briar rose
>>216441262and like 1% of brit
turning my bottle of water into a special bottle of water
>>216441255https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOk8gz94abI
Belgium spam lost in the old thread, Thanks!
peace of mind and peace of heart x
would you rather poo a pomegranate or wee a grape
men who are into occult are seriously ickyat least girls are cute and their cute little hobbies are tolerable
... breakfast time wearing my excellent glasses watching Classic Coronation Street on iTV3 on TV in home ..
I hate wiggers
https://youtu.be/svXgOfQFYi0?si=z6UR-CgCDJ7cNvTL
>>216443168why doesnt he just get a hair job.
>>216443168i'd just shave it off, looks like too much effort
>>216443168that's so fucking weird id rather just be bald than do all of that
Would lick the stains from her undies.
Having a latte and a little chocolate balconi cake x
>>216443165I'm glad he has a private space now and he's more comfortable and feeling betterI hope he gets plenty of protein and vitamin c so he can continue to heal well
>>216443168i'd just shave it off can't be fucked with all that styling shite every day
i have uninstalled Tiktok. An unc like me should not be destroying his already limited brain with 20 second videos
>>216443168any potential mate would find out about this and if she cares she'd leave him, if she didn't care there was no need to do it in the first place
"Ant Middleton" sounds like he should be presenting some ITV breakfast show not calling for civil war
every small boat cronem should get a range rover to stimulate the economy
>>216443168I think he looks cute bald I don't think he should wear the hairpiece
>>216443165that's not his rented flat in high wycombe
>>216443217wonder if all the SAS people laugh at him
>>216443227how do you feel about having posted all that shell/vodafone/ciroc shit for the 1000th time today?
>>216443188do you actually do anything at all with your time apart from dwelling here and being ignored all day?
>>216443212Instagram reels now is it?
>>216443207>protein and vitamin cbizarre selection of nutrients
>>216443240Timmy has been moved to the nuthouse where he will probably spend the rest of his life
but the ring of hair around his head is cute tho :\why do men have to shave it off I don't like it >:(just leave the cute hair around the sides and be cute and balding
>>216443213it's more about walking around in public not looking like friar tuck
didn't shake my knob enough and now i have piss on my boxers
>>216443264stop being gay
>>216443168>>216443191>>216443196>>216443200>>216443210>>216443213>>216443235ngmi
>>216443235he goes from a solid 7 to a 4 instantly
>>216443253never used that. Youtube and a bit of Twitch for me like the millennial i am
sausages have gone in the air friar
>>216443269he could just shave it off bro
>>216443257no it's notyou need vitamin c to use the protein>>216443262you know it's not a "nuthouse" now stop it
>>216443252Making money in the market pos hater
katy dreaming of bendydem x
>>216443253Too noncey nowadays, and also bullshit “educational” videos voiced by AI.
>>216443295you also need all the other minerals, vitamins and macronutrients
Racists are sheltered. If you actually left your bedroom and interacted with the real world you'd realise that racism is ridiculous. How are you going to get a job if you're racist? How are you going to make friends if you're racist?
>>216443284you are so weird
>>216443262We don't have nuthouses in the UK anymore
tranny with a receding hairlinecall that friar tuck
for me its flat spracklen house dukes place marlow
>>216443317Looking into this
>>216443313And how's that workin' out for ya?
>>216443307yesand if you don't also get lots of protein and vitamin c your body won't heal very well from injuries
>>216443325banger
>>216443311If I never left my bedroom I wouldn't be a racist Unfortunately I have to interact with the real world
>>216443331really well. if you ignore all the nutters causing chaos such as stabbing people on trains
a nuthousea willyhousea bumhouse
>>216443298too bad you have no one left in your life to share it with you unlovable pedo cunt lol
drank too much and couldn't even log in for wfhtoil award
>>216443325good post
a brick... house
nth for the gyaldem
>>216443283this cracks me up every time
working from home so maybe doing ten minutes of work an hour
>>216443262could get there in about half an hour. might go in and say i've come to visit my uncle tim.
any peng ting appreciators in?
>>216443374looks cute when you can't see her tattoos and fake tits
>>216443283Zesty ahh turks
>>216443325poo screaming
>>216443385half of them are probably called peng ting
>>216443382do it ladkeep us posted
what's surrey like
>>21644341020 years ago it was paradise now it's filling up with you know who
pangpang buckteeth wreaking havoc on rorkes 5.4inch bwc
with a fringe on top
>>216443385Need second gyal to step on my balls
new neighbours having sex at 10am oh my days
>>216443410ain't that where arry potta lived with his abusive muggle family?
>>216443410Too close to London for my liking, but has some lovely villages and market towns.
>>216443165Too much milk
>>216443424need her to wee on me
>>216443420quentin got upset that an australian poster made fun of his videos and now he's on a vpnsad!
