blogonaise eidishion
another miserable day of my dogshit life
Forgot how bad vinyl records sound
um oh wow heh *awkwardly adjusts collar* oh boy! my first day in the new! I'm feeling neverous heh, I hope I can make friends!
>>216433705LOL and he tries to shame me for posting gay shit
oh my fucking god im gonna cum
There are two wetherspoons in Shrewsbury The Shrewsbury Hotel one is usually very busy and I don't like it.My favourite one is Montgomery's Tower which is near the Severn and not far from the Welsh bridge. I go there semi-frequently.
aff tae bed
literally farting spunk out of my arse
>>216433748you shit up the threads almost as much as he does
still laughing about the fodenbunnyhas had me in stitches for a good few hours today
>>216433718They sound pretty good to me. What’s your setup and what are you listening to? You should always go for older pressings from the 1970s or whatever instead of new pressings done by loudness wars idiots who don’t know what they’re doing.
>>216433748where can I buy this
might get on the grindr
nth for the holodem
>>216433788quite possibly the best post of 2025
>>216433788Not even close besides I'm never on a UK so it's trivial to filter my alleged spam
Notable random/unprovoked black stabbing incidentsHuntingdonSouthportNottinghamMurder of David AmessManchester Arndale Murder of Gurvinder JohalMurder of Christina EdkinsMurder of Lee Pomeroy
>>216433812
Chickenbake, meatballs and gravy for tea then.
>>216433858what the fuck are you playing at
>>216433858you dirty horrible slag
>>216433858Same worktop as Spaino and Employed Woman
>>216433858slainte
i want to get my bum shagged again
the inside of that chicken bake is going to float around in the gravy like spaff in bathwater
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pbDkO9wxJc
>>216433800Garrard 301 with SME 3012 and Ortofon 2M Black to Waxwing preamp and Genelec 8331 monitors
>>216433922feel sick imagining the gravy and the chicken bake sauce mixing when he cuts into it
don't understand how people can get ingrown toenails that need surgery to removeyou get days and days even weeks of slight discomfort before it actually becomes ingrown, plenty of time to just snip it back with some clippersreckon they're the same sort of people who get an infected rash on their anus from not wiping properly
Does anyone here ever wee scream or are we a poo screaming general only?
>>216433886me when i remember that i'm an incel freak
>>216433922true postif he's got any sense he'll eat the meatballs and gravy first, then only cut into the 'bake once the plate is suitably dried
whats that fellas namepig shite?
>>216433886Rorke has had enough
>>216433980
the zoopig shitefag horse
>>216433858
I wish I wasn't so shy and anxious
>>216433958I never had an ingrown nail, or one of those pus filled hair thing that needs surgery or whateverthink people are just filthysame for the testicle twist that need to get to the hospitalor hemorroidsidk how people evne get allthat
>>216433934Absolutely no reason why you shouldn’t be getting great sound out of that.
pgg yp nr sestf
>>216434018>the zoo*ahem*
>>216433854
The one thing that gets me to sleep at night is the small but ever present possibility that I might be raped in the night
>>216434038mental how i have the same chin as her
wypipo get hemmeroids bcos dey don wipe dey ass!
Hungover
>>216434038why she look like she's about to record a video of her eating her own poo
>>216434028you can get haemorrhoids from straining too hard when you pooor from being shagged up the arris
>>216434038who's thisshe's fit af
This is high-quality material and not that cheap Chinese stuff. In life you get what you pay for and if you want quality, you cannot have quality and be cheap.
>>216434038what has my darling gio scotti got to do wiht the zoo
>>216433950>the woman who cowers in fright despite being a mile awaysuch delicate creatures>>216434038*sigh* *unzips* here we go again..
>>216434075*claps and laughs in the most obnoxious manner possible*
>>216434087>shedeary me
Dropped a figure and had to super glue it back together Then scraped my guitar on the wallSick of myself I really am
>>216434103nothing, dear
>>216434030Redpill: Vinyl sounds bad actually lolListening to some records now that have no good digital copies and it's a bit more tolerable
Gets the gears whirring this
My rorke has got no money, he's got his strong beliefsMy rorke has got no power, he's got his strong beliefsMy rorke has got no fame, he's got his strong beliefsMy rorke has got no money, he's got his strong beliefs
I think I literally have fallen in love with the escort I saw. I literally cannot stop thinking about her. Her dark eyes, her lips, her accent, the compliments she gave me. I've spent hours imagining conversations with her today.Is this what being in love feels like? To think about someone constantly? Or am I just being manic? I'm trying to be rational but it's like my brain is haywire. I feel like some tragicomedy character.
might learn latin again
poo
>>216434075*hoots and hollers*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQXRsshaZk8
>>216434169go to hell
>>216434169youre not in love you freakhow dare you use that word
do you lads reckon you could last longer being edged or waterboarded?
