corinne bailey rae edition
>>216398199used to sell blowjobs for 400 quid on grindr in my twink daysthats THEM giving ME a blowjob
eatin sweets x
>>216398233what kind x
>>216398231did they get off on paying for it? can't imagine being so grotesque that you can't find a cock on grindr
Remember to brush your teeth
>>216398233love when they’re called sweeties
>>216398267jaffa poos
got the leggings out x
>>216398268are you blind matethey paid ME
>>216398233started drinking already
might go shop to get some chocolate x
right now i have decided i like myself so please nobody take this away from me as it's very rare
>>216398275dont like them
>>216398293are you blind mate?that's what i said
>>216398301mental he's probably czech sitting with his kozelgreat beer
mental how feral i go when a proper fat arse shows up
>>216398293yeah im blind so whatWHAT U GONA DO ABOUT ITHUH
>>216398332hes british he was on slimmingworld
>>216398317you're an ugly little retard aren't you
>>216398350...prefer not to say
if i was an mi5 agent i would refuse to call my superiors as weird "mum" instead of a proper "ma'am"
>>216398268i was fit when i was a twinkprobably not easy for them to find a body like mine
shaking my little white arse to the inspector gadget theme song
>>216398389why you doing that then
A fat farting British boyfriend…
girlie put your records on
>>216398363you looked more like f1nn or icky?
they dont make black people liek this anymorebritish black people
Every order spend over 25 pounds gets deep fried milk bar(3 pieces) for free.
piloting the event horizon right up my bumhole
willing to buy fresh twink poo regularlymust be based in London or near to me18-23 age range, possibly older if you look youngwhite only, cute, boyish or good looking (I can vet you via photo to gauge suitability)£100-£200 per log depending on factorshairy arse prefered but smooth ok toodm @ twinkpoobuyer on kik if interested
This video fascinates me.I could become an Islamic convert, a communist, a fascist, a neoliberal, a bender, a trannard, anything - and my parents would still love me all the same (they'd take some umbridge with the last one though).The fact that these parents' love for their child is conditional is mental to me.Same thing I felt for the dad of Charlie Kirk's assassin turning him in. Absolutely bizarre behaviour.Am I mad lads? I don't have kids but I cannot even fathom my parents ever doing this to me.
>>216398475200 wuid not enough for poo
>>216398435is this girl the same as this girl >>216398223 ?
>>216398476>umbridgewhat
farting through space and time
>>216398486I'm so sick of inflation.
please kill me
>>216398454your good old caribnow it's all eritreans and somalissad
>>216398510Imagine farting in LA
asda christmas advert is already on
>>216398476their son turned into a rorke, he might as well be dead for them
>>216398531*curses you with long health so you'll live until at least 90*
>>216398476When I was a teenager I nicked a couple of rounds of ammunition from a shooting range as a keepsake, and my father found them and took me to the police station and asked for them to arrest me for weapons possession.
block paragraphs in post? not reading a word. simple as.
>>216398476he's a cringy little runt, parents did the right thing
>>216398499No, that's the other girl. This is her.
stop giving attention to the spamming swede
>>216398476You have to imagine it from their view, he’s 22/23 no job lives at home and relies on them, he’s on Twitter using his real name and face trying to become a internet celebrity calling people racial slurs. And when they try and talk to him about he locks himself in his room
massive the lad who came up with olive oil
>>216398555who is this
>>216398546mad thing is they're centre-right conservative voterslmao
>>216398549grim
>>216398476some parents have no love for their children at all and treat them well only in so far as they're not a nuisance to themyou can see in the dad's eyes there's not a shred of love for him
Is this it?
>>216398578haha it was me x
>>216398549think boomers derive a sick pleasure from ruining their childrens' lives
which to copit will be my first grown ups coat
>>216398555This girl is very attractive, much moreso than the other girl you have been posting.
>>216398587A swedish girl >>216398646I see
>>216398570thisthe whole situation is grim af and rorke is completely in the wrong, little poof got his dead arrested, he's a fucking prick he is
think about all the house parites goign on now and all the presall the boys and girls getting TOGETHER
>>216398638so youre homosex?
>>216398668dad*>>216398555she's beautiful tbf
i still wear my trousers from when i was 12
>>216398476The idea of unconditional love for your children is fairly new
>>216398667Say the name dickhead
>>216398570think I can understand their POV a little more now tbf If he wasn't exposing them at all & was living in his own place, THEN I'd find their furore bizzare desu.
new laptop redditflags test
Where's Ziedbelg?
