P-p-p-p-perfectly p-p-p-porcine edition
alri lads. is this the new then?
>>216363028he's all nude under that jacket
>>216363069fuckable little piggy innit lad
>>216363068obviously
Janny should nuke the false new>>216363146you're the one who posts 'saskia teague's toes' aren't you?
>>216363146
*enters /brit/*
>>216363167>you're the one who posts 'saskia teague's toes' aren't you?er...
>>216363146Friend is cuter
there's an unstable irishman on the rampage in the other thread. think this one's safer
Hi everyone Let's have an orgy
>>216363225fucking fascist
>>216363271I can't
I understand reviews are someone's opinion, but my gameplay to date has not been a balanced experience as you stated. Fulham won the league, wolves second and Arsenal, Liverpool and City scrapping it out in the middle with Chelsea relegated. I've parked it until they patch it and address what is the hundreds of bugs and sort the balance out. I hope they do sort it, but not holding out much hope. 70% odd percent review seems extremely generous with the games current state.
nth for the gyaldem
>>216363207caught you red-handed rorke
Is this guy the most pathetic online grifter of all time? >don't even bother making your own brand just copy an American>are clearly stupider and less charismatic>trad Christian persona falls apart with the leaking of your gay DMs>get kicked out your parents house and decide to film and upload the whole thing>just makes you look like a retard>turn to online begging Only time I ever see this guy he's taken some massive L
No Nut November is on the way and this year I have a challenge I want to try. I have been plapping for some time now. I would normally edge myself a couple of times, than plap to a wbch episode and ruin my orgasm. Recently I discovered something, plapping without cumming is way better. Crushing your balls when you know that you won’t get to cum in the end is so intense, it feels fucking amazing. So, in this no nut november I will be plapping my balls to interracial porn or wbch every single day without cumming for 30 days straight. No stroking at all, only plapping, always plapping and never cumming.
>>216363298Why not, lad?
>>216363306FM26 is a dumpster fire lol. At least it won't distract me from EU5 which comes out the same day.
Totally organic posting in both threads is it
>>216363351I'm too tiredalso don't want to
>>216363360there's only one thread and it's this one
gyally demmies mentioned
>>216363381thanks lad
>>216363320name please
Gonna ask a woman out on Bumble Wish me luck
>>216363441Post pics
must be the spooky theme that's set him off.
drank too much and can't beat bayle
>>216363441Good luck
>>216363478ui looks better than in early builsd but its still dogshit compared to eu4
>>216363478luv edward so much it's unreal
finally a good read
>>216363565JK Howling
>>216363306yikes>>216363423everydayyelise x
Why didn't you tell me this was the thread?Starting to get the impression you don't want me around
>>216363653
britain has fallen
>>216363755heard about this days ago
Is this not actually the thread then
>>216363755so now it's official thenthe rabbis will be pleased
>in queue to HMRC for an hour>finally get connected>explain my problem>"I don't know about any of this"My question was literally just "I accidentally declared the wrong type of capital gains, what would be the right category for disposal of shares?" (I am asking as the only option semi-related on their website is share dividends, which isn't what I was declaring)This country is fucked up man
>>216363869well thanks for letting us know x
>>216363869mate you can't expect some grunt working for hmrc to know this. it's the sort of thing you'd use an accountant for
>>216363869 hire an accountant mongo yanks have this sorted but brits still want to wade in hmrc sludge for what reasonor just wait for the angry letters from hmrc demanding cash that's that 99% do anyway
Uh, excuse me, Mr. Simpson. On the Itchy and Scratchy CD-ROM, is there a way to get out of the dungeon without using the wizard key?
>>216363413there they are then, the fabled 'saskia teague's toes'
>>216364060What the hell are you talking about?
woahhhhh hold on a second
>>216364136indeed, mi amigoone can only hope that she posts them more often
what's leftypol doing tonight?
is this the new
Is Brit pro or anti AI?
>>216365967soul
>>216367615pro ai of course just dont think it should be in the hands of jews or chinks
Canspaedo mega meltie incoming
>>216367580LOL dat be rite x
what you drinking lads? on a pinot noir myself
women need to be annihilated
It's okay my paedo lads, Canslad will just keep the /new/ thanks to the paedos posting who got rattled
if you use the last or almost last bit of toilet roll in one of your toilets do you get more after you've finished your shit or do you leave it to the next person?
