british OPs for british threads edish
this is the thread
>>216389906True but no one will use it :/
so this is the new is it?
>>216390029no>>216390044>>216390044THIS is the new
The poo
not posting in that fag cat thread
would anyone like a cup of tea
>>216390338ooooo I'll have one ta
>>216390125he's not brazilian lad
>>216389856The early Brit gets the worm.
>>216392311hes just a chubby chaser and that is based
>>216390338>>216390487FUCK YO TEA NIGGA
And I say, England's greatest prime minister was LORD PALMERSTON
>>216392348That guy is definitely gayI can tell
Jesus is just alright with meJesus is just alright, oh yeahJesus is just alright with meJesus is just alright
>>216392357*punches you off of your stool*IT WAS TONY BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR
just got a gummy bear in my tangfastics. this pic is from reddit but mine was the same except green. didn't taste that amazing or anything. wasn't sour just the same as a gummy bear but sugar coating.
Just watched Revenge of the Nerds (1984). Was college really like that in America, with the frat games and events?
>>216392430one less fizzy fried egga real shame
>>216390682i am xx
>>216392338how bad was tim's fall
>>216392431I remember the tits from that movie
They've put Tim in a hospice... poor bloke x
>>216392431dont know didnt live in America in 1984
>>216392391YEAH
I've only ever dated skelebobs and gymrats before my current gf, she's quite fat, but it's quite nicevery grabbable she's very self-concious about it though
rorke stopping the boats
>>216392357Truss with enough money
only in my country the day can start rainy af and now it's extremely hot and sunny
Jesus was way cool
>>216392431probablyin my day the frats just held huge parties and gave girls jungle juice so they'd get their tits out
>enters the thread, puts down briefcase>”Sinnerman” by Nina Simone begins playing>begins stealing all the (You)s
>>216392483blog on snorelord
Unfriended: Dark Web
>>216392284It is a lottery, who determined that you would be born as an Englishman and not a Kenyan? In early childhood you first gained self-awareness that you are English, and only later in life did you learn what that meant.
Praying I win the bond lottery on Tuesday. On my fucking knees pleading with God. I can't do this anymore
https://www.britannica.com/quiz/a-good-old-fashioned-quiz
>>216392461Largely accepted he just lays down on the floor then calls 999 so he can get back into hospital and be around people.
>>216392503Doesn't the pretending get exhausting?
>>216392525>It is a lottery, who determined that you would be born as an Englishman and not a Kenyan?My paternal and maternal lineage you bloody invalid. Genetics? Are you thick?
reading the bbc pidgin for the news today
>>216392545where does he live nowcan he even take care of himself still
hope bonfire night terrorises lots of dogs haha
My appetite seems to have come back lads. My mental state is also much better today. My libido is still dead but I feel better. I've been drawing up plans to fix my life and generally improve things.>SupplementsGeneric MultivitaminsZincMagnesiumFrom today, adding Red Ginseng and L Arginine as apparently they're good for libido/testosterone>HairOrdered minoxidil to halt some early hair loss, need to speak to my GP first though as I tried Finasteride once and had side effects>HobbiesDropping games completely, not that I really play them much nowFocus on reading and exercising more, gonna do some more cardio outsideMaybe try a bit of language learning again>SexualNo pornNo masturbationGonna try seeing the same escort on Thursday or Friday next week, I'm hopeful by that point I am much hornier. If not, then I'll just enjoy the time with her.>SocialisingTrying to set up a date with a woman I matched with on BumbleWill be forcing myself out of the house on weekendsOpen to any more tips
>>216392557Who determined your lineage then you dribbling spastic?
you can tell that one poster is a hindu because he believes in the concept of a "soul"
>>216392557screaming
>>216392554i AM brazilian whatcho want me to do
>>216392602howling
>>216392554are you the same canadian who was here this morning?
>>216392607sex
>>216392607she looks incredible here
>>216392524>who determined that you would be born as an EnglishmanMy mother moved to America before I was born and I became a yank that way.