>>216398676at home alone meplaying video games
>>216398667what's her nameshe's beautiful
Why is Heathertranny simping and samefagging over this mid slag on ten VPNs?
there's a massive difference between unconditional love, forgiveness etc. and unconditional material support
>>216398697>>216398713>>216398736No, I know her irl
>>216398765Do I give a fuck? Post her name or fuck off /brit/ you don’t belong here
all my aris and carlys are on my old laptop ...
>>216398726i thought you was dead
>>216398790Why didn't you wanna get a pint with me this summer?
>>216398733same even doing my lil weeb incel game haha atelier
>>216398804why would i ever want to meet up with someone from this chinese cartoon mindrape spam website
>>216398765But you do understand that left mogs, yes? So why even post right?
on the johnnie walker green
>>216398765if you know her irl then why are you posting her on 4chan you incel freak
filled with seething hatred for neurotypicalshate hate hate them so much
Is being a runt a physical state, or a mental state?
really want a girlfriend
>>216398868haha thsi is me
>>216398841Why not?Could've made a new friend
>>216398880just get the asmr on and cuddle your pillow
>>216398865He “knows” her, she doesn’t have a clue who he is
>>216398880tried to get one for 22 odd years (i'm 36)just not meant to be i guess...
>>216398868should see my face when the turbonormdrones at toil start talking about their TV slop, traitors, strictly, etc
>>216398880the idea of a gf is better than having one
Something gives me the feeling it's because he didn't want meet up with me in particular but not really sure why
me? raiding silph co in Pokemon Fire Red
>>216398923why you doing that then
Right well that's the Chainsaw Man cinema ticket booked
>>216398880would be nice
>>216398933team rocket are there the fucking cunts
>>216398945Are you going to live blog about the experience?All things considered, I think people would want to know how it goes.
why did dtfic stop with the reddit spacing
>>216398922it's nothing personal man
uh oh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_42qlGeUJU
moving to Berlin in Januarymy new life will startI WILL get a girlfriend in 2026
>>216398970Can't go live on YouTube until you get 50 subs or I would. I might make a video about it though
>>216398923me? just got my 8th badge in Pokemon Scorched Silvergoing to the elite 4 now
haven't been outside since tearing my knee up over 2 weeks agomay never walk again at this rate!
>>216398947rightokkeep me updated
Hello brit, it is i, the scary pegan from the north. I am here to raid your shores yet again, please post somthing cool i can steal and take back home! maybe a funny image or a picture of your pet
>>216398996I told a slight fib, it's actually Radical RedFucking hard game
what can i buy with upvotes
Objective ratings
>>216399006
>>216398984Dilara awaits for you in Köpenick
in fire emblem: three houses i successfully classed ashe and annette into wyvern riders and set marianne as my dancer
>fodenbunny.pngchortling
large mount gay with soda, please
Got toil tomorrow so will be an early night.Been contemplating starting a Pokémon romhack. Maybe seaglass emerald.
>>216398996shouldnt be having excadrill leafeon or salazze they didnt exist when fire red came out
what are some good nintendo switch 2 games xive finished bravely default now
>>216399066when are you going to hack off your pocket monster?
>>216399006um
>>216399067Luxray as well
>>216399062Wonder what catberg thought it was
In a fooking comfy pub supping £3.50 pints of Timothy Taylor's Landlord.I've seen heaven lads. That's it from now on.Missus doesn't appreciate it, bloody tart.
>>216399075there aren't any x
>>216398975Yay :DOk I will stop bothering you about it
do your think it was worth it for the girls do porn lads?
>>216399097a great big thing with teeth
>>216399006take my aryan frog, brother...
>>216399018Their makeup is dreadful
Could you go for a tomboy gf that likes video games and cars?https://www.instagram.com/itsgma___
>>216399075recently played unicorn overlord and triangle strategythey were pretty good
>>216399095dont reply to me tranny freak
Stomach really hurts but I ate like a good boy today - feeling extremely concerned.
>>216399099Are you really /brit/ posting from a pub that youre at with your gf for the second night in a row?
>>216399030>>216399084>>216399136Thank you, a great bounty, i will sail back home now >>216386417
>>216399099>both on your phones
>>216399075kirby forgotten land
>>216399149dont care about "tomboy" or other such nonsenseshe's fit or she aintif she's fit she's in my gaffif she aint she out ma gaff
>>216398476Your love for your kids should is unconditional? Never heard anything so retarded in all my life. If my son turned out to be a nonce and went to jail like Ian watkins you can guarantee I'm abandoning him and leaving him to rot in there, same if he got shit faced and mowed down a group of people on the pavement.Love is not unconditional, nor should it ever be. Granted my son would have to do a lot for me to stop loving him and think he was a dick but it's still possible
never realised how good the bass on this tune isheard it on some big speakers last night
>>216398476My parents love was always unconditional. If I had children mine would be for them. But thats not the case for most people. They cannot even recognise that their son, for all his obvious failures, is a product of themselves. Or perhaps thats why they despise him so. It is bizarre to me.
