Bad psych edition
hmmniggroids kissinghmm
found the dumbest cat alive lmao
ough
sucking a coffee
It seems today that all you see is immigrants in tescos and wogs on tv
>>216446391Latam is so confusing. They will do everything to stop a cat being hurt but will cut up a guy into bite size bits because he owns a debt of 5 pesos
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1762146546618924.webm
>>216446581cat doesn’t owe you money o algo
>>216446606um
>>216446606how very grim
>>216446581>Owes*I'm stupid
Spammers flummoxed lolThey don't know which thread to shit up
Got that hot dog crust pizza me, going to get pissed and scran it
Alright
Silly really
ok
Crazy taxi. Get it played
he's gone feral
>>216446996cheeky day off toil is it? still a bit grim though
>>216447152Not really
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbbwgnXpoCYTimmy meeting Pang Pang at Heathrow
putting 15 books on ebaythat's like £150
i fucking know i get the captcha right every time but it tells me i got it wrong to make me do another one
>>216447173Well it is rather
remove these and you'll be more attractive to women than 90% of other men
>>216447208training
>>216447208ktim
>>216447209Mm don't think so
>>216447212Would love scranning one of them
>>216447184wasn't worth advertising or begging the first time either
*enters thread*https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1762174900650192.webm
your throat cheese needs to go if you want to find success with women
bollocks are black and blue
janny on some funny billy business
>>216447187Post the books anon
>>216447208It was revealed in the hack that they do that on purpose to encourage you to buy a pass
get rid of your throat cheese cheese you want to find success with women
to get maccas breakfast or to save money
Rorke! Behind you!
Timmy coming home to a diseased PoojaBest he could do
>>216447299Plot twist: he hates his son not because he is a racist but because he is a faggot
tits tits tits
>there wont be a Shire, Pippin...
>>216447259I plan to!
>>216447167got to make sure I return to toil in pain
Haha I get it
>>216447330timmy's perimenopausal crush omds
>>216447274There is no way for my big dick to enter the toaster
>>216447359So what happened to make you leave your shagger lifestyle behind and adopt this new autistic shut-in boring incel freak persona instead?
>>216447373MAMMA MIA!
>>216447330me on the left
>>216447233Shut up
>>216447401oh my days
love chips me. going to have soem chips now
>>216447330there's absolutely no point in dancing unless there's a realistic chance you'll shag (not the case here)
>>216447433>(not the case here)Why
was at starbucks getting coffee and there was this soylennial in front of me in the queue. i could see he ordered some gay drink like a cinnamon latte so i loudly said "black coffee, NO SUGAR OR MILK" when ordering and the soylennial turned around and actually looked scared, he couldn't fathom someone drinking hard coffee
>>216447446he's ugly and old lol she probably wants hot younger guys or at least hot guys her age and being a woman she can't get that easily
even x formerly twitter wants me to verify my age. well they can fuck off
>>216447459>was at starbucksthat makes you soy too
>>216447459and then everyone clapped
>>216447459yeah? anyway, how's pang pang?
>>216447459somehow i remember last week i was eating matcha ice cream while smoking and people were actually looking at me weirdly (this happened)
>>216447487fell for it award
even in his fantasies he's just the hardest man in starbucks
>>216447517Irish rabbit
>>216447512hardest man in starbucks would be a decent album title imo
>>216447512it's a big starbucks with 2 floors
That sounds like a boomer Facebook post parody.What would the modern day equivalent be? It would have to involve a millennial shitting on a zoomer for liking minecraft or something.
Title - Hardest Man in Starbucks EP
Fifty percent through working day 1 toil
mans got ops in Starbucks bruv
Janny tried to get me banned for posting about Quentin lmfao
nowadays people stay at home a lot more. in the old days everyone was out all the time.
the toilfu said she missed me when I returned after 8 days off :3
napping now
Spotted a greySitting there arrogantly thinking it belongs on this fence
Think I've got arthritis
>>216447561
>>216447663blast that nigga into orbit
>>216447641nobody has any spare cash to do anything and there's more video content available to consume at home than there has ever been in human history
>>216447678Bet this hurt to type
Fairly grey and miserable outBut dryMight be fun camping weather perhaps
think I've got arseritis
>>216447641The result of a fear campaign fuelled by divisive politicians and news sites.The reality is if they weren't told before, most people would even notice there's migrants being housed nearby.
>>216447459Bvsed as fvck bro Do this all the time, the birds behind the counter love it and all
>>216447641only leave the house to put the bins out me.
