goat portrait
>dogshit>early>yankthe unholy trinity
Need some help here lads.Is porn the reason I couldn't get hard with an escort? I am trying to wean myself off it but maybe the years of watching have damaged my brain.
>>216290759thats not a portrait of lebron tho?
>>216290798shut up
>>216290798could be porn/low T or just general anxiety. if it's porn it would take a few months of abstaining to have any sort of impact I reckon
porn is very unhealthy and so is prostitutionbut so is modern "dating" culture and "hookup" culture
my boner is activating
>>216290798you need to not look at anything arousing for a monthdon't even touch your pecker
>>216290798i find it's important to feel comfortable around the girl you're shagging (ie someone like a proper gf) in order to maintain a boner, escorts can be nerve wracking if they're not exceptionally good at making you feel at ease
on the cans
Remember in Scrubs when the bloke had some disease and all of his organs made a bunch of patients die and they played that song 'how to save a life' and dr cox was well sad
hahahttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/y1IenFdll2M
>>216290982no
>>216290798Yes. I know its difficult but try a month without it. The winter months are startinh so if you go outside for like an hours walk in the woods with a torch and an audiobook or something your cock and balls will be so shrivelled up you wont even think about cranking it
showertoil looms
i had a huge hole in my dick, but i fuxed it by jamming some cock in it
all the things rorke said all the things rorke said running throug my head
Tetris is fun
>>216290838>>216290947there's no white frames in the older photo is what i meant obviously, and i didn't say ALL the dark frames had been replaced you stupid fat yank flogscommit suicide immediately
*slowly starts undressing while walking behind the folding screen* let me slip into something more... comfortable
[Verse 1]Step one, you say, "We need to talk"He walks, you say, "Sit down, it's just a talk"He smiles politely back at youYou stare politely right on throughSome sort of window to your rightAs he goes left and you stay rightBetween the lines of fear and blameYou begin to wonder why you came[Chorus]Where did I go wrong? I lost a friendSomewhere along in the bitternessAnd I would have stayed up with you all nightHad I known how to save a life[Verse 2]Let him know that you know best'Cause after all, you do know bestTry to slip past his defenseWithout granting innocenceLay down a list of what is wrongThe things you've told him all alongPray to God He hears youAnd pray to God He hears you, andSee The Fray LiveGet tickets as low as $101You might also likeThe Tortured Poets DepartmentTaylor SwiftWho’s Afraid of Little Old Me?Taylor SwiftI Had Some HelpPost Malone[Chorus]Where did I go wrong? I lost a friendSomewhere along in the bitternessAnd I would have stayed up with you all nightHad I known how to save a life[Verse 3]As he begins to raise his voiceYou lower yours and grant him one last choiceDrive until you lose the roadOr break with the ones you've followedHe will do one of two thingsHe will admit to everythingOr he'll say he's just not the sameAnd you'll begin to wonder why you came[Chorus]Where did I go wrong? I lost a friendSomewhere along in the bitternessAnd I would have stayed up with you all nightHad I known how to save a lifeWhere did I go wrong? I lost a friendSomewhere along in the bitternessAnd I would have stayed up with you all nightHad I known how to save a life[Post-Chorus]How to save a lifeHow to save a life
>>216290823Yeah it's probably both.>>216290878>>216291075I'm gonna try that. No porn at all. I haven't masturbated for 5 days now and haven't watched porn for a while yet.Gonna try getting to at least Friday. Weirdly i don't have any sexual urges atm, it's like my lack of sex with an escort and my lack of porn has killed my libidoHopefully at some point it'll reset?
