janny on a mad one
Right well that's an absolute piece of nonsense isn't it
my life could've been so different
>>216437763is that billy idolwhat is that
so any Gabes in then?
Right, the British culture thread
>>216437799i look like this and act like this
ohhhh it got deleted because it was off topicI forgot
>>216437799>>216437807the perfect gf (male)
Brexit 2, where the UK returns back from the exit
Arsed it all up lads
>>216437807like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgHuqcnE0wI&list=RDwgHuqcnE0wI&start_radio=1
>>216437840yh
any oldfags in
>>2164378502019 old fag reporting in
yah
>>216437847Looks like a twitch streamer who's niceNot a fan of this
can't be bothered to do no nut novembergiven up on day 3
>>216437807you are pretty?
>>216437889...maybe ;)
cant wait for the new hi4 dlc
suicide on the cards
>>216437918I'll take em all thanks
>>216437913good la
https://youtu.be/Sdc7IWEmORE?si=UyIYy0MfbW2RDrOWYou yanks do make some good tracks!
why the cat chew on leafshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpME5KSA31o
>>216437799Imagine looking like this and being a spacked out mongStill better than being an incel tho aha
I can drink coca cola and smoke weed with jesus and a puppy in a meadow just find thanks
Need to break out of physical reality
Here we are thenThe can’t sleep crew
>>216437847>>216437874
>>216437984you can do it
Don't worry us yankoids will be sure to keep you from sleeping
>>216437918I think Jesus would find these people very strange
>>216437996>>216437847>>216437874
The Jazz Singer (1927)
>>216438009>>216437996>>216437847>>216437874
used to think racism was funny, now i think it's an obligation
that was spposed to be a reply whatever fuck it
How it feels to browse 3AM /brit/
going out of town for the next few weeks, hopefully mumberg doesn't search my room and find my meth pipe and syringes, hidden them well in a shoebox at the back of my wardrobe so i have
do you guys listen to the radio? i still listen to the radio. I really like NPR
>>216438056Are you for real
>>216438056you've graduated from cozy heroin to meth, sir racism?
What is next in the evolution of culture?
>>216438061yeah, recently found this station where they play all sorts of great new music, only problem is the hosts are all leftypol faggots
>>216437996any more from this set?
I've lived in this country my entire life but I've only ever been to England once.
>>216437763Is that Justin Trudeau?
>>216438076i like to mix and match, frankly i prefer to take my drugs in pill form (ie oxy or hydrocodone instead of heroin, vyvanse or ritalin instead of meth) but i keep a bit of paraphernalia around in case i score some gear, i have a bong too even though i don't like weed and haven't done it in years
>>216438087leftypol is the good side, just give in, become one of us
>>216438111you'll be dead soon princess x
>>216438061yeah it's comfy
not a fan of racism
>>216438130one can only hope
>>216438111Are you still able to function? How about the constipation?
need to die
>>216438163hi ariposter :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z89NK84oP-wfixed
do you think your life would be better if you were american?
I have two willies and three bollocks.
are all of leftypol celtic supporters?
Floated the idea of visiting England, mumberg started crying and screaming at me begging me not to go because of the massive rate of random stabbings, rampant crime, and discrimination (all poms, even the non-Brits hate Aussies)
>>216438157epsom salts are good for that
>not a fan of racism
they need to hurry up and make caffeine free energy drinks
mumberg cheated on step-cuckberg 5 years ago with her 20 year old lightskin co-worker and cuckberg took her back and is now buying her a home
>>216438157use docusate sodium for that
>>216438173WRONG FLAGS>>216438226Also I got annoyed about this a few years ago and looked into it. Apparently Coca Cola pressured Monster into not making caffeine free drinks. They have a no competition clause(Coca-Cola breached it when they made their energy drink which failed)
>>216438220me and the wife
>>216438213nopethat will give you cramping and diarrheause docusate sodium to hydrate and soften the stool so it comes out easily
where is literally him horse
watching lowtiergod's stream on a sunday night
>>216438220beautiful irish couple
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3Xc4b9NpPY&list=RDg3Xc4b9NpPY&start_radio=1
>>216438256LOWTIERGOD
Just seen some promoting/advertising.
