hugging edition
oh yes massa i’s gon be a good lil’ yank and make the new for ya right away massa
dogberg
still at toil, this is not right
peeta the horse is here
>>216268226hooting
>>216268208they seem to be trying their hardest to adopt reform policies whilst also bashing reform for their policiesmanaging to alienate both reform voters and their basereally an ingenious bit of politicking from our kier
im voting walt disneyand Magpies
might have some lunch but dunno what
i have skinny arse cheeks so i can actually feel my bumhole touching the chair
greens polling 1st among under 50s
>>216268275me when i'm a boring fucking dullard runt with no life so i blogpost on /brit/
>>216268213cute and freshly shampooed
>>216268267im voting for noone im conceding my vote
>>216268247Can't be posting that now
naked in bed with mousey cradling his cute little greasy head in my arms as he rambles on about squirrels and piss nettles
>>216268292concession accepted
avatar use? trolling outside of /b/? pony content? off topic posts? that's crazy!
>toilberg demands I have a profile pic on teams>defy him by uploading an image of me when I was 12>today he gets pissed off at me, says I should upload one from today>try and guilt trip and tell him that image is only from 2023, my commitment to the job is making me age like shit >he gets even angrier because it was a blatant lie and now I'm in his bad booksbrilliantall this because HR demands a fucking hideous image of mewhat is the point of HR bollocks
i always picture this guy when the Malaysian flag appears
>>216268275eat food>>216268288but you are
peak blairite
>>216268315kek when I moved up a level some HR slag sent me emails for a while asking me to add a picture but I just ignored her and she stopped trying. nun she cud do x
>>216268315Like Icarus you flew too close to the sun
>>216268292ilegal
>>216268284anti-nuclear and open borders. and to think those green supporters are the same people with ukraine flags on their houses
wish cunt yanks wouldnt make news
>>216268374
Reckon I could make a pretty decent PM lads would you vote for me? Don't got any policies but we'll figure it out as we go
getting nagged to put pronouns in my signature
nato quaking
>>216268316Why did he do it?
>>216268402me when I see an American on tv
>>216268404rape screaming
>>216268421horny
Latest figures are out lads. It really doesn't look good.
got to be leaving for toil in an hour and not even eaten breakfast yet
>>216268418this bitch name sultana like the raisins lmfao
nth for the holodem
only a matter of time til greens and reform do something retarded that destroys their chances of winning. they arent serious politicians
>>216268418she doesn't look like me how can I trust that she has my best interests in mind
Not serious unlike me I'm very serious
>>216268463nobody other than tory or labour have won an election in like 3000 years so nothing will happen
>>216268457
>>216268463reform got caught literally getting paid off by russia and the media yawned
>>216268366Mhmm
>>2162684822014 MEP elections2019 MEP elections2025 Local electionshmmmmmmm
>>216268489everyones getting paid by someone
pooing everywhere
>>216268499come on mate
corr landlords loving it
>>216268489Everyone knows the Russians fund both sides
Sultana? What is she, the president of currant affairs?
>>216268540ps
>>216268540creaen
>>216268550me when i have something else to say when im writing a letter
>>216268526houses should have a fixed price based on the average wage of its area
>>216268572gommunism
wtf did he mean by this
>>216268540>>216268550>>216268563fuck off
I have worked 38 hours overtime this month
going to be a landlord myself hopefully in the next few months
>>216268540
I have worked 38 hours this month
You don't want to mess with me I'm profoundly mentally disturbed
the scrandoodle
>>216268595so what mate? want a gold star?
i've wanked 38 hours this week
I have raped my own arse 38 times this month
>>216268648No, money
>>216268656alri lionel hutz
>>216268643most self-aware mental tranny freak
>>216268656speak to payroll. not my problem
Shots fired, you're firedYou're washed up, you're retiredYour kitty looks like a flat tire
Oh rorke mate, he’s done you again! Play a record https://youtube.com/shorts/W8ZaNGgdaKU
>>216268667roaring
>>216268594me when im disabling sex mode on my robot gf
>>216268684what is the british equivalent of madison avenue?