>>216399219crazy frog is a hit
if she got a nice arse she can be a lil munted up in the face idc
>>216399219forgot linkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drPZiXn9G3k
>>216399219Feel like so many people miss out on bass because they're usually listening with shit headphones or tiny speakers
need to sort my thousands upon thousands of pictures got everything in one folder atm x
>>216399246What's your last shag look like?
>>216399258Sort them by inches
>>216399246post the one that looks like a chubby taylor swift with her cock in a cage
giggle when i hear the woman say dunelm in the advert
>>216399082not one fella. Its a fat girl
>>216399062Cats have amazing reflexes like. Remember seeing that video of one twatting the snake as it lunged at it
.......................................
>>216399285who
Ghetts got locked up just as Digga got releasedmad
>>216399246Total opposite here, need her to have an angelic face, then her body doesn't matter at all.
>>216399099Never had a gf and due to my crippling social anxiety, zero self esteem and paranoia I can see I made the right decision. Looks nightmarish
>>216399248noticed quite a few music videos from this era have people doing weird robotic danceshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wf421JsG004
genuinely don't get why anyone with a gf would come here
>>216399099get her backdoors caved in
>>216399211I should hope you never have children. People like you are the exact kind of parent to raise a nonce or a terrorist.
>>216399308It's actually crazy how skeletal she looks in motion They've banned fashion ads in Britain with women that look like her in them
>>216399323At least Digga goes after his enemiesGhetts ran down some kid drunk driving sent the guy flying
(8) it's there on demand i supply ityou know the coke ain't diet (8)
>>216399211What were your parents like?
>>216399384looks like the kid ran into the car
hello cornwall
Got The Isley Brothers - Brother, Brother, Brother (1972, 24/96k, FLAC) on
>>216399419why are you such a coomerjust have a wank and be done with it ffs
>>216399211Easy to say when you don't have a kid. If your child turns out a fuck-up or freak your first emotional response should guilt and shame not scorn and hatred, else you might be a sociopath
>>216399444same
>>216399455Doubt he took a break all dayHis cock must be worn down to a nub by this point
>>216399455i don't wank
hi
right then time for a wank dont you think?
cornwall, halifax, east ridings, staffordshireall great places
They call us nigga cause we's dicks is bigga - Ziedelbeg
>>216399480Second half has some real stinkers on it
>>216398783>>216398842>>216398865
>>216399384but he looks so innocent
when my knee has recovered and i can walk again i'll definitely sort my life out
completed mgs delta ladsgreat game but fuck me ocelot's appearances throughout the game started to annoy me
>In short, a ban is not immediate. While the regulatory process allows for a block to be initiated shortly after the 60-day non-compliance period (around the end of 2025/early 2026), the ongoing US lawsuit means the situation is complex and could be prolonged.
>>216399521>staffordshirelol ok
>>216399512wonder what her bookshelf looks like
lifestyle been a bit boring lately. might stab someone from a different postcode
I really fancy her because she don't like reading books and I don't like reading books
>>2163996144chan was the first target of the lawthat's how powerful we are
>>216399606Ocelots are proud creatures.
>>216399648GCHQ yeah this fella right here
>We ate the same 93p ‘council estate tea’ every day & I still swear by it – just 3 ingredients will make your mouth water>Showing off “memories” of her childhood, Aimee, 44 from Ribble Valley District, dished up her “council estate tea” which consisted of homemade “proper” chips alongside fried eggs and baked beans.
>>216399384rip lil nigga
not real it's someone pretendingthey're still gone :((((((
>>216399672they only go after flag wavers now
im such a whore for automatic doors
>>216398476probably should have referred him to prevent
the vinted browse
blow it out your arse mate
She is the most famous British Gen Z woman
>>216399704no reason you couldn't throw some ham in there
>>216399705fr like bro just disappeared
>>216399704Add a can of assorted veg then that's alright - poverty for sure, but it would be fine.
mums called 999 cos i'm right wing
>>216399748she's at least 50
had to break things off with the Chinese scammer bintshe actually gave me her number as well
>>216399748looks 40
>>216399770think my mum is more racist than me
>>216399748what would happen of she read a copy of last exit to brooklyn?
can hear my fat ugly neighbour blowing her nose. Probably got a cheeseburger stuck up there
>>216399521East Riding of Yorkshire is my city
i always associate pot noodles as the most povvo food
>>216399756fuck is a can of assorted veg?
