the artful dodger edition
>>216266093monke
willyberg hungers for the warm embrace of a twinks intestinal walls
>>216265991A cheap own brand bag of pasta, probably 40-60p for 500gMilk, around £1.60 to £1.80 for 4 pints of milk (2.3 litres)Flour, 70p for a 1.5kg bagEggs, 17p each for the cheapest mixed weight factory farms eggs
should have killed myself 20 years ago. then all my problems in life would have been solved.
>>216266118vile devil
>>216266136kek yeah. i do be kinda gay lulz uwu :3
>>216266136because it makes your peepee hard?
>>216266132not wrong but you shouldn’t do it simple as
Me when a colleague is complaining about something to me.
>>216266136come to australia
>>216266164do you want your big gay twinks to act like a best bro or like a woman
She'll be comin' round the Gherkin when she comes
>>216266120I guess it's not too bad, pretty much the same here. But it's weird knowing how much richer than us the UK used to be.
>>216266120>Eggs, 17p each for the cheapest mixed weight factory farms eggsgrim shite with yellowish yolki only eat free range
hope the ol trumpdog ruins yankland with the whole snap-fiasco, will be entertaining to watch
>>216266107you clearly havent seen a real monke yet
>>216266178why? i would died not ever knowing what a jew is. wouldn't that be bliss
I just roke up.
>I just roke up.
arse lad night
had a poo the other day
havent pooed in 5 years best change I've ever made
>>216266263sex arse perhaps?
>>216266225the big man upstairs is waiting, but if you ended it yourself then you wouldn’t have been invited
French food in hand
>>216266214Always assumed France and the UK were pretty neck and neck when it came to living standards really>>216266215Eggs are easily one of the best things you can cheap out on, there really isn’t much difference between a cheap egg and an expensive one. I used to buy those really expensive ones with the deep brown shells and orange yolks and realised it’s all just presentation and visuals and marketing.
>>216266252what's his problem
>>216266093>The role of the Artful Dodger was amplified in the musical Oliver!. The part was first played by Martin Horsey, and later by Tony Robinson, Davy Jones, Leonard Whiting, Steve Marriott, and Phil Collins.[4] Others to have played the role in amateur productions include Adam Levine, Ben Elton, Robbie Williams, Joe Jonas, Claire Josefson, and Hayley Smith.
>>216266299>the big man upstairs is waitingZeus?
*watches porn and gets naked*
Suicidal ideation is unfairly stigmatised.I derive great comfort from knowing I can end my life whenever I like. I can see it, imagine it in detail any time I like, all planned out perfectly. Daily problems and anxieties feel less suffocating when I can imagine them disappearing instantly as my head goes SPLAT! on the concrete.
>>216266280alri kim
>Zeus?
French food quality is overrated desu. They all drink that dogshit UHT milk, every single French household I went to had it and fresh milk is seen as a luxury
ben elton does it again
>>216266323don’t be gay anon you know who i meant
>>216266252is this the same lad that was wearing velcro autism shoes
>>216266355nice heckin reddit cartoon bud I haven't seen that one before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8OXBa6dL7g
>>216266299Jokes on you lad. I live on the top floor.
>>216266365i hope you don't mean the god of abraham? this is a white man's thread. take that jewish filth back to jewville*spits in your face*
>>216266280alri Elvis
>nice heckin reddit cartoon bud I haven't seen that one before
>>216266355can't even get his meme insults correctpathetic. you must be part abo>>216266327
glod
your da commissions soyjaks on patreon
>>216266400awesome broshow your whole collection
>>216266411explain this gimmick to us then what's it all about
>the jew is seething this badlySAD!
>>216266406well aware it’s the wrong religion but you’re still spiritually being an annoying pagan THOUGH
>>216266400this is literally him stomping around while he posts his reddit cartoons lmao
>>216266388ah yes, convinced by the internet pictures of graphs and caricatures have we? grow up
buying used fleshlights on ebay
>>216266327>my coping strategy? suicide.
>>216266447
never played a mobanever played a gachanever watched a vtuber
>>216266438>>216266459>*brutally rapes both of your mothers at the same time*heh nothin personal maggots
the retard's throwing around silverware at five in the morning again
>>216266490sunk 1,3k hours into dota2, pretty good game i’d say but the players are fucked
IT'S HIM
>>216266495silence you petulant incel
>>216266523ktilm
>>216266523fuck thsi ignorant happy cunt
>>216266523he looks like an ugly freak tbqh
>>216266311poverty cope
This is us lot when we go into /fr/ after they've been slagging us off
>>216266533time and place? catch me out the front fighting every cunt
it lip balm season
>>216266574i’ll rape you in half
>Inter goalkeeper, Josep Martinez, was involved in a fatal road accident this morning. His car struck an 81-year-old man in a wheelchair, who had suffered a medical emergency. Despite the rapid intervention of emergency services, the victim did not survive.
