alan
poo smells
To be quite honest with you I am suffering a great deal at this moment.
Installed Hinge and Bumble x
>>216354931it's going to be okcome here
>>216354902ah-haaaaaaa!
coma, good filum, but more of a response thriller as it says on the poster
Don't take Tylenol
Installed Binge and Humble
Bit early that
>>216354931cheer up mate :)
>>216354902enough with the dogshit early yank news you double nigger
>>216354931lol
might get on the tins and bokkles
Shit new captcha broken is it
I can't post.
Installed Cringe and Fumble
>>216354985It's because I'm still here, ladtha yank gets rattled since it thinks I'll make the a /cans/ thread
>>216354992getting on it from midday today me
what's with this 500 internal server error angie business
To think some men never felt the touch of a woman's body... How do they do it?
business idea: a website that fucking works how about that gook moot you SLAG
gov.uk is actually a good webseite, why isn't the rest of the government that competent
Bump
right nobody move I've just dropped a contact lens
>>216355018lmao you must be joking
4chan servers gotta stop playing mannequin challenge
might get into the tin o' bikkies
now back to what i was going to say before getting denied, very rude of this website *tink *tink *tink ahem impregnating sex with women of every race in every country and even in space
*jucks and jives*
Tax bill for 150 quid from my 800 quid savings interestMight start proceedings to gain independence from Britain. First, I need muskets
Need a younger gf
black cabs?
>>216355061cor now you're speaking my language
THIS IS SOOOO SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWSO SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW IT'S LIKE I'M READING A BOOK WITH NO PICTURES ONLY WORDS BORING I DON'T WANT TO READ BOOKS I DON'T WANT TO READ BOOKS I DON'T WANT TO READ BOOKS I DON'T WANT TO READ BOOKS I DON'T WANT TO READ BOOKS
Hold on, ladsWhat if I got the BIG lunch in an hour?Now there's a fucking ideaBIG lunch
*starts doing the monster mash*
It's incentives all the way down
>>216355124Kek being force fed this one myself >"think you might need this ladies"
>>216355186what constitutes a BIG lunch for you?
>>216355190>monster mashyank shite, sick of this being shoehorned into anglo culture. never listening to it, never watching the munsters, never watching gremins, never watching the goonies. not doing it, ever
>>216355220couple of portions of wingsportion or two of the wedgesWould do me to dinner the next day
Halloween is Irish diaspora anyway
>>216355173me playing rdr2
STRANGER THINGS 5 TRAILER OUT NOW CAN'T BLOODY WAIT
outer trvke>>216355259>>216355259>>216355259
whats everyone wearing to gay halloween xx
>>216355288I'm going as a gay ghost
>>216355288jock strap
>>216355288not going
>>216355271buy an ad
>Nigel Farage Slammed for Calling East London Protest a 'Foreign Invasion' — Locals Say He's 'Completely Wrong'The "locals" in question
>>216355288gay serial killer x
>>216355288gay lucy letby
>>216355312As Cockney as jellied eels
>>216355288Gay Haduse KebatuAlready got the grey tracksuit and avocado bag
>work doing a cheeky 'day out' that's going to be a pile of shite and pretending to care about one another>they mention there'll be dinner and a few free rounds in the pub at 5pmI feel like I should go to the whole thing but just want the free pints
>>216355326alri john wayne gacy
>>216355333BREAKING NEWS: Big Tech is full of charlatans
>>216355335Lucy Les/Bi
>>2163549323 likes on the Bumble get in
Point of odour Lisa stinks
Lucy Letbygones be bygones
dirty slag that rachel
Test
where can a 'lol randum' boy find a 'roflcopter' girl?
