always at least one absolute reprobate who has no sense of timefull on talking, blasting music or tv at night etcindians wete the worst for their calls back home at night at full volumechinks were like ghosts, never ser or hear them
>>216256318damn i need a pocket midget
Absolutely mental how all of Central Asia was once White lands until it was taken over by Turkomongols
>>216256153Na but I do think in 50 years Africans will otherthrow the government and the white population won't do shit
>>216256318>>216256318would shag the arse off that ngl
>>216256354If you've been to central asia it won't surprise you why. Its absolutely desolate (although beautiful). The winters and summers are both severe enough to make you appreciate our climate
>>216256318Holy sexo
>>216256354they used to shag horses for rituals
midgets are fucked up looking
wtf is this new captshit lmao
40 year old paedo with a cuck fetish and NO family
right what the hell have i walked into here
>Read a bit of de Quincey first lad
reckon suicidal ideation is unfairly stigmatised.I derive great comfort from knowing I can end my life whenever I like. I can just see it, imagine it in detail any time I like, all planned out perfectly. problems and anxieties of daily life feel less suffocating when I can imagine them disappearing in an instant as my head splatters on the concrete.
Got banned for posting a single pony
>>216256565I always rape your anus nigger
>>216256570not always.
>>216256584Always.
>>216256534What can I say, I genuinely love his worksWould recommend to anyone and everyone
would just feel immensely wrong dating a midget girl
It’s nights like this that remind me of my deepest fantasy! Where I’m all alone and I feel the cold dark earth caressing me
next april fools 4chan should just not tell you if you fail the captcha so you have to wait and see if your post appearswould be funny
corrrrrrr chebs on herhttps://www.reddit.com/user/LoveelyGurl/
ffs going to have to finally get 4chanx just to filter these yanks
wish id joined the navy as a young mannever considered it at the timegot talked out of joining the armyand now im too fat and too old
>"they're too active!""I'm gonna throw up"The holodem are pressed rn
>>216256688ew. had to block it so its profile will never appear in my feed, so thanks for that.
Yanks are the absolute worst posters. Most of the nonce shite comes from them
lots of deleted posts above but not mine :)
ChatGPT struggling tonight to tell me whether I'd be conscripted in an all-out conflict
>>216256776It knows the truth and doesn't want you to hear it
rorke
>/vt/ is the fifth most active boardwhat the fuckI have never watched a vtuber, am I out of touch? are they actually that popular is that a very active minority?
Bit of tomfoolery ongoing in this thread
literally to what end like what's even the point of posting it
just saw many posts get deleteddid a quick f5 to get them off my screen i did
Anyone remember that massive copypasta that was being posted October 10th-12th? Search up “my real ip is” on the archive if notThat was leto posting nbn users ips because they used his tool to try and expose him as a paedophile
i'm black and i'm pissed off
>>216256804It used to be the 3rd most active board behind /vg/ and /pol/ before the hack. /vt/ lost like 40% of it's activity to Holotower and 1 or 2% to 8ch's Vtuber board. A lot of Hololive tourists weren't happy with jannies so they left /vt/
>>216256878Oh yeah I saw thoseThat's bants, if everybody knows him why's he not been vanned yet?
Got a job training AI.
>>216256889Bad day to be a white woman on the train
>>216256897thanks but I have no idea what those holothings are.
What are some of your favorite dead YouTube channels?
Btw Leto is an unironic nigger zoophile and paedo with an afro. Mental that.
>For some reason I have really big thing for Scouser dicks. I just...really prefer them.
>>216256975Robert Murray-Smith was brilliant and really threw himself into some interesting projects that he showed off on YouTube in the last year, following his wife's death. Fantastic stuff up until last month when he killed himself.
>>216256804i suspect most of that board's activity is a relatively small number of extremely prolific posters
oh deary me this isn't good
rip to the nigga, aint been real since u pass
threadmunter
>>216257133you are perfectly within your right to insult me, as we are living in great britain.
Hope you don't care about your hardrive
Stinky butt cheese
guh
wtf my hard drive just started spinning what did u do
>>216257214Buy the gold pass!
>>216257214You’re getting scanned by the government. Hope you don’t have anything illegal on there.
