new edition
lads don't check the /fit/ 'log
just barged into mumbergs room and gave her the old "so we're not having dinner then?"the fat lazy cunt hasnt even started prep yet
this is the LAST cunting thread I make
rorke using freebsd on his old thinkpad
was supposed to be somewhere today but haven't gone out due to mental health aha
rorke calling them christmas lightsleftypol calling them fairy lights
>>216452728Thank you for your service
#裏垢女子 wank on the cards
>>216452736>old thinkpadwas considering getting a stinky thinky to post on /brit/ from the living room with
>>216452692stop posting this girl pleaseknowing that women like this exist but I'll never be with one like her makes me sad thanks
*bounces my big arse to the Goosebumps theme tune*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYYES8EDRQM
>>216452777she's asian...
>>216451229If that Illness is depression then I've been there mate, you need sunlight and exercise and possibly to move house. Get well soon anyway whatever it is.
I too wish to procure a ThinkPad for the purposes of surfing the World Wide Web
Life’s easy being a fucking woman
Love posting this pretending it's me knowing that little mong is spazzing out because someone is stealing his pictures
>>216452768>女子
>>216452815What a life
>>216452792don't know what this means
it's the holliest jolliest time of year for normans. seeing family. catching up with old friends. sharing stories. the parties, good lord the parties.'tis the season of 'pression for the meek incel runt that didn't do anything with his life
>>216452815Get your own gimmick
>there are people buying or planning to buy property in the UK right nowTalk about having more money than sense. Like buying tickets for the Titanic's next voyage after it's hit the iceberg.
Diddy looks happy in prison lmao
>>216452844>>216452815What's this gimmick called then lads?
>>216452772do it lad. imagine all the fantastic thread contributions you can make to /brit/ on the go.
>>216452815tell your gf not us
>>216452861as happy as a faggot in jail
>>216452692shes got a little bogie in her right nostrilwould love to stick my tounge in an slurp it out
rorke eating mcdonalds chips 24 at a time
>>216452692Why does she spend so much time taking photos?
erm...lads?
>>216452864Someone re-posting dull photos
>>216452916vanity
I got rid of all the evidence
>shes got a little bogie in her right nostril>would love to stick my tounge in an slurp it out
evil neets /brit/posting on their spaff encrusted smelly dellys and stinky thinkys
>>21645281418 years old. Looking like that. Pregnant. Its no wonder lads are seeking out beautiful Asians
https://voca.ro/1do74hT9XDzI
>>216452815did he ever get his cock out xo
>>216452922>aiWhere's it getting these "independent testimonies?"
>Two swans have died after being shot with a pellet gun in Chesterfield.
>>216452815I enjoy it though. I took the photo at the time and posted it here because I wanted people to reply to it, same reason anyone posts. Each time a person replies to it organically when you repost it, it's an extra reply for me to read.It's not an embarassing image for me. I want it to be seen and replied to. People talking about the jeans, the shoes, the coffee, the cafe, any part of it. By all means continue reposting it forever. You'll never be me though, don't forget that x
>>216452861don't know which one he is
did the making shit up machine make something up
>>216452936Doesn't she have a husband to lavish her with compliments and attention?Glad I'm an incel. Imagine thinking a girl values your opinion of her but then spends every day seeking the approval of strangers online
>>216452985Quicker ways to tell us you're a virgin mate
>>216453002why would that make you glad to be an incel
I'm a virgin
so rorke was right again
>>216452975toby on a rampage
got a fancy computer mouse for the first time so i'm clicking on loads of stuff
>>216453047'
For me it's the greasy PC and the Nokia but nothing good rhymes with Nokia
=>>216453002incel that has never had anyone like him thinks having even one person that did would rid him of all his insecuritiesnot surprising is it
Mad how much he mentally dominated dtfic
>>216453047How many buttons has it got? Mine has loads. More than 5.
>>216453014Because it would be a test of your self confidence, of whether you are good enough or if shes open to leaving you if someone else comes along. Paranoia would set in.
>>216452815>Skinny jeans in 2025oh my daaaaaays rorke
>>216453101Neurotic
>>216453063>nothing good rhymes with NokiaNo it doesn't
>>216453093it has got five buttons so not as many as yours but still lots>>216453057*clicks on your post*
Shaved my bumhole yesterday lush
>>216452856supposed to be completing in December
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bw_4Uxn3Sk
>>216453128Stop it
yeah? my mouse has 18 buttons. not even joking.
