The don edish
this is the one
Canspaedo meltie incoming
Cansmong mega meltie
So we're all in here then, or...?
lakesideJAMES
>LOOKING FORWARD TO THE LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish
How can you samefag a reply to someone else?What did he mean by that?
>>216360675
did that lad who said he was gonna serve his coworkers olives actually do it
To be fair some bong roses are pretty FOCKIN ugly as well. Now bong twinks are class thoughbeit
>timmy>pang pang>cronem>jeet>tyronekeep this weird shite to pol
And the up-to-the-minute latest on /brit/'s very own best girl, Ruby 'Pengest Thing In The Whole Wide World' Granger?
>>216360716Oliver Olivier was his name, as I recall.
>>216360736The convict rape baby is having a melty
>>216360589
m&s tuna fishcakes and a tin of branston beans it lush
england is my city
Hustle and bustle
blud getting punished for raping kids by being forced to have a surname
>>216360747Her latest vlog was beyond weird. Anyone who has followed her for years is really not into this kind of stuff and will easily pass on it. The fact that she suddenly is trying to turn to magical themes and shows a minimal knowledge and passing interest in anything occult, tarot or witchy, will be a turn off for many viewers. Again, she has no idea who she is, so is trying on yet another mask, another personality, another trend. Eventually it will disappear, unfinished, unexplainable. Anyone who is into witchcraft or the occult, who is Wiccan or a practicing pagan will laugh at her content because the information is so well known and the number of books on grimoires, old herbal remedies and the reproductions of such are growing every year, easily obtained, and can be purchased even on Amazon. So, she is kind of running up another dead tree, late to the game, acting like she has discovered something grand, when she is simply talking about folk magick and has no idea what she is chatting on about or how common some of this still is and that many of it is not a dead practice. She continues to prove herself as a jack of all trades and mistress of none.
>>216360675screaminghe's gonna be in a right old strop
Do people really watch random videos of people having arguments and stuff
coffee and a slice of cheesecake it x4 lush
>>216360784why'd he go and do a thing like that then
Please someone tell me what it means
nth for the holodem
Why can't they drive?
>>216360823Fat middle-aged women be like:>She isn't even a real witch omds
panic meltie
>>216360848lost his head i think
Barely post here lately because its SHIT. Do better. Happy halloween
>>216360866Got any Halloween plans?
Rorke fuck-by-the-navel
>>216360874They can
>>216360874White people never crashed
might watch dr phibes
>>216360896>Barely post here lately because its SHITdon't believe youthink you're telling fibs in an attempt to hurt our lovely feelings
>>216360896
where’s canslad?
>>216360866got some halloween stream vlogs to watch
>>216360941He's right The thread quality has declined substantially this year
>>216360896jog on
>>216360941Im sorry, I never meant to hurt you
>>216360926The point is that they legally should have never been given licenses because they literally CANT READ THE FUCKING ROAD SIGNS. 7000 Jeet drivers already got sidelined by the transportation authority because they couldn't pass a basic English test
>>216360982Alri Boy George's bf in the 80s
might walk around later in the hope I get pulled into a random halloween house partyit could happen, you never know
Sir Rorke of Rochdale
>>216360954meant for >>216360905
>>216360997‘
>>216360997Are you a fit bird
>>216361018That sounds boring and sad desu
LMAOIm still watching that video posted in the last threadBritish people are so fucking silly its unreal."Oi, Oim Tryoing to pruhsurv this country! You've just assaulted me!"Then he gets called out by his parents for being a leech NEETHis mummsy on the phone crying to the police?
