dumb cat edition
Actually roaring that leftypol is so meek and scared of confrontation that even correcting someone is incomprehensible to him
>>216454636chockberg
Just enjoying an early evening coffee lads but quiet here.
>yeah yeah mate have fun eating vegetables while i enjoy my beef you soylennials are such fucking weak pussies
>>216454636he's not dumb just depressed
>>216454680Does your male Nigerian housemaid clean anything else of yours?
>>>/wsg/6018424
neoliberal bull logging in
burritos for teajust your classic onion and garlic and tofu and pinto bean and chilli and cumin and coriander and lime i think
leftypol disgusted at straight white males engaging in cultural oppression while supporting English football clubs and literally getting stabbed by ethnic minorities in order to fuel the hate against refugees
>>216454585who's big knollsey
might have to learn how to use sql to get a job fucks sake
>>216454771sounds awful ngl
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1762117848458689.mp4
nth for the holodem
>>216454691actually screaming at this image why is rorke so cooked bro
>>216454636Il gatto es un ritardo
letting a peng chinese spy steal my engineering work and setting the chinese back 15 years
>>216454819reckon it'll be nicemight make a bit of guac on the side
>>216454779West Ham fan who smacked the fuck out of dutch ultrashttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/5LGIMFJVZbI
i unironically got an interview with Palantir lmao what
>>216454717Does the communal areasDoes a shite job but apparently landlordberg doesn't trust us not to live in squalor
Rorke angry at stabbings and rapesLeftypol angry at skinny jeans and spelling mistakes
>>21645483120 fuckin years ago. thats mental
green
>>216454858Source? Oh yeah you don't have one
>>216454874>lmao whatPresumably you applied for a job there?
>>216454881Never polishes your knob?
>>216454741we need to go back
>>216454831they're all black
>>216454924You're a deeply unwell man leftypol
reckon it would be fun to jump on the ferry to st malo and doss about brittany for a couple of daysonly problem is getting down to portsmouth
>>216454831>feel good inc wasnt a hit until this apple adwhat mong made that caption lmao
>>216454941You ever consider it?I hear lots of black men are on the down low
>>216454874Tell them Peter Thiel is a fag
erm...lads?
I thought Liam Gallagher said we should look back in anger
>>216454816cant you just ask chatgpt to tell you what to do with it?
>>216454636
>>216454976didn't care the last time you posted it either
>>216454976About time
weighing up a military operation against my toilet soonfull sunday roast and 5 pints of porter in the pub after so it will be a messy affair
>>216455046>full sunday roast and 5 pints of porter in the pubCor
>>216454988>dark chocolate FLAVOUR
>>216454971High test innitI don’t mind saying I’m not a high test man. I struggle to muscle on in the gym and to bench much more than 70-80kg. I also struggle with finding random girls attractive for one night stands and need girls to be really pretty to be attracted to them. The high test gym lads will fuck anything. A lot of black girls look like men anyway
>Sunday roast on a Monday night
>>216455101Is that a yes?
>>216454976>tfw still not american
>>216455115He's talking about yesterday's antics leading up to this imminent poo
18 cans of carling for fucking 12 quid you cant say thats not value that is fucking value like ive never seen
>>216455115it's five o clock somewhere, or so they say
>>216455115>not understanding the poo cycle
Why did he tell us about some imaginary retort he had for a black cleaner rather than just saying it lmfaooooooooooo
>>216454831https://youtu.be/Wdep-3ANSgI
>>216455149wouldn't even feed fucking carling to my nan who owes me some inheritance when she departs this mortal coil
Back after a 3 day break
>>216454874I think I found a secret palantir website which covers as a dating website but in actuality all it does is take users psychometric data
>>216455151Who's they
>>216455149Carling is shit though, you can get 18 carlsberg for a tenner at Tesco and it's much nicer.
>>216455183What sort of trouble have you been causing lad?
