Sydney EditionOld - >>216319966
>>216321886Yeah I remember that lol. Kirk is pretty much the only fat guy still on the team, but he makes it work somehow!
filo Beisbol
Did not want to make a coomer edition
Why are flies harder to squish than mosquitoes
americans can't even win their own game, the century of humiliation continues
>>216321917It’s hot that she has nice big boobies, but it’s even hotter how much she loves to show them off. I would like to suck on them with my mouth and make her pregnant in the pussy
>>216321905>vladdy isnt fat
I feel like a child again
women are so much more powerful than men it's scary bros
>>216321940the doyers losing is a win for all of america
>>216321943Hmm okay fair enough but he is almost 50lbs lighter than he was.
>>216321948I could beat a woman up easier than she could beat me up
>>216321967than he was what
goodnight
>>216321872>>216321917booba
>>216321972About 4 years ago. He was like 280lbs. Now he’s listed at 245. So actually 35 lighter, not 50.
>>216321996How can baseball players get away with being fatBabe Ruth was fatI don't understand
>>216322004Yeah it’s one of the only sports where it’s possible (other than stuff like golf or bowling). There have been some great fat pitchers. And of course many great fat power hitters.
>>216321996ohwhy did you just say that
Me? Just killed you.
>>216322033Huh? I was replying to a post that called Vladdy fat. I agreed that he was fat, but pointed out that he used to be much fatter. That’s pretty much how it went down I think.
boreball bores me. i will goon.
I've only had sex with prostitutes
>>216322080Okay, I'm just saying maybe you should make your posts clearer from now on.
basedball filtering out the low IQ brainlets once again
>>216322105incest is illegal, you know
>>216322126So try to get your dad jailed for fucking you in the ass
>>216322107I’m gonna try my very goodest
>>216322141Good boy.
I’m your dad
>>216322164Thanks to /fit/ spammers, I’ve most likely seen this man’s asshole more times than I’ve seen even my own asshole.
The idea that the American worker must pay for the healthcare of older generations, illegal immigrants, AND subsidize drug prices for the entire rest of the world is so beyond insane that you really have to wonder how they have managed to keep this scam going so long.
theres no way to say this without sounding like a pedo, but subbing for elementary school classes was some of the most fun Ive ever had as a job in my life. Helping the kids during school or during recess/PE is so cathartic
the BEST
rather ironically, if zohran implemented sharia law in NY it might actually become a safe place, but he's not gonna do that.
I look like this and say this
I've been to Rome and I have a roman helmet :3
Rome? More like GNOME.https://youtube.com/watch?v=PzeAH_ubphk
>GNOMExfce is better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZT6mclMGtVA
>>216322394>he doesn't run KDE
Dont remember my dreams but woke up feeling extremely sad>>216322415Cute dog
Me? I'm a windows 11 kind of guy.
Me? I'm a Windows 12 kind of goy. Every update copilot, telemetry, all that info
Fuckin bitch ass nigga
>>216322500I discovered a really.nice snack for people like us. You can take rocks and dip them in a pot of glue and lick the glue off the rocks
>>216322496bloat
is it weird that I've never once felt remorse after jerking off? because it's weird to me that other people do
>>216322627Nah. I am that way too. I just masturbate while im watching the TV in the same room as my gf
>>216322661Never knew Kanye posts in /cum/
>>216322670He sits like a Jarl in Skyrim
You know everyone here is sincere about being single recluses because there's never any reference to Bluey
Fuck you nigga
>>216322605what is this 2001 how shit is your computer
Stop saying the n word
>>216322830based
>>216322702Dont let me into my zone
The only N-word I say also happens to be the title of my favourite movie: Norbit
67 diddy blud
>>216322748you're old and assuming we're all old
I didn't drop a bomb on Paris. I asked for surrender five times before we attacked Warsaw. Everything was refused.
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=NsXEb-NOs88
https://youtube.com/shorts/-3t6z1phSTI?si=8i_TeNblKZNZnXEd
Bitch aA nkgs!
