MUM HE POSTED ABOUT THE CANS AGAIN edish
>>216365447Evening mate how's the 30 grand Mac Pro?
has canslad ever shove one up his arse?
>>216365447When's the last time you saw your friends?
at the supermarket there's two bames scheduling the crossing out the front of the storethey're not usually there outside of the few days prior to christmas usuallywhy are we import people to do non-jobsurban scarecrowing and the like
>>216365499Bit like your mum's fanny, overpriced, doesn't get the use it used to and smells like dead rats
nobody else works boxing day so why should the men that kick the ball? not to mention the production teams and all those that have to cover the kicking of the ball by the mengood decision is what i say
órfhlaith begley mp(sinn fein, west tyrone)
incels really believe all their problems come down to their inability to put their willard in a wet hole
>>216365526wonder has she ever sampled some of dublins finest nigeran bbc
>>216365520Rattled ahahaha
Bro thought he cooked with that one
>>216365484Lithuania
lauren alexis
It was an honest answer, ladsSorry if you got offended
>>216365545no mate she only shags english men
theres a dancing skeleton playing a guitar on my computeris this a virus how do i get it off
>>216365520Ts is NOT tuff!!
Five Night at Feddy
>>216365572r lozza
>>216365592this nigga got spooked
>>216365520Why are you insulting my mum's fanny? I only asked how the computer you kept saying you were going to buy is, I'm confused why that caused offence?
it cans filly
>>216365592Do NOT try and remove himI'm not kidding
my dog is legit so retarded his eyes sometimes go different waysLove him tho
>>216365615uuufff
Never enjoyed parties, even those thrown in my name - admittedly a tiny minority. Came to terms with the fact I am a sullen, boring bastard years ago.
>>216365626Wasn't an insult, ladJust a factual statementLike how I'm going to be on the BIG cans or how we're all racist against the bokkles
>>216365622the online safety act has NOT helped mekeir starmer MUST act
Get the incels wanked
Wanked to this bint three times last night
>>216365642Why do you pretend to drink alcohol?
Online safety act has passed me by unnoticed - use xfree you see, if you refresh your cookies after selecting a video, and paste the URL into a fresh session it doesn't ask for your age.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=So1qiyLaypkThe tune, if you will
https://fapello.com/feed/1801764/
>>216365642That's a bit weird then, why would your new computer smell of dead rats already? Is your house dirty?
wank this, wank that, what on earth is going on
>>216365615corrr would LOVE to stick my face right in her arse crack
Don't have a single clean t-shirt that fits
>>216365690Ah no, Iad.I just like shoving them up my arse, you see.
>>216365696Alright Tucker
>>216365690Don't mind him - he's a Marxist, and goes on sex tourism trips to Southeast Asia. He was in here crying about how hard lifes been since he got back to Ireland - also hates his poor mother, probably for birthing him
fucking brother has dressed up as ali g little dickhead has never even watched it just seen it on tiktok
>>216365680dont know what everyone is going on about, all my porno sites or wanking discords have been completely fine
>>216365680i already used brave browser private windownow i just use private window with tor
>>216365706Why do you do that?
Labour MP for Halifax Kate Dearden
>>216365719*mogs you*
>>216365352
>>216365718Don't forget the Latvian is actually my 24/7 carer and I make her ride me apparently since I'm in a wheelchairAnd I like to dress up as Judge John Dredd, of course>>216365734Bit kooky like your mum
>>216365718didnt ask you heatherpaedo
Oh that's a fourth thread now is it
>>216365741!!a woman!
>>216365719Big Keith is smiling down on him
the first time i had sex i didnt know how to find her shag hole so i spent ages rubbing my cock on her pussy and now even 10 years later i enjoy that act almost as much as shagging
>>216365778in americafanny doesnt mean your fannyit means your arse
What language should I learn
>>216365657thought everyone was wanking to those sydney pics
Minister for Titmogging Alex Davies-Jones (Lab, Pontypridd)
>>216365810English
>>216365810give C# a go
i didn't want to link this but i feel i must >>>/g/107064987
>>216365821well they're alright i guess...if you can't find any biggerbut if you can, why settle?
