haunted mound edition
this is the one
both early but this one is less early than the other
this tha one
get the thread started with a glorious british arse
Joke ting
>>216441352who might this be
seeing are john this evening
anyone into racism?
>>216441381Sometimes I partake
>>216441352trollop
anyone more successful than me should die, it's as simple as that
>>216441352bet she does amazing farts and poos
mental how I will never have a girlfriend because I have crippling social anxiety and low self esteem
I never wipe down the bench after I’m done in the gym. If you care so much about sweat YOU do it bitch nigga
>>216441430ktim except i hold out hope that one day i magically become normal or i meet a woman who instantly falls in love with me for no reason
>>216441430isnt that mental. would be more mental if you said you'll never have a gf because you're confident and outgoing
might have a cry about how ugly my life is
>>216441352people pay £10 a month for this content
>>216441408HEAR HEAR
looking to the sky and enjoy the life
alri m8
no gaming no 4chan no social media and NO GOONING
>>216441473fuck off starmer
>>216441352I love women and I also love having sex with women I can't imagine being gay
>>2164414642 lesbians with their adopted kids
unsatisfying poo this morningfelt like an aero bar coming out
>>216441489this video activated my incel rage
>>216441446Don’t think it does. I got in shape and started making a lot more money and still nothing changed
>>216441492went for a run so my morning poor was a gassy sloppy abomination as always after a run
>>216441489>those nosesShalom rabbi!
Still no word from The Kremlin about this.
a cute girl randomly came to my front door earlier but she was just an ubereats deliverer who'd gotten the wrong housegod willing, someday a cute girl will come to my house to shag me
toil again
it loomsoh it fucking looms
>>216441594>>216441603chop chop. don't keep mr toilberg waiting
Reckon I'm in the top 5 most mentally ill people in this general
girls crying and begging makes me sexually aroused
toilberg yearns for my suffering
>>216441629alright rapelad
>>216441629
playing Skyrim naked
worldle takes too long
help i can't post
wonder if that german cannibal bloke is still in prison
>>216441352Corrrrrr slag>>216441489Pifffffff
>>216441629wonder what causes thissome caveman trait left behind maybe
Watched Nacho Libre last night after being told it's a classicAbsolute wank
nth for the holodem
>>216441784mento illness
>>216441825t. monkey
The Wordle in 1 badge is essentially a badge which says 'Yes, I cheated'
so it seems sir rachel reeves was actually aware she had to get that license thingy for that rental property (evidenced by numerous emails from 2 separate letting agencies informing her of this). which means her recent excuses about not knowing were a huge lie? not looking good
wish i had a mate or a gf
>>216441859same
>>216441811Everything you don't like isn't mental illness rorke
>>216441784ru leaving was a good thing. awful woman.
>>216441829maybe for newfags because the good starting words have all been used but i remember getting suave first try
Had a pretty manic weekend if you know you know
>>216441885well i dont know and i dont care
>>216441870new JAV just dropped
>>216441889bodied that freak
>>216441889You want me to tell you about it? Ah I don't know mate might be a bit intense for you
>wake up>roll back foreskin>still a bit of blood where a bit of my shaft has toreFUCK sake wanking was my only friend in a cold and lonely world what am i supposed to do
>>216441925bloodwank
>>216441924piss off diego you ghoul
>>216441874If she stayed haachama would've never crashed out, they could empathise and temper their respective menhera. Together against the cliques with loner Pekora
>>216441430>>216441446Ktim :(
>>216441961none of that is real words btw, you sound mental
el gato
hustlers must watchhttps://youtu.be/agvSgtPTw-w
Y’all ever give off Rockstar Vibes?
>>216441988hola gato te amo
pakora mentioned
>>216441958Fucking hell FINE I'll tell you since you keep going on about itPub pub house party, drugs, sleep, shops costume pints pints pints club, massive pizza, sleep, boozy brunch, roast, film
>>216441925wait for it to heal
>>216441859Hit twitch and YouTube live Temporary solutions until you find a mates and gf
>>216442000i give off chill stoner vibes
me standing in the corner of the gig by myself
cabergé egg
>>216442005Umm
>>216441981turn that frown upside downwe're all gonna make it
>>216442027screimng
>>216441986Take your meds rorke
>>216442023ktim next week
how am i meant to explain to people at toil that ive just seen a rather amusing image of a cat as a fabergé egg
>>216442008yh? haha that's mentaldidn't do anything me lolsame as every other weekend for the past few years
>>216442027Pic goes hard... boiled!
leftypol giving up his seat on the bus when a brown person gets on
>>216441925wank with coconut oil
https://youtu.be/tUOu5Tjl_GYAmen
>>216442055Keep it a secret
>>216442058oh behave x
cant stop watching little bats eating bananahttps://youtu.be/5B0UPtEpOQc
Her fartsMy nostrils
>>216442151Cute flying puppy
when my dad was my age he was already divorced and bald
>>216442013yeah that's working out so well for you isnt it?
