Holodem edish
>>216274400mortar
rorke wants to deport all black and brown cats
Total Grey Squirrel Death
If you see a beautiful, sexy, voracious woman, but her skin isn't a certain pigment lighter than a handful of drawings depicted from ancient Japan, Im sorry but you are gay or have become mentally retared. End of story.
*rolls into the new*
cannot stop thinking about her
>>216279568BOOM
>>216279551I didn't know you guys liked baseball
nth for the gyaldem
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5ypkd57n97ororke got shanked
screaming they made a film about some lads being attacked by a pack of scrotes
>>216279605me
timmy lookin for a voracious beaner>they're trad christians you know!!!
Why are all these young persons upset that the Louvre thieves are caught?
any incel solo drink at a pub without speaking to anyone there man in
Do you remember that creepypasta where a skinwalker was in their car while they were sleeping in the car on a camping trip
>>216279653that's actually quite a good horror film
>>216279653good movie
>>216279618they wouldn't make the blacked cut not even close
>>216279675it's a victimless crime
>>216279684grow up you fucking sad act
>>216279677no because I have half a brain so I just drink at home for a fraction of the price instead of paying like Ā£8 a pint for zero reason x
sun down by 5pmcoldrainyfor the next 6 months
>>216279659because thirdies don't see any value in cultural artefacts
>>216279675something something payback for colonialism obviously. these people are complicated
>>216279447Other parties may be shit, but at least they aren't using immigration as a front to then do shit like get rid of the NHS, your human and employment rights.Farage is being sinister by tricking people to then fuck you over which I think is worse than another party just being bad at their job.
>>216279632>A Afghan national, 22State of that English, did an Afghan write the article too?
>>216279725I drink at a wetherspoons x
>>216279729heaven
>>216279735postivie discrimation hire innit senpai
just seen the bad video
>>216279653Genuinely good movie, not mad at all seeing the finished product. Totally filmed in Scotland too I believe. Proper British ting, browns wouldn't understand
Green Party membership: paid Bish bash bosh Sorted
love the end of the bag of dry roasted peanuts where it's just like smokey dust
>>216279735I keep telling you guys, on average, British people's grammar is not as good as their American counterparts. Such glaring errors would never make it on an American news site.
>>216279659he waking up erry day, erry day to dat blaring hispanic morning television x
heathermong admitted he wants to leave this site but can'the has literally no life outside of it kek
filter coming in extra useful today
>>216279714I don't like your attitude.
Children of Men
>>216279755>>216279781Kek it's just been updated
Rorke joining DutyLeftypol joining FreedomRasheed joining Monolith
>>216279748what difference does that make? You're still paying out the arse for the same thing you could get from tesco for like Ā£1.50 a pintand for what, the atmosphere? If you're not talking to anyone, what the fuck are you even doing there
>>216279775just be careful la, they're high calorie
>>216279616rounders was fun at school and baseball history is interesting but I don't keep up with the modern game, I just like the holodemhololive and the dodgers have held events for the past couple years>>216279692are you irish diaspora?
>>216279831just like to be able to sit and have a fag and a pint somewhere, only have a couple before I get bored
I've noticed that all Americans (including the lowest class) will say, "My friends and I went to the cinema"A lot of Brits will say, "My friends and me went to the cinema", which is ungrammatical
Creating and distributing my own pornography
>>216279798i only post here like 30 minutes every other day or something but itās still difficult to leave completely
>>216279734pic related: the fruits of having human rights
Bed time in 2 and a half hourstime to ready my book while listening to the 2.5 hour album 'selected ambient works volume ii' by aphex twinsee you lads on the morrow
>>216279812pull my finger
>>216279815I bet I could find you a grammatical error currently on a British news site. Link me to one
>>216279863rules for thee not for me x
Prey (2017)
>>216279889doh
prepping the runtoid dinner
>>216279792hahaha it loud and annoying as fuck
Young money - bedrock
>>216279893nice, reading anything good?
