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boob tape and that

I will not observe the minutes silence you can’t force me

does britain still have phone booths? we still have them but they're completely free now

The causes of WWI were a cavalcade of political and diplomatic autism on all sides

>>216381402
obscene

>>216381406
Its ok youre already a social pariah

>>216381420
in london they're filled with photos of naked women

remembrance day feels weird for me because here it's independence day so everyone is cheering and celebrating, plus there's a big parade
it's also a day off if it falls during the week

might move to kangaroo island

>only pay phones are free
we really are opposite land

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>editiom

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>>216381423
One autist in particular

for me it's bread with all seeds on

>>216381436
whats the general consensus amongst polish women on slightly over weight 30 year old balding english men?

snatching pigeons out of the air and eating them

>>216381420
a lot of them have been turned into food stalls selling things like falafel or cakes

definitely playing russian roulette with these farts because i can feel a poo in the chambe

>>216381429
Wrong again.
Not doing well this morning are you

gay porn screaming

>>216381461
an upgrade apparently

>>216381470
just finished snapping one off me lad feeling like a new man

>>216381461
Once had a cute Polish girl all over me. Sadly she had a kid already so i wasnt going to touch that

>>216381462
ernest hemingway used to do that

>>216381477
Sorry i dont believe you

>>216381480
>>216381483
*surreptitiously opens skyscanner*

Just picked my brother up from a party. Bet he shagged

>>216381420
some have been repurposed to house defibrillators

I have a book about NZ during WW1 called The Great Wrong War and it has a big section about how before the war New Zealanders loved the german empire and hated USA/France/Japan and all the propaganda the government had to put out to flip those opinions

women shouldn't be allowed to breed

projectile sharting into the mcdonalds drive thru window then speeding away

Why is Charlie Kirk's wife whoring herself out already

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grim

>>216381523
she's a single mother now, gotta make that bread

>>216381526
mosque alice springs where?

>>216381523
There’s a video of her putting tear drops in her eyes before going on stage

Anyone been to Perth, Scotchland? Looks nice

>>216381526
mad how powerful Islam is

>>216381545
Saudi Arabian government backing

it's unfair that the focus on the gallipoli campaign is mainly on anzac forces when a lot of brits also fought and died there
not sure why there's a myth that britain overused colonial forces to spare precious british lives when the majority of deaths on the imperial side were british

vomiting into a grocery bag and selling it on ebay

>>216381372
not fat or old
that's how i feel comfortable doing it so i'm going to do it cunt

>>216381509
before WWI the anglosphere were generally big fans of german culture, philosophy, science and technology
The Rest is History have a bit about it

>>216381543
yeah i was there earlier this year
wanted to book a taxi to scone palace, accidentally phoned a company in perth, australia and the little paki fella was all for it, said he'll have a car over in 45 minutes.

>>216381561
Unironically one film. It even portrays the Australian officers as Brits when they only had Australian officers

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Day 14 of abstaining from watching porn.
Day 8 without masturbating.
Day 4 after seeing an escort to try to lose my virginity at 29.

I'm fairly certain I got an erection in my sleep last night. I also had quite a vivid dream for the first time in a while.

I'm hopeful that I may be healing. I'm gonna order some supplements to see if any help with my libido.

>>216381523
All part of the plan.
Trump will be dead soon and Vance just isn't popular and risks losing control of MAGA.
Vance has already been publicly denouncing his wife for being Hindu and not converting to Christianity. So the plan was to murder popular MAGA Charlie Kirk so Vance can divorce his wife and marry Erika as a white Christian president/first lady

>>216381240
youre a fag posting a "stud"

>>216381591
jesus christ man

>>216381561
it's because it was a definitive part of australian and nz history, britain has plenty of other historical moments to point to, no need to get greedy

>>216381566
just walking to the shops every now and then is really not good enough exercise, you need to actually push yourself

What are your legs?