I have never been to Northern Ireland before
i'm only kitten
not actually though
RANSACKED A CHARTERED FREIGHTER JUST THEN
still don't understand why this site doesn't have an image approval system like a similar site does yet
"I've been Southampton but I've never been to Scunthorpe"What does this actually even mean? Surely it doesn't just mean he's been to Southampton but not Scunthorpe.
put some loose fitting cotton socks on my feet in preparation for a chilly nights sleep
>>216257303small
>>216257361southampton = mouth and tonguescunthorpe = cunt holehe's admitting he's a virgin but the streetwise black community he was a part of have prejudice against that so he coded it. it's why the song is considered a modern masterpiece.
>>216257346apparently your online safety act is being expanded to include just that- mandatory ai pre-scanning of all your posts for csam and content encouraging self harm
>>216257405well in that casei've been southampton, scunthorpe and glasgow!
was there ever a British alternative to youtube?
>>216257254i havent been to southern ireland either
>>216257459right in the burkina fasole
>>216257446Not really like that, the sharty had an image approval system that would screen pictures and videos before they were uploaded to the site because they had a huge CSAM issueIf they just contacted the owner of the site I'm sure they'd help them implement it
i've been southampton but i've never been to scunthorpe,i'm pissed i never got to die on a concorde
whats the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
>>216257530magic
>>216257530Never had a bird shit on your lentil before
>>216257564>>216257564>>216257564
Martin facking Newell, innit
>>216257482Ouagadougou?! I barely know her!
>>216256949Holodem(them hololive Vtubers)>>216257047/vt/ is a faster /sp/, generals and interest threads. The fastest generals are /#-numbers/ which is Holofan dominated(not allowed on holotower cause of number related shitposting), phase connect general, independent Vtuber general, ex-vshojo and Niji EN gens For hololive splits advent and justice generals on 4chan side are more than myth and promise afaik. /uuu/ which was the fastest dedicated Vtuber general on /vt/ pretty much dissappeared a week after little lore drop. It appears when Nimi streams for the few of us that don't post of HolotowerEven /jp/ hololive global that didn't move to /vt/ had most of their posters moving to HolotowerBut the sum of activity is down compared to last year even accounting for Holotower having no post cooldown. If sharty's hack achieved anything they can pat themselves on the back for heeming 4chan's 2nd/3rd(depending on the day) fastest board
remember that music that was in the gran turismo menus? corrr
Need sex with her.
>>216257609>independent Vtuber generalLarge independent Vtuber general*
anyone got any idea how to treat anhedonia as a symptom of depression, theres so much I want to do, experience but I feel an excruciating weight on me all the time and cannot muster the motivation for the simplest things, everything feels unpleasant and painful but the most easy dopamine
>>216257737spurt on some big tits IRL
A Canadian is spamming the ‘log with early news.
>>216257737
those of you who are long-term neets, what do you general get up to on a day-to-day basis?
>>216257816Despy on a mad one
>>216257826maybe you should stop being an Indian data gatherer
>>216257826cook clean work on grendel shelf sleep tv sort out where I have to go next
>>216257823fucking screaming
>>216257869what is grendel shelf
>>216257869>mum found the grendel shelf
The Welsh have been done by /tv/>>>/tv/215521080>>>/tv/215521160>>>/tv/215521536>>>/tv/215521568
>>216257869what's grendel shelf? what do you watch on tv? where sorts of places do you have to go to?
>>216258023what*
just searched 'brit' in the catalogue...... and you won't believe what I saw....
>>216258026cute, but not allowed
a shelf dedicated to the monster from beowulf?
For me it’s a balrog cabinet.
>>216258060umpears xxx
>>216257886>>216257905>>216258023lentil wealth appointments and the chase
the lambton worm coffee table
for a man, the most important rule for enjoying financial stability throughout your life is to never get divorced the most reliable way to never get divorced is to never get marrieddo the maths
How long could you talk about Hobbits for and do you feel shame?
>>216258176anybody could talk about hobbits for an unlimited amount of time theoretically
>>216258187im only interested in the facts
anyone want to be my special friend?
>>216258176>>216258187I think that is related to how much of the pastoral English literature of the 17th and 18th centuries one has read, though I do not speak from experience.
