the lads
and the edish?
dogshit early yank new
>>216263217editiom
the bump limit is 310. Stop making the new before bump limit for fuck sakes. learn the rules if you want to play
watching a 4 hour video about a lying paki
>>216263196nth for the employeddem
more rolls than a bakery this bird im shagging
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6cSWgsHp5oAI refusing to edit the text and lecturing me on copyright instead.
toilfu asked me who my favourite colleague was and I said I didn't want to answer but strongly implied it was her
>>216263322you refer to her as toilfu when she's a taken woman!
no women at my toil
idk lads Hingetoil might be a move
>>216263322no one asks thatshut the hell up
>>216263339Lucky bastard
No women at my toil. Actually I don’t work as I’m NEET, you see
hooked up with this lass from this kink dating app and got my arse ate. felt pretty good if im honest
>>216263377forgetting mummy?
>>216263377your mum counts as a woman at your toil in that case
>>216263333I know but I prefer not to think about that particular bit of information
>>216263388but a NEET doesn't have toil ergo the mumberg doesn't count as a woman at toil
>>216263339do you work down the mines or something
it looms
Hi ladsJust had palak paneer x
my name is rorke and it’s really nice to meet you
>>216263410for a neet, simply being alive is toil
Might curl out a big greasy smelly turd in the office
>>216263410a neet's toil is living his dire pointless chudlife
>>216263416yeah :(
just got really smelly in here
>>216263429yeah? how was he? x
this new captcha is some mkultra shit dont trust it at all. feels like some mind control experiment
>>216263403naughty bugger, are they married or not?
>>216263456cease your excretions then
>>216263352perhaps one day you might also be respected enough at work for people to want to be your favourite x
>>216263461psc
my name Jeff
prestressed concrete
can't buy razor blades from amazon, my bald head looks awful, woke did this
>>216263476no but they are living togetherdon't know how long they've been doing that
>>216263456Are you in my office toilet per chance?
>>216263513how did you know btw that he was 30 or 40 and bald or something with tattoos, also what's it like toiling in a prison? i know a latvian online who does that, says the inmates over there are primarily russian
>>216263505Walk to the shop slaphead
>>216263505Baldy baldy over there what's it like to have no hair is it hot or is it cold I don't know cause I'm not bald
nappy head arse shite arse fr*nchmen
Wanked twice this morning
>>216263694Proud of yourself, rorke?
>>216263557I knew he's 40 because she told me, I don't know any other information about him other than his name and jobworking in a prison is kind of bizarre, It's both fun and full of banter and wholly grim and shocking and you kind of just cope with it like it's nothing. I've seen the floor outside the office sprayed with blood and then we were joking and having coffee in there the morning after
>>216263592nowhere sells them>>216263617is it cold is it chilly I've got more hair on my willy
had to order a fucking CHECK BOOK from the bank because DVLA need me to apply by postwe're still living in 2010 in this cunt
doing smelly farts
>>216263738>nowhere sells themboots?
>checkFOY
>>216263791nope, been in about 10 of them. at least the kids are safe. thank you sir keir
>>216263728What's the wackiest thing that's occur at the prison
>>216263795Cora assistant on RBS called it check
>>216263825Switch to a better bank
only check i have is for these dubs
>>216263820one guy once casually walked over and spaffed in another prisoner's face and then he ran to the staff room still with cum on his face and yelled "I'VE BEEN RAPED!"
>>216263843jej
>>216263843https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy-DEicCQa0
simply will not stand for the polanski slander
>>216263838aura loss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEhYgxdWAGU
>>216263870kys bugman
it’s just who we are mate
literally just had a flash 5 minute rain and now all my clothes on the line are drenched fuck god
going to cook 3 eggs and toast. Anyone want some?
ah yes let me switch bank because mine used the american spelling of a word
>>216263963thats rorke done
>>216263959yeh but i dont have much time so just shove it up my arse
>>216263948maybe stop drying clothes on the line like it's the 1920s and get a machine mate
>>216263991nice try mr electricityberg
>>216263783>CHECK BOOKFOY
>>216264004retard
>>216263999you win this round! *disappears with a crack of lightning*
>>216264024we've already been through this
>>216264004FOP
I once pretended to have a psychotic episode and smashed a macbook with a bat to prevent my brother and his fiancee from stumbling across pictures I photoshopped of her giving birth to me.