>>216355380Jewish harridan
>>216355408it was a different time
>>216355312this is why i hate winter all i see now are black the north face jackets everywhere
>weed hasn’t arrived Actually fucking seething
>>216355436is this that couple who had annual relationship reviews then she left him and became a lezza
>get the outside clothes on>it's still fucking rainingFUCK SAKE LADS I JUST WANT THE BIG LUNCH
turning page style back to tomorrowjust can't handle it
>>216355489kek imagine being such a shit bf that your partner decides to just sack off men forever
>>216355489why do people care so much about that thing. there are thousands of couples who beat the shit out of eat other and abuse each other. People just care about things that are less common even if it's harmless
>>216355511get some little indian fella to deliver it
>>216355249fuck up moronhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOamLa_6zRc
signed up for a straight orgy tonight
sometimes it's very hard to try
please help guys how can I get the fees waived
>>216355534Few reasons why I won't do that, ladI like going to the deli, the girls there are nice and friendlyI like having the bants with the German lad asking me if I'll be getting the cans so earlyMost importantly, I don't want my food to taste like literal shit so don't want an Indian touching it, you see
Now that the dust has settled, what was Leftypol's peak moment?
>>216355529This you? >>216355488
>>216355540yank shite, never watching that
>>216355571Russian Revolution
>>216355571offing that cunt trotsky
think canspaz is genuinely a worse poster than heathermong and ziedy
I need snacks but I don't have any
>>216355571Probably that 20-man blowbang he hostedLegend
>>216355582yes
my best mate has been totally mindbroken by the jews killing palestinians and wont stop bringing it uphave to pretend i care but truth is are we really going to miss or even notice a few millions browns are missing off the face of the earth
>>216355571Securing eastern europe through imperialism but denouncing imperialism, it was a total gaslighting girlboss moment
>>216355586you know 0% about british cultureor likely any culture at all
>>216355529I don't care what other couples do I just wondered if it was based on them
>>216355632right you are guv
>>216355625Little brown fella is he
IT'S A CANS FUCKING MIRACLETHE SUN HAS COME OUT, LADS!RIGHT OFF TO THE FUCKING DELI CANSLAD WILL GOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PtdpI-D6mM
>>216355661hope you get run over on the way and the car carries on straight through your house and takes your mum out too
>>216355634White Democratic Yank women have the worst opinions in the world but I can't help liking their aesthetic for some reason
what happens here?
>>216355661could you get me a packet of Tatos and 4 tins of Murphys
>>216355634https://www.instagram.com/thecenteredlifeco/she does not look sane
>>216355634
>>216355671Stop being racist against ginger kids singing you utter runt cunt>>216355695Best I can do is erm, the yellow tayto up north and 4 magners
>>216355671kek
>>216355717NOT good enough
>>216355702Looked at the thumbnails but I can't subject myself to any of this
>>216355654nah mate he's white as chalkpale ginger prick
>>216355693scottish people putting on that silly accent to seem quirky even though none of them do it when they're alone amongst themselves
Thinking about the mad king of Sealand again https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Bates_(Sealand)
>>216355754For some reason never considered that there'd be gingers in France, just doesn't feel right somehow
I'm shocked she admitted to still liking men
>>216355774it's definitely a very small minority but I've met a handful. I like ginger birds
>>216355776hate this post more than any other
Had so many nightmares as a kid over this movie
>>216355693cold and rain
>>216355803good post
>>216355776a newsworthy announcement if ever there were one
don't know who that is and don't care to find out quite frankly
>>216355776she looks petrifying
>>216355772Ultrarorke
Find it perversely enjoyable when people doubt my unfortunately truthful life stories. It has been a truly absurd journey, one I look forward to ending. I do not think the well adjusted mind can comprehend madness such as this.
>>216355821FOLC I was 19 when that came out
>>216355821Good movie will watch it again one day
Rio's World Cup Wind-Ups
>>216355845not impressed
no half 12 kick off tomorrow it's a disgrace
based luigi
>>216355717wait so you're an Ulster man?
>>216355845I was 6 lol
>>216355877leave it on reddit next time
might wank myself to death
well that's a black man's loose anus being sucked on tenderly
hello
>>216355821good movieYou ever see Kubo and the Two Strings? Same animation studio, great film.
>>216355761mira quien habla hermano, uthdeth hablan con lenguath rotath
>>216355920hello mate, where have you been?
>>216355776>comes out as bisexual Real benders must hate this, it's completely meaningless
*slams fist on table*ENOUGH TALK!
>>216355877Taking a phone photo of an LCD screen seems like a good way to add legitimacy to an AI image. Makes it seem 'more real' and obviously hides any artifacts in a way that posting the original 2000px image does not.I've no idea if this image is real or not, just making an observation.
