chinese gf edition
Some goonsesh today lads, see you all on the dc again next week
>>216449815that's dad's christmas present sorted
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1762181033771264.jpgThey're not even his legs, they're mine. Here is the boot I am wearing in the original shot with a timestamp as proof. The lad reposts the photo pretending it's him because it tends to get a lot of (You)s. Usually I just leave him to it but it's important to put him in his place from time to time.
>>216449815he's single-handedly keeping Babestation up and running. Emphasis on single-handedly
>>216449852so, these are rorke's creps.
>>216449888I'm afraid so.
Dartmoor
I'm spasticus, I'm spasticusI'm spasticus autisticusI'm spasticus, I'm spasticusI'm spasticus autisticusI'm spasticus, I'm spasticusI'm spasticus autisticusI wibble when I piddleCos my middle is a riddleI'm spasticus, I'm spasticusI'm spasticus autisticusI'm spasticus, I'm spasticusI'm spasticus autisticusI'm spasticus, I'm spasticusI'm spasticus autisticusI dribble when I nibbleAnd I quibble when I scribble
>>216449872Because of his masturbation.
>>216449852do you not go there anymore
Went for an incel walk followed by an incel coffee earlier. Better than being stuck inside bored, lonely and depressed.
>>216449898yeah it was in greggs
I was the Greggs replier.
>>216449920>stuck inside bored, lonely and depressed>go outside>you're now outside bored, lonely and depressed
rorke on a mad one
>>216449920that's mint that and i love the picture. Finally some originality on /brit/
feeling devilish and downright sinister today
>>216449920gets ya out the house dunnit
>>216449920good lad looks lovely
>>216449852>>216449920The plot thickens
>>216449942I was the original poster baiting (You)'s, believe it or not I wasn't actually the one who replied to the replies
Out a walk to clear the head
>>216449970asian birds doing that face scrunch thing are actually peak
>>216449915Occasionally but it's often rammed and I don't want to sit downstairs, I want to be able to people watch from above.Also there is terrible phone signal down there no matter which level you're on. They have wifi but 4chan is blocked so I'm sat there reading the news and fidgeting until it's time to go.
>>216450008>believe it or not I wasn't actually the one who replied to the repliesI know, me and Spaino choreographed it when we were on a Skype call lol.
>>216449975>dvde.. thvt pvst vs vmvzvng vnd vrvgvnvl..Insane you're so impressed by that, can tell you literally NEVER go outside unless it's to sign on.
>>216450032>>216450028
should I buy? Where's that normie with the pixel that always posts pics of his life
>>216450032agreed
>>216450025
>>216450025this gotta be the only european country where going on a virgin walk makes you more depressed than staying indoors
>>216450056actual rorkemobile
going walmart anyone want owt
>>216450044"Spaino" didn't even exist back then you spastic
>>216450025corthis is THE British high street
post self portraits
>>216450046think you've missed the joke here lad
>>216450104Where's your cock and balls lad
Me and Spainlad are best mates x :)
>>216450095It was before his trip
>>216450104me on the floor going sss
>>216450126
>>216450104get a monitor you goop eater
>>216450135ssssscreaming
>>216450112We should all use /s to help our reddit friends get used to their new environment(this is sarcasm btw haha /s xx)
>>216450126you're best mates with a paedophile? bit grim mate
>we should all use /s/I already do
>>216450135I have to fix your thermostat
Might go out to buy alcohol and then consume that alcohol and then feel like a grim twat tomorrow until I do it again
>>216450056>Where's that normie with the pixel that always posts pics of his lifeThat 'normie' is Sacked Tranny. Clearly you want to suck his cock by spending £600 to impress him.
>>216450208>>216450025
>>216450126who's spainlad
>>216450104aren't you worried people can see your screen through the window?
>>216450208Cheers Tom
>>216450173me when I meet jeffrey epstein in the afterlife
>>216450236Who cares. Get the porn watched on the big screen.