whats the point of not being american these days anyway
>>216264004American English is what happens when kids spell words wrong but are never corrected in case it hurts their feelings
>>216264037???
might learn latin
might rape my own arse
>>216264058british english has too many letters in some words thoughever
>>216263991Yeah and shrink all my expensive clothes I’m alright fucknoff actually
one of the dumbest conversations about language i have ever read. worse than when reddit complains about americanisms.
might move to China
>>216264037Just showed this post to my sister in law, she laughed
I wish i wasn’t gay. Basically impossible to find a guy my age interested in monogamy
>>216264081Been meaning to start for a while now, LLPSI is on the list
Doing a morning read>"I think there's a lot of prejudice in this country about people who aren't white," says Henry. "If the people coming over on the boats were rich and white, it would be completely different."mmm grayons>"I haven't got faith in anything any more - there is nobody out there that is offering me any hope. They tell you one thing and do something else, so it doesn't matter who you decide [to vote for]."Doomerpilled>Supporters of immigration often point to the benefits that immigrants bring, particularly to the NHS.Do the useful idiots who parrot this understand that Ngubu with no papers can't work as a Doctor at the NHS just because he insists he was a Dr back home?>One young woman does stand out, however. Asked what made her feel hopeful, Jodie says it is mainly because "things can't really get much worse, to be honest".God things are miserable
>>216264126Sounds like gays constantly cheat on each other and shag around
>>216264099if you got a half decent machine (ie one that isn't a chink brand that's always half price in Curry's) they can wash delicate clothing just fine
any hungry bottom man in
>>216264131COR
>>216264151Exactly. I wish I was straight, you guys don’t know how lucky you are. Women are far more loyal than men.
>>216264132Heard good things about it, you looking to read and write or actually learning to soeak as well?Can't see any reason to speak or listening comprehension skills in 2025 but also it seems like only learning half a language if I can only read and write (let's be honest, read) it
>>216264141normgroids really think things can't get much worse
>>216264151satanic people, worshipers of the devil
been rewatching lucifer, quite enjoy these cheesy, dumb, on-the-nose shows turns out
>>216264141The second quote is one of the reasons why I stopped caring about politics years ago, the only thing you can do is vote in an election, where the parties are all shit and do things not on their manifesto or don't meet what they say they'll do. There's no reason to debate or argue because what's the point? You can't do anything about it. We just have to sit and watch the country go to hell.
>>216264182yes but you also forget the fact that they're women
>>216264126i'm too shy to be with one guy let alone two
>>216264182Women are evil
>>216264164Oh dear...
>>216264184I mostly want it for reading religious texts so reading is the priority. Speaking it is a bit of fun but it's only used in a ecclesiastical setting now when spoken in the Catholic church, and the pronunciation is a bit different to classical Latin. I've picked bits up here and there, it's interesting how you can see the origins of words in English when learning a bit of Latin.
>>216264232women are awesome!!
>>216264192worshippers of the arsehole
just been had by a gypsy at bucharest gas station
upgrading all me packages hehe x
>>216264268bet your bum is sore
the average woman in 2025 spends 12 hours a day on tik tok and anything she does outside of tik tok was informed by tik tok
>>216264252You're genuinely retarded. Go spend 5 minutes reading on language differences and you'll find out for yourself.
>>216264245Do you speak any romance languages? Or any other languages for that matter?Mad to think that if you just go back 150 years we'd all have a smattering of latin and ancient Greek, now if you say you want to learn them people act like you're a mentalist
>make $400 a month>dadberg making me pay my dickhead brother's rent of $200 fuck my toildrone freak life
these weather changes did me in badly
>>216264141I read that article and all the boomers are ranting about immigration while the young people don't mind immigration. Instead they have more important concerns: "student debts, jobs and affordable housing"
today`sPocket MonsteroftheDay Is ..Tangrowth !!
>>216264286Nah, but I've never had a reason to, I have no interest in being able to speak to frogs in their own language for example, but if I learnt Latin I could read the things I'm interested in in their original language.
>>216264324i heard tangela was originally going to have a similarly rubbish evolution in generation 1 or 2
Going to give /brit/ a break if CP is going to spammed
got a headache from not drinking coffee
>>216264376ktim
is spaino posting cp again?