>>216367572I haven't masturbated for a week. I haven't watched porn in two weeks.But this has crashed my sex drive along with my experience with an escort.>>216367595How?
skinny illiterate former luh cobalt miner a mek di hand gestures to snappydem, signalling dem a need a administer di rapidclart
>>216367705meltdown
Halloween loli’s out trick or treating ToT
>WHAT LOVELY FUCKING COSTUME ARE YOU WEARING TONIGHT edish
>>216367705Cry
Zeidy spending Halloween thinking about black men having sexSame as every other night I suppose
>>216367735>>216367737alright paedos, let's rush this one too I suppose since you're melting down like you do looking at kidsDidn't want to but here we are, lads
>>216367737
>>216367756meltdown
Dollhouse melty Halloween edition wahey
someone post the bradley walsh poo roar
>>216367761Keep the replies going, spainotry alternate the vpns too
Pang Pang's going to inherit Timmy's millions
luh ziedtimmy and heatherpeads buying a ladder to climb up to watch the cronem showers like a laurel and hardy sketch
>>216367778Grown man crying cause he can't get to make the new thread lol
>>216367803Faster. Go as fast as you do when you're wanking to your mum's pics, spaino
>everyone i don't like is a paedo>everyone i don't like is spainovery irish to be this melodramatic and deluded over fuck-all
>>216367797>laurel and hardymongel and tardy more like
Prince Andrew's 15 million pounds are inside this paki's bank account lmao
>>216367812I'm really not - I'm waisting time for a few reasonsFirstly, you're paedosSecondly, see aboveThirdly I'm wanking so need material>>216367835they're just generic fucking insults, ladcalm your ballsack
>>216363341no idea who this is
>>216367847Don't melt down lad
>undiagnosed adhd screwed me over yet again
>>216367859Faster if you can and it's like iced cream
>>216367836he groomed virginia immediately after jeffrey but because they got married it's ok
drenching rorke in worcestershire sauce and setting him on fire
Mental how shit my facial hair is, and how I somehow look worse clean shaven
>>216367733I don't know everything about your attitude toward women but the fact you went to an escort to in some desperate misguided attempt to lose your virginity and ended up being emotionally devastated and unable to perform makes me think you've got an unhealthy and dehumanizing perspective on the fairer sex rather than a healthy and mutually respectful attitude In other words you're an incel freak and it's poisoned every facet of your mind
>>216367890truth nuclear bomb
Great job, paedos and spainosKeep up the discussioncareful with the spam, tho. Don't want jananrds lowering the count
why is cansmong having a tantrum?
>>216367908Mindbroken by Spainlord.
>>216367796LOL
thats me ready for Halloween
>>216367925Because nobody is using his threads.
hope no kids are knocking on you lads' doors you'll probably invite them in for a noncing
>>216367908seething
perfect -2 guiding illiterate cronem on setting his new orange iphone 17 pro max up, paid for by timmy's taxes x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwC8Y8cdS2E
>>216367925He was reminded several hours ago about the expensive Mac he never bought
>>216367908canslad why are the paedos so upset with you?what on earth have you done to them lad
Was Halloween created in England?
mfs be defending the white race by arguing with anime profile pictures online. SAD BUT TRUE
>>216367992it’s yank garbage>but muh irish samhaindon’t care
mcdonalds fucked up gary eats order again
>Why aren't you dead from suicde, spaino? You've literally spent more money on vpns and passes than I've had wanks about you dying
>>216367947'canslad' has a sign in front of his house informing people he's on the sex offender's register so they need to stay away
because the title didn't embed
My problem? Completely emotionally conservative around men. Utterly incapable of feeling anything for a man except finding their company entertaining. Went to gladiator school, you see. Means that despite respecting and understanding women, my emotional starvation dooms me every time.
>>216368009need a bri'sh gf lads
>>216367992probably, same as everything else
*strolls into /brit/*hello ladsI am on the fucking beers tonightwhat are you lads drinking
cansmong mega melty lmao
mousey's suck a fuckin hoei love it
The violin Corr was secretly the fittest one
looking after my alcoholic mate, love himx
>>216368060The real Canslad is finally here
Laying on my back in bed fully naked, nose hair trimmer in one hand working my nostrils, alternating between phone and vape in the other
mental how peng ejaculation feels
>>216368010Why don't you like it? It's fun to have a party dressed like spooky monsters and do the thing with the candy when you are little. I don't see any problem with it. You can still celebrate your christian festivity too and go to the cemetery to visit your ancestors.
