moth 3
>>216382756
shagging my pet moth
that's halloween suddenly over then
i understand the binomial theoremi can use iti simply choose not to, because it is cumbersome
>>216382756mothberge
>>216382760stop tormenting me you brute
my pedophile moth uncle
And what should they know of England who only England know?
will have been over a week since I last saw the toilfu, wonder if she'll greet me with a hug on monday
>>216382797i'm coming to get you
>>216382819Do you have a missus at home or something? Why isn't toilfu your wife?
um... cheesed to meet you
Bruce marching straight into the south pacific sea in the direction of Britain, never to be seen again
Massala from "EE" just rang me there but she put the phone down before i could have some fun with her
>>216382753The Earl's Garden at Arundel Castle is designed in a Renaissance Italian style, fused with tropical planting schemes that thrive in the coastal Sussex climate, it's one of the most enchanting gardens I have ever visited.
On that spot just in front of where the picture was taken suffragette Emily Davison threw herself/was pulled under the kings horse. There's even a plaque commemorating her death. Can't say I've got much love the woman, but it's interesting.
>>216382836no I don't have a missus that's why I become hopelessly infatuated with random girls I work with, thought that was obvious
>>216382876If she's hugging you ask her out mate, wtf
>>216382862bit poncey
>>216382861i always like to tell the insurance callers that the car accident was actually my fault and that a passenger/child had died when they mention the injuries were only minor
got the window open to air out the overnight stink
you should
>>216382861nigga named after a curry
New Zealand - care to explain yourself mate? What's this about?
coughing up purple foam
what on earth
>>216382884she already has a partner, girls are known to hug people for reasons other than physical attraction
>>216382900wank?
>>216382891update on my Hinge ban lads. I appealed and they said they wouldn't look into it unless i post a picture of my ID to prove i am me. So it looks like they're banning to provoke you to be an ID slave. Not doing it
leftypol calling his kids rogan and josh
>>216382901she said she was called Sarah or some shit but she was a curry person
>>216382903explain what? never seen a house before?
nostalgic af for hawk tuah
>>216382851cheesed, im sure
>>216382920what creepy shite were you doing to get yourself banned m8?
>>216382912>framed anime posters>VLCholy cringe
>>216382917My colleagues don't usually want to hug me. But I'm too autistic and go for a hand shake anyway even if it's a woman.
Massala, sister of a certain C. Tika
>>216382935she doesn't look like she gives good head
>>216382943nothing. I had the app for 7 hours and sent 2 normal boring messages in that time. barely touched it.Im saying they're banning to try and force you to post your ID
kiwi blowjob got that huk tewa sput on thet thung
poo pooha, poo on that thang
Today`s Pocket MonsterofThe day is ..Glaceon !!
>>216382977
>>216382987it has a little haircut
MOUSEY MOUSEY OVER THEREHE LIKES GIRLS WHO CANT GROW PUBIC HAIR
start respecting nz. tired of being at the bottom of the pecking order
poo zealand
>so tell me about yourself anon
>>216383014The real Mrs Incredible could have any body shape she wanted and she chose that one.
mother x daughter futa not represented enough in the hentai community lowkey
>>216383023poo peeland
>>216382947I'd be lying if I said it was common but I do get the occasional hug from a female colleague, usually after a tough shift or something like that. I'm quite popular at toil which helps
>>216383030
creaming
cronem snoring real loudtimmy huffing and puffing in the gym
>>216383030strange set of eyebrows on this one
I am unironically a leftist Yorkshire ultranationalist and irredentistYorkshire should be one socialist republic and the greatest nation on earth. From Sheffield to Settle to Scarborough, from Hull to Halifax and Harrogate.Four modern counties, Three Ridings, One Yorkshire.
>>216383030Sir Cross Dresser
>>216383036not taking gyp from po)oland
>>216383059TRUE AD REAL
today i feela gay
>>216383059niggas got a poo street
>>216383079gay Mario be like
serving cunt in the mirror while i brush me veneers
>>216383089pscr
experiencing.... interruptions?
>>216383089
fs can never find the pictures i want to post need to make even more subfolders
unleashing unspeakable evils on my poor toilet
Been away for a week did DTFIC fuck off or die?