>>216381572
All fine when germans were strong but not a massive threat. Britain had the biggest over seas empire and suddenly germany started building a massive navy

creating a cum golem

>>216381602
creature of life

maybe i'll choke the chicken and burp my snorkel all over them flappy-ass tits

sharting all down my legs in the line at centrelink

>>216381616
bones and flesh

had a cheese sarnie for brekkie

>>216381606
the shops are a distance and i already mentioned gradually building up to strenuous exercise

It's a lush autumn morning and I'm happy to wake up alive

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Da news

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Mary Earps, Alessia Russo and Ella Toone of England pose for a photograph as players of England enjoy a boat ride in Teddington, England (2022)

Fugg! I just found out the Three Stooges are dead.

>>216381644
What are they going to do?

>>216381663
yeah if your algo's shagged

I had sex with Charlie Kirk

>>216381672
they'd be like 120 years old if they were alive ya eejit

will smith just slapped charlie kirks neck in the titan submersible

My only engagement with British culture is having bad teeth and a stupid gay accent

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alri

>>216381604
you'd think so but in both world wars britain needs to constantly concede parts of its involvement for the sake of other nations
can't talk about the battle of britain anymore without "muh polish pilots"
canadians try to steal paschendale, too
not to imply that the involvement wasn't worthwhile. but even in britain you can't discuss those things without someone piping up that essentially britain did nothing and it was XYZ that did everything
>new ww2 game comes out
>for a change instead of the US, there's a UK faction
>"why is everyone english? what about scotland?"
>if we want to have all of britain represented, then we need the welsh and irish too"
>"we should add the austrailians"
>"we should include new zealand"
>"what about canada"
>"we need to include the polish"
>"the czechs also saved britain, add them in"
>"india supplied lots of manpower, it would be a crime to exclude them"
and so on

>>216381597
It's funny how transparent it all is

>>216381676
kick step walk kick

>>216381662
>lush
*Stabs you*

test

>>216381678
This isn’t my timeline it’s just on the search bit it’s not my algorithm

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have enougy money for a haircut and dinner today

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Zombie Rangiku...corrr...so peng....

>>216381697
get that fucking belly rubbed NOW

>>216381710
How fast can you run?

>>216381732
prefer not to say

>>216381732
faster than light

Morning poo. Done

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>>216381721
obviously it's algorithmic based on your clicks/time

sisterberg is 34 and has a 22 year old bf, if i were 34 and had a 22 yo gf people would call me a nonce

>>216381701
nigga they were called the WORLD wars for a reason

tired of the anti india grift ngl

mummys gonna cook pancakes today for me

>>216381701
all the YooKay did was help Jews in russia ruin the world

>>216381728
ugly bloke lol

>>216381746
Ohhhhhhh

>>216381749
is your sister fit? she got a nice arse?

>>216381740
How fast are you going to run?

>>216381754
>tf
>tp

Second coffee of the morn

>>216381754
same lad they are fucking revolting but anti-india racism has quickly become nothing but internet virtue signalling for soy right blue checkmark types

Get the Paddington Bear shagged and decapitated

>>216381749
No they wouldnt

>>216381728
pretty

>>216381749
post your sister's legs

>>216381790
ohhh somebody's jealous

>>216381603
What?

>>216381770
she's mutton dressed as lamb
>>216381799
covered in tattoos

>>216381754
If anything it hasnt gone far enough

Don't want to visit my mother. Just end up upsetting her anyway. What's the point?

>>216381813
need to see what your sister's colon looks like

just ate fucking heaps of yoghurt

oak galls for daddy oak galls for me

>>216381701
For me its games like the saboteur where they change the english character into irishman because theyre more likeable or something

does farting count as a breach of the minutes silence

>>216381829
can you heap yoghurt?

>>216381752
happy for all those people to make their own stuff about their own contributions
just stop asking the british to be the ones to do it

>>216381829
greek yog?

>>216381820
get her telt
tell her you didnt ask to be born and she raised you wrong because she smoked and drinked while you were in her womb shes an uncaring bitch who deserves nothing

>>216381420
the standard BT phone booths are long gone but we've kept a lot of the old red ones for nostalgia reasons

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So excited for Bleach TYBW series 4. Kubo is based

mad how people shag in africa despite the 30% aids rate

>>216381811
state of your entire life

>>216381843
A lot of our yoghurt is pot set and it it indeed possible to stack it in a little heap

>>216381846
brits didnt do shit get over yourselves

sheryl crow
cheryl cole

>>216381836
it's annoying and you end up with really weird motleys
day of infamy was quite bad for it. i thought i was getting to enjoy a britain faction and then i had to listen to canadians yell "watch your keester" or run around with a turban

>>216381855
She's a teetotaller, and has never smoked. Schizophrenic and took antipsychotics during my gestation which is arguably worse.