>>216279675Cuz they are brownoids and blacknoids
>>216279887but presumably you do have a single other reason to exist outside of it right? if so, you are already a mile ahead of him
out in the streets, they call it burger
>>216279930accelerating his norwood
never played the original RE or its remake
Game of the Year?
my vague semblance of a normal life means it's OK to spend unhealthy amounts of time on /brit/
>>216279914CopeBrits invented the language. It's shameful that we haven't kept standards upLiterally Japs and Russians speak a more correct English than the average Brit journo
>>216279893how was the last poo you inspected on your poo shelf?
>>216279939'playground' by Richard Powersit won the 2024 booker prize
so what's the story behind the white men in this thread who role play as black men?it seems very fucking gay to the casual observer.
>>216279979When I left my tenancy to buy my newly purchased first home I poured 5 bottles of vegetable oil down the kitchen sink lmao
>>216279979how does one cultivate mould
If you're blue and you don't know where to go towhy don't you go where fashion sitsputtin on the ritzdifferent types who wear a day coat pants with stripes and cut away coatperfect fits puttin on the ritz
wouldn't mind having a pet dog or cat, but i don't think any animal would be happy to live with me
>>216280026open your mums flaps and take a sample
The new fit
>>216279978just play re4 it's the best one
>>216280004not as watery as the others
>>216280026Mouseposter PhD will be here shortly
>>216280043oh my days my retinas are burning
>>21628001310 cm and thin
>>216280013one of them has bpd and was probably raped as a childthe other one walked in on his mum cucking his dying father with a black bloke, who might also proceeded to have raped him
>>216280043timmy marrying her, adopting her kids and moving them all to texas
>>216280009enjoy
>>216280086think that's my post
>>216280086>probably, maybeyour theories are all wrongjust give it up mane
>>216279998your gay
gamers rise
>>216280086oh dear
i was walking my dog and got stabbed, just shook it off though, not worth crying about
>>216280068>>216280104timmy spending time with his in laws x
>>216280043timmy's FOV every morning as he awakes from his slumber
might take dogberg out for a walk
timmy putting his spic gf that he's known for two months as his sole heir and executor
>>216280138if someone became as ragingly bent and fucked up as you are because of childhood trauma, it would at least be understandable, and you might have somewhat of an excusehow do you possibly rationalise the shit you do without that?
Crazy how one you get offline for a bit, get a good paying job, find love, interact with real people, and get hobbies, your /pol/ phase just suddenly ends lol. Anyone else experience this?
>>216280024Are you white?
>>216280161LOL dats itSup crodie, u gud my yodie?
>>216280161tv blaringbean sauce cookinkids screamingyup, anoda day in timmy lyfe x
REMINDERThe Belgian cuck who posts here 24/7 has been exposed as Ziedbelg, a NEET in his mid 30s who spammed /nederdraad/ for years before moving to /brit/Making a cuckpost in Dutch on /nederdraad/:>https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/200879098/#200892388Then the exact same post a few weeks later in English, in /brit/:>https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/201576432/#201578459There is plenty of other evidence if you want to search the archive. Search for āZiedbelgā if you want to see what Dutch posters say about himA selection of the characters he posts about in his cuck fantasies in Dutch (basically his Dutch equivalents of Cronem and Katy):>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Ann/country/Be/>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Delano/country/Be/>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Quincy/country/Be/>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Fouad/country/Be/>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Kenzo/country/Be/Some other search terms that bring up his Dutch posts:>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/betabux/country/Be/>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/plap/country/Be/
>>216280231flies buzzing around the bean sauce and loud ass tv playing mexican chat shows
>"TIMMY CRONEM GHERKIN BIBISI LINEA NEGRA SHOVEL TEETH FLAT FACE TONSILSTONES"
>LOL dats it>Sup crodie, u gud my yodie?