>>216258211you could repeat that you don't know what a hobbit is infinitely
rummaging around in the bushes looking for hedgehogs to stick up my bum
hahathis is great banterit really is
>>216258262What satisfaction would one gain from that?
>>216258305
>>216258176four-five hours and yes I feel endless shame but it's unrelated to hobbits or discussions thereof
willy is extra smeggy because i haven't showered in 4 or 5 days and have been doing a lot of wanking
>>216258305eighteen are they
>>216258309depends
>>216258365yeh
Apparently 20% of people are infected with genital herpes. I've had sex with ~60 women and not one disclosed any STDs to me; statistically I should have encountered ~12 women with the herp.What's going on here?
Hello faggot angloid niggers, your schizos are leaking from your containment cesspit, pls keep them on a leash. You don't want me putting on my VPN and also spamming this shithole.
>>216258348Good answer.>>216258366on what exactly?
>>216258353do you ever put a condom on before showering so you can preserve the smeg whilst cleaning everywhere else
>>216258353that's not too bad so long as you keep to a scheduleI shower every other Sunday whether I need it or not
>>216258376Some people are naturally immune, I believe myself one.
what does a wet leopard sound like?
>>216258403on what satisfaction you would gain
>>216258353disgusting
>>216258526I can't imagine many circumstances that repeating that you don't know what a hobbit is infinitely would give much satisfaction.
Britain will fall into civil war at some point in the late 2030's after reform dont do shit and the reality of white people being a minority dawns over everyone and everything
what's this then
20 min run finished pretty chuffed couldnt even run 1 min straight a few weeks ago also got swooped by a magpie
>>216258603civil war between whom?
>>216258617He's indulging in President's Choice. Are you questioning the president?
won’t be civil war until people can’t afford food
>>216258683Loyalists and Cromwell sorts.
>>216258665was just about to order some mac donalds but seeing you talk about running makes me feel like I shouldn't
>>216258773get a double QP meal and a vanilla shake for me x
fucks sake bongs
>>216258603this categorically will not happen. the racial lines will continue to blur until we are like brazil (the uk's pop is predicted to be 3/4 mixed-race by 2100)
>>216258762IDOLATRY! VAIN POPERY!
Are sweet pickles seriously just called "Sucres" in Quebecois?How does that make any sense?
>>216258802not if i do something about it
>>216258405if i want to preserve the smeg i can just keep my foreskin forward
>>216258683top blokes & british republican army vs the british army and the foreign mercenary brigadeshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cjr0lx7n0y3o>Hundreds of asylum seekers could be housed in military barracks as the government seeks to end the use of hotels.>Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer has instructed Home Office and Ministry of Defence officials to accelerate work to locate appropriate military sites, the BBC understands.>Migrants could be housed in the Cameron Barracks in Inverness and Crowborough army training camp in East Sussex by the end of next month, under plans being drawn up by ministers.
https://youtu.be/oWNKH7B5mSs
>'random flag' was a yank oneoh hell no
https://youtu.be/PQAANovxnjA
>>216258902i see and what is "top blokes" strategy against the british army
>>216258983why don't you figure it out officer?
>>216258815if you were a leaf you would be used to reading the labels in french, non?
>>216258665Who or what are you running away from?
>>216258738How would civil war help with the price of food?
>>216259061I didn't know they were called that either but then again I don't buy sweet pickles
>>216259049your top blokes get shut down by unarmed police all the timea few thousand racists aren't going up against the army and winning
>>216258583ok
>>216259087>>216259121curious George over here
>>216259131oh that makes sense. i get them at christmas and i'm usually the only one who eats them lol
>>216258665
um the pears have grown in number
>>216259212yes, quite
>>216258665that's amazing, congrats on the progress
>>216259187>faggot leftoid tries not to simp for the state for a day challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
>>216259295i'm not simping for anyone i'm calling your civil war fantasy nonsense
remember that black fella who defected to north korea then got expelled a few months laterwhat was that about
>>216259360think he defected to north korea then got expelled a few months later
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FON3OkAlLYwit's over for indians
>>216255347agree fully
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxCkAdSe4nU
>>216255347It's fantastic, one of the goat openings of all time
>>216259357one second the right are the big scary boogeymen who are using video games to turn your children into terrorists, and the next minute they would get wiped out in an instant in a REAL conflicthttps://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/jan/26/morality-and-reality-the-key-problems-facing-uk-military-recruitersfaggots can't get your story straight
https://youtu.be/7Z5aPaDwAkU?si=zTch4h2EPecgeKr4 A woman once sent me this song and said it reminds her of me. I don't get it.
