cat
tried minoxidil once and it made my face puff up like a chinky fellacould barely breathe
terrible thread
why do black cats look french?when obviously they should be mackems
>>216384059Hello John Lemon
>>216384040they taste good that way
YOU PAY ME NOW
adding pyjamas to the list of things /brit/ considers gay
Anyone from London here please halp me. Will I have any trouble getting an Uber at 4 am on Tuesday morning in Feltham, like is there enough about at that time?
>>216384082<3
>>216384088the gravy makes the vegetables taste nice anyway
what are the poofterites going to do when the muslims get in and do sharia law
football fans hate plastics but then they measure how big a club is by how many plastics support it
>>216384109nah mate youre getting bummed and shanked outside heathrow
watching someone make turbot and chips on the hairy bikers never had battered turbot only haddock and cod
>>216384111how did your london trip go
>>216384109felthams next to heathrow isnt itprobably will be a few skulking around
allegedly Tim had a wife and kids before he went mental
>>216384129Not what I asked
was trying to have a nice ladyboy wank there but mid shag the lad wants a footjob and she only has these massive manly feet completely ruining the moodgoing to have to find something else tug off over now
you're getting blacked in the morning
>>216384110quite a good looking man has a look of the upper class about him
>>216384133Yeah just wanted to make sure don’t want there to be none and then miss my flight
>>216384131never seen turbot in a chippie not once seen hake, huss, red mullet, plaice, sole, but never turbot
>>216384144>ladyboy>she
>>216384149screaming
>>216384131bit of the old saturday morning kitchen is it mate
DOUBLE DOUBLE DOUBLE JOHN TERRY HAS WON THE DOUBLE
>>216384155isnt there a bus from feltham
>>216384087herro
british women must know how to make a mean ass potato pie x
>>216384131chip shops say they do haddock and cod but its all plaice now
>>216384192I don’t like public transport
>>216384171ye got brian cranston on for some reason speaking about him and aaron pauls mescal company and malcom in the middle
mad how people redecorate entire houses when they could just shift a few bits of furniture around and achieve the same effect
are there any leftists who aren't massively in denial about islam?
Bugchasing, the practice of eroticizing and/or seeking HIV infection among gay men, has received increased scholarly attention. Previous research has focused on quantitative analyses of online dating profiles, considering them as indicators of offline behaviour. I re-evaluate the literature on bugchasing to deepen our understanding of bugchasers’ use of the internet infrastructures and the meanings they attribute to such uses. Bugchasing redefines larger debates about gay men’s use of the internet for sexual purposes and their understanding of the online/offline divide.In this presentation, I reconceptualise online interactions as a form of bugchasing intimacy itself, not as degraded indicators of offline behaviours. I combine existing quantitative research and online ethnographic accounts of bugchasing sites, such as bbrts.com or breeding.zone, to examine how different sites foster distinct discourses and bugchasing practices. I suggest that serious attention be paid to the institutional construction of and participatory resistance to the affordances and limitations built-in these internet spaces which help characterize users’ very definition of their intimate bugchasing interactions. Consequentially, I propose a closer analysis of these online sites not as intermediaries in, but as mediators of, bugchasing.doing a read
>>216384132i had a really nice time but they kept wanting to take us to fancy italian places to show off how nice things werei woke up early on thursday to grab a greggs and ate it at 7am to satisfy my cravingout of the three of us, two of us grew up in the uk so whenever we had time we would go to things like nicholsons pubs for dinner instead of getting dragged to pad thai, pret etc.we'll be coming back next year, the london workers loved all the polish sweets we brought with us.i hated london the first time i visited about 15 years ago, but this time around it was great. nice to work in one of the big fancy buildings.
KAFN
my sister just asked why I’m making a fry up and I said it’s man food and then she said nah it’s fat food Bitch
screaming
>>216384210Nah definitely still do haddock on the coast in Scotland at least in the north east
>>216384218love watching that show at the gfs place before we go out for the day. quite a comfy routine we have
JAV wank while I wait for the laundry to finish
>>216384235why is she balding
>>216384213uber is a form of public transport
>>216384239the same in the central belt, you normally need to specify if you want cod instead of haddock, particularly the east coast like fife and the lothians
>>216384216sweet puss
>>216384234ever rape her
>>216384251then youll just have more cummy pants to clean
>>216384239they say its haddock but its plaice
>>216384247going out to do what
>>216384251good drying day x
>>216384256Ok but you know what I mean
>>216384151yes
>>216384253her hair just middle parted nigga
do you reckon they get the meal paid for on guardian blind dates ot they have to pay for it themselves/
>>216384247Very comfy love watching it and similar programmes and listening to radio 4 love middle class people just talking absolute shite
might watch some classic hobo shoestring while i make and consume a coffee
>>216384230work trip was it?