gay dinosaur cartoons
FOY
give me that bump uddly ump ump
NOOOOOOOOO I DONT WANNA BE BREAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>making yourself rarity is insane
>>216438307I ain't giving no egg to no trex they be eating that shit
>>216438317I appreciate you putting me on itI even saved it
>>216438307i reckon those homorexuals might also be vegansthey'd let the baby starve
>>216438275Good shout thanks lass
Them white boys have got me hooked on Crystal meth
>>216438347i made this image 10 years ago
>>216438329it may potentially be revised however pinkie mousey is staying put
my bra smells sweaty
>>216438378Don't remove me from it or I'll hang myself and it'll be all your faultI want to be Apple tho
brutal
“No one has a bigger bum than I” said the queen, lifting her skirts to show that indeed, none had a bigger bum than her.
in hindsight all the single furries video wasn't that bad aside from a few questionable lyrics about wanting to date a "pup"
feel sick as a dog
>>216438389I meant switching who is who you daft cowI shall make a note of your request (I wont)
>>216438370I was there... sicki... thailad... all the classic gimmicks we know and love... like tears in rain... x
>>216438427BASTARDI'm actually ok with being Rainbow because she's probably the best designed one out of them all...
>>216438431Thailad still posts on /int/ but said /brit/ is too degenerate so he stopped posting hereIn reality it’s because you kept telling him to call the king a bender
>>216438425TRVTH
LOW
TIER
Why do you flood this thread every evening with off topic posts.
glod
GAWD
>>216438220She's hot
Can’t stand trying to sleep, so I keep busy and then am up for longer
The zesty cronemThe zesty mandem
>>216438384hello darling, you are beautiful, pls post ur pussy pic dear
>>216438476How about I take my motherfuckin' goddamn covenant, and chase you down in the middle of the motherfuckin' snow, you're runnin. You see a bunch of us in black cloaks, running towards you. You see me in a gold cloak, big, tall, muscular, evil ass motherfucker runnin' at you.First I start off like this, 'cuz I don't need my full speed to catch you. Then I see you start to speed up, then I start speedin'.Then I just sent, my whole covenant, and they're just chasing you, runnin' at you like wolves in black, in black capes.Tackle you. Grab you. I call over Rocks, signal. Rocks comes from behind you. I have all my covenant cloaks, rippin' off your clothes, you're ass naked in the snow, stuck... like this.And I'm like, "Rocks!" I make the snap, Rocks, rips off his clothing, flops out his BBC Jr. On the fuckin' right ass cheek, on the left. While all my covenant cloaks hold you down, and he just forcefully FUCKS you, and chokes you. MMH. MMH.And you're like (exaggerated crying). And he just HUMPS you. BUSTING you. And just humiliating you, and I command my whole cloaks, to stand around you... and ejaculate and bust nuts all over your frozen body... while we force you to lay there and freeze in the snow, bitch ass nigga!Suck my dick! Thank you for that fourteen measly dollars too, FAGGOT!
>>216438370You the Irish leaf?
>>216438551<3
she's on that peplum dress shit again
I feel bad for Andrew. They are really out for his blood and I don't understand that he has done anything wrong. The man is a hero, in my books.
the
right honourable sir prince andrew
sir pooey bumhole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPjSV-lnqvg
why did australia's capital legalize drugs bizarre
i like texas bbq but someone needs to inform the yankoids that green beans are not a side dish
>>216438698https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXuNNs0wxxs
>Searching for posts that contain ‘pooey’.>Returning only first 5000 of 8899 results found.
>>216438714on the phone with the head of the yankoid texas bbq branch ill let him know
what about the chinese green beans
>>216438696>>216438698>>216438712>>216438714>>216438727>>216438729>>216438732>>216438740Where's the brits
>>216438757hello
>>216438757starmer finally dealt with them
Sir Aldo Fitzgerald, Earl of British Columbia
Brought this back from Japan
wonder what sort of scran i should get for steamingtoil tonight, was thinking about making a big pork stew
>>216438425imagine life without spicy food :(
>>216438808what's the condensed skinny on the sterotypes of canadian regions? especially interested in the yukon and british columbia
>>216438894that image is not accuratelove the apple shop tho <3
>>216438987I don't know anything more than you could find on the internet. I've only lived in Ontario. And I briefly visited Montreal, Quebec and Quebec, City a few times.
oh never mind that's when it was lord john
Burned my knuckles ffs
right honourable sir saskia teague's toenail
>>216438834beef is yummier though I understand it's more expensive
Why the hell is there just straight up gay furry porn on the /p/ catalog?
Remember the simpsons episode where Homer's eyes crust over? Grim sound/visuals
guten morgen
>>216439204hallo
>>216439204gute nacht you punctual and hardworking german who is up at 5:38 in the morning, i have been up at night and will soon sleep
>>216439229No work for you lad?
