Oldfag edition
dogshit canuck edition
>>216430389Moot is so handsome
>>>/tv/215658168so who got bummed in here?
What have you read so far this year, /brit/?*inhales*AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAWait wait... I think I know the answer: NOT SHIT LMFAO
a reminder anyone bad mouthing based tranners gets the stomp
>>216430361that swastika looks like it's just drawn on with permanent markermental how stupid you lot are
>>216430456Was that one even a tranny? it looked and sounded like a woman to me
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1761823851542871.webm
lmao leftism is literally a deadly illness
actually hope all these fucking CUNTS spamming fireworks get fucking aids
>>216430417Why does he look american then?
>>216430395Ironically I was been trying to post this since post 250
Sir Winking Bumhole
>>216430473Aye, but a broken clock is right twice a day.
>>216430389a bit abraham lincolnish>>216430444bunch of japanese stuff primarily, not read much though, also I read that chinese poem Li Sao and much of the bible
Sir Steve Wallis
>>216430468it must have been the tits loom removable
>>216430472dont like anuses that look like thatyou can tell shes just done a poo
>>216430521ngl I'd shag her
>>21643044414 books in a year is nothing to brag about
>>216430521size of those trapsabsolute hulking monstrosity
ex alcoholic acquaintance got pissy at me in the group chat and i told him to have a drink
>>216430543No amount of books in a year is something to brag about
>her
A chain of schools that compared Reform UK’s policies to “fascism” in politics lessons has been accused of imposing “deep socialist bias” on children.Students at schools run by Orion Education, which has eight academies in England, were taught that the party’s policies had been exploited by extremists to “spread hate, xenophobia and racism” and “normalise far-Right views”.
https://aether.mom/media/tmdb-movie-13819-laurel-canyon
very multicultural brit today innit
>>216430532him
the lads
>>216430529but dey were dem one for crodie
>>216430444i've read 29my PB is 61 in 2021
>>216430596her* respect people's preferred pronouns please
I don't care about the racism, Reform are just morons and will wreck the country while Farage runs off with another bag
>>216430493you're so fucking boring lol
>>216430548cute
>Foreword>0:02
Sir Andrew Johnson, train driver
>>216430599reckon being a stray cat with a bunch of stray cat mates must be such a vibey existence
I finally read Moby Dick and Don Quixote this year
had all the family over the other day and my sister tried to embarrass me in front of everyone by saying I liked anime pornwas very uncalled for actually and she said it in front of nan which was very upsetting as now my nan thinks I'm a freak
it looms
>>216430638she likes german shepherds and nigerian men
>>216430444Not many this year as I've been dipping in and out of religious texts, so full books maybe 10
Why would women want a bendy willy? They want strong erections
>>216430614the country is already wrecked tho
early start tomorrow so it's sleep time, night lads*turns the thread light off*
>>216430543>>216430554What is something to brag about you braindead monkeys? How many Pokémon you've captured? Neck yourselves promptly
>>216430622Where are your exciting posts? Surely you can point out at least one
>>216430638sounds like a low class tart
>still no announcement of a UK screeningWill we actually get one I want to watch some Madokino with some feel britdoka fags.
have a theory that looksmaxxing and alt-right stuff blew up on the internet because of white racist gay guys who are scared of and hate blacks think about it. they never criticize gay people, only immigrants and other browns. all of them have some dodgy gay stuff about them
>>216430663behave mate that's still my sister
we're all just waiting on Mousey to make a /brit/ memecoin and rug pull us all x
it loometh verily
>>216430637read Don Quixote a while backthere's good moments but fuck me does it drag onusually the case with old books, you can tell they were serialised. it's the same with Dostoevsky and even dickens to an extent
>>216430694That's a man
>>216430671So you vote for a party that will intentionally make it worse? I don't understand the logic. I'd much prefer a Labour that is just a bit shit at their job
early 2000s porn whores
>>216430599basically us if you think about it>>216430637what did you think of 'em, don't read much fiction myself anymore aside from poetry>>216430682egotistical and reading for a poor reason, reading is simply fun, I wouldn't brag about a thing
>>216430637don quixote was an interesting peek into the past for memoby dick was too boring
>>216430682How many times did you suck your brothers cock?Was it over 50 times?