>>216450255yeah no worries mate. hate forens me
>>216450233notorious nonce responsible for the recent cp spam
>>216450104
>>216450272Is he actually in spain, also why does he post it
>>216450289dont knowdont know
>>216450303me when I'm being interviewed under caution but I couldn't remember the phrase "no comment"
rorke's hit the nail on the head here.
out with the gf
>>216450279nae mattress then ay?
would love a good steak right now
>>216450321There should be a rule that if you're making a true crime documentary you're only allowed to show cases where the person convicted doesn't give a No Comment interview.Sick to the back teeth watching no comment interviews in these fucking documentaries. Show me the retards who willfully ignore the advice of their solicitor, if they even bothered to wait for one.
shall be spending the winter at uncle jed's arse farm
>>216450385no comment
>>216450025lovely sunderland
BRADLEY WALSHING A POO SCREAM
>>216450437fruitylad!
>>216450236no, it's upstairs and my screen is outside of the perspective of the window anyway
>>216450410For the recording let it be known that the poster smirked in a sinister and revealing manner while making this statement.
For the recording let it be known that I have my wilkinson out
>>216450475you alright hun? x
For the recording let it be known that I just raped my own arse
Cleaned up 3 of my email accounts :)feeling very organisedshall be doing my main one in a couple days when they let me log back in (they won't let me log in)
>>216450437um! x
>>216450484what would happen if the police just lied while doing this"for the recording, let it be known that after being asked if the suspect knew the victim was 12 he has become visibly aroused"
>>216450527Now you can go make your first ever friend! Bye boring cunt, off you go.
>>216450527okay now clean your room and your arse
>>216450377age?
>>216450527procrastinationlad!
>>216450377Yes shes gorgeous and I'm alone and depressed. Well done
>>216450576For the recording, let it be known that this poster was licking his lips and rubbing his thighs while typing this
Why are (legal) African migrants so arrogantRemember these two black girls in my class (one who was obese despite living in a council house) used to always talk down to white people and argue whether Nigeria or Ghana was superior
>>216450553Yeah? I'd turn you to mince with a single punch so wind your scrawny little neck in you ugly neek
>>216450543the accused goes to prison for life
bro got gay poan on
>>216450601Superior at what? Starving?
>>216450610thought as muchFor the recording, let it be known that my bellend absolutely huffs of skips
>>216450629The jury will now confirm this
young
Leftypol's Gaff
>>216450594here's a happy face to cheer you up lad x
>>216450683probably costs a lot to heat though
>>216450683The ford fiesta in the back is the cherry on top
>>216450683That's actually one of Elton Johns homes
the orientals
Let the record show that the suspect's solicitor is now openly masturbating
>>216450772farted all over it did he?
>>21645057624
>>216450778me when I have to come up with a band name for John Horizontal and Bill Vertical
>>216450601It's the britisher's fault for fucking up my country that was once a superpower o algo
>>216450778Hah! Gay.
any oriental decoder man in
>>216450778one on the left looks like my cousin
>>216449852>bonded leatherbrittania has fallen...
>cant wait to leave this...ack
>>216450553howwwling look how much he seethed as well you properly done him in
Bit grim when I see people from secondary school who have kidsMeanwhile I’ve never had a relationship longer than 3 years
shooting down grove street in gta v for my boy CJ
>>216450836Nothing too exciting mate, it's insect repellant"Chinaman kill mosquito"
>>216450852>I'll never be able to go back to Bangladesh now
>>216450865>waaa I've had relationshipsblog on normlord
I like this >>216450804 >>216450836 >>216450377 type of oriental more than this type >>216450778 >>216450693wonder why that is
>>216449852State of them looooll get a pair of 95s gimp
black people be like "why dem chiggas hate us? must be cos dey worship whypipo" and not cos blacks kill asians for sport lmao
>>216450910she's more attractive
Just bought my poppyIf you haven’t got one then you’re a wog/paki
Don't want kids so that's one element of inceldom I don't have to worry about
>>216450910im oppositei dont like mixed sloped at all
>State of them looooll get a pair of 95s gimp
dark out already
>>216450910Doesnt bear thinking about does it
yeah more staff on trainsthat is whats needed
>>216450936Used to get them but I don't like it when leftypol virtue signals so I'm being principled and not doing it either
do black people like Skyrim or are they more into Oblivion
>>216450966was JUST thinking this
>>216450910she's more pure and wifely
>>216450997NBA and Fifa
Little black fella in every train carriage to stop the other black fellas kicking off
hapu shapeshifters
There’s one fucking cash machine in my village and it hasn’t had cash for the past 3 months ffs
>>216451012And they break their tv when they concede a goal
>>216450778
>>216450693ugh prefer the other one
>>216450944she's not mixed
>>216450997just asked all black people and they said morrowind is the best
>>216451027no one uses cash any more unc
Not sure which flavour of Oriental I like best, need to do some research
>>216450804I would kick a baby to be with her
>>216451043why she got almost normal sized eyes then that's fucked up
>white supremacists>being obsessed with asian womenClassic
>>216451046based blacks
>>216450966me over my police radio as we turn up and drag him off the train
>>216451055you and your room stink
oh myfanwy, it is such a challenge being the only ATM in the village
>>216450985Noo every knife in the country needs to be banned. Or 10 police officers on every train
>>216451075idk mate can't exactly ask her genetics now can I haha x
Guns don't kill people, rappers do
>>216451090I just wanted to see if I could draw cigarettes and an ashtray
will you cry when david attenborough dies?