œuf
>>216291240yay
everywhere i'm lookin' now,i'm surrounded by all these gays,baby, i can see you're gaylords,you know you're my greatest hate,here everyone's got bleeding holes,and shit all over their face,baby, i can see you're gaylords,pray it away, the gayi can see you're gaylords, gaylords, gaylords,i can see you're gaylords, gaylords, gaylords,i can see you're gaylords, gaylords, gaylords,i can see you're gaylords, gaylords, gaylords, ooh
I think I'll visit Norway
How kind of you to let me cum
>>216291213was just singing this down the pub
>>216291344what did the fray mean by this?
where did i go wrongi shat me keckssomewhere alone in my smelly bedroom
Why do women love Sleep Token
hate how cats will never admit they're wrong, i had to grab catberg the other night because he was trying to go somewhere he shouldn't and he shrieked and scratched me and now he still runs away any time i come near, unless he thinks i've got food
I have zero drip absolutely zero
>>216291153you need glasses mate
>>216291482no, obviously you doretarded yanky danky doodle freak
>>216291478It's aura you need these days not drip keep up loser
>>216291459moronic post
>>216291478yeah me too, I dress like it's still 2010>>216291497those are different things unc
>>216291459you don't understand them
>>216290759>>216290868>>216290868>>216291309>>216291482>>216291506Get him, Trump. Shoot him with missiles lol
>>216291443they're like ghostmetal but not actually metal at allwomen like that
>>216291497Embarrassing yourself
>>216291511>>216291540I have what's called dripaura
where did i go wrongi lost a friendsomewhere in the bog that i'm shitting in
Genuinely worry I live in a simulation sometimes. I keep seeing comments on here that are so accurate to my life I panic
feel so bad for my mum she’s been up since 5:45 in the kitchen doing work because her boss keeps fucking her over and dropping other peoples shit on her. I’d love to smash his fucking head in if she wouldn’t get fired
guys... the blue jays took game 4 to even up the series holy freekin shit
>>216291581well i imagine we're all quite similar
>>216291581
Multiple suicides recorded at the green side of Glasgow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VSvOyHDp7Elol so true
yanks call coriander cilantro and coriander seeds coriander
gave my hair a little trim cos it was getting absurdly longhope no one notices at toil
Hey what were you saying a couple days ago pussy boy? >>216205628
>>216291632just shave it
>>216291581used to happen to me when I would think about a simpsons episode and then it would end up airing that day
>>216291622no but the way this is liteally me omg
>>216291654why would a non-balding man shave their head
Chip Butty - stock photo (2012)
thinking about womens faces and arses and boobs again
>>216291650why does his shirt say>JESUS THE THE THE
>>216291677that butty is dead now
>>216291684
Why is this country so povertybrained?https://news.sky.com/story/income-tax-and-national-insurance-unlikely-to-rise-as-sky-news-obtains-definition-of-working-people-13459288>if you earn more than £45k you aren't a "working person"It's like they think you're living the middle class dream just because you don't have Tiny Tim starving to death in your slum
That pussy boy has been quiet on sp too. I’ll keep hunting you down
>>216291650she cute but that painting is shite
Fuck Ryan Reynolds and rob mchelneny
Fucking hate this country sometimes. That afghan migrant who murdered that dog walker and stabbed 2 others. The fucking chief superintendent has "urged the public to stop circulating footage of the incident."Why? What possible reason could there be for this, other than making sure people don't find out the truth.
>>216291650abs would get it
>>216291723those with broadest shoulders should pay fair share of tax
Grim that i just happened to be born uglyLiterally nothing I could do about it
>>216291826No, the poor should pay their fair share of tax. Taxes on those on the lowest income is at their lowest it's ever been. It's high time we taxed everyone equally, if you want luxuries like a nice tele or a smart phone, get some fucking aspiration and get a better job or work more hours to afford it instead of relying on bennies.The music will stop soon and when it does, you're gonna see some real shit, mass starvation, riots, increase in violent crime. Hopefully it results in the poor eating each other alive
most uggers can at least do a spot of the old looksmaxxing and get themselves up to a 5. spare a thought for small willy brigade, all the money in the world cannot buy us a single inch
>>216291863beauty is in the eye of the beholderor so they say
>The music will stop soon and when it doessaid increasingly nervous man
lots of ugly blokes shag because they make up for it with personality, humour, or sadly money looks aren’t everything
y/n?https://www.ebay.com/itm/326423036381
>>216291786is this about that soccer ball team they own?