Goodnight forum
>>216439324nighty night
Wish she'd use my mouth as her personal toilet.
Be right back forum
;-)
>>216439175Low iq mentally ill ideologists like usual
Take the thong outta ya bussy
a hep orbs bldgorbobsled graph
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=pRkbcpwGu6U&si=FQpE8bgOJ7HB9-JW
>>216439366Every time I see a video or a reference from that guys videos it takes me back to the year 2008 because thats the only frame of time I was exposed to his videos
If you press your thumbs into a womans stomach area and deep rub it in a massage like fashion does it intensify the female orgasm if you do it whilst they are girl busting?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohWV6vUkRJc
off for toil me
wish I was a girl
rorke caught on tape
>>216439532does he like that
>>216439589think so
planning a 5 hour goon sesh today lads, any recommendations?
Working in the self-checkout is fun it's entertaining watching people walk out and desperately avoid making eye contact with you
hi lads not sure what to do today very bored.. any ideas did a bit a gaming but got bored
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mick_Cocks
Y’all ever watch them Japanese cartoons?
Choonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dy9nwe9_xzw
>>216439629bbw femdom anal stretching
>>216439637>Working in the self-checkout How do you mean?
>>2164396446 hour goon sesh
>>216439648aye
>>216439657noted
>>216439648
>>216439659Standing at the exit either saying "thank you" to people as they walk out or helping if the thing has an error
>>216439674UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA
Might make myself disabled so I don't have to drive around looking for parking spots reckon life would be a lot easier then
>>216439149prefer pork in a stew if i'm honest, beef is for steaks
Mousey doesn’t post here anymore :/
>>216439697
looking at my old classmate's instagrams and feeling deeply inadequate
I fucked Ted
>>216439737l'm a meth cook and l've murdered people
>>216439737After I begged you not to do it, of course you did
>>216439715don't say that
>>216439637how easy would it be for me to shoplift? would you notice? and if you did would you care?
my name is skylar white yo my husband is Walter white yo
>>216439781Very easy cops don't do anything. It happens a lot. If you look dodgy/shifty people will notice.One time a guy jumped over the entrance gate with a basket full of food and another guy who worked there chased him over and tackled him to the ground and I was just standing there too stunned to do anything. The guy got back up and got away with half his basket. We're not actually supposed to do anything since it's potentially dangerous.
>>216439737Fuck off faggot.
*empty juice box noises*
>>216439914
might move to america and impregnate a latina
>>216439953ktim
Watching a British YouTuber and his accent and the terms he uses are so cute
>>216439953If that's your goal why not move to Mexico
>>216440028shithole x
>>216440018who x
Just had a cup noodle and a pita bread and I feel like SHIT
C3PO, that's that robot from Star Wars, Star Trek, whatever...the gay little golden one not the beeping trash can looking one.
>>216439953A bronze booty loving Gigachad typed out this post
reached the season of x files with no mulder
>>216440149Only watched the episode from season 1-3 that looked interesting personally
>>216440165you've missed the best episode
you are now aware that every gta game since gta 3 has a helicopter in the top left panel of its cover
>>216440171Which is it?
>>216438608nice bulge
had a nasty dream just this night before waking upmegastructure adventure about rebirthing a ringcolony place with a fallout style GECK to rebirth all the plants so people can pilgrimage back, but when our female adventurer does this, something else is chasing all of the people trying to get back home. some sort of robot hive mind
Currently getting my comments downvote bombed on reddit because im telling people that illegal immigrants would not have problems getting kidnapped then deported if they came here legally
you mess with the bum, you get the poo
>>216440259this is true
>>216440230you see that's actually racist because
A bum cannot be used as a weapon. Not unless you're pooing or farting on someone or sitting on their face where they can't breathe.
Mental to think that everyone posting in this thread is a real personI'm talking to people on the other side of the planet like it's nothing
what music should l listen to on my walk?