>>216268694literally pooing and screaming
>>216268684>ad hominem ad hominem ad hominemI accept his concession
>>216268684>Those commentsoh my days
https://youtu.be/24K2NhwWDsk
>>216268734me when mumberg asks what I'm doing to cause so much noise
bf6 update lads
roerke claiming his family left south africa in the late 90s because of economic conditions
black pussy CHANGED rorke
>>216268664
chutzpah
/brit/? More like /shit/
>>216268796he got to shag pinkpantheress fair play to him
>>216268828i shagged pinkpantheress
>>216268293me when mum writes the wrong address on the letter to gran
if I am still broke this time next year, I will fucking kill myself. I said this last year but this time I mean it.
>>216268828you need your gaydar checked
>>216268812>chutzpahsaw this word in the new pokemon gamefucking grim yids
>>216268584To this day I wonder what the prompt might have been to produce such an unparalleled piece of modern art.
dont like non whites at all hate them all in fact
>>216268875it's pronounced "hoots-pah" btw
>>216268895grow up you chinless mongol
>>216268875yiddish words are fun though
>>216268861You'll be there next year, and the one after that, and the next. You'll be here till your dying days, alone, confused, bitter and resentful. And we'll still make fun if your decrepit shoes
>>216268906>fell for it again awardyou nibbas were gullible even before ai
>>216268912
oh my days
it lush
>>216268953bulldozed.barratted.blacked.
>>216268921Nah I’ll be rich and you’ll still be a fucking brokie suck ur mum dickhead
>>216268953meh. get it bulldozed to build hundreds of flats for the biomass.
>>216268975Best of luck to you x
theory crafting tonights tea
>to the tune of sweet carolinerorke's battyhole
might have the wank
Minecraft diamond watch on my wrist
>>216268684rorke exposed
>>216269046BRAP BRAP BRAAAP
chicken wraps are down the hatch and they were, say it with me, lush
>>216268213yeah thats nice isnt it
That being said, I still want my 19 trillion quid.
don’t know why British whites allow pikeys to abuse horses in our country it’s just not on.
worried i might get bladder stones after the lad in the last thread told me edging too long might cause them
>>216269093nobody said lush with me :(
>>216269163it not right
I want to clean toilets in the UK.
Chicken wraps, grim.Furthest thing from lush I can think other than something silly like a poo bagel.
>>216269141i'm fucked if this is true lol
>>216269133Of course it's an igbo slaver sprouting that crap *kmt*
>>216269202we already have enough muslimsfock off
big toe is throbbing
>>216269163sorry ladit were "lush"
Today i will post a picture of some characters from my favourite TV show from childhood, My Little Pony
Really quiet in here todayit grim
big knob is throbbing
18 naked cowboys in the showers
cut on my penis has cured
>>216269234been watching reels like madman
>>216269229yay!
>>216269225(That's what I call my willy)
>>216269222I'm a godless one sir please let me in *bangs on the door cryiing*
edging my veiny precummy bwc for sixteen hours
it doesn't do anythingnothing you post is doing anythingmove on
>>216269232youre having a fucking giraffe arent you
Me n the lads
A fuel tanker convoy was reportedly ambushed by JNIM between Kita and Bamako today, the first such convoy attempting to breach the blockade from the Senegal axis in over a month.
>>216269141haha sorry xafter I posted that I actually remembered what it's called and it's called retrograde ejaculationit's where spunk goes into your bladder because the valve that closes during ejaculation doesn't close due to strain caused by edgingHappened to a guy on /jp/ in the onahole thread and I do believe he ended up in A&E
>>216269256on your frenulum?
the scrandemic
>>216269295what is their job
yeah that's going in my arsehole later
>>216269263so this is biomass
>>216269300blimey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F_RCWVoL4s
Any tips for giving oral to a woman lads?
