Not Real EditionOld - >>216289486
>>216291620I was just thinking about this beauty earlier today
too much theology arguing in the last thread, not enough Dorsia and batemanposting
>>216291636Did we ever get an update? >>216291642That's why I made a mfs not real edition
>>216291620This chick is hot but did anyone find out what made her freak out?
post spooky vids for halloweenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ftld7Ohojg
goodnight
>>216291660She's ubatz, that's what
>>216291528So Moses and Abraham are condemned to hell then?
>>216291658>>216291660In some followup interview she claimed she was mad at the passenger and meant "not real" as in like "bullshit" or something lol
And oh I just read Book of Enoch and Gospel of Thomas, so I'm up for any schzio talk
>>216291675Sleep well, you g soldier. The battle continues on the morrow
>>216291691Are you aware of what the New Testament means
>>216291660 just some kind of manic delusion, maybe off her meds or something It is kinda messed to get your face plastered all over the internet but I suppose that's the price you pay in the internet age it's inevitable
>>216291712Yeah, now answer the question Abraham was a jew
>>216291679She's got agita
>>216291733so you AREN'T aware of what the new testament means, I see.
>>216291693>>216291713I thought it was hilarious how when she pointed at the poor random guy who she was accusing of not being real the guy recording instinctively panned over to the guy. How embarrassing lmfao. I feel worse for him than this BPD bitch.
>>216291765Nta but you fail to explain your point, dumbass
>>216291620She got fucking hit for this and then some crisis actor covered for her
>>216291739Too much Gherkins
>>216291792it's really the most basic tenet of Christianity you know: the new covenant. if you don't know what that is you literally don't know anything about it
>Elon Musk launches Grokipedia as an alternative to 'woke' Wikipedia Lol
Hillary Clinton pulls up to a McDonald's drive thru. She says, "Could I get some baby foreskins and some baby blood with a side of adrenochrome to go, please?"
>>216291815Facts dont care about your feelings
>>216291812Still fail to explain you position
>>216291815I am become meme
>>216291840Try not being stupid, it might help you.won a debate etc etc guy is seething etc
>>216291815the writing is really bad. not sure about the content itself, but it's painful to read
>>216291815I mean he's not wrong, wikipedia is awful nowadays
Opinions on black people with freckles?
>>216291837Tell that to Elon.
>>216291812Jason is a literal witch doctor
>>216291868didn't even know niggas COULD have freckles
>>216291853>make a vague point >someone asks you to clarify your position>hur dur I not explain stoopidYep we get who the retard is in this conversationkys
>>216291778That's not even BPD that's like full on schizo
In Russian, formal speech is viewed as a positive trait, which shows that you're of high status and well educated. Whereas in English, even if you're an academic, it carries the connotation of being a dork or autistic.
>>216291815Can't be worse than libtardopedia
>>216291918Jason's doxxing IPs right fucking now, he's got that Brazilian fag's exact coords in Madison, Wisconsin, and the absolute madlad is already en route to skullfuck his router. He's gonna hack the shit out of everyone in this thread. You're his next target.
>>216291897>Yep we get who the retard is in this conversationyes, it's you. hope this helps lil buddy!
>>216291936>lil buddy!lol seething retard
>>216291917
>>216291936Jason, since you just got BTFO in another argument, time to post your hairy dick, you raging cuck, show us your dick
>>216291947you don't have to be so mad, lil guy!
>>216291917I've noticed that , I've tried chatting with Russians on interpals and they're often very serious and when I make jokes they take offense easily It's strange though because there's plenty of comedic Russian literature but russians don't seem to like flippant joking in casual conversation
>>216291961you are a brownzilian + ur a fag
>>216291967yeah, formal speech = well-mannered in russian. informal speech with someone you don't know well = being an asshole
>>216291961lol
>>216291961But there's nothing for him to show
>>216291917I mean its been that way in America for a long time. We call common born people lady and sir
>>216291815We ran wikipedia through a linear algebra blender to make wikipedia
>>216291981Arguments won: 0 lmfao
>>216291931You can't even find me using my IP
>>216291918You're mad because wokipedia actually mentions the client list of which you were a part of
>>216292004yeah, but Americans are quick to break from formality, and that's taken as a positive thing which shows you're building a relationship. Being informal is friendly. Whereas in Russian, talking that way with someone you've met is an indication of poor character
>>216292042Lot of icelandic names there, huh?