>>216361018wrong pic but whatevs
>>216361028No but I'm a tall man. I won't be in fancy dress, I will be dressed normally.
used vba in excel to speed up data entry and all the boomers at work think i'm a genius lol
>>216361038ok DTFIC
>>216360993Blame whoever hired them
>>216361038Well you’ll be posting here all night as always so it isn’t exactly much better
>>216360993Answer for all of life's problems has awlways been....money. The value of money more than road safety
>>216361074Anti-semitic post
hate when people dress up for halloween as non-spooky things like celebrities or superheroeshalloween isn't just a generic fancy dress it has a specific theme
>>216361080True
Mum just sent me this
>>216361074It's a state issue. California and New York state recently have been giving jeets licenses with "Name not Given" so they aren't held liable. If it wasn't for those states they could not be hired anywhere.
>>216360589based welshman
>>216358445>win premier league>spend $500 million >sacked next christmasLMAO
>>216361128source pls
>>216361144isn't even welsh
ermhttps://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1761861368324916.webm
I don't post all night here it's only night time for you over there
>>216361154https://www.incestflix.com/tag/Tara-Tainton
>>216361142They have been designated as the new caretakers of America.
>>216361182We know you post on /cum/ and other generals and use the nonce botnet to get different flags
Boris Karloff might be the iconic Monster but Christopher Lee's version was always much creepier I think.
>>216361144he's an alcohlic nonce from the midlands
>>216361216The Cohanim are plottin'
MY COLLARS BLUE BUT MY NECK IS RED
>>216361216We have no problem with those that are here legally same with Mexicans. If I go to India or Mexico and work illegally the prison sentence is 2 and 5 years respectively.
>>216361216>when you got a lateral raise PR attempt at 2PM and the American Hindu Jewish Congress First Annual Gala at 4PM
addison rae dresses up as ice spice for halloween
>>216361221Never used the botnet but yes I post in /cum/ No other generals except occasionally for a laugh
>gf sends me a pic of her tits>l feel nothing
Simped for a woman at work today
>We have no problem with those that are here legally
>>216361261Me humming this on the tube on my way into my 55k pa job in a cushy office with Macs and free cafe
>>216361311Give us the green text, lad
>>216360997what costume you gonna be wearing
>>216361326London is 60% Indian, your last pm before this one was a Paki etc
>>216361286Nobody believes your lies
>>216361287What if her tits were being grabbed by big black hands in the photo?
EUVtoil looms
>>216361369You take this place too seriously and think about me too much
>>216361354Just my usual clothes. Fortunately women are always telling me I look like a serial killer so I can pass it off as a costume.
>>216361361What's your point
>his Wikipedia now says “Andrew Mountbatten Windsor”it’s so over
https://x.com/TheHughAnthony/status/1984089274871075072Genuinely roaring at thisIt's 2025 Louis the NEETImagine getting mugged off by your dad like that and then choosing to post it online
>>216361410And Zack Polanski?
>>216361410The Mountbatten line is full of wrong-uns. Should’ve been cut off decades ago
Holiday video of the missus with someone she met for the first time
>>216361372Corr thats so hot
>>216361393not really just enjoy making freaks like you rage
>>216361424Didn't watch it in the last thread either
>>216361424why did he decide to do this, what's the motivation
>>2163614091)You have more of a problem. 2) You are throwing stones from a glass house 3) Your father dresses in women's clothes
>>216361457Yeah I'm boiling
>>216361450cloggers where’ve you been mate?
the halloween fit x
Tibees is the aussie granger
>>216361499Got a full time job and a gfCan't be a gooner anymore
Manager at work said that I need to tone up and he’s making it a work objective to be able to do 5 pull ups
>>216361477>what's the motivationWell he's accepting donations now so probably something to do with that
>>216361522Do you want her to cuckold you?
we need to go back to calling people with autism idiots and imbeciles
Wish I could stop the porn
>>216361527The best time to buy a pullup bar was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.