>>216269314>And this dish is called Small Boat
>>216269305nearby where the glans meets the foreskin. bled a little bit but it didnt get infected
get the young fitties posted
>>216268584Left is meant to be a "Cronem" wearing a Gherkin hatRight is a Reddit alien, the 4chan on his suit implies we are RedditoraThats it
>>216269342Um! x
>>216269349Yeah don't bother
madnessand then there's the innocnet /brit/ postertoiling away for 26k a yearit's bloody wrong
What is this I hear about child porn spam across british 4chan generals? Fucking disgusting I'm glad I don't post here anymore. Whole site has gone down the shitter.
>>216269349bite her fanny like an apple
>>216269350migrant boat
>>216269342she looks kind of chineseis she chinese?
Do you look more or less attractive with a beard?
you may recall that I had car trouble at the weekend where carberg wouldn't startwell it's all sorted now, new battery plumbed in and car back to its normal working self. I will need to start purposefully doing a longish trip once a week though so as not to fuck the new battery like I did the old one.
Is the "autism voice" a real thing?
>>216269349they say you're supposed to write the alphabet with your tongue directly on to her clitoris
>>216269382she's a cartoon pony from Equestria
>>216269377link?
>>216269386>you may recallno
>>216269407ah ok a chinese one?
>>216269356>>216269377>>216269409Just want you to know that I've alerted the authorities
>>216269300I hope that never happens to me sounds terrible. But I often have the opposite problem of that valve staying closed long after I had a wank. Feels like you're about to piss but nothing comes out
>>216269414she's not Chinese x
carberg has an mot later and I think it's going to fail
>>216269413well you missed a great post
>>216269386didn't know it's good to do longer journeysglad your car is better
He was making a move
>>216269391yesalso i want to have sex with this woman
>>216269385I look equally repulsive with and without a beard. Yes I got it trimmed.
>>216269445or you know japanese dirty knees look at these
>>216269463the answer to that question would have been yes. driving charges the battery up.Know for next time
young fannoise ples
got to leave for toil within half an hour. not even showered yet. Tuesdays usually end up being my best day but I can never be arsed by the time it rolls around
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>>216268684That wasn't even an argument
>>216269464yeah when you drive the battery charges up but it requires a long drive (like 20+ mins) for this to happen, dunno the science behind ittakes me like 5 mins to get to the work / the shops and those are the only journeys I do, being the loser I am. But I will start doing a nice long car journey once a week from now on to help my battery.>>216269494The consensus at the time was that it would be best to get a new battery as even if I managed to get the old one working + charged, it failing was an ominious sign. As it happened, I couldn't get the old battery to work. I tried it again after that post and no joy. So had to purchase a new one.
>toilberg's scheduled a 9am meeting on Thursday for a "very serious chat"am I fucked?
>>216269555Shouldn't have used that picture of you when you were 12
>>216269555can't be that serious if you're being given between now and then to cause further harm
>>216269562Umm
>>216269562
shall be going before the inevitable nonce posts start
rachel reeves sex arse
>>216269488She's well cute and supposedly has the autism voice
>Rudakubana had been referred to a pupil referral unit after taking a knife to another school ‘to use it’. His teachers at the unit saw him as very high risk, but a mental health worker dismissed the worries of the head teacher there as racially motivated. Head teacher Joanne Hodson told the inquiry that she had a ‘visceral sense of dread’ that Rudakubana’s behaviour was building up to something. For that she was effectively called a racist.
>>216268292>im voting for noonepeter noone is running for office?
>>216269721good old leftypol facilitating the murder and rape of children across the country.
>>216269740ancient /b/tard joke
PP (Presently Pooing) AMA (Ask Me Anything)FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions...)>Toilet roll?Andrex.>Consistency?Mostly liquid.>Burning?Not this time.>Blood? Some.
Can autistic people be funny and have rizz? Like you'd think autists wouldn't be good with humour cause of it relies on social ques. Like banter, I don't know the lines to cross, so instead of risking hurting feels/looking like a dork. I just be nice but that is prob just one of the reasons I'm still a vf
few hours to go and i shall reveal my dastardly scheme
>>216269754Odious little creature
>>216269391There's loads of physical traits of autism which don't get nearly enough attention. I can diagnosis someone as autistic with 100% accuracy by the way they talk and walk.