>>216355943just been to shops haha mad i've done that innit
Heathertranny pretending to be an alcoholic Irishman again is he?Aw hell, can't blame the guy for having a little fun, can we?It is Halloween after all!
>>216355960*unsheaths claidheamhmor*
>>216355910Kinda jealous tbdesu I wish I could get my asshole tenderly sucked
>>216355975mad and mental, what did you get?
>>216355995eggs lol x
>>216355955that's called bisexual erasure and it's not okay mate
>>216355922No I’ll have a look at it though
what is Britain?
Missing Link was a good one too
none of you came through with a code thanks a lot guys
>>216356032buy the big bottles of ice tea you muppet
;D
Well that's a reverse blacking
>>216356032suck ya mum
>>216356032>paying 10 bong in fees just to get haribo and fags delivered this is why there's a "cost of living crisis"
mexico i hardly knew ye
bloody monsoon
>>216356051cockmogs me
uh oh looks like someone is having a little tantrum
>>216356032rorke spending 10% of his monthly UC on delivery fees
smoke weed evryday
>>216356067I only wanted the fags but without all the other shit I would’ve had to pay £15 in fees
i bet Brits would enjoy fried pork tenderloin sandwiches
>>216356108You've lost the plot rorke
Got a good-sized cock but I'd love an extra inch to put me properly in the top bracket
a pleb bldg
Hope you're all ready for white boy winter
>>216356102Never claimed anything in my entire life m8
wife ordered some earrings from Canada the other day and the tariffs were nearly as expensive as the fucking earrings fucking trump i hate this shit
>>216356032this is how you're spending your christmas bonus
>>216356105been doing a bit of this hope i dont go mental
>>216356113screaming at the size of the bun in comparison
>>216356141buy american you nonce
>>216356113that bun seems a little redundant
>>216356144I don’t get a Christmas bonus
>>216356032Mans single handedly keeping the boat migrant economy going
>>216356172I'll give you a christmas bonus ;)
>>216356157>>216356170they aren't normally that big, some places just do it for a laugh. normally they look something like this
In real terms, however, the value of the bonus amount has collapsed. According to the Bank of England’s inflation calculator, goods and services costing £10 in 1972 would cost £119.47 today.Notes filed in the House of Commons library show that the state pension was £6.75 a week in 1972. So the £10 payment was 148% of the state pension amount. The full new state pension is currently £230.25, meaning the £10 payment equates to just 4.3% of the weekly pension amount.
Yankbergs thinking they're in economic crisis because slightly less of their $150k call centre salary is disposable income
Im so fucking horny id shag anything rn
>>216355735Sory lad, they had none>>216355881No, lad but the fuck am I shipping shite from here to England
>>216356032This is why the boats won't stop
>>216356217'
>>216356215we're still comparatively well off to the rest of the world but shit is getting more expensive ngl
Just taken a ten minute phone call, reckon that's enough toil for the day
>>216356195>>216356231Don’t get boat people round here mostly Indian and Pakistani students
>>216356204aldi sells them frozen
fucks sake, gotta get up and go to work
nonce botnet stinky!someone needs attention x
Well that is the single most disgusting thing I have ever seen, isn't it.
One thing leads to another
it can’t go on like this can it?
>>216356304that your IQ?
>>216356304Had my first below average week last weekReady for the lads to come roaring back
>>216356316Year 8 banter
Year 8.
Time to gain a clue
:)
when was the last time you opened this thread, scrolled to the bottom, and saw an original post
>>216356352Getting into homosexuality are we?
>>216356352Brought to you by Unc Magazine
Come onnnnnnn man how long does it take to throw some fags in a bag and drive here I’m 5 minutes away ffs
>>216356352The "I get no pussy" starter pack
>>216356352incelcore
put the fags in the bag bro
>>216356352don't take these 2011 /fa/ infographics seriously
>>216356398Y?