>>216368060i for one welcome our new canslad. the old one has gone a bit rubbish
>>216367992Yes, Halloween was created in England by St. George Cheddar from Jamaica while he building the roads.
audio from gay porn featuring black fellas is going viral on tiktok
hahaha timmy eating pooja's mystery stew rn
>>216368010>garbageironic
black people invented halloween
how are british so ugly
>>216368124it’s fine i just american cultural influence in europe
me and 'berg waiting for trick or treaters
trick or ruddy treat
>>216368155that’s me done
>>216368154What are you doing?
>>216368183um?!
friday night, halloween.. can't wait to go out and fuck some adult human female pussy as i normally do except even easier than usual tonight haha
>>216368208The insane thing is that a crack dealer provides more of a service than a landlord does
>>216368201smoking loud
should I take my alcoholic mates vodka when I leave?
>>216368253Not out shagging?
>>216368253No you're not lmfao
>>216368239This guy has sex with apes
>>216368250yea?
>finish work>get home>play simulators about other jobs
>>216368167Who cares, it's a fun day, just have fun, it's like a carnival but only for 1 day and dressed like spooky things.
>>>/hm/2686346
>>216368286Yes. Outlaw both though
Who is responsible for ruining London's skyline with horrible skyscrapers.
>>216368300simple minded
do 'they' dress up for halloween?
haha timmy playing on his luh switch because katy didnt want to go out on friday night, she's soooo busy x
>>216368183CORRRRRRRR BADDIEDEM
>>216368311mad how if she'd said something nice about tranners this exact same picture would be being spammed but to point out how walled and ugly she isthankfully she did the right thing
>>216368345You're not going out either lol you and 'Timmy' are in the same boat
>>216368330So you don't like to get fun?
>>216368311
>>216368318*throws a knife at a board with different circles on it*the jews
>>216368361i got katy on speeddial
Halloween gets a bit grim once all the 16-17 year olds start skulking about
>>216368396No you don'tYou'll be posting all night and you know it
>>216368306wow I'm less gay than I realised the gay porn is not for me
>>216368404they finally turfed this malingering cunt out of the hospital bed then?
>>216368396Prove it, show some texts with identifiable information blacked out. You won't Timmy
>>216368417i do have her on speeddiali will stay home tonighti will post on here tonighti am smoking loud pack
>>216368407depends what they're wearing tbf
>>216368404honestly great shot
>>216368370Why do they always do this.....
>>216368419is this art?
Nostrils are literally bald, takes a good twenty minutes of gently working all the sides (don't want a cut) but it's done. Feels amazing breathing the cool night air
>>216368443You're not though Youve never smoked weed in your life
>>216368449um well the ones that just knocked on my door were a bit poorly dressed for the weather is all I'll sayquite grim
>>216368443Funny how whenever you're asked about not going out you're always 'too tired from toil' or offer up other copes
>>216368431well did they turf you out of nasty little boy school?
>>216368407yeah in their all black clothing and balaclavas on oh wait that's everyday in england now
>>216368463freakish thing to do
>>216368458shondo's butt is a piece of art, yes
>>216368443Do this bro >>216368436emasculate us Timmies once and for all - prove youre the big dick crodie you claim to be
>>216368367bet you eat at burger king
>>216368436i have her on snap>>216368467dis timmy smokin mids LOL
glod
>>216368484There's 30 black people in my entire town lol and most of them are ancient
>>216368495>buttFOY
>>216368431
>>216368504>i have her on snapProve it, you wont
>>216368504I bet you couldn't roll a joint to save your pathetic life lmfao
>>216368491But the itching mate. When I don't cut them the hairs curl out of my nostrils, and I'm constantly scratching
>>216368504Ok show snapchat contact list, you can block out names just show avatars - dont need to see texts then. Show us youve got some Katys added crodie
>>216368519i'm not calling it arse
wanking my arse until it falls off
*does a little dance*waheybeer number four you know the score
>>216368431looks like he's still institutionalised
lil paki fella with a pizza inbound
once went to a halloween party and a girl grinded on me but i didn't get a boner and then later a different girl got her tits out, but they were very small tits
>>216368502I like how their meat smells to smoke, it's like from a barbecue.
