dobby edition
good morning all
singing this is the new to the tune of the stone roses this is the one
rip in peacewhere will you go next?
Off to the paki shop, any of you fat cunts want anything
>>216378986am I correct in saying that asmongold is the guy who sleeps in a cockroach infested room and wipes the blood from his bleeding gums on the wall
>>216378986buy an ad
>>216378943Very ugly jewish woman
>>216378997want them all out, cheers mate x
>>216378997bounty, haribo gummy bears, saussie roll, steak and onion pie. cheers bro, i'll pay you pay wednesday
sir Keir Starmer will have a vision of Browntain in 2050 starts to deport irish
>>216379004idk last thing i remember was him playing wow on twitch
doing rorke stuff in my rorke castle
>>216378943
>>216378986alas it is pointless, there is no safe land on this earth while you ghouls continue to walk it
>>216379112what did she mean by this
>>216379142I imagine them posting this is just smug gloating
I should be in bed rn
go do something else
>>216379142hes not saying its because of me im from israel
>>216379179i'm sure they gloated 109+ times throughout history toothey really don't have much foresight between them
David Mitchell and Victoria Coren Mitchell attends Jonathan Ross's Halloween Party on October 31, 2016 in London, England. (2016)
>>216379004nah
go ed zaz
>>216379335awww she's smiling for her irish boyfriend :))
asmr wank on the cards
"breadmakers" or "bread machines" are for stupid people
about to jump on the cans
sucking a coffee
>>216379358how so
Phoebe Cates facesitting session 1984.
ankle hurts like a mf might go on a run still
>>216379416stupid people like them because you just dump ingredients in and press a button and they don't care that they don't make proper bread or anything which tastes decent because they're stupid
>>216379442right so they're tools to make peoles lives easier and people who want to make their lives easier are stupid
>>216379335deeply ugly womanwould love to marry her
>>216379516nomaking bread is easyyou literally dump the ingredients in a bowl and smush it around until it's smooth and stretchy then let it sit for a while then bake itand then you get bread which actually tastes decent and like real breadthe shit that comes out of a bread maker is garbage
>>216379544making bread is time consuming and breadmakers make it less so
bad day to be a breadmaker
Get her poo scranned.
>>216379567it's pointless because the end result is shit
>>216379544i kind of agree it's pointlessif you want better quality bread but can't spare the time to make it just go to a baker. still you shouldn't fault people for trying
>>216379607they're not trying though they're just purchasing some scammy appliance because they think they can improve any part of their live with money rather than effort
i'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt, and my butt smells, and i like to kiss my own butt
>>216379620where did the breadmaker touch you mate
>>216379596>the end result is shitThat’s true of all food thoughbeit.
>>216379596it's not though maybe you're just shit at making bread
making a diet/exercise plan to gradually stop being such a sedentary ogre
people who use ovens rather than an open flame are just lazy
bad day to be a sedentary ogre
going to pasta shops to look for an italian girlfriend
>>216379641yeah if you're a moron it is>>216379665I'm good at making breadpeople's bread makers are shit at making bread
Cor! I'll protect the dolls alright...Rowling seething as usual
norwood pride worldwide
>>216379678what's the plan
married life isn't for me
>>216379713>Women of the Year>They're all men
>>216379722haven't decided but i think like week 1 i'll do some stretching exercises and walk to the shops rather than drive, week 2 i'll introduce one or two days of going on a short runsimilar thing for diet and sleep
>>216379708Did my joke actually go over your head?
>>216379724he's probably just pretending to be interested in gaming.
scoobie doobie doodone a pooand shaggy thought it chocolateshaggy took a bitehe's alrightbut now he's at the doctor
>>216379853howling
many happy wanks to you and yours lads
wake up you lazy shites
makes me giggle how the time jesus supposedly turned water into wine was when he was at a party and they'd run out of piss
might fire up the breadmaker and make some lovely bread
no more wanksi'm serious
>>216380014you'll be wanking tomorrow trust me
>>216379427
>>216379961weird cunt
having an all aussie adventure
>>216379754wow funny joke
You have to wonder if Emma Watson is aware of the fact that some guy in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, Kentucky would gladly pay to lick her asshole clean instead of her having to use toilet paper.
>>216380083ur a sicko !