>>216381506
I think I would have turned out so much differently if I had a brother
definitely less incellish and weird

>>216381888
both fit

mental and I mean mental how nobody talks about how our ancestors bought freedom for all slaves like 200 years ago and we were still paying the debt up until like 5 years ago

bloody mental fucking idiots are to blame for the downfall of britain

>>216381882
if our contribution was irrelevant, yours was even more so
but that's not the point

having a listen to the rolling stones

some dickhead cracker is bagging their dog poo and leaving it on my running trail
if you’re going to bag it then take it with you otherwise it’ll sit there for months

having a poo shower

greasing up the cat

>>216381897
Same but he’s younger than me. Would’ve had to have been older than me to have any affect

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honey bear !

growing mutton chops

stomach 'urts

>>216381913
its well known brits stole credit for many Australian achievements during ww2

need to know what the pocket monster of the day is

>>216381893
>>216381836
your mistake was thinking britain isn't very much the bad guy of most of history

>>216381919
Facts bruv people do that near me and hang the bags on trees. May aswell just leave the dog shit if you’re gonna do that

>>216381902
cheryl's got that awful arse tattoo though

putting a fishhook up an aussies anus and throwing him in the water to lure 'the big one'

>>216381941
Don't think he plays Pokémon anymore. He's into Umamusume now.

>>216381941
heard that its going to be horsea

>>216381914
I mean let’s be honest it’s really London, Paris, Rome and Venice

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john monash
a true english patriot

>>216381954
scream

why does sacked tranny pretend to be friends with mousey

can hardly believe pharmacists used to develop photos, seems weird

>>216381952
it's sexy and i want it in and around my mouth

>>216381940
oh no brits that fought and died wanted to talk about their experience and more people listened

>>216381992
when 190 dies every single one of these characters is going to disappear

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*^____^*

can't believe how almost everyone used to smoke until like 30 years ago, considering how stinky it makes you

>>216382007
yea but dont act surprised now that people are waking up to your devious ways

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LIV
ERP
OOL

>>216382026
thought everyone still did smoke over there

do gays even feel love or are they just horny all the time

>>216381749
ever go into her room and smell her bras and pants

>>216382016
grown ass man btw

ball beg cat
or
bag act bell

>>216382016
:D !

>>216382034
i think more people vape these days even though nicotine vapes are still technically illegal without a prescription, you can still buy them at almost any convenience store

>>216381757
Tell me about Russian women.

smokin on that squidwards suicide pack

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Need Emma Watson to sit on my face and unleash an unholy stink from the pit of her bowels.

>>216382029
that's fine, just speak up for yourselves instead of getting britain to do it
it's illegal to be english as it is, don't make it harder for them

>>216382043
no but i spied on her while she was getting changed once, she caught me and came out and yelled at me

doing the Jeff the killer face in my bathroom mirror and screaming with fear

>>216381874
Yeah I know.

need to renew my iptv subscription soon

>>216382057
are you really? I don't believe you

>>216382084
spcve7wmow

>>216382074
no worries ill phone mr britain and tell him to cut it out

rorke rorkeianly rorkeing his rorkeian rorkeisms

running a creepypasta arg on my alzheimers-ridden grandad

i used to get stiffys at the weeing lady scenes from little britain

rorke opening his bussy to the british legion this november

juneteenth finna be crazy

>>216382083
ohhhh you dirty little fucker you incestuous pig man i wish i had a sister

>>216382121
piss is the thinking mans (and womans) kink

>>216382109
rorkelical

the way you talk to me must change brit

im a fucking mongo retard spasticulant

>>216382132
horrible post

remembered i just had wine for tea yesterday and nothing else

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>>216382101

forgot it was sunday today

rorke mistakenly calling the royal british legion club down the road the imperial legion club and everyone wondering what the fuck he's on about

remembering the girl who used to molest me in year 7
>"no get your hands off my penis in the middle of the geography lesson"
i just wanted to go home and play halo :(