>>216264341ThatPocket MonsterwasJaranra !!and the Pre-Evolution was Monja !!They Are in theSpaceworld 97ROMok .. They Are not Canon !!
>>216264367WHY?
>>216264408those are cute
nibba 25 years old and still playing pokemons lmao grow up
>>216264408and why are they different colours to tangela hm?
>>216264037what's the origin of this? i've seen it somewhere
quiet here x
his ears look like they are made of suede
>>216264461It was a very early alpha build. I remember playing some ROM hack called Gold '97 Reforged which added all those Pokemon in and they had the proper colours (literally just takes a simple byte-switch).
>>216264466charles darwin when he sees a finch
>>216264531funny little scamp
I am a proud pedophile.
>>216264565fucks sake is it you again? i always laugh at these>>216264583ok
tried to let a spider out the window and another one came in
get rid of the pokemon lads it's for childrenget the footy on instead
>>216264592it actually is, yeah
>>216264531imagine just flattening him out with a spade
I'm also schizophrenic, that's why I reply to myself.
>>216264293i
>>216264605me? i enjoy both i suppose that means im doubly clever
>>216264634opthamologists when you ask them what body part they specialise in
>>216264630thats what illegal suede harvesters do unfortunately
>>216264605corrr Spurs getting fucking BATTERED that's what I want to watch (and will be watching on Saturday)
no idea how to filter flags a right retard I am
>>216264674me when youtube recommends a documentary on American cowboys deep frying their boots
>>216264337I'd recommend it, just for vocabThere are some differences in the way tenses work etc but for more general use it would be usefulAlso you should never talk to French people in any language, it's just not worth itBut learn Spanish and you can talk to cute whorish latinas
Prunella Scales has died lads. Another one, in the prime of her life, cut down by the covid vaccine. It’s a fucking disgrace is what it is.
>>216264691screm
>>216264684
>>216264691bit out there but i respect it
>>216264708Fawlty Towers was well good
>>216264650haha!
>>216264728Me when I see a fat goth own who they are
>>216264724right cheers that'll be the last yank post I see then
>>216264758leave the jokes to the pros, yeah?
broad name is prunella
>>216263339My workplace is 70% men, hate it.There have been some cute women but they're all in relationships.
>>216264760incredible post
get some rorke on your spork
>>216264775Wow really out here hurting feelings man. I just wanted to be cool with you guys.
woke up in the middle of the night and started grabbing gfberg's arse while half asleep she asked me about it this morning and i'm cringing
die bitch!
opted for a brisk walk to the park to wank in the bushes.
raping my arse with a chair leg
>>216264821i wanked in your mums bush
>>216264810Nothing wrong with that lad it's only if mother complains about it you need to be worried
>>216264810are you not allowed to do that wtfi thought youd be able to touch gfs whenever you want if shes just there in bed
>>216264822
>>216264831grim for you
>>216264840waking someone up in the middle of the night is considered a bit rude yeah
Have got an infected cyst on my bollocks
rorke mate...
>>216264811catberg
whats wrong with the yank
>>216264868probably from all the poo
big toilet that innit?
sorted
get bored
I've asked a girl on Bumble out for a date, never done it before but she's cute and we seemed to be chatting together okHeart is pounding
>>216264918what happened to that egyptian guy?
>>216264918turn off stubs for the true filtering experience
>>216264631i never use capital letters, gotta be a bit more convincing son>>216264810not really that bad
>>216264910me when I'm peddling conspiracy theories outside of suspicious pop-up Indian food vans
>>216264944Heh you'll be in prison for sexual harassment in no time!
>>216264141>If the people coming over on the boats were rich and white, it would be completely differentKek did he think this was some profound observation or something? If the people weren't violent third worlders they might be received differently? Yeah no shit
bag, nice and ripped
>>216264974
>>216265081waht dog type is this?
>>216265054convinced that the only reason he's famous is his personality and being angry and offensivei've seen videos of him trying to cook a cheese toastie, salmon, and other basic foods and completely fucking it up
>>216265104weird doeng breed idk
>>216265109mate he also has multiple michelin starred restaurants
>>216265109
been edging for three daysi'm almost scared to coom because i know i will fuck it up and accidentally explode without being fully ready for it
>>216265109he's a classically trained chef mate
>>216265130lmao michelin guide is not even respected any more they've had so many bribes and shit they are worse than the orscars
>>216265130>>216265153I've eaten at his restaurant and all I can say is Bighams mogs him.