>>216447718they would have noticed
was at CEX getting some upgrades and there was a snoy in front of me in the queue. i could see he bought some gay game like red dead redemption 2 so i loudly said "RTX 4070, GRADE C" when ordering and the snoy turned around and actually looked scared, he couldn't fathom a PC gamer
>>216447701from experience I can tell you that camping in shit weather is absolutely not fun whatsoever unless maybe you were sharing a tent with a girl
watching my gay pornanyone else watching their gay porn or am I the only one watching their gay porn
My standard coffee order is a flat white with oat milk
>>216447724nani?!
>>216447764If you have gear and supplies to keep you warm and fed and entertained I say camping can be fun in most weathersOnly thing is in extreme wind or rain sleeping because very difficult
>>216447767bent wrist.jpg
ladies you are looking good tonight
Lovely and quiet out seen only about six people and three dogsWish I could just continue walking out to knaresborough maybe rather than head back to toil
>My standard coffee order is a flat white with oat milk
Actually so sad seeing him beg for attention literally all fucking day
>>216447806still got it
drinking petrol (a black coffee)
>>216447843perhaps if you weren't spending every waking hour of your life on here as well you wouldn't be so bothered by it?
my 16 year old gf just sent me this
>>216447864put cum in there
>the train attacker was whiterorkeypops?
um
>>216447868Maybe?
right get the sodding 'tex posted
>>216447891Will be bouncing off her knees by the time she's 20
right well that's illegal isn't it
right
right that's it ive had it
you niggas retarded she's clearly in her 30s
>>216447954right ok then
>>216447963right mong loves when things are right
Day 16 without porn.Day 10 without masturbating.Day 6 after seeing an escort.Still no libido. Of the three matches I've had on Bumble, all of the conversations seem to have dried up :(
If she 30s I'm 30s
>>216447954right I see
>>216447908mogged by a man>>>/v/724860398
I'm off work sick
the utter glee they have in telling you he's a 'british man' of 'of Peterborough'i hate these people so much
>>216447977Is that because you told all 3 of them you shagged an escort and it broke you mentally?
right (quite right) you're bloody well rightyou've got a bloody right to say
>>216447998I'm off work... sick!!*
>>216447977What do you do for fun when you're not posting on 4chan?What is your height and weight?What shoe size do you wear?
>>216447984hot as hell
>>216448001Ha! What now you racist cockwomble? Going to blame all Brits for this British attack? Gammons in turmoil now they know it's one of their own at fault.
why aren't they showing an image of this "Anthony Williams" suspect then
why are UK browns so obsessed with cars and status?
>Train stabbing suspect appears in court as man tells BBC of hand being 'sliced' in carriage tusslehe's in court already? it only happened yesterday
>>216448079that is not exclusive to wogs from the UK, that's a very common wog obsession
>>216448084Probably setting bail conditions and charging him
>>216448044Play with my toys5'6 15st 3Size 5
>>216448084I think they get fast tracked through the courts when they're involved in a high profile news story
>>216448069
>>216448128midge
>>216448069>>216448084Awaiting court drawing of British National
>>216448128Did your parents bind your feet as a child?
>>216448084looking through the archives for any pictures of him as a choir boy
>>216448173No?
>>216448190Why are your feet so tiny?
hypothetically what could a dark net vendor send you in the post if he psychopathically decided from your reasonable complaint that you deserved a "present :)" ?
>>216448128you can't get men's shoes in size 5
walt disney Magpies coalition government
>>21644812815 stone at 5'6?
>>216448218baked beans
>>216448084He'll be in a magistrates to be remanded in custody to crown court, or in a crown court being charged and denied bail.The actual trial will be months away
Pooing in an envelope and selling it on eBay
How long do we have to hear leftypol and the remainer gang go on about brexit for?