>>216442196had my birthday last week and turned the age my mum was when she had mehaha
Wish that cellar ale that has to be pumped with a lever that’s so popular at British pubs was available in the US.
>>216442013i wish cecilia was my gf. i don't mind that she is german.
>>216424804>≠
>>216440704rorkes crib
just got cursed by a little green witch
>>216442057Dinnae ask
I've lived longer than my dad did. I win that round I suppose.
had a dream about my ugly asmr gf
>>216442227i'm 4 years off that
>>216442274done that cunt
Big Weekfor/Brit/ !! Gary Eats And Rate My Takeaway Danny`snewYouTube Channelwill HaveItsfirst review ThisWeek !!
if you can't do this you're either too weak or your girlfriend is too fat
>>216442208Yh
love pork so i do, so glad i'm not an observant jew or rasheed
morning dee lads. I hope this message finds you well
I'm 31 and my dad wasn't married yet at 31 either so I'm FINE
>>216442314my dadberg didn't get married until he was 42, although he had his first kid at 35
10 years older than my dad was when he had me, c'est fini
fuark
>>216442258Igy she has the best craic in hololive
>>216442298these men each spent thousands of hours in the gym and they all ended up with fat pig women
>>216442298Not a single one of those couples are looks matched
>>216442290buy an ad
>>216442344>>216442345simple explanation: high test = love of braphogs
>>216442281asmr gf hasn't posted any vids in over 6 months. either she's too busy getting shagged or mentho elves got her. either way it's over
fuck small talk bro i wanna talk about aleins and space and shit
brit niggas falling in love with cartoons omds
>>216442375Do Youthinkspace Is Real ??
catberg going brrt because it's happy to see you
>>216442396my favourite thing ever in the world
£80 for the weekly shop. how grim x
love it when girls say ay papi during sexneed a mexicana gf pronto
Toilfreak clocking in
your reward for being a good moid in 2025 is a fat gf that will force you to make tiktoks (that are aimed at tearing down other moids) with her
>>216442374whats ralph in this gif doing exactly
>>216442396i need this
cos she's katykaty hella smoove she's hella smooveshe's katy hella smoove
do good deeds and Allah SWT will reward you simple as
>>216442374f, hope you have her videos saved
>>216442374At least she isn't engaged and probably pregnant
going to walk to and from the office twice a week. Get some steps in instead of getting annoyed at traffic x
strange how the simpsons is a huge part of the australian consciousness since it was their #1 watched show with their weird television situation with like 5 channels max
>>216442441I too am at toil, sucking a can of coffee
you know when you a get boner on the bus and your stops coming up so you try to think of something gross like a woman pooing but your cock gets harder
>>216442298all those hours in the gym to end up with a fat hog LOL
if you get upset with your waifus having irl relationships you probably are a mega virgin!
timmy's crush
>Anthony Williamswtf I cant riot about that
got magical trevor on
Bit early for all this isn't it?
homer
>>216442499tyron's crush
>>216442515hesiod
>>216442488oh MY days
>>216442485>you know when you ... on the busI'm not a schoolchild, pensioner, nor homeless, so no
>>216442485maybe your mind could be occupied better in that situation by trying to think of a post that's actually funny and witty
>>216442507is he doing the trick with the cow?
haha this matan guy is hilarious
>>216442499haha oh my days
got the peggle porn on
>>216442525would rather not spoil the surprise
>>216442518that's not how you do it, timmy
>>216442522i can only drive to work like 2 times a week because the other times i am wayyy to hungover from drinking till 4am
>>216442524and which yank are you, the one who posts fizzy drinks or the one who wants to eat emma watson's poo?
>>216442545but you're a timmy unless you're claiming to be black
katy bus 25 went dis way instead of dat, ain't goin to skool
>>216442485yeah
>>216442556done that fat tub of lard
timmy got his new battyman chelsea boots on to impress katy at the officeshe's texting cronem at the britannia, but he still snoring
six seven
>>216442556that's gingerpedo pretty surekinda think he might be the one who posts fizzy drinks too
Katy goin to TEAR skool
Think I am actually infatuated with the escort I saw. I literally cannot stop thinking about her.I need to be rational about this. I feel calmer now than I did last week in terms of emotions, but I'm finding it hard to focus on work, even don't have much of an appetite. Is this bad or normal?