>>216455182give her some carling please ok
>>216454636That cat had seen enough and had enough of this shit world. He had made his peace and was ready to cease. Then some asshole comes along and fucked everything up.
incel living
>>216455200carlsberg is 3.4% absolute water my piss after drinking 18 cans of carling will be stronger than that
>>216455205skinny carbon cronem yelling loudly in his tribal language x
>>216455149Dude. Go to Aldi. £4 for 28 cans of Carleenge, tastes exact the same. It's bvsed!
maybe leftypol were the good guys after all..
>>216455233alright bear grylls
Does anyone else find it extremely difficult to wipe their arse in some public toilets? I am fat (through no fault of my own) but some of these cubicles are really tiny and narrow that I can't open my legs wide enough to get down there, it's ridiculous
Carly Rae Jepsen has officially debuted her new pregnancy in Instagram posthttps://www.instagram.com/p/DQmpWOfkobE/
>>216455205Unless it's a gormless looking Nigerian taking a call on speaker phone it's not representative
>>216455267Ask /deutsch/ and /fr/, we've done our bit ok They've done FUCK ALL
>>216455275never shat in public in my life
I feel disgusted but want to keep watching.
>>216455200I’ve not bought supermarket lager in ages. I used to drink these but they changed the packaging. Are they still good?
>>216455149you couldn't pay me £12 to drink that shite
I NEVER shit in public toilets
>>216455275>through no fault of my owni love how the bait of this post is in brackets
>>216455205I'm sure the biomass will abide by it
Genuinely lads, if you're British and you use the word dude you should honestly just off yourself.
>>216455288what does supermarket lager mean? just like lager you can buy in the supermarket?
It's the US election tomorrow, you lads excited???
>>216455279A baby at her age? It'll have Downs
>>216455275I'm not fat but I always take the disabled stall so I can have lots of room but I have trouble because my ass is so hairy
>walking home from work through town centre>group of boys in black hoodies and facemasks running towards me with pool floats>one of them smacks me over the head with a float and they all run past laughingWhat are you even meant to do? It's not as if they actually hurt me. I could have clotheslined one of them, sure, but they're likely 14-16 and I'll be the one getting done for assault, not them. Embarrassing as fuck at any rate.
>>216455283>They've done FUCK ALLwe did electro
>>216455309don't have a cow man
>>216455279>Born November 21, 1985 (age 39)oh no
>>216455279hope shes been black bred and fires out a mixed race kid ngl
>>216455275I haven’t pood in public toilet in at least a decade
erm...what? Sorry? You lads would rather walk around bursting for a shite, risking it all than go use an actual toilet in public?
>>216455323>>216455339lmfaoooo
>>216455309Dude, just lay back and let American culture take over dude, chill bro
>>216455323mum was in her late 30s when she had me and i turned out fine
if it's hip, it's here
>>216455205Usual suspects at it again!
>>216455342Why?
Dude. Leave my heckin' incel Krautmarche alone ok?
>>216455351We're not fat so we only shit once in the morning and get on with our day.
>>216455333i'd have crushed them
>>216455342screaning
Last time I had to poo in public, I used the toilets in tesco and some teenagers came in and started rattling my stall and shouting "someones taking a shit"
Bro I'm an incel! I sometimes feel down in the dumps, like when my girlfriend is out with her friends and I just have no one to hang out and hug with, bro
>>216455233The only difference between carling and piss is the price>>216455288Dunno I haven't drank Kronenberg in years because it tastes perfumey to me
>mum was in her late 30s when she had me and i turned out fine
now if you thought £12 for 18 cans of carling was mint look at this shit. £1.50 for 4 cans of fucking ASHFIELDyou boys dont even know youre living
I still have the halloween glowing greentext on and I'm not minded to take it off
>>216455275only 'public' toilet i can poo in is the disabled one on the unused floor in toil which is practically privateterrified of making a poo grunt someone could hear and don't like general cleanliness in most public toilets
>>216454976Nothing burger
>>216455315Yeah. Tell a lie, I meant cans. I buy the occasional bottle or 3 of cobra or tiger to go with a curry or occasionally an asahai to go with spicy oriental food. Otherwise it’s wine out if I’m at the pub it’s a bitter or porter/stout
momberg is refusing to give me a ride downtown to the mall for my date with Stacey unless I mow the lawn.