>>216382121
for me it was whenever daphe got tied up in scooby doo

i'm in a k-hole licking balloon knot

>>216382140
*poos onto a tray and smashes it into your face like a pie*

rorke donating his PIP to streamers in order to save his people

>>216382132
i'm not attracted to her like, i was just a pubescent cretin at the time and wanted to see what boobs looked like

>>216382147
not me who done it mate. now about her tits and arse can you give us a detailed description

>>216382166
pubescent cretin

after sniffing a lot of my sisters pants ive come to the conclusion that fannies smell like lenor

rorke reporting to racism HQ for his latest top secret assignment

flying out to eswatini in December

>>216382177
what did they look like

*gets the antipodean spray out*

>>216382195
good post

>>216382206
>>216382188
*gets the no-nonce spray out*

>>216382222
a spray that works against people that aren't nonces, then?

distracting the antipodeans with puerile racist posts so that they can play in a corner while the brits talk about the serious matters of the day

doing a dog poo

>>216382160
What a weird thing to make up

hallelujah /brit/ amen

>>216382230
serious matters such as?

why the fuck is Bryan Cranston on Saturday kitchen live??????

>>216382230
*pretends like it worked so we can quietly formulate a plan of action against you amongst ourselves*

>>216382239
lack the creativity to make up something like that me
reckon that was what made me weird around women

i can believe only an autistic freak would think to say
>"no get your hands off my penis in the middle of the geography lesson"
even if someone had their hands on his penis in the middle of a geography lesson because it's such a virgin thing to think or say

unravelling a giant map of the /brit/ compound onto a table and pointing out the patrol patterns of the guards so the kiwi can distract them while another aussie sneaks in and steals the precious diamond

>>216381945
Always thought we were the protagonists

timmy up and early to pick up his suits from the dry cleaner, to impress katy on his date
cronem snoring real gud, wearing the same clarted nike tech when he'll administer adjustment

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computer has done this thing where i can't see thumbnails of my photos. Not good. Going in blind here, hopefully it's not a personal photo

>>216382284
well i didn't really think or say that it was just for illustrative purposes
more like just moving her hand away and maybe telling her stop if she kept doing it

>>216381402
should be arrested for dressing like this and then raped in prison (by me)

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>>216382325
what about this?

>>216381914
fucking hate yank tourists whenever I go to Italy they're everywhere talking in their ugly accents and wearing their ugly clothes

>>216382349
czechia? i hardly know her?

>>216382307
if it's windows 10 that happens sometimes after it downloads updates but before installing them
I forget why but it's fucking bullshit

>checks republic
>yep it's still there

>>216382388
screamin

>>216382307
>he doesn't have a naming system for photos/images
Why not?

>>216382378
how do i install updates

Gonna try forgetting about the escort I saw for a few days.

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>>216382388

>>216382393
probably doesn't have autism

czechia be kidding me

>>216382388
Checked

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>>216382393
i just aggressively hit keys when naming everything. Too much effort innit

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Soledade, aged 14, was last seen in Annandale at 11.30am on Friday, 31 October 2025.

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>>216382407
Well yes I'm certainly on the spectrum, but it seems perfectly reasonable?

>>216382400
get some viagra, go back and shag the shit out of her

new korean bloke at work constantly going on about how much he hates the japanese

>>216382428
sinister tone to this post. not sure why, just an intuitive feeling

>>216382398
click windows icon on taskbar then click power button there should be an option to restart and update

>>216382428
got approached in the park last night by some blokes with a drone looking for a missing person
they thought i was him lol

>>216382431
thats not a rat

>>216382451
ok, be back once im restarted

>>216382431
need to see moth 3 full size please

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>>216382458
It quite obviously is

>>216382449
someone who goes out of their way to find missing children cases then post them on 4chan is probably a pedophile yeah

>>216382470
post home garden

>>216382470
ratbergé

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>>216382468
Sure!