>>216452959please do not dox mekind regards
>>216453128Are you counting the middle button aka the scroll wheel button?
>>216453047Maybe if you put the time and effort into your social life as you do computer peripherals you'd maybe be clicking a woman's clit instead
Thought I'd try and be healthy so made an apple ginger spinach and carrot juice but it's shit because all the pulp is it. Assume a proper juicer removes them. Thick as mince me
>>216453150That's a keyboard mate
>>216453150is it one of those WoW virgin mice with a whole numpad on the side
>>216453101that's just your own insecurities lad
>>216453150
>>216453176yep
>>216453101Makes me sad knowing there are people like this
>>216453167We can't enjoy anything in here can we? "Oh you healed a child's cancer today? Maybe you should heal your virginity you loser."
>Fears dog which killed nine-month-old baby was spooked by fireworks - as police probe if it was banned breedhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15252753/Police-investigate-dog-killed-baby-banned-breed-fireworks.html
>>216453152no there's another one too>>216453167>time and effortit took about 15 minutes i bought it off amazon
>clicking a woman's clit insteadVery interesting how many of you reveal yourselves to be virgins through your posts.
>>216453214You've been done
>>216452692
accidentally left my XL bully and baby home alone with a 12 hour firework compilation on full blast whoopsie hehe
>alexa, order me a computer mouse off amazon as i am currently too busy having sex to spend more time on this purchase
saw a bird with a nice round arse jogging earlier
>>216453221mad that we have banned dog breeds but just tacitly assume the same reasoning can't apply to a certain other species
What computer peripherals would make you better at sex?
>>216453259easily done
utterly bizarre this, just look at the letter she wrote>Polish stalker who claimed to be missing Maddie was 'cruel and unforgiving' in her torment of the McCannshttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15252629/Polish-stalker-claimed-missing-Maddie-cruel-unforgiving-torment-McCanns.htmlDear Mum (Kate),I'm so sorry for causing you so much distress, but when I sawyou yesterday, my emotions were so strong. I felt a closeconnection to you. I don't like to see you being upset.All I want is to find out the truth I have memories and l havegathered a lot of evidences supporting my case. I think thatinside your heart you believe and know who I am and I am yourdaughter. I don't understand why you don't want to do a DNAtest with me.I think you are scared, but whatever makes you scared, justremember that you are stronger than that. Yesterday, I heard alot of care and love in your voice. I believe and I hope that youwill find a way to contact me.Lots of love,Madeleine X
>>216453130had mine shaved a couple of months ago and the difference in wiping after a shite is insane. mostly grown back now. was just embarrassed about how extremely hairy my arse and balls are before getting a prostate check so won't shave it again for another few years, do love how much quicker and cleaner it is to wipe though.
why are British men so violent?
>>216453323Doesn't it get horribly itchy when it started growing back?
>>216453314have you heard the theory they sold maddie off into sex slavery
>>216453284What, men? *audience goes wild*
hate this country and all the people in it
>>216453350no, not my balls either as I was warned
>>216453323Yeah mate bet the doctor found it a lot less strange that you look like bigfoot except for a big bald area around your ringpiece and a child's ballbagUtter freak. If I was the doctor I would have told you it was definitely cancer then had you sectioned
>>216453381Lucky
>>216453300Sensor for your exercise bike that clips onto the pedal crank and lets your vr headset know you're pedaling and how fast. So exercising is more enjoyable and you'll do it more, and get fitter and thus better at sex.I got this set up and haven't had sex since then but when I do? Look out.
>>216453363leftypol proper guffawing at this
>>216453363she has a point we really shouldnt be letting in any foreign men
>>216453400Thank you sensei I guess I will need an exercise bike too
Our local resident schizo started spamming scat and gay porn first and now has moved on to cp. He's been doing this a lot lately. I don't get why the janny doesn't just outright ban him when he's spamming other shit too, he should never be allowed to post on this site.
>>216453456From my understand the janitors are in on it
previously on /brit/
What does it take to legally change your gender, I'd love it if my passport said I was a woman, what your passport says is what you truly are after all
>>216453431No, not sensei. SENSOR. It's like an electronic measuring device.
>>216453471katy weakness
Rorke putting on fresh bedding(i just put on fresh bedding)
>>216453467I mean he literally spams pictures of a disabled Swedish guy but he never gets banned for that.