>>216451127why? did she die or something
>>216451127needs a good razer on those eyebrows
>>216451127Looks like she has a bit of food on her chin
>>216451136you know you can't post the fbsstop pushing your luck.
>>216451064these two walk up to you and ask what you thought of Celebrity Traitors. wyd?
it seems todaythat all we see
>>216451127>those dimplesThis girl is legitimately perfect
>>216451169>I'll kill that Spaino cunt
>>216451169so many socks to sniff *heart emoji*
my wife
>>216451167I can post them
Finally have my appointment with a mental health nurse lads
>>216450104literally 24/7 except to piss, shit and eat. i live in bed due to chronic illness
>>216451169lads lads lads lads lads lads lads
been dating a Chinese girl, she's very chuddy, blunt and eats a lot but is still skinny.
Yes, yes, the young Chinky girl is very peng
>been dating a Chinese girl, she's very chuddy, blunt and eats a lot but is still skinny.
>i live in bed due to chronic illness
sex with wasian and blasian women
Evil vibes in here tonight
>>216451229You forgot your trip
That video of that rorke fella clashing with his lefty parents was a hard watch. I still can't understand why his dad said "you are not going to win this war". what war
Just got back from my incel walkManaged to just miss the rainWarming up a frozen burrito now
any Chinese girls who like white men
>>216451229you ever think you have chronic illness form living in bed?
>>216451270For me it’s yokopanxRidiculous bum and tits
She is very clearly mixed what the fuck are you talking about?
>>216450437Gary, is that you?
>>216451301i did for about 2 months in the third year of having the illness but then i made it significantly worse
>Nigel Farage suggests young people on minimum wage earn too much and there it ishe wants cheaper labourthey will never stop coming or be sent back
At this rate I shall buy my flat in January or so, which is also when I turn 30. Life is happening
DC and quite literally VR
japanese lady doing a poo
>>216451381>suggestswhat did he actually say and why does a canadian care
>>216451381He's right, in fact the minimum wage generally is too high
>>216451418"There’s an argument the minimum wage is too high for younger workers"
>>216451428>feel AI with
>>216451406this a work from home overtime type deal?
>>216451413um where is her pubic hair
>>216451169imagine working a 40 hour week then spending your saturday stood nursing a warm cider in the doorway of some cunt's crushed velvet living room watching two middle of the league teams play out a 0-0 draw as you try to view it at an 80° angle
>>216451313Should be illegal to feed AI with ancient memes like that
>>216451450No just regular overtime, either on site or at home, for 38 hours total with some hours paid at 1.5x and some paid at 2.0x
toilberg dislikes me because I never do overtimeactually I do sometimes do the odd hour but only when it's a manager who I like asking me
>>216451489and we CERTAINLY shouldn't ever FEEL ai with them, god no
Me? Never had a job.
>>216451489Ok but are we allowed to feel them? Please answer I'm confused
>>216451523Don't know what you're talking about
>>216451517get those cages emptied, rorke
>>216451546I'm confused as to why you're asking?
why wasn’t the knife attacker arrested after he stormed the barbershop with a knife, a day before the train attack?I thought you guys were good at monitoring and capturing criminals
>>216451552>>216451585I used to this was Spainlad
>>216451592Did he tweet about it?
>>216451442i looked up the full quotehe's making the argument that businesses are double fucked when it comes to hiring younger people because they have to pay both a rising minimum wage and now NIC due to its cap being recently lowered to 5khe's saying you have to change one or the other
Sir Alan Turing
>>216451458
>>216451628leftypols not interested in genuine and rational discussion, only out of context smear campaigns
Farage looks like a toad
Any good posts?