>>216384277blue and lilac are both prettyhard to decideI think maybe the contrast of the blue against the lilac is a little more exciting so maybe that one
>>216384282fuc off front page wanker. this is a middle parting that's exposing her thin hair
>>216384279you'll be sharing a vehicle with a foreigner regardless, if thats what you are snidely trying to imply
>>216384272I dont believe you i can tell the difference between haddock and plaice
so is jd vance slinging his walt up charlie kirks wife or what then?
for me it's halibut
A new cognitive phenotype has emerged, forged by continuous development within the adversarial information mesh.
>>216384316was this post too good for /pol/?
>>216384273depends really but usually checking out market towns and villages and doing a bit of shopping and eating there and checking out local history. or we'll go on a hike and have a pub lunch last weekend we went to westonbirt arboretumor we meet friends.that sort of thing
>>216384316obviously been doing it for months and he ordered the assassination
>>216384316which British constituency is JD Vance an MP for again?
>>216384311i doubt it
>>216384335>Vance wrote in his book Hillbilly Elegy that he was of Scots-Irish descent.every british diaspora is british culture
>>216384331sounds absolutely thrilling mate I'm jealous
you lads ever sat on the front seat on the dlr?
When I was about 3 I used to stand between my mum and dad when they were fighting cant remember it wonder what its done to me subconsciously
>>216384294yeah it was for integration and training with the london team we work with.probably really helped our careers because the new department head was pushing for us to come and would take us for pints and that.don't think i'd move to join them, which they are open to. but it's nice to be back in a familiar place again.
>>216384308Interesting that’s where your racist brain went to. That’s absolutely not why I dislike public transport
>which British constituency is JD Vance an MP for again?
>>216384352incredibly fit
>>214729392
>>216384307I don't think she has much more scalp showing than this woman >>216384216it's just that her hair is dark and her scalp is light so there's more contrast probably she doesn't wear her hair often in a center parting and that's why her scalp in that spot is so pale and there's so much contrastno idea who these people are btw
is Tom Jones black then or what?
eating spagheti and crying
>>216384370well then pray tell
mad really
Dumb bitches getting dumb tattoos
>>216384356looks like funI will do this
>>216384392colour changes how you should style hair. dumb slut
>>216384370dishonest gimp
>>216384403any bol on that spag mate?
cute women lifting rnhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmkpG0Nkdio
>>216384418loads x
>>216384397well he looks like a black and sounds like a blackprobably a black
>>216384331sounds direi'm going to play some skyrim
>>216384403Alri Tony Soprano
>>216384403is it not very good?
quite sunny for november
naked and afraid but im naked and they're afraid
>>216384408someone needs to do an failed landing that 9/11s the millennium dome
>>216384368peng matevery pengenvious
>>216384406Social anxiety always feel like people are looking at me and judging me. Still get it in a taxi but it’s not as bad
>>216384408always wanted to fly from there alas its never transpired
What's the /brit/ take on oliver cromwell was he based or was he gay and retarded
just got up and opened the window
>>216384423women shouldn't be doing things like this not good for their ovaries and that region>>216384450find it worse in a taxi myself because i feel like i am obligated to talk to them and if i dont then they are probably judging me for itat least on a bus there are other people for the people to stare at and judge
a foul american Beast just emerged from his swamp and attempted to reply to me
>>216384339you just love posting these 3/10s dont you
>>216384450imagine being this self-obsessed that you think complete strangers give a shit about a lowly runt on the street. no one cares about you mate. arrogant wanker
just watched a porno but didn't even wank
https://x.com/implausibleblog/status/1984220002833318253Pip for anxiety so can’t work but fine to go on tv and talk to politicians? Hmmm
went to london recently on the coach and walked about on my incel walk outside victoria coach station and i was starkly reminded that 4chan has poisoned my brain about what London is making me think everywhere is like tower hamlets but i walked through belgravia and kensington and suddenly remembered this was the actual real london where the actual real money is
>>216384339State of those tattoos lmfao
had my first driving lesson today. honestly it was alright, probably could've done it 10 years ago haha
>>216384230why do you think you liked london more now? when i went as a kid it was great but visiting friends in uni i realised how grim it was in parts
>>216384476grow up freak
>>216384490used to live in kensington when i went to uni
>>216384450"social anxiety" past the age of about 18 is just childish narcissism doesn't make it feel any less real but it's true
>>216384484can someone explain to me how they fucking get on PIP. she doesn't even look retarded. is it really enough to just fake anxiety?
