Dorsia-editionprev >>216287820
How do you swing that?
spent the last couple hours reading onlyfans reviews so i don't get gypped gotta stretch your dollars these days ykno
>>216289506
>>216289500none of your fucking business
>>216289493You don't?
Is it normal for friends to drive each others cars
>>216289506I hate myself and think I'm a subhuman loser and have constant suicidal ideation, but I can safely say I've never reached as low as this.
>>216289533not at all
>>216289533Yeah
>>216289506Do they sometimes do funny epicly negative reviews like they do with movies and music
>>216289533not regularly, but i don't see why i wouldn't let someone i trust borrow my car for a specific occasion
>>216289533WHO'S GONNA DRIVE YOUR CARWHEN YOU FALL
Maybe I should become a professional catfisher
IBM stands for International Business Machines
Did they forget today's Clues by Sam
I want to have sex with a gross thirdie milf it's my deepest sexual fantasyHaving sex with some milf that lives in a metal shack and that reeks of cigs
I am scum
fixna rape myself soon
>>216289588https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrM5y-iCNiE
>>216289590if you rape yourself do you also gape yourself?
Groot if he was named Scum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXP1MSFwMnc
>>216288253did you guys know seth rogan is canadian?do you think there's a chance we could deport him?
>>216289610I did not know that but it's not the least bit surprising(if true)
>>216289576That seems very attainable actually, for once
>>216289610He's a jew, so there's no chance.
>>216289606>liking the Stones before they started to ape blues & redneck music >on /cum/now that's just plain wrawng
>>216289624Thirdie milfs only want gangster chads They don't want an educated white boy
guys let's tone it down with the anti-Semitic rhetoric alright
>>216289653okay
>>216289644STFU, bitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIKfN3CuFXA
>>216289610Submit an anonymous tip to ICE
It's not rhetoric if I mean it
>>216289658shalom
>>216289663https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C39kQoprfP0gb2 /brit/ Noigel
>>216289606https://youtu.be/Jwtyn-L-2gQ
>>216289588i am Forever Scum by The Armedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bCSrENlCOk
Over in the holy arena the Muslims are being shiesty and the Jews are being violent religious freaks
>>216289676I never visit /shit/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OusADDs_3ps>>216289678classic
Normally a toilet bowl is something gross that I'd never get my face near, but when I got super fucked up drunk on rum and diet coke I was just lying on top of the toilet vomiting into it like it was my pillow.Very shameful display.
>>216289701>diet cokeyoure not gonna lose weight hitting the bottle, bro
>>216289701Rum + diet Coke sounds nasty
Anyone else got plans for Friday night? Woooooooooooo!!!!
You should be draculamaxxing
>>216289713do you never drink rum and coke is like one of the most basic drinks around
>>216289710>>216289713It's the one thing I will never, ever drink again. It basically broke part of my brain so I get sick if I smell it now.
>>216289722Yeah I'm going to see that new Bruce Springsteen movie
hehe get a job you lazy kids!
>>216289821I have a job
I like a 40mm autocannon
>>216289825well be nicer to me or give me better customer service or something! i'm sure i have some problem with you!
gonna need to enter the hyperbolic time chamber
everyone is dead
>>216289842maybe if you spent less time training in the HTC and got rid of that yee yee ass haircut, you'd gert some BITCHES on ya dickor better yet, maybe Bulma stop fucking that catgod behind your backNIGGA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XraxT3wItZYgrim
We're gonna get rounded up and sent to the FEMA camps any day now.
>>216289826if that thing ever sees deployment it is probably getting blown up by RPG's or drones
>>216289877>dubs confirmedAlso, would.
>>216289883Remember when games had big head mode
>>216289908they called it DK mode, Goldeneye had it and you'd put it on after a few hours of multiplayer when it was past midnight and things got REALLY crazy at the sleepover
>>216289722yeah unfortunately
>when it was past midnight and things got REALLY crazy at the sleepoverwhat did he mean by this?
