leanbeefpatty edition
>>216349406quintessentially american post
Just witnessed some trolling outside of /b/.
>>216349375BBC (built by chemistry)
>>216349406mutt's law
>>216349375Not interested unless she has a hairy pussy.
>>216349443>implying he wasn't sincereyou know what american culture is centred around
>>216349484I don't. Please inform?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3tH33qn9rQFucking excellent song.This was my anthem during several stages of my life.Still is. There's a whole lotta people I wanna re-enact this song upon.
>>216349515too woke now
>>216349515Hat
>>216349530Doesn't matter. Just listen to the lyrics. Feel the fucking punch of the guitars and the bass. It's absolutely primal. Makes me feel alive. Like I'm about to go out and hunt down my enemies.
waiting for my new shoes to arrive so that i may go on an incel run
>>216349511https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/117991472/#117993591
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBFwXoyjU2E
Why are there so many people of color in the UK?
>>216349375If she didnt get tatted she would be perfect
>>216349605just the way it is
>>216349615So wrong. Tattoos are hot as fuck on women. You're tasteless if you think otherwise.
>>216349543typical 'enemy' of the current ratm fan is probably any working class white bloke>>216349605why is your entire country such awful, unfunny posters?
>>216349467good lad
>>216349640>typical 'enemy' of the current ratm fan is probably any working class white blokeNah, I don't do that shit.My enemies are mainly Silicon Valley people. I want to eviscerate programmers and San Francisco CEOs. I want to beat them to a bloody pulp. In other words, I want to Minecraft them.
always thought nine inch nails is german because I read inch as ich
>>216349665not you in particular, just the typical fan I would imagineI've never heard much of them but I do appreciate thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBKTfnLqqiI
>>216349600lol
>>216349697>you're about to fight a war in the name of niggers yourselvesumwhat's happening
>>216349640Because they're low IQ unlike myself
>>216349712>what's happeningtrolling and racism and off topic posts
>>216349697to the extent we have become americanised yeahbut that is still mostly the state imposing their bullshit on usthe people don't individually or collectively obsess over them half as much as you freaks do>>216349712no idea lol
>>216349712the great nigger war
>>216349375Need her to punch me in the stomach
going to burn some things later. waste paper and such
love having my screened window open but mosiquitobergs still get in
>>216349712nothing mate, what is this yank talking about https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gM7yWQCr1k
Deano on a mad one
drove to maccies only to find they were all out of chicken nuggets so the whole trip was basically wasted
>>216349375>>216349834
what do you call guacamole made by a quokka? :D
>>216350062lol
i was a neet between the ages of 18 and 30
>>216350062Terrible
>>216350017>comparing english men getting tired of invaders to yanks spamming every thread with their 'bbc' shitgod you are stupid
>>216349375>leanbeefpatty edition
>>216350062kek
>>216349375saw one of her vlogs where she went grocery shopping and mentioned that she doesn't eat pork, which can only mean one thing...
>>216350116bet her bum and pussy stink after all that lifting
>>216350115I'm just saying those english men tired of invaders are about to lose to the invaders and become yanks watching saka kick the football around for the rest of time
Splurged for the La Quinta like a slut
>>216350186Lol
>>216350186we don't need to hear about your fantasy you twisted little bender, why are you even here?
best Christmas present in this year from sir Keir Starmer for Brits is the deportation of irish and immigrants
>>216350235Thank you Indonesia
ah that first toot on a new vape
>>216350017This isn't the guy who murdered his wife but there's a 2016 era guy who got Biden purged like MW who murdered his wife who was clinically retarded I believe. Happy Halloween
Mr Mountbatten Windsor
might join a monastery
it's friday today which means it's the last day of toil before the weekend
might go to bed
>>216349375>>216349834>>216350116I can't believe how someone on /fit/ can consider this unattractive
>>216350235Sorry, best I can do is letting more of them out of prison (accidentally of course, heheh).