I bet them hollow tips turn em to hashtags
>>216440359drain gang
>>216440359video game music to compliment your incel walk
>>216440359Wheres Your Head At by The Basement Jaxx
>>216440359the beautiful south
I CANT STAND ITI KNOW YOU PLANNED IT
>>216440367Cringe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5J3mQYfBko
>>216440392stop yelling please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEf-UDmNJtE
>>216440397you won't believe me but i typed haunted mound at first and then got rid of it to type drain gang
>>216440310tell that to the bebi's who perform anal assassinations on miquel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcs3UPMNCjg
girl poo scran
>>216440429Sematary is honorary rural Americana musicFan of the scene simple as
DJ poo scran
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4iAa5OHgyMWe appreciate Sabrina Carpenter here in the United Kingdom
>>216440481Everytime I see her I think she is that one actor from Heroes
>>216440500Masi Oka
making cupcakes today just waiting for tesco to open
>>216440434>>216440438>>216440443>>216440451>>216440458>>216440481>>216440500
>>216440525What's your fucking problem you retarded crocodile fuckhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFg1AGuAGYA
women of the isle
>>216440534swarthy
>>216440534My future wife who will cast me spells to make my dinner
Day 16 without porn.Day 10 without masturbating.Day 6 after seeing an escort.Still no libido.
Don’t like the bloke but this pic is colddd
>>216440553To make me dinner all Emma would need to do is drop her pants and squat over my dinner plate.
>>216440615don't worry lad I'm sure constantly blogging about it in /brit/ will bring it right back
Did a weed smoking binge this weekend where I gooned the fuck out hard to pov blowjob milf pornAbsolutely battered my hog probably did like 10+ wanks over 2 daysMy Rodger is still sore
>>216440674no one here cares
>>216440615500g meat a day5 eggs a dayNOW
>>216440674
>>216440668I'm just keeping track of it.>>216440689I eat quite well already, the problem is in my head.
>>216440693What Camera and Lens did you use for this?
>>216440698I used google.com on my iPhone 13 :D
my right glute is still a bit sore from moving my bed around on saturday
>>216440683I literally beat my shit so fucking hard I was pelvic thrusting into the air like I was a curved suspension bridge to some tastefully aged mommys getting down on all fours for a stiff in the pants fella
heaven gained an angelrip moo deng
>>216440760Probably an American who killed her huhhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F60JsBA-fjA
morning poos that go hard
had no caffeine or nicotine yesterday and my REM sleep was double the night before. not going back to that poison
>>216440841sucks for yougoing to have a coffee in about 30 minutes
>>216440841correlation does equal causation
sucking a big dick
>>216440841Coffee is good for you
fortnite is a terrible game, don't understand why the zooms all have such a boner for it
>>216440945it was good when it first came out
just had a boring and unsatisfying wank
Well that was the worst dream I've ever had, and my day is already ruined.
>>216440841>>216440864>>216440891>>216440945>>216440989>>216441015ok
Need to do something drastic
>>216441015when we dream we think its realwhen we wake we think its real
had a dream where i got my willy sucked
why are sunderland so good now?
hate niggers i do
>>216441015describe it to us, we can analyse it
off to work. hope i don't get stabbed lol
>>216441057GOOD post
My mind is so dull and inactive lately no creativity or thoughts at all. Feel like im becoming an NPC
scran for tea x
Emma Wore a nappy. She had a blowout and made a big mess.
>>216441083you’ve always been one lad
HORRENDOUS.A man set fire to the stairs of a home housing asylum seekers... Five people were rescued, including three children and a baby.If you are one of those people who daily speak about the evils of immigrants- YOU are the danger. This is on you.
>>216441090My thoughts and prayers are with her
>>216440615Do these practices:The Bow & Arch Bioenergetics excercisehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=225tAQzCVhsTai Chi Chuan.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWiANJeO_ycI'm not joking.
kentucky fried chi kung
>>216437799>>216437840looks like a right bender. would knock him the fuck out
>>216441099Scary
>>216441083get your creative juices flowing with these 5 top tips
withering from a headache
EEYYYYYYYYYYY a chicano in the barrio EEYYYYYYYYY!
>>216441057screaming
7 gay weeks until Christmas
>>216441156is it actuallygrim grim grim what a waste of a year it's been for me
>>216441177just uh go do things then, stop wasting precious time
>Christmas ads on TV>mince pies in shops>Mariah Carey on t'radioall so tiresome
>>216441177Same
>>216441191yeah i should but lying in bed is more fun
Nah because I’ve literally done nothing all year and that’s not an exaggeration I have accomplished ZERO
>>216441220ktim
things I've done this year while posting on brit>graduated>got gf>got new job
>>216441255>>216441255>>216441255
>>216441257>>216441257
>>216441251wow like 99% of the world good job
>>216441256>>216441261which one will the people choose...
>>216441308the ugly one of courseugly posters choose ugliness alwaysthey surround themselves with ugliness and then cry about how ugly their lives arewatch them