Ten counts of attempted murder following a stabbing attack on a train in Cambridgeshire on SaturdayActual bodily harm in connection to an alleged assault on a police officer in a custody suite, following the train attackOne count of possession of bladed article in connection to the incident in CambridgeshireAnother count of attempted murder in a separate incident at Pontoon Dock Docklands Light Railway (DLR) station, London, in the early hours of SaturdayAnother count of possession of a bladed article in connection to the incident at Pontoon Dock DLR station
brexit means brexit
>>216448218im not sure they want that kind of attention
>>216448353yeah that's what i was thinking. my response was basically "well that's completely unwarranted and you're bonkers"
>leftypol and the remainer ganganother good band name
>these figures show knife crime is falling by 5% compared with the same period last year and 7% compared with five years ago. Homicides involving a knife also fell by nearly a fifth in the latest year to 196 offences, compared with 239 the year beforeRorke shitting himself over falling crime because he uses faceberg and shitter all day
Ah he's back to the rorke/leftypol spam Must be done wanking I guess
me? i start every day with that song from matilda that goes mmmmmmmm oh there pretty one or whatever it says
what useless tat should I get off alixpress? got a little voucher you see
>>216448437dildo
>>216448437Fuzzy slippers
>>216448437i recently got 12x herb grinders, a low quality screwdriver kit thing with a billion heads and some earplugs that don't really work
>>216448437sex arse
sitting by my window watching a blackbird eating a pear in the garden
mad that you could just buy a dildo and then shove it up your arse
>>216448437fresh milk
>>216448497shes quite annoying
>>216448437this shite
>>216448503thats illegal
IDIOT white boomer doesn’t understand slang
You could fit 2 or 3 migrants in here at least
>>216448437Peper the frog hat
>>216448556mad how shameless he is
>>216448548Thanks for sharing this incredibly interesting screenshot from X the Everything App (formerly known as Twitter)
>>216448437this one is my favourite
>>216448579its just underwear made out of plastic..????
scranning buttered crumpets
>>216448526Love lights me, that looks cosy
>>216448613me when im a moth
>>216448013No, I just suck at talking
tits hurt
>>216448579LOL
>>216448575
>>216448556Can you give me an update on tim, he was in hospital for fucking ages, where is he now, a care home?
>>216448622screaming that's what I was thinking hahaha lol x
>>216448639*rapes you*
>>216448556Why is there womens deoderant
>>216448638He's in a home wearing his excellent glasses and watching the big bang theory on E4 on TVhttps://xcancel.com/TimmyUk
>>216448655tim is seasidemark's gf or something innit
>be me, plus-sized>amazon delivery comes whilst I'm in my underwear making a cornish pasty and beans for lunch>answer because if he's kept waiting for even seconds he gives it to the neighbour who I hate talking to>he bizarrely takes a picture of me in my underwear with my tits out holding the package as proof he delivered itbet him and his cunt friends will enjoy that tonight feel quite violated right now
>>216448668oh yeah
>>216448668it lush
>be me, plus-sized>amazon delivery comes whilst I'm in my underwear making a cornish pasty and beans for lunch>answer because if he's kept waiting for even seconds he gives it to the neighbour who I hate talking to>he bizarrely takes a picture of me in my underwear with my tits out holding the package as proof he delivered it>receive text from him today saying "you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got too drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and so i dont want to see you again"fucking hell lads what is wrong with me
will /brit/ be playing PRAGMATA, the most anticipated upcoming game?
Typical incompetent uk policeTazered an innocent black man because they thought he was the train stabber
>>216448665>gets to be a comfy NEET, have meals provided for him and watch telly with shopper bear all dayYou cannot suffer as a schizo
imagine skinning heathermong alive
>>216448712STOP TAZING THE MANDEM
>>216448712I heard they tased every black person on the train just to be sure
>>216448676
just not on
>>216448704
>>216448676>plus-sized
>>216448722can't imagine it because i don't know what he looks like
no 'cado's
>>216448761ok stop this now
want to die
>>216448716Sounds awful actually
>>216448084When it's this serious and this clear cut they rush them throughNo defense lawyer in the world could get him off so no point building a case
goodnight everyone
thalolidem
>>216448838night night x
>>216448833t. the dpd man
>>216448858What's that
Wish I was going to sleep. Very sleepy today
>>216448851phwor
>>216448838gn :3
>>216448866Take a nap
>Ready meals are all made in the same factory!Bigham's are designed by professional chefs and prepared in small batches.>They're expensive!You're paying for quality ingredients and recipes inspired by Charlie's travels.>But it's still a ready meal!Prepared meal.
I'm going to try to stop thinking about the escort I saw for a week or so.Does anyone have any tips for how to put her out of my mind?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_(hero)
what is with newcunts literally just posting adverts as a pseudo-gimmick
>>216448921You like that idea?
>>216448698screaming
>>216446391kitty wanted to die
vtuber wank on the cards
>>216448971bighams was a funny ironic gimmick a while ago
>>216448971are you the schizo who went mad because i mentioned geowizard earlier
>>216449010What was ironic about it?
