LOOKING FORWARD TO THE LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish
Fucking Hell, lads
Gentle reminder for lads just logging on, if you would like to upgrade to glowing greentext for Halloween: >>216354726
>mfw
Alright fine
>>216360602wouldn't like to drink that can, probably stinks of her fishy pussy
>>216363056Wow it even works on mobile Can you make it look like dripping blood?
>>216363056did this and mustard gas came out of my cpu. must've typed it wrong
>>216363080Mental how badly he mindraped you lmfao
you can tell emma watson been doing lots of squats
>>216363129But enough about you being a trannyAnd neck yourself, spaino
just summoned cthulhu
CANS LAD LOVES HIS FUCKING CANS
>>216363144Why are you so upset when you've got your fancy Mac and expensive headphones and lovely cans?Is something missing?
>>216363184Why aren't you dead from suicde, spaino? You've literally spent more money on vpns and passes than I've had wanks about you dying
I said>>216362709 #could have held his own a little betterif he were a manlier man his son wouldn't have been such a fuckup
Great my brother is going to some Halloween party where I assume everyone will be having sex.I as the friendless incel have already been told I’m dropping him off and picking him up because everyone knows I wouldn’t have any plans anyway.
>I've had wanks about you dyingWhat an odd thing to say
deal or no deal really is the most braindead show ever created
Anne Frank sex arse lost in the attic ffs
>>216363261Why haven't you suicided yourself for the keks
And the totally organic posting about someone nobody's ever heard of enters its third thread
>>216363282Why would I?What's got you so bothered?Everything alright at home?
>>216363249Just go in, have the cans, shove some one up a drunk bird's arse and say 'it's an Irish trick, a lad on the internet taught me it'They'll love it, lad>>216363311For the keks, spaino
>>216363305Anne Frank?
>>216363274It's a fix. There's midgets inside the big long table the boxes sit on and they run along it during the show and swap out the amounts in the boxes via a false bottom.Naturally there is also a separate midget under the plinth at which the player sits during the game, to swap out the amount in their box as required as the game progresses. The midgets have oxygen tanks and a series of pipes to pee and poo in during filming.
Why does he keep calling me "Spaino"?Is this guy having an episode or something?
Rorke's Dad has had enough
>>216363339lol I wouldn’t be allowed just have to wait outside in the car like the freak that I am
thinking about unposter's soft smooth arse just waiting to be shagged
>>216363371spaino, not Spaino. Understand the difference then kill yourself, please.
>>216363396go dressed as an incel freak and they will let you in
Afghan asylum seeker Rapualla Ahmadze jailed for brutal rape of vulnerable teenage girl in Elgin, Scotland
>>216363445I’m dressed like that everyday
>>216363462Business idea: how about we stop letting them in
>>216363462part and parcel of living in modern day elgin. don't look back in anger, we're aw fae somewhere x
>>216363466Go dressed as a sexy incel freak then
What do you think about my latest scran invention? Low key peng
>>216363499at least the ones called rapualla i think
Going to head out and just walk around aimlessly for a few hours.Friday night, Halloween. Good to get out the house innit (walking the streets doing nothing, alone).
>>216363528
>>216363528KYS!!!!!!
>>216363526Not possible for me unfortunately
Someone just told me my costume is really convincing but I'm not wearing a costume
>>216363528you foul little creature
mad how true this is
>>216363557Why not?
>>216363581I’m not sexy
>houses on my estate with halloween tat>see it in the windows of shops>the BBC is reporting on itIt's over, we are the 51st state
>>216363606Corr I wish
mmmh BBC
>>216363528Mouseyesque image Not completely sure its not him
>>216363578what makes these uniquely British?
DEVIL FINGERRRR
>>216363462Nomative determinism
Sir British Values
leftypol pondering what's scarier: the fake spiderwebs and skeletons or the Union Jacks on the lamp posts
four poofs and a piano
Any coventry-wrexham man in
>>216363528UM
>>216363751mad when someone can remind you of something you haven't thought about or remembered in well over 15+ yearsimpressed you've managed to keep them in your memory this long
>>216363672less than 30% of the world's population live in either liberal or electoral democracies
it's a four part attack
benders need special shampoo and soap to remove worms from their genitals and anus
>>216363803how long has Britain been tolerant?how long have we had universal suffrage?these values are just a political tool to maintain the status quo and keep power in the hands of those who already have it
I might have a snooze. I’m allowed to, I’m an old man now!!