>>216434067https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Popobawa
>>216434169pay to have condomless sex ladbring her an std test if she asks and do her raw
Kanye West- Hold My Liquor is a truly brilliant song
discord transfu wants to go to a gig with me in january
>>216434209why would i get waterboarded
>>216434169you should fall in love with the business end of a shotgun buddy
I might hand in my notice at work tomorrow. Feel too depressed to go on and want to kill myself. My health is awful, mentally and physically. I find myself consistently struggling with drug addiction. I've got savings enough to last about 6 months that I don't want to squander but i'm beginning to feel I have no choice. As it stands I shall try to stick it out week to week, for another month, and hopefully I can find strength to carry me to the new year. But I fear I cannot go on like this much longer.
>>216434169fuck off to /britfeel/ you attention seeking retard rat cunt
>>216434243it's hypothetical ffs
>>216434210
>>216434258pretty sure you've said this already
>>216434169Should have stretched this LARP over a couple weeks desuNobody is fooled when you spam this often
>>216434169No, thats a crush.
>>216434258go on the sick and get help (you won't)alternatively, also fuck off to /britfeel/ you attention seeking retard rat cunt
>>216434266well i hope so
god im fucking fat
anyone got that gif ot that fag horse prancing around
>>216434279>a couple weeksFOY
>>216434240umm
>>216434269It's something i've been considering for days.>>216434290Not sure I know how to get on the sick or get help.
>>216434240corrr will you bum her after
PIP's come in de lids £900 in the account it lush might buy a steam deck x
>>216434235for me it's Drive Slow, homie
6-7
>>216434336gwarn lad x
>>216434325how do you have a job and not know how to go on the sick
wish charlois bighams did a cheese toastie
>>216434322You can see my flag right?
>>216434331Looks horrible, even by Scottish standards.
Anyone got that meme of the schizophrenic guy or something talking about driving into a crowd of people
keep opening /gif/ and then remembering that im supposed to be off the wanking for a month
>>216434331would suck that down in 30 seconds
>>216434380>>216434394i don't know who to trust
>>216434387/gif/ doesnt have the proper gay porn threads like it used toused to have proper rough poundings in those threads
>>216434038Cannot look at a girl wearing a mask like that without immediately thinking she’s baking her poo into some cookies.
>>216434404I'm not gay so fortunately the threads about big cocks are good enough for me
>>216434387>>29728338
wish I had a chud gf
>>216434347I applied for the job and went on an interview and was hired.How does one apply for the sick?
St Nicholas' Church and beyond, early 1930s and 2025It could be a bit earlier than that, but no later I think, with there being no sign of the tunnel dock exit yet
i broke into this little benders bum once. told him to do a line of ket then ravaged his batty with no condom and came in him raw then kicked him out
>I'm not gay so fortunately the threads about big cocks are good enough for me
>>216434466what the fuck
>>216434316
British humor, everyone
>>216434479:/
she hit the griddy in that stupid bitch hat
>>216434407what is that a reference to something
This is beauty
>>216434343*crashes out*
>>216434579she's only 39 but looks 59
>>216434621No she doesn't. Be quiet
>>216434660you're right. she looks even older
>>216434579he'll have to divorce her if he wants to be president
>>216434621i'd say 55
>>216434579lol classic case of best timmy could do
>>216434707why do you think he got charlie killed
>>216434741What's this idea, never heard this
>>216434660
>>216434741
had a lot of dreams today but fortunately I forgot them all
STOP reading fiction and watching plays.
Ktim
>>216434788stop reading in general
>ANOTHER international break after next week
>>216434802I had my assistant read this to me. I agree.
homer simpson
>>216434828Hey watch it with that language homie. Hey, listen, I'm new around here do you know where I could buy any drugs?
>>216434828that's SIR homer simpson to you.
>>216434407Did that one with the poo cookies bake them for herself, or to sell to others? Because I heard she was using her husband's poo and that's just not cricket
Wish I was fucking normal
>>216434889you are blog on normie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biXzYTlIoYwlmao pooja losing her hair
>>216434767>Jlloyd Samuel? Someone said you was dead
We now go to /brit/ for their congratulations messages to INDIA's women for winning the Cricket World Cup for the first time.The floor is yours.
>>216434900having a few shags as a teenager doesn't make you normalI'm bipolar and never had a job and have no friends
>>216434914FONT
>>216434913can see her nipples
>>216434901why did you ask another poster how big his dick is?