>>216266593whops
sipping a mug of fine ale courtesy of the poowong distillery
Made quite the blunder at toil with a joke about migrant rapes and I do believe I'll be called into the office later :/
>>216266593Inter are playing Liverpool in a few weeks. The Bad Driver Derby
ever noticed how famous people are always killing people with their cars and not going to jail
>>216266593>goalkeeper who can't see what's right in front of him
>>216266617you'll be sent for islamophobia sensitivity training
>>216266617reckon any jokes regarding rape in offices are going to be frowned upon, if women are involved
consider this a warning rorke
my neighbour just got a nice new porch and footpath done. saw him on the weekend and struck up a conversation, praised the construction, how well the new brick matches the old etc. but he couldn't tell me shit about how it was constructed, what the insulation is, or what stone it is on the footpath, or how the brick was sourced, or anything really. just blindly threw money at builders and they did a thing.mental IMO.
>>216266665the thing is they still wouldn't want to leave would they
>>216266668whys her fringer brown has it been up her poo hole
>>216266637normal people don't go to jail for it either, unless they were drunk or being extremely reckless or negligent. and even then
>>216266617Used to make rape jokes with my old supervisor before he retired. Everyone is boring now.
>>216266690they wouldn't even stop making halal meat
fuck sw*den
>>216266617that'll teach you for noticing things about reality and commenting on it
>>216266667good builders then
>>216266732yeah?
>>216266755we might just be witnessing the best gif of all time here
>>216266755boogied on that xenophobic runt, he just got served.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oOULG_nhEc
>>216266749yeah but you'd think a retired boomer would take a bit of interest.
>>216266667yeah mate. that's the idea behind paying a professional to do a job. you tell them what you want and they sort it out for you
please ban halal slaughter please ban halal slaughter please ban halal slaughter
just lobbed a hench stone into the sun so in about 8 minutes we're likely to witness the impactsorry in advance...
Aldi i went to didnt even have this famed "middle aisle"
only Anglo-Saxons deserve life
if your flag doesn’t have a union jack you’re a black nigger
>>216266806true my grandad would've been telling them how to do their job and criticising minor mistakes
>>216266875brilliant post
white cliffs of dovahkiin
>>216266871it's lidleliddle in the middle
>>216266880brilliant post
middle of lidl
>>216266818all the men in my family have a very good idea of how their properties are constructed and can talk sensibly with builders on various details.normal masculine thing in my mind, like how you'd know what a spark plug is and could point one out under the bonnet even if you can't be arsed and do get a professional to replace it.
>>216266880
fus roh dahing one dozen vantablack congolese jungle niggers off the white cliffs of dover
magpies got a big something in his beak
The Right Honourable Vicky Pollard
>>216266880THIS
well this is a little awkward now isn't it
>>216266880I'm a white one.
i need an older man to take complete control
>>216266953you have to go back
>>216266965*takes you to therapy*
>>216266953just become pm and change back to your old non-reddit flag
>>216266875Was here not two weeks ago, that exact spot. Had a good time sharing the photos here.
Four hours left, then five toil free days. Gonna be nice not wearing any clothes all day tomorrow
Male coworkers be like: I am going to touch your waist
>>216266996based white man
nth for the baddiedem
IRL gimmick idea: refer to any measure of time that isn't two weeks ago as "not two weeks ago", even if it was 5 years in the past
>>216267064
>>216267056erm 2018 called they want their memes back
>>216267069But that isn't what that means, it means within the last two weeks
>>216267069
activating my sharingan at the opticians so I can cheat at the vision test
>>216267113had to explain this to my mum not two weeks ago (she's been dead for 15 years)
>>216267102done that bogan runt
catnerg on lap; purring
these two aussies always at each others throats
>>216267161me when I run a doggy daycare
>>216267161melbourne and sydney
>>216267134Only thing you'll be activating is your autism
>>216267161corrr wish they were at mine
>>216267161wish we were in each others throats
>>216266965they never do, not entirely. and then you're left struggling with learning how to defer even when you don't want to. it's hard work sometimes
Agreed to start work 2 hours earlier
>>216267181me when I'm a middle class white woman introducing my kids
>catnerg
All the noise surrounding migration is meaningless. Crime statistics, shocking headlines, debates around Britishness, it is all a big nothing. The only question one must ask is whether they'd sooner live around people like them, or foreigners. Anyone sane would prefer the former.