>>216350293Reckon his mates in private gentlemen's clubs in London will nickname "batty boy" now.
my favourite pornstars are the ones who don't look like they do porn
>>216350317she's popular, they're contrarian, simple as
>>216350316Stayed up til 10am yesterday myselfDid not feel good when I woke up
I WANT HER TO SQUEEZE MY HEAD BETWEEN HER THIGHS
We are the granddaughters of the witches that you could not burn
>>216350395That was worth posting
jingle bells, my bum smells
>>216350055shoulda got the hot n spicy
Just invested £2,000 into POO on TradingPoo1Poo
peckertech? really?
Scranning a hot and spicy pooberg
>>216350395nioh 1 william? wasn't he blond and called blue eyed samurai? how come he is a britisher then?
mices getting spammed on the /mlp/ catalog
>>216350468wonder what that's all about
>>216350341I didn't sleep last night and had to take a nap for a couple of hours in the afternoon. My sleep pattern is fucked. But i'm bed now and will sleep soon.
>>216350511Can't nap me or I wake up proper sweaty and exhausted no matter what I do. Hope you have a good sleep you neet bastard
Sydney Sweeney has boobs
>>216350335same, except when they take their clothes off and have tattoos. completely ruins it.
>>216350517Thanks pal. Hope you get some sleep in too. I'm not a neet just a part timer.
>>216350522i've yet to see proof of this
>>216350468That's our Toby! *laugh track*
>>216350522boobs that are highly spaff-on-able if i may say
>>216350640gross
no nut november starts tomorrow lads
horny ghosts be like >boOooOOoOoobieees…
silly sweden
>>216350656does that include arsewanks
>>216350681if you spunk then yes
charles dance has looked about 60 for the past 40 years
Just a humble landlord in a loving age gap relationship
my mother mostly fed me with water as a baby instead of milk or baby formula so thats why im like this
i'm steaming
>>216350710what dead?
>>216350017you've just linked me a video of a man in his car talking about immigrants (that i'm supposed to have seen before, for some reason)how does that correlate to me being about to "fight a war in the name of niggers"
might go kayaking in harsh waters in the middle of the night
don't have to look very hard on the internet to find women with their fannies out
>>216350756Me too. In the LA QUINTA ooooohhhh
>>216350815explain
Got some classic rod stewart on this mild morning walking to the asda
DRAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIN IT
want to watch some POV war footage because it’s exciting but don’t want to watch people die
>>216350815over here, you do if you haven't got an ID handy
guten morgen
gingerpaedo got a perma
>>216350847Watch paintball la
I normally don't like buff girls, but her autism gets me
He's got a point, lads
performative males pretending to like muscle girls
Lads, it's really amazing I had a pretty bad viral infection all week and yet, when it's Friday, it suddenly starts to go awayIt's like even the virus will respect the Friday cansAnd Saturday cans and probably the Sunday cans too since I've got Monday off
>>216350950mate ill fart on your fucking head
the whistle song from kill bill is scary
>>216350947>the hard men like tommy robinsonlol
got MOTberg today lads
>>216349375grim give me a little belly over abs any day
>>216350947>the hard men>tommy robinsonscreaming
>>216350950Wow, such a nice uplifting tale from the shire
cans wanker loves his fucking cans
>the hard men, like Tommy Robinson
He'll glass ya mate
ah.. hello all..
Tommy Robinstein
>>216349375autistic men are attracted to neotenous facial featuresautistic people like to feel weight on themselves, there are special autist blankest for that...
>>216351046most men are attracted to neotenous facial features
>>216351039mornin
was feeling awful last night but doesn’t matter I’m up early because a nigga got to hustle and make that paper
visajeets on this site literally can't help themselves but defend Indiathey could spend years engaging normally but if they see one anti-india thread that annoys them they'll blow their cover.
>>216351113Mental that yeah
>>216351086'ce
In Cardiff, Wales Father Mark Rowles a Catholic priest who went by the name "skinheadlad1488" in neo-Nazi telegram chatrooms and described himself as 16yrs old. He has admitted to discussing bombing mosques and shooting Black people in the head. He's been sentenced to a 12-month community order.