>>216383103google handing out clartenings x
>>216383059Northern Independence Party?
am i the only one who has little pride or love for their county
>>216383097
>>216383121nah he finally managed to fit in. we all had a party to celebrate x
hawk tuah spit on that thing!
hawk tuah spit in his ring
wiping my bum 96,472,852,367 times in a row
puffing up my nipples for the night out later
>>216383128LARPers unfortunatelyWe will wait for the balkanisation of Wales and Scotland to make our move
the read:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_anus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxoRt7qmd4s
>>216383161didn't ask for your biography
>>216383159the yorkshire party are tories mr "leftist"
>>216383161>External view of a woman's anus, without hair
>>216383166dunnem
>>216383161oh yeah i've read that before. Thought it was full of shit
rorke tuah
What does donating to a political party even mean? Are you just chucking them a tenner and joining a mailing list or what
>>216383184It means Sir Keir Starmer will know who you are and who you are voting for and send you to the gulag
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perineal_raphe#/media/File:Perineal_Raphe.jpg
mental how many of the pictures are of girls arses instead of mens
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>>216383218mental how their arses and fannies are this closehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perineal_raphe#/media/File:Perineal_raphe_in_female.jpg
right that's enough extreme closeups of bumholes for today
>>216383256this girl was wet at the time which means taking naked pics for wikipedia is a kink
>This is a cropped image showing a human female anus. It was originally taken from an image uploaded by Wikimedia Commons editor Yuika17, with the description "日本語: 日本人女性のおしり English: Japanese woman's buttocks". The file was uploaded under a Creative Commons Share Alike 4.0 International license
>>216383274how do you know she just didnt have a massive wee right before?
>>216383256>>216383215how are these the same specieskatie and jamal
>>216383215katys' pov
I need my dick suuuucked
why you looking at battyholes at 10 o'clock in the morning?
>>216383292why jay kay
just clicked a link and saw a brown blokes hairy gooch
Another day as the bumhole picture curator (which I do for free) complete.
How many trick or treaters did you get then
y do we liv, jus to sufer??
For me it's Facesitting Moms
can i upload a pic of my arse to wikipedia
/brit/
>>216383328nonestupid yank shite
you lot ever done a wank outdoors?
>>216383334>momvpn off Cody O'Donnell
>>216383292very concerned doggo
>>216383328had a group of about 9 guisers come after arrangement with one of their mums i work with because it's not a normal thing herei made them hot chocolates and they cleared out all the sweets we had in seconds.
>>216383341KTIM
>>216383349It's the title of the website bruce
>>216383328none because I live in a block of flats
>>216383161>anus affected by hemorrhoidsktim
>>216380580Rambo: First Blood (1982)Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985)Rambo III (1988) Rambo (2008)Rambo: Last Blood (2019)The Terminator (1984)Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1991)Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003)Terminator Salvation (2009)Terminator Genisys (2015)Terminator: Dark Fate (2019)Universal Soldier (1992)Universal Soldier II: Brothers in Arms (1998)Universal Soldier III: Unfinished Business (1998)Universal Soldier: The Return (1999)Universal Soldier: Regeneration (2010)Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning (2012)
new england, halloween, orange leaves in the apple groves, pumpkins, warm orange lights, a chilled breeze, scarfs on, yep its kino
Mental hearing women talk about their experience of harassment and how men don't understand, when I have had my arse fingered, cock and balls groped, balls grabbed and squeezed, ass pinched and slapped all without my consent. Even my first kiss (by a girl) was non consensual
>>216383358he knows he's in for fannylickingtoil in a couple of hours
cant afford to turn on the aga this winterwill have to make do with leccy heaters
>>216383390poof
>>216383343It's literally a British thing though. Stop falling for yank propaganda that Halloween is theirs.
>>216383390how'd you get your arse fingered then?
>>216383390this bloke out there living his life thinking it's normal for everyone to have been nonced by a touchy uncle
found a pornstar that looks like the proto-gf, corr i'm a proper pig in shit now
>>216383390ktim but 70% of the time it was gay men, and only a few times by women
>>216383386wouldn't that be "scarves"?
>>216383386>poofter scarf in aussie*ties a noose with your scarf and hangs you from a jacaranda tree*
>>216383390I think a feminine male would get more harassment than a woman as most men would probably see it as okay
>>216383403they put a finger in my bumhole
>>216383411sounds a bit you know what
older sisters friends used to lock me in their room and make me play the rape game with them when i was in school, fucked me up big time
>>216383403>getting changed after PE>boy comes up behind me and shoves his finger up my ass>>216383404Was never touched by an adult, it was all other boys at school - some weird sexual domination thing. >>216383416I only got touched by one actual gay.>>216383426Thing is I'm not even feminine, I was taller than most boys at school and markedly fatter. It was a domination thing not a sexual thing.