NGL, ladsLooking forward to the cans
>>216363843Might shove my cock up your arse while you sleep. Want me to do that?
>>216363853When's the last time you had a drink with some friends instead of alone?
>>216363896Er, this morning when I woke up, spainoI drank with /brit/
Me when sexy time with gfberg
>>216363924what the hell this should be banned
>>216363920Known marxist-pedophile Padraig - beware association with this person
>>216363920No I obviously meant real friends
i absolutely love it when two tards have a massive fight over their honour in /brit/. cansnonce and dtfic on the card today it seems
>>216363924>AI slop
>>216363969like watching 2 drunk fat cunts going at it
halloween should be illegal almost crashed my car seeing a skeleton today
Scran ithttps://youtu.be/5S8OXv8rMNE
sucking a tea
>>216363969Never happened
Do people have sex at the party, or go home with someone to have sex? Asking for a friend
scranning a pooam i doing this right? xx
>>216363969Lad, I've got 3.5 hours to wank off till I get the cansNow, why wouldn't I wank to the idea of spaino killing himself?
>>216363995vile disgusting and absolutely reprehensible
>>216363992I’ve been winding the two of them up to make it more interesting and now i get to enjoy the results>>216364001Ah no?
>What's that rorke, you find me attractive?
>>216364008Both
>>216364047Yeah never happened not even a little
>>216364022why do you think everyone who doesn’t like you is spaki?
right then, two brits is it?
turned the special theme off. said "oh grow up" out loud
In bed. Snoozing.
Never even said I don't like him, was just asking a simple question He seems really sad and angry today, wondering if his mom is okay or maybe something is wrong at work?Poor guy
>>216364063UM x
>>216364079I think spaki is spakiI called anyone I think is a retard spaino instead of SpainoIt helps to narrow it down that I consider all mentally ill freaks the same, you see
>>216364110You still melting down?
>>216364008When I was 16 I was at a Halloween party, pulled a bird and then she took me into the toilet. Didn't know what I was meant to do to progress things so we just kissed a bit more in there and then she sussed I was a weirdo who didn't know how to escalate and we both left the bathroom. She was dressed as a black cat and unimaginably fit and pretty. Later in the evening she sucked off a lad wearing a banana costume. Anyway all my mates at the party assumed I must have got my hole off her in that bathroom because I was seen entering and leaving it with her so it was a good experience overall. Also a lass in my year who I had fancied but who pied me off was also at the party so it was a nice middle finger to her (even though nothing actually happened).That was 15 years ago and I've still never had sex.
what will rorke be dressing up as for halloween?
>>216364123Let him free
>>216364110I think the Mac thing is what really set him off, he was really invested in that fantasy
>>216364142Saaar
Had bad experiences with performance anxiety in the past me so would be a shit shag at a party, I'd probably get nervous and lose my willard.
>>216364129What constitutes "melting down" in your mind exactly?
>>216364128>you seeNo desu I don’t
>>216364110who are you on about?
>>216364134
dtfic ramping up the passive aggressivity. let’s see how this play works out chuck
>>216364133sort of did this in reverse on of my first kisses was at a party except she'd sucked a lad off about 10 minutes before we hooked up i later found out
>>216364160FuckI told myself I wasn't going to have another ESL moment here Forgive me
go on bernlad
I'm seein' double here!Four /brit/s!
>>216364179Complaining about the thread for hours on endI was here a couple hours ago and you were crying about canslad
>>216364208Not ideal but it is what it is. Still counts.
>>216364179obsessive angry unhinged posting about heatherposter and canslad
Bbc really doubling down on this. Is it because they dont want to talk about yet another migrant going mental?
>>216364190This Irish fellow saying he's jerking off while thinking about me killing myself >>216364227Care to point out where I'm crying?
In bed. Sharting.
Reckon I'll take walk here tomorrow - put on the Rorkecore playlist and contemplate my hatred for Black & Minority Ethnic groups
why are you lads drinking tonight?
>Hmm, what do you mean by that?>How does that make you feel?>Define "annoying spastic retard" please?
>>216364238Care to point out these posts?