Muslims in Indonesia are so much nicer and civilised than the ones in Europe
>>216430599Rascals up to no good I bet.
yesterday i slept from 12pm-8pm and then again from 11pm-12pmfinally feel like a human again
I want to go camping with Steve
>>216430721labour have made it worse. it was labour who set things off in 97 the tory wankers continued it now labour are back to finish off the country
>>216430751Wank off to it why don't cha
>>216430785crodie
>>216430599even cats have friends
why do people post on fancy flags then
evening, bros
>>216430785Your crush
>>216430548
>>216430787There's too much sadness behind his eyes
>>216430812no i hate 100% of Jews
>>216430805Did you eventually start to like it?
>>216430548i don't get it
>>216430812why do they always have those noses
mongolia be kidding me
Would read loads if I didn't play games
watching wmif porn
>>216430830Is that your boyfriend or does he not know you exist?
back in the day one of these could keep you entertained for weeksnowadays kids need youtube blasting in their face 24/7 to keep them quiet
>>216430810it's a thinly veiled alternative to tripfagging
>>216430852that's okay x
>>216430548cornish are the orange one actuallymaybe the white one if theyre higher class
>>216430830AHHHHHHH HE'S THROWING SNOW AT ME GET AWAY GET AWAY
>>216430862burundis nuts
Not gonna order cocaine. Legitimately agonising over this. Desperate to feel something but that just ain't it.
>>216430866share it with us then
>>216430695>think about it. they never criticize gay people, only immigrants and other browns. all of them have some dodgy gay stuff about themWell yeah because mass immigrants and demographic change and multiculturalism and society becoming multi ethnic are all bad things. Europeans becoming an ethnic minority in their own countries is a bad thing. Gay people making yanks mad because of the bible does not matter
>>216430389
>>216430885explain it you zesty bitch faggot cunt whore
When did 190 start avatarflagging?Must have been almost 10 years ago by now
why don’t we have the names and pictures of those arrested for the train thing? I thought the police had to charge within 24 hours
>>216430695gay people have the most to lose given current demographic trends
>>216430883what game
late night trip to maccies on the cards
>>216430932Daylight savings time x
>>216430928
nth for the gyaldem
>>216430929thinking about having a third cup of tea. unprecedented x
>>216430932one of them was even let FREE for goodness sakewhat a disgrace
>>216430960grow up
>>216430695fascism worships masculinity so it inherently attracts the homos
>>216430974bungling cops strike again lol!
>>216430968You're out of control The government should step in
>>216430932Couldn't see them because they were black and it was at night
For you to be born today from 12 previous generations, you needed a total of 4,094 ancestors over the last 400 years.
>>216430694I still need to watch the rebellion sequel
Feeling cozy
where is The One
>>216431030I can tell she wants to have sex with itWhy are women like this
>>216430694Will this movie finally correct the evil selfish actions of that crazy one way lesbian Homura
>>216430694>>216431023> is an upcoming Japanese anime film and a direct sequel to the 2013 movie Puella Magi Madoka Magica The Movie Part 3: Rebellion. The film is scheduled to premiere in Japan in February 2026. nevermind then
>>216430964bummed two different blokes while holding them by the harness at raves
Just had a panic attack
>>216431075that's nice was their arse pong peng
>>216431087Why? :(
utterly mental that helicopters not only exist but they work
Ever seen a cryptid in the UK?
Emma Watson diarrhea smoothie for tea
>>216431055here
>>216431013at that century long chain of ancestors successfully extending the bloodline stops dead with me aha
>>216431098i mean an arse's an arse mate but i remember one was gripping me by contracting his asshole which felt extra good. it was in berlin thats how i remember it so vividly
lost a clue and have ordered Sanjay to bring me fried chicken and chips x
>>216431125yeah saw a black fox
>>216431125I saw Welsh people once
>>216430608name a few pleb. or am i asking too much?
>>216431134that was nice of him
>>216431135had alcohol delivered yesterday and muhammed was replaced by mohammed lol
>>216431152When's the last time you actually read a book though?You can read right?
