the helena bonham carter
halloween theme just turned ongave me quiite the fright
wahey halloween theme
Greeknonce on the prowl
forgot I got a raiseonly noticed when I saw 3300 hit the account instead of 3180
>>216352821Don't worry he'll be going to work soon
got paid today lifting me back into a positive balanceseeing the gf laterso get in, so get in
>>216352821>>216352848No, I'll stay here to hive you headachesWasn't the internet. It was smartphones and the increasing surveillance as a consequence of the global competition.
>>216352842oooh what are you going to spend it on x
>>216352879font
>>216352824aka sinister white boy with a knife
I'm dressing as a 5'6 dwarf
>>216352880Dunno what you're ESLing on about, greeknonce
>>216352879*does a payday dance*1800 in via, 250 in crypto for the coming economic collapse
>>216352880>No,well we knew you weren't going to work lol
>>216352896My life is not a costume
>>216352885index fund
>He was convicted of child rape in 2016; in 2014, when Van de Velde was 19, he raped a 12-year-old British girl, after contacting her on social media, travelling to Britain to meet her, and giving her alcohol.would you ever get on a plane for a shag?
>>216352959no
>>216352991what if she were proper fit
>>216353014you know what yeah i would
>>216353023
>>216353023At least 50% of people who experience rape enjoy it
>>216353055Sickipedia 2008 called mate they want their joke back
imagine doing a rape and it's just crap that would be awful
got the sausages on
I've been graped!
>>216353009"hub of hubs" is pretty funnytempted to say the prompter specifically asked that it be included rather than the AI coming up with it since the rest of the text is gibberish
>>216352959Andrew Mountabatty Windsor be like
Just seen a massive raven, spooky
>>216353103Did he ever shag her up the arse
>>216353090Also managed WOKE IS SIN
It's my birthday tomorrow
>>216353115Let herself go ever since she came out as lesbian
Another day of doing bugger all on the cards for me I reckon
when we were 15-18 my friend was "dating" a woman in her late 20s. we really exploited the deranged femnonce in retrospect, she kept driving us wherever we wanted and buying us alcohol. he'd show off photos of her sucking his dick too. I remember she cried a lot, literally broke down in tears over anything. clearly mentally unwell.he broke up with her when we went to uni. doesn't look like she's on any social media, wonder what happened to her.
>>216353134What's the big number? x
>>216353115rapping at your chamber door was he?
oh wow halloweenso heckin epic, I love le board culture. Any other oldfags remember halloween 2019? What about Halloween 2023. The dancing skeletons are so funny, right reddit? And the spooky skeletons song just gets more and more epic the more years that go by haha*quickly changes it back to yotsuba B*
>>216353156most important question hasn't been answered in your post: was she fit?
>>216353190*pumps you chock full of gay porn pozz load*
>>216353193like a 6/10
sir helena bonham carter
>>216353156probably hanging around the local school
mumberg had a right go at me again for doing the dishes in the fridge trickfucking bitch is so low iq
same people raging about government giving £500 to some Ethiopian bloke don’t care that Michelle Mone stole £800 million from the taxpayer and will never be held accountable
>>216353190boring bastardcynical bastard
>>216353172Prefer not to say
it's not easy being cheesey
>>216353229fairly sure I could have got on board with having a 6/10 non-fat 30 year old gf when I was 15/16I'm 32 now and have never touched a boob.
halloween makes him scared :(
>>216353252Preferred her as Sasha Banks
>>216353264> never touched a boob.Yeah you have you’ve even sucked the milk out of one
mad how cool cynical and jaded peopleareso above it all
>>216353257Unc
>>216353252Have you done a poll? No? Just making stuff up then aren't you. No doubt you're considering samefagging to prove your own point.
Need a mental gf
a night of spooky creeps and tasty treats?
A-bmm tsshA-bmm-bmm tsshOh, I'm a raven and I'm here to sayI'm into rappin' in a major waySo I here I am spittin' at your chamber doorYou'll remember these rhymes for evermore
>>216353252They've as much power to do anything about each case as the other: absolutely fuck all. All there is to do is bend over and take it.