>>216380083she looks quite aged here
>>216380083probably, people have likely been telling her she's beautiful for longer than she can remember, imagine what that must do to the psyche
find this website so repetitive these days. No free thinkers left
i'm taking it round the w w w w w w w w whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlXtrnh-Ejo
>>216380038i do want to have a wank right nowbut i know i can'ti simply cannot
a gumjob from a toothless old methhead hag
I don’t know if it was because she didn’t have any teeth or if she was just good at giving head but the way that old bag slobbered on my ding dong felt amazing.
>>216380168don't speak about your mother that way
on the train farting on blackoids
funny how the other brit threads shut down at night time but this place is always going
what happened to the refuse to acknowledge the existense of browns or whatever lad?
feel like going for a drive but i'm very drunk
get bored
currently naked as the day god made me x
gabor maté would like a word with you
and thus begins no porn november
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genuinely dont get the belgians advertisement gimmick
getting my daily dose of morning news
>>216380454it's just autistic freak humor
Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
>>216380454he's a schizo, they tend to have their bizarre rituals
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
the question is why do they always do this part specifically on a belgian flag
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
>>216380467>>216380488bull shit it's the same as all the other demoralization spam that gets posted here
>>216380504filtering him takes 5 secs and you never see a belgiuim post again mate
they really think people can't see it for what it is lmao
Avoid wanking until your sack turns blue.
>>216380504nobody gets demoralised by /brit/ lol
>>216380504if you find it demoralising then that's on you
>>216380515>>216380523>>216380529yeah wow that's fascinating really
omg im getting demoralized by a schizo on 4chan next to the poo posts!! someone help me!!
>>216380537shut uo gay ass up!
>>216380537pipe down virgin
my next gf needs to have massive bonkers
see how they react when you call it what it actually is?interesting huh?
tonight's kino lineup is wishmaster (1997) followed by zoolander 2 (2016)
>>216380541*rapes you at 99999999999999mph until you're reduced to a puddle of bloody viscera*
>>216380559scream
>>216380570me when i see the scary skeleton gifs on the corner of the screen
>>216380549
whats a good action movie lads i need to watch something exciting and /tv/ is shit at recomedning stuff
>>216380083Emmayank is a man of high culture
wish i had a computer wife like plankton
>>216380580john hwick
>>216380576Nun timmy could do
Let's be honest, Andrew didn't really do anything wrong
>>216380603aye, seems to me the girl he allegedly shagged was 17 which is legal
>>216380580john thwick
yes! the retards are here! finally! this is so exciting!
australia haloween !
>>216380597>>216380613ive already seen jonathon wick
>>216380559Mate that's 150 thousand times the speed of light in a vacuum and physically impossible
prostitution is not legal and it is also evilif you are a whoremonger you are forever marked and you should be sent away to an island with other men where you will never have any access to women or children
>>216380628Dredd (2012) if you're being serious.
>>216380616ts used to make me feel intense amounts of anxiety and dread
yanks love complining about other posters whilst offering nothing of value themselves
Sir John Thwick
*scuttles around on all fours*gremlin is hungry gremlin is hungry
>>216380616What's so scary about getting my quarterly tax activity statement
>>216380630see >>216380559
>>216380639Prostitution is fab
>>216380580nobody (2021) is a recent one i quite liked, heard it has a sequel as well but i aint seen it yet
>>216380643centrelink?
antipodeans love constantly projecting their own behavior onto others because it keeps them from acknowledging what they actually are
>>216380628The Raid (2011 film)
^see what i mean lads
>>216380640seen that >>216380664ok i will watch it!>>216380665yea
^_-
>>216380658Hope the relativistic paradox makes you turn into a rape baby and I get rape pregnant with you and then I get you rape aborted
my owner said he'd let me out of my enclosure today im so excited
I turn 30 next monthWith this I enter the Autumn of my life, never again to know the warmth of youth
can't believe rapelad got bail
mad how words on a screen can turn a man into a raving lunatic, reposting the most deranged schizo-babble believing it to be esoteric knowledge
>>216380671The ideal human society?