>>216453479Oh thank you okay I'll look into it
>>216453503corr youll sleep well tonight x
>>2164534564chan can't fight vpn
>>216452814Don't understand why it's the job of the British state to aid people who have blatantly committed crimes abroad
>>216453467>>216453509Oh I misread, nvm then
>>216453363janet was the only sound one on loose women, saira khan and penny lancaster were fit though
>>216453503Phwoar
>>216453541Yeah sorry man
>>216453537ever watched banged up abroad with ross kemp?
currently refreshing Sverigetråden every 5 seconds
would u vote for him??
dang brit is slow these days
>>216453632vote for him to be sent back aye
>>216453542Mum used to have Loose Women on series linkBrain must be mush
>>216453632this liverpools new striker?
wanking to newjeans
>>216453632lmao he's got a Thinkpad screaming
Mad how a bloke can come to this country illegally, get arrested, get let out early by mistake and told to fuck off, then get given money to be deportedYou couldn't write it. His punishment for raping someone after being here illegally is a tour of the capital, £1.5k in his pocket and a free flight home
>>216453632put him in a bunny suit
>>216453660umm
>>216453632>How'd you know I'm somalian?
the younger the better
lmao the train stabber stabbed someone else earlier yet nothing was donekinda funny
so, any train stabber pictures?
>>216453675letting him go was intentional. they were unironically just releasing him back into the public and the only reason he got deported at all is because the public caught wind and raised a stink. that's why he got paid. it was compensation for the plan not going as planned.
>>216453719broken britain
>>216453641Genuinely the moderation on this site that caused it.
>>216453719corr got any more OLDs mate, what about that alky woman who jumped into a spring???
Jay slater reported missing
shagging my own arse
>>216453704I know exactly what you mean mate, fresh bread is just incredible isn't it.
>Migrant Commits Crime in London - Used Translation App to Assault a Woman
if it was me yeah i'd look at the data to see what kind of people are committing violent crimes and then I'd get rid of them
Incels genuinely think if a news story from months ago isn't still in the news cycle it's because it's been 'memoryholed' and it's 'Orwellian' (they have fuck all to do all day yet can not find time to actually read Nineteen Eighty-Four)
>>216453792
>>216453795bunch of men
>>216453781alri bam margera
>>216453675Anarch-tyranny innit. You'll notice the police and justice system show no mercy when dealing with innocent people they don't like.Best course of action for native Brits now is to keep your head down until you can escape this country. Which is what Starmer himself suggests by the way.
>>216453792don't be a dingo bin that duolingo
>>216453817>Anarch-tyrannyLearn the actual term pal, hardly like you do anything other than spam 4chan all day witl dull essays so find 4 seconds to use Google.
>>216453817Let's see images(1) through images(13)
>>216453752A system is what it does. It's not broken, it's doing what it's designed to do.
>>216453817>Anarch-tyrannyAnarcho-tyranny I mean
>>216453840oooo done him I'd say
>>216453675Time to bring back hangings honestlyI really don't understand why they're keep allowing this to happen, it is coming to a head
latest 'tok vid edited, exported, and ready for upload
[news story]it's anvrch-tyrvnny......
Will that lad be going to the Costa in Next tomorrow?
>>216453817The transport secretary was on tv this morning saying they need to increase police presence in train stations. You know, to account for this "one-off mental health episode".
Digital IDs would have prevented it
raped britain
>>216453840>>216453853Yeah it was a typo so you can get off your high horse.
do those sand rats get ptsd from bonfire night?
Did somebody say horse?
digital knives
>>216453863Genuinely terrified of having a disabled kid
just want today to be over and tomorrow to begin
>Anarch. Tyranny. Rorke can't even get his new buzzterm right 2 years ago he was rattling on about the 'Overton window' and he had no problem with that one
>>216453842Okay
arachnid tyranny
>>216453921get to bed then
How do we deal with knife crime in this country then lads?
screaming aren't I
>>216453918yeah i wouldnt worry about having kids if i were you mate LOL
>>216453949been reliably told we can't do anything about it due to anarch tyranny
Must mean you secretly want to be mistreated by spiders
>>216453965no you're not
>>216453872gay porn dance is it?
muslamic ray guns
>>216453981yeah you're right like
>>216453949have all schoolchildren study the blade
>>216453945dont fancy tossing and turning until i can finally sleep in hours away
/brit/ going positively bonkers at a typo where one character was accidentally missed
>>216453991...yh
hate how rude young women arejust because I'm an ugly incel isn't it
>>216452814Caucasus correspondent in North East and CumbriaGeorgia
ITS TOO DARK FOR PRE-6PMF-CK PETER HITCHMO
Rorke presenting his arguments fairly and calmlyLeftypol acreeching autistically about a typo
>>216453949do whatever we can to skirt around the root cause of it
overthinking gf about to drop an anvil on yo gotdamn head
it's anarch tranny dude ignore my typos
listening to g-funk in my dank incel oubliette
you fucking try to get your steps inshould have stayed in the houseshould stay in the house every dayfucks sake
>>216454050>the root cause of itYou mean dark skinned people?
