creature of life
dey gon tek hyphenation
creating a dozen clones of myself and putting them through all sorts of evil sex experiments
what's a good Sir Terry Pratchett book then
you're lucky janny isn't awake at this time of day
Sir Terry Pratchett
>>216444424yes wtf
been absolutely mindbroken by /brit/, when i see anyone called sir i immediately start chuckling
>whispered Granny, in a hoarse whisperknighted for services to literature
>>216444461Alistair forthing at the gash, clambouring for his keyboard, knocking several half-painted space marines and a tankard of mead out of the way to reply to this post
Katy receiving baton protein shot after laryngeal expansion
>>216444498okay then, sir chuckler
>>216444419stop making early news you fucking virgin, you know the janny gets upset
>>216444457how could you be sure you werent one of many clones administering different sets of sex experiments?
onyx on katy mind
>forthing
little girls sandals sun dress uohhhh
jamming a tart
>>216444461Men at Arms is good.>>216444506to be fair Pratchett knew he was a hack and said his services to literature amounted tonnever writing any
>>216444531she addicted for lifeshe got readjusted early
you smell funy
>>216444566they tend to come back after two days x
anime blowjob
saw a car with a plate that had "TND" on it earlier, i sniggered all the way home
britannia hotel centre for adjustments bus 25 stops there, just ask winston
>>216444576Why do you send him kisses?
Need to fuck a fat arse black guy up the arse
>>216444571watching this always gives me that tickly feeling like someone is sniffing my ear and my shoulder goes up
>>216444576yeah two days when they pain subsides and the longing for fulfilment fills katy's every thought. she can't concentrate on math or science noh x
sancho washing cvp off bendy
>>216444587rorke mate you cannot keep falling for bait this obvious it’s getting embarrassing
>>216444587cheeky bit of bait
dentist tomorrow x
>>216444595He stopped for a little while when he was doing his Nazi gimmick but recently got back into it big time I think they changed his medication
>>216444595weird isnt it like yeah they succeed in making a few people mad but it goes way beyond trolling, theyre here all day every day talking about black men’s cocks
>>216444609he got trainin to do. then anuva snappy ting round 3pm
is purposely leaving out the edition in the OP a form of avatarfagging?
>>216444632genuinely who fucking cares mate
>>216444641fucking raped that cunt up the arse
y'all get pepsi max electric over there
need to reclaim England for Hinduism
oh he plottin sumin nAsty
>>216444641yea i appreciate that but im just curious where the line is drawn ennit
>>216444632doubtful because avatar refers to an image and also because I alternate between using the word edition and not using itto keep you on your toes
>>216444660trip on sacked trany
>>216444660how dey a mek pepsi electric when eskom is clarted?
>>216444670https://youtube.com/watch?v=2WWTzQ-mRFw
>>216444632Does a rule really exist if it is never enforced?
>>216444670timmy's curry mixed wid nuff hairiness crushhe tinks he chad too u kno
>>216444444
>>216444699avatar/signature use is enforced, but not using a word in a post is not considered a signature or an avatar
Drinking coffee Daylight savings is a bitch
the hated boss who beats you down and beats you down and never lets up it's big bad GUZMA!
Sunday niggas be like "it fucking looms" then Monday is just doing nothing all day
>>216444698no one knows who they wereorwhat they were doing
>>216444691oh my days LOL
>>216444722Never seen it enforced ever and I doubt anyone here has either
dipping my bellend in a glass of coca cola and screaming
ktim
you can't even report for ban evasion among other things that are listed in the rules
>>216444772posters have absolutely been banned for using avatars
you remember when people were saying you could taste through your bollocks?i sunk my plums into half the kitchen cupboard trying to taste but it just didn't work
tell me what can I doelectric poo(in too deep)
conniving pang pang tricked vainglorious timmy into marriage using flattery and will inherit his $130 million fortune when he carks it
there was that chan alternative with a board dedicated to dipping your balls into glasses of wine
>>216444798Maybe fifteen years ago
post reporters (aka snitches) are even worse and more pathetic than jannies
>>216444781the irish diaspora mentally
>>216444571I smell of old dried cum mixed with a mysterious sulfuric odour. People visually recoil and hold their breath around me.
mentally
Would be interesting if Escortlad finally loses his virginity but 4chan is banned lol
>>216444839empty out your tonsils if you're brave enough
woman at my work is dressed exactly like that gen z boss and mini girl today
they should have porn on plane seat tvs
>>216444818mate that's the welsh/latina megacombo
>>216444506I remember baneposting
going out with the 16 year gfberg (legal in my state)
>>216444857>>216444857>>216444857>>216444857
romanian vivastreet whore laughing at timmy on the romanian group chat
what actually happens if you take of the bane mask
>>216444881It would be extremely painful
>>216444880Can you start the 48 hours of no posting now?