Was on the fence about shagging when I visit Chongqing next year, but I think I might actually do it. Get the HPV/Hep vaccines, and just fuck a load of Chinky bitches - I think I need it to get my mojo back, then I can come home and find a nice pleasant white gf with my newfound confidence
we wanna be free to do what we wanna doand we wanna get loaded
>>216399748she was relatively normal before she went to australia, used to work in an office and call centre, then went to australia for 2-3 years and turned into an arch succubus
>>216399246yeah
why do ethnics litter so much?
>>216399748>>216399833disgusting
>>216399824Yeah that’s great Rorke sure they will definitely be well into you mate that’s a proper good plan that
>>216399854>pic unrelated
>>216399867I'm tall and whenever I've posted my face here and on soc people compliment me - I think I'll be fine mate
wasting my saturday :(
>MULTIPLE PEOPLE STABBED ON TRAIN IN HUNTINGDON >Reports are circulating that 10 people have been stabbed. Locals present are saying that there was 2 perpetrators who were yelling "Allah Akbar" ffs white Christians again
nightmare grey hellscape
>>216399881was this worth posting?
waster wednesday :v
>>216399908ban assault knives
>>216399892The tall handsome chad who needs sex tourism to be able to get a white gf is it?
do you lads have permission to be posting these women on here?
can't help but detect the scent of sexual tension in the /brit/ thread tonight
!!!!!!!
>>216399932Chad? No, but I'm alright. Had a bad break up, and then my father died and I gained a lot of weight, so been in a long dry spell and not feeling right - breaking out of it you see.
>>216399908>reports are circulatingSo it’s some made up bullshit yet again then
lol true
whenever i look at maps i realise i don't know dick about englandThere's a place called Godmanchester? I never knew
Snakes were fucking themselves long before Adam and Eve showed up
i dont really remember getting a lot of physical affection from my mother and i think that probably has something to do with my aloofness
homo erectus walks amongst us!
>>216399972It's pronounced Gumster as well. What a weird place.
>>216399803screaming what a referenceshe'd probably think she's a cool edgy drug addicted trans sexworkercos that's totally what she is right and not some sanitised and commercialised humilation kink
they had mental health
>>216399833truly baffling. really makes you think. really gets the noggin joggin. mind boggling.
leftypol dropping to his knees
>>216399963Yeah because nothing that has gone on before tonight could possibly have predicted something like this would happen
>>216400003You might be right, I was a proper mummy’s boy and she gave me loads of attention and now I’m a very down to earth friendly chap
>>216399908bloody buddhists again
part and parcel ladswe're aw fae somewheredon't look back in anger x
how long does it take for MCL tear to heal please answer it's been 16 days and still cant walk
deep state getting active again - SAD
>>216399969Gervais would never condone such a message. No fucking way does he think mass immigration is a problem in London
>>216399963Confirmed by Sky News now actually leftypol
>the stabbing is realffs
>>216400031how often does this happen on a saturday night though? would have expected it earlier in the day
>>216400025isolated incident
>>216400025love these immigrantsimagine, we could've been just slowly infested with them, law abiding and in useless fucking jobsinstead they helpfully stoke the angergood bunch of lads
>>216400067BET HE DOESN'T APOLOGISE FOR BEING WRONG!!!
>>216400067let me guess. brown complexion?
>>216400065he posted it though
where's that stupid motherfucker who says it's just selective outrage
>>216400025two people arrested? two?
it's him!
>>216400057>MCL tearhow did this happen
We ask the public to refrain from speculating
Mong of the day is this cunt >>216399963
>>216400117yet more proof that if you act weird but look good it's a vibeif you look ugly it's creepy
>>216400067
>>21640005718-29 - 2 week30+ - 2 years
>>216400067>>216400077>>216400087>>216400102>>216400108rorke
remember when they said they’d instantly release the race an ethnicity of the perpetrators every time stuff like this happened and then the only time they did it was when a white ex army fella with ptsd was attacked by violent scouser apes and panicked and accidentally ran some of them over
seriously why are these foreigners so stabby?
>>216399969
>>216400012might inspire her next stunt to be raped to death
>>216400164you don't have guns so they have to stab
>>216400067you know who the real victims in all of this will be? innocent muslims
https://ukandeu.ac.uk/most-british-young-men-reject-the-far-right/being right-wing is an unc thing
>>216400164asylum application gets rejected yet they dont get deported so they just walk around outside not knowing what to do so they just stab people to get £500 and a free ticket back home to somalia
overton window just flew past my house
>>216398240>>216398240>>216398240
>>216400122drunk fell twisted leg landed on it
Sir Cobra Meeting
>>216400220sounds like a lie