>>216353246IIRC she was a physio at a sports club he went to
fucking get in im a good boy im a good good boy
>ummm source?????Fuck off faggot lol
>>216353276No I was given formula and also delivered via C-section, unironically so I have never touched a boob or vagina.
>>216353301Bro lives in the Sahara lmao
>>216353306I've utterly fucked you. You are fucked.
>>216353295all my nights are spooky creep nightsto hear my female coworkers tell it
>>216353280I'm dead inside and don't care about anything and my colleagues at toil all think I'm just cool and laid back
>>216353314your mum never breastfed even once?
>>216353314Still touched one. When babies are born mothers do something called skin to skin contact I saw James maddison doing it
The Strands words go orange instead of blue when you find them
in this stand up call wanting to smack the lights out of my manager
there's virgins, kissless hugless virgins, and then there's the ones that were denied even their own mothers titty
women have 2 boobs in case of twins
>>216353357oh yeah, standing up on the call are you?
>>216353357Can you get me a job at your job?
>>216353314Ktim>>216353345Not always - when I was born they took me from my mother immediately due to post partum psychosis
The Halloween I spent in America was so comfy, get a bit nostalgic for it every year
how would you even know if you were breastfed or not, too young to remember and it seems an awkward question to ask your mum or dad
if I could just draw everyones attention to my bumhole for a minute, something magical is about to start
>>216353377your mother developed psychosis immediately after giving birth to you? what did she do?
>>216353385you were in the bahamas though
>>216353389i remember
>>216353408What does this mean
>>216353389My mom said she only did it for 6 months
>>216353389Took me years to get the full story but different family members let me in on details slowly. My father was a stone wall and my mother pretended not to remember, but my grandparents and aunts/uncles drip fed me information
dont know if its spelled helloween or halloween
>>216353389real answer is younger siblings
>>216353389It comes up eventuallyDo you never speak to your parents
Haha they've gone mental with Connections, just mental
new zealanders be like: im having sum fush n chups on helloween
>>216353425Hallowe'en
>>216353399She is schizo, she was going nuts apparently not sure on the details but I was considered to be at high risk so the state immediately took me away and placed me with my grandparents until my parents could prove they were right in the head enough to care for me - not sure how they managed that as they didn't do a very good job
>>216353071What was sickipedia? I onlt know dramatica
this skeleton has scared the living daylights out of me
You're a cinephile, I watch Family Guy
guys i beat Mother with Tainted Lost on The Binding of Isaac. That's the hardest completion
wew that post did numbers, i can log off early tonight
was breastfed for eight years me
>>216353451Google broken is it
>>216353115What was his name?
fuck me, is anyone else witnessing this skelington thing at the bottom right just absolutely shmoovin' 'n' sheit just a quirked up whyte boi hittin' da quan on us all?
>>216353450like she's an actual schizophrenic or "schizo" in the dumb way that internet children use it?
>>216353469no skeletons on my end, sounds strange
>>216353314Alri Hamlet
roaring in a black mans face and slapping his willy about
>>216353389>it seems an awkward question to ask your mumIf you were determined to know you could wait until baby formula came up on the telly either in an advert or news piece then pretend to be naive and ask your mum "are these baby formulas really as healthy as breastfeeding?". Regardless of her answer, you follow up by asking "did you give me and [siblings] formula as kids?". If done correctly you have paved the way to the question being framed as a suspicious health concern rather than some perverted notion about sucking your mum's tits.Such manipulations are important when you have a mother who is batshit insane. Information must be extracted in specific ways or she has a tendancy to make weird leaps of logic and assume the worst.