>>216384500he's a big guy
>>216384507what a bizarre thing to say. you're the pathetic worm here thinking everyone is obsessed with you. you grow up
>>216384520I need to make her fall in love with me
need these incel restaurants here
Bit early for tranny spam isn't it?
>>216384484lmaoeveryone on benefits should be put in workhouses
um cheesed to meet you?
going to watch documentaries on the ss all afternoon then get drunk tonight
>>216384547proper roses right there
>>216384544basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ew-TH_gUeuo&list=RDew-TH_gUeuo&start_radio=1
>>216384471In normal taxis I agree but in Ubers I never get that feeling.>>216384476>>216384517Yeah I know it’s pathetic I’ve told myself it a million times doesn’t help anything though
>>216384518Some people are just able to wing it to successfully lie to everybody all the time. Maybe you just need to have the right face. Its like those people who can magically call in sick to work for like 4 weeks straight and somehow still be employed, meanwhile I get a devastating illness and im sweating one out rehearsing what to say to toilberg on the phone to explain it
>>216384517nahsometimes it's caused by real trauma
honestly need you all fucking dead
think the cat just fartedneeds to sort out her diet the grotty bint
you're an absolute mug if you work or pay for anything in this country
>>216384575try it cunt, I'll merk you
>>216384561What are you afraid that they're judging you for?
>>216384566this is just the same as how some of us can be CEOs and others have to be clerical assistants theyre better than you. accept it
>>216384523Im not the person you're speaking to, but you need to wise up and grow up and get your shit sorted because only a literal teenager could post the dogshit opinions you're posting
>>216384575oi cunt fookin try it cunt
>>216384450you should try cbt>>216384501first time i visited was for about 16 hours, literally a bus trip, arrive early morning, rush around to do touristy stuff and then rush back on the bus at midnightthis time around was a little more relaxed, i had a hotel, and was also missing britain quite a lot so maybe things that annoyed me last time, i was more happy to see. i was staying in the city and spending time only there as well, so maybe it was a part of it.of course it stank of weed and there were drunks and mental people around constantly. but i've had that back when i lived in britain so it's not so shocking.the pint of poretti at spoons in gatwick was the best pint i've had in a long timemaybe also a part of it was knowing that i didn't have to pay for a single thing the whole time
>>216384589you're welcome lads
>>216384544love researching the ss and senior ss staff
any absolute mug man in? really do need off of this hell hole
>>216384500Exgf on the left, me in the middle lmao
>>216384596lmao shut up you utter gimp.
>>216384589ever since they got vaxxed...
>>216384589just utterly ridiculous
Look at the state of this edgelord>>216384595>>216384523
>>216384589corr yeah it must be mint to live off less than minimum wage
>>216384613mad how he's proud of the boriswave
>>216384642it would help mine
>>216384570getting picked on in school or getting the odd smack from your parents isn't an excuse to act like an self conscious teenager for the rest of your life
>>216384644why wouldn't he be. he hates britain
>>216384632thats you done then
>>216384637well someones had a nerve touched lol
>>216384592It’s stupid I know but everything. My hair, my clothes, my walk, what I do with my hands when I sit down, where I look, and on and on
>>216384616so the neighbours opened their mail?
fizzy lime ginger grapefruit blackberry lavender pomegranate orangeade
>>216384642Hey you stole my joke
>>216384671Just don't think about it It's that easy
>>216384659what the man says after shagging your arse
>>216384668you just stick out thats all. angry toiler spending his saturday morning sperging out and acting like a teenager oooooo nobody cares about u bro ooooo its over ooooo life is cruel!!
so many utter gimps today
Mental how I am a broken husk of a man, stumble over my words during routine conversations, and am so visibly fucked up that people adopt a pitying paternalistic tone when speaking to me, but I am still fully capable of working, driving, and getting myself through life without any external support.Just fucking euthanise these cunts
>>216384684Yeah that doesn’t help.>>216384602Like therapy? I can’t lol
>>216384702yes you definitely dont stick out with all this crying lol. grow up you queer
42% of new cars in Northern Ireland are Motability
>>216384691you'd know wouldnt you homo
>>216384490Wish i lived in london. It has all of the best albeit some of the worst of everything the country has to offer. People in my town talk badly of it call it londonistan etc. but every trip to london ive ever had was a pleasure and when i got back I got slightly depressed looking around at my boring home.
might play the 'craft
>>216384720>42% of new cars in Northern Ireland are MotabilitySCREAMING - United Ireland I say!