>>216356384damn you are sort of the problem with this country
>>216356352what UK winter wear actually looks like
can't get over how much of an evil incellious runt I am
>>216356404Because this didn't look good even in 2011
rorke wearing his superdry windbreaker jacket
>the unemployed incel who’s contributed £0 to the economy says I’m the problem
>>216356411so kill yourself
>>216356406Our aesthetics are so grim
>>216356404Those outfits look like shit
sennesax is harder than bayle
Don't call me unc just because I have several nieces and nephews my life is just starting it begins at 36
>>216356426yes
>>216356427suicide is cowardly and pathetic
puffer jackets are absolutely vile and should be banned
>>216356465Cozy though
>>216356463Takes a lot of courage to snuff out your own consciousness
Under no circumstances shall I be clicking that
>>216356461I really need a pair of those bolt cutters but buying one definitely puts you on a watch list like buying a 3d printer does
>>216356461um
>Those outfits look like shitSo show a good one
>>216356442ktim I just remembered this morning I'm 32 and an actual uncle
lol rorke doesnt have children. only nephews and nieces when his brother/sisters kids grow up they will ask him, rorke did you fight in the war? you are so racist so surely you went to kill the jews, Muslims, Ukrainians, or putinbots? and you will say no... and then they will realize "wow, my uncle rorke is a loser!" all of the bad things your sibling says about you will come truer in the kids head in that instant and they will realize that you are a fucking failure - and you are - and you wont even be a cool uncle
Why don't you get yourself a nice golf jacket, just something with a waistband reallythose jackets that go beyond the waist do not look good on 3/4th of males
>>216356481It's good though, the doctors saved that mans bollocks
>>216356504Oh nooooooooooooeeeee
Governmental idea: Do things people like instead of things everyone hates
>>216356493reply to your haters directly you pussy
Fuck sake I wear a lot of plain grey clothesI must look like such a virgin
>>216356506nobody looks good in athleisure
>>216356493Rattled
My dog is just fuckin chilling to the MAX rn
>Um, Rorke mate, you ARE willing to die for neoliberalism, right? You aren't a coward, are you?
My drip
you spent ALL THOSE YEARS talking about da joos and if SHTF and in the end you were just a coward. the absolute state of pol
WATCH OUT
very relaxing day i'm having time to spice it up i'm opening the window
>>216356531Do you know what a golf jacket is you dumb monkey?
>>216356504uncle leftypol was willing to fight in the war. Even got all dressed up in his WW1 cosplay and hopped a flight to Berlin's Ukranian embassyit's unclear why he was turned away
a small boat went past my window just then
Every proper cis m*le must be willing to die for the matriarchy. His sacrifice won't be remembered because it would erase the voices of the oppressed.
>>216356550Omdz granddad
Leftypol learned nothing from Iraq
>>216356550I would look retarded in that
>>216356550NTA but they're called harrington jackets here.
You don't need a big coat for most of the weather here. A gilet and some thick red corduroys will do
>>216356569fight in that war too did you rorke? no, of course not. chicken shit coward
>>216356571yeah my bad i forgot the name. Anyway if you're not sure about what you ought to wear a harrington jacket, well fitting pants, a crewneck sweater and tennis shoes are more than enough to go everywhere
>>216356572My big coat only comes out in December and January really
coats that stop above the knee at thigh level look stupidif you're going for a long coat it should stop at knee level or calf levelotherwise stick to a short waist height coat>>216356572gilets are disgusting especially the puffer kind just vile
>>216356589I waznt even born
I dont wear my big coat because its suede and its always raining here
>banned for off topic because I made fun of ZiedbelgJanny really earning his pay this morning >>216356611Lmao
Truth is you can wear whatever you want if you're skinny, tall and attractive. This entire debate is meaningless.