>when u hear it snap and feel it yield mmhmm, anuva hymen sorted
>>216444893*shits a poo nugget at your head*
Dr Pavel, I'm CIA
>Un jour je sens la merde et un autre jour je sens le poisson. Certaines personnes le sentent et d'autres non.
>>216444911my crodie
Agent Clobber, F.Bee.I
>>216444915Do you think Big Chris intended for that scene to be hilarious or was it the autism?
big black cock and a timmybig black cock and a timmy
>>216444901Make an og bad psych edition and I'll consider it
choose your fighter
>>2164449545.3" with an attitude 5.3" with an attitude
>>216444967for me it's heated tobacco
>>216444967thats a dab pen not a vape you imbecile
>>216444944aye
>>216444954You really are a nasty little man aren't you
watching the most recent Bond movie. Absolute shite
eating compost
>>216444985dont know the difference as i'm not a degenerate robot fellater
Got linen sheets and a new down duvet for my bed and I think this is what they mean by 4x lush
>>216445007eerily similar to the driveway gravel post
>>216445007liar they don't have that in australa
Katy visualising 3pm and waggytonsShe hooked
>>216444967I smoke crack not niggertine
>>216444851feel her uppinch her arsemake her giggle
>>216444967Behead smokers with a machete.Crush vapers with a tank
First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft
>>216445007me when someone asks me what worms do all day
>and den she snapped just like dat
hiding in a wheelbarrow at Bunnings so I can live there after they close
>>216445027good lad
>>216445025Just gonna ignore my question again?Is the reason too painful to recall?
eating cumpost
first one to talk gets to talk
Lotta loyalty for a hired gun
>>216445048the other cronem is saying "ohhhh myyy dayssss"
nothingi said nothing
Morning team. Driving lesson in about an hour.
He's in his happy place
The names Rorke. Mickey Rorke
just seen a man with a willy
>>216445091with no survivors
>>216445052youd have unlimited food from the cafe and you could build secret forts in the massive aisle shelves thatd be sick
>>216445025she hooked on swaggy.nun timmy peckerwood culd do, nuh uh. pang pang's withered claw awaits him.
if you reply to him consider this a credible threat that i will shoot you in the head
>>216445086me when I forget to go on mute and call my manager a cunt
>>216445091you're a big guy
>>216445120Hi
In the top technology and AI companies on both sides of the Pacific, Han Chinese men contribute approximately three-quarters of the development work. Meanwhile, Chinese women spend their days cursing Han Chinese men with the most vicious language. But after reading the previous theoretical analysis, and looking at these Chinese women with a primitive perspective, it becomes clear. If you try to analyze their language logically, it's utter nonsense. But if you analyze it using "feelings," everything becomes clear.All the things feminists say are actually aimed at releasing two fundamental emotions in women: aversion to ordinary men and a lack of security.In the AI era, AI software engineers are undoubtedly among the most productive and powerful groups in the world. At this very moment, Han Chinese men undoubtedly possess the capability to develop and mass-produce ultra-cheap AI-powered self-propelled killing robots, capable of wiping out an entire nation's population within days without fear of a nuclear winter. If the US could provide every male programmer willing to immigrate with five blonde white women, the US could remain the world's leading superpower for 500 years. Unfortunately, no other country has such foresight.
>>216445120Shoot your shot all over me
or perhaps he's wondering why somebody would shoot an man before throwing him out of a plane
>>216445135*looks at your grape sized head through an aimpoint*
catberg coming in from the rain dripping and immediately jumping on my freshly changed sheets
>when katy say it too big but u keep forcin dat oval in
>>216445154*Sticks my finger in the barrel*
everyone in this thread is white
Sir?
>>216445168me when I'm checking to see if I've shot all the fish yet
how the fuck do you need a driving lesson just get behind the wheel and drive haha
Went on five dates with a girl and we both agreed that despite giving it a go there wasn't anything thereIt's good that we both formed the same conclusion but also a bit annoying to be back to stage one all over again /blog
I summon Rock Goldem Willybum in attack mode, and activate its special ability, allowing me to draw one card..I'll place two cards face down and end my turn
had a croissant and ham for breakfasthad a sosij role and 2 digestives for lunchwill be having a margharita pizza and garlic bread incoming for dinner tonightperhaps a satsuma or yoghurt for afters
>>216445167what exactly caused you to start spending your entire life fantasising about children being raped by niggers?what went wrong?