>>216392538Not sure if this is good or bad
fittie
>>216392616You're not though
>supplements and exerciseoh no no noliterally just do 10k steps a day and eat real food it's that simple
>>216392607why is she so friggin cute
>>216392592Do some research on semen retentive and Prostate cancer. Men need occasional sploofs
>>216392602You are too stupid to have a discussion with, normally rag lads on here for banter but they seem quite switched on even if we have a difference of opinion. You however are a dribbling spastic
>>216392603most people do
>>216392572hes in a hospice
I don't care if it rains or freezes long as i got my plastic jesus sitting on the dashboard of my car
>>216392625he's here everyday every hour every moment our dtfic the legend x
really makes you think
Funny Otter Takes His Halloween Costume Maybe Too Seriously!
>>216392648ugly
>>216392625Don't think so
>>216392674nobody cares yank, go eat a salad you fat cunt
>>216392664You're such a cretin you can't even come up with your own insults, boring bastard
the lottery is randomour ancestors were better people and that's not random
Might go get maccas hahaWhy not Just fuck my entire life
>>216392392>>216392499https://www.youtube.com/shorts/aQHvOw_J5sI
fucking knackered me
>>216392706your skin is the color of poop
>>216392474
>>216392682Wonder if thats more or less than the population increase from immigration
peng yank women
>>216392592No one cares mate stop trying to make this into a gimmick its pathetic
More like Divided Kingdom lol (I have just been asked to host Have I Got News For You)
>>216392538Am I retarded?
>>216392762It's better than his cuck pedo posting let's be honest
>>>/wsg/6017256
trying to save money living off bennies but it's not working, lads. feel tempted to blow everything I've got on drugs and then kill myself
>>216392718The crux of the post is that your given ancestry is random, not that some peoples ancestors were superior than others, that is obvious
really want to hug escort lad and tell him it'll all be ok
I seem interesting in theory but not in practice. I've been auditioned for three different game/quiz shows, had several job interviews and went on a few dates, but none of them worked out. What do you more interesting lads do?
>>216392672whyhes not dying
Who here has wanked to the new Sydney Sweeney pics?
just seen diego talking about shiny pokemon on /v/
>>216392841she's kinda butters mate, nice tits but that's it
Realising that this mindset, that we are all souls plucked from the either and that in another life we could have been those darkskinned marauders on the little boats, is a major factor in western decline. No, I could never have been born an African bantoid, because all that I am is inextricable from my English heritage. My genetics, my language, my culture, the countryside I roam and the cities I inhabit. Nothing was down to chance, it exists beyond me, I sprang up from it, not down into it.
What actually happens when you donate to a political party? Are you just chucking them a tenner and joining a mailing list? Do you have to do anything?
>>216392868posted it again award
Crazy how unfair life is.Consciousness is the ultimate experience in the universe. And it’s here on earth. No where in the universe have we found it. And we have profound consciousness. Not like a bird or flea. You get it for 80 years if you’re lucky. Then that’s it. No more. Just like from before you were born. No magical heaven, no extra life , no rebirth, nothing. The universe may as well cease to exist, because you will never experience it anymore. It ends with you
POV: you order an extra small pizza in the USA
>>216392841Yeah I've wanked to a blonde with big tits before
>>216392812>your given ancestry is randomOk then why didn't my white English parents spawn out a little black baboon? Or a slanteyed chinky fella? Why was their baby white and English? You incorrible spasmoid omdz
>>216392858>>216392897be quiet you twopost about your willies or something
deport all ugly people
>>216392878Well if someone could actually answer me that would be great
two schizos in the thread writing essays already, great just bloody great!
>>216392919They wouldn't all fit in your house though
>>216392919Then get out of the cunt
You want to know something ? Every single of your mean remarks, your insults, your "banter" I remember all of it very vividly. It still hurts me and makes me miserable for the next hours to come whenever the cursed memories resurface . Are you proud of this ? You most likely don't even know what I am talking about as I am nothing to you. But you make me sick
>>216392939is duckduckgo quoken?
embarrassing little twerps in this ITT
Why's he talking to himself?
>>216392603u m ean is a human? everyone believes in souls except robots
>>216392858this is correct
>>216392940Post another Rorke zinger or two, you zika baby negrito monkey - that'll do the thread some good
soul just fell out me arse
>>216392955evolutionarily speaking, if you have a modicum of intelligence you generally learn not to keep exposing yourself to things that hurt you
>>216392993horrid little tramp
>zika baby
going to the park
>>216392993Ah yes let's lust after the goytertainment sex midget of the month - this is more riveting than discussion, but what else can one expect from a zika baby?