>>216265081wow that woman looks small
>>216265171boring ahh gimmick
Fat Cunt Shippy's here with his usual range of dire gimmicks
>>216265171more like Midballs al Forno
big fan of british pornused to only be able to watch american porn because i found the british accent in porn out of placebut nothing better than a big english milf saying spunk and cock
>>216265156>lmao michelin guide is not even respected any morejust plain untrue isn't it
need a poo but da's in the bathroom
Mousey when he killed off the Bradleyposters
>>216265156Yeah mate Nandos in Harlow have a star now cus they paid the Michelin man 50 quid and free chicken for life
>>216265138You have to be careful about edging for so long because spunk can turn into hard stones in your pipes and make their way up into your bladder n that
Bighams - £40Gorgon Ramsey """Michelin Star""" restaurant - £150don't think the price justifies the difference
>>216265218Kitchen sink ladAsk mum to budge over so you can go
any gay niggas in?
>>216265223corrrr!
>>216265248Yeah
nothing poor runts love saying more than "fine dining is a scam"
not wonked for a week
>>216265281Another cope they love is 'the exact same thing can be bought at Lidl/Aldi for far cheaper' when they couldn't know this because they cannot afford to shop anywhere else
>>216265281depends how fine. theres a definite quality ceiling
>>216265282me after losing the keys to my chocolate factory
>>216265314it all comes from the same factories
buying this
>>216265340me after losing the keys to my chocolate factory and building an identical one
I like fine dining but hate restaurants so I order high quality meals for delivery and don't understand why pasta delivery is so laughable to the runts here
>pasta delivery
>>216265325me when I'm attempting small talk with a plasterer
>>216265340What do you think that proves?I could make a cheese toastie with asda white bread and American square cheese and another with a homemade bread and homemade artesanal goats cheeseAre they the same?
i love good scran and nice things but i don't even like splashing on a dinner at zizzis let alone fine dining. can't show off what i ate last night can i. i spent my money on shoes
>>216265374https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62xLWZgx4Ko
poor people love to imagine that rich people are being unknowingly scammed when they buy expensive food/clothes/art etc and that they're somehow smarter for not falling for this obvious scam
Ivor Caplin wants to meet me so we can discuss some of my ideas on international trade
Pasta is just Italian chips and you fat cunts get those delivered all the time
>>216265378>I like fine dining but hate restaurantsmakes genuinely no sense, the restaurant is what makes it fine dining
>>216265363ive had a few similarone tasted of weed, one tasted of nothing and one tasted really burnt and fucked up and was hard to vapethey definitely work though
>>216265420They purposely stay poor so they don't have to pay 50 quid for a meal
£1 keep that in mind
>>216265431>Ivor Caplinme when my aunt Lyn asks how I keep the sun out of my eyes on walks
elitism again is it?
>>216265330a part of me wishes i didn't laugh at these
>>216265466
>>216265463me when my brain is coin-operated
>>216265466That's it, if I don't start getting at least one (You) post post I'll off myself on Sunday This is on you guys at this point
>>216265472poor people have sneered at their betters for long enoughopen classism is necessary
>>216265480Me when I see old people slip on ice
>>216265444uh oh looks like someone fell for the fine dining scam
>>216265509How dairy!
>>216265466banger
>216265500Don't forget to Livestream
>>216265509blud got the knock off Vimto OH MY DAYS
I miss smoking so much
All food when eaten in thanksgiving to God is made clean. Reminder to thank God for every food that you eat
>>216265516just enjoy my pasta not soggy and steamed after some brown has jostled it around for 35 minutes
>>216265525me when a yank asks what I call sausages
Can't stop listening to nazi music, like Rammstein and Kraftwerk
>>216265549>Me praying the botulism away
>>216265466excellent post mate, actually got an aunt called Lynn me too so I found it relatable as well
>>216265603doxxable info
>>216265603thanks .. luv 2 u n the kids x
>Britain's major supermarkets, including Tesco, Sainsbury's, Asda, and Morrisons, warned Chancellor Rachel Reeves on October 25, 2025, that planned business rate increases would squeeze thin margins and raise grocery prices amid 5% food inflation. Executives from the British Retail Consortium highlighted pressures from energy, labor, and supply chain costs, while the government offers relief only to smaller shops. Public backlash on social media accuses chains of hypocrisy over executive pay and shareholder returns, though economists note low profit margins of 2-4%ready for the massive food price hike lads?