>>216443449ktim unfortunately
>>216443163Was gonna wish one of these happy birthday until I remembered she was a stone muncher
swallowing handfuls of driveway gravel
>>216443424landlordberg put me in a hotel because he needed builders to work in the housei walked downstairs this morning and heard loud moaning from the room next to minei lingered for a bit because it was fucking hot desu came home immeidately and wanked
New manager at toil is a bellend, micromanaging and setting unrealistic targets. The targets are achievable for me because I've been there a long time but new starts are also being held to the same standard. New folk trying their best and working their arses off only to be told they're well behind where they should be, it's not right.When I was new I was much worse than these people and given months of support and encouragement from well-meaning managers (who have since left).I don't really understand this prick's style of management. It's easy to understand him wanting everyone to be on top form all the time so he report to his higher-ups that it's due to him but how he expects this to manifest without encouraging people or giving them time to grow is beyond me. I have a high tolerance for bad managers because I hold myself to my own standards but this guy is legitimately a bad manager.
>>216443385blud is soyfacing
>>216443485SCREAMING
>>216443416many such cases. might have to move there at some point>>216443441>>216443428yes that's basically all i know about it. good enough that it has no major cities i suppose
>>216443504fuck off
>>216443496>The targets are achievable for me because I've been there a long time but new starts are also being held to the same standard.You scab wanker look what you've done this is all your fault for working too hard.
>>216443496thanks for raising this. /brit/ HR will look into it asap
>>216443496blog on you boring bastard
get the plants vs zombies porn watched
>>216443508Go and visit Guildford for the day or a weekend and see what you think.
finally finished a run in spafflunky 2
>>216443546in guildford often are you
Need her to toot in my face.
pistol whip a nigger with a falcon 2 from perfect dark
>>216443577I used to live in the area, went back to visit in the Summer, it's a nice market town, Farnham is good too.
>>216443517i was literally laughing
do YOU beat the average?
doing a poo in public
>>216443496too early for blogonase
>>216443615The only thing I beat is my meat.
wonder if my demented 97 year old self will ever be sat in a nursing home rocking chair and suddenly remember that one american who spent like 12 years straight posting online about wanting to eat emma watson’s shit
>>216443337If you have a brown colleague or brown client or brown customer etc, do you refuse to interact with them? If you're at a party and you meet a black guy, do you run home scared? I don't get it
Today`sPocket Monsterof The day is ..Ninetales [Alolan Form] !!
>>216443615mine's below average but yes I do beat it next question
>>216443615now with reference image
farted so much under the covers that the bed started floating
right that's great thanks not doing this
>>216443496Is he Indian by any chance?
>>216443635Got more than that
>>216443496shut it
>>216443496As a competent worker you have pull. Mention this too him
>>216443618if we had these here some groid would put a brick through the glass in less than 24 hours
>>216443647I like that they made you need an account for Letterboxed because I used to play it for completionist purposes but didn't actually enjoy it
>>216443618wouldn't trust these
>>216443635yeah beating that but i need to sue my father in law for inheritance, or at least threaten to sue him
*does a big yawn with arms outstretched*Busy day of watching shite and playing games ahead lads
monkey smash
mad how australians are living in the future
>>216443668need an account to read the bbc app on my phone as well fuck sake
right then it's November need to start planning Christmas presents for the nephewsany ideas? ages 13 and 11
>>216443632i used a search engine to see it
millipedes are my favourite friendly buge
>>216443699blog off you boring cunt
>>216443699Switch games.
>>216443635only just
>>216443699porno dvd
>>216443663bit racist
>>216443709good taste
i wish i were a bird
chewing on bricks
>>216443709my left arm looks like that withered branch
>>216443746Bird as in woman?
>>216443750HOOTING
*enters /brit/*
>>216443699sex arse
>>216443635yeah but I have nothing else
I'm doing around 40 hours overtime a month for four months so that I can buy my flat. Apparently I'm getting about a grand a month from it. I think I'm going to succeed here
>>216443755alri wilhelm ii
>>216443740no theyre stinky actually
>>216443746ok You canBe ..Articuno !! because Ofhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binburrum_articuno !!
Rorke not liking today's Wordle
>>216443756*transforms into a pigeon and shits directly in your eyes*
>>216443699I hear labubus are all the rage
fizzy raspberry grapefruit blackberry lavender orangeade
>>216443777based overtime enjoyer, got 72 hours already this month (15th to 15th) me
mashing up millipedes in a mortar and pestle
>>216443736yeah?
>>216443777How on earth does 40 hours overtime at enhanced rate translate to a grand?
flicking spiders into my nans open mouth
>>216443818yes. watch it.