>>216392993mutton dressed as lamb
This is my final post on 4chan. In a few minutes I will format my laptop, package it up and send it to a buyer on Monday. I'm no longer going to spend 40+ hours a week of my life on 4chan. My internet addiction has destroyed my life and I've finally had enough. After 7+ years, I need to change before it's too late. It's been an absolute honour posting with all you and I will miss it dearly. However, life is more important and I urge you all to follow in my footsteps. Thanks for the good times, the laughs and the hard lessons. I'll remember you all forever. I wish every single one of you the best of luck going forward.See you again in this life or the next.-Anon
>>216392991arse soul
>>216392939I'm a paid member of the Greens and Zack sends me 5 exclusive pictures a month, 20 direct messages and a personalised video message (20 seconds max)
>>216392818much you charging him?
chicken and chips for tea x
>>216393041Dunno who you are or why I should care. Wont even notice youre gone
>>216393041see you tomorrow
we shouldn't have to live like this
short hair on women is peng
>>216393075looking like this, living in london as a top barrister, there's simply no chance this man did not shag. He must have absolutely cleaned up.even landed an attractive lush wife
>>216392993Can she not just go up one cup size? Would do her absolute wonders.
what's it to you where I get my as, opp nigga
>>216393114would impregnate but not marry
ah yes the NPCs are setting off their flashy bang sparks again
>>216393075He was a genuine lefty back in the day. Mad how much power corrupts
>>216393117>was random chance like most everything else in the universe is?Determinism too complicated for you to understand, is it? Because this is not true.
well, Ill be..fancy that then
>>216393154me as a barista concerned one of my customers is too tired
can you hear the screaming
pu 4 t
>>216393143yeah shag mens arses
>>216393226
>>216393177immoral
>>216393114she looks like she'd be good at pegging
>>216392993no tits and mungo face
going to bed now as I have work tomorrow OK bye
Not mental and entirely predictable how the only good posters here are Britons and Australians.
souls don't exist, grow up
Complete random chance is making this thread absolute dogshit eh
>>216392858>I sprang up from itIt was 'you' who sprang up from it out of good fortuneYour first moment of self-awareness may well have been running around outside your family mudhut in Kenya as a five year old niglet and seeing a White tourist, and only then realising that you are a bantoid
in bed farting
Making sexual advances upon my wife
>>216393284aww do they love each other
off to the store to buy up all the discounted halloween candy
brick metly
>>216393292This. We build our "souls" (our inner world) as we go through life, and any notion it persists after death is a fantasy designed to comfort and nothing more
>he called the shit poop
The tea's gone cold I wonder why I got out of bed at all.
>>216393291theres only 1 dog shit aussie poster and im not convinced he's actually australian
aussies and kiwis are our brothers
balding, gaming and farting in my smelly childhood bedroom
>>216392955KtimI've genuinely been emotionally hurt by the things people post on the internet, whether it's been on 4chan or instagram or whereverIt's pathetic but it's true. I still seethe about online arguments I had many years ago.
>>216393356kek just like me!
>I still seethe about online arguments I had many years ago.
Gotta hat them all
got the electric blanket on my bed and it's maing my tushy all warm
sorry i just do not see the point of london football
>>216393292speak for yourself
>>216393359same. i feel negative emotions very strongly.
fuck off fireworks
rorke caught lacking
>>216393356
>>216393376he looks like a baby here, a newborn, I wonder if he was drinking pints from birth
>>216393296Right, I'm gonna have to spell this out for you since you're clearly suffering from a cognitive disorder."You" do not exist apart from the conditions that led to your creation - you are your genetics, inherited from your parents, your culture, inherited from your people, and your material conditions (land, cities, buildings, development) inherited from your ancestors.What do you think "we" are? Are you expressing belief in the soul?
time for czechcasting
>>216393284fat cat and his fag mate
>>216393322yh
pointing a laser at the Milky Way's centre lads aha x
>>216393453Czech this
>>216393356lel i am this
>>216393351I'd rather they were my sisters.