>>216448704jej
>>216448955ah yes of beanstalk fame
>>216449014nah but congrats on believing your imaginary opponent went mad though, I guess
>>216448864one of tims enemies
>>216449032woah cool dove
>>216449032beautiful pidge
>>216449043mmm bird flu
>>216448847ToT
>>216449051they weren't my "opponent" i accidentally upset them
>>216449057I see I don't know any of the Tim lore way before my time
>>216448847you should be butched and fed to pigs
guys i just launched my first AWS EC2 instance. VERY cool
Was at costa getting coffee and there was this soylennial in front of me in the queue. i could see he ordered some gay drink like a cinnamon latte so i loudly said "black coffee, NO SUGAR OR MILK" when ordering and the soylennial turned around and actually looked scared, he couldn't fathom someone drinking hard coffee
rorkes britain
>>216449123>VERY What's that stand for?
>>216449076fag
>>216449103okayso you imagined someone but couldn't control their emotions in your own headbut they're the schizo
>>216449142Virtualised Environment Relying on YAML
>>216449043sir chicken jockey
>>216449140
>>216449113dpd is a delivery company and the guy driving the van was out to get tim by turning up at suspicious times. there are rumours he was working with vinay, tims neighbour the dentist
right well
Waterstones do some nice coffee. I just got myself one after my incel walk. I grabbed a book as well so I look normal. I am normal.
>>216449223quite mad, mental even, how this is repulsive and disgusting but i'd happily do it to a peng female.
>>216449147why do you think i imagined someone mateit was you after all, you're real
>>216449236you did buy the book, right?
>>216449236if you're normal you can get a job instead of leeching off everyone else.
>>216449236posted the same picture again
>>216449245mine?
Just saw a very normal looking man in waterstones
>>216449252okay
Been told I've got big minge energy
>>216449140>Typically less than 25% fatWhat do you mean typically? Can you get the SSR 50% wagyu minced beef?
>>216449236yeah i think normal people are allowed to do things like that when theyre not working, presumably you have today off for some perfectly normal reason or another
>>216449273Don’t you DARE suggest that to a based NEET
>>216449236skinny jeans in the big 25 oh my days
I fart a lot more these days. I think I'm lactose intolerant now
everyone stopped posting when the cuckle brothers showed up
>>216449273Are you a farmer?
>>216449273I fucking hate people on bennies. I grew up in the london slums and basically everyone defrauded bennies and had cash in hand jobs and gave their kids booster classes and all of that shit. Meanwhile I was too rich to go on bennies and too poor to afford anything
It’s normal to have enough savings to not need to work and live your life as a flâneur, jumping into coffee shops to avoid the rain.
Been made aware I've got big minge energy
>>216449454to him, to him, to him, to him
I am seven years older than the gfIs this ok
did anyone else play this?
Unless you are a farmer, truck driver, or trauma surgeon, you are not being leeched off. Those are the only real jobs.
cor, she'd get itright in the flâneur
so before you start gossiping at about me scratch your minge, sniff your fingers, cause you got bigger fish to fry
>>216449516I work for the RAF so I'm an uber leech
>>216449494screaming
3 pm
fat line of cocaine at 8 in the fucking morningget that up ya
>>216449552alri suelad
fuck sake step dads here awkwardddddddd
>>216449588why would anyone here ever give a single shit
>>216449511im the frogzard poster
>>216449588offer to tag team your mum with himwould be a good bonding experience
>>216449511mi play this game
>>216449588is he going to teach you how to be a real man by extinguishing cigarettes on your head
>>216449605last time I checked this is my blog
bit bored i am. thanks for reading x
coffeezilla is such a little snitch bruv let the hustlers make some money fr
>>216449667finally a good post
i went to record a vocaroo to record in this thread cause I needed to fart and thought hm an audio recording of that would be funny by then I shit my underwear which is the only thing I'm wearing and I just spent the fifteen minutes dealing with the cleanup and I'm extremely lucky it didn't flop out of my boxers and onto the laptop or it would have been much much worse
>>216449619>>216449637it wasn't bad, in hindsight 20 quid for a dragon amulet wasn't a bad deal
is it okay to go over the solid white line sometimes when driving the line on the left
How hard would it be to write a script that detects when my toilet flushes and automatically posts here "just done a poo"?
>>216449511we all played adventure quest
>>216449712>needing to rng my sword in adventure quest for a dragon to pop up and clear a hard wave in a quest i shouldnt be doing classic
>>216449751
>>216449751I'm sat at my gaming chair at my gaming pc actually mate, get your facts right
>>216449797>>216449797>>216449797
>>216449792blud got the 5090 just to type poo on 4chan
>>216449835nta I got a 1050 2gb (couldn't find a slim ti)