>>216289722no, but I will lie and tell people I do
>>216289887Society has to address the issue of people moving in front of speeding cars as if their bodies are going to stop them
>>216288709dating apps in general are a horrible way for the average guy to meet women. women rate men they don't know extremely low as a baseline. unless you're very good looking they're going to swipe left without a single glance at your profile (also most guys do not know how to take good pictures of themselves. an awkward selfie in the bathroom is not going to get chicks). it's much better to chat up a woman in person so you can immediately add other things to the equation besides your average looks and poor fashion sense. her first impression of your can go from "some weird creep" to "well he's not super good looking but he seems nice" if she's meeting you for the first time in person. but the best way to meet women is through other people because women rely heavily on social proof when evaluating men. that's mostly how men and women used to meet back in the day: through friends, through their church, through school, etc.
>>216289722my plans are to do laundry and pack my bags for my business trip next week
>>216289838>>216289821who are you kids going to blame for all your problems once the boomers are dead?
>>216289954ikr. those people were hella dumbhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZWwQHJ6pHQ
>>216289974are you suggesting all the problems they've created will instantly disappear when they die?
>>216289965that should take all of like 3 hours
never eaten a frittata.
>>216289974When the boomers are dead we'll only be a few years from the grave ourselves
>>216289898I like sopranos so much that I'll just quote it3 of the 4 ameriposts are mine lmao
>>216289948One solid trick to fool the normie is to just say something vague like "i went out of with a few friends for some drinks"Even tho you actually spent the entire weekend gooning
>>216289982probably have to give myself a haircut too, gotta look trimmed and fresh. there's a girl i'm trying to fuck and i need to give it my best shot.
>>216289979what problems would those be?
I'm gonna get HAMMERED on Friday night :D
>>216289985that, and the panzerotticause it just seems like something you'd microwave at home
>>216290022gay sex?
>>216289722halloween is just cosplay cons for normalfags no thanks i'd hand out candy if i didnt live in an apartment
>>216290012inflation, political dystopia, mass migration, destruction of the nuclear family, consolidation of wealth with corporations and banks, etc.
local niggers and spics try to paintball students every year and I have to on campus late. i will be very upset if a negro ruins my new sweater
What kind of porn should I goon to?
>>216290039Besides inflation none of those are real problems
>>216290050gay
>>216290039i think you need more sikhs so chuds like you will become an exdangered speciesbut more importantly canada is a waste of a country welcome Anschluss already
>>216290046why would you not just spray them with bear spray and crack their skull with a sock full of nickels?
>>216290050Milf porn
>>216290050/fit/ milf
>>216290054ok boomer
>>216290062Last time I did that i got charged with a "hate crime" :/I bet if I socked a cumskin they'd be giving me a medal
>>216290062i live in a liberal state, they would jail me forever
>>216290035Hallowe'en is for getting drunk.
>>216290039>political dystopiaYUO WAN ORIENTAL DESUPOTATE? WERR CHING CHANG CHONG, HERE IT, COMURADE!
drinking milk
I'm a clocky trans
>>216290050No goon. Only cage.
Now had I done the L thing aggrieved parties among the Canadian Chinese community might have cause to report me, but as is, just leave it!
>>216290099Por quê?????????????
>>216290062A paintball gun is a long range weapon, dipshit.
Saw an asian milf with big naturals full of milk
Mmmmmmmm I’m a silly penis man and I run around round round :DDDDDDDDDD
goodnight s/cum/bags
ruh roh, raggy!
If I ever become president, I'll give transgender for everybody. Every man will have a government-issued gf (male).
>>216290130night bud
>>216290127>asianDropped faster than Medina on a wave
>>216290136er but that means you have to take half the men and turn them trans...
Bout to eat salmon and rice. I’m so healthy I could cum.
>>216289486I need a Canadian girl to give me attention for goodness sakes.