>>216382470
look at the little fella
look at his glowing gleaming eye

>>216382431
i've enjoyed your posts previously

>>216382431
>Farnham
corr is that frensham pond area?
used to hang around there a lot

>>216382473
>goes out of their way
they're just facebook posts from nsw police you weirdos

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>>216382479
Haven't lived there for ten years now so why not

>>216382484
lovely thank you
that's a very special beautiful moth

>>216382494
hit dog hollers

>>216382498
woke gone mad not even gardens are safe

rorke shouting at his neighbour for erecting a gazebo without planning permission

sir missing person

>>216382470
up to no good, this chap

>>216382498
that's a nice garden
do you miss it?

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>>216382488
Thanks lad
>>216382491
Exactly the place, small world. It's beautiful isn't it? Not quite as striking as Bohemia I am sure, but it's quaint and cosy. I'm often walking down that way.
>>216382504
This photo of the same moth is much better - look at those colours!

im a stone cold trucel you stupid fucking bitch

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>>216382529

>>216382542
scnreaig

>>216382527
oh I didn't realize he had a gold sheen
sort of gold and silver combination
very nice

>>216382520
I like rats, I'd not harm one. There's a colony of sorts outside my workplace and when I'm outside having a fag I can see them all running around in the woods. Adorable little fellas
>>216382526
Not really - it wasn't *my* garden per se, my fathers. It was a nice view from my stinky incel bedroom at least

I went to view a house that smelled of damp as soon as I walked in. Should I avoid it? It had been left empty for a while with the windows closed, could it be because of that?

got the richard the fourth on

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>>216382550
Have another - this ones my favourite

>>216382527
i lived in aldershot for over a decade so i know the area well
that's a box tree moth btw, invasive species from china, the caterpillars eat box leaves, often killing the plant

>>216382527
fat fingers

fag poster loves his fag moths

>>216382551
>I like rats, I'd not harm one
with that particular one, it might come down to you or him honestly

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>>216382551
<3

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cant park there mate xD

>>216382558
some smell of damp is unavoidable in old houses
it will always smell worse if it has been sat empty for a while and kitchen drain pipes left unconnected etc

>>216382558
rent or buy?
avoid either way but when renting sometimes you have little choice
if you're buying they surveyor will tell you about any damp issues or if it's just stuffy with surface mold

>>216382570
love his little feathery antennas
look similar to bat ears

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>>216382572
Surrey/Hampshire are probably the nicest places for living in all the UK, provided you have money. Hope you enjoyed your stay here.

what the shitting hell is this new captcha

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>>216382600

overdosing on cock

>>216382598
>rent or buy?
What do you mean
>>216382594
There were pipes yes

fancies himself a photographer doesn't he. embarrassing

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sussex mogs surrey

one attempt at losing my virginity please lady of the njght

>>216382631
>What do you mean
i mean are you looking to rent it or to buy it?

>>216382635
Just take photos on my phone mate, it isn't that deep, but it is nice to look back on your life no?

>>216382628
is he red and green? or more sort of taupe?
>>216382606
this is a perfect photograph

marinating myself in sweat and gooch grease

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>>216382640
>>216382606
thats cute, anyway, this is the view from my toilet

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>>216382640
I'm partial to Sussex too, but home is home.
>>216382671
>is he red and green? or more sort of taupe?
Red and light brown I reckon - that one wouldn't leave me alone, kept blowing him off my hand out the window but he'd fly right back onto my hand - reckon he liked the salt

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time to find a sharp stone

>>216382635
>>216382690
this is far more embarrassing than anything he's posted

>>216382668
Er don't know haha, next question

>>216382628
>>216382671
cinnabar moth

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>this is far more embarrassing than anything he's posted

>>216382723
This man knows his moths - respect.

>>216382736
why they got those foreign tropical trees there. ruins the vibe doesnt it

>>216382727
lukewarm reddit yank banter

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IIIIIIIII'M THE WITCHFINDER GENERAAAAAAAL

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this is basically how i imagine britain

>>216382756
>>216382756
>>216382756

>>216382753
Get them in our ground
Get them fertilised
Get them watered
Get them pruned

morning lads and lasses and everyone in between. I currently have an itch inside my ear that i cannot seem to scratch x

>>216382723
oh very nice thanks for the info