>>216384681Sorry mate go ahead
>>216384724what do you do in minecraft
>>216384720pump those numbers up
>>216384721well that was just shit mate.
>>216384717you got very upset with the grow up comment didnt you haha
>>216384716>doesn't helpIt is the only thing you can do Nobody cares about what you look like it's all in your head Just stop thinking that way and you'll be better
death drive is wishing you could do all your showers at once so you dont have to do so again. trying to have all your meals at once so you make lunch at breakfast. meal prepping is death drive. wishing you could experience and finalise everything today so you're ready to die tomorrow.
>>216384733Hate speech, organise genocide, discuss terrorism.
cornwall
>>216384741err no, thats literally what i said to you. mongboy
the world should stay the same so my favourite songs still make sense
That lad who saw an escort is going to end up falling in love with her guaranteed
just been radicalised by the far right
>>216384059https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1761995861939028.webm
>>216384716therapy is easy wtf do you mean you can'tyou go and talk to a pretty woman with big boobs and a short skirt and she has to listen to you and ask you questions while trying to make you feel betterit doesn't even need to be a freud school "you want to shag your mum" tier therapist.half the stuff is just being asked "why" or "what would realistically happen" and "so what"it's good at re-framing the fantasy world you're living in.
the thing is, when push comes to shove can rorke take it? that's the real million dollar question
washing your hands after a wee? woke
beg blab pal fogorgab lag ebb flop
>>216384769>you go and talk to a pretty woman with big boobs and a short skirt and she has to listen to you and ask you questions while trying to make you feel betterthis happened to me and it was really awkward. why can't it be a man
>>216384782i accept your concession. grow up before posting again, sad little crybaby lol
>>216384791it encourages you to go more often especially in summer when she dresses for the hot weather
>>216384797didnt read, grow up.
>>216384767thats it, im done asking fucking nicelyGET HIM OVER HEREGET HIM ON BENEFITSAND GET HIM FUCKING HOUSED
>>216384769problem is if i ever told a therapist my actual deepest thoughts and feelings there's the possibility i would be involuntarily committed and permanently branded a mental case suicide risk
Just help functional but suffering people like me to achieve more, and let the parasite class starve - if I had access to quality therapy then I would almost certainly pay back more than the cost in taxes before too long. Instead they help the absolute spastics that will die a net negative to this country
The great dividers want you to think the problems in society are caused by migrants and refugees. They’re wrong. The problems in society are caused by an unjust economic system that protects the interests of the super-rich.
>>216384805but i don't want to talk to a woman, especially to an attractive one who can't svffer
>>216384813sex
could really do with a christmas japanese gf
fuck offyes, you
>>216384813uuuuuufffffff
>>216384829It's both you bleeding heart cuckold. Funny how the system you rightly criticise also wants our lands flooded with migrants - cheap slave labour and the erosion of workers rights, you see
>>216384822>then I would almost certainly pay back more than the cost in taxes before too long.sounds like you'd be pushing wages up, which is extremely antisemitic
>>216384851you don't mean me surely
>>216384841Stop the cutesy stuff and take your knickers off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJNcVlci2T8
>>216384858na ur sound x (smacks your arse hard)
>>216384822me? the absolute spastic parasite class
this retard just posted a railway livestream lmao
>>216384829I can hate both at the same time. I can hate the mongs that decided to come over here and add further competition to the job market, further strains on housing and the NHS and school places and benefits. I can also hate the mongs that sell the country out and artificially suppress wages (through cheap labour from the third world ie migrants)
>>216384868beautiful loco, mallardmong would've loved this onedead now, of course
what if cats become venomous? what's the plan then?
>>216384821then talk about other stuff that bothers you that aren't political or dangerousjust don't threaten someone or say you want to hurt yourself. if someone is at danger of being threatened or you will kill yourself, then you probably need it.costs me £20 a week and i'm glad to go.
the minimum wage is rising much faster than my wage. genuine chance it could catch up.
>>216384720i fucking hate northern ireland everyone in this shithole complains about the troubles and religion and politics and all the rest but the biggest problem is that every other cunt in the place is an 85 iq dole bludging pip claiming alcoholic bastard
>>216384851oh will you shut the FUCK UP YOUBORINGAUTISTICRODENT
>>216384925
>>216384913oh yeah you're so trasncended and high iq and so above everybody in (local community you're isolated from)
>>216384868this is british culturenot an ethnic in sight
I'm sensing some hostility
>>216384946what would he do if i tickled his feet?