>>216290152why
>>216290145I'll have a ridiculous open border policy and import all the trans from Thailand.
How does it feel to live in a country where your taxe dollars goes to bomb little kids in a foreign land, instead of granting your own citizens with public health care?
https://youtu.be/bkhLzHuUYmo?si=WgrsjUvMOmBOPh3D
love me women with insane bimbo plastic surgery. I need to get out to LA at some point
>>216290152Hi sweetie
>>216290159Nobody I meet on the day to day likes to chat. I am lonely.
>>216290145Half of america is already fucking trans, trans fat that is. You guys are all fucking blimps.
>>216290181**hugs**
>>216290171It's a sacrifice I'm willing to makeHealthcare is mostly just used by the elderly and we don't care about them
>>216290171how does it feel to be stupid enough to believe this crapisrael this idf that dont you get tired of it
Politics (a.k.a. gay penis retard idiot poo-poo head time)
>>216290177How about just go to the strip club
i live in a state with one the highest amount of plastic surgeons per capita but conversely there aren't many people who get it here. it's out of staters who do
>>216290193Corney is transforming Canada into a modern day Nazi Germany
>>216290194What's the point pay to get blue balls?Nonsensical boomer pastime
>>216290171You're saying dead Muslims are a waste of tax dollars, but are they really when you stop to think about it?
>>216290204My penis is transforming your butthole into a modern day Hiroshima
>>216290194Why would Jason do that when he gets to fuck his sister's wet hole every night thank you
>>216290188Thanks. **hitting me right in the feels**>>216290180Oh, hello angel.
>>216290177>willingly visiting LA
>>216290212That's cute my butthole's seen more radiation from your mom's inverted pussy than your limp noodle could ever drop
41/313 pages of this book read
>>216290256Which book?
ayo this nigga ahhhhreadin books
>>216290265THE RISE OF ADOLF HITLER
>>216290177You can find all kinds of plastic freaks in LA. From completely bolted on to a very tasteful face liftMuch better than Miami's horror show
>>216290256only at miller grove
>>216290177LA is better for art hoes desu
>>216290180Don't figure me some kind of awful simp. But I want to wife you up just for having given me attention.
>Only have a net worth of 200kI'm destined to be poor in this cunt.
now it's 48>>216290265The Farm by Tom Rob Smith.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kYFbDvFOzWMgreatest anime ever made
>>216290384yep
>>216290351I only have 36k but most of it in fje stock market so i dont want to touch itCurrency is a scam, money is a scam
>>216290421NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
today is KOTURDAY
need to make dinner(Im famished) but my roommate is in the kitchen :(
>>216290438
>>216290375jason is on food stamps tho
Im on food stamps because my wage is shit
>>216290050German pornography, Russian pornography, scandinavian pornography, white german american girl pornography
incredibly tired and my legs hurt
>>216290450that kot finna boutta FEAST!!
>>216290483KITTINS need food
Name one good reason why food stamps should be shut down for the first time in their 60 year history this weekend even though the USDA has billions of dollars on hand for this exact scenario
If you found a tiny mermaid that fitted in your hand, would you let it suck your cock?
>>216290515democrats won't pass a bill to open the government so yeah if dems would get their ass in gear it'd happen they don't want it to!
>>216290515gotta own the libs, o algo
>>216290515gotta own drumph by not paying for food stamps or something
our sharkies :(
What plant is this?
>>216290434Splendid news!
>>216290555homo plantenous cummus
>>216290559post KITTINS you faggot
>>216290515Those billions should go to the rich.
>>216290152woah, northern lion posts here??