>>216431104Want to relapse on drugs and scared I will and obsessing over it - been stone cold sober a year and desperately need to get better but feeling no real benefit
personally don't count the books i readreading a book is already english, why should i have to do maths too i'm not in school anymore
>>216431125I saw the beast of bodmin
Mental how Effy was under 16 on skins and was getting her arse and tits outWe really are a country of nonces
Cornish literature is very underrated
https://youtu.be/rNOTnm2M1a0Madoka was animekino
>>216431125When I was a child I swear to God I saw a frog with wings like a dragonflies - remember it so so vividly. Only weird experience I've ever had
>>216431138Did it stab other foxes?
>>216431134Berlin gay clubs must be some kind of degenerate poo-stained hellscape
download a dating sim as part of my efforts towards losing a clue
>>216431196>>216431196>>216431196New
>>216431185You'll be okay, don't give in
If it's alcohol just stay sober If it's other drugs though ngl sober life will never be tolerable
>>216431228spastic
>naughty daughter
just watched that new horror film weaponswas alright
>>216431228What is your shoe size?
>>216430901i dont care about the bible lmao they are statistically all nonces
I hate liberals
>>216431248:)
Sometimes when I'm laying in bed all wrapped up sleepy and warm, I imagine hiding in the corner of the neighbours garden in the cold and rain under a tarp or something, even better imaging them walking past and trying to stay still and quiet. It's the feeling of trying to be warm and the thrill of not being caught. Kind of like when you're in bed and it's raining outside and you feel all warm and safe.
>>216431233Hope not. Wanna be content sober>>216431243MDMA, LSD, cocaine, and weed
>>216431207Well so was that girl Drake was shagging, the one that looked old as shit in that monster show
>>216431184last night? how about you, you drooling imbecile..oh right, you dont know how
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJX3D8Gk1t0
Playing Trails in the Sky second chapter lads
neighbour is currently hoovering the area of the stairwell outside his flathoovering in the fucking stairwellAT THIS HOUR
>>21643127045 or 46 depending on the brand>>216431287No I meant with your eyes, not listening to it being read to you like a baby
Just found out one of my old mates has been sectioned Weird way to find out he told me his sister got married last week and that he was sectioned for a few months
>>216431287New England has such a fascinating history
>>216431224it was a normal club anybody can shag anybodyive seen guys passed out with 10 lads around them. some guys doing syringes of ghb right in their arse, quite the experience
>>216431277those are just party drugs nothing wrong so long as you keep going to parties I'd keep the weed dropped that's a drugmong drug
>>216431334Lol this is great
>press the switch Britishers don't really do they?
I don’t do any drugs because my mum told me they were bad
never done drugs me
>>216431276I usually imagine myself in bed in a sleeper carriage on a train or some other fast moving vehicle, don't know why but I find it relaxing
>>216431317agreed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFM8Vs7NSKo&list=LL&index=4
ds9 grand nagus laugh
>>216431346Used to do them socially, then turned into solo in my room going loony
>>216431361>>216431362boring melty virgins
>>216431276Yes officer this is the one
>>216431369So you can't recall the last time you actually read a book When's the last time you sucked your brother's cock?
>>216431381It's hip to be square
>>216431381190
did drugs and regret it ngl
>>216431365I imagine I’m on one of those old trains and would sneak into one of the empty wooden carriages used for transporting cargo and make it my new home. I’d bring all of my stuff, make a cosy little room and install locks onto the doors so only I could come in and out.
Reminder gingerpaedo is an actual diagnosed schizophrenic and is sensitive about it
>>216431378doing mdma and lsd solo in your room must be grimdarka coke binge, i understand
eery night i walk all the way round the bed to get in the side that i like to get ini could easily just in the side closest to the door
>>216431334why can't we press the switch
True...
How long has 190 been pretending to do drugs for by this point?It's actually crazy how sad this guys life is
dark at 5pmit's over
>>216431462>why can't we press the switchare you retarded
I've done weed, ketamine, meth, cocaine, ecstasy, 2cb, lsd, mushrooms, nos, 25i nbome, morphine, oxycodone, valium, xanax. Wish I'd not done anything
never been in a nightclubnever done drugsnever been drunknever go outside unless mum chaperones me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AL-VUaoeJLMTUNA
minge
>>216431334love drukpamad he hasn't been doxxed yet
>>216431442MDMA yeah I stopped that and switched to cocaine for that reason - coke was primary for room/fap until raw cockLSD tbf I did do shit, walking out in nature mostly
>>216431491Genuinely wish I'd never touched alcohol
Do Britishers really say press the switch?