Daddy Cool
dangerously close to becoming an alchie loser that goes to the pub every night
>>216455396praise jah
Twink from work once gave me head in a public toilet
>>216455182
>>216455451Hurry up and go down there, leave your phone at mummy's house too. We don't need your dull blogs tonight.
>>216455359>/brit/ poster>fineKEKW
>>216455431are you my 51 year old dad
If I had a blindfold on I couldn't tell the difference between a police, ambulance and fire engine siren
alcohol makes your brain go flat no good ideasjust silence and grogginess
how do office mongs tolerate getting home and just continuing to sit at a desk for another 6 hoursThis is fucking up my back so bad
>>216455506tunes sound better and i can actually think of something to say when i'm around girls
i'm one of those man who does that thing
>terrified of making a poo grunt someone could hearlol used to work with a leftypol like this who was terrified of taking a shite if other people were using cubicles next to him. He'd only let loose if the hand dryer had turned on. Once I pretended to leave by opening and closing the door after I had finished and thinking he was alone just let rip. I started clapping and all you could hear was panicked noises coming from his stall lol
>>216455491Son?
>>216455451our own pintman
>>216455510i'm sat on my settee personally
>>216455510in my office of 6 people, all except 1 go either for a long walk or gym at lunch, and most of them also do things that don't involve a computer in the evening
>>216455500nigga can see wavelengths
You know what it is? Anaqearh traryrny.
>>216455526>Aged 27
>>216455439God she's ruining your life mine only gave me $500 allowance this week and said I only get the car on the weekends now
>>216455425For me it's Biere d'Or. It's on Tesco's secret menu.
>>216455552An hour later he was ejaculating inside of her! Unprotected sex
>>216455510I walk to and from work, two and a half miles each way - this helps mitigate much of it. Then I eat lunch outside, and wander around town for about thirty minutes. Once I get home I do some light lifts, then settle down. Still suffering.
Mental how Clapham is the whitest part of London. Went there today to get the old laptop repaired and the only darkies I noticed were retail toilers
>>2164554252%, oh my days, why even bother? Just drink water
>>216455506Need to work on your haikus mate that's 8 syllables in the first line
Alcohol brainwashing ads worked on me because I just do not see appeal drinking alone at home I read they used to have adverts on TV of men drinking alone at home but those all got banned
>>216455579>I walk to and from work, two and a half miles each way [because I'm too afraid to drive]lmfao what a blogposting coward
>>216455579>I walk to and from workmight start doing this actually
>>216455351I simply shit myself rather than use a public latrine
>>216455609samebut take a certain route and change my finish time to 3.30pm
will you be watching sunderland vs everton tongiht?
>>216455577Yes, she has onlyfans where she posts that
>>216455600catching a buzz and spamming brit used to be someting i'd do on the regular
>>216455626will you be minding your own fucking business anytime soon mate?
>>216455579get an ebike
>>216455626Yep. I will
>>216455632Used to be fun but now it's just sad :(
>>21645563234 years old and this is my only hobby
thoughts on ancient grains?
>>216455642lmao
>>216455632that's a madness>>216455671that's a madness
the lads
>>216455629>>216455552
>>216455590its to get rid of the shakes in the morning duh
I know you lot hated him (you called him a dickhead, a Scotch wanker, a complete and utter waste of fucking space and oxygen) but I miss Mousey
what is he thinking about
>>216455600I feel targeted
once recall getting shitarsed and having a furious shitflinging fight with mousenonce at like 2am, felt well bad about it the next day like
open up your eyes
>>216455605>[because I'm too afraid to drive]I used to drive it, and I love driving mate. I do it because it's exercise that fits into a pre-existing routine. Would drive you off the road with ease.>blogpostingYou're mentally ill>>216455609Do it, no regrets. I only lose 40 minutes of the day that I'd gain by driving, but what else are you gonna do? Post on brit?>>216455644Sort of defeats the point of mitigating the effect desk work has on your body, no?