>>216443773catberg looking suave
>>216443791how can he not know his star signdoesn't he have a mum
> A Baltimore mother is in police custody after she allegedly commanded her pet pit bull to attack her teenage daughter on Sunday.>Officers received a report of a dog attack in progress at the Douglass Homes affordable housing community around 3:35 a.m., according to authorities.>Investigating in the 1500 block of Mullikin Court, officers found a 17-year-old girl with "severe bite wounds on her body," a Baltimore Police Department spokesperson told FOX45 via email. dog owners be crazy
my 99 year old pedophile uncle keeps asking me to rub his bunions
>>216443791realistic picture: homeless retard dying of obesity
>>216443837why are her eyes so glassy and uncanny
>>216443853my hatred for dogs is growing ngl
>>216443853>BaltimoreI'm no yank but when I think of the population of Baltimore certain ancestries come to mind
>>216443837not watching a video that long you retardpost the summary
>>216443853yeah saw this on /brit/, the thread for discussing british culturei won't share this on /cum/, the place for american culture though
where crodie at
>>216443856the town paedophile died 3 years ago and nobody's stepped up to take his placethe town's lost a bit of its charm tbqh
Hi everyone :D
we called our pedophile andy pandy and he would give you £1 if you asked him
>>216443860leftism
manipulating the market
>>216443325
>>216443880im here!!!
>>216443880his childhood bedroom as usual, same as you
>>216443794i thought for sure it was black but still guessed it
>>216443891hello mate x
>>216443860psycho fascist lead poisoned boomer freak disease
>>216443811mmmm looks deliciouscan we have some nice landscapes too?
>>216443879never posted on /cum/ and never willi'm /brit/ through and through
>>216443860daemonic possession
>>216443831>How on earth does 40 hours overtime at enhanced rate translate to a grandMy base pay must be around £13.20I worked 14 hours ot at 1.5x pay and 24 hours at 2.0x pay. Apparently that means I get paid £911.18
can't park that there m8
>>216443853Meanwhile this just happened last night>A nine-month-old baby has been killed in a dog attack in south-east Wales.>The dog was seized and removed from the address, Gwent Police said.>Police were working to establish the breed of the animal and no arrests had been made.
'ad a dream where my dick was so long and monstreous i could suck on it but i felt nothing then woke up
>>216443883games gone
rile a bob bagorbig arab lobeora job by girlorglib jar boy
>>216443902are.... you crodie?
>>216443907me when i listen to conscious hip hop
>>216443902umhi
>>216443940had a dream you didnt make this blogpost. it was lovely
rorkey porkey pudding piekissed the girls and made them cry
pouring boiling tar on my sleeping nan
>>216443969you be nice to your nan lad
New series of Big Poz Load starts tonight, well excited
>>216443969why
>>216443936so so those dogs all get put down as a rule or can they survive?business idea: selling "rehabilitated" killer reaxue dogs to women, they'd love that shit
converting to zoroastrianism and will marry my sister
>>216443967shut up you cunt thats a traumatic memory
>>216443981funny
My name is John Bastard
cutting the brake lines on my nans mobility scooter so she rolls down the hill into a traffic intersection
type of irish diaspora shit
need our children educated about gay dinosaurs
>>216443922we dont want you here, never have and never willyou dont fit in
nicked my grans eyes last night and now she's screaming "i can't see i can't see"
>>216444017
you're gay if you wouldn't fuck him
>>216443984if a dog kills or seriously injures a human it is always killed
>>216444017haha they're feeding dumb goyim children this
>>216443959sc
pairing my phone to my nans hearing aid and playing HEARTATTACKMAKER.mp3 at full volume
pitnutters need to be put into asylums
>>216444046yeah but is there a law or is it just general practice? smell a business me.
>>216444017gays have been bumming each other for hundreds of thousands of years tbf at least it’s not tranny shit
>>216444024very brothers grimm-esque
we did it lads
>>216444077played awake as my last attempt im fucking livid
standing at the top of the stairs poised to sparta kick nan down them when she eventually hobbles her way to the top
>>216444042>no ass>no titsanybody who would fuck him is a nonce
>>216443921hmm this one's from last year but it also happens to have a drink in it
>>216444077lil bro guessed peaky
jarring my binks
strapping my nan to a NASA rocket sled and sending her straight into a concrete wall at 10,000mph
>>216444042im gay and I would fuck him and suck him off and let him cum all over my gay face
yardie cronem waking up
>>216444089i probably would have done the same but the middle couldn't be A >>216444100what would you have guessed
>>216444099checkedthis is majestic and soothing
did one of those clean poos where it looks like nothing comes out and didn't notice it until it fell onto my sleeping nans face
all my poos are clean poos because i use a bidet
>>216444138sup crodie, u gud my yodie?