>>216289701couldn't be me
>>216290171>public health care
>>216289954why
>>216290524I'd eviscerate it's tiny mermaid vagina, if mermaids have vaginas idk but I'd try
>>216290515The whole point of a government shutdown is for politicians to make normal people suffer and blame the other side
>>216290515it's politics, stupid. think for a second.
the shutdown is bullshitthe democrats themselves set the expiration date for these subsidiesand they had voted on this exact same budget in the past there are no changes spending isnt getting cutbut noooo you add on 1 trillion to the budget or no dice from democrats
Don’t worry gentlemen! I’ll be ready fire two or three squimsquams from the end of my penis at but a moment’s notice! And also, everybody remembers what happens when you have the plastic glow-in-the-dark stars of the night sky on your ceiling and you fall asleep to go dream. You apply the vicks vapo-rub and breathe with your chest, you motherfucker! We live inside a dream.
One time I put on some hentai vid and somebody dubbed it over with his commentary while doing Quagmire impressions and shit
>>216290704What drugs are you on tonight
I like it when the fart is kind of painful
>>216290730Fully sober of two weeks, officer
>>216290701The idea is if trump is Hitler its better off with a government doing nothing than whatever it wants but I dont really agree with that because trump isnt very competent at using power. Dems should be perma dead and us all hitlered out but trump hasnt been able to solve the justice system holdup slowing him down which should be easy with sup court
>>216290749I don't like thatI don't think that's happened to me before actually Sir I think you shit your pants
>>216290747Blessed Gondola
i dont believe in love
>>216290776what about life after love?
>>216290789what about it?
>>216290758I actually have a storied history with shartingOne time, I would've been in fifth grade maybe, I went to the bathroom before recess. I pee'd, farted, but didn't poop. Then when I went outside, I noticed a stream of shit sliding down my leg
>>216290801Do you believe in it?
Are you ready?
>>216290819When I was a little kid I'd get this goopy liquid clear poop dripping out from anxiety
>>216290828me first
>>216290828>Another four million are projected to be those struggling with mental illness or suicidal thoughts—people who should be receiving compassion and treatment, not a government-funded lethal injection. This journo-tards a libcuck
>>216290827not sure what you meant but the fire of life will continue burning before 'love', during 'love' and after 'love' unless someone of their own volition decides to smother the flame
>>216290828Big if true.
>>216290833>goopy liquid clear poopOne time when I was young I woke up in the middle of the night and in my underwear I saw something that was either this or cum
>>216290849Why do conservatives hate conserving life so much?
American sparkling water is trash no cap.
>>216290849Suicide booths soon, pleas god
Fact: you are my friends
>Bill Gates has significantly changed his stance on climate change, and in a new memo now says 'it will not lead to humanity's demise.'wow shocker...protip: the left will shift to AI alarmism instead of climate alarmism as their next ploy for controlling dimwits.
>>216290869Why should genetic trash be conserved?
>>216290828I don't think I have ever seen a good picture of him. Either he looks like a used car salesman or nonce headmaster.
Mom's boyfriend brought home Chimese for supper
>>216290897We're all made in the image of God.
>>216290880
>>216290915God must be one ugly bastard then
>>216290911>Chimese for supperjelly
>people are actual blaming the shutdown on democratsLmao
>>216290911You're welcome little buddy!
more like the grillmaster ritual
Or Demonrats as I like to call them
>>216290934They are the party of slavery.
>>216290924Ignore those retards.
>>216290932He has the same build as me
*scrubs your belly with liquid cheese*
LAST WEEK: “No Kings”THIS WEEK: “Send me food, King.”
>>216290940Retard.
>>216290946stinky
>>216290932LOL
No coffee or caffeine tonight. I'm gonna get up early tomorrow and be productive.
>>216290819Are you the same Canadian who sprayed diarrhea on the wall of a public pool shower
>>216290481Need a massage?
>>216290828This is actually based
in the event that interstellar intelligent lifeforms do exist, would they be considered as god's creation?
>>216290828wow, so that's how you're gonna take care of the jeet menace...
>>216290957No but if you have a screenshot of the post or tell me what to search on the archive I'd like to read it
>>216290953>I'm gonna get up early tomorrow and be productive.