>>216455734GREYSLAYER EXTREME
Swedish Halloween
>>216455739like? like what?
>>216455704do you think they'd like it if i gently slapped their torsos?
>>216455757girl on the left is 15 btw
CLEAN IT UP JANNY
/brit/ is well jeggy tonight
>>216455739He asks for it half the time
>>216455734well to be fair to him he is trying to tell us but there's no sound and i can't lipread squirrels
>>216455784
bus 25 arriving
The NoFap flatline is fucking hell.
bunch of slack jawed faggots in here cant handle a good can of carling from burton on trent need to drink fancy eurolagers and cotes du rhone probably with a big slab of cheese instead of crisps
>cheese Yummy
>>216455828dvde keep going 5 more years and you'll get a gf!!!
beer and cheese goes tho
>>216455831worst is that spanish shite madri"el alma de madrid" whatever that meansforrun muck
>>216455828why is it? isn't it just normal life without having to have a wank?
Sunderland XI: Roefs; Hume, Mukiele, Ballard, Reinildo, Geertruida; Xhaka, Sadiki; Traoré, Isidor, Le Fée.Everton XI: Pickford; O’Brien, Keane, Tarkowski, Mykolenko; Garner, Gueye; N’Diaye, Dewsbury-Hall, Grealish; Barry.
>>216455886mad how hard the bint on the left is carrying this picturethe eye is just drawn to her
i wanna see emiru get fucked by dredd or troy francisco
>>216455913They're children
>>216455909will watch but only for the senegalese maradona
>>216455886Me getting into frame for the pic and banging my head on one of those projector screen things on the ceiling (I'm 5'11)
>>216455943one pringles sour cream please
>>216455943fuck off with those prices
>>216455909who do you reckon has the biggest knob
>>216455925i'm pretty sure there are multiple teachers or staff in the photo and she's one of themshe's clearly older than the students
>>216455943pricing timmy out of his favourite snacks
>>216455943are there really people out there who actually pay these prices?
>>216455972Tell it to the judge
Australia
mental to think carly rae jepsen just desperately wanted to be bred. could've ended her career before the loneliest time if she'd ever met me properly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBtIB9mVzEILiefere Greta
>>216455975yes and delivery fees, tips for the driver otherwise he'll spit on your food
>>216455943A FUCKING FIVER
>>216456004...fuck of............
>>2164557535 miles in 40 minutes? You running?I do 2.5 miles in 40 minutes but carrying a bag and an umbrella and listening to podcasts
>>216455909I'd bet on Everton just for Pickford and Grealish.
>>216455886this lad has definitely shagged all the girls. and the teacher probably.
>>216455552>>216455629Who is this semen demon?
>>216455886SEXOOOO
>>216455975ironically people on bennies living in council flats
Russian is like Scotch you just says English with a daft accent then types what you hear
Tuxwichse Tuxwichse Schwedentrunk!
>hmm yes i shall try purchasing an item on Vinted so an illiterate Indian can pretend to deliver it although not deliver at all and I have to waste my fucking evening with another fucking Indian to sort it outt. Retard (me)
>>2164560192.5 miles each way, so no, but I plan on running it eventually. I finish it in the same time as you. When I drive it takes me 20 minutes, when I walk it takes 40. So I only lose 40 mins total (there and back)
>>216456019I think he meant hed gain 40 minutes if he were to drive not that it takes 40 minutes to walk 5 mile S
>>216456053It's not the same chick, retard
why is there so many indians anyway? is it the arranged marriage thing?
>>216455993Millie has a passing resemblance to my Australian oneities, and every time this webm is posted I want to fucking kill myself.
why is this swedish cunt spamming thirst trap tiktoks herefuck off
>>216456107they sprout forth from clay deposits
>>216456114blogstralian oneities
>>216456107that + rape
>>216456114>>216456120How does this make you feel?
LEEDS
>>216456140This is my blog, and you'll read every fucking post you slut>>216456164>AsianNothing at all. I could have this in thirty minutes.
>>216456060I’m that and I’ve never paid those