>>216350885did he?how do u know?
I can only imagine toilberg>not coming to work? But Canslad, the doctor said you're betterNo, she fucking didn't, she said 'wait and see' so fuck off you grimey little twatSuppose the only sensible thing to do on a Friday for about 16 hours straight before the BIG cans is of course, the BIG music and video session
>>216351155i said mostdidn't say i do
>>216351187Weird that you can get arrested for saying those things yet the things said here on a daily basis are arguably worseEspecially during the biomass gimmick
PAH
why the fuck haven’t we abolished the monarchy yet
IT'S HALLOWEEN
>>216351293Stop posting this ugly bitch
>>216351362stupid cat
Morning lads.Day 13 without watching porn.Day 7 without masturbating.Day 3 after seeing an escort.I have absolutely no appetite again. Barely had anything for breakfast.
>>216351364no, she's beautiful
Morning lads.Day 13 without watching porn.Day 7 without masturbating.Day 3 after seeing an escort.receive text from her today saying "you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got too drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and so i dont want to see you again"fucking hell lads what is wrong with me
:O)
>>216351362cheeky 'berg
this will absolutely decimate our infrastructure
Morning lads.>Day 13 without watching porn.>Day 7 without masturbating.>Day 3 after seeing an escort.>open the door>get on the floor>everybody walk the dinosaur
>>216351370>>216351384A functioning gimmick mateJust give it upLuckily it's early so most people won't see this state of affairs
Today’s my birthday, lads
>>216351432Barely functioning*>>216351431Fuck I haven't seen that in so long. Remember the gif to go with it?
>>216351432make sense before you go mouthing off yeah
>>216351422
feeling a metaphysical urge to wank
he's got a point. how do you even refute this?
>>216351485minecraft isn't supposed to be art
>>216351507and yet it is
>>216351485They're both great
>>216351531woah...
watching yanks storm the capitol on tv was the most fun my granddad had in years bro died a week later
>>216350947Elon is Cia and knows that Tommy the lad is Mossad
>>216351039Just not the same when it's not an Aussie poster
>>216351615:(r.i.p. granddad
the lads as it were
>famous person is actually a fed!! sick of this trite nonsense
First appointment with the DWP this morning, lads. Hope it's as easy as some of you claim.
got one of those rare catbergs that likes having his belly rubbed
>>216351652irish wolfhounds?
>>216351694aye
>>216351693that's not rare
>>216351686Prove it else you’re a liar
might get dressed as a racist for halloween, quick cheap and easy
>>216351699they're very pretty
>>216351652Ugly mutts the lot of em
>>216351693my berg only loves it when he's feeling especially cuddly and relaxed
>>216351764rorkes da
>>216351709yes it is, shut up asshole
so Kevin Westley what was his role in 9/11??
>>216351785uh no lmaocats probably just hate yousorry
>>216351847looks like me
>>216351847now there's a man who wants his tummy rubbed
>>216351432It's not a gimmick lad, I'm trying to keep track of my condition so I don't crack.I'm thinking of doing some things alone this weekend just to get out of the house.
all those George Smiley novels are still relevant today, just look at this thread!
I will not wank to Sydney Sweeney today.I will not wank to Sydney Sweeney today.I will not wank to Sydney Sweeney today.
i wonder how big the world is in the 4th dimension where we and everything around us occupies every space it ever was in and ever willy be in at the same time
Prince Willam and kate Middleton suing French newspapers because they were caught on their 3rd vacation in April. Where Kate who claiming to be too sick from cancer to work, was skiing and William was drinking at 10am in the morning.