>>216368534not meant to get rid of all of them, just trim them
>>216368601Then what happened?
>>216368601fascinating
>>216368601did she have a...?
>>216368601>they were very small titsdirty nonce
getting stripped of my titles for something i didn't do
>>216367890>unhealthy and dehumanizing perspective on the fairer sex rather than a healthy and mutually respectful attitudeI don't think that's true.I don't hate women, I just don't know how to flirt. I was very polite towards the escort I saw and she complimented me on my behaviour.I never wanted to see an escort but I just threw in the towel at 29.
>>216368533
>>216368627just went home i think
>>216368633mentalist
Where'd all the personalities go?
scream
>>216368599nice one mate. what's a few british people stabbed to death as long as you can get your pizza without getting off your arse
She’s trudging through the muddy fields and 1) crying over October ending because it’s Anne Shirley’s favourite month and 2) wanting to be a red kite because they can fly or sthg (notably, this is the same bird she informed us in an earlier ”didjooknow” used to be significant for waste management because they ate scraps and de4d animals, so make of that what you will). I recognise the slightly manic euphoria from my own youth (I went through three weeks during an autumn in university where everything was so beautiful I couldn’t sleep) but Roobs my gal, not everything needs to be shared on social media and trust me, you will cringe afterwards. Just write a poem or twenty in your diary and keep it to yourself.edit: it’s not really even the fact of her sharing her thoughts on tt and insta stories that I object to, it’s the overblown theatricality with which they’re presented. It’s embarrassing.
>>216368668oh my dayz
ziedy desperately photoshopping a snapchat image
>>216368676why don't you develop one to make up for it
>>216368668Screaming if this is real
>>216368668wtf is that
bypassing the washer lid switch like i'm defusing a bomb in a 90s movie
>>216368702Literally. That Timmy panicking
>>216368599complained about a 'roo order that was perfectly fine because the driver spoke bad english and got a partial refund, going to turn that into some thai scran tonight i think
Corrrrr lads I'm in heaven
>>216368601if i remember correctly the last time i went out for halloween i was obliterated from drink and hash oil and i kissed a fat girl at the club>>216368707>>216368720poleaboo's spliff
>>216368743why do you come here when you have a life
>>216368657You see sex as something you have to do for yourself rather than an intimate bonding experience between you and someone you love Take some time to really reflect on your feelings toward women and maybe you'll figure out how to approach them in a way that will foster a proper relationship with them rather than a sexual transaction
>>216368668thats the best u cud do?
>>216368752Well done
>>216368695>I recognise the slightly manic euphoria from my own youth (I went through three weeks during an autumn in university where everything was so beautiful I couldn’t sleep)really what tattlelife boils down to isn't itthe bitter resentment of aging women
rorke dressing up as his favourite high court enforcement agent from cant pay we'll take it away
>>216368743out with your gay friend i see
>>216368743Do you like peanuts while drinking beer?
>>216368734He has been asked for proof of anything (him being black, him being a shagger, etc) for ages and has offered nothing. He doesn't even have the balls to post a fake image in fear of him being exposed and his 'reputation' being exposed. It's so sad how he treats this place, but you must understand it his quite literally his life.
i smoke cigars because i’m classy like andrew tate
>>216368771Wheres the Snapchat contact list bud I'm waiting for proof of your black supremacy
>>216368752Lmfao what a freak >>216368771You don't even have papers
>>216368796He was pretending earlier today that he didn't post at all in the last two days despite that being easily disprovenWhy does he want to destroy the only thing he has in his entire life?I guess it's because he really truly hates himself and this is all a form of self destruction
>>216368792yeah... "friend"
>>216368788I post those and even I don't read them you sad cunt
looking at the tarts on chaturbate in fancy dress
>>216368864scream
>>216368864
>Modern internet video>Every sentence>Almost every clause>Is a new take>Their hand goes from and to the camera/device to cut for the start and end of every takeGenuinely fucking drives me round the bend it does.
god im miserable
Trick or treaters should not be walking about with their arses out. Actually what the fuck has happened since I was young? You're like fucking 12, your da needs a fucking beating for letting you out looking like that. Easily 10-15% of these teenagers. Some of them are even visibly drunk.