The most well-substantiated human examples come from Puppetry of the Penis, a comedy show that toured internationally (including Las Vegas residencies) from the late 1990s onward. Performers John Brennan and Simon Morley use their flaccid penises to create shapes like knots, the "washing machine," or the "locomotive" by manipulating the skin and tissue—essentially tying it into an overhand knot or loop. It's a deliberate, non-penetrative act for entertainment, relying on flexibility and length rather than force. They've performed for thousands, and it's been featured in media like The Telegraph and Collider. No injuries are reported in their routines, but it's stagecraft, not everyday activity.
Lost all interest in sex
>>216323285Me after jerking off twice in one day
>>216322200That is an extremely attractive female woman
I'm so based
test
I'M FREE I'M FREE AT LAST FROM MY 30 DAY BAN, I'M BACK FUCKERS
>>216323469What'd you do
>>216323480probably the guy spamming the fag pron
>>216323496Nah Brian ban evades
here's a photo of Andrew Jackson, who was born in 1767 (kind of NUTS to me, nigga)
>>216323469Omedetou gozaimasu
I'm just eating plain pinto beans
>>216323527The first true American chud
>>216323538no salt n peppa?
>>216323547And ben Franklin was the first American gigachad
>>2163235276 eyes ass nigga
>>216323600he'd kick yer ass for sayin that!
Do you think you could have beat up Abraham Lincoln
We should play a volleyball game then kiss
>>216323637if i took jiu jitsu classes, maybe. as is? no, i'm too small
>>216323480I repeated the line Sam Hyde said at the end of his boxing match. At least I think that's what it was they didn't say what post it was. I didn't intend it as a death threat, I just think of that every time someone says the name Hassan Piker and when shit pops into my head I feel the need to repeat it.
>>216323637Wasn’t he a big strong wrestler in his youth? Or am I thinking of a different president? I’m in pretty good shape but I think young Abe would kick my ass probably.
>>216323663in real life?
>>216323653Abraham Lincoln was a catch wrestler, he'd still kick your ass
momberg called me a bastardguess you shouldnta had me out of wedlock then bitchownedi hate being white trash, we're no better than niggersim sick in the fuckin head
>>216323720FUCK
yeah Abe was a pretty strong guy in his youth, also he built a log cabin which used to give you all sorts of muscles from all that sawing and shit
JUST IN: Nvidia is now worth more than 2 Canadas
Do you think you could beat George Lucas in a fist fight? Ok, now consider this. And I want you to really consider this. Do you think you could beat him in a fight to the death?Maybe you're thinking this is the same question, but if so then I think you don't really understand George the man. Because if you did, you would know that George would cling to life with a ruthless iron grip.
you are worth more than all the canadas in the world, anon
>>216323813I wouldn’t want to beat up George Lucas. He made stuff I really loved as a kid and still do today. I let George decapitate me with a laser sword.
>>216323878https://youtu.be/1EqRYDxiTSc?si=EvI5JJ5AsQcxht5O
Why Dodgers have many Japanese players?
>>216323701He was one of the greatest wrestlers of all time, 299 wins and 1 loss.You'd be fucked
>>216323637Hell fucking no he was a freak. Je had a 6 pack at 50 after being sick for years
>>216323901Does they?
>>216323916They have 2
>>216323919I guess that's a lot for the amount of Japanese people in the US or something
>>216323901I think the other guys signed there to play with Ohtani. Also, west coast teams are appealing to Asian players because it’s a slightly closer time zone. >>216323919Three. Shohei Ohtani, Yoshinobu Yamamoto, and Roki Sasaki.
>>216323957>Yoshinobu YamamotoThis is the most Japanese name I've ever seen
>>216323970I can't say it at a normal speed
anyone carve a pumpkin?
>>216323992I carved your mom's pumpkin, if you catch my drift.
>>216323992Ive never even fucking seen a pumpkin
>>216324001we have photos of you at the pumpkin patchyou took it, ripped its guts out, and carved a face into it, you sick son of a bitch
you don't understand officer, god told me to mutilate that pumpkin in a dream
>>216323901Dodgers have the biggest wallet and asian players usually prefer to play on the west coast so they can be closer to their homeland
>>216324090why don't they play for the angels then
Anybody have any cool desktop wallpapers? Trying to make a folder for my wallpaper to cycle through
>>216324113What do you mean by cool
>>216324105Ohtani originally did sign with the angels but the angels suck and their budget is a little over half of the dodgers budget
>>216324127If you have to ask don't bother
>>216324161umm OK rude
Stood up too fast and briefly passed away
In the Appalachians at night if something calls your name you're not supposed to reply
>>216324212It's true I used to hunt alzabo there
wish i was a kid watching slenderman videos into the night and getting spooked again
I have penis disease
Played 4 cs games this morning. Had Russians the first game and got kicked for no reason which was annoying. Then lost a close one trying to carry but not well enough. Then won the third with a much better team and carried the fourth. Ended up climbing 300 mmr just cause my ratings so bad lol. I really need to aim train cause I have such bad aim.Cs is such a fun game but getting trolled is so depressing.