>>216291992It's like the polar opposite of anglo culture
>>216292068Jason spent 6 straight hours on /r9k/ samefagging a 400-reply thread titled "Cousin pussy is peak romance, change my mind" while crying into his waifu pillow and rage-upvoooooooooting his own posts, fuck a fucking duck!!!!!!!!!!!! thank you
>>216292086Damn. That's crazy
Jewish lesson: always hire the best attorneys.
>>216292107https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/82946441/#82946441
>>216292042>of which you were a part of
>>216292122Weird. It's not like he has a chance with his cousins either
>>216292112Hire either Jewish or Irish lawyers, the best.
>>216292195Either wayYou better have a pot of gold ready
>>216292229So what if I wear flip-flops in an urban setting? I'm fucking Icelandic, I'm fucking germanic
>>216292252Is it the camera or are your eyes kinda close together?
>So what if I wear flip-flops in an urban setting? I'm fucking Icelandic saaaar, I'm fucking germanic saaaaaaaaaar
always funny to me when schizopoo can't tell when Jason is posting or not, but spergs out about him anyways
>>216292229
Seneca said we suffer more in imagination than in reality
Oh boy mirage for the 4th time in a rowHate this map
>>216292336Lol
>>216292364there's more suffering in being killed than in imagining being killed, though you can only get killed once, but you can imagine being killed many times. so i dunno
How can motherfuckers be real if our eyes aren't real
>>216292368You're not blonde and blue/green eyed
>>216292397not him, but I am both of those things.
>>216292345Dreamin bout dat scrimp
>>216292397Yes I am lol
I'm not allergic to anything. You?
>>216292466I have a mild pineapple allergy
>>216292466Im not allergic to anything I know of but the top of my finger keeps breaking out and I dont know whats causing it
>>216291675>>216292390>there's more suffering in being killed than in imagining being killed,Yeah but the suffering of being killed is largely driven by your own awareness of your impending deathIean yeah there's physical pain too but I imagine the long lead up and degeneration is the worst part of it
>>216292466I'm allergic to tree pollen, makes me sneeze
>>216292466I used to be allergic to cat hair but then I moved into a place with a cat and it just kinda went away
https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Gary%27s_SongSpinny, now we know we were wrongWe messed up, and now you're goneSpinny, We’re sorry we neglected youOh, we never expected you to run away and leave us feeling this emptyYour posts right now would read like poetry to usPlease /cum/ home, 'cause we miss you, Spinny(Spinny, /cum/ home!)Spinny, /cum/ home(Spinny, /cum/ home!)Spinny, /cum home!Spinny, can't you see we were blind?We’ll do anything to change your mindMore than a anon, you're our best friendToo cool to forget, /cum/ back, 'cause we are familyAnd forgive us for making you wanna roamAnd now our heart is beating like the saddest metronomeSomewhere, we hope you're reading our latest, three-word poem:Spinny, /cum/ home
>>216292567Should have protected her from the incelchudsShe was starting to get redpilled on Indian men though which is funny
>>216292567Let her go bro.
More like binny because she belongs in the garbage bin
Spinster? I hardly know her
spinny once replied to my post also we talked once on that drawing game shit she alright, nothing special
>>216292619sounds like you're a boring poster
>>216292626i am, being "known" on 4chan is a faith i wish no man or woman
>>216292567she's happier wherever she is now
Had a pretty good gaming sesh feeling satisfied and sleepy good night /cum/chums hope you all have a great day tomorrow
>>216292636I believe it's spelled "fate"
I can’t even pretend to dretend these mothafuckan days. I can’t even live inside a wizard lol.
>>216292646it is, sorry for the spelling mistake :(
I probably had 3k calories of taco smell today. That's all I ate thoughbeit.
Russians are so annoying they literally bait every single time and give up site for nothing. I peek on a crossfire and theyre just picking nose
coconut head > ryuko
Full of pasta, masala sauce, and cheese.