>>216434926you will be raped
>>216434914you got to shag in your prime. you're a normie
>>216434913
did some horrible sexual things when i was a teenager i can never ever bring up to anybody now
>>216434984It literally doesn't matter. Just bury it deep down inside and move on
>>216434901her fiancé is an irish timmy omdsirish boys love that prickly dark brown cancer pussy
>>216434490yah yeet yah yeet
>>216435020wow what a pretty jewess
>>216435045why are you interested in the size of men's dicks?
>>216434984You have to send that through the trauma processor or it's going to fuck with your whole life.
>>216434926how big is your dick?>>216435045how big is your dick?
>>216434914do you have one of those big bipolar dicks?
>>216435078about average, 6 and a half inches
why the fuck is halo 2 30gb I can't fit it on my tiny ssd
>>216435112speaking of tiny ssd's, how big is your dick?
just realised my knob has never tasted rain and that makes me sad
>>216435112buy a sandisk 2to portable ssdgot one on the cheap and its peng
Quentin, get a job. Your dead Daddy isn't proud of you
oh he's moved on to asking people the size of their knob now has he? not gay at all
not sure about the end game of howbigisyourdickmong's gimmique
>>216435154
>>216435132how big is your dick and why haven't you let him loose in the rain?
reckon I should have been made Prime Ministerid do a rubbish job obviously but i could hardly do worse than the sorry sods who have taken office in my lifetime
>>216435154He's stolen my fucking gimmick the cunt
conniving pang pang tricked vainglorious timmy and will inherit his $130 million fortune when he carks it
>>216435154someone needs to have a word with him
The trauma processor
>>216435190pang pang is the fox and anthony is the crow
test
Sir BilliIsright !!
love putting 2 fingers on my bumhole before farting then smelling my poo fumes fingers
Might put in a meltdown request
By God it's beautiful
>Failed to load board congifurationwhat's this about
>>216435233howling that looks exactly like how I imagine Mouse on the right
>>216434984giz a hint lad
>>216435246luv been a tyke me
mans in dorset yeah
I'll tell you lads one thing, if id been on that train it would have gone down quite differently.
>>216435398Yeah? How many would you have stabbed instead then
for me, it's four servings of mac and cheese
>>216435444Get the Charlie Bighams in
Genuinely baffled over what motivates someone to become a human rights lawyer
>>216435429I would have prevented all stabbings. Knocked out the stabber before the train pulled into the station. By the time the police turned up i'd ask "what took you chaps so long?" with a cheeky wink.
>>216435444think you might have gotten lost on your way to /cum/ pal
>>216435154sc
>>216435505>>>/ausnz/
>>216435491Would make a cracking episode of Dr. Who, someone get this going
>>216435533kek this is me
>>216435444Ima need that Ham, that White Meat, that Dark Meat, that Sweet Potato Casserole, Stuffing, Collard Greens, Mac 'n' Cheese, that Cranberry Sauce and a slice of Apple Pie.I want to build my own plate AND I want a plate of leftovers to take with me.
local gang weed chapter are banging my door looking for protection money
Swedish girls
>>216433936australian schizos dont exi-
keep getting bursts of sharp pain in my head but it's not a consistent headache, hope it's a brain tumor
I am receiving multiple death threats based on a libelous video and image posted of me
>theenk you moite ave gotten lost on your wai to /cum/ pahl
>black pussy CHANGED RorkeWhat a weak-minded TimmyBlack pussy didn't change Ottomans, cut who cut off the heads of their black sex slaves and their bastard mulatto offspring and fed their remains to wild dogs
>>216435505usa belongs in /brit/ more than aus mate
AMERICANShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBK9eTUvpUUIs this true?
>cut who cut
never met anyone called timmy
>>216435619Commonwealth
>>216435619what does thanksgiving have to do with british culture lad?
never understood the obsession with vtubers and kpop whoever created this shit must've signed a contract with the devil to make it popular
>>216435650asians look odd to me
>>216435637had never met a peter until i was already a man
>never met anyone called timmy
>>216435633you stop eating the leftovers when the leftovers are gonealso we cook the food on thursday and they're generally gone by monday or tuesday
>>216435608>he's unnawareKARA BOGA has subdued the legacy of the steppe
you know what catberg l'm not gonna try and help you anymore go ahead and eat everything and lets see what happens
all americans are fat and stupid and deranged
>>216435444>mac and cheeseFOY
>>216435721i'm not stupid
clocks go back tonight
timmy plantation owner sending his bastard mulatto offspring to england to receive an educationottoman slave owners skewering their mulatto newborns and feeding their corpses to wild dogs
Best /brit/ posters by country are as follows: Native britsAustraliansNew Zealanders/CanadiansRandom jfsAmericansYou can’t refute this.
love white women in their 20s ladsjust something special about it you know?