Haven’t seen much grangling lately :-/
>>216361493>No problem with legal immigration to his own country>Legal immigration to other countries is a problem worthy of mockeryLiterally what
>>216361569everyone's on poo grangling now
>>216361527come on what bloke can't do 5 pull ups
>>216361450oh my daysmeanwhile the timmies there are messaging long distance pang pang
Bumble account dry as a bone, as per
It’s Prince Andrew, David Paulden, Ellen Page, Kiev, Moslems, Twitter and the Spastic Society NOT Andrew Mountbatten Windsor, Zack Polanski, Elliott Page, Kyiv, Muslims, X or Scope. You will never catch me using these woke names
>>216361588trained by tyrone vexley
any sparkies in?my dishwasher is tripping the leccy when i plug it in. ive tried it in different sockets so its deffo the appliance
>>216361606Thoughts on Turkiye?
>>216361588Untrained, an average man might be able to do 1 (one) pullup, with garbage ROM. Might. I'm not joking either.
anyone remember the pooBC gimmick
>>216361572Are you seriously suggesting that the UK doesn't have a problem with illegal Indian migration? Are you a liberal party MP?!
>>216361538No, but I'd love it if she would indulge the fantasy fictionally, hypothetically Just make up stories and so on>>216361588This pawg should do that on a jungle BBC as it were>>216361590hahaha
>>216361630you just solved your problem mate
Chinese scammer bint getting thirsty
>>216361606too bloody right
>>216361595got 4 likes in waiting but they never both to show them so idk
>>216361632Utter woke nonsense.
>>216361606But you just used the woke names tho
>>216361630checked the fuse in the plug?
Why've I gone and done that then?
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DOErUcKjBin/
This is so grim. His own father threatening him physically and calling him a parasite.
>>216361641yeah doesn't make sense though
>>216361701how can i tell its fucked? doesnt look burned or damaged
>>216360823fucking bitch
>>216361709Could have been solved with a can of diet Pepsi
sweeny weeny looks 40 in those pics
the sandwich (toasted):-bacon-beans-cheese
>>216361735Just swap it for a new one not like they're expensive.
just waiting for the sun to go down so I can find some scary film to watch with the proper ambiance
>>216361655Can't follow your insane schizo logic sorry
>>216361709White people are dumb. A Jewish family would never do this to their kid for wanting to keep Israel JewishWhites are low iq, impulsive animals
>>216361142>Texas and other states don't employ illegalsYou serious nigga?
Rourke's sis on holiday
>>216361656Why don't you want her to cuck you if it turns you on so much?
>>216361787What you gonna watch? I'm putting on Son of Frankenstein and The Abominable Dr Phibes then if I'm not too tired I might do Re-Animator.
>>216361709>now he's homelessSometimes it's worth it to get confirmation your parent(s) are nutters and never really gave a shit about you. The homeless hostel adventure and a new life awaits him.t. homeless lad
The completely organic posting of some literal who 'white nationalist' getting dunked on
>>216361729sounds better than BpooC maybe
>>216361709don't think it's unreasonable to ask your freeloading son to stop spouting hate from his smelly childhood bedroom. he's making their house a target for the radical left and he doesn't even pay rent
>>216361468You should mate it's an absolute riot
>Rourke
ah great now homelessnonce has been set off
>>216361381tuesday 5pm mhmm>>216361504CORRRRRRRRR BADDIEDEM
>Mum, Dad, I want to keep Israel Jewish>Jewish dad: Get out of my house!Would never happen. Jews possess a quiet internal wisdom and sense of self-preservation that whites could only dream of
>>216361819Only the romanticized fantasy turns me onNot the reality Plus, 99.9% of men are gross, not like BLACKED performers
>>216361826sad that some parents don't care sorry lad. do you have somewhere permanent to stay now?
>>216361772yeh i'll give that a go.
>>216361855Google keyboard always autocorrects it that way..
>>216361875How big is your white or arab dick
Are all Slavic women materialistic?
>>216361800Are you sad that the Belgian didn't log on to cuck post with you like you said he would?