>>216266252Mad creps
just woke up, got a good 8 hours
>>216267213was just saying this down the racist pub not two weeks ago (2012)
>>216267206does your Aldi have a middle aisle?
>>216267208chortling
>>216267181Smellbourne and Shitney
>>216267208geographic names are more upper middle tbqhdesu
>>216267206Bet they'll remember that in a few months when you ask to do a half day so that you can attend one of your many tranny appointments
been feeling guilty cos I haven't shown up at the charity shop to volunteer in a month now due to being a lazy cunt
>>216267256your bollocks are about to be more upper middle after I punt them into your sternum
Naming my son Rorke and my daughter Lizzy personally
>>216267181sydney is the prettier older sister of the two who never had to actually develop a personality
>>216267161i'll shoot the dog in real life
>>216267255me when I'm Keith Lemon after being introduced to a middle class white woman's kids
Thinking about growing up
pooing shit from my obese willy
>>216267313Trite and immature post
>>216267102>>216267145
:-]
>>216267272Need to volunteer me, my references are dogshit
>>216267313sat here cackling at this ridiculous fucking post fuck me
>>216267330shite and manure post
Don’t meet many Wollongongs today
>>216267342I don't deserve a good reference, me. Due to me being a lazy cunt
>>216267333
Know quite a few Australians online, they're either highly successful well rounded individuals or complete fuck ups. Brett Taylor the Outback Strangler being the most fucked up of them all https://www.theage.com.au/national/victoria/accused-tinder-rapist-released-on-bail-due-to-covid-19-20200819-p55n55.html
こんにちは!今日もお元気そう!いいね
>>216267333not exactly helping your case here (white as the driven snow btw)
>>216267333I’m white but look like an ashkenazi Jew
>>216267397right that's a recipe for how to make meth then is it?
Went to the world-famous Cheadle the other day, took a photo of the sign that says "Welcome to Cheadle Village", met and shook hands with THE poo seal (actually no I didn't haha but everything else is true)
>remember vod will expire in under 12 hours>check twitch>they're liveoof Madone
since when did we start wearing the poppy in october? it was always in the week leading up to the 11th
>>216267416。。。うん
I'm a reasonable man
>>216267444that one i don't need a translation for
Don't wear a poppy - too well read for that nonsense.
>>216267433mad innit*tucks into a bag of pigs in blanket flavoured crisps and a maltesar's reindeer while humming jingle bells*
your poppies are always so stylish. but ours are fuzzy which is nice
earth but its only white christians
>>216267447Me when I've got a shit coated fist wrapped around an elderly womans throat demanding she give me her panties
>>216267429>vod will expire in under 12 hoursis it cancer? :(
>>216267458>too well readyeah their colour is a bit much
they are well red tbf
>>216267485>>216267496worst gimmick of the year
mad how new york is a communist city
So fucking horny today its unreal I could shag anything right here right now
singing kettle r34
>THEY DIED FOR OUR RIGHT TO VOTE!Well Rorke actually they died for the imperial machinations of the British elite, pawns in a game they couldn't even conceive of.
We have poppies in our garden :)
>>216267512quiet Holden
>>216267524yes queen give us nothing
>>216263566NEW
>>216267532100% you pointedly pronounced that like mashinations
>>216267552scrgiasa
Kill Strelok.
>>216267569me when I'm ordering a drink in Spain and I can't remember what it's called
Might move to Glasgow
>>216267524that's a man
>>216267492Dunno I'm only 5 mins into the vod
>>216267524https://youtube.com/watch?v=n2FdRU_MpJA
>>216267576>Romanian
me when im a fat retarded spastic black nigger repugnant ogre freak >>216267590
>>216267576i've been browsing the black/rekt threads on /gif/ and i can't even share what an average day in america is like
>>216267524Bop it
>>216267612pscr
>>216267608oooo tsigani
>>216267594me when i'm sitting on the sofa with my mum and my dad walks in
>>216267524he cute
stockberg is up 7%
Someone really needs to tell Led By Donkeys that Farage isn't PM
>>216267632the button on my keyboard I press when I want to capture an image of my desktop
>>216267592Me when I'm considering where to move in Scotland.
>>216267614>browsing the non-blacked bunker thread on /gif/'kin state
rorke kissing his dad on the lips
some of you ought to go back to wherever
>>216267640me when my portfolio increases 7% in value
>>216267633Yes, they're țigani, not romani and especially not Romanians.
>>2162676407% today?
>>216267660yeh last 24 hours. i have a method you see
>>216267636ever kissed your da on the lips?