>>216384913Well what else are you supposed to do there?
>>216384829rorke still trying to debunk this
>>216384961*bums you gently*
>216384769Barely concealed incel fantasies
>Andrew had '40 prostitutes brought to five-star Thailand hotel room' during four-day taxpayer funded trip, author claimsif even royalty has to resort to whores then what hope do us incels have
Cat is the nigger of the world
yeah everybody in my (local community/region) is so stupid lol they're so braindead and worthless biomass unlike me i' the super aryan hyperborean gigachad and totally not a narcissistic 16 year old sperg
>>216384963sit in your government provided pit and sing the sash or come out ye black and tans all day until its time to go out and spend your dole money on pregabalin
>>216384904>if someone is at danger of being threatened or you will kill yourself, then you probably need it.don't care, i simply will not take the risk of being involuntarily committed and/or medicated. as long as that possibility exists any other "confidentiality" is worthless
bart
reopen the workhouses and the asylumsif you want to leech off the state you will live like a dog
>>216384970why does leftypol think it's a binary decision like we've got a gun with a single bullet?both of them will face justice
>>216384484she does look like an absolute gibbering freak tbf i wouldn't hire her for any kind of important job
she's really attractivehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woTxkgLL2pM
mental how some brits stole a chunk of ireland and we all have to play pretend that they belong there, clown world
In awe of the Brazilian vpn poster's commitment to shitpostingNever once has he made a good post not even by accident
>>216385002can't wait until we win and have our own nuremberg trials
>>216384547fucking despise chavs
get a pip rorke
nooooo you have to choose bro please its binary i promise its binary bro please you're either a migrant loving freak or a corporate cocksucker its impossible to hate both i promise bro please you have to pick a side bro its binary please
>>216384913i saw a comment from a northern irish bloke the other day, he said the biggest problem with northern ireland is continuing sectarian violence and hatred, and in the literal same sentence said the british colonists who stole their land all need to get out. not a single crumb of self awareness
>>216385030more mental that the whole thing isn't ours
theyre going to turn bart black in season 40
>>216385030it was mostly scots who colonised ulsterscots are responsible for much of the bad things in britain
>>216384993don't know how it works in the UK but here only a psychiatrist can do that anyway, a therapist doesn't have that authoritythey have different levels of what they can and can't do, including prescribing medication and stuff like that.
>>216385038do not click on this
>>216385030reddit understanding of the situation
>>216385060mental how 'seeing a comment' is important enough in your life that you use it as an anecdote.
>>216385030Meanwhile we pretend the same thing isn't happening with pakis and africans, but it's also a good thing.
>>216385018yeah looks a bit like marina
>>216385073getting an actual psychiatrist in the UK is borderline impossible anyway. you need to be an actual schizo for that to happen
>>216385060speaking of self awareness look at this dude>>216385030a white man in new zealand posted this lmao
shoving a cat up my arse
any good football on today?
>>216385085Not really that mental though is it. Couple decades ago people used to recall something they read in the newspaper. Why does it have to be important in your life to remember something?
>>216385121so frikkin faustian
britain is too car dependent
>>216385124journalism is a bit different from some anonymous twat on twitter
dont like this chap
>>216385085not exactly a core fucking memory is it just something i saw the other day
>>216385142Grow up mate
>>216385089is he fingering her doot here?
>>216385148can't stand alcohol ads
Mental that one NZ twat manages to have every single wrong idea at once, and be constantly wrong about everything so confidently.
>>216384898you can get sepsis from a cat bite
>>216385166so wrong he's right
releasing some very eggy, acrid gas today
>>216385096yeah so there's even less to worry about.if you just want say that everyone on the bus seems to look at you funny when you look them in the eye or something like that, then it only helps.
>>216385115Chelmsford v Braintree is on the BBC
>>216385187big essex derby
ro
mad how one person disagreeing with the post 2016 4chan pol-informed hivemind narratives causes such a meltdown
>>216385103dont tell him that by the time new zealand was properly colonised the ulster scots had been in ireland over 200 years
>>216385183cgaw
>>216385166he did you in to be fair mate
wonder why they need women only tube carriages now
>>216385148he used to be alright
>>216385215it's because of MEN.
VPN wanktoil looms
>>216385183ktim
*molests you on the gay only tube carriage (bakerloo line)*
>>216385224ziedy peekin at this
>>216385246>>216385246>>216385246
>>216385131would look way hotter with the tip of a willy pokng out the bottom of the dress