>>216445187They drive on the wrong side there so they require special government programming
>>216445175I hope so
>>216445187Me when I drive over a family of 4 with my Ford F150 (I don't know how to drive)
don’t reply to him
forgot it was wednesday today
Waiting for this test shift app to find me a test cancellation. Got a test booked in Stafford for April currently. Stafford is kinda close but I don't want to take my test there.
>>216445187alri matthew broderick
get them on board, I'll call it in
:)
>>216445261the real robots are in the crowd
>>216445261fucking screaming
>>216445276i cannot wait for you to die
>>216445261
*fake yawns while sneakily putting my arm around you*
>>216445286A marvellous beverage! Bravo, anon!
oi sacked tranny, you are a MAN
My breath smells bad no matter how often I brush or floss
>>216445261leftyblue doing a jig while redorke throws a tantrum
Wicki-wild wild (Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo)Wicki-wicki-wildWicki-wildWicki-wickiWild Wild West Fred West, desperadoRough rider, no you don't want nadaNone of this, six-gunnin this, brother runnin this
>>216445331Have a word with tonsil stones mong
>>216445331you know
>>216445261>>216445307New iRobot movie looking crazy
The name Sacked Tranny is actually a great observation! It's a wonderful portmanteu covering both the fact that he has been fired (sacked) from his job before, while also the fact that he is a man (has a ballsack) who pretends to be a woman.
>>216445331Why've you done this
linear correlation between torque and cvp flow rate
>>216445261>>216445307sfreamng
wonder what colour sacked tranny’s cock is
>>216445379same as my uncles i bet
>>216441067DTFIC on a madness
got diarrhoea
Any agoraphobic recluse man in
Lol just as I made that last post I got a notification that the app has found me a cancellation in Shrewsbury for March :)
>>216444457if i could do that i'd probably let them suck me off. people always say my lips look good for sucking. shame they never actually get used for it
a gobble birdorbig bold bearordribbly jogordry jib blog
they really shouldn't let mentally ill freaks drive
placing a beautiful log on the porcelain altar
>>216445421um…wow…
Undiagnosed ADHD is ruining my life
>>216445405Me, genuine agoraphobic, diagnosed, had it along with panic attacks since I was about 13>get a remote job>feel loads better, no stress, happier>realise I've probably fucked myself and can't go back to an office now
>>216445449wife got diagnosed with adhd but she didn't get the good kind of medication that i could steal to do excel sheets better
missing my exgfberg atm
You mustn't forget to push your tonsil stones out every week. And just because you can't see them it doesn't mean they're not there. Use your finger to push them out. You will never have bad breath again.
going to support a black owned business
A cup of tea is calling me
>>216445444undiagnosed homosexuality is doing me in
>>216445457Should've grown up, if you're over 25 it's over for you mate your brain is done changing you'll be like this for life.
>>216445457Ah could be worse, could be a schizo like me, rotting away in his flat
>>216445476lifetime warranties on smoke alarm batteries?
so what if i have a cuckold fetish
it nearly meal deal time
>>216445465lamentable goys
>>216445465I am still on a waiting list to see a psychiatristI think I might have borderline personality disorder too
>>216445468Odd gimmick
>>216445509thats the womans' disease, that is>>216445504shut the fuck up you parasite
>>216445476which one? how do you greet the staff and how do they greet you? where do you sit down to eat?
>>216445485may have one as well. have some nice russian fruit tea
>>216445495I'm 32, I was doing well until 30 and then had a relapse and was in a bad place. It never goes away, you just learn to deal with it.>>216445497I've always worried I'd become a schizo because I think I have schizo tendencies, maybe I'll go full Timothy James Byrne Spracklen House Marlow one day.
>>216445509Don't worry, I don't need an excuse to post . Jew
>>216445532There is no need to be ignorant or bigoted Men can have BPD too although it is rarer
you know what this thread needs? a lovely british arse
*is the shittest villain in your path*
>>216445582The ood were based
He really is a slave lmfao
>>216445535doxxable details
>>216445573had a bpd ex who told me to kill myself then denied it within the same conversationapparently is "wasn't her" and was someone else doing itshe would also lie about having a car and take pictures with one outside to pretend it was hers
>>216445573Isn't BPD just the average state for a woman?
>>216445617>>216445620Don't know sorry
bpdeez nuts
>>216445620Funny you should say that as I am actually diagnosed with BPD, or as we call it in the UK, EUPD :)
>>216445620actually its called MDD melanin deficiency disorder
HAH GOTEEM
>>216445529he is mentally-ill>>101199576
>>216445307me when I face a smallest life challenge
>>216445628jej
big, lumpy windrush baton enveloped by stretched pink katy puss. her inexperienced inner sanctum violated and expanded. cvp trickles down his lumps.