>>216380580Id like to watch that one with lad from downton abbey in it again
3 eggs (scrambled) 1 piece of wholemeal toastavocadochickenricebroccoliyogurt berriesgranolasteak6 eggs (fried) thats me for the day then x
much to think about
>>216380640>>216380673Same film
bat bag bellortab gall ebb
>>216380723Paddington 2?
simpsons hit and run sex mods
LIKE A BAT OUTTA HELL I'LL BE GONE WHEN THE MORNING COMES
Neeed a behorned gf
cate
>>216380725tasteless shite, imagine eating like that ok a saturday
>>216380616*replies to that email*
>>216380767fuckup vegnonce
>>216380741This one
>>216380764brush the cat
>>216380760horned and behorned mean the same thing?
>>216380725>9 eggssmelly weirdo
simpsons tit and bum
>>216380783Im assuming
>>216380783no
kek how does he do it
>yogurt>berries>granola
>>216380750Bizarre this made me laugh out loud
good morning you despicable incel slimes
>>216380804snceaing
>>216380790whats on the menu for you then
Might take the family to watch Fackham Hall
get the guardian first dates posted
the moon is looking at me nowI'm going to take drugs
>>216380817not 9 eggs cos i'm not a fucking weirdo
nooooo you can't just eat food! that's gayyyy1!!!
>>216380817toss up between a kizza or an abdul curry
man sneezing outside
>>2163808178eggs
>>216380817handful of spinach ancestral grain porridgequarkhalf an applelemon juicewholegrain spaghettigarlicleftover vegsourdough toastplant-based butterdamson jam
>>216380804granola is usually sugary af
>>216380838fuck off and snort your fent cody go on
>>216380836whats wrong with eating 9 eggs
>you will never put your dick in the Dob
>>216380849no it isn't? not here anyway
tbf clogging up your guts with nine eggs is the opposite of gay unless you're into some literal kinky shit
repeatedly flexing the muscles that retract my bollocks so they swing three feet up and down like a yoyo
>>216380851can't make one right guess can yousuppose it's all you know however
>>216380852Imagine the smell
>>216380864how do eggs clog up your guts? they literally get 100% digested
a single peach in a bowler hat
>>216380580first bloodmad maxmad max fury road
can't believe dobby wasn't introduced until s5, feels like she was there throughout the whole show
>>216380881*plum floating in perfume served in a mans hat
Why are we helping Jamaica? If we had a natural disaster would Jamaica be sending planes over here to help?
>>216380875what smell?
dobby was pretty unlikeablenot as unlikeable as the two main characters of course
>>216380915what are you on about? dobby and super hans were the only two likeable characters in the whole show
imagine eating so many boiled eggs that you end up farting out whole undigested ones like a chicken
>>216380580dredd
dobby is a free elf
>>216380929>the main sexual interests were the only likeable characters
good morning x
>>216380864Gay men are after all famously not kinky and very vanilla
>>216380934that happened to my uncle imambacchus
When you've had enough of the little freeloader that lives in your spare room, refuses to get a job and spends all day cosplaying Enoch Powell...
>>216380929And daryl
>>216380929super hans yes dobby no
just squirted everywhere woops :P
>>216380967yes and darylapril was alright too
gay anal douching is a myth created by benders to make it seen like they're not into poo
feel like SHIT
going to a Halloween party tonightthere will be fanny theregirl fanny
>>216380852i just wouldn't want to be near you after that
>>216380580hard boiled
>>216380994you wouldn't even know
daddy found an oak gallthen we found another one in a different placea different kind
>>216380992scary
>>216380992good luck lad xx
my bedroom has stalactites growing from the ceiling
wearing the blush cardigan sprayI will light the sandalwood incenseand maybe the moonlit goddess candle
>>216381030dear esther ah ah ah ah nigga looking mofugga bixxernooder pooer in the looer
https://youtu.be/w-lE0NrCDC4?t=163
>>216381030are they made from cum
sooner I got to the gym sooner I can come back
>>216380764he looks like he's plotting your downfall
>>216380998grown ass man typing this btw
>>216381060that's what all catbergs do
>>216381086you wish
>>216381087not my catbergcatberg loves me
>>216381030stalactites are girlsstalagmites are boys
>>216381087this >>216381109
>>216380852cholesterol, how you would digest it, your fartsplenty of things moron
>>216381060>>216381087omg lol did you guys get this from reddit? haha great stuff
>>216381123yank education exposed
workmen just caught me running up the stairs on all fours
>>216381123plenty of gym girls eat even more than that per day desu
right well that's me off to greggs
The Australian Heart Foundation used to have its logo on egg cartons to say they probably wouldn't kill you
ate a whole chocolate orange and now everything I eat has an orangey aftertaste
what a loser couldn't be mehaha
>>216381165if the logo isn't there any more does that mean they actually will kill you
Not arsed about Remembrance DayNot arsed about poppies
might move to carnarvon, western australia
>>216381199'ki
>>216381206Na white
>>216381186how can a girl be single for 15 yearsshe's not even unattractive or fatthere would be a literal army of blokes willing to date her
>>216381128god you're such a misery guts
>>216381150imagine all their farts
>>216381199indeed, if you're dumb enough to go to war for the jews then you deserved to get shot
>>216381199Alri Abdul
>>216381203what happens there
Don't wear a poppy anymore, even though I used to collect for the legion in my teens. Wouldn't be right given my political leanings.