>>216393359Only remember one, when my oneitis agreed with some moron - the topic was sex too. Could have murdered her in that moment
>>216393356ktim but im not balding, or farting, or in my smelly childhood bedroom. or any bedroom for that matter.im not even gaming rn
>>216393469what a waste of energy
>>216393495who are you talking about?
could very easily shower then go to the shop for boozeahol
love mushrooms sauteed in butter and sage and lime zest
look how many browns it takes to fight 2 trannies and people here are scared of them lmaohttps://www.tiktok.com/@reality.uk.media/video/7567498687438441750
>>216393495he's a bored 4chan addict
rorke.
>>216393544no thanks
>>216393499lel one time in school a girl someone asked out for me (without my consent!) started making fun of me.
what's that smelly fish illness seaside mark has
>>216393610he got too close to your mums minge
So deeply by affected by women that I can't cope doing things that remind me of past loves, these include>museums>albums>games>places>restaurants
In dire need of a shave!
>>216393550Me too but I don't do that
>>216393610TMAU
>>216393610smelly fish disease
more of a tenderstem broccoli man myself
hate my unemployed wastrel self, I do nothing except leech off the state
>>216393624Living with a hidden disability fish odour syndrome. (TMAU) 1 day I stink of fish another day stink of shit de lads,SOME people smell it and some people don't.I was diagnosed in 2005 by Sheffield university and 5 great guys plus one knows some one who worked at sheffield university in 2005.I type in 2002 on google why do i smell of fish, it came up with TMAU (fish odour syndrome)I have a hidden disability it miss understood and unpleasant if i never had TMAU i would have worked all my life, I never ask to be born.I dont feel sorry for myself i stay positive all the way and spiritual minded. I have to wash my arm pits again after a shower and plus I have to wash my ass in the sink in the day after toilet. Dont feel sorry for me just try and understand a hidden disability. I get on with my life and make the most of it, positive all the way
>>216393610john west disease
>>216393440I know what you're saying and don't disagree, all I'm saying is that "you" may as well have been designated by God or the universe as a Chinese girl at the moment of conception, or anyone else on the planet, even among your own family or countrymenYou did not exist as a living being until a few days after your dad spaffed inside your mums minge
>>216393675Impressive. Hes so confident too, not a hint of panic when his paws were slipping, he knew what he had to do
>>216393662boobies!!!!
>>216393704>short tempers and quick to use excessive violencehmm almost like they're disturbed men most curious
>>216393712just a normal tuesday for him
>>216393675nice shimmy
>>216393628FONT
That's mental
fuck yes we've scored
>>216393659sauteed them with my mushrooms
>>216389856/brit/ belongs to me
i like them like this
brazil flag deactivatedgerman flag activated
>British man charged with racially aggravated rape of Indian-origin woman in UK
first glass of wine of the night
>>216393760me after an orgy with my fellow virgins
>>216393628I'm only like this with the album Jar of Flies by Alice in Chains because I was FWB with this blonde yank girl and I showed her this album then we fell out soon after so the album reminds me of her x
>>216393345mum's fuming. she took ages cooking that
URL shorteners are a security risk. You trust they will take you to the site you are expecting but in reality you could be giving your opinion to a malicious actor.
>>216393544that streamer who got ragdolled is this veitch winnablehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEHVBIRjByQ
>>216393699so you're religious.
>>216393675He's just like me (and many of you when under pressure, except for the racist cunts)
>>216393750me when someone has asked me what text on the computer is called for the 10th time in a row
>>216393828I said God or the universe, doesn't matter
>>216393757Wondering the 4chan blocked page will look, and if it will be done by our ISPs or 4chan themselves. Imagining something like this with a portrait of Keir and the Union Flag
>>216393794they should be hanged of course
>>216393837LAUGHING
>>216393781Yeah that's my preference also - she's perfect.
>>216393826>muh ecelebs
>>216393875you don't even know her
>>216393842since there are no souls, there is no "you" that's separate from that which was created during conception. There is no loser to this "lottery".