Are you a member of bohemian grove?
Hi ñï99êr$
>>216364246Fuck no x
>>216364246No, spaino. I WANT to. But you're still alive, you see.
>>216364252share the playlistAlso I'm disappointed that everyone went here leaving me no choice but to come here as well
>>216364244>Small boat asylum seeker who grabbed woman in nightclub and marched her out to rape her in alleyway faces years in jail>Asylum seeker followed young woman and sexually assaulted her under a Cardiff bridge
Once went on a night out after leaving sixth form and I lass I'd fancied for years at school was there and she grinded her arse against me on the dancefloorIt was like something from a film except I did not end up shagging her
>>216364260malbec
>>216364269Who are you quoting?>>216364285Okay then got any plans for this evening?>>216364287Such a weird thing to say
>>216364287would make a change from the ai cp you usually wank over I suppose lad but still rather odd
>>216364304now what, why, you illiterate cretin
love the spooky skelingtons me haha
cutting your cock and balls off does not make you a woman
britain is controlled by jews
>>216364333my brain glazed over why because it’s a retarded question
>>216364341rorke refreshing the page so he can see all the skelly variants
>>216364341There's one inside you right now
>>216364348didn't ask
>>216364313If you could work on the 'still alive' thing, spaino, thanks>>216364332My preference for wanking is on Rubi Granger's gaping mouth imaging her opening it as I take a big shite into it
>>216364362what fuck off
>>216363986who is that sexy fat slag
spaino melty
>>216364348>>216364357>rorke, completely unprompted
>>216364360they just keep changing anyway no need to refresh, i've even got a dinosaur running about on my screen right now
Might shit myself and say it's my halloween costume
>>216364376I'm serious It's male too
>>216364400not funny its halloween people are scared as it is
rorke = basedleftypol = cringe
>>216364412:)
what's mark "the beast" labbett done to his teeth then
>>216363986corr imagine getting banzai dropped from herslow count on the pinfall pls ref
right well sunberg is going down at the moment, the scary moobie will be put on soon enough, wonder what it should be though. some folks are saying hereditary is pretty good and i've never seen that, anything you lads may suggest?>>216364362don't tell stupid porkies like that skeletons aren't real
got no booze indo i pay a little ethnic on a bike to bring me some bokkles or just go myself in the cold and rain?
Sir Prince Andrew
>Andrew had 40 prostitutes brought to his five-star hotel in JUST four days during taxpayer-funded trip to Thailandmental how british boomers have no problem to pay taxes to the nonce family
>>216364469the latter because they should not have an income of any sort
toil on the fucking morrow so no halloween festivities for me
>>216364288Can't it's attached to my full legal name, but stuff like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDcK_z5GA5shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkFyAUyQ89shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLV5GVWnVqshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvcEP0EjqIchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uvcy68yPZtAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-wqg-9bJV0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJch2VHcHYQ
Sir Trevor Macdonald
>>216364432knew you were joking you almost had me haha nice one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3l7fgvrEKMThe English version of the Italian national anthem, if you will>>216364469Just fucking go outside and get it, lad
>>216364457Hereditary is worth a watch
>>216364497don’t reckon andrew is a proper nonce just a seedy pervert. now lord mountbatten, THAT was a nonce
I wouldn't mind doing a bit of espionage for China tbqhwy
>>216364497Wouldn't start questioning where British taxes are going if I were you
>>216363106corr does as well
>>216364457>>216364530what's it available on?
Literal glowops
>>216364526Happy Halloween!! :D
>>216364565fmhy.net
my piss proper stinks. Wtf is going on, almost smells like rotten milk
>>216364530no it isn't>>216364565watch weapons instead
>>216364523i suggest this you may like it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2ycC7glPtg>>216364565must be some site where I can find it
>>216364497don't think anyone ever cared for andrew
>>216364565Torrents I guess >>216364584I remember it being pretty scary Also it's highly acclaimed so worth watching just for that reason
incelwalking into the night to get cans from the paki shop
an awful lot of youtube links being posted on an image board
>>216364541>Virginia Giuffre – one of the most prominent accusers of Epstein – filed a lawsuit alleging rape and sexual abuse against then-Prince Andrew. She claimed she had been forced to have sex with him on multiple occasions when she was 17
>>216364620going for a walk myself don't really need much but the midway point is the supermarket so I guess I'll get some lemon bleach for my toilet as I need that
Um she was only a year above the age of consent you fucking sicko
>>216364620why don't you buy from a white owned shop
>>216364678ahaha good one x
*knock knock*trick or treat
always forget africa joins onto Asia doesnt seem right somehow
>>216364634>17not really nonce tier is it. unless your yankified. mountbatten was raping 8 year old boys
>>216364133>Didn't know what I was meant to do to progress thingsShove her down on the floor, press your crotch against her face, pull your dick out and ram it into her mouth before shes had a chance to see how tiny you are. Pump away until you explode in her mouth and walk out while shes still spluttering into the sink.