>>216292782I like both of them. Both of them lose their way and get saved through the power of love
Yah, I'm going to bed.
What ever happened to that british jokester that jokingly crossdressed as a joke of course?
>>216292918He joked about coming out as gay and jokingly took it in the bum.
https://youtu.be/tf-GWIYcavw?si=Ydmm3eVLMXdn-NfHThat synth hook makes me tear up
>>216292918The leave Brittney alone one trooned out i thinkSteven Crowder got divorced >>216292975>I suffer in Canada>>216292978Banger alert
Clock strikes 12, midnight arrives.Cock your guns and sharpen your knives.There's a grand prize, for the bats, demise.So knock him dead and bring his head, and we'll all celebrate!
https://youtu.be/ja49MVwrcZE?si=XhhmzLJRB30Aumvz&t=49
My sleep schedule is fucked.
Japanese media reports that US president andJapanese female prime minister are now good friends.
>>216293211Of course
Do Mexicans remember the Alamo?
I dont get why the office is funny. It feels like a bullying simulator of the annoying boss guy
i need to stop fucking drinking
Semen has been smelling weird lately
>>216293403That sounds good. Alcohol really starts to cause harm as you get older>>216293456You been eating a lot of meat or food with chemical additives? That can change the taste. Spicy food and low sugar diet will make it nirmal
>>216293456This but pee
just took a shit and then my shit came alive and started dancing
just took a shit and then rubbed my shit all over my face
Goodnight sleepies
https://youtube.com/shorts/w9dv0rqh65o?si=D5XRGuHVJdynV4AO
>>216294482Fuck off mathew
>>216294482Imagine making something that's worse than nothing
>>216294080WHATTAYA THINK OF THAT LIL DONNIE
Test
Me being taken away as the jannies ban me (I'm spelling out C-U-M with my feet)
ALL CALLSIGNS CHECK INPATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROLYOUR ENEMIES ARE MISSINGYOUR HEROES ARE IN POWER
https://youtu.be/sxpq9H5-7ik?t=25`
>>216295612Fuck you talking about
>>216295632https://x.com/ouja_cobra/status/1983363187455185131
>For the sixth time since the Islamist Hamas terrorist attack on Israel, which left 1,200 Israelis dead and around 250 hostages abducted, the PSR Institute has surveyed Palestinians in the West Bank and Gaza Strip about their attitudes. According to the survey, around half of Palestinians (53 percent) say that attacking Israel was the right decision. This opinion is shared by 59 percent in the West Bank and 44 percent in the Gaza Strip. In the May 2025 survey, the average approval rating was 50 percent, in September 2024 it was 54 percent, in June 2024 it was 67 percent, and in March 2024 it was 71 percent.Yeah, Bibi, launch some more…
>>216295669Hope is for those too stupid to see reality
>>216295784Fuck off
>>216295821Why?
>>216295831You're jewish
>reading about the suspiria remake after watching the original yesterday>the faggot director somehow managed to shoehorn the holocaust into a movie about ballet witchesdios mio I wish remakes were illegal
>>216295872I am not.But as a Roman Catholic, the Jewish cause is my cause just the same.
>>216295956That gato is motherFUCKING loco
r tarded brown people lool
I like the word "Mleccha". We Americans need a name for non americans
>>216296071what is "foreigner"
>>216296071Dropbooty
>>216296091No, like a special term, anyone can be a foreigner depending on what country you're from
5 am here. 8am on the east coast
>>216296337hi from the east coast
>>216296478Howdy from out west, partner
>>216296138wow is that real??????
Source for the bpd not real girl ?
>>216291905Video?
alright I think it's time to wipe this frenchie from existenceI tire of his posts
*radio static* bzzt target has been eliminated I repeat target has been eliminated bzzt *crackle*
>>216296657Don't worry I'm not a regular, I was just drawn by the booba sexo OP
>>216296626Google it, it was all I er the news and sosh
>>216296596Yes.