>>216290976Kinda depends on whether or not God is real. But yeah, Christians believe God created the whole of creation. So they’d be God’s invention too.
>depends on whether or not God is real
>>216290976If aliens ever visited the first things that would come out of their mouths would be, "DEI! DEI! HOSANNA IN THE HIGHEST! MAKE WAY FOR THE PATH OF THE LORD!"
>>216290976If the answer is no, that implies there are multiple Gods, one for each planet. But then who creates the suns and stars between the planets?
>>216290993okay so assume the christian god is real, would he judge these lifeforms on the last day?
>>216291008The demiurge, Yaldabaoth.
>>216290979Fuck I can't remember but the Canadian said he brought his friend with him into the pool shower when he was 9 years old, told him to keep watch, and sprayed diarrhea all over the wall, then left, all no reason.It was like 2 weeks ago in this thread
>>216291005>im so smug an self assured about my fake religion that even the suggestion that it might not be real for a hypothetical offends meYeah youre definitely not the obnoxious redditor fag lol
>>216291009I don’t know the answer to that one. Too many unknown variables to consider. But if we assume they are fully intelligent beings like humans, then I might suppose so.
>>216290776I never have, I never willI don't believe in loveit's never worth the pain that you feel
When you pass out drunk and wake up in the middle of the night, you're allowed to keep drinking. It's technically still the evening even though it's 2 am.
>>216290976Yes, and Jesus would visit them too in the form of one of their own
>>216291040you better learn how to pray lol
>>216291051>>216291072they are intelligent beings but they are not human. jesus says god will judge man on the last day
>>216291036I looked it up and found it, thanks
Bitch ass nigga
craaawling iiiin m yskiiiiiinthese woooounds they willll not heaallll
>>216291087I used to be an altar boy i know how to pray I just dont want to>>216291090The Bible also says the world is surrounded by two layers of water so space is disqualifying
>>216291090Yeah it’s tricky. The Bible obviously doesn’t mention aliens. So it depends on whether or not these aliens are considered equivalent to “man” or not. But if they are, then I guess they will be subject to judgement too.
Wouldn't it be crazy if we found intelligent alien life and they were all basically christians?
I think Carl Jung was right about Christianity lacking a feminine side. I wish he were aware of the stream of thought that the Holy Spirit or Holy Sophia (Wisdom) as the feminine side of Mary. I think he were wrong for sympathizing so much with gnosticism because it highlighted God's "shadow".
If aliens did exist they wouldn't resemble human beings one whit. What we want is a mirror, and we're not gonna get it.
>>216291141>I wish he were aware of the stream of thought that the Holy Spirit or Holy Sophia (Wisdom) as the feminine side of MaryNew heresy just dropped
I don't know how anyone could read the new testament with a knowledge of the era it takes place in and not realize that it's not real. Christianity is, at its roots, a Doomsday cult. Jesus talked about establishing Gods kingdom and everyone expected him to return fairly soon after he died. In Mathew 16:28 He literally even said ""Truly I tell you, some who are standing here will not taste death before they see the Son of Man coming in his kingdom".Everyone expected him to return in their lifetime. It's been 2 thousand twenty five years. Think about that. He died in what the year 33? So 133 was 100 years later. 233. 333. Fuckin 1033. 1533. 1733. 1933. 2000. 2025. He's not coming back bro, if he ever really existed at all.
>>216291158Or maybe intelligent and creative beings are bound to develop a humanoid appearance in order to physically express their intellectual and creative potential
>>216291141>wish he were aware of the stream of thought that the Holy Spirit or Holy Sophia (Wisdom) as the feminine side of Mary.I meant to say instead of Mary. I'm cross faded.
gamers WON
Jung made a really good point about protestantism and christianity but I cant remember what it was
>>216291162Why do you think it's heresy
>>216291179only the father knows the date THO.