>>216291891just find a small fanny woman ffs. there's a sizematch for everyone. that's what a soulmate is. fits like a glove
>>216291724what's your angle here do you like rangers or hearts or just hate celtic
If kier Starmer had a backbone he'd introduce a shit load of welfare reductions and say to his MPs they either back him or lose the whip, and if that doesn't work then he calls a general election because let's be honest, most these cunt MPs who are rebelling against welfare cuts are going to lose their seat anyway. At least this way kier leaves with a bit of integrity and we let big Nige take the helm for a bit
>>216291935The very latter. I support rangers however but I understand I’m not Scottish so it’s not that serious for me I just hate Letic fans
>>216291971good man
i don’t care much for sports, fun to do but not to follow
>>216291819rile you up
Almost went a whole year of no contact with my mother and then last night she sent me a text with her new number. Clearly she's regretting cutting her children out of her life if she's giving me a new number that I didn't ask for and didn't want.
>>216291910yh
>>216291916Yeah and they’re just cringe bastards
>>216292028Do you have any inheritance?
not to sound all leftypol but i'm really not a fan of zionists
>>216291919dont buy thatanyway its just not fair, even short blokes can do that surgery where they gain 2 or 3 inches by breaking their legs but there is absolutely damn all anyone on planet earth can do about being born with a small willard
>>216291874They won't. Notice they'll always moan about corporate shareholders taking all the money but none of them ever just get on trading212 and become a "corporate shareholder" themselves.
>>216292076you just have to keep stabbing your way through woman until you find it ike that prince in cindarella
>>216292054did more for welsh football than the welsh
>>216292060Same but they dont effect my life so i don't care that much. If i didn't have access to the internet i probably wouldn't know they exist.
>>216292151Is that a hotel chain? Without knowing that feels like a hotel chain logo.
Can't stand women
>>216292057She cut me out of her life because of the one time I ever mentioned inheritance, which was when I criticised her for turning down spending more time with me because she didn't want to spend any money to do so, and I told her take it out of whatever I'd end up inheriting and spend it while she's alive. Her and her mother got offended that I'd have any say over how they spend their money and decided they didn't love me or want me anymore
>>216292177Swiss watch brand founded in the 80s, they're quite gaudy and to me they just look like G Shocks
Has the question ever been answered if female escorts like receiving oral?
>>216292245Why are you such a pathetic cunt? None of this spam is funny or interesting
can't stand reddit
Australian authorities are investigating after an 80-year-old woman who was left behind on a Great Barrier Reef island by a cruise ship was found dead.The woman had been hiking on Lizard Island, 250 km (155 miles) north of Cairns, with fellow passengers from the Coral Adventurer cruise ship on Saturday but is believed to have broken off from the group to have a rest.The ship left the island around sunset but returned several hours later after the crew realised the woman was missing. A major search operation found the woman's body on Sunday morning.
>>216292266you can't stand getting downvoted for your shitty opinions
>>216292292go back
>>216292277remember that couple who were scuba diving in australia and the boat left without them
>>216292131yh…
the book of jomon
Liking cars is such a gay hobby
https://x.com/killakreww/status/1982899276373201013Erling Haaland didn’t know what to say when his girlfriend admitted that she was in love with his best friend before him
just spent 10 pounds on sweets
What are you thoughts on game collections?
>>216290898The escort I saw did make me feel comfortable. She was very sweet and let me stay well beyond the time I paid for.But yeah I was nervous.
>>216292487do you think she really loves him though
give me joy in my heart, keep me praisinggive me joy in my heart, i praygive me joy in my heart, keep me praisingkeep me praising till the break of day
>>216292448bet she has a lovely tuppence
>>216292513errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm
>>216292540if i were rich and famous id be dubious of any woman quite frankly. unless we were an item prior to the riches and fame
Tommy Robinsons cattle! Get ready because you’re about to be called up for something, not sure what it is though.
toil again
>>216292513Samuel Holland you big fat fucker
>>216292575so tired of toil. only 42 years until retirement
why do they post the twitter and reddit screen captures?