>>216383427i see
>>216383421it says new england you fraek nz idiotic moronical CUNT
>>216383391:/
>>216383390you're a victim
>>216383256It's rare but the wall between the two can erode and creates an anal fistula so they shit out of their fannies
>>216383447still time to delete this brucehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_England_(New_South_Wales)
>>216383391Lucky little cunt
>>216383457Yep. My school was all kinds of fucked up, and my conditioned reaction to violence was to freeze up.
>>216383442my numbers are inflated by one particularly aggressive gay man who would do it a lot on nights out.but have had my cock and balls groped and nipples licked by one woman, and arse & thigh grabbed by another at a christmas partywoke up at a halloween party with a drumstick in the bed i was in which i can only assume went up my arse at some point. but i can't guarantee the gender
picking out ingrained toenail toil on the cards today i reckoncan barely walk
did a double penetration on a bird at last nights halloween sex party
Mental how badly I mindraped him
>>216383415work with a girl that has more than a passing resemblance to Stella Cox, it's pretty great
recall that seen in the film Scum where the weak lad gets forcibly bummed by a group of older lads in the greenhouse. One of the staff men sees it but does nothing.quite grim
>>216383470mad how quickly you made that entire wikipedia article just to post this
>>216383464https://www.vice.com/en/article/rectal-ejaculation-study/
>>216383415i had an ex who looked like chase ryder
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>did a double penetration on a bird at last nights halloween sex party
>>216383505i wanked to that when i was a teenager
>>216383517Definitely not clicking that.
>>216383491Did the balls touch?
>>216383486Sorry to hear. Mine also actually, a "friend" of mine would "banter" by grabbing my ass and fondling my balls, and I'd shove/punch him and he'd laugh it off. Thought he was just weird but turned out he was bisexual.>and arse & thigh grabbed by another at a christmas partyWomen always do this man, fucking absurd. School teacher did it to me, and my exes mother used to caress my inner thigh and stare into my eyes. >a drumstick in the bed i was in which i can only assume went up my arse Jesus fucking christ
rorke wylin these days
had my arse pinched by women twice, men 0 timeshad my cock and balls groped by men twice, women 0 times
Y PPOS DUN SEASON DEY FOOD
>>216383530you're a wrong 'un
>>216383491did this with a mate once when a bit drunk at a party was worried it would feel gay or it would get weird but was actually like a bonding experience and totally heterosexualthe lad we were fucking loved it too
>>216383535Yeah my ballsack hangs quite low so it rubbed against his shaft (i had the bum)
>>216383538and we will take it and stay silent, not because we want to, but because we can
do you come with hte car?
I never got touched inappropriately :/
>>216383551Faggot
>>216383505>One of the staff men sees it but does nothing.That's how it is. "Boys will be boys." type shit. If you're too weak/unwilling to defend yourself, then you deserve it is the attitude most hold when it comes to men. The only reason women get so much airtime is they are not expected to defend themselves
>>216383566wouldn't be allowed this these daysdue to the woke, you understand
>>216383486>a drumstick in the bed i was in which i can only assume went up my arse at some point. but i can't guarantee the genderthe chicken was probably female
>>216383553Cute
>>216383551howling
ale tab bldgorbag lad belt
used to get these messages during the morning huddles at my old jobthe man has a wife so no clue what his game was
>>216383565True that. Who would care anyway? People laugh at men for admitting 1. That it happened, and 2. That it affected themI still cannot be touched by other men without feeling homicidal rage.
>>216383530
rorke is NOT recovering from this omd
>>216383571I mean in the context of the film the lad is like 11 years old and gets done up the arse by a group of 3 lads who look to be 17 or so. Not sure what he could have done. Later in the film he killed himself, as I recall.
>>216383566the early 2000s were the final dying embers of the blatant "sex sells" era
>oh noooo women keep touching my bum without my heckin consent! this is so awful!grow up
>>216383551
very zesty brit this morning
>>216383590yeah my bf can't shag my arse anymore without me having an episode
>>216383600chinkies own mg nowwould be chinkies on the car
NEW FROM OUR ANON:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqWzIxLz1Y8
>>216383551I didn't know the guy but we smoked a ciggy together once we were done with the bird and he was alright. The issue is that three other lads were watching and I had performance anxiety at first but at some point it stopped and I spaffed deep insiide her arse
>>216383613*bums you*
what are y'all up to this weekend?