>>216381222it's like 4am in yankland too this nigga is staying up all night making himself angry for no reason
>>216380964Enoch Powell spent a good part of his life being a respected if slightly poofy teacher in the classicsFun fact, our left wing icon Gough Whitlam was one of his students and he was one of the few lecturers he respected
poos and farts are disgustingeven if they come from attractive women
>>216381222hmm I'm not the one who's hated by animals thoughever *shrugs*
>>216381224our most popular instagram influencer made a whole diet around it, there was lots of jokes in that regard
>>216381215Gypsies arent white lad
boiled onion for dinner
>>216381232i''ve no idea, i am curious about the northwestern coast of australia though, it's an enigmatic part of the country, no one really knows what happens there
>>216381232It's bananas
eucalyptus leaves for tea
>>216381235I'm not angry you sillyI bet you want me to be thoughalso it's 1:30
>>216381227Jews started ww1 now?
>>216381240poof
>>216381251I’m no gypsy>>216381231White
>>216381240ah yes the "I'm a flaming homo but I'm not ready to accept it yet" gf
was working in london through the week and they took us out for drinks at the sterlingwas seething the whole time thinking about this place
>>216381256nothing really, theres some proper prehistoric landscapes up there, you can get cruises that go around the coast
>>216381269jews started every war in at least the last millennium
>>216381265yay
>>216381274:)
eating walnuts and listening to early metallica
Andrew Mountbatten Windsor
>>216381285yeah i've heard there are stromatolites that are literally 3 billion years old
>>216381269Yeah sorry but literally no one is associating ww1 with Remembrance Day anymore
business idea board game dice made out of cubic wombat poos
>>216381279Seem to remember something posted before about how completely mental she is
>>216381290Chinese looking fella
>>216381307Really? I only associate it with ww1. Genuinely think youre not English
>>216381307bizarre post
>>216381307ridiculous assertion
Don't wear a poppy until after Halloween, me. Just feels weird to have a respectful item on at a time when people are dressing up as dracula and that.
>>216381327Good for you you’re not the majority. People think of ww2 and Iraq Afghanistan >>216381342Refute it>>216381345You’re not even from here yeah just pipe down yeah champ?
The notion that anyone in WW1 died for our freedom and right to vote is absurd. The problem of German unification was the sole motivation, and they were no more or less democratic than the British at the time.
>>216379751are you 70 years old? go jogging and start lifting weights 6 days a week you stupid fat bastard
>>216381305doesn't roll off the tongue does it?
>>216381360Ive only seen women break the minutes silence
>>216381367oh okay
>>216381380>>216381380>>216381380
started going to a korean barber and he gives me the best trims ever, never had so many compliments on my hair
woe to the down-pressorthey eat the bread of sorrowwoe to the down-pressorthey'll eat the bread of sad tomorrow
Lads I'm starting to think that antisemitism may not be an all-encompassing theory of history
>>216381367>The problem of German unification was the sole motivationThat thing that had occurred 40years before ?
>>216381375I got made to stand outside in Primary school once because I kept laughing. I wasn't laughing at the minutes silence, but I couldn't hold it in when looking around the room and everyone was stone-faced. Just felt absurd and then because I was trying not to laugh, I laughed even harder.
>>216381302dum diddley dum diddley dum dum dum dum dum dumdum diddley dum diddley dum dum dum dum dum dum
>>216381395Yes? Read about it.
mad how we always leave out how brits knowingly sent thousands of anzacs to their certain death at gallipoli