Is anyone here in the Uxbridge area? My dad hasn’t picked up his phone since yesterday. Has anyone seen him?
cant stand reading the news these days
>>216292641Why do you post in /brit/
I love this country Refugees welcome
>>216292701me when I've got sore legs
>>216292708because of my deep and abiding love for british culture and british people
Kids don’t watch cartoons anymore they watch twitch, that’s insane to me
>>216292739
you're my little fat one you're the only one that smiles
as ive gotten older ive realised brits are truly the whitest people on the planetgermans get swarthy anywhere outside of the northfrench are all swarthy wherever and have varying amounts of med admixturescandis have chinky genes and look weird because of the sami
A message hopefully we can all get behind
=)
im a cucumber male
>>216292808me when a tsunami is about to hit and a giant envelope falls from the sky
masc musk melon
Omds
https://youtu.be/tf-GWIYcavw?si=7oqPtIDb8iuVsJgCso fucking comfy
new lads holiday plan just dropped>one way ticket to developed country>sexually assault a local>get all expenses paid trip back home
>>216292894what does either white person get from marrying a pajeet
>>216292599Kek, you won't be able to retire, boomers will have spent all the money so you'll have to work all your days to pay for their mess
L'heure du brit
Sui7 rimjob
>>216292564Tbf that video is grimmo
>>216292937me running into the louvre to steal the diamond encrusted croissant but getting chased out by asterix and friends
Le brit zob en question
What happened to the jokester that jokingly crossdressed as a joke?
>>216292960You are born just in time to rimjob sui7
Leftypol rubbing his hands with glee over this
>>216292967Aislop
Brit moment
>>216292983You can't sue hospitals in bongland?
>>216292983you know you can just make comments on reddit, you don't have to bring them over here like a coward
>>216292994Brit zob
>>216292983sickening. why does leftypol want this
>>216293000You can but the max you can get for medical negligence leading to death is like 50k
you're just waking up with a whole day's worth of tasks to be done. me? Already been to gym and back. We are not the same
>>216292983And people wonder why "racism" against nurses has gone upMore likely it's just people calling them out for being utterly incapable
>>216293016french are not white so i dont care what you medjeet swarthoids say
looking back at images from when i thought it was over so completely gave in but i was actually relatively handsome but now its actually over for real
wat the helly
>>216293012no I can't every time I make a new account it gets banned immediately
>>216293053it will happen againso imagine you're your 60 year old balder, fatter, uglier self, and you've been given a chance to come back to your current bodynow live like that
Got a new phone and I found out it's CPU is about twice as powerful as my somewhat modern (2022) laptop. What the fuck do I use this power on? Why do we need such powerful phones?t. don't play phone games
>>216293065lil Timmy rangebanned from Reddit oh my dayz
why do we call the general dedicated to the discussion of the technical capabilities of Norwegian devices "/brit/" anyway?
At the beginning of the yam harvest, the yams stay on display in gardens for about a month before the gardener takes them to the owner. The owner is always a woman. There is a ceremony for this. The yams are loaded into the woman's husband's empty yam house. Young people come to the gardens dressed in their most festive traditional clothes early on the day the yams are delivered to the yam house. The young people are all related to the gardener, and carry the yam baskets to the owner's hamlet. When they arrive, they sing out to announce the yams' arrival while thrusting out their hips in a sexually provocative way. This emphasizes the relation between yams and sexuality. A few days later, the gardener comes and loads the yam house, and the man is now responsible for the yam.
>>216293082crypto mining rig and then sue the phone company when the battery explodes in your pocket
wonder what the balkans are likei imagine they're like a cross between russia and greece
>>216293118or as I've taken to calling them, Reece
>>216293050You are right brit bro
ate some month old boiled eggs and now ive got tummy ache
American women can beat men brit bro.