holy shit i completely accidentally said willy4chan has me typing willy automaticwilly
not going to respond to that post which will be deleted anyway but I've never spent time on /cum/ so I cannot "go back" to itsorry
>>216351945are their kids that big now. jesus im old
>>216351935I suppose you'd turn into a B-movie horror villain in the vein of The Borg then
>>216351960oh shit those are the kidsI thought the one in the middle was a man for some reason
>>216351957You're missing out, if you thought these guys were smart just wait til you see their discussionshttps://youtu.be/nPniNVV3fP4?si=TAs8s7pXStLl3elP
>>216351970it fits with my idea of heaven where everyone is in spirit form and wrapped around each other having ghost sex like a bunch of worms in a bucket and thats all that exists
>31st October>no 4chan halloween themecmon
>>216352008newfag
>>216351978what a self-important asshole
yanks are so obnoxious that not even yanks like hanging around other yanks so a lot of them post here instead of in /cum/
make your own gimmick but spamming SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS
women's obsession with trying to make themselves seem dumb and inferior fascinates me specially when you consider the fact even the most stupid man alive would never degrade himself in such a way
I think I spent too many years being cautious with women.I've got over 80k saved up but I'm still a virgin who has never had a gf. I think I need to start spending more on going on and doing things.
I post here because I love british culture and I love british people :)
>>216352015Why? It happened last year
>>216352043order the highest classest prossie ever. maybe you can get one of epstein or dicapios sloppy seconds
just been payed
>>216352067not paid until nov 11 here. ffs
>>216352062it's still yesterday in america that's why
>>216352020Nah it's just /cum/ is impressively grim
would you rather live next to a refugee or a irish catholic with a saltire on the side of their house
>>216352055I'm 1/4 Irish & British myself actually. An honorary brit they say, haha
en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Last_words
>>216352108why's it grim
>>216352040The implicit relationship between men and women is that men 'dominate'. In the literal sense when it comes to sexual intercourse. But then that attitude bleeds over into other interactions as well, and we end up with a system where men don't like to feel that women are smarter or more successful than them. Thus you end up with women "pretending to be dumb" either in an effort to attract men or simply to avoid setting them off.Causes long-term problems with the increasing levels of educatinal attainment by women as well since as time progresses more and more women succeed in education and the workplace yet still harbour a desire for a more educated, more successful man to settle down with. But of course we know the pool of educated, successful men is shrinking as more men 'give up'.
>>216352170those men have mummy issues :(sad but true
the internet ruined our lives didn't it
>>216352065I paid for a decent escort lately, I'm the lad who couldn't get hard.
>>216352055i love you !
>>216352170you should teach them the riddle of steeland to never pray to Crom unless you're really pumpedsome people believed in Aquilonia, toowell, here's this sword!
>>216352211ok I love you too
>>216352195haha yeahif i had been born like 10 years earlier i could have been a normal weirdo instead of a complete schizoid
>>216352164>>216350592
watching my gay porn
Had a McDonald's double quarter pounder yesterdayAbsolutely shit, they don't increase the other ingredients to account for the extra burger so all the ratios are off
another grim day in my awful life
can't commit to weight loss because I keep drinking
>>216352278its best maccas burger mate pure greasy cheesy sloppa
Gaypornlad!
>>216352284Well you know Harold got an arrow in the eye at the hill of Senlac apropos nothingIt might've gone the other wayBut it didn't
>>216352278can't you ask for more of them?try the deluxe one with lettuce and tomato and then ask for extra onion and pickle and to change the ketchup and mustard for mac sauce and get extra mac saucemaybe that will fix it
>>216352278>other ingredientsthe best burger is patties bun and cheesesauce if you're feeling saucy
one more gay day of gay work
>>216352195Baffles me that this is so obviously the answer to every modern social conundrum yet it is never mentioned in the endless sea of hand wringing articles.
>>216352296cant do anything in life because i drink every single night
>>216352127My ancestors didn't travel to the other side of the fucking planet to still be considered pomsThey mutated into a new race
>>216352340Can you get me a job at your job?
why are british coppers such nonceshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0smxO4WiOA
>>216352321im sure this made a profound point in your mind before you hit post
mental how quick your petrol goes down once you go above 80mph
just bought some new socks but i can't tell if they're woke
>>216352340one more gay day of siesta and unemployment benefits for me
Plain bap, none of that brioche shitThin lean mince rissoleTomatoLettuceCheese, onion, pickles and sauces variable but just a mayonnaise is fineThere, that's it. That's a burger
>>216352409you stupid arsehole. christmas is coming up
>>216352405Yeah but you're also travelling further per minute
lean hamburger is awfulyuck
>>216352402You know what's my fav English history tidbitPenda possibly being a Welsh prince who got adopted by the local Saxons and embarked on a pagan Saxon conquest of England before getting killed in battle. It's like those American great depression desperado movies, almost.