>>216324307https://youtu.be/G2CTQgW-hmI?si=9cjwjD8yMidYWhb6Its not too late to be spookied
i'm getting boiled tomorrow
I'm getting peeled salted and fried today
I'm getting parboiled and blanched tomorrow
never liked lobster or crab but i like fish and shrimp
>>216324495All shellfish that aren't mollusks are bugs but very tasty bugs
im getting frozen into a block of ice tomorrow
im getting baked tomorrow
i was walloped into the shape of an accordion yesterday
>>216324602
I ran full speed into a false image of a tunnel somebody had painted on the side of a mountain yesterday
Today I thought about having sex but I didn't have it. Tomorrow, it is likely I will do the same.
>>216321941same i love whores
>>216324700Just put a 100 ton acme anvil above a stop sign i put up then ran over to check on it and the anvil dropped on my head
>>216324700>>216324748that's some looney tunes shit
>>216324748thats terrible, sorry bud
>>216324735Im not a fan of whores as I understand them to be women who use sex for other means. A slut, on the other hand, is a woman who enjoys having sex freely for it's own sake. And that's a drive I can understand and respect.
if toontown was real everyone would have been on the side of the guy trying to kill those fuckers except for a few libtard hippiesthey were a menace to society
>>216324785they're the same thing and i love them
>>216324839Not always
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag
>>216324785>Im not a fan of whores as I understand them to be women who use sex for other means. A slut, on the other hand, is a woman who enjoys having sex freely for it's own sake. And that's a drive I can understand and respect.Using sex as a tool of power is also life affirming tho
>>216324875no kate
eating a plastic bag
>>216324875Does Canada have taxes on plastic bags like the woke us states
today i learned the song Sweet Child O'Mine isn't about a child
>>216324972Can’t even get them anymore for the most part and I live in Alberta.
feel like a used condom
>>216325116that means you've proved your worth, sounds nicei fee like a broken condom
>>216325068There are two cats playing in the window sill outside
>>216325223Hell yeah nice. I don’t know what that has to do with my post but I’m glad you told me about the cats :)
Chubby brown women.
>>216325249I'm sorry. I was going to say that sucks but I have memory issues and I forgot I was replying. I just keep the fabric bags un the car all the time now because thats good.
>>216325269Yeah I do the same with the fabric bags. I don’t mind it really. The worst was banning plastic straws, because paper straws are terrible. But some places still have plastic ones anyway. I guess they’re just hoping to get away with it because they’re still banned as far as I know.
i used to think the german language was ugly but after hearing a cute girl speak it i don't anymore
>>216325349I dont like plastic straws at all because I have a compulsion to chew and bend them and then they break and dont hold water and its sad. Straws are just nit very good to my taste except for soda and mixed drinks because it aerates the bubbly stuff in the soda and makes the flavor nicer
>>216325425Oh yeah I used to chew on everything, straws included. Really the only place I use straws nowadays is at a movie theatre.
>>216325413Cute girls are the ones that make the things themselves cute. Without the inherency of beauty, basically everything aesthetic becomes ugly of a sort. Humbly suggested only is all>>216325467That sounds nice. I like to go to the theater but I usually sneak in a bottle of liquor and pregame edibles cause its really fun
>>216324875I wish I was a plastic bag so I could pollute the planet for thousands of years
thinking of joining the army as a 30 year old neet who has never had a job before
I'm only a half hour too early this time.
>>216325587Good idea
>>216325613i need to turn my life around
>>216325609Bruhhhhh Liminalllll
>>216325609Where you flying?>>216325587Sounds cool.