>>216365799not your minge
>>216365772He's going to be talking about it for months
>the first time i had sex i didnt know how to find her shag hole
Right if we're pretending politicians are fit again I might just go and look at some porn
borat was masterful yank/jew propaganda when you think about it
>>216365833good picture I like itWhite Land and Blue WaterGreat stuff
>>216365842felt a twinge watching that
>>216365842Afraid to follow this link desu
>>216365889wuss
Sorcha 'Scorcha' Eastwood, Alliance Party, Lagan Valley
>>216365929butters af
https://find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/officers/aZsgO61HoJEPci5v_Telj7Tm8zc/appointments
>>216365863Gay if you wouldn’t
>>216365942Shut the fuck up dtfib lmao
I'm Incelman and my superpower is the ability to live for decades without shagging
we should enslave women
Fat bitches are not fun to fuck
need a smelly gf
>>216365982John Cena disagrees
>>216365982Thicc isn’t fat
lol fuck off theres a captain james hook in the army in the news
i hate looking for jobs. honestly makes me feel suicidal
Minister for Enslavement Natalie Fleet (Lab, Bolsover)
Might go for a walk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_02lGxggCc
>>216365949incredibly fit
wish i was a centimillionaire
>>216366032Now there's a woman that's certainly punched a man in the face at least a few times in her life
>>216366017I simply don’t do it.26 years old never had a job.
>>216365929her picture on the leaflet is clearly about 10 years old
>>216366000Thought he was gay >>216366004Agreed but Priti Patel is just fat
>>216366032>Minister for EnslavementEr what
rorke in stamford hill
>>216366032what whoM are we enslaving
mousey doesnt need a costume to go out trick or treating because he's already an evil ghoul
>>216366061You have low t and a small penis
>>216366032the temu tulsi gabbard
Day 13 without watching porn.Day 7 without masturbating.Day 3 after seeing an escort.I don't feel physically ill any more but I don't feel like I can get an erection. I tried visualising a sexual situation and my penis just won't get hard.
>>216366061No he bragged on Howard Stern about shagging 300 lbs women and having a grand old time
can hear eggs being thrown on my street
go away costumed midgets
Fat lasses are actually the best shags thougheverbeit
>>216366071my bollocks
>>216366080Wrong on both accounts >>216366113He is an interesting fellow isn't he
>>216366124the chubs a woman is meant to naturally have or actual obese women
>>216366064Lol this is in Budapest - that is *literally* going to be me when I move there.
>>216366032butters>>216366083fit
>>216366142Right on both accounts
wtf lads i got banned on Hinge in about 7 hours. I only sent two messages and they were both nice.At this point im a societycel cos they dont want me shagging
So long gay Bowser
Rorke getting poo thrown at him by the niggers from their enclosure
>>216366207Bet they were realy incelly messages
if you made a potentially racist comment in toil how long have hr got to hook you for it? been over a week now so think i might be in the clear
>>216366225the first one was about Letterboxd (which she asked me to ask about) and the second noe was about going to the gym
>>216366240Don't have an HRToilberg is racist but not racist enough
>>216366240Depends, ladIs HR good at their jobs or a bunch of trannies
>>216366207they've ben banning a lot lately nobody knows why
>>216366240Can't imagine having to worry about this. My colleagues joke that I am a major racist all the time, but they aren't really joking.
is it good to be known at work as the racist one even as a joke
>>216366058I hate my job but joblessness is probably even worse unless you have family money.
You lot feeding the neighbourhood runts then?
>>216366207Hinge for some reason is only showing me 3 standoutsI'm not worthy of the usual 10 or whatever it is
>>216366286*salutes*major racist, sir
>>216366313Please get me a job
known as they gay one in work even though i'm not bent (just a perma virgin)
>>216366207they were probably such cringey incel messages they decided to ban you because its better for everyone if you just remain alone and isolated from society
dj major racist indahouse
So is he Vsauce or are we Vsauce
right thats me and mousey off to the cathouse
lieutenant bigot
woah racism, how cool is that
>wtf lads i got banned on Hinge in about 7 hours. I only sent two messages and they were both nice.>At this point im a societycel cos they dont want me shagging
>>216366032she got preggars at age 15
I'm gay and racist
>>216366383sc
cant believe Bruce Forsyth wasnt a nonce
>>216366353that's what im saying lad. Society has chosen that i must remain alone
Oh my days he's still trying to force it
wanking to stardew valley again
wish i could hold a penguin like the guy on tvnever touched one me
>>216366341I work for asda and cant find myself a better job, let alone find one for someone else. The job market is fucked. It's all wipe disabled peoples arses for 12 hours a week on minimum wage 2 years of experience required.
Got 38 years experience wiping disabled people's asses
>>216366286what job do you have also what's your mothers maiden name?
I have mixed feelings about the escort I saw.She was very pretty, the type of woman I like physically ( white but with dark features like a Moldovan or Romanian which she wasn't), gorgeous deep eyes, really warm lips, beautiful curves, she said I have beautiful eyes.But despite her friendly personality, there were some things she said that put me off a bit. Is this why I'm in such turmoil? That she wasn't what I thought she would be?I'm deeply torn.