>>216352457*Kicks you in your foul American guts*
>>216352443Get rid of the tomato and you're rightCan even drop the lettuce desu
>>216352395Totally normal people
>>216352443>leana burger should be at least 20%
Just seen a TFL advert about sexual harassment and one of the incidents was a black man harassing a white womanWe're back
>>216352466thats good
happy all hollows eve
>>216352562what's up with iowa
>>216352584They're evil
>>216352553Hope you get disappeared by ICE and you get deported to an El Salvadorean megaprison still wearing your cringe halloween costume
>>216352584https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beggars_Night
Fuck the slovene and his devil-may-care attitude!
>>216352584There's an old Midwest saying that goes: if you take the pothole count from Iowa and multiply that by the unfinished road construction in Illinois you get Ohio
>>216352596arrives wearing a skeleton costume and gets worshipped as a day of the dead deity, hijinks ensueRyan Gosling to star
>>216352596Hope climate change renders your continent uninhabitable
Crying at work ladsThis has never happened before :/
>>216352618And I am two-and-twenty. And oh, 'tis true, 'tis true!
>>216352637you coming off the back of a big drugule session?
>>216352633Mean :(
let's make some banana pancakes for me
>>216352341pandora's box and that
Pedofile Andrew is being stripped of his titles and must surrender his lease to Royal Lodge, the mansion in Windsor where he lives, according to a statement from Buckingham Palace.Prince Andrew will now be known as Andrew Mountbatten Windsor.
>>216352664A SOBER BLACK SHAWL HIDES HER BODY ENTIRELYBUT DOWN IN THE DARKNESS A SLIM HAND SO LOVELYCARRIES A RICH BUNCH OF BANANA PANCAKESFOR ME
>>216352645No, I'm the lad who tried to see an escort and now my soul feels like it's been torn out
So the story of this bloke is>Came here "fleeing" fuck-all>Free accommodation and healthcare whilst staying in a hotel at the UK's expense>Molested a few women>Went to prison for a few months at the UK's expense>Got accidentally released by a retarded shitskin prison guard for a few days>Didn't have to serve his full punishment>"voluntarily deported" back to Ethiopia and given £500 because he threatened to kick up a fuss during his "voluntary deportation"And somehow a massive end-to-end scandal like this didn't lead to David Lammy's head rolling
Sir The Andrew Formerly Known As Prince
>>216352689He only shagged a 17 year old whore in a country where that's completely legal, not exactly a Steven van de Velde is he
>>216349375She is very hot
What's the most future proof vehicle I can buy today?
>>216352741Cybertruck
>>216349640Not really, but by "working class white" you probably mean any non-famous shopkeeper who is racist
>>216352666That's it. Even if there were a way back to pre-internet times, no one even wants that because the internet is so convenient, addictive, powerful and fun.It is kind of funny that this society-breaking tool was just thrust upon humanity by itself. No one ever had any say in whether it was to be brought into existence or not.
>>216352741BEVs don't last forever but nothing really doesIf you want something with a reasonable prospect of being reparable for the next half century get a Toyota
>>216352790>>216352790>>216352790
>>216352741space rocket to get you off this doomed world
>>216352689Another Mountbatty?
>>216352596SKRENCHING
>>216352723Mate this was discussed days ago, he's back it Ethiopia Afghan stabber is the new hot topic
>>216349375her shoulders look masculine and awful, but otherwise she's pretty nice.
>>216349375I thought LBP was one of the good ones, but then I found out she's going to do a fitness event in Dubai and my respect for her took a massive hit.
>>216349375I want to kill leanbeefpatty.