>>216325659Mexico for 3 weeks
>>216325716Have fun. Mexico is a Lotta fun besides their disgusting demonic candies
>>216325742>demonic candiesI'll be there for dia de los muertos
>>216325816Thats cool. You going to any parades and stuff?
Mad
I have been going absolutely fucko mode with my lower body workouts lately. I will develop the cutest bubble butt in the land, so help me God.
>>216326054Crazy how good kaiji is compared to every other psychological thriller ever>>216326067Good luck buddy. Remember that a lot of your butt shape comes down the the positioning of your hip bones so learn your genetics before you make too many expectations
>>216326067tyrone is going to appreciate your bubble butt
I wonder if care bears are still on TV
>>216326128Thanks. I have no idea what my booty genetics are. But It’s definitely gonna get bigger :D>>216326220Kek, I should have expected this type of response.
>>216326263Cool. Why do you want a big butterfly? Are you gay or something or like hip
>>216326358Nah I’m not very gay. I just like working out a lot in general. But I never emphasized lower body enough. Once I changed that, I realized I actually really liked the idea of having a strong round ass. I think it will look good. And it’s just generally a good thing to have a strong posterior chain.
>>216326434Yeah. A nice ass is good. Glhf
>>216326480Thanks brah
>>216326128Loving how much the manga uses "Retard".
>>216326686I didn't read it im English so i dont really know about that, sorry. Anime is a disease with no cure.
It’s actually quite a rare occurrence for me to watch videos of twinks ejaculating all over themselves.
wave 1 zulul
>>216326815Because you prefer them big and hairy
New Toronto Star cover: Mark Carney in juggalo makeup with the caption Dark Carneyval
No leader has ever been presented with a shrine dedicated to themselves on a diplomatic visit
>>216327142stalin never visited one of his shrines in post war eastern europe?
i wish morning time was longer
Just got confused on the TV because they were driving on the right side of the road and then I remembered thats the side of the road you drive on and felt sort of tripped out.>>216327002Insane clown posse is kinda awesome on the conceptual level. Like what the hell man lol.>>216327194Stalin is not someone you want to be compared to
>>216327194Is it really a diplomatic visit if it's within your borders?
A girl who bullied me viciously killed herself. I wonder if the guilt for what she did to me was part of it. I mean, probably, but she could have at least apologized or done something about the material she posted online
>>216327492are you indian?
>>216327514Nope. She bullied me because I'm gay
>>216327548can you blame her? anyone would've done the same
Kek
>>216327531women are faggots too but they think there's some pussy to be gainedyou have nothing to offer faggot, if anyone tries comforting you they are also a faggot, real men stand alone (we are all fundamentally alone but they understand this and don't run away from it)
>>216327548She's burning in hell right now
>>216327629
>>216327651no i am also bitch-made but i have moments of lucidity, notice how i refers to real men as 'they', im not one of them
>>216322877.
Might go here Saturday
The fuck does "all y'all" even mean?"All you all"?
>>216327724Yes.
>>216322670what kinds of hedgehogs live in north america?
>>216327756That's stupid
>>216327724its negrobabble what do you expect
>>216327762So is Gustavo Petro.
>>216327707>Wanna go there... together...? :3 o.o
>>216327804jarvis triangulate brian's location using this datat
>>216327781Hopefully i'll be gone before trump nukes him
>>216327833what are you doing on halloween? i think they do it big down there
>>216327860There is a decent amount of decoration, but i don't know if they go trick or treating and carve pumpkins
>>216327804We could UwU
>>216327762Endemic to pittsburgh is the variation "y'nes" which is a contraction of "you ones"
>>216327918probably not but surely they're gonna dress up and drink and fuckyou got a costume planned?