>>216361709His dad seems like a normal bloke pushed to the edge of his patienceNot surprised he lost his cool when THAT is your son
It’s the Gulf of America, not Gulf of MexicoIt’s TGHughes not WHSmithIt’s Ben’s Kitchen not Uncle Ben’sIt’s people of colour, not non-whitesIt’s the Windrush Line not the OvergroundIt’s the o2 Arena not the Milennium DomeIt’s Princess Catherine not Kate MiddletonIt’s Zimbabwe not RhodesiaGet with the fucking times Rorke
pagan larpers thinking Halloween about the undead when really it's just the midway point between the equinox and solstice
>>216361826Something tells me if he's this far down the rabbit hole of incel/far right fantasies, he's not going to do well in the real world. he will not do well around others
>>216361709yjk rorke was mouthing off his usual tripe at his normie relatives any chance he'd get, prob has a clode relative in a mixed race relationship
It's Londonderry simple as
>>216361913Yes. Huge BBC and pajeet lovers tooSlav(e) race hardwired to sleeping with conquering armies
>>216361935huh yeah almost like it's a syncretic festival combining elements from paganism and christianity as well as influence from modern pop culture
>>216361903My white (pink) pp is 12cm hahaBut the missus actually orgasms during sex so no problems here
>>216361798You suggested the UK doesn't have a problem with illegal Jeet migration, you are unironically retarded
>>216361960can't imagine being this mindbroken and weird
>>216361875so you're basically admitting you're a faggot who likes black men
>>216361935fucking equinox was last week wasn't itffs where is the year going
>>216361915Nah, he works in intelligence so he'll log on later
>>216361977are you girthy?
>>216361923His son is a product of his genes and upbringing.
3000 euros per month is undeed a higher-than-average salary. Mind you not a good salary. Some of you fuckers claim to speak for the working class but you don't have a picture of the ground situation.
>>216361977Is that a bone pressed measurement? How tall are you?
Be home before dusk tonight lads otherwise the witches will get you
>>216361979Please point this out in the text
>>216361881I'm in a flat for homeless people the council put me in and on a list for a permanent home. In practice it's just like renting a normal flat except the council are the landlord. It's alright.>>216361947I don't know his situation but if I had to take a punt I'd guess he's a bog standard NEET whose had his head filled with online drivel. He seems to lack the wherewithal to filter his own internal thoughts, which is unfortunate. If he is genuinely homeless now and going through the system he'll need to wise up because the majority of other people in the hostels are junkies and alcoholics, all psychopaths. That said, if he keeps his head about him and gets a job he'll pull through it and probably have a fair share of personal growth to boot.
>>216362014That's considered quite meager here for an experienced position
Gotten word that Mouse is working on a pumpkin spiced Pot Noodle
>>216361981It's absolutely trueIn the pre-Brexit years Polish immigrant girls were known for cohabitating with non-white men
>>216362023my garlic cock pong will ward them off
That video has seriously got heathermong worked up LOL guessing it hits a bit too close to home
rorke making a statement this halloween
>>216361821re animator, i think the sequel to that has some voice lines cut into maybe some skinless songs or certain death metal songs or something but i never watched the film itself also idk what i'll watch yet I'll figure it out later
when she discovered BLACKED>>216361984No. But no need to make shit up so you can cope with being a bitter incel LOL>>216362003Not really. Just enough for it to look proportional (so it doesn't look like a pencildick)
where can i find herhow do i become him
>>216362037>I'd guess he's a bog standard NEET whose had his head filled with online drivel.Yes but on top of that he's decided to make himself a public spokesperson and distributor of said drivel
>>216362059Didn't watch a videoYou're filling in gaps that aren't real. Usually it's dtfic doing that
>>216361968It isn't. It's one of the four irish festivals to herald the beginning of a new season. The meeting of the two worlds (dead and living) symbolises the conjunction of the era of harvesting and the era of storing in one day.
Er, lads, someone tell the dhl mong is he's a mong
>>216362082what a quirky millennial tumblrette!!!
anyone wanna watch the chase together later?
>>216362044Most people do unspecialised/unskilled work
>>216362082lol love quirky girls lol
Just pulled this off the bottom of my foot
>>216362082>Incel wants a child in the body of a woman
>>216362094>It isn't.It literally is though, nobody is celebrating the old Irish festival are they not even in Ireland, modern Halloween is it's own thing.