>>216444063general practice i guessif your dog killed an intruder for example it might be allowed to livebut a random pitbull going psycho and eating a child will definitely die
Aw I missed you guys talking about Quentin Scobie again?
jumping from the top rope arse first onto my nan's head and sucking her into my rectum
>>216444143you have the mental faculties of an indian if ai slop elicits any emotional response from you whatsoever
interviewtoil went well
been holding a poo as the food delivery was 10-11 and i didn't wanna be caught with my pants down. it's still not here
>>216444065that's promoting adoption by gay couples thoughever
>>216444139shouldn't have bothered i did agape before that as well im just a retard
ausposters aren’t what they used to be, none of these posts are hitting :/
>>216444167timmy wake up to see this, the smell of fried beans and loud telenovela blaring on the tv
when a woman says she won't hire you because of your social media cringe it's bad, but not hiring women for their slutposts on tiktok is good
glod
>>216444175you're so clueless
Taking a poo right now and it smells like Cheerios
>>216444194they must have a boring life if all they do is shower, wait for 3pm, and snap some hymens
any Gabes in?
>>216444201at least he isnt living in the "degenerate west" :)
>>216443837Screaming Rorke isn't gonna like this hard truth
>>216444175They sharing embedded CP in those images and decode them with the passcodes he posts as anagrams
>>216444219fake autism for titkok views
>>216444219this nigga is not autistic
>>216444017>>216444219I remember when you were posting these a few hours ago and now here you are doing it again ha that's kind of weird
>>216444209it’s true mate you probably only like ai because you’re a talentless freak otherwise and asking a computer to make art for you is the closest you’ll ever get to actually creating something
>>216444194das it3pm das a big startdem snorin in dey warm bed in britannia hotel wid dried up cvp on dey nike tech x
how do schools in muslim areas approach all the homo and tranny shit in curriculums? are muslim teachers stood there at the front of classrooms telling muslim children how cool lgbtq stuff is? i seriously doubt it.or do leftypol education ministers and civil servants just quietly and dishonestly give them a free pass?
>>216444219the less he says the better
>>216444139i did it here >>216443907
>>216444219a good slap and he'll be talking soon enough
>>216444255You shouldn't be concerned about what they say in schools.
>>216444204this made Gen X piss and shit themselves from laughter
>>216444236if that's what you think of when you look at something like that you should likely be put away somewhere
>>216444268why not?
just done a mitosis
>>216444219>autistic and nonspeaking what happened to freaks like this in the olden days?
been listening to black skinned lady by black stari need a black gf asap
>>216444276would ABSOLUTELY do all sorts of heinous gay shit if i had a clone
>>216444238>>216444241*grabs you by the face*yes he is
>>216444277autism didnt exist then
>>216444272There are neeks in every generation. Most people found Terry Pratchett very cringe.,
if my clone asked to shag me i would be sick
hilarious how the pretends to "walk autistic". like autistic people can't walk normally. fucking gay tiktok shit.
>>216444297hmm
>>216444272sir pterry
need for weed: hotbox zoot
>>216444253mmhmm xjus to ruin anoda new set of nike tech tonight pangpang dry cleaner working overtime x
>>216444297my nephew does this to mereckon it was all that tylenol his mom took
need things breeding
>>216444296cease your perversions freak nigga
i never post the same image twice because it's embarrassing
showing my three week old nephew isis beheading videos
zippocat.jpg
>>216444346screaming
>>216444346kill yourself you degenerate retard
>>216444274It's an inference I've made from your bizarre posting behaviour and interaction with other freaks that haunt this thread
Pratchett had the good sense to get dementia and die just before his extreme pro-immigrant agenda became unpopular with the general public
>titkok
autistic nonspeaking clone eating fries in the basement
>>216444328i'd fit in well here as i'm also a fat bumbling useless idiot cunt
>>216444345screaming
>>216444363thats not very nice is it what would your mother think
Bizarre Connections today
>>216444345rorkeybopsleftychops
>>216444369you're not useless <3
Feeding my pregnant cat paracetamol to test a hypothesis
small boat cronem eaten gud at the gherkin, smacken dey lips
>>216444272>badly-educatedcompound modifiers that begin with an adverb ending in -ly aren't hyphenated terry you dumb twat
did every australia have to read holes in school the one with stanley yelnats
>>216444419>>216444419>>216444419
>>216444393reports coming in at a very high level suggest this, awaiting confirmation
>>216444424dunno who stanley yelnats is but is that the one with the black negroes
>>216444364you're deranged and should most likely be kept in a facility
>>216444369same>>216444396yeah i am
>>216444451Can it pedo freak
>>216444479you have pedophilia on your mind constantly you're paranoid delusional and obsessive you need help
>>216444424it was definitely there in the school library but I don't remember it ever being part of the curriculum