>Anthony WilliamsRorke just dropped to his knees
>>216442575thats nice timmy
>>216442421£25 for mine lol
>Anthony Williams, 32, from Peterborough, has been charged with 10 counts of attempted murder after a knife attack on a train in Cambridgeshire on Saturdaywell well well.....what now, rorke?
>>216442583this is a big lore drop if true
>>216442575oh shieet timmy's chelsea boots to impress katy LOLpang pang told timmy his boots were nice, she on dat passport game
>>216442499Pang pang pussy CHANGED rorke
remember when carrier bags were free in supermarkets
fully grown man in america not old enough to buy himself a pint after work
>>216442613they always seem to be around at the same time but never post immediately after 'each other'
katy daydreaming of bulbousdem, waiting for 3 pmlil timmy daydreaming of pokemon cards he'll receive in his letter box today x
>>216441557kek
Anthony Williams 32yoLangford Road Peterborough A well known schizophrenic in peterborough Charged with numerous offences for Huntingdon Train stabbings inc 10 counts of attempted murder A massive failure by Police and Mental Health services The Tories broke Britain He was also charged with a knife incident in London
>>216442630OH OH
>>216442609do you survive off aldi beans
>>216442617*
>>216442556neither
>>216442638So it was a mentally ill British man, not a religious extremist Muslim immigrant. I guess Rorke will be calling for better mental health services on the NHS just as much as he was calling for all immigrants to be kicked out of the country yeah? Won’t he?
>>216442638is he a bulbousdemyung katy left unsupervised with him in di mental asylum
>>216442618>scan carrier bag at self service>go to pay>how many bags did you take?>hit zero as it would charge me a second time for the bag, although in reality i have taken onehumiliation ritual
>As the noise got louder, he says he realised it was "time to go", leaving carriage H and running towards the buffet carriage.is this a psyop I get the train all the time and have never seen a buffet carriage
>>216442662wow almost like my assumption that these schizo posts were you (Quentin) was actually right
>>216442668British*
>>216442653Nah chicken, pasta, eggs, beef, porridge, hashbrowns and a bit more
>>216442583Emmayank has been posting for a decade now, how is he gingerpedo the newfag?
>>216442630no sponsors today?
logging into ChatGPT and making it say "good morning babe, i love you" in a girl's voice
>>216442374why do you allow yourself to be this pathetic?
>>216442684timmy taking his anger out on animals
emmayank is not gingernonce but gingernonce does post that AI nonsense
>>216442683I'm not quentin, I'm not making "schizo" posts
>anthony WilliamsLooool James o brien is going to tear you lot a new one today on lbc
>>216442708he does pretend to be emmayank sometimes for some reason
>>216442722the reason is that he's a bored mentally ill attention seeker
Quentin Scobie being Ziedbelg would be an even bigger lore drop.
why does leftypol think it's some kind of victory that the attacker was a 2nd generation immigrant and not fresh off the boat
>>216442583You’re a fucking moron in addition to being a newfag. Fizzy drinks lad hates gingerpedo just as much as me, and post timer proves he’s not gingerpedo, to say nothing about how his, mine, and gingerpedo’s posting styles are all different.
any pictures of this anthony wlliams fella?
mr name is mr burns
>>216442710why do you always act like it isn't you despite blatant obvious evidence?
so uh…
>>216442683Well done Captain Slow
... breakfast time wearing my excellent glasses watching Classic Coronation Street on iTV3 on TV in home ...
>>216442755
>>216442778uh tim bro you don't look so good
>>216442761love this, keep it going
who the fuck is quentin
Rorke is being awfully silent over this train attack isn’t he? Remember when he made up that the guy was screaming “allahu akbar”, what happened to that then eh?
really not interested in which mentally ill yank poster is which. filter the cunts and move on
>>216442789he's not a young man anymore
toil got a new system that tells you how much money your work has directly made the company and i can say i'm way underpaid yet also overvalued
quentin… get the fuck to your room
>>216442818wait until dis nigga read marx LOL
Give it a rest Adam
>>216442638We just have to tax the billionaires broTax the billionaires and this won't happen
>>216442775oh he scoped katydem
>>216442766An anon posted a screenshot last night, I'm not him
>Black fella does a crime>Rorke owned o algo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaiollV9jz0
leftynonce being a spiteful little bastard again is he
>>216442754hope you realise you’re all such godawful posters that it’s really not worth mentally differentiating you
instead of production we should say makement
boring bunch of cunts you lot, talk about poo
>>216442863crafting
socialists from 1910 who never saw a brown person in their lives would still be socialists todaythink about that
>>216442773made a bold prediction a few months ago that eventually the UK will make it illegal to leaveand so here we are...