>>216383589the brass neck to send that on the work's system lmaoliterally an instant sacking if he's dobbed in. Even if he isn't reported, this is the sort of shit that internal IT scrapers pick up and flag
>>216383614Fortunately I'm not a batty man, so this isn't a problem for me. It is a problem when a friend/family member hugs me though
wonder what the legality would be were you to spaff in a bowl of lollies and then just leave it out front your door on halloween
>>216383595what the heck
>>216383613bum looking fat lad xx
>>216383623sounds grim honestly 3 blokes all stood around while 2 blokes rail a single lady. too much cock in one place
>>216383631fuck all
>>216383631cinema, football and, of course, wanking
>>216383634i quit the next week and he still came for me when i announced it
>>216383631Halloween party tonight, going for lunch with mumberg tomorrow for a catch-up x
>>216383631squats later, then shitposting here, then early bed as I have work tomorrow
>>216383631hanging like a bat currentlywas supposed to clean the flat but thats uncertain because of the effects of the liquid jew
>>216383623Were there drugs involved How did this woman even find herself in this situation?
>>216383631sitting in my smelly flat alone
theres one of these in the MG office on marylebone road
>>216383631might walk into town and buy an electric blanket x
where's diego when you need him, we need a massive blog on
>>216383639probably at least in a grey area
>>216383613
>>216383653could definitely have got the cunt sacked for harassment, probably ruin his marriage too
>>216383653>he still came for meMore than once I'd imagine.
>>216383631Alternating between sitting in my desk chair, and laying in bed, holding back tears and praying that I die in my sleep.
>>216383668thanks mate, im out of data for the month already
>>216383665it's an orgy mate people sign up for it. I had drugs for me but I guess others were drinking like a normal party. Some women like plurality I guess. Later that night I had a more intimate intercourse with an older woman with grey hair with nobody else around
as always, lets give it a go
>>216383681>>216383680i understand the metoo movement now
>>216383690here you go mate
>>216383668>(2 KB, 50x34)Shan't even contemplate the idea of considering this.
Sir Andrew Mountbatten Windsor
>>216383698you the bald frechman?
>>216383701me when a see a slot machine at the pub
cheeky arsewank on the cards?
mad how ireland and scotland pretending to be countries when really ireland is just the test bed for england's colonial policies and scotland is just their foot soldiers . formally when you hear about things like THAH HIGHLAND REGIMEN
>>216383712no I'm the parisian with hairthe bald one is from southern france I think
>don't do Halloween because it's yank shit>I'll happily take the yanks culture wars though
>>216383698I see *takes notes*
Mental that the people that inflicted such suffering on me that I cannot emotionally bond with other men in any capacity probably don't even remember me.
>>216383631going to go spend time with the local stray cats and feed them
havent had a ham and lettuce and mayonnaise sandwich for a while used to love those love ham and all pig meat
really fancy fish and chips
your daughter's new classmate, Sir Kill Stabher, a sinister white boy with a knife
>>216383733Wholesome, I wish we had strays. There are only two catbergs in my local area, one of them doesn't like to be touched but he approaches me and meows at me, the other I've only seen once - when it climbed through my window when I was half asleep, and I woke up with it 10 inches from my face and screamed
Just figured out how to lose my virginity, ladsI'll be out of here before you know it
>>216383740might go to m&s and get a ham and lettuce and mayonnaise sandwichusually go for the pack of sausage rolls myself and a pork pieyes i will be eating them all today
iPad PR is so crazy because you think you absolutely need one until you get it
>>216383758fat git
>>216383755finally learned to spread your arsehole?
I've been touched up and groped by so many gay men and women in my teenage years, at raves, sometimes in the metro a woman would push up her arse against me on purpose and try to make her hand touch mine on the holding rail. Honestly don't see how it would traumatize you lads. I kinda despise when benders do it though they're extremely more aggressive than women
gymtoil, shoppingtoil, and collect parcels toil complete
why does cat coat colour correspond with temperament but human skin tone doesn't
>>216383758propa fat cunt you are
Cleaning my newly purchased first home
>>216383733chubby little furballs :3
what car do I get then
>>216383758Love pork pies love pork and pickle pies love sausage rolls of all kinds
*leaning into the bus drivers ear to whisper 'i'm not wearing any knickers' when leaving the bus*
>>216383733love when cats look like big chickens
>>216383773Because I was an innocent good natured child and I didn't enjoy people grabbing my testicles and pulling/squeezing on them, and them shoving their fingers up my arse maybe?
>>216383789mx5
>>216383789dacia duster
>>216383771No silly billy I'm going to sign up for an orgy
I've had more sex than hot dinners. Had so much sex I don't know what to do with it!
>>216383753when i lived in britain there wasn't such a thing as a stray because someone would always take them in. but any suburban area was full of themthese cats are legally recognised & protected under polish law as "homeless cats" and someone has built a little shelter for them. they get checkups at the vet & stuff too.>>216383788>>216383797i'm glad they're fatbergs because the thought of them going through winter is terrifying.