>>216267589Is that an euphemism to "kill yourself"?
if the royal family dont speak up soon they should be absconded
*clicks submit*
>>216267671me when I'm getting thrashed at blackjack
>>216267655me when i see a crowd of people some of whom are wearing black and white striped clothing and have chains around their ankles
>>216267666bit volatile that lad. i'd take my profit
>>216267659țigani deez nuts lmao
>>216267684me when making a post
How can you tell if an escort is Romanian?
>>216267693me when i'm playing poker with a group of less than reputable men with bad tempers and i am up 7% in profit and looking for an exit
do not enjoy the posts here which are made by youths who claim to be at "toil" but are in fact at school
>>216267684me when I've been kidnapped in deepest Africa but the only words I know in Swahili are synonyms of "surrender"
always one nigga dragging the joke
>>216267699when you find out your wallet’s been emptied afterward
stop the me whenings
i think that could be sand
>>216267755me when I roll back my foreskin after having a crafty wank on a nudist beach
fat bastard pigeon been sitting on a branch for ages what are his wings for
>>216267772hope he poos on your head
>>216267272get your act together
>>216267762knew it was going to end that way
Fellas itt will see this and think "That's a man"
>>216267750me when my black friend grabs jake by the legs and pulls him across the room for the 10th time and i text my other friend but i'm dyslexic
>>216267762poor thing it's mean to let him wander around leashless with all those holes around
>>216267805Would love to suck her cock!
>>216267762lol what a spastic
military helicopter
>>216267429download them
>Masked Muslim protesters on streets of London are like 'foreign invading army', claims Nigel Faragesoon the UK will turn into the smelly shithole that is lebanon
>>216267800me when I rewatch Titanic and the ship sinks
>>216267805could you please stop being a sexless autistic freak for FIVE MINUTES
>>216267816Me to labour MPs when we spot a migrant at an all girl's school
>>216267855ok this ones good
>>216267855scream
>>216267855kek
>>216267826me when someone asks me what my sexual orientation is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcM-cMpbf4I
the lads all off for afternoon prayers
farting on blackoids
Legitimately need a massive shite
might get banned. spending far too much time here.
bowling pin up the arse
>>216267987Was enjoying those "me when" posts.
automatic egg-mixer applied to me bollox
india on damage control
on my lunch break
>>216268038cigarette pack looking ahh screenshot
>>216267827Good shout, I'll prob have to set up another streamrecorder account
my veins hurt
>>216268053SCREAMING LMAO
screaming at our zach eating all these old centrist blairites for breakfast
>>216268067me when I wake up after inviting a "goth baddie" into my house on halloween
>>216268038anti india grift is getting cringe everyone knows its a smelly poo land already
>>216268038Don't know how anyone takes this mong seriously after he got exposed as a compulsive liar by Vince Vintage
Finished my post-brekkie nap, might go for a 2nd. Damn working is hard
>>216268083Rakesh
ah yes, "this mong" is definitely a thing and I will prove it by namedropping an event that definitely happened with another made up name
>>216268083alri krishnamurti
>>216268087Stop throwing shade at wagies.
>>216268057use thishttps://github.com/schneidermanuel/TwitchLeecher-Dx
>>216268083alri rashmi rakachandran vivishek
>>216268038me when we've nearly quashed the sepoy rebellion of 1858 but the last hold-outs are putting up barricades around the citadel to attempt to mitigate our cannons
>>216268038fuck me they’re pathetic
>>216268141not smart enough to understand this
think i have a hemorrhoid but luckily but big fat voluptuous juicy arse cheeks are shielding it from the uncomfortable chair
Actress Prunella Scales has died at her London home aged 93.She was best known for playing Sybil Fawlty in the acclaimed 1970s comedy series Fawlty Towers alongside John Cleese.
>>216268141(crickets chirping)
>>216268121>smeggy worthless leftoids getting utterly fragmentedhaha hehe
>drag pantomimesurely that's all pantomimes
>>216268160don't care prefer polly
Holy crap, I am freakin' out!
you lot are fucking spastics i swearthose polls mean NOTHINGevery election you retards are like WE'RE WINNING then the same two parties take powerreform won't win shit
>>216268128Thx lad, I'll check it out
>>216268190peder gifin
>>216268190read this in professor farnsworth's voice
>>216268189me when the mrs is trying to talk me down from buying a parrot by showing me a bearded dragon
>>216268121Wild how labour fell off a cliff
>>216268213>>216268213>>216268213
>>216268194me when my coworker finishes my programming work for me and tells me it's the git branch called `final-draft`
>>216268121first past the post makes these polls a bit meaningless when it comes to who gets how many seats though
>>216268153it actually feels good if you know how to rub it
>>216268258fantastic input as always Malaysia bender