I BEEN WORKING MY POOR ASS FOR PENNIES BUT OH LAWWD RIIIICH WHIIITE MEEEN NORTH OF RICHMOND FUCKING ME IN MY POOR ASS
>>216296693We have a french nafri that posts regularly about driving drunk and trying desperately to get a gf
I'm off work in 30 minutes I hate night shift
>>216296920I don't mind it but it does my sleep schedule no favors. If something happens on my shift that I need help with, I'm also kinda sol too which kinda sucks. Otherwise it's chill
Any leafs itt know how this has been progressing? I've never heard of anything so absurd
is it true white folks don't season they food?
First time posting... Hey!Are there any other rotten 3rd year middle schoolers like me who watch gore? Haha.Today's class conversation: That popular song is cool, I want that outfit, etc.Well, that's pretty normal, isn't it? Meanwhile, I'm staring at dead bodies in the digital desert and muttering to myself.It's a true world. Are you crazy? That's a compliment.Favorite music: EminemPeople I respect: Adolf Hitler (no genocide)And before I knew it, it was 4 o'clock (lol). Ah, this is the hard part of compulsory education.
>>216297052No idea sorry
>>216297100on mah momma it's true bruh
its raining outside time to get a minority to deliver me food
It's 25 degrees outside and I have to walk 2 miles to work
Don’t help ice
>>216297576https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM1kzbAgo_E
Gm all what are you doing today?
>>216297670Rotting in misery and self loathing while thinking of all my regrets but not doing anything to improve my situation at all
6 threads about America made by foreigners on the 'log right now
>>216297777same!!!
gonna eat some za today
>>216297576
For me? Two hot dogs, some big pretzels with nacho cheese dipping sauce, greek yogurt and an apple cider donut
The Publix chicken sandwich is half off
>>216291620Sucky sucky, miss?
my old roommate looked like this >>216296552 lmao
I am often surprised by Jason's extreme confidence in his own ignorance. I am amazed at how one can live so long and experience so little
Where can I find good bbc amateur porn
>>216298803whats so amazing about not experiencing so little its very easy, you just dont grow up past the age of 12 and have your mommy take care of you
They is cutting rates and food stamps
>>216298838Ask your mom to let you watch her and Jamal.
>>216298838>amateur>bbc'fraid it's not real
>>216298947Yeah I came to this conclusion too, it's all cucks and fake onlyfans amateurs
evens i eat my boogerodds i wipe it on the keyboard
>>216299144Cringe but also nigs rewlly be doing that
pizza in 40 minutes
>>216299300why 40 minutes
Thinking about all the times I was drunk enough to start dancing and cringing my nut off
>>216299355ordering so early is ridiculous
2 more days… millions will starve. Meanwhile i’m financially thriving. Kind of an abstract feel.
My teeth feel clean
It is crazy that the democratic party is going to let their voter base starve to death purely because they hope they will start rioting and that might make trump look bad
>>216299400What happens in two days?
>>216299510this>>216299446government shutdown so all the blacks are going to go without food until the democrats decide to go back to work
>>216291660>this chick is hotMaybe she's an 8/10 in Manitoba
>>216299577Hasn't the government been shut down for weeks now?
>>216299643yeah but benefits go out at the beginning of the month and they wont be going out next month until the democrats agree to the budget
>>216299675lol kino time
>>216297420ummm based?
>>216299400are you gonna post this every day?how can you be this financially successful but socially such a failure that the only people you have to brag to are on 4chan?
>>216297420this is my favorite time to deliverI always leave their food in the rain so it gets soggy then wait until I get back to my car to make it as delivered
Placed 7.6k mmr in csgo, very very lowMy 4chan is bugged and it keeps saying wait 120 seconds to post over and over again. Its sort of frustrating.
>>216299828>rate 1 star>request a refund>your account gets dinged and possibly even closed>I get free food and another orderminority deliver drivers are so funny
>>216299822>$200k>financially successful bro is getting mogged by the middle class...
>>216299822I live like a scrooge.