>>216366456leave it on adultwork reviews next time mate
>>216366456*boots you out the window*
>>216366407seems shagging younger foreigns kept him on the straight and narrow
>>216366456What did you think she was going to be?
dishwasher still on the bloody blink. after investigating and consulting with chatgpt, I think its a busted EMI filter so im going to open up the dishwasher and check things out
>>216366397hello NAFO member
>>216366456>gorgeous deep eyes, really warm lips, beautiful curves, she said I have beautiful eyes.she's a whore don't get worked up over them shag them that's their job otherwise go see a therapist like the loony yanks all do
should really get round to killing myself one of these days
>>216366456what did she say that put you off?
on some level i find footfags more repulsive than nonces
>>216366511dangerous and downright stupid
on some level he says
To the tune of Yanke Doodle:D-T-F-I-C mel-teeHe's crying seething and shittin'He thinks he's the thread prefectAnd he's des-perate to fit in!
Fuck Brazil and fuck Brazilians
anyways since the dating apps dont want me, is anyone in the North West area looking to suck some cock tonight? female preferred
pushing 30 shelf stacker wonders why he can't get a good job lol
Bro is writing songs about me
>>216366487When my dishwashers on the fritz I just bend her over the counter and give her a good shagging
as always, lets give it a go
>>216366589ask your mum
>>216366589Hey i'm in the North West. Not a woman or a cocksucker though.
>>21636659333 and delivery driver but yeah.
lad i played football with at uni is a pretty high flying lawyer mad i have pictures of him in full blackface dressing as didier drogba at a halloween party, reckon they could do some damage
mad how fit they are
might get some chicken tenders catapulted into the mini convection oven
who are some fake femboys? l know Indigo White is one
>>216366589i'm in the north west area but i'm neither a woman nor looking to suck some cock tonight (or any other time for that matter). hope this helps x
Hmmm, I could have sworn khan said there weren't any grooming gangs in London... Must have been my imagination
>>216366584hey ;)
>>216366665why sounds like he was a big drogba fan
probably gonna eat a whole pack of digestives Just checked its 1700 calories
>>216366610she's not in the North West
>>216366686you mean an air friar?
>>216366584what about Ronaldinho?
>>216366735good man
>>216366735done that a lot with the chocolate ones sold in packs of two
>>216366735prove it
I fucking love pints
>>216366720what a silly billy he is!
I fucking love penis
he was right, some girls mothers are bigger than others
doing a poo peng moo deng gay porn sir keir starmer dance in my smelly incel lair to "chiyo chiyo chiyo chiyono o"
>>216366771Prove what part
Brum and Mr Bean, how time flies
I'm scared
>>216366825pscianf
>>216366830don't be scared :-)
>>216366484Well her accent was completely different to what I had imagined for one. >>216366518She said some things about how people shouldn't go to escorts for love which made my stomach churn.She also mentioned other men at one point which made my head spin. I get she's an escort but that made my eyes pop.Then towards the end, I confessed I was a virgin. She seemed surprised and said I was the first virgin she'd seen which made my ears burn. She asked my why I was a virgin. But we didn't talk about it much, maybe because we were running out of time. I perhaps should have said earlier. We did some more kissing after that which felt nice, felt more passionate somehow. But I had a nagging feeling in my head.If I go back, I think we'd have to start with a talk first. I need to give it a few days since I'm a storm of emotion and I'm brooding constantly.
who knows a film watching site i want to watch a spooky moobie now
I love penis pints
Might call it an early night, ladsNo cans for Canslad
>>216366829senor beangracioso
>>216366862YouTube.com
>>216366828all of it
>>216366862netflix
>>216366897i aint clicking that shit nigga
>>216366873https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1759931578893400.webm
>>216366862pluto
feeling cozy
>>216366850Fucks sake your life sounds grim I don't think you should be seeing escorts to lose your virginity if it makes you feel like that
SERIOUS POSTS ONLY TO MY QUESTION GENTLEMEN GOSH
i've going to be on the sunday paper's front page for a xxx romp with a pop star
Wank. Willy. Fart. Arse.
>>216366862sflix dot two
cant wait to sing the homphobic version of Fairytale of New York
This click the letters under a circle captcha IS SO FUCKING ANNOYING FUCK OFF
It's simple, we kill the batman
>>216366968fankz babes x mwah>>216366995laughed at this
>>216366995christmas died when the woke version became the norm
>>216366920
just made an ummy with my winky :3
baby its cold outside (rape edition)
fuck wogs, faggots and the capitalists responsible for their proliferation
wonder if my shithole town council will bother slinging up some christmas lights and a tree this year they've not bothered the last two years things never used to be this grim
>>216366995https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riN4M_x0pj4
>>216367002clanker hands generated this post
>>216367063:(
>>216366942What else can I do?
>>216367061i really dont think the council want to inflame community tensions
>>216367084um
prepping the bull
Can't post that toby
https://x.com/I_amMukhtar/status/1984240165154701394Rorkeypops confronted by his parents about his views
cartoon horse vagina
no l will not watch Halran Coben's new series l dont care that theres been another murder
>>216367089Meet women normally?