>>216280266I've had belgium filtered for over a year now
>>216280212no i'm not an easily-pliable retard
wow spam about spammers very interesting *falls asleep*
>>216280271timmies too autistic to greet dey homies LOL
>>216280267conchita dont mind summen dem flies in her saucedem a call crunchitos or sum LOL
You ain't no muslim bruv
>>216280266Holy shit lmao. Anyone tried searching the social media or local addresses?
>>216280212define āpol phaseā
Filters in overdrive
amazon offering me another free 30-day trial of primefucking suckers, i never continue it
>>216280303>one post is spamdurr>>216280271he's a balding 40 yo roleplaying as a negro or a chad depending on when you ask him
>>216280310LOL
>>216280266false made up information
He's in his happy place x
>>216280266all false information timmy
>>216280371>>216280410cuck melty
>>216280266>>216280431this is a poster known as mousenonce that made up false lore about meto try to get me off /brit/ mousenonce did these things so far:first mousenonce tried to impersonate me with a belgian vpn, i marked those with impersonator:https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/impersonator/country/be/this is mousenonce admitting to impersonating me by using the belgian vpnhttps://desuarchive.org/int/thread/213814305/#213815026https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/213815908/#213816651this is mousenonce slipping up and forgetting to turn his belgian vpn offhttps://desuarchive.org/int/thread/213836378/#213837645when that failed, mousenonce made up lore about me to try to somehow 'ruin' my reputation by comparing me to a random belgian anon called ziedbelg he found in the archives:https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/ziedbelg/country/gb/filter/text/his "proof" is this post that also appeared on /brit/https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/201576432/#201578459this is literally the same poster admitting its just some copy pastahttps://desuarchive.org/int/thread/201576432/#q201578675this is someone confirming that it's made up and if mousenonce keeps spamming it people will start to believe it:https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/208203490/#208204930this is mousenonce admitting to his braindead planhttps://desuarchive.org/int/thread/208203490/#208204866https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/208241241/#208241675other stuff mousenonce desperately tries to do is saying that he got me filtered, to try to discourage me from posting, he also does this with other posters he doesn't likehttps://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/filter%20him/country/gb/mousenonce also got caught replying to himself on different devices:https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/devices/country/be/mousenonce is extremely deranged and obsessed with me, i hope he gets over his trauma some day
>>216280431are you timmies simple that's not him
lmao went to pull out his own damage control pasta
>>216280447holy cope
clicked not a single one of those links
Too much dark and not enough sky, why am i the thorn in your eye
>>216280447tell em brothathese timmies need to hear it
I didn't make all those posts, it was the MOUSE I tell you, the MOUSE!!
>>216280334Late teens, or early to mid twenties. Lots of young men in predominately capitalist countries in the past few years have had a swing to the right in politics as a way to discover themselves or seek answers about life's problems. It's called the /pol/ phase. They become hyper-senstive about certain topics. They start to envision themselves as worth more than they really are. They start to use Hitler, white supremacy, etc as escapism. Typically, once they start progressing in the actual real world, they realize most of their problems come from themselves. Th
>>216280472most obviously impersonatorhe's here every day pretending to be himsad timmies will go to great lengths to try to defame a brotha
>>216280532did that finasteride ever work for you? not that I need it of course, just seeing how you were doing
ultrawide slippydem about to apply inhumane levels of torque
>>216280519you were never on /pol/, this analysis is completely detached and regurgitated
mass deportations are the easy option
it is very funny how they claim not to take any of their sad gay spam seriously, but get noticeably upset when people start pointing out their history when they have the occasional lucid moment and admit how sad their lives are
>>216280543Telogen effluvium isn't mpbNW-0 right here
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1761668475488829.mp4omds timmy what are you DOING
how is PE a real GCSEwhat do they even do lmao
gonna have one last wank to prunella scales as a send off
grimsby getting clartened
>>216280157GIW they were smiling at me in that seat >>216280223eu4 and watching a stream
>>216280612sir kier starmer if he were a floridian gang banger
>>216280572Nope. Was on there for a few years nearly a decade or so ago. Back in my day, I'd consider you not white, not even worthy of my time. Now I just see you as a dude in Spain. Maybe you have an interesting life. Maybe you will do great things. Who knows.