>>216451677>I shaved off all the hair down there
Its crazy how the entire discourse about economics in the West has become:>We can either do some really good things with this money but these handful of wealth magnates might be slightly vexed about it
>>216451748Anti-semitic post
>>216451735yeah>>216451769
>>216451627no but he had the same skin color as the guy who was let go at the police station on accident
>>216451628the logic makes no sensebecause the amount of income exempt from NIC has been lowered, so should minimum wage? what is the connection there
classic daily mail rorke>Is it disrespectful to not wear a poppy?Yes82%16107 votesNo18%3554 votes
And the very latest from The Cheeky Chappy?
>>216451677
>>216451677illegal
>*blocks your path*
>>216451786Business competitiveness or something. We should reintroduce child labor
>>216451748rorke believes in trickle down economics, zero taxes for the rich means the workers get wealthier, trust the liz truss process
>>216451798probably in Cex trading an iphone 17 for £55
>>216451835Need him working in a care home for vulnerable children
he used to this was spainlad
>>216451859dont you mean boomers?
>>216451798dyed his hair looking 4x younger it lush
>>216451786the cost of taking a risk on a younger less experienced employee is rising therefore businesses are less inclined to do sohe's saying lower the cost to the business of hiring them by either reupping the cap on NIC or lowering minimum wage
>>216451911
Britain has the highest tax rate in the world
>>216451835just a normal british man
The LGBTQBAMEs
>>216451798having dominos pizza. No cooking i mean no cooking. Wow i mean wow what a eperience.
>>216451918how is NIC a cost to the business
>>216451790back in my school days I often didn't take my blazer to school and this was the case one Remembrance Day. At the start of assembly that morning the head of PE, a bellend, pulled me up and shouted at me for not having my blazer on. Told him I didn't have it and he replied that I "wasn't allowed" to walk past the memorial with the rest of the students because it was "disrespectful". After all that I ended up just shuffling past the memorial single file along with everyone else and he was still in the assembly hall so I got to think my remembrance thoughts like everyone else. Can't imagine how angry and upset the deceased must have been, looking down upon me wearing only a school jumper.
>>216451922Right that's just not true is it
did this gentleman post in /brit/ circa 2018?
>>216451934It lush x4
Corr, love a good tax chat, thrilling stuff
>>216451919he spinning four times quicker dee lads
>>216451835katy kryptonite
>>216451974I meant for the rich
>>216451935because they are required to contribute to it it is not solely taken out of the employer's wage
>>216451994perfect excuse to casually slip a 'here's how much tax i paid, the robbing bastards' into the conversation
I'm having a mental health crisis. I'm going to get my willy out on a train
So no good posts then?
>>216452072
>>216452089LOL
ya hi can I order some good posts?!
>>216451911Oh wow!
>>216452118>Um, sorry sir but the good post machine is broken
>>216451911wonder what he looked like when he was younger
if i never posted on brit i would of worked all me days
>>216452118we're doing a sale on seasideMARK posts
>>216451935>how is a tax a business has to pay on each employee a cost to the businessAre you special?
Some days I stink of fish. Other days I stink of shit.
Still don't understand what Vince McMahon is meant to have done wrong, it's not illegal to shit on a girl
thats me been done
Pengdon.
>Clare's Law allows the police to release information about any previous history of violence or abuse a person might have. It means we can provide information that helps protect people at risk and prevent further crimes.
>>216452118i look like this and say thisbut i would never own a gl*ck
Just discovered that credit cards can work like loans and basically the bank just gives you money for a small fee no questions asked Didn't realize you could just withdraw it. Thought it was only for purchases
>>216452224Yeah if you want to wreck your credit score
>>216452206
>>216452247Would rather you wreck my battyhole
Are school reunions still a thing?
>>216452224>Didn't realize you could just withdraw itWish I could withdraw your ability to post
>>216452224Great way to lose money quick
>>216452224>There's a fee>Cash withdrawals are charged a higher interest rate.>They show on your credit file and fuck up your credit score.If you're not arsed about any of that then fill your boots.
>>216452267can't imagine asocial zoomers ever turning up to one of those
>>216452290Well did you?