>>216435742arent you a timmy?
>>216435747NopeIt goes:Native Brits AmericansCanadiansFrench, SpanishAustralians
>>216435637I knew a lad called Tim but he went by Timbo.
>>216435773This will upset them but it's true it's just true
>the aus flags are all unemployed bruces>the uk flags are mongs on the doleexplains why /brit/ is so shit tonightus yanks will have to step it up as per usual
Ya'll mfs makin me crash out fr
>>216435773Its a curious thing, I was never shy as a child but seem to become more and shy by the day.
can feel my bum humidity percolating in real time
>>216435773100% trueinceloids love to seethe at the expectation of extremely basic social skills
>>216435816where i'm from a crash out is something you don't come back from
>>216435805I have work but I'm night guyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-Cz-LK16g4
Arise Sir Willard, Lord of Wankston.
Farage would just shutdown the government to make sure the people didn't their food stamps
Consider myself quite the thinker Got a few ideas revolving around enslaving women and such
>>216435893fr
>>216435775Flag on Cody
>all amerikens ah fat and shtyewped and deranged
watching reaction videos
>>216435862thats a big poo
we charles schwab now nigga
Obama gon pay my rent
>>216435805american posters keep this general going
>>216435963OBAMNA
Fucking demiurge shitting my life up once again the evil cunt
What is your favorite thing about Britain?
mad how in my head i look like a model and walk around like im hot shit, then i look in the mirror and the delusion is broken for a brief moment before i go back to serving cunt 24/7
>>216435989mum
>>216435989the bennies
>>216435980
>>216435989The weather
>>216435989the birds
was playing with catberg and he scratched me goodright down the side of my thumb from the nail to the knuckle
marina joyce
>>216435977what the helly
>>216435773I'm shy, the store guys were so happy at my chat they offered me free crisps, ever since I've not gone back cause I'm socially anxious. are they expecting me to be extra when I'm a just a boring dude
>>216435989pale little catholic irish school girls
>>216435989The nature and architecture. I live in a really nice part of the country with a low non white population (under 30)
what the fluff
smoke detector just chirpedwonder how long it's been doing that
>>216436039I'm shy, but I can chat*
not socially anxious, just hate everyone, simples
>>216435977umm
Love licking pussy but my gf's hairy minge smells awful. Makes me gag it does.
>>216436080means std lad
Mad how there’s probably only 3 Irish posters on /int/ and they all post here
I'm tired of writing the hits of the threadTo increase my post count I'm starting to slip some dogshit inPoo and that, I swore I wouldn't stoop to poo but here we arePoo
>>216436123kek this is me
what up cuh
>>216434881This is the risk you take buying girl poo over the internet. It could very well be her boyfriend’s poo instead of hers. This is why your girl poo eating sessions should involve in-person defecation so you can see her poo into your mouth.
>>216436080luckily my gf's twat is naturally hairless
>>216436150
>We have the 15th highest debt/gdp ratio on planet earthjesus CHRIST lads we are FUCKED
>>216436150you mean your right hand?
>>216435938Isn't that the actress from Civil War? Recognize her
Piece of shit demiurge made me bipolar, autistic and only able to date mentally ill women. What the fuck is his issue?
>>216436189done him
the demiurge? fuck that guy!
+1 to my inane post count
percolating a poo
slavery is inevitable. we need slaves to support the wealth we have. the real question is, do we outsource it to third-worlders, or do we keep it at home, and slowly improve their conditions with the nation. if we enslave our own people, they will at least have their loyalty to their own nation. the nation will be their master, their devotion to their own country, instead of rootless moneylenders who are always searching for their personal gain, and so can import practically endless numbers of indians and africans
>>216435491https://youtu.be/yPM77NPZyJo?t=71
My money is on societal collapse
ʳᵒʳᵏᵉ
>>216436314there's more money against you, because the money itself is at stake
Started paying an Indian to write my posts for me like a secretaryDictated but not read
Q. What do you do when you snap your banjo string while wanking?A. Go to the music store and buy some new strings and quit wanking while playing banjo.
might start answering my phone with "moshi moshi", wonder if people will think i'm a weeb if i do that
>>216436390Theyll think you're a poof
>>216436394bainrow shar
>>216436401>>216436401>>216436401
>>216436406Bit early.
>>216436394>dainbowisn't that the youtube annoying orange fella who trooned out
>>216437763>>216437763>>216437763
janny on a mad one