The agency workers brought in to cover for the Birmingham binmen striking are also going to go on strike.
>>216280622don't know what any of that means but I presume it's baldy lingo yeah?
>>216280626screaming
pooing shit from my obese willy
my town is hiring a new police officer
>>216280666wow dude that's like so profound
>>216280682surprisingly neither of them are
timmy's crush
>>216280666youāre bad at lying for a jew
https://youtu.be/Q56r1t-FNb8?t=20
>>216280666thing is mate, it's not that you 'were right wing'it's that you're just stupid
is it too late to plant a raspberry Bush?
imagine if your mom made a podcast about sex and it got super popular with millions of listeners and its about her life being a super whore and all the crazy ass shit shes done over the years and educating young women on deep whore knowledge
>Telogen effluvium is the excessive shedding of resting or telogen hair after some metabolic stress, hormonal changes, or medication.I guess we know why heathermong doesn't like taking his meds now
>>216280749Right wing is stupid in this day and age desu. It had its time. Now it's time to plan for the future.
I hate to say it but MN isn't actually literate enough to post a well composed essay like that post. Belgnonce has actually been done by the resident Sherlock anon. Any old anon will remember the state of MNs original posts (God only knows what drugs he was on then, the new mix actually has him in better control), couldn't write grammatically correct for shit
>>216280818no, you are stupid, personallyregardless of your gay politics
>>216280771is garden.org broken
>>216280805i'm going through this right now on mounjaro but not losing weight ffs
bypassing my washing machine lid switch
What happens when you get lean and muscley and get more attention from women will that fill the hole in my heart
Our people are being murdered and raped every single day by people the government insists on bringing here; they know the stats better than we do, and it continues day after day, regardless. We're in a spot here, folks.
>>216280805apparently it can be caused by antidepressantsoh my days heatherfreak lmao
>>216280666
>>216280904you only get more attention from men
>>216280775Kelly Lamoreaux had a successful dentistry business with her husband, by whom she had three children. She still decided to 'find herself' by rimming a dirty black arsehole on camera for an audience of millions, using her real name.
Feeling hopeless and depressed
if you need SSRIs or therapy you're simply a lesser being
>>216280904hearts have holes in them x
>>>/gif/29705530>>>/gif/29705530>>>/gif/29705530we're all in here
brentford administering rapidclart
'bergdem
>>216280966npc coded post
>>216280976pretty good post this tbf
she wanted a strong british man
>>216279798>heathermongHe hasn't posted in over six months mate https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/209860526/#209866055
>>216281009get him cast as mr popo for the live action dbz film NOW
it's over
>>216281009neoliberal bull x
>>216280975https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1761672051473498.webmmhm
>>216281055learn to turn a wrench
>>216281033ah yeah, the old 'I totally have a life and could leave this place at ANY time' shtick
>>216281063mate..
I should warn you... I have a reputation as a bit of a rascal... a bit of a troublemaker
>>216281012why do people want her dead
another murder on the streets caused by our small boat friends is it?
>>216281096Funny how your leaked IP after the hack was right outside a primary school playground
>mate..
>>216281114nah this one came in under a lorry
>>216281114don't look back in anger x
>>216281009
>>216281111she chudded out too hard
3 pints down the old public house this evedont care
nooo not the mega mosque in fucking scotland!!!!mega mosque that is funded by saudis nyooo
Going from a fit, good looking and well dressed lad to fat, depressed and plastered in reebok is the most eye opening shit ever. I basically don't exist to people when I'm outside. Turns out people are extremely forgiving of your sperginess and awkwardness if you're attractive.I always knew humans were superficial but seeing it firsthand is something else, this must be how walling feels to women.