You ARE going out shagging tonight, right lads?
test
>>216353421Mine too!>>216353425OÃche Shamhna
>>216353433the fuck is this shitI'm not playing pictionary
>>216353475he might be the one with an actual schizophrenic mother who's in the mental hospital because she's dangerous to others and herself i remember a poster on here like that
>>216353490yes
>>216353389i was breastfed until i was 4 or 5. I remember it vividly, only stopped once she stopped producing milk, it was a sad day. the doctor put plasters over her nipples
>>216353487no she's not assuming the worst she's accurately assessing you
Been on five dates with this girlLast night she texts me when she gets back about being annoyed at her ex's profile popping upSeemed to think 6 months after their break up was too soon and then some incoherent babble about it being some girl she knewThis is mental behaviour right? Didn't realise it till now but she brings him up an unusual amount
>>216353475An actual diagnosed schizophrenic that has been on antipsychotics her entire life and hears voices that direct her to start fires, attack people and break anything she can get her hands on yeah mate
do you reckon your mum ever huffed your boxers
>>216353490going out to a light party for some good clean christian fun
>>216353519blow her fucking head off
>>216353534SIR YES SIR
having an evil boner
Spooky films for Halloween lads?I'm doing Son of Frankenstein, The Quatermass Xperiment, and Re-Animator.
>>216353526mumberg did all my laundry so without a doubt she got a whiff of my stale cum
>>216353516She'll never accurately assess me because she only gets fed hyper specific lines, painstakingly crafted and delivered in such a way that they can only be interpreted exactly as I intend them. She knows nothing about me and never will (because she's insane).
think some posters itt might be lying
>>216353534Obviously I don't have the desire or the equipment to do that
what seems to be the problem officer
>>216353605but you already agreed, see >>216353559hop to it
What was the other king's name in the Shakespeareverse? Not Lir, not Hamlet...
>>216353594yeah sure... she's the one who's insane... definitely... haha
>>216353626She's insane and so I became insane as I was 'raised' by her as a single mother. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
>>216353617>posts you can hear
Most illegal immigrants (ie 96%) don't arrive by small boats - they arrive as tourists and students and deliberately overstay their visas.Crack down on the shit unis, forget the boats.
>>216353625henry? presumably by "Lir" you mean Lear
MOTberg on my 62 plate Corsa today lads. Not feeling confident
Ghost of George Floyd following me around trying to get me to do crimes
george floyd fent reactor negrotech niggalink
>>216353625Macduff
>>216353646I do mean Lear but only read the greek translations.Not henry...there was another one, wasn't there?
>>216353644This but also blow up the boats
This Hinge app is making me upload photos and talk about myself. Can i not just buy one of these women and have them as my gf?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cly137089yyo>my place of birth and current residence are both joint lowest for deprivationIts so pathetic how much of a loser I am. I statistically live in the single easiest to live place in the UK and I still fucked my entire life up omg
>>216353644Even worse, a lot of them get to stay "legitimately" after studying at shit unis
>>216353670>I know my opinions are not popular, but I've never relied on popularity
>>216353663Based and redpilled
>>21635367915th most deprived for me haha
anyone know what that was supposed to mean?
Ahh yes, Halloween, bonfire night, all the funfairs are up. The time of year when young people have parties and play spin the bottle, maybe a shy lad getting his first snog or a lad getting to finally see the nakedness of a pretty young girl. Young couples going to see the fireworks together, going on some rides, eating candyfloss, figuring out where they are going to go and shag. And then there's me, old fart pushing 30, won't be going to any Halloween parties, any fairs, won't be seeing the fireworks, won't be locked in an embrace with a cute girl. Never had it and I'm past it now anyway. Some people get to live life, some people just watch and it passes us by, that's just how it is I suppose.
who the fuck is angie
>>216353728so it goes
>>216353728American movie aah scenarios
give it a rest adam
always get nervous of getting testicular torsion when drying my balls getting out of the shower
>>216353679Same here lad! Greenwich here. What was the other lowest? But I don't think living in the lowest deprivation area means that you live in the easiest place to live. Cost of living is sky high, competition for jobs is insane and they don't pay enough anyway. Plus, there are still tons of poor people in this borough. If you are a deprived person living in a rich place, you honestly have it worse in many ways than just living in a shithole.
halloween parties are shit the only acceptable halloween activity is trick or treating
just saw my knob in the mirror and laughed
>>216353679> in the UK Literally only says England
>>216353778Assumed joint meant two, but I was born in Epsom and live in Banstead.True it is tough to live here as a low earner, but we have options others don't. I'll never be able to afford to live alone if I stay here, so maybe you're right
>>216353728Ktiiiiim
>>216353728Oh poor you!