Gonna fucking CRASH OUT if he doesn’t turn up soon
>>216356611You look like a spacker in a long jacket by the way. Long jacket runts are on the same level of delusion as runts who harbor quirky patters on their ties
>>216356625maybe you should stop being offtopic
>>216356611Need to cop an overcoat, need a tailored one though because off the peg always pull around my shoulders
I will be taking out my gigantic bright red canada goose jacket
>>216356293
Bari Weiss kosher sex vagina
Drinking coffee out of my Oxford University & Arms of the Colleges mug
>black north face puffer>black Nike joggers>white Nike socks>black 97s or 95sThat’s what I be rocking most days in this weather
>>216356611I've never had one of these jackets but want one Closest I had was the paddington one that i always boiled in as a kid
>coats that stop above the knee at thigh level look stupidWell said, that's why I prefer shorter jackets or sports coats made from thicker wools
I asked for tobacco at the shop and only ot 30g. I shouldve checked but I reckon the shop wants me to go back and ask to pay or a 50g one without getting this one (cant afford both) even though I rolled a cig out of the 30gs before I realized
>>216356671And how many points you get on the scoreboard blud
>>216356643True
>>216356670What about your Zimbabwe dollar mug?
>>216356635waingro is my spirit animal
>>216356635He wasn't skinny in that film thoughbeit.
>>216356635Truth nuke. You will always look like a runt no matter what you wear if you're not born with the proper physique.
>>216356677bet you look like a proper runt wearing that in your deobandi infested neighbourhood
>>216356691A homeless man wrote this post
>>216356716Didn't feel like it today
wish the blacks ITT would stop trying to ragebait or annoy ME by talking in bix nood instead of fitting in/talking normal. they only do this when BE flag is being a fucking faggot and getting banned for talking like how we dont talk here. you all seem to understand and do play alongmy neighbours were good yesterday
Apparently there's a new Pulp album? That can't be any good can it
great successthink the man was expecting a tip though
>>216356723Well I should have wrote not fat, and not a huge roidpig. Happy?
>>216356745You're a mong mate
>>216356734Okay
>>216356745Runt haul
can't drink anymore got an acid reflux problem seehave to radically alter my diet as well
bindi is somali for knife
>go to bed, 2AM, 26 energy left (feeling guilty b ecause I didnt wait until 30 or use up consumables) >wake up, 11PM, 86 energy left wtf that is such a scam
Blog on
>>216356758Can’t say how can you>>216356769Only want the fags just had to add the other stuff so I didn’t pay extra fees
>>216356751Yeah. I agree with you by the way, if one is athletic then it doesn't really matter what you wear. If people can see that you work out when you're just standing there wearing clothes, you've won.
$8 in fees is ridiculous
its time for a literally me playthrough 1 or 2 time!
>>216356807For what?
>>216356784Iktf lad - was binge eating on and off for years, then last month I started getting intense abdominal pain at night. Genuinely agonising, would rock back and forth in the dark clutching my stomach drenched in sweat. Good luck with your renewal
>>216356807$8 is like £3
>>216356807fuckign true >ill just buy a £2.50 pac of hariibos to make up for it, on "special deal">those haribos costing £4 instead of cigarettes costing £42 instead of £38
>>216356816lol what a retard
>>216356792still 0 bitches
>>216356849true. I need some bitches on my dick need some horse bitches too
/mlp/ 'log getting flooded with the mices
>>216356816Mine isn't that bad I just have to keep baking soda around and eat a teaspoon with a glass of water when it hurtsbut a month ago three nights straight i woke up with flames in my eosophagus and throat. It's getting better but I think I might have to cut coffee for good for it to disappear, think the two expressos every morning regimen on an empty stomach is what's been doing me in
>>216356842You’re a fucking retard that’s not what happened
>>216356718https://www.fb.com/NetflixIsAJoke/videos/waingro-john-mulaney-presents-everybodys-in-la-netflix-is-a-joke/407783032142177/
i get bad acid reflux but i drink anyway
>>216356863so what they will just make a thread with "mare sexo" and a lust provoking pony as the image
>>216356812Fees>>216356819I mean pounds but dont have that on my keyboard >>216356842What?
>>216356791psc
I'm of the opinion that no one who is a regular smoker is paying full price for cigs. They're all buying the tax-free ones their local brown man sells under the counter.
>>216356903>>216356903>>216356903
>>216356894>dont have that on my keyboardKWA£
>>216356791Done that cheese-smelling surrendering monkey OOH OOH AH AH
Client I'd totally forgotten about just dropped in unannounced haha
>>216356915Has he paid for anal?
>>216356900Myth
>>216356887not clicking this brownie turdlink
What does 'pscianf' mean?