>every mass stabbing event has been a foreignerkinda epichow could this happen!
anarcho-trannyny
>>216453842
Remember him? Tranny now
lad in toil was saying he put up his christmas tree at the weekend
>>216454079What does g-funk mean to you?
AI is ruining peoples lives and people claim its actually a good invention, huh
>>216454085yepdespite it being blatantly obvious we're not allowed to say it for some reason
>>216454103*anch tryanny typos soz
>>216454083>try and get my steps in>get stabbednow its darker so i cant tell the skin tone of the person walking towards me so i know to cross the street or notthis winter is going to be so fucking grim
it pie night
Power just tripped in the flat and the Nigerian cleaner thought it was due to "touching the wire in the bathroom"That's a piece of string and the lightweight you spasticShould have chinned him on the spot
>>216453842Another. Janeane Garofalo innt
>>216454058sounds like the goings on within an anarch tyranny society
>>216454138thanks but you can stop now as these images are boring
why are brits stabbing their own countrymen?
watching a clip from good morning britain and the fella on there is talking about the knife attack and he's going "it feels more nottingham or southport rather than manchester or london bridge" lmao the country's so fucking down the gutter with the biomass that stabbings are being categorised by comparing them to other incidents where natives were stabbed by immigrants fucking hell
>>216454127anchar tyrnay
>>216454135Meanwhile in real life you said nothing at all and cowered away. He'd knock you spark out.
alan snackbar!
>>216454138gfberg genuinely looks like her
>>216454090Uhhh don't you remember Paul Doyle??>>216454103Not surprising, gave off big tranny energy tbf
>>216454135You are a cowardly cunt
>>216453949Get that telly show Adolescence playing 24/7 on every screen in Britain.
OI RORKEOI RORKEOI RORKEWHAT YOU DOINGWHAT YOU DOING RORKEDON'T COME NEAR ME
winter's ere
>>216454155Kek no he wouldn't he's practically emaciated What sort of "man" do you think works as a cleaner
leftypol summoning the arch-tranny in satanic ritual in order to haunt rorke
>>216454168*grabs you by the throat*Don't you fucking DARE expose me like that again
>>216453249For me it's Mistress T
>>216453842These are delicious btw.
>>216454192love how much this fella makes leftypol seethe.
>male Nigerian maid Ziedbelg's fantasy
>>216454197Yep try and win the debate on 4chan.org instead of in real life you cowardly cunt. He would cave your fucking incel face in. That's why you told us rather than him. END OF.
its anecharcy rtyannykeeps the SHEEPLE all calm dont it !!!
Fucking pikey bastards are back in town with their shitty amusements on a fucking MONDAY blaring their shitty music so loud its like its playing in the room next door to me and I am at my wits end. I am probably going to kill myself this week.
he protec he attac but most important he anarch
>Nigel Farage suggests young people on minimum wage earn too much
OOF MADONE!
>>216454116well obviously the dr. dre style west coast stuff but also the deep south funk like E.S.G
I use anarch by the way
leftypol completely losing his nut about that typo isnt he? fully schizo'ing out. reckon he needs sectioned.
>>216454227too rich for my blood
>>216454265thats a dude
>>216453842I'll probably get banned for posting this but oh well.>>216454159Jammy bastard. She's very cute.>>216454146I disagree but okay.
>The killer has been identified as British man Anthony Williamsrorkeyyyy boy!!
>>216454263we've been over this leftypol
Sabrina Carpenter but with Sydney Sweeney's chebs
>>216454250Not amusements, fair or whatever, I can't think straight because I can't hear myself think. This is the worst one yet. There's a laughing baby sound effect being played every five minutes. It's actual torture.
nth for the baddiedem
my foot has anarch
>>216454273I was thinking of the Nate dogg track called g funk where he spells it out but nice
>>216454297theyre shit
>>216454308vile harlot
tyranny
>>216454290Ok continue then sorry for being rude
Tyroney
>>216454308Mental how I could pull a burd like this easily if I put the time and effort in
>>216454297sydney sweeney but with sabrinas lust for raw bbc
>>216454293Rorke screaming in his room whilst his mum sobs silently downstairs (dad no longer in the picture)
>Asked why he ran towards danger to confront the attacker, he said: “I think there was no other choice. It just didn’t dawn on me not to.>Asked whether he is a hero, he said: “One woman messaged me on Facebook and said, ‘You probably saved my daughter’s life’.so this is rorke
an arch tea runny
>>216454341I'll see you halfway and just post the good ones.