>>216362088First you got stood up by Ziedbelg and now this LOL not been a good night for you has it?
>>216362124*scuttles over naked on all fours and gobbles it up*
>>216362109Not really. When I suggested we watch television shows together, I did not mean gameshows like The Chase
incels gonna stop mass migration by posting from his bedroom
>>216362134Shut your fat fucking face sveguli, it's what I said
>>216362084Unfortunate in one sense but in another there's a chance some well-meaning richoid will provide digs for him in a stunt because the lad is "standing up against the wokes" or whatever.For all we know he has other family he can live with anyway. It's pretty rare to have no one and default straight to homelessness.
Don't understand the suggestion that racists must never leave their bedroomIf I never left my bedroom I wouldn't care how many biomass were walking about, the problem is I have to go outside and see/interact with them
>>216362143Imagine the smell
AHHHHHHHHH IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEEEEEI'M IN LOVE WITH LILY COLLINS HOW CAN HER HUSBAND BE SO MID THAT COULD HAVE BEEN METHAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEENOOOO LOOK AT HIM NOOOOOO IT'S NOT FAIR AHGHHHHHHHHHHHHI DON'T GET IT I DON'T GET IT I DON'T GET IT I DON'T GET IT I DON'T GET IT I DON'T GET IT I DON'T GET IT I DON'T GET IT I DON'T GET IT
>>216362121le quirkina gf
>>216362124get it eat
>>216362172Your only hope of breeding is breeding a biomass, Timmy
>>216362168Oh no please don't pipe bomb me Machuigilinam McNomincaleo
>>216362157LMAOING
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME NOO NOO NOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>216362178cute hag
Don't want kids as I'm not a nonce you see
self professed right wingers cowers while accusing his dad of physical assault
>>216362204WORKED
>>216362051What about Czechs, Slovaks and East Slavs?
>>216362157lad's campaigning door to door but it's his mum's bedroom door and his sister's door he's chapping
pooing and shitting out my chinese willy
>>216362277where is that? beautiful place
still calling it kiev.still calling it burma.still calling it peking.still calling it man of the match.still calling it swaziland.still calling it dust cart.still calling it opal fruits.still calling it mankind.still calling it rhodesia.still calling it policeman.still calling it miss.still calling it hindustan.still calling it rape victim.still calling it cripple.still calling it british sea power.still calling it half-caste.still calling it ceylon.still calling it police force.still calling it facebook.still calling it here comes the indian.still calling it british honduras.still calling it uncle ben's.still calling it ministry of war.still calling it alexander johnson.still calling it leningrad.still calling it war of northern aggression.still calling it cambridge cream.still calling it east indies.still calling it blacklisted.still calling it master.still calling it slave.still calling it gypsy.still calling it saigon.still calling it marathon.still calling it retard.still calling it bombay.still calling it londonderry.still calling it shrove tuesday.still calling it calcutta.still calling it siam.still calling it millenium dome.still calling him prince andrew.
>>216362329>still calling it rhodesia.ktim
Uh oh stinky
>>216360589A don doesn't wear jerseys
>>216362329>still calling it british sea powerLads really made themself look silly with that one didn't they
>>216362317It's either Alaska or somewhere en route from Alaska southward. It's from a video series from an English lad and his Mexican gf where they cycle from the top of the US to the bottom of South America. Very comfy videos, enjoy:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWpIfM4BJU&list=PLpShiRze6hi_426_gXtK7oXdjqWs9_a1u
>>216362170>For all we know he has other family he can live with anywayHe seems like a whiny little virge doubt anyone want to live with him
>>216362072So then what is it that gets you turned on by cuckold pornography and fantasies?
>>216360823Emo Rubes would look well tasty in all the proper gear with her cute bum and taut waist
he's got nobody to say any of those things out loud to, does he
>>216362421Corr getting on the AI image generation pronto
>>216360847Just had a Cup-a-Soup and some liver pate on Ryvita
>>216362415why did you stop replying on your UK botnet flag?