>>216431369https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hnwHMPhzVYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWuu3NOEIYc
Checking the new neighbourhood graffiti Standard gang shit been there many months now Must be working Lots of stuff about some boy named Noah"Noah is Gay""Noah is Trans""Noah sucks dicks""Noah = Gay""Noah shags men""Noah is Gay and Trans"Whoever this Noah kid is he sounds like a right bender
>>216431508who's drukpa
>>216431491she must be really proud of you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYpQmKQ3CVcblud's never missed the cookout
>>216430855Idk but it's beautiful. As a small nose haver myself, I wish that I had a protrusive curved one.
>>216431516yeah mate I used to have week long speedwanking sesh off coke & amphetamines wanked until my cock wrist and shoulder was in pain and the joints on my fingers swollen and so tight I couldn't make a fist
>>216431401stupid fuck i sat and read the book on newgate prison LAST NIGHT. i also walked and listened to my tts book on TAidiot
>>216431517ktim 8 years off the wagon barely a night off the sauce
>>216431542my parents told me I've the best son they could ever hope for
>>216431540https://x.com/kunley_drukpa?lang=enhe made that image among many other classics
I've only done them socially. I wonder what the tipping point is in going full drugmong.
>>216431491bet you have a nice tight arsehole
>>216431564theyre not interested in grandchildren then
>>216431554Do you suck his cock whenever you see him?Does he still have that power over you?
>>216431565wheres he from
>>216431554Edmée Daenen is the beautifulest Belgoid
>>216431608Cheadle
>>216431608nobody knows he's anonymousbest i can do is he lives in britain (probably)
bought a t-shirt online, it's strangling me
What's the betting on the real roots of the 'black british national' then? I'm saying Nigerian, Boko Haram territory.
>>216431617>Edmée Daenenresembles kreayshawn imo
>>216431553Jesus this is me. Even got friction burns on my dick, and folliculitis
He gets so angry and calls me stupid yet he's obviously a moron himself tooNot sure who he's trying to fool
does /brit/ love welsh people
>>216429679>If you were actually serious about a loving relationship and not just shagging you'd have put your efforts elsewhere and not with an escort serviceI am trying>>216429713I honestly worry I have.I've thought about her literally every day since, imagining conversations with her in my head.Oh god
>>216431581for me it was afters after a night out. then the afters became the whole day and the day became a before and so on>>216431646the last time i did that was in february. they wiped all the good porn off anyhow i dont even bother with jerking off now
this shouldn't be allowed
>>216431478yeah
>>216431659What made you leave your shagger lifestyle behind and adopt this shut-in incel freakazoid pedo cuck homo persona instead?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7WViKKy0Z0
>>216431670>>216431553how did you become so obsessed with wanking off your cock
>>216431617>>216431645this braud i meant
>>216431673we'll see him on neo-/brit/ in 18 years
>>216431226you ain't been in the hood like robin
>>216431491are you the one who gets chaperoned to the cinema
https://youtu.be/_7vQSPBtwyc
https://genius.com/Uk-drill-information-london-gang-list-north-east-south-and-west-annotated
DON'T FALL IN LOVE WITH ESCORTS STOP BEING STUPID DO NOT BOOK THE SAME ONE ONE YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SHAGGEDGO AND BOOK ANOTHER ONE THERE ARE THOUSANDS OF THEM
I have a feeling I won't get an answer to my question :/
>>216431693the amphetamines makes you horny and you can go on for hours one wank until climax would last me 1h to 1h30. so id have this wank, drink water and pee, smoke a cig, tinker around for ten minutes then do a line, get the urge to wank again, wank for another hour etc. the longest i did that was for four days straight continuously with no sleep. no eating, showered once maybe, cleaned my sinuses every 6 hours, just living off water cigs and speed, with 30 tabs of porn vids opened racing through them ADHD like in a delirium state. It sounds wicked but it was actually the pinnacle of pleasure
>>216431596done him
living in white society makes them crazier:>More recently, it has become clear that the incidence of schizophrenia, based on standardised diagnosis and sophisticated census methods, is higher still in second-generation black Caribbeans. The largest study to date has demonstrated a ninefold higher risk of schizophrenia in UK-resident black Caribbeans>Particularly significant factors appear to be the combination of isolation and exclusion, both within society (living in areas of low ethnic density and reduced participation in society) and within the family (family break-up and paternal separation). These factors seem to be more powerful than socioeconomic disadvantage, which is more likely to be a consequence than causal. https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC2418996/
>>216431660..yh
>>216431729psc
VGH WHY DOES COKE ZERO DEHYDRATE ME NOW I NEED ANOTHER COKE ZERO
>>216431771So what's the point of just posting here into the void?At this point there's only a few people left here and none of them care about your daily Le Minorities Bad updateI guess it's because you've got nothing else going on?