>>216269808he isn't heel striking though
>>216269808https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/autismbooty/
One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you
>>216269790A little noticed advantage men have over women is that if a man is very attractive, anything he says or does is laughed along with and enjoyed, granting him unearned charisma. For women, as long as they are 8/10 or more, they have a natural charisma while acting normal (which is certainly a blessing), but actually don't have this benefit when acting cringe or cruel, unlike 10/10 men who can say or do anything and be worshipped.
ladsthe girl on the rightyou'd shag the fuck out of her, aye? it's not just me?
>>216269877no i wouldn't
>>216269868It's mad that Reform have a ceiling (and quite a low one at that), but because the others are perfectly cancelling each other out, they can frequently boast about double digit leads
>>216269877well i would but she isnt peng in the slightest
>>216269904mental that people would still vote for labour and tories
>>216269877I'd have sex with virtually any non-fat adult woman under the age of 50 or perhaps 60.
>>216269927in a heartbeat
>>216269927Where's the fanny?
>>216269927woah that's the most innie pussy I've ever seen
>>216269877yes but i always find lezzers attractive, it is my curse and burden
>>216269927thats a grim pudgy male arsehole
>>216269922as much as I revile both, I understand Labour a lot moreOnly had a year and your alternative is the barminess of open borders Polanski and the gerontocracy supporting Lib DemsWith the Tories, they're just imitating everything Reform does on a 3 month delay whilst insisting "THEY AREN'T SERIOUS!!1!". Quite pathetic.
>>216269966How can an arsehole be pudgy?
puffy nipplesdowny fupa
mento that femoid arseholes are always skin coloured whilst male arseholes always look like the bloke's just had a shite 5 mins agoeven amongt the gays who you'd think would commit a little bit more maintenance to it
>>216269857>unlike 10/10 men who can say or do anything and be worshippedNo way sis
Fucking hell lads had a job out in the countryFinished by 1Couple of jars at the localIt lush de lads and I mean lushNow I understand why mark does itThis is living Might have three more when I get home
>>216270005you tell us, ya pudgy arsehole
half of /int/ is just visajeets trying to deflect from the fact that they eat shit. mental how grim this place is
There was a lad on here who had his first date ever a few days ago.Are you here? How did you get on?
>>216270027I think porn stars and the like get their bumholes bleached for this purpose so I don't know that they're necessarily representative of the average female arsehole. Although I myself have never seen one, or a vagina, so I don't know.
>>216270048>Me job? Hunting rats>It lush
when i was a lad all the schoolgirls used to wear white knickers nowadays they weaer black shorts that cover too much and that's a big shame
>>216269857>anything he says or does is laughed along with and enjoyed, granting him unearned charismaI have no noticed this too. An arsehole at work steals my jokes and then repeats them to people who laugh. It's definitely unearned and I've told HR about it before but nothing is ever done
>>216270048haha he thirsty
>>216270027That's not true, you can get your bumhole bleached
>>216270060It's why I only post here. All other threads suck, you lads give me a good chuckle
>>216270085I got so nervous I shat my pants in Costa during the date, had to call my mum and get her to take me home.
ummy
reading Wikipedia articles about SS again
>>216270218ktimI'm a little runt, should get gassed me
fucking dartscounter app is down bruv
omds not the fucking dartscounter app
>>216270364Raging man
>>216270107when i was in school all the slags wore low cut trousers with visible thongs
can you imagine having to wank to actual physical copies of photos before the days of internet lol
>>216270218why did they cut their hair before killing them?