The racists never leave their bedrooms that's why we must do whatever it takes to stop them from taking over the country
A VERY uncomfortable amount of 'sexy policewoman' and 'sexy nurse' outfits being worn in town today, in broad daylight, by girls not old enough to wear them. Where the fuck are their parents? Country's a mess.
>>216362483prefer not to say
>>216362483I never did reply on a botnet flag
>>216362505Which town exactly, want to make sure I avoid that
doing some production of music on my little gay mac computer
>>216362543um
>>216362415Women submitting to pure lust and being extra dirty
>>216362188good album to be fare
>>216361424deleted
Mental how far removed from the reality of daily life I am, I think the average normie would need to go on antipsychotics if somehow my inner world was transferred to their body. I really should be euthanised
Right then, wanking to the straight women with the vaginas it is
>>216362585Why does the man have to be black though?Why do you fetishize that part so specifically?
cansnonce reported me for insulting him LOL
>>216362329>police forceWhy, what has it changed to?
Limp Bizkit's in the house y'allhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62hCcipEETY
>>216362623Because it feels exotic or something I also would love sexing chocolate women
>>216362109yeah alright got me itvx set up
screaming
>>216362679ITVX has a 24/7 Chase channel mate https://www.itv.com/watch?channel=fast3
Sir Ummm Shitposter
Been on hold to HMRC - declaring capital gains you see
>>216362666Alright as long as you're happy I guess What's your GF look like?
ella purnell and sysdeny sweeny combi-sex arse
>>216362543who?
>>216362711well that's cool but i'm not just going to watch infinite chase episodes am i
>>216362767Yep. You are
>>216362755sydney kinda chopped ngl
His Royal Highness The Prince of Tenerife Jay Dean Slater
don't enjoy the whole halloween theme, too dark desu
>>216362792he was criminal scrum
>>216362389ugh i want to live in alaska or the yukon so bad
>>216362792Too soon
>>216362766Got a mild chuckle from this imageNot happy about it
>>216362807Yh and what - pussyoh, cam on then!!! give it sum!!!
>>216362792how many of you lads rocking this awful haircut here
>>216360925...
>>216362807If he was black we'd be naming streets after him
Quentin stop Bradley posting and get a job
>>216362772oh.. what about my star treks
>>216362825It's over for you nowNext thing you'll be taking a pony stuffy with you to the pub
2 hours to go, I can feel it lads
>>216362847Haha yes my hairline is very low like that
love spending money me
Forty minutes on hold to HMRC. At this point I shouldn't have to pay tax, got fucking shit to do you cunts!!!
Only 1 in 10 people pay for their prescriptions.
>>216362925Need it defunding
>>216362918you phoned HMRC on Friday afternoon? LMAO GOOD LUCK
>>216362082post the followup to this where she cucks him
>>216362918Friday afternoon. They're all gone down the pub
>>216362898What's the most you have spent at one time?
>>216362973More like Friday fucking prayers
>>216362918Aye and if you owed them money you'd be hearing from them right away!
>>216360602>>216360602>>216360602LOOK AT HER FUCKING SMUG SMILE AND FUCKING WEEP YOU CRETIN CUNTSUnless you like the cans or chips, then you can smile too, lads.
Let's have another Canslad edition he seemed really upset we didn't use his last time
>>216362992No that's the Home Office
>>216363028
Early news wahey
>>216363032shit paddy edish>>216363046proper english edish
>>216363038spaino, I posted once when I was out getting a fucking liter of milk. Now neck yourself
>>216363080OOF meltdown x
>>216362709could have held his own a little betterif he were a manlier man his son wouldn't have been such a fuckup
>>216362269They were the same way as Poles.
>>216363193I was raised by an extremely manly man, and in that guys shoes I'd have been cowering on the floor shaking - fortunately I moved out at 18