>>216293143why did you do it
>>216293143Born for the brit
lass was looking at me in the gym earlier but i know that look. It was the "fucking hell he's tall" look, not the good kind of look
going to have a coffee
gfberg wants to do rape roleplay, wonder if i should report her to the police for having a sicko fetish
>>216293190yah
it hump day lads *starts humping you*
>>216293182coffee is for faggots. tea is for men
every butcher shop in my area has shut down in recent years, now you have to buy plebby supermarket meat if you want meat, i blame the wokes
>>216293267i blame 80% of your country being pure nothingness
>>216293165eggs is eggs
rorke 'aving a melty
>>216293267>i blame the wokesAs you should, there's plenty of butchers around me but finding one that isn't run by a paki is the hard part
>>216293267no need to eat meat it's unnecessarily cruel
>no need to eat meat it's unnecessarily cruel
>>216293061global all cap for me
>>216293311do paki butchers sell pork?>>216293326i was vegan for 4 years so i've already paid my dues to anti-cruelty more than most people, the simple fact of the matter is that meat is yummy
>>216293340>do paki butchers sell pork?no
>>216293337i may move to all worlds when i actually start to take my money out
normal butchers dont exist in cities any more
>>216293340>do paki butchers sell pork?moron
still got a local butchers here
feel sick now after that egg shitefucks sake
>>216293358>>216293384i assumed not all pakis are muslim so there might be a few that sell pork
fucked the decaf off today as i need the caffeine boost
>>216292487i saw the videoshe doesnt even cook for him
>>216293392Got two in my village, five if you count the two mile area98% white so understandable
>>216293340>do paki butchers sell pork?No they're all halalThere is a proper English butchers within walking distance though
I vote for parties pledging to stop immigration but have to pay taxes to house and look after all the immigrants that come in how is that fair
>>216293143alri cool hand luke
>>216293469Oh stop whingeing rorke
>paki butcherswhat shithole do you live in where this is the case?
If I did not have my dream of Hobbitmaxing in a sleepy European village, I do not think I would be able to get out of bed in the morning.
>>216293498ok
perusing the latest crop of JAV
>>216293498hobbits live in new zealand
Rorke? https://i.4cdn.org/b/1761711810821298.jpg
which way white man
policy idea: the amount you invest in a British-only S&S ISA gets taken off of how much individuals (not corporations) pay in stamp dutygets first time buyers investing AND on the property ladder, and it gets boomers out of their dusty 4-bed family homes
>>216293560>2ft long 1lb dog
>>216293585dachshunds be like
want to start my own business and reckon I'm smart enough but I don't have any actual business ideas
had to pull out of a tight parking spot and my heart rate went to 135bpm. not a parking guy
>>216293560chilli dog, could do with some more chips though
>>216293600might start selling my soiled underwear to woofters for profit
if you had to keep up a convincing foreign accent for several hours, which would you go for?
>>216293613I've been driving for nearly 15 years now and I still can't parallel parkif I'm looking for a space and the only one available requires parallel parking then I'd rather carry on driving than even attempt it
>>216293705I can unironically do a really good northern irish accent and I have no idea why I've never met one of them
>>216293713ktim too much hassle
>>216293705probably yank, practically anyone can do a convincing yank accent from no particular state
>>216293720I like the way they pronounce the word "now" like "noiau"
>>216293705Br'ish
mind if i play a bit of fifa?
got a license but don't like driving. makes me anxious
>>216293818it gets less anxious over time
>>216293818bit feminine, that
>>216293818what makes you anxious? pakis in souped up shitboxes?australian roads are full of tradies in ford rangers who WILL tailgate you 200% of the time even if you're speeding
>>216290759
>>216293864didnt know he was legally allowed within 100m of a child
>>216293792Would prefer if you didn't actually
>>216293888too late it's 1-1 in a tightly contested game against West Brom
transfering my spotify playlists
>>216293875>
the toilfu flashed a grin when she learned we were working together today but then quickly stopped herself so she didn't seem too eager
>>216293875i have wondered if he's actually registered as a sex offender or if that's just what we called him for a laughtaking pictures of girls on the toilet would get you put on the register right? at least for a few years
really really wish i could pull off long hair
>>216293859our roads and car parks are tiny it always feels like I'm millimeters away from other cars and about to touch them. never liked parking either and wherever I am it always feels like someone is waiting for me to park and watching me. don't mind driving on the open road
>>216293918too much maintenance
>>216293918me when i see PinkPantheress in one of her wigs
don’t even know how Australia is even a real country
>>216293918get a wig. very easy to pull off
>>216293918I went nearly three years with long hair and looked like an absolute gimp but sadly nobody told me and I only realised afterwards
> WILL tailgate you 200% of the time even if you're speedingktim
https://vocaroo.com/1aMjm6J7xIg6
You guys into puffy nipples?