>yous guys
>>216327942That's ridiculous. I have never heard that one>>216327949Nothing planned. I haven't really done anything like that for over a decade
What are yinz talkin bout
>>216327629Kill yourself simp
>>216328049so you're just gonna sit inside like a vile incel freak? you haven't partied on halloween in a decade? how old is yous? we're not talking about trick r treating here
>>216327682Oh no my black ass getting lit up>>216327724Yeah. Y'all is one of those contractions that sort of becomes its own word. Its like vosotros in Spanish or something. Its just a general informal second person plural pronoun so breaking up the contraction doesn't always make sense as you all doesn't mean the same thing as y'all. Its just a subtlety of speech.I use yall but not that way but I do know it from seeing others. Usually I'll say h'are y'all or what y'all up to or some such at the end of a sentence and not in the redundant way but its a different dialect
>>216328123I'll probably be seeing commune 13 tomorrow if not today. I have spent little time just sitting around
shawty wanna fuck
>>216328184Howdy, pardner
Jeets have started saying "curse jesus" either not understanding why people tell them to curse vishnu or to as a direct insult to jesus
just badly spilled my spaghetti and injured myself in doing so. why did god make me so aspergian
>>216328253Howdy anon>>216328334Did you get burned?
>>216328351i just blasted my shin on some girls shopping cart because i wasn’t looking where i was walking and then for some reason i turned and looked her right in the face and she said “are you okay” and i said “you’re fine. thank you” and then walked away
>>216328468Lol. Based. Everyone has their noc moments from time to time. No need to be busted up about it
Female behavior
Imagine being the first ever guy, like 100,000 years ago, to figure out how to do gay sex. I bet he was all like: “whoa haha my wiener in this guy’s butt lol lmaooo!”
>>216327650The Bible says that everyone who commits suicide goes to hell, so that's a given.
>>216328776Judging by the sexual behaviours of other apes, we were probably doing gay sex before we developed language or higher intelligence.
>>216328776Imo its more likely the first gay sex was hand jobs because even monkeys masturbate and its not complicated to have someone else do it. Then maybe oral and frotting even earlier than anal
Another day another dollar nigga
dadberg changed the front break pads on my bicycle and then tested me on changing the back break pads to see if i was paying attention
>>216321917Most beautiful woman I've ever seen
>>216323901You're one of the most obnoxious posters of /int/
>>216321917Love that she has titsLove that she loves showing off the titsLove that she makes brown people seethe
i love toiling for slave wages at my humiliating pointless make work job and having zero social life and no interior life and no hobbies and no interests and nothing to say to anyone ever and nothing to look forward to but a long lonely boring humiliating life for no reason towards no purpose. it’s GOOD
can we cool down on the indian hate and remember our shared hindeo-christian values?
>>216325251Wouldn't pull out, but would run away afterwards.
>>216329822I unironically think jeets are going to start using the term Indo-European to shill
grok says brian lives in bronzeville
>>216329822>>216329873https://youtu.be/xw00m9scvAE?si=1geBUKS40IGxsLjDCinema in case you guys havent seen. Watched it on fox live with my grandpa lmao
>>216329920He already doxxed himself several times
>>216321917The webm that saved /cum/
>>216329920he’s posted his home address before
>>216329960we can not turn our backs on hindu patriots its what george washington fought for
>>216329960https://youtube.com/shorts/L5gcw_h0EHU?si=6VGzKsTvvxrKBUSiThis was also very funny>>216330082We used to say diversity is our strength but thats actually incorrect. We really just need as many Indians and Pakis as possible or else China wins or something
Still find this webm funny
>>216330074Would it be possible to pay him to curse his own home?
>>216330151>If we don't have as many visajeets and latinx illeglas in the USA as possible China will pass the US o algo>"Why doesn't China need those people then?" One of the top questions soyientists can't answer...
>>216330158Bro had the league of legends jinx death animation lmao
i miss brian
>>216330213Theyre too busy on fucking magnets and finding the socio-economic factors atm
>>216330174yes if you enter the right incantation into the fbi tip line you can have his slum raided by glowing figures and his hard drive investigated for pederastic material
going trick o treatin tomorrow by meself. am a 24.
>>216330436weirdo
>>216330357My country has a few versions of this also>We need immigrants because we have a skilled labour shortage>"Then why do we still have acute skilled labour shortages after decades of mass migration?"Soyientists are still at a loss for words
>>216330436You mom is letting you go alone too wow
>>216330472And why has the gdp per capita dropped?
should i have a third big cookie
>>216330472Also>why then are we giving student visas to foreigners instead of shoring up domestic talentLiterally none of it fuckingnmakes sense you're indulging in their retardation by even responding to it its like that meme with the iq bell curve meme where the simple answer is the one more informed people and less informed people use and the ones in the middle are misguided.Their justifications dont make any sense and nobody likes foreigners doing strange things in your streets its disgusting
>>216330494>diversity is our strength, multiculturalism enriches our society>"then why is our standard of living dropping and racism increasing as we become more diverse?"The great mysteries of our age...