>>216383799Ah wellI was molested when I was still a boy so there's nothing sexual that phases me anymoreI think you just need to accept it and face your fears
>>216383810lad that does not make my statement any less true
>>216383805Fantastic little car, that
want to piss want to shit but can't be fucking arsed to go to the bathroom
mental how you can tell the women that are aren't batshit, runty and low IQ simply by their lack of tattoos. Works every time
>>216383810inb4>came in a fluffer
says on the pack that I shouldn't take ibuprofen for more than 3 days, ain't gonna listen to that shit, what's the worst that could happen?
>>216383787Tuesday is the first anniversary of me buying mine.Still haven't unpacked fully lmao.
Is Expedition 33 good
>>216383819>I was molested when I was still a boyMe too, but by a girl not much older than me. Supposed different people process things different ways. Aren't you also >>216383491 ? Sounds like you've gone down the hypersexual coping route.I've gone the opposite route.
>>216383824Sex with women doesn't require me to spread my ass
>>216383852good morning
too many trickle treaters last night ffs
In France they just call 'French mustard' 'mustard'
>>216383837Stomach ulcers
>>216383857Hello
>>216383850no the combat system was very repetitive and bored me quickly and there were too many cutscenes
>>216383851I was molested by women too lad. First an aunt (which went on for quite many years) but also my girl cousins. Though it wasn't violent ball twisting grabbing but more normal and tender
>>216383787>>216383845been saving for a deposit, but I don't think I will be able to buy one when the time comes, feel sick thinking about it
>>216383845Same lol one room is just a dumping ground
>>216383861what do they call a quarter pounder with cheese
>>216383852it's cute that you think women will be there
>>216383861they call it moutarde actually
>>216383837If you're going to take ibuprofen you should at the very least take a probiotic at the same time to protect your stomach a bit.Although in my opinion you should be taking probiotics daily.
>>216383885Why wouldn't they be?
>>216383869>>216383894haha booking to see the dentist now x
why does corn explode with heat
>>216383876I'm still not fully settled or happy in mine because I live on a main road and just haven't got used to it still. The noise is really loud from the front door so I have to permanently have my living room door closed if I want any peace and I feel trapped. I didn't have many options though with a small deposit and landlordberg raising rent imminently Other than that it's nice not paying landlordberg
want to try getting a prostate massage but there is poo up there 24/7 and i don't shave my arse so it will likely be grim for both of us
get the guardian blind date postedI cant be arsed to convert the avif file anymore
Wait you're not supposed to take ibuprofen daily?
>>216383917Everytime I got my bum fingered the bird never complained about getting shite on her finger afterwardsthe sensation when spaffing is otherworldly tho. A hundred times better than normal spaffing
>>216383924couple of poofs
>Wait
>>216383908same as eggs innit
>>216383949KTIMOTR
>>216383949not just me that gets annoyed by that then. Nice to know x
>>216383945i'm self conscious as my bad diet creates really horrible poo concoctions that smell awful and are both watery, while containing clay-like clumps at the same time
>>216383951eggs is eggs
had to have teaspoons age approved at the checkout>>216383913if you have a job that's a career you can move up to somewhere else quite quickly probably as your income increases quite fast. I had a 1 bedroom flat that was fine but then 4 years later got a house instead
I mean it's how I talk in real life
>>216383945>the bird never complained about getting shite on her finger afterwardswere they also french?
>>216383913you'll get used to it in time.i live next to a busy road with trams on it and if i'm away i actually miss hearing them roar down the streets at night
Lunch ready
want to design and build my own home
>>216383994Please delete this as we do not need any more hate for our cooking.
>>216383989some were but some were from other european countries. My diet is top notch. Obviously when you stick your finger in someone's arse it's going to smell like poo but the watery poo/poo bits phenomenon is uncommon and due to a bad diet/someone who literally needs to poo soon
Just heard a player's name on fifa that was gasaniga. Can't say that
booked my appointment, no stomach ulcers for me x
>>216384012you literally stole then reworded my post to use as another replycan't believe you've done this
>>216383994not even noon but corrr why not
>>216383994brits still eating plain unseasoned boiled vegetables in 2025
>>216384025howlingI just noticed lad I didn't mean to
>>216381380>>216381380
any still in pyjamas man in
screaming he's only gone and done it again
jeffs doing a joke jeffs doing a jokeeverybody quiet cos jeggs doing a joke
>pyjamas
>jegg
>>216384059>>216384059>>216384059
>>216384050ktimmy x
>>216384050currently naked actually