>>216265539me when im fired from my job at the smoked bacon factory that i really liked
A man fuelled by drink and drugs launched a brutal attack on his 79-year-old father, leading to the elderly man suffering two heart attacks. Oliver Fury, 42, lost control and hurled a stool at his father in the early hours of the morning.He then proceeded to punch, kick and stamp on his defenceless dad as he lay on the floor. Stoke-on-Trent Crown Court heard that the savage assault lasted approximately eight minutes before Fury demanded the keys to his father's car.Despite having consumed 10 pints of cider, snorted two lines of cocaine and smoked cannabis, he drove off and 'completely totalled' the vehicle in what seemed to be an attempt to take his own life. He sustained a broken hip and a fractured spine.However, his father suffered extensive swelling and bruising and spent four days in hospital where doctors had to resuscitate him twice after he suffered two cardiac arrests. Fury has now been sentenced to 40 months in prison.Prosecutor Jillian Newton said that the defendant attacked his dad at their family home in the early hours of August 1 this year. The horrific attack was witnessed by his mother, reports Stoke on Trent Live.
going on a massive food hike ladshope to summit a baked alaska
>>216265636of course, that's why I voted labour
what's the salary you lads would feel like is enough that you'd never need a raise again?for me its 300k
>>216265675£80k and im working on getting that
>>216265664me when someone asks I'm I'm retarded
>>216265652Shouldn't have raised a violent druggy mong
>>216265698me when I stammer
>>216265726
>>216265726me when im voted in as labour's first pm in 14 years but mispronounce my name slightly
>>216265636Why is food so expensive in the Yookay? It's wild you're paying like 20-40% more than the rest of the continent.
>>216265769we're getting scammed left, right, and centre - and our politicians are all too pathetic and incompetent to do anything about it. dead nation. rotten to the core.
nigger smegma
>>216265769governberg HATES our farmers growing food
>>216265769wtf are you on im always surprised how expensive french food is!
sir food scammer
mad to think dashcams were originally used as evidence if you have to make an insurance claim after a collision now every cunt that gets one turns into a grass recording every little thing and sending it off to the police
>>216265769that photo is from like 10 years ago too you wouldn't believe the prices now
>>216265769Food is cheaper here than in Europe
jelqing my bwc to bl manga
>>216265823do you like to imagine youre one of them or are you like a big gay fujo but a man
>>216265818me when I'm zimbabwean
I AM FROM JALENDER INDIAN CITIZEN!!!
>>216265652>Oliver FuryNominative determinism
>>216265841depends. usually the latter but often self insert as the top
>>216265887are all your big gay stories drawn by women
might try to replay thismanaged to get the first Dungeon Keeper running recently and it was as great as I remember
>>216265896most yaoi is
why did /brit/ slow down so much lately?
Sir Charlie Bigham
>>216265962Nerds are waiting for the new
>>216265652>Despite having consumed 10 pints of cider, snorted two lines of cocaine and smoked cannabisthat's nothing lmao what a lightweight
>>216265794Our food is on the expensive side but we're paying the same prices in eur you do in £.Also french food abroad is massively marked up if that's what you mean.>>216265815I know the photo is from the 80s or something, I was looking at prices on the asda website. Don't think sandwiches shop like these exist anymore, do they?>>216265818For example what's the price of a bag of pasta? Cheap brand, 500g? What about milk, flour or eggs?
just laid an egg
nth for the gyaldem
>>216265962jews
>>216265652My old gf got oliver fury out on me too.
>>216265992no you didn't
>>216265991i dont mean here i mean in france. my impression is always french supermarkets - not really that great. french markets, exceptionally good quality vs here but expensivei buy cheap spaghetti at like 30p/500g from tesco and cheap rice at 50p/kg
just laid 2 eggs
>>216265962looks better on the left
>>216266093>>216266093>>216266093
>>216266025We don't have an equivalent to tesco, I wish we did. I think they have a few stores, but nothing like what you have. A similar bag of pasta is around 70p at my lical supermarket but I know it can go as low as 40p depending on where you go, prices fluctuate a lot.Still have a hard time believing food us that cheap over there with the crazy inflation rates you've been having for the past few years.