>>216393875hey buddy, that's my wife you're talking about
>>216393875you don't know her lil bro
>>216393781looks like she's spilled her toothpaste silly woman
STAND UPIF YOU LOVE TO FART
absolutely adore parsleypossibly the single greatest flavour ever invented the freshness and the pepperyness and it looks peng
dreamt about my childhood bullies for the third night in a row
>>216393812Sucks, doesn't it? One thats bugging me right now is Elden Ring - did a Coop run with a woman I've been in love with for three years, but she ghosted me. Got my character sitting there by a site of grace, can't bring myself to play again
Nazi Missiles That Terrorized Britain Are Now Home to Starfish
we're making catholicism sexy again lads
>>216393926thats just runtyzoomers are so bent
Hands on your knees. Hands on your knees. Shake that ass for Drake. Now shake that ass for me.
>>216393926maybe she died
coining a new term: "mincel" -- an incel who likes to mince around the place
>>216393883>>216393894Obviously talking physically, aren't I
>>216393918I was a bully at school and I sleep like a baby.
>>216393939shes the type of girl youre not interested in at first then her personality really grows on you until at one moment you think to yourself actually id really like to shag her
>>216393926
bought a new fleece and it's probably the ideal tog rating for my living room right this seasonso all in all an excellent purchase
love cat videos but so many of them are AI-generated now that I poo my arse screaming about it and crying
>>216393942I'm twenty eight. It is pathetic yes, but I've known her for years and I'm of a romantic disposition.
that tranny would have filled me in i reckon
>>216393964I was a bully and feel really guilty about it, I've had dreams where I'm reuniting with the lads I've bullied and they're forgiving me :/
still got me Halloween spooky text on mobilemight just keep it on forever
right, that's a sex gif
do you really say "fair play"
>>216393964wet yourself often do you?
>>216393954Nah I know she's around
had a weird experience last night where I was sort of awake but not quite and I couldn't think or move and it was a bit freaky
>>216393992i say protect them
natalia
>>216393972this happens with me with a lot of girls btu then one day they wear a crop top and ends up they have a ncie tummy and then i rly want them hahalike my imagination isnt good enough to iamgine their tummy in their clothes haha
>>216393918
>>216394028maybe she got amnesia
>>216394006Same mate. Was bullied and was a bully, and the latter plays on my mind far more.
>>216393939In recent years, many young people have approached the faith through social media, successful programs and popular online Christian witnesses. The danger is that a faith discovered online is limited to individual experiences, which may be intellectually and emotionally reassuring, but never “embodied.” Such experiences remain “disembodied,” detached from the “ecclesial body.”
>>216394053maybe shes maybelline
>>216394034
>spuds
>>216394034he lieks it :)
>>216394064for me it's when you're playing an Indian fella and he blunders his queen then begs for a takeback in the chatcourse I deny them then they ragequit, as is proper
>>216394043KTIMThat's why I love womens tummies and feet, even if a girl is plain or mid she could have a beautiful tummy or feet and that's enough for me to really want to shag her
lyn these are sex people!
funny meme
>>216394053Nope. Don't know what it is. Understand people can be duplicitous - shit I know I can be - but to fake the level of engagement and interest she displayed, I simply could never. I'll never know the reason why
>>216394031sleep paralysis
>>216394006>made myself the victim award
oh my daysfair play like
>>216394102feet are nice enough but not something i'm particularly fussed about wanking with or having in my mouthtummies on the otherhand... WHOA
>>216394110good film might watch itdidn't watch a single horror film throughout october although i did listen to some creepypasta audios
>>216394173>>216394173>>216394173
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP04FA3rlrsmadness
>>216394061There was this really nice lad in primary school who we used to bully for no reason whatsoever until one day in year 4 he had moved schools because of itBreaks my heart just thinking about it, fucking horrible. I've tried finding his profile or anything just so I could send him a message but he has quite a common name and surname so had no luck so far.
>>216394183maybe he killed himself
>>216394146Absolutely nothing in that post implies feeling victimhood you illiterate mong freak
I might hand in my notice at work on Monday. Feel too depressed to go on and want to kill myself. My health is awful, mentally and physically. I've got savings enough to last about 6 months that I don't want to squander but i'm beginning to feel no choice.
watching sherlock series 4 episode 3
>>216394317that the one where Sherlock gives Moriarty backshots on top of the Richenbach building?
>>216393917Anglo unc starved for the most basic mediterranean herb
>>216394069*farts*
>>216394026Avenged that goliath savage
>>216390338yes