>>216431766This is it. Its insane when you're in it, then when you come down... just hellish
>>216431781What made you leave your shagger lifestyle behind and adopt this shut-in incel freakazoid pedo cuck homo persona instead?Also why don't you post your national socialist propaganda anymore?Was it too much effort?Is your new medication making you lethargic?
I’m on a trainA blank has sat opposite me What do?
>>216431840pre-emptive strike
when I was on wicked stimwanking bender the images and various shapes of things would start to look like vague stills of porn vids like id be browsing 4chan and the catalog vignettes would look like porn stills despite them being totally different stuff when i'd hover and expand the image. when i'd blink my eyes there was porn stills ingrained inside my eyelids. i'd look out the window and see my old neighbor in the building facing mine and it looked like they were fucking so i pulled out my binoculars to get a good look and it was just one of them standing in her living room, clothed. My brain was seeing naked people shagging everywhere, in my field of view and when i closed my eyes too
>>216431596>>216431769suck my cock
>>216431840i hope you brought your stab vest
seems like every english person has heritage from a celtic diaspora, thank god mine is welsh and cornish instead of scot or irish.
>>216431839>>216431811>>216431597>>216431651nobody asked
>>216431867What made you leave your shagger lifestyle behind and adopt this shut-in incel freakazoid pedo cuck homo persona instead?
this canadian is fucked in the head manit's scary
>>216431882>>216431885What made you leave your shagger lifestyle behind and adopt this shut-in incel freakazoid pedo cuck homo persona instead?
>>216431771>Particularly significant factors appear to be the combination of isolation and exclusionso that's what turns anons into schizos? grim
>>216431855Had this happen to me when I played Minecraft on cocaine for two days straight
>>216431334>>216431462>why can't we press the switch
>>216431916>>216431918>>216431922What made you leave your shagger lifestyle behind and adopt this shut-in incel freakazoid pedo cuck homo persona instead?
>>216431766funnily enough if you read the theories of early church fathers this fits exactly their descriptions of heaven
>>216431918yes schizophrenia is primarily a psycho-social withdrawal into a preferred inner sanctum constructed by the schizo
might be making cupcakes tomorrow
>>216431955is this the new 'I was just saying this down the pub'
leftypol doing coke and then wanking to gay porn for 8 hours straightrorke doing coke and then playing minecraft for 8 hours straight
>>216431766that's based
me never doing coke because im good and dont know where to get it
>Armed police and ambulances descend on UK town with situation 'ongoing'
>>216431758>DO NOT BOOK THE SAME ONEBut I told her I'm a virgin and I felt really comfortable talking to her.Maybe I am making a huge mistake. Maybe I'm not.
it was mostly straight porn but then i strayed to crossdressers getting bummed raw and suchhonestly wanking for hours is better than shagging a woman because women have a limited timer shagging a bloke is fine because he can last but at some point the smell of poo and the self hatred that comes with realizing im inside a mans arse is too much
>>216431998i don't believe schizophrenia is a unified disorder at all, but a broad descriptor for idiosyncratic social problems
someone else make the new
>>216432029Wish you'd fuck off to /britfeel/
>>2164320444.75 inches
>>216432040too early retard
>>216432027its walesno bames there so shall avert thy eyes
>>216431729associate this with tiktok these days
>>216430389I don't want my moot to get old.
>>216432061Don't need to sign your posts mate
>>216430444
>>216430444Just one.
>>216430694Still haven't seen this.