Saw this fit black girl in town today, nice big Afro and fat arse that was jiggling like mad
where is Dr. Mouse
>>216270475should've taken a pic
>>216270512playing uma
>>216269790>>216270108What a lot of autismos fail to grasp is that if your social rank has already been established in a particular group dynamic as "that weird autistic guy" then there is nothing which you can say or do in the moment that will be well received by the group. The content of what comes out your mouth is irrelevant to the members of that group. It's the autistic weirdo bleating noise again. No one gives a shit about anything you have to say, good or bad, they hate you. Prior to you opening your mouth you exist in their mind as a hated entity. Everything they hear from you is heard in the context of "that guy I hate is speaking".Every member of the group also has free reign to disregard what you say, or even turn it back against you, because they know the other members of the group value their opinion more than your opinion. Members of the group would sooner be positively associated with any other members of the group than you because you are known to be the lowest ranking person. The only things that an autistic punching bag could say to have any impact within such a group is something that drastically shifts the power dynamic in a big way. Like revealing that you have an extremely hot girlfriend (and it being true) or that you've won the lottery (and it being true). Trying to engage with normies the way they engage with one another i.e on their level will never work as the autistic member of the group because they hate you. They don't want you to speak to them as equals because in their mind they are far above you due to their rank within the group.
>>216270475I only really find mixed girls attractivethere was this mulatto girl with big curly hair in m&s the other day and she was stunning
63p remember that
um
got yanks filterred since the cp incident and I must say it's great
Russian army has just captured Pokdovkachenko. Population: 70. Never doubt them
>>216270613TRUKE
your mother's got a penis
Up the crohnem
i had to give my legs a fucking fadeshaved my arse and left a pronounced line so had to blend it in
Musha ring um a do um a da
>>216270714Umm
I don’t give a fuck about my community.
>>216270787Same sameShould've done it sooner tbf
corr camgirls are in fancy dress
>>216270904bender
look down at your hairy pooey arsehole and tell me god existsgod made us in his image yeah? YEAH? that's why we have to shave and wash our stinky fucking arses
>>216270904skin fade, topped up every 3 days
The Irish lack artistic ability. They can’t paint, draw or sculpt.
>>216271040
>>216271040praise the lord!
skin fade? nah my shit don't fade
>>216271040Don't shave your arsehole or else you'll get an ingrown hair and a 2nd leaky bumhole
>>216271042every 3 days is insane, no one is doing that unless you work in the barbershop and one of the other barbers does it for you for free
another miserable day of my dogshit nigger life
>>216271061But they're great poets and actors.
>>216271061Wrong.
>>216271088i trim with an electric razor
>>216271117Doesn't change a thing. It can still happen whenever you cut it.
Windows is so bad with it's intrusive ads. Why the fuck has my work laptop just asked me where Overwatch Winston is from when i was trying to log in?
>>216271100gotta keep it looking fresh brotha
>>216271133the razor has a 1mm guard literally impossible
>>216271145You can turn off all the ads. At least here in Europe which you should be part of. You can also uninstall most things unlike before. https://winaero.com/windows-11-will-allow-removing-edge-bing-and-disable-ads-for-eu-users/#:~:text=According%20to%20Microsoft%2C%20Windows%2011%20users%20in,remove%20pre%2Dinstalled%20apps%20and%20change%20default%20settings.
>>216271145Hi there!
>>216271165don't let it near my award-winningly small willy, which is BY FAR the smallest in /brit/!
>>216271218im still on Windows 10 and it's a work laptop so im locked down from changing things
>>216271264>ads on w10 What the fuck.
What's new in the dollhouse lately?
>posting on 4chan from his work laptop
notice how the post schizo posters ('p spammer, the leaf, the scatyank, ziedbelg) are all forenners
>>216271106Yeah acting the fucking fool
ktik
massive poo ready to drop
>>216271318and heathernonce is british
>>216271218>which you should be part of.fuck off
>>216271302extremely reckless, would not want my employer or colleagues knowing I frequent this wretched place
>>216271221
>>216271333poor guy
>>216271362unbelievably early
>the leaf (singular)
>>216271302im posting on my personal laptop which is Windows free
>>216271318or they're all just on the botnet
mlep
>>216270714Take a long walk off a short pier J0sh