>>216454311yes my feet have high anarch
>>216454237Told him as well you bizarre projecting little amoeba
>>216454374tear runny
>>216454386No idea what that previous one was but this one gave me a good laugh when I first saw it haha
my little anarchtyrony
sir anarch tyranny
>>216454363Absolutely based tbfNot sure why the photographer's stitched him up like this though - looks like he's doing compoface for being left in A&E for 20 hours or some Christmas appeal
was at TGI Fridays getting lunch and there was this soylennial sat on the table next to me. i could see he ordered some gay shit like vegan salad so i loudly said "steak, make it RARE" when ordering and the soylennial turned around and actually looked scared, he couldn't fathom someone eating real meat like a real man
read the standing orders
>>216454363the attacker making love with her now
Would you run towards an angry black man brandishing a knife in a bid to stop him on a busy train then lads?
>>216454390Stop using 4chan as a social.media platform you incel liar, you said fuck all to him. We all know it. You are the lowest form of life imaginable.
>>216454387you just got yourself dursted
>>216454390LMAOOOOO WHAT A LIE
Whoa can we tone down the anger a bit? Everyone's just having a good time
>>216454429Just cause you're a cowardly little freak leftypol mate doesn't mean we all are
>>216454363Brave bloke. I bet the whole train was full of women screaming hysterically even if they weren't anywhere near it.
>>216454293black kid at my school in london had that surname
>>216454103
>>216454424READ THEM AND UNDERSTAND THEM
anarch kournikova
>>216454423reddit restaurant
>>216454103always hated him, one of the first cringe content makers
Would you run towards an angry black man brandishing a bbc in a bid to bottom for him in a busy sauna then lads?
>>216454359um delete this please
>>216454363football lads are the best of us
>>216454494yes!
>>216454427I drive
>>216454479i ordered a beefy steak you little soylenneal go have a hummus wrap you can't handle that shit
home from toil and now i'm going to relax then cook my tea then eat my tea then go to bed
>>216454494yeah i'd run towards him in anarch
>>216454430oh no what does that mean
>The killer has been identified as British MP David Lammy
>>216454506Are you taking the piss?
anarch londo
>>216454402Last one was the guy at the Charlie Kirk event celebrating at seeing Kirk being killed.
glod
>was at TGI Fridays getting lunchHow was 2005 lad?
someone wanna explain what's going on here
>>216454522insecure runtoid got rattled by some food
>>216454544Grim
>>216454528i've raped ya! SLAM!
>>21645456029virge visiting a prozzie
>>216454537>this lad>fuck you I'm Millwall>Big KnollsyI'm simply stating a fact. Meanwhile all the lads who find football "uncouth" are shouting "NOT ALL MUSLIMS BRUV" from beneath a table in the middle of a muslim terrorist attack.
>>216454424>>216454474Mad how she was in fact in breach of the standing orders and had 0 authority Not before farting out a book mind
>>216454463Reminds me of the guy in the restaurant who ran at a jihadi knife attacker while shouting "FUCK OFF IM MILLWALL"
>>216454560that's two people kissing
>>216454564yeah yeah mate have fun eating vegetables while i enjoy my beef you soylennials are such fucking weak pussies
Told my mum she would've been better off aborting meThink I may have gone too far
>>216454595why is a cute japanese girl kissing an ugly balding yellow teethed bloke?
>>216454363Good lad
I was also thinking about that other football bloke
new>>216453782>>216453782>>216453782
>>216454560why does she have so much jew metal in her face, didn't think japs went for that
>>216454603>my mumpost pic
new>>216454636>>216454636>>216454636
>jew metal
>>216454585Remember when that was that terror attack on London Bridge and all those people were hiding in the restaurant under the tables some bloke went "FUCKING MUSLIMS" and some limp wristed wet wipe went "oh that's not on" lmao
>>216454652do i remember the incident i specifically referenced in my post? yeah mate i do.
>>216454569well that's just not on, is it?
>>216454642i never said you can't get tattoos, i just said that you pick horrible tattoos and they look like shit