this century, is the indian century
I've heard nothing but bad things from American middle schools
redditleaf
canuckGPT
>>216259514schizo
>>216259593the bad stuff rises to the top and you're probably not going to hear about a successful bake sale or something
Might kill myself
>>216259635cornwall used to always say this xxxx :333333
>>216259645they're deadi'm their replacementmy life is fucking miserable mate
>>216259614retardhttps://www.theguardian.com/politics/2025/jul/31/far-right-extremists-games-platforms-radicalise-teenagers-report
GAMERS OF THE WORLD UNITE
>>216259657why is it
>>216259672You have 200 hours in Overwatch and a 12:9 aimrating. stfu
>>216259673never had a normal relationship, always mentally ill cuntshave bipolar, live with mum, never had a job (in the UK), no friends
based
>>216259690seems fairly standard for here I've never even tried to have a relationshiphow old are you?
>>216259659not clicking that virus
>>216259725I'm 26. I turned 26 on the 6th. Why haven't you tried to have a relationship? I had some when I was a teenager but my first relationship was me being groomed. Ironically, part of the reason I started posting here.
>>216259727it says you're gay
>>216259755theyll be hearing from my lawyers
in one of my top molars there is a small ridge that i can put my tongue into very slightlydont know if this is just the way my tooth is or if i have cancer
>>216259750you're still youngdunno just never even seemed like a possibility for me to have one, I'm not ugly or have an incel personality or anything it just doesn't register as a thing I could do, had a couple girls show interest over the years but I ghosted them immediately
got monkey aids
>>216259793I'm the same. I had a few lasses show interest recently and I just ghosted them. I don't really want the trouble I guess. Women are a nightmare to me.
>>216259825loved ones in her heart are safe and sound £> £>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suXM54hGj74&list=RDsuXM54hGj74&start_radio=1
>>216259833just been NEETing then? did you go to uni?I've just graduated and still haven't even began to think about applying for jobs
>>216259866didn't go to uni, I went to a behavioural school when I was younger (whitley phoenix centre)finished with the main 3 gcses but I just never wanted to go to uni, fucked it
POO
>>216259793>>216259833ktimyou fellas tested for 'tism?
UM x
>>216259912I have autism and bipolarLiterally the most brutal combination ever.Even worse because I look good.
>>216259891ah well I don't really have any advice to give as I've never even done a cv in my lifeI have a naive belief that toiling would fix me due to the routine and forced socialisation and all that because rotting in your bedroom as a NEET is utterly soul crushing>>216259912never been tested for anything, would rather not know
any other likes to play with his ear lobes man in?
>>216259948yes because am umbunny x
>>216259935I've been neeting for like 3 years now lmao. Whenever anyone asks me what's going on I don't know what to say. I've been saying I'm still getting over my fiance (never had one)
Would nosh her poo.
>>216259968were you happier when you were toiling?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMrcYUxBAxc
>>216259983No, I worked with my girlfriend at the time. It actually made me far more miserable. She was physically abusive.Also great tune! Post it tomorrow though, not waster wednesday yet.
>>216259979would you drink her piss?
>>216260001Yes, to wash down her poo.
>>216259997okay well I'm drinking with my grandad tomorrow so aff tae bednight mush
you can drink piss twice before it becomes toxic, little survival fact for you guys
Captcha needs to be lynched by the Klan.
>>216260024night buddysleep well x
>>216259935>I have a naive belief that toiling would fix me due to the routine and forced socialisation and all that because rotting in your bedroom as a NEET is utterly soul crushingif you find a good enough reason / gather the discipline to start one, you can get some productive NEET routines going too (easier said of course)>would rather not knoweh it could help with managing things
all the umpears... gone...
>>216260111>>216260111
>>216260121>>216260121>>216260121>>216260121