>>216353816Same thing let's be honest
>>216353827This guys a marxist that goes to SEA to do illegal things of a sexual nature - disregard his post
ffs where are all the tough lads to protect us todayus cowards can't handle it!!!!
>>216353832Well no not really, the stats would be a lot different if everyone else was included
bacon toastie for me my lad
fish fuck me, women fear me.
might move to slanty eyed ching chong land
>>216353861>everyone elseEh?
>>216353824I guess joint is a handful of places. But yeah, I mean I guess there are some more opportunities? But I'm broke and will likely never be able to move out unless I move to a povvo area, so it doesn't really do much for me living here.
>>216353897what about wongo-bongo mbuku land?
Think I might be eating too much because my poos are fucking enormousThat being said I'm not putting on weight so who knows
>>216353897crying out for a few years in some cheap sleazy south american shithole me
>>216353908scotland, northern ireland and wales
>>216353897But you already live there haha!
King Charles ‘sexually involved with rapist Michael Fawcett’>Charles’ close friend and senior valet RAPED George Smith while serving the now-King.>King Charles’ blamed the rape allegations on P.T.S.D. and alcohol abuse.
stupid fucking halloween theme appears to have fucked up my cookie and now i'm another day or two away from easy captchas. what the fuck is this?
>>216353933read this post in the cookie monster voice
niggas don't know how to yotsuba b
Friday`sPocket Monsterof the DayIs ..Gengar !!
>>216353933ok
>>216353933Hate them so much
love how catalogue on mobile doesnt even load anymore
>>216353963thanks mousey
>>216353922Never heard of them
>>216353963cute cute cute when i was a kid i had a gengar stuffed toy think i might even still have it at my parents house somewhere
>Not using Tomorrow
Remember to get your last cooms in before the clock strikes midnight, lads.
>>216353945THIS IS /BRIT/ NIGGA WE USE TOMORROW UP IN THIS BITCH
Haunter is a far better design than GengarThough Gengar is a better Pokemon
>>216353932Didn't happen
>>216353973same but unironically
>>216353963Haha good one for today
>>216353994utter woke nonsense lad whats the consensus on dressing up as an abo for 'ween in your parts?
>>216353433Got it with 2 goes left, fuck knows how I managed that
>>216353915length and girth in cm pls
remember my name,BAME!
cutest thing ive ever fucking seen
>>21635403814cm × 13cm
>>216354044*holds a mirror towards you*same hehe x
>>216354047not even that big desu
4cuck throwing me random connection errors fuck OFF
Might go to the deli in a bit, ladsNot sure what to get desuCould do a big greasy fuck off roll with eggs and sausages in itBut the problem is, you see, I will be going for lunch and getting three portions of chicken wings since I'm a fat bastard like that
>>216353490no
=D
>>216353490me and mousey are going to the cathouse tonight
>>216353490fuck no x
>>216354122Internet test
@grok is 36 too old to go trick or treating
no nut november loometh
frankly i deserve to be tied up in a sack and throw off a tall building
I can't stop eating pic related. Do you have this problem in your country? I have so many cavities at 22. I'm ashamed of going to the dentist too because they always scold me for not brushing my teeth. But I'm fucking busy
>>216354163it's over for rorke
>>216353994Based racismlad
>>216354163Can't post images for some reason. It's Oreo original and roger with coconut
>>216354011That absolutely did happen.
might go to one of those sad loner meetups to go hiking or jogging or something
toothache AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHlove me ibuprofen love me paracetamol BIG shout out to Dr Stewart Adams and Dr John Nicholson
I actually have started using Grok, mostly because you can tell it not to do those annoying ChatGPT follow-up questions and it actually listens
>>216354163It's Oreo original and roger with coconut. I think I have 6 cavities in my whole mouth. Small punctiform ones though. Still embarrassing. I rly don't want more fillings
>>216354187was occasionally doing this before i got a job, surprisingly it's not as bad as you probably think most of the time and there's a lot more women than i expected just know that a lot of the time it includes foreigners trying to make new friends in the UKoccasionally you get unlucky with a weird group of people but there's almost always at least 2 or 3 other sound people there
>>216354209Racism
We had a Down's Syndrome lad at school and we all treated him like a little brother even though he was older and bigger than us
lad i used to work with is currently making a living by 'fixing' websites by running the code through GPT and telling it what the problem is, usually fixes it within secondswish i wasn't such a useless freak unable to make use of the tools around me
>>216354277every shag him up the arse?