>>216281154why are you breaking the ceasefire dude
leftypol on the loose
>>216281141well that's alright then
>>216281176reminder that leftypol considers that a greater issue than this
Mental how heathertranny managed to force /brit/ to be his 24/7 dollhouse simply by samefagging under a different flag for a bitIt's actually over, there's nothing left to recover
>>216281208>Barbie Kardashianit's not a fetish we swear
cvp flowing
>>216281220source
>>216281226you've gone nuts mr hooves
Got the chill frutiger aero mix on
>>216281254quincy's juice flowing right into your mum as daddy's life drains away LOL
>>216281293Have I?Or am I so sane and correct that it's frightening you?
boring joyless /pol/mongs wanking each other off, is it?
Is there any good news you'd like to share with us?
>>216281337maybe reddit is for you xo
>>21628132685 IQ heathertimmy doesn't have the brain capacity to figure out how to post here with different flags
cutehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD_T73cpTaI
>>216281208Is that Charlie Veitch's mum?
>>216281311>communist >ukraine supporter
>>216281338CIA analyst Larry Johnson said that Trump and Putin are actually talking and getting along much more than is officially reported. Apparently the aggressive rhetoric and seeming escalation is largely theatrics while they are talking behind the scenes.
ex gf has bpd and stopped taking her meds so shes descended into a complete schizo mess and her family are asking me to help her because they can'tfeeling stressed n g l
>>216281360correctand he is notoriously bad at samefaggingboth of which make spotting him miles easier
>>216281413How is that good news?
Where's ariana grandfag?
>>216281338Only bad over here. I was just about to partake of a willy wank, when I realised that a poo is imminent. I simply cannot masturbate after pooing, as my shits are of such gargantuan size that a good half-an-hour is needed simply to regain my energy after passing one. Conversely, a good wank should be followed by a nice, relaxing spell atop a cool bed, letting the hormones flood around the body until you drift into the Land of Nod. Knowing that a stinky poo is working its way through my body would not permit such a relaxing time.
I hate Ryan Reynolds and rob mchelneny
>>216281427how is diplomacy good news?not happy until the nukes are being thrown, mongo?
>>216281419acute sign of melanin deficiency get her a weekend pass for the gherkin la
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_zISpqwO2c
:P
>>216281454is that what your dad did for your mummy?
>>216281450No need to sign your posts
>>216281445good post
>>216280805I've never taken medication. The TE lasted for about 6 months in 2016.Always had NW-0 godlike hair genes.
>>216281484that doesn't work when it is followed by punctuation you mongo
>>216281358maybe /pol/ is quite literally for you xonot everyone wants to spend their every waking moment thinking about browns
>>216281484done him route 1 like prime tony pulis
the read
>>216281496hahahahaha timmy's brother in law
>>216281419but literal psychiatrists have said that bpd doesn't exist and should be ripped out of psychiatry manuals
>>216281495Tanks
not even horny. just wanking for the sake of it. pathetic
>>216281498why would it come about in the first place? did you have surgery or something?
>>216281515perhaps /r/india is a right place for you hehe xo
>>216281534*nuzzles your neck with my big jew conk*
>>216281529ok thanks will pass that on
>>216281527lol dats him
>>216281529>but literal psychiatrists have said that bpd doesn't existmaybe they were just bad psychs, honey
bitch on a pension suck my dong
sacked tranny would be alright if they didnāt pretend to be a woman
lil heathertimmy getting dick surgery to be like the cronem but going bald instead LMAO
>>216281543I never did find out. Maybe just one of those things. Never experienced anything like it since.
>>216281419that's drug withdrawal. she's dependent on toxic drugs that cause brain damage.
>>216281419does she still trust you after breaking up?