>>216452267No longer needed. Everyone keeps up with everyone nowadays.
>>216452320no i am the prototype of the asocial zoomer
So this is Rorke's bookshelf
Might have sex
>>216452198He's involved in two different lawsuits, and both involved stealing WWE's moneyHe used WWE's money to pay her off (not his own). When WWE found out, they let him go. Janel Grant still wants the money he promised her. That's the first lawsuit.The second is because he then convinced the WWE board of directors he needed to be back on the board, so that they can get the best deal when WWE wanted to be sold. When it came to sell WWE, he sold them to someone who offered less money, but would give him some power. This just came out this year and that lawsuit is still in progress
When I die I hope all you lads come to my funeral so you can talk about all the great posts I made, like remember when I did that mong and when I bodied that runt? Haha
>>216452267They've never been a thing in this country
where can I get the cheapest eggs in the UK?
>>216452267What would be the point
Oop, windy-pops! *shoves my anus directly over your nose**farts, follows through*Better out than in!
>>216452025alright that makes sensestill, why even bring up the idea of lowering minimum wage if the issue at hand is changes to NI
>>216452375well that's us DONE
>>216452367Egerton, Kent
>>216452360Peep show says different m8
>>216452267I vanished from social media after school, one of those incel-type ghosts who no one ever really knew. So to answer your question, I don't know, hope this helps
wow they made him look like a massive mong
>>216452367egg shopthe discount one
>>216452401there's been a mixup they've taken dyed-hair SeasideMark to the dock instead
>>216452280>>216452247Oh I'm not withdrawing at an ATM to be clear I'm doing a money transfer with 0% for 15mo
get it made
ktim hasn't loged on the 'book in almost 15 years, only made it for school projects
>>216452360thank fuck for that
Why would you still have a Facebook account in current year
>>216452351Apparently he and Donald Trump might show up on 13th December to see Cena's last matchI wonder if they will show or mention him at all, they can't not show Trump being there and Vince might be sat next to him hahaha
>>216452435I never had a facebook but when norms would ask me about not having one I would say "nah I deactivated my account, felt like I was spending too much time on it and my timeline was full of shite. Just better to be connecting to the people that matter in real life y'know?"of course I have no friends in real life and never have but you have to control the narrative so that people outside work think you're somewhat normal. If you say "I've never had a social media account" the alarm bells start ringing.
Why would you poo on someone
2 people have messaged me in the last 10 minutes to do some bespoke work. have they need seen the fucking time?
lads....
>>216452267I watched my year classmates discuss a reunion, plan it, have it and then talk about it afterwards on a Facebook group and not once did anyone mention my name.
>>216452491Just want to say mate that I know you felt a pang of regret when your post appeared and you realised you'd typed "have they need seen" but don't worry about it. I understood what you meant. We all did. It happens to everyone and it's nothing to be embarrassed about.
Give me a chubby you twat*rubs your plump cheeks*
>>216452506LOL
>>216452475Why would they be asking you that then
>>216452491get it done, slave
I'll make the new then*runs off guffawing*
>>216452535didnt even notice mate. dont care
>>216452544normal people ask for your social media when you get to know them
need seen and feed formerly feel
>>216452571Rorke is off his nut! He's gone mental!
>>216452568Oh rereading your post I see you are employed and as such forced to interact with normdroids
>>216452571rorke busting a move
>>216452571ALWAYS ALWAYS chortle out how he sticks his tongue out when he moves his head towards the cameraThe girl does it normally but he makes it fucking mentalGo on Rorke my son
won't be posting until someone makes the new. it's as simple as that.
>>216452544it definitely suggests they're on the scent but as much as I can do at that point is deflect with my pre-prepared liesthey wouldn't be expecting a friendless autismal weirdo to be able to reel off such a statement off the cuff in an instant. They're expecting me to be unprepared, to somehow be caught in a lie and forced to admit I'm a loser with no pals who has never had sex.
>>216452541More? I got forgotten on NYE 1999 while all my so called school mates went to a house party and I spent the evening home alone.
>>216452631at least you survived y2k
Canada is a weird country though innit
>>216452630Imagine if you applied your powers to good instead of evil
News aren't being made any more
>>216452674they don't make them like they used to
feeling depressed
>>216452692>>216452692>>216452692>>216452692
we now ride out the threads until the 404