>>216445502Exactly, it’s just so hot
>>216445627i didn't ask you a question i was telling a story
>>216445582filtered
Back to his regular programming I wonder if he organizes his spamming in a calendar
>>216445405>>216445457*reveals you*
>216445642Didn't ask.>>216445659Who isn't?
I want to fuck in a shit
random teams call out of nowhere and i had to pretend i didn't have 4 beers this morning
>>216445642extremely ugly pedo disorder?
Timmy comin home to diseased Pooja in a wig
high torque events scheduled
>>216445684Me when my mom enters my goon cave to open the window (I haven't left the house in 6 months)
>>216445703done him
today i shall eat the slop
dentist changed my appointment :(
>>216445703scr
>>216445712
>>216445712mmhmm anoda bowl of brown mystery stew down the hatch
>>216445642Boy Penis Disoder, EU Paedophile with a Dick
have they caught the muslim who stabbed the guy on the train yet
>>216445670Sorry
>>216445737corr get me some nuggets x
>>216445736dont like this bradley
>>216445738cronem called in, katy had to change sum up x
ackchually rorke...
>>216445562Have you ever told a psychiatrist about your posting habits?
coughing loudly
>>216445759all good
need to change my bastard fucking incel life
might just smack a hoe @ maccies
>>216445800when timmy take a hit of loud pack
it's not illegal to have a wank while thinking about black men shagging white women
>>216445749LOLTimmy thinks it's colonising
>>216445578luv r lozza and her arse but the way she walks is fucking ridiculous
How's your mum zoidbelg?
>>216445823your frail dad coughing and fading away while your mum shags a literal vantablack criminal in the front room as you peek down the stairs
>>216445848how does she walk
>>216445843their penises are bigger, longer, prouder.they're much more damaging and addictive to pussies.
He's just pretending to be Ziedbelg you know that right
pooja irritating gammondem at the call centre rn , sarry saar can you pleez repeet dat
Been mopping the floor for mins. Mad my mother is suddenly coming out of nowhere. Cums were on the floor btw.
>>216445872Remember when you said you think about Mars bars when making these posts but actually you really hate those pesky n words especially the gay ones?
>>216445848pov skinny yardie goon middle management
>>216445859with her back permanently arched
cleaned the thick layer of patina off my coffee mug and now my coffees taste much better
>>216445879gammondem complaining about it to his wife pang pang, whose voice is like a catfight
>>216444419how Adorable !!
got the for girls who grow plump in the night on
keaving maltesers at home but a bounty at toil
>>216445904permanently ready to relieve the small boat cronem
>>216445906it coffee time
>>216445913pangpang gaslighting gammondem into believing it was his tone that caused pooja to hang up xhe nun di wiser x
>>216445904cronem plaything and incubator for the next generation of lightskin hymen busting shyrones
london gave me a disease
>>216445965I've never been to London
>>216445965everyone who goes to poland is always like wow polan #1
>>216445972don't bother
>>216445972don't you will get a disease
>>216445906ktim too much of a lazy prick to clean my mug
that's it, keep posting to keep the bad thoughts away
>>216445965thoughts on jlingz?heard the pangpangs are unsafe there x
>>216445992yeah people normally like their holidays
this nibba cristian always fugging trannies now xD
He thinks their penises are prouder but swears he isn't a homosexual
can someone send me a freddo x
>>216445972thoughts on jlingz?heard the pangpangs are unsafe there x
>>216446029that one looks fit
>>216445997A kpop stan in London ghosted me on snap. Not sure if the entity was man or girl
>>216446060she is one of the least passable trannies in porn mate
>>216446063err what?
Force feeding my clone estrogen to see if they're passing
>>216446067wouldnt let that stop me personally
>>216446049Not into K-league but I find him like a friendly man.
>>216446063i just watched R-PointGood film that, very interesting twist and I didn't suspect a thing
>>216441067>>216441067>>216441067new
>>216445582i like 'em
catberg snoozing
>>216446227haha fat bitch x
>>216446227Fat cunt
>>216446247>>216446246he's nice
>>216446187concerning posts in that thread
right that's DTFIC melty thread is it?
>>216446227>>216446268sweet puss
>>216446278it's not DTFIC it's another MLP specific schizo
I think it's a bit sad that they do this and that you have names for them
you're not seriously suggesting i post in that one are you
>>216446336>>216446336>>216446336Real new
right well i'm off for some lunch. sort it out by the time I get back would you lads
>>216446380Enjoy :)
for fucks sake