>>216442638>Langford roadLooks like council housing So you were paying for this
>>216442869been getting this incel reddit coming up and this morning some lass posted on it so i clicked her profile and the first two pictures were her weird looking poo
>>216442886rorke asking for a tax rebate per each white person stabbed
>>216442873also we should say nutriation. why hydration but not nutriation
>>216442668It was a black "British" nutterThe solution is to get these people institutionalised and hang those who commit crimes like thisLabour won't do it though because of the racial discrepancies
>>216442882Timmy's POV erryday TV blaring Mexican telenovelas in Timmy's ears
>>216442662who the fuck even is this tryhard sam hyde wannabe faggot? the sort of cunts who go out of their way to post autistic 4chan shit on other sites are the biggest gimps going
>>216442708the one who does the ai is the gay one that posts about daddy sometimes i think theyre black
holy cringe
you lads love your sarcasm dont you
>>216442913LOL colondem clarted eating bean stew every day x
>>216442618Paid 40p for one yesterday
>>216442914if you ever want to cringe your nut off watch one of his videos with /brit/ references in them
FaceID has suddenly stopped working on my phone, have I changed that much overnight?
https://x.com/bladeofthes/status/1985100294607262063Andrew Tate getting knocked tf out
>>216442910state, proper bunch of munters
>>216442933i know someone posted them here, was so fucking embarrassing
Want to check out my old Facebook friends profiles but I don't want to appear high on their friendlists. That's how you know someone's been looking at your profile you see
>>216442911>>216442930You didn’t have to reply with your cope twice Rorke
>>216442881leftypol can't understand that raising taxes will lead to people leaving and this is the current solution
>>216442939i dont think that's him
>>216442939he moves kinda zesty though
weird how i had a parasocial relationship with timothy james byrne and seeing him dying is like watching my own data get old and die
>>216442959Leftypol mate...
>>216442970It is lol
>>216442914Quinten, drops cronem mentions in this. I forget the time stamps tho https://youtu.be/CLHf4RF2IHo
>>216442939that aint tate lmao
anpoo taint lol
leftypol having a parasocial relationship with the biomass
>>216442939That's not him
I will have sex
>>216442976>my own data get old
>>216442983oh well in that case lol
>>216442930You just erased the other (You) with inspect element
tonights kino is Army of ShadowsL'Armée des ombres1969 DIRECTED BYJean-Pierre Melville
>>216442985hope this offputting autistic cunt doesn’t end up introducing /brit/ to soyright twitter dwelling newfags who still think sam hyde is funny in 2025
uh oh rattled the tate dickriders
quite the fan of ChatGPT for doing admin shit i dont want to do
Heathermong really wants people to think he’s that quentin bloke
>>216443014with me
>>216443039there are videos of him getting KOd in boxing but that guy is a dancer impresonating him
>>216443033Good flick that
>>216443044WOW mate what is this thing you're using? Never heard of "Chat GPT" me is it some kind of app? very smart of you to delegate your boring work to a computer haha!
>>216443039i think andrew tate is a pedo sex trafficking freak but that's obviously not him you faceblind autist
>>216443046Ziedy can you explain these ones? I get your black knob obsession, but this makes no sense
>>216443050Let us make it so
neighbours called the police because i’ve been practicing my homer scream in the mirror for an hour
>>216443049Yeah, because it throws people off the scent. Literally only DTFIC was retarded enough to believe him, and even he cottoned on after a couple of days.
this nibba snoring lmao
>I get your black knob obsession
mousenonce necking 3 dragon soops and going mental on his gary eats sex arse
>>216442918kek, him and his brother got kicked off the amazing race for making some homos uncomfortable, had some verbal argument
failed no nut november. mia malkova's arse was too much for me.
>>216443034good thing he's got no fans
>>216443062odd reaction x
>>216441255>>216441255>>216441255
>>216443096skpckskf
who doesn't love black nob
>>216442985buy an ad
>>216442935slept on one side too long