I'm hopelessly addicted to indian male white female porn
Remembering when I was 19 dating a 16 year old and we were going to a concert in Bournemouth and were going to stay out overnight and get the earliest train back home, and her father paid for a hotel room for us and I fucked her senseless in it. Fucked up world man
Still can't get an erection lads :(Either it's the porn withdrawal or post-escort humiliation.
>>216364692*hears husband and wife arguing*
>>216364721Time to transition, you're hardly a man as it is
Lot of true stories being shared tonight as is traditional on Halloween
trying to buy my 1st wool jacketwould you go with black or greyi've read that black ones show lint a lot easier so maybe going grey is betterthat guys comment earlier about it being knee length minimum is really sticking with me for some reason i think he may be right but don't know why
>>216364714this is why sex before marriage should be illegal
>>216364692*poos through the letterbox*How about both lol
Getting steaming tomorrow so I shouldn't really get steaming tonight but I might still get steaming
just learned that its halloween today
>>216364776Lad, get the cans both nights>>216364790Get the cans in
>>216364693theres a canal in the way
>>216364790monday tomorrow too, toil looms, set your alarm clock now so you don't forget! x
just done a nap
Lol, was guaranteed to happen
where do I find good continental porn. I want to do a walking tour of out European neighbours
>>216364802Marxist pedophile alert!
canal sex
>>216364768Shorter than knee length looks gay as fuck but longer is incel fedora tier cringe Black would be more versatile than grey
I think I fucked up not getting that tesco pizza I really can't be fucked to cook anything I am going to order takeaway to be delivered to my door
>>216364813it isnt, plus im a neet so it wouldnt matter anyway
>>216364819Sir Murderer Releaser
>>216363537I did that yesterday and saw uni students dressed up in Halloween costumes everywhere it was depressing so I went home
hug a hoodie
Come on guys you shouldn’t be knocking on my fucking door i have ZERO lights on
>>216364883The big society
>>216364886get the spike traps laid
going trick or treating disguised as an armitage shanks
just got up and closed the window
Didn't get any candy to hand out tonight :/
Wondered why Ziedbelg and Heathertranny weren't here then I remembered it's that day of the year where schoolchildren come knocking on your door of their own volition so of course they'd be busy
>>216364008people shag anywhere once enough alcohol and drugs are in their system
here i standcock in hand
>>216364938Scronem
>>216364541Ah yes the one unverified source says so!
>>216364886When I was a kid if you did that your house got egged
>>216364930because of the court order yeah?
>>216364244In his counting-house everyone know that.
holy shit
Sir Peter Peter Foreskin Eater
leftypol leaving out condoms and lube for trick or treaters alongside sweets
>they (plural)
>>216364983why do you defend nonces who hate you
>>216364602They didn't he's not had anyone defend him. He was just a horrible person to everyone nobody liked him at all.
>>216364993Which one?
>>216365003Sarah Jessica Parker loving her new GHDs
>>216365003unfit for rape
I honestly think if you don't experience love/sex from 16-21 it basically breaks you as a person.I also worry my brain/dick are completely fried from years of loneliness and masturbating and I'll never be able to have sex unless I take viagra.If I keep abstaining will I eventually heal? I'm very glum atm lads.