>>216299860cool that doesn't answer either questionthis is like the 3rd time you've posted this
>>216299846>>your account gets dinged and possibly even closedlol do you actually think thats a thing? I would need 20 consecutive 1 star ratings for me to even get a warning but anytime I get any I just call tech support and ask the indians to exclude the report and they do. You getting a refund doesn't effect me at all. In fact, if you order again I make more money
>>216299860pool's closed knee grow
Bro is actually bragging about being a shitty darkie delivery driver lmfao
>>216299915it does thoughbeitthis is an example of an ubereats account in dangeryou fucks are literally slaves lol
>>216299828triggered your ass
>I mean she kinda bad
Is we?!
>>216299962>in danger>regularly steals food>still has a high standinglol copeubereats doesn't even do real bans either, you can just make another account because they don't screen drivers like doordash does
>>216300010Black immigrant children here use axe and other Ebonics despite having upper middle class parents from the Caribbean
>>216300017that's a delivery driver profile you fucking goofany rating under 95% is at risk of being bannedwhy are you roleplaying as a delivery driver?
Demonrats will cave on the shutdown
>>216291620Mental how much more attractive American women are than ours. That woman mogs nearly all of them here.
>>216300017Isn't the account linked to your # though?
welfarebros...
>wake up with phlegm >get a coke to burn it with acid>momberg: "you shouldn't drink soda in the morning"Says who?
>>216300100>making dems choose between immigrants and trannies or women and minoritiesyou just know they're fuming
>>216300041>any rating under 95% is at risk of being bannedMeanwhile the highest priority, platinum status, only requires 92% rating. Weird how they would give priority to drivers who are at risk of being banned...Enjoy the waterlogged food kid, don't forget to tip
Is Jason on food stamps?
>>216300100libtards be like...>how can we blame this on orange man?
>>216299836I got up to like 11k then got 14 day suspension and uninstalled.
>>216299836Mordred...
how to stop being a coomer?
>>216291620
the list is getting a bit long at this rate
>>216300276
>>216299577>>216299446>>216300100This isn't good. I have volunteered in food pantries. We had employed people coming in because their benefits were too low to cover food costs. We had to ration stuff because of the number of people showing up sometimes. If nobody is getting SNAP food pantries will run out completely.
>>216300361if only all of the gibsmes actually had jobs and weren't scrounging billions of dollars every year, then snap could have been reserved for people who actually need it
>>216300200Sorry bout the ban that'll do it>>216300202We love mordred shes the second most awesome seiba>>216300361Nothing ever happens
>>216300361walmart is hiring
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>>216300388Benefits aren't enough to live off alone. Most people who showed up who weren't chronically ill or in residential/inpatient settings had jobs or were between jobs.>>216300411If there's one near you, maybe. No guarantees it'll pay the bills though.
>>216300043>Democrats will cave in the shutdown
>>216296899I think he got jail time already for it. European countries don't fuck around with drunk driving
>>216291815if you didn't value wikipedia as a propaganda tool you wouldn't be mad about the existence of a competitor
>>216300441they needed to make room for a deadly tweeter
>>216300441Didn't realize indiands got this swarthy
>>216300667He did, ya. He got out and started doing it again
>>216300718Not good. I think they do random checkpoints. Getting jail time at all in France takes effort these days.
>>216300673Obviously lol
>>216300100>it's realno fuckin way kek
anyone up for a goon sesh tonight on discord?
>>216300778>>216300100Didn't actually read that until now but wow LOL
>>216300100Lmfao more reason Dems should come to the table
hello
>>216300786Gay furry muscle porn?
>>216300865anything you want bucko you need just to have your pants off and willing to sit on the 'cord with me for a few hours
>>216300845Hey Barbie
australians be like shrimp on the barbie mate
im gonna dress up like a clown for the goon sesh
>>216300895is that cheddar bob on the middle left
>>216300838Nobody cares about what trumps admin says though
>>216300895hows it going?
>Dividend investors are a total cult, who can’t differentiate yield from total return.
>>216300973>"Giggly Goon Clown" we called him
STX bros we eating good. Hard drives are the new gold.
>>216301102lol i completely forgot about that guy must have been subconscious
>>216300100>>216300778>>216300828You just now realized that all the governmental agencies and departments under the executive office are headed by appointees from the President? The USDA is ran by Brooke Rollins who is just a republican politician. Don't get me wrong I don't want illegals or trannies to get money, or for blacks to buy candy with government money but reading this on the USDA website is just like reading one of that bitches tweets.Kind of sad when a whole department like the USDA is just turned into a place for a dumb bitch to tweet.