>>2162939725'3 with an attitude for meeee
>>216293976ktim
>>216293984bit young her
>>216293966
>>216293976>>216293998hope you die x
>>216294007Shes dead
morning lads, I am once again at toil, you?
>>216293918well, what are you waiting for? your bushy arse is right there
>>216294027t.drives his honda at a max of 40mph
>>216294027Sorry for being faster than you
>>216294037playing fifa during toil hours
>>216294037in my smelly childhood bedroom
>>216294041actually sweaty it's a hyundai and i go by km/h not mph
>>216293972all unemployed now
>>216294037I am also at toil but I finish at 13:30 x
https://x.com/joseph_boam/status/1982840395970339313Reform bros… really?
>>216294037Laying in bed watching my stock go up
NEED to fondle some large breasts
>>216294056>not driving a Holden like a true blue aussie cunt
>>216294063it lush
>>216294085they've discontinued holdens as of like 2017, the wokes are behind it
got the pink floyd on
Fucking sick of it lads I have to treat trans nonces like they have an argument of why they are allowed to go into women's changing rooms or beat the fuck out of women in sports because any type of debate or dislike of their actions has a negative social affect on me shagging goth baddies
danananana, inspect my gadget
>>216294125lad just wakes up and chooses to be annoyed by stuff
>>216294114do aussie-built Fords still exist or did woke claim them as well?
>>216294125shut up nigga
Got an empty feeling in my stomach today lads. Still have mixed feelings about seeing an escort yesterday.
right its raining so im going to go look for worms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cqdv032mFbg
>>216294147you're still a virgin btw. paying a whore doesn't count
if leftypol gets his way we'll all be cutting about on rickshaws like little chinese fellas
>>216294150got a worm in my pants ;)
>>216294147I think what's best is that you pop over to /britfeel/ and bore them with this instead
may go back to uni but think I'm too old now, maybe I can do an apprenticeship or something to get trained up instead
>>216294150alri blackbird
>>216294184have these thoughts myself but dunno if theres any point as im a maladjusted mentally ill freak
stupid fat bastard lazing about without a care in the world
>>216294184ktim 30 year old apprentice >>216294192ktim but I'm becoming normal, even going to play football with work tomorrow
>>216294192may as well be a mentally ill freak with a good career sorted
>>216294147>paying for sex Its already over for you laddie. Just ldar
>>216294216what's your apprenticeship in? what's it like being a 30 year old apprentice? catch any flak?
the scots-irish are the most powerful race who ever lived
cor breakfast in a bit x
>>216294237@grorke fact-check this
>>216294234prefer not to say. not even the oldest one on here.
>>216294237And yet they’ve been colonised so how do you figure
why do broccoli stems taste like shit but the florets taste so good
>>216294134nah the wokes claimed that even before they claimed holden
>>216294264just letting gchq know that I didn't read this post
>>216294250that's good, I worry about being a freak among the teenagers, want to get into engineering me
If aids and herpes didn't exist I'd be fucking escorts on the regular
>>216294294if woke didn't exist I'd be having sex with sexy ladies on the regular. fact.
Lovely 1930s 3 bed semi on my street now an 8 bed HMO
>>216294294I would be out in my local forest every single night getting my arse pounded by old men.
>>216294310ahh the immie economy
>>216293357>>216293357>>216293357the new
dicked
so where's the new? also free lucy letby
>>216294421>>216294421>>216294421