>>216353301Water companies are our friends and they need help!
>>216354289Not sure what kind of relationship you have with your brother but no
>>216354255Queen of England x
need to poo
>>216354315Queen of my cock
>>216354327microstate is it?
https://youtube.com/shorts/gg-li3V6iLMSomes up the left in this country
>>216354342Banished that cunt to Sealand
>>216354342rather not say
>>216354249did you actually make any mates through them?
*Spunks in my hand and slaps you*
It's fucking freezing
>>216354418not it isntbe quiet
Um bongo
>>216354391yeh there's a few i still keep in touch with
>>216353728>Spin the bottleAre you 16?
mental case me, reckon i have at least ADHD anxiety depression some form of schizoid disorder bipolar and other trauma related issues
>>216354454most likely
>>216354478totally normal me
It's fucking over man
>>216354528not really thats a huge dimension for a todger
off to bed
>>216354539that's not my wilberforce lad that's my shoulder width
Mad how we have skelengtins inside of us and that we will be skelengtins eventually. Kinda sad, I don't want everyone to die :(
>>216354576sybau cracker
>>216354582*does my best impression of your mum*yeh loads
helena bollock farter
Looking for prozzards on Google Street View
>>216354576Mental that
>>216354582mad how aussies type the n-word but irl they can't pronounce the hard r unless they do an american accent. Literally every word that ends with 'er' is pronounced 'a'. Lighter, brighter, fiver.
>>216354644check outside your mums gaff
>>216354544night mate x
>>216354582No but need to get it ticked off, that and Oriental
>>216354618
>>216354662this is the case for kiwis and a lot of brits as well
Mad how governmentberg pretends it's just not possible to stop the boats or the drug trade or whateverNiggas made it illegal to outside, they can do whatever they want
not a huge fan of Halloween but I will be using the theme
Done a glowing green greentext if you would like to implement that into your halloween theme:[Settings] > Miscellaneous > Custom CSS > Tick box to enable > [Edit] > Paste the following:.quote {color: #80DB90 !important;text-shadow: 0 0 5px #80DB90, 0 0 15px #80DB90, 0 0 25px #A4E5B0;}Save Settings > Scroll down on main settings page > Save Settings again>john mcafee virus do not clickyeah yeah
>connection error while posting
next time you think about calling a black person a nigger, think againcall that coon a jigaboo instead
>>216354662kek
>>216354712Not me, I'm a rhotic chad
>>216354712yeah but aussies type the n-word a lot more. Like that catboykami guy who tried to be edgy calling black people the n-word on omegle but it just came out as nigga and wasn't offensive in the same way
GTA: UK but you get busted for mean tweets
>>216354726very cool, moot should treat you to a free pass
anyone know any good horror movies that i haven't seen?
>>216354788event horizon
>>216354788your dad recorded your mum giving birth to you
>>216354788can you hum a few bars?
arsewank on the cards?
>>216354788the grifter
Gettin' niggy wit' it
>>216354788https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asylum_(1972_horror_film)
>>216354788dellamore dellamorte? brain dead/dead alive? hellraiser 1-3? The Abominable Dr. Phibes? frankenhooker? may?
>>216354788scooby doo on zombie island
>>216354804i seent it>>216354805>>216354817yeah yeah whatever
The average African-American is richer than the average European
FORESTY FORESTHE LIVES IN A VAN
>>216354846the average European is richer than me
>>216354828>The Abominable Dr. Phibesfucking love that film
Need to shag a fat black bitch
cracking open a mr. pibb
mad the mental gymnastics leftypol will go through to defend black criminals even though we have the statistics that high crime areas are anywhere with a substantial population of darkies leftypol insists its a poverty issue though
THE TIME IS NOW
>>216354902>>216354902>>216354902
>>216354576we had a good time though while alive! :D