>Ladies and Gentlemen the great, some say well I say... Iron Liz *everybody claps*
Eating lots of vegetables for the past few days seems to have pleased my gut
>>216301166you're more mad about a catty message on a government website than you are about all of the insidious leftist propaganda in the media and school system for decades.
>>216301109Good shout, finna buy some of this.
>>216301263What propaganda would that be? Health classes saying gay people exist and that sex is fine as long as it's consensual and protected?
>NVDA is now worth 5 trillion dollarsIf I had $5T I would start my own country and would make Kim Jong Un look moderate in comparison to how I rule.
>>216301166Yes it's hilarious watching your country succumb to clownish and incompetent fascism lmfao
pizza was good today
>>216301250no shit?
>>216301323More like "it's okay that your teen child should take life altering sex change hormones"
For me it's kombucha especially this stuff
>>216301322WDC reports earnings tomorrow. Those two stocks follow the same pattern. I expect it to do well and pump both stocks, but be careful buying around earnings. Anyways, they should be good long-term holds because AI waifu data centers need a lot of hard drives o algo.
>>216301323>instant mask droppathetic>>216301363>incompetentnot worth worrying about, then
>>216301323All the tranny self ID nonsense and teaching children how to have anal sex actually
>>216301489You don't think your country, the richest and most powerful of all time, being increasingly controlled by moronic and corrupt sycophants is nothing to worry about?Keep in mind that I'm well aware that mine has had this problem for a lot longer than yours so you can get an idea of where it leads
wish i got a medium instead of a small pidzer
>>216301475What are capital gains taxes like in Mexico
>>216301557Always get the bigger pizza
>>216301323Homosexuality was a mental disorder until a petition changed that.No scientific breakthrough, no clear understanding. Just a political petition is the only reason homosexuality is considered "normal"
>>216301492In Ontario they actually used to teach anal fisting to children in grade 7 iirc
>>216301614And eat the poo poo?
>>216301582you are right
Got banned for 30 days after posting pictures from the books they assigned to 12-13 year olds in Ontario
cum cum brosss
>>216301661good. chuds dont belong here
>>216301651Remember your geometry?Go calculate how much more pizza you get from a medium compared to smallThen do it with a large and consider how much money you've been wasting
>>216301627I don't think they actually taught eating ass but it's hard to find info about this a lot of it has been memoryholed, obfuscated or just link rotted since the controversy. They did teach kids in grade 1 about anuses thoughbeit
gonna blow my shit smoove off
>>216301686didnt know i was chatting with a rabbi
>>216301661Sort of telling that wokes insist we need these books for kids to read but won't even read them aloud publicly because it's inappropriate and ban you for posting excerpts because it's explicit
>>216301593At that point it was barely even treated as a disorder. Psychologists didn't bother trying to cure it usually. It's also been declassified in more conservative countries.
>>216301708>>216301760Read about Uranians They've been trying to renormalize pederasty for literally hundreds of years
>>216301727Are you gonna carve messages into some bullets first?
>>216301661based no nuance retard
>>216301787yeah I'm gonna put this on the casing
>>216301739I'm just looking out for you anon Consider how much more pizza you could've had
>>216301818i dont think i can handle knowing that info i get a pizza every week for the last 10 years
>>216301801>nuanceIt was quite literally cartoons of gay porn for children
*ass ripping fart*
My undies are brown and my neck redForced to shit my pants at work just to keep my family fed
>>216301846
>>216301878stinky
Bought a 20 inch pizz’ while drunk a few weeks ago because I misclicked and got it instead of the 12 inch I wanted
>>216301846fatass
come on threadcuck
>>216301938HNGGGGG
>>216301938im not gay
I always get the smalls or mediums because that's how much we eat, with left overs sometimes. I'm not so miserly as to sweat the <$6 when I order pizza once a month
New>>216302047
>>216301540canada is fascist? damn that's crazy