>>216368864oh deary me i've been done
>>216368805imagine thinking a contact list is something worth bragging about LOLyoure used to nothing, timmy
>>216368855It's his life. He wakes up every day and posts 'his sponsors' (that's a matter of fact; every single day he posts those images)He's not intelligent nor cogent enough to keep this going as a believable gimmick.
>>216368910You can't post proof because you're a poser lol
grand total of 0 (zero) nnew horror movies at cineworld this weekend
>>216368804get your arse out
That's it lads. Keep ordering the slop in so you can keep the little brown man in a job.
>>216368910Seriously why do you keep pretending? How has it not gotten boring after all these years?
Is it normal to feel hollow and lifeless after seeing an escort?I genuinely haven't felt this awful in years. I feel like a failure for not being able to get hard. My libido has completely evaporated.Genuinely feel like putting a bullet in my head.If any other virgins are reading this thinking about doing seeing an escort, please don't end up like me.
>>216368910*Clicks fingers* waiting for proof baby dick Timmy, show us those Katys and what you get up to - youre an embarrassment to the human condition, a defect of evolution
DEMONOMANIA DEMONOMANIA DEMONOMANIA
My current plans to overhaul my life.1. Continuing abstaining from porn. This is the big one I think. I've watched it regularly since about 2009 so this is particularly important.2. Abstain as much as possible from masturbating and use a much looser grip to restore sensitivity.3. Continuing using Bumble, try to go on a date for the first time ever.4. Take as many possible supplements to boost my libido. I'm open to suggestions on this. I've got to somehow get aroused in normal day to day life again.5. Try seeing the same escort again given I opened up to her.This may sound pathetic but I feel like something has lit a fire in my head. I have to try this or I think I'll likely end up hanging myself.
>>216368956how does one launch a sex attack?
>>216368962i've been to two escorts and couldn't get hard to shag them so i think that's even worse they were attractive too but the wilberto simply did not want to function
>>216368921I know but the way we see him apparently matters greatly to him despite the consensus being he's a weird creepy boring loser and literally nobody believing his larp
>>216368962Just kill yourself, might start reporting your posts desu it's spam at this point
ziedtimmy getting patterned by the mandem itt him fi clarted
going as the 4chan spray paint bald alien thing from heathergod's image for halloween
>>216368864fucking cracker of a post
escortmong is exgirlfriendof4years mong
>>216368990I honestly have no idea how his brain works. You're right in what you say. I don't know if, in a weird way, he enjoys the reviled reputation he has. I have no idea.
>>216368956it won't stop because you refuse to get deliveroo mate
>>216369025time to stop posting
>>216368976What's it like being someone who likes porn but wants to stop but can't. What are the things which make you watch porn and enjoy it and what are the things which makes you want to stop watching it
>>216368770Well of course I want to have an intimate bonding experience with a woman.But like I said I reached 29 never having had a kiss, date, gf, fucking anything. I am trying to turn things around but how many men are still virgins at my age and manage that?
>>216368988should've got them to stick a finger up your arse
>>216369030you mean 190?
>>216369049
oh rorkeee
>>216369065Lets not use this.
>>216369065kys
outrageously early
>>216368962just book a ticket and go to Pattaya, Walking Street Soi 6
Make a proper new at the correct time. Dont give in to cansmong's desperate need for attention.
>>216368976I have suggestions but am too lazy to write them out
>>216369054I actually have gone off porn completely. I watched it out of habit I think. I would generally watch it once per day from about 2009 to literally last month.I was (am) a virgin so it was my only view of sex.I want to stop watching it because it's damaging. I think my problem is my mind/body is so used to masturbating that coupled with nerves made me unable to get hard.
chicken madras bubbling away nicely on the stove lads
>>216369135Just end it youre ruined you'll never recover
>>216369135>reddit space
new>>216369174>>216369174>>216369174
>>216369135How did it damage you?
dinners eaten so much meat in my teeth prince andrew might invite me over to his new gaff
>>216369154I SEE YOU BABYCHICKEN MADRAS
>>216369047those services attract these vermin and make life easier for them here. you're a net contributor to the problem.
>>216369229the fact that we aren't a third world shithole attracts them. being here in literally any capacity is a better life than any you would find in fucking syriathey won't stop coming until a government willing to turn their boats around is elected
>>216369033lol love this little retard