>>216367130wasn't worth posting the first five times
thinking about my ear piereced and some tatsmight give me an edge
gf has her willy out
>>216367152left or right ear
>>216366862fmhy.net - directory of streaming sites thats constantly updated, bookmark it
bus 25 on its way
>>216366720
>>216367142exberg made me watch one but the acting was awful. it was corrie tier actors with a high production filter
>>216367191right x
it's overthere's no more gay black man so disney have lost all interest
>>216367130Blairite boomer parents fine with their son being groomed and posting naked pictures of himself online but god forbid he be racist
>>216367209
>>216367145I'm a virgin at 29. I am trying to set up some dates via Bumble but I'm not hopeful
it seems the trick and trickers have started and odd time for half term really
How come whites aren't considered minorities? We are the least in the world.
>>216367130Fucking screaming, his da walks up the stairs like a dark souls boss
>>216367224thats the budget cut even more then. They might as well do a reality show invite members of the public to audition to be the new doctot
>>216367130oh my God why did he post this??? also is it true that he's had gay dms leaked? looks like he lives in a nice area too>>216367204fuck super good, found a decent website called cineby.gd, the one the canuck gave me stopped the film 12 seconds in asking for me to make an account
cronem showeringlather looking thickwagging, sending snaps3 pm nun but waggydem visiblenun dey gon do
>>216367258>£10holy shit
Why is heathertranny obsessed with this literal who?
>>216367130state
>>216367288just download a torrent you stupid nigger
>>216367300I'm not heatherpaedo, you're getting worse at identifying him
>>216367258could get a beef with green pepper and black bean sauce with fried rice from my local chippy for like 8 quid
>>216367130>Mukhtargross
>>216367258£10 for a ready meal is insane
get the halloween porn on
>>216367316Yeah?
already steaming fmnl
Sung in the style of 'Greedy' chorus by Tate Mcrae:I luv my white gurlShe young and so fitHer pussy is a swirlI love to hit itPaint bled out on the curbI Snapped Farouk itIt's anuva hymen sorted, yeah, anuva hymen sorted, yeah
Rorke and the Gay Porn Niggas
>>216367335Yep
>>216367313don't need to, already got the film up!
how do you join the occult then?reckon i might align myself with the devil and thatbet you can even get private healthcare with them
>>216367224Might have been fine if RTD wasn't given complete creative control even when using the show as his personal dollhouse to play out fantasies that he and he alone would enjoy
>>216367350Sure lol
>>216367344sup crodie
>>216367293u gud crodie
>>216367377I get that I'm not puting a good case forward when heatherpaedo is in this thread lol but i'm not him nigga
>>216367344took those comments about being uncreative and incapable of humour to heart didn't you heathertims xx
heatherpaedo cracks me up. the idea of someone like him existing is hilarious
>>216367387we gud crodienuff snappy tings at the migrants hotel wearin sheer tights and chests bursting outta tube tops
>>216367404mi gud crodiegherkin lookin real busy rnnew bus 25 arrive every 30 minsfresh clappers x
Emotional energy went into the negatives half a decade ago. Owe a debt to myself that can never be repaid, nothing short of being reborn to a loving attentive mother would provide me relief at this point. Can see the path I'm on and where it leads.
>>216367418True Anyway why are you obsessed with that literal who?
>>216367427/brit/ is his raison d'être
>>216367460I'm not I just seen it on xitter, apparently has already been posted here
Does anyone have any recommendations for aphrodisiacs?I need to somehow boost my libido, I fucking need to give up porn and have sex.Something like Ashwagandha any good?
>>216367475yeah i like raisins me
>>216367450damn, nelson conductor werkin overtime ferrying dem nervous fresh tings to di gherkin. he pulled a katy into his cab and she givin him wild dome, she seems to be doin gud for her first time
>>216367503how about your raise the quality of your posts then
Got Top of the Pops on
>>216367490Right
putting something in my bum later
seeing some extremely low quality posts, perhaps even spamming/flooding
>>216367517You ever think about how shite your life is
>>216367499Couple lines of cocaine and half a cialis
>>216367499more like afrodicksiaks, right crodies?
>>216367517shi so gud got him tinking of dem hyde park days wit katherine
>>216367499>boost my libido>give up pornyeh mate an aphrodisiac will help that you will surely not wank for 15 straight hours
>>216367567
>>216367530Glad you found my explanation sufficient x
>>216367499Your libido isn't the problem It's your attitude toward sex and women
>>216367565shiiii nigga hima lay hard cocky pon katherines hymen luh timtam none da wiser
Canspaedo just sitting in silence watching the thread go by not posting at anything until it's time to spam another early new What a life
>>216363028>>216363028>>216363028
>>216363028>>216363028>>216363028all in here
Once again, I have rattled the actual paedos
Last :D
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