>>216365053the one where they said you can't be within 50 metres of a child
Sir Randy Andy
Is this guy the most pathetic online grifter of all time?>don't even bother making your own brand just copy an American>are clearly stupider and less charismatic>trad Christian persona falls apart with the leaking of your gay DMs>get kicked out your parents house and decide to film and upload the whole thing>just makes you look like a retard>turn to online begging Only time I ever see this guy he's taken some massive L
Ah Leftypol suddenly cares about young girls being raped does he, interesting that
>>216365071Don't recall that order desu
First knock at the door. Fuck off little shits
>>216365070I didn't have sex until I was 28 when I rapidly became a normie.
the arse that shit blood
Totally organic
Children are the future
irish lasses are superior
>>216365107How? Did you pay for sex?
>>216365070just have sex it'll sort you out or you'll have fucked up fetishes either way just try it
>>216365057
tonight makes the 11th anniversary since a woman last touched my willard that i didn't pay for
>>216365104Need to get one of those 'warning, registered child rapist lives here' like Spaino has
>>216365125i wanna make out with her pussy
>>216365125Birrie Irish
>>216365143RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
>>216365143mamma mia what a pack of munters, is there a single fit british politician
>>216365081Tommy Robinson literally called him a midget and a faggot
>>216365143sex
>>216365125would love to suck on her massive tits while she fingers my arse and gives me an oily wankjob
>>216365166are you capable of thinking of anything other than women and sex
>>216365128Met a girl online, fell in love, went to visit her in her country, we were together for a few years. We lost our 'ginities to each other
>>216365188not with my attitude
>>216365187Why?
Turn the lights offCarry me home
>>216365166No one fitter than priti
literally me horse
Anyone here successfully cure white tongue? Brush twice a day, water floss, tongue scrape, mouthwash, hydrate - nothing fucking works, it's so fucking gross
well here's not something about women and sex then: sir peter mandelson
>>216365194think she's been blacked since?
>Premier League getting rid of all Boxing Day fixtureswoke has finally gone too far ffs
>>216365227Anon anon anon anon
picked up a cheeky post toil kebab on my way home
>>216365249She was pretty racist (in a cute way) and there are hardly any blacks in her country, but maybe!
>>216365296CCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOORR
>>216365296reginald dwight
>>216365081you already posted that one, can you send the video again though i may actually watch it now, couldn't bring myself to do so earlier
>>216365296Horrible
>>216365314what type of conversations where you even having to know she was racist, you asked her if she ever got bbc'd or sum?
>>216365296the type of barbaric abomination our forefathers warned us of
The holocaust is a load of made up bollocks
>Mention a woman>They immediately think of black menWhat causes this
>>216365166Have a look for yourselfhttps://members.parliament.uk/members/commons
>>216365358Still not clear what made him like this
>>216365296is that mint sauce garlic mayo and sweet chilli? what on earth you've lost your mind
So this is it... Friday night... Halloween staying in and posting on /brit/
>>216365336Can't remember exactly it was years ago but no, as I said I'm a normie and we don't talk about bbc and cuck fetishes with women haha
>>216365296i can't judge i've seen and eaten worse
>>216365258fucking grim everything we hold dear to us snatched away to make some kike more money
still howling at that rorke crashing out earlier
>>216365352woah! is that who i think it is 2nd from the left? i thought employed woman worked as some tescos, not this!
nothing better than to drink WATER
>>216365296genuinely made me lose my appetite
>>216365393I'm a bit old for trick or treating desu mate
>>216365405what was her name LOL :P
go narinder!!
>>216365142I did try having sex, I'm the guy who saw an escort and couldn't get hard.I literally haven't had an erection since then.
>>216365413I was howlintg at it then I was absolutely hooting seeing heathermong crashing out over watching it haha
Got any ghost stories?
>>216365435Too old for Halloween parties? The pub?
>>216365447>>216365447>>216365447
Halloween? Yeah, I'll be turning off all the lights and retreating to my smelly incel command centre
>>216365393I'm only here because I'm ill and normally I would out and about on the town
>>216365425>brazil>water
>>216365296literal slop
>>216365296imagine the calories
>>216365360no thenthere's a few that are almost there but not quite up to my exacting standards
>>216365324He's deleted it lol
He's trying so hard not to cuck postGotta admire the effort
>>216365194Which country? I don't believe this is possible
nobody else works boxing day so why should the men that kick the ball? not to mention the production teams and all those that have to cover the kicking of the ball by the mengood decision i say
>>216365446keep trying
>>216365453Yes but I don't like talking about it.
>>216365472aw fuck i didn't even get to watch it