>>216281529physchiatrists famously never wrong
Just finished Blood Diamond (2006) and I'm crying, not because Solomon reunited with his family, but because Leonardos character never got to shag Jennifers character - absolute tragedy, she was so fucking sexy in the film.
spent Ā£675 for the pleasure to have my dog put down
poo arse
>>216281592*healso no he wouldn't, he is very annoying and compulsively shits up every space he goes to for attention
>>216281620that's it I'm buying a pass. this is facking mental
>>216281200she never said shes in ceasefire
https://x.com/afowler06/status/1983106953770590287Anything to say rorke? Because I know youād be fuckin fuming if they were pakis
Ydrapt Pdakin mentioned
>>216281564They're good, non-Jewish psychs with an actual conscience. Too late for them to change career but they realise now that what they were taught was all bullshit.
>>216281526he got that dawg in him
>>216281613he got to shag her in her trailer
>>216281437more
he's upset that he's got bpd again is he
>>216281692ok but where is your dossier?
>>216281684>crime happens damnbetter import people who commit crimes then lolwe need more crime haha :)wooooo imported crime i love it! mmm yes this imported rape tastes delicious :D
>>216281600haven't seen her in almost a year and only spoke to her briefly when she messaged me on my birthday so probably not, def not if she's as mental as they claim she is
>>216281684why post that? donāt care about the grown men since they should be able to handle themselves but watching some girl get beat up is just sad.
It would benefit them financially not to say anything, but they're good, non-Jewish psychs with a conscience
well? what would happen
>>216281675Are kikes going to open a Holocaust museum in Gaza after they genocide the natives?
>>216281526the greatest manga of all time
>Romanian who stabbed girl in Leicester Square avoids attempted murder charge
psychiatry is a complete scam
>>216281742all that writing? someone else wrote it pretending to be mebelieve it all you want though, homosex jew
>>216281620Sorry I didn't mean to reply to you. Condolences on losing your pup mate. It's absurd that you lose your buddy and get robbed by shitty vets on the same day.
>>216281788>The Crown Prosecution Service (CPS) said the charge was dropped after psychiatrists agreed that Pintaru was suffering from a psychotic illness, possibly paranoid schizophrenia, at the time of the offence.nuttin we cud do i guess ^^
>>216281737You are cattle. Same argument everyone with your lot, āWELL actually we have our own criminals so we donāt need any moreā the point is none of you lot give a shit about these criminals and only care when itās someone not white.
>>216281792okay just two sessions to start then please x
romanian escort buying sum swan meat with timmy's money
>>216281792this is truebut it's also a multi-billion dollar industry that continues to grow year on year
>>216281835crime will happen and people will be arseholesdoesn't mean we should import the 3rd world mega rapists x
wonder if he realises that if he posted on /pol/ or /r9k/ he would be surrounded by thousands of people that have the same opinions and fetishes as himwhy does he post on /brit/
>>216281835guests are expected to be on better behaviour
>>216281792mad how some people spend their entire lives studying the mind like we could ever actually understand it
>>216281814
>>216281835why do you love importing brown criminals so much leftypol?
>>216281835lmao leftycunts are so disingenuous
>>216281870you're in the minority here ahmed xplease be quiet
>>216281684Under fascism these boys would be sent to lock and key reeducation facilities, and their parents sent to work camps.
>>216281870I did post there. Every day my threads would get 500 or 1000+ replies easy
>>216281859When are you going to rope you rancid little troll?
he dindu nuffin he was just suffering from menthol elves
>>216281835>You are cattle.lolso are you on the side getting billions in funding from the state or are you one of their pets they recently imported?
>>216281903>I did post there.go back there then? you have nothing to gain from /brit/
>>216281835brown cunt
leftypol shouting and cheering
>>216281870Hope you enjoyed your drinks today x
NEW>>216281937>>216281937>>216281937
>>216281915he needed katy stress relief
>>216281859Oh my daysTimmy feelin like a big man for visiting gypsy prostitute
why does he have such a strange obsession with psychiatrists
>>216281835I support corporeal punishment for all, but that it is worse for a guest to commit evil against their host than two of the same land is natural law.
>>216281835>a man breaks into your house and kills you>the government for no reason allows an afghan migrant into the country who is then placed into your home who then kills youleftypol thinks these two things are equivalent