odds: rack the dead leaves outside even: go to those abandoned race track bleachers and chug malt liquor there until pain goes away
>>216330593I'm sure we'll figure it out after 10 more years of mass immigration
>>216330554have a fourth. enjoy the ride
should probably get tested for stds
>>216330564>Literally none of it fuckingnmakes senseI am aware, in my country every excuse they make is just a transparent lie to justify it after the fact. Normies are starting to notice this too, probably too late but still.
i want sex
>>216330683>>216330641I have an idea
Any plans for mischief night?
>>216330683Ask your mother for help, maybe even your sister or cousin. I am sure they can assist you or at least set you up with someone.
>>216330601>go to those abandoned race track bleachers and chug malt liquor there until pain goes awaysounds based as fuck
ive been fucking around drinking at lunch when im at the office lately, so far so good but you get really tired at like 4pm
>>216330455shutup.>>216330482yup. i can stay up late also :D
>>216321917Lots of women seething at this on r*ddit
>>216330765Q.1) What are you drinking at lunch?Q.2) How much of those are you drinking at lunch?
>>216330616This entire Palestine movement has delegitimized naturalization so badly theres no gonna ne another 10 lmao, at least in europe.Arabs play their hand too early because they aren't crafty like the jews and now everyone knows the friend of Arabs is Arabs Indians will have their expose time too.>>216330663Theyre an inferior race so it will never be too late as long as there's one man and one woman who are pure of culture and soul. Its like after ragnarok or something. Even if one country falls to the hordes the neighbors that wake up will just conquer their neighbors overrun with barbarians. With social decay the cities also will get culled the fastest which are the dirtiest parts of every country. When empires fall the strong warriors from the countryside invade and restart the order. Urban decay is never total
>>216330817Based and hopepilled
>>216330706i want to crash a party where they won't notice i'm freeloading on their liquor
un cafecito
>>216330929I'm going to a party with my lady and all her teacher co-worker friends, I don't know any of them but I'm going to freeload on all their food and booze
>>216330716you must be from alabama
>>216330876A paradise that only exists in our dreams is already real for 8 hours a day. Despair is the nightmare of evil
>>216331327>Despair is the nightmare of evilWe have too many King Lears and Denethors nowadays, need more anons like yourself
Im thinking of a story about a race of vat grown sex-slaves who were abandoned by their creators in a space station and developed their own cultureIn that culture they never developed religion but a simple idea that there was a "münd" in the body of everyone and that in order to preserve it it must be eaten, and since they don't have animals in the space station this cannibalism is their only source of food.So the women who get diseases from it like Kuru are said to be basically torn from within by the people they ate because they ate people that actually hated them.Also they dress something like this
>>216331371become a hero of justice
>>216331573I have concepts of a plan
The SNAPocalypse begins in 2 days
>>216331561okay
>>216331561The type of story that Japs would have loved in the 90s
>>216331603We avoided it in Vermont for at least 15 days because our brilliant lawmakers diverted money from somewhere to keep it fully funded
>>216331603Do you think this will backfire on the Dems, considering loads of negroes need this, who have up until now somewhat successfully convinced people the shutdown has nothing to do with them?
>>21633160315% of my county uses it. Our food pantries were rationing stuff even in the summer when I was volunteering. Usage goes up in fall and winter even with SNAP working - I'm guessing they're going to go under or have to ration really strictly.
>>216331632Do you think it'd survive the 2030s? I obviously need to keep studying and getting contacts and I don't think ill get my hands on making a project untill im like 28
>>216331600You dont need a plan you just need to act
>>216331783>>216331783>>216331783
>>216331715I have no idea what the Hispanosphere is receptive too tbqh
>>216331715I wrote a ttrpg sorta like this concept where theres a cannibal space station too but it didn't take off. you probably need a lot to go right for you to have it see commercial success
>>216331779
>>216331715The core justification makes for an interesting and somewhat believable plot device, but it being the only source of food is a bad call. That would be completely unsustainable and kinda breaks the suspension of disbelief.