>>216291215That Mary is god
It’s funny to me that r/atheism types are so unbelievably cringy, that many 4channers animorphed into “trad” Christians in response. It was like a unconscious spasm of contrarianism.
>>216291179>Truly I tell you, some who are standing here will not taste death before they see the Son of Man coming in his kingdom".About the transfiguration
>>216291179Also the fact that Jesus overtly fucki g hated romans then Paul goyrigged the religion after Jesus's death to be pro Roman anti Jewish
im watching the KOTH episode where peggy gets conned by a death row inmate shit is depressing, hank deserves better
>>216291225I mistyped sorry. I don't think that. I think she MIGHT be a symbol of God's feminine side, but I don't believe she's worthy of worship
>>216291179https://www.gotquestions.org/not-taste-death.htmlhttps://www.bibleref.com/Matthew/16/Matthew-16-28.htmlit's about the transfiguration
Imagine dying by shitting out your whole skeleton
>>216291235What?
>>216291256>I don't believe she's worthy of worshipwhy
>>216291267It's talking about the transfiguration. Look it up. Shortly after Jesus says that, the apostles see him in his full heavenly glory. >>216291276She's a human, she isn't God. But she was a righteous woman.
>what?Nigga we're communicating non-verbally, don't act like you didn't hear
>>216291264That is the stupidest cope I have EVER read. The mental gymnastics needed to believe in this shit is just insane. If you're not gonna take what he says at face value, you can jump through hoops to make anything he said mean absolutely anything.
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>>216291243>Paul goyrigged the religion after Jesus's death to be pro Roman anti JewishIt eventually dominated the Roman emperor cause platonism was already becoming increasingly popular among the elite so it's easy to see why a monotheistic religion would become a popular choice in the late roman empire
>>216291287>She's a human, she isn't God. But she was a righteous woman.we don't worship her in the theistic sense. in the same way we dont worship saints rather we ask for their intercession.
>NO! When he said "Love thy neighbor" he meant you should have sex with your neighbors wife! Look it up!
why don't korean girls like mexicans? and why do they only date white boys? it's not fair
>>216291122>used to be an altar boyHow badly were you molested and is that why you're a disgraceful faggot?
>216291301low quality bait
Might craft a woman out of clay and breath life into her
Tbh Im an ssf polythiestic pagan I think all sorts of things are gods but not in the narrative sense just in the symbolic sense
>>216291327>being brown and wanting asiansmight as well commit suicide mexibro
>>216291340*breathe Get it right.
Judaism started out as a Polytheistic religion because it was copy pasted from Babylonian myths when the Jewish scribes were in exile in Babylon. That's why in the beginning of Genesis God says "we" instead of "I"
>>216291327Cuz they are short, brown and poor
>>216291340Kill 8 hookers and craft her out of their parts like in this movie
>>216291369>tf>tp
Wish I could take an impossibly huge shit that irreparably damages my rectum
>>216291369And what are you nigga
>>216291386Dios mio...
>>216291370Might watch this one for Halloween
Filipinos be like>Use da porce, Luke
While we're talking about schizo religious stuff I was reading the Zohar and is full of sexual stuffThese jews liken the union with God to the sexual union, and say all other kinds of weird crap like that you become God's bitch essentially when you're outside your home because when you're in your home the woman is like God giving you her blessing (her vagina) but when you're out on the road you can't have sexo so God steps in to give you his "blessing"Bizarre stuff
>>216291210pointless legislation. women don't play video games.
>>216291398Vacationing
>>216291434>he doesn't know
>>216291409It's fun
I sued to play runescape with my HS onitis
>>216291332Nah the weirdest thing that happened was I walked in on an exorcismIt was pretty comfy i got a lot of money for doing funerals
Feet
used*god dammit
>>216291458did you win your case?
next edition ideas?
>>216291485lel
>>216289681This is the best track they ever did, the new stuff is good but does not have the sauce
>>216291432Yeah the zohar is extremely schizo more so than most texts
>>216291431Use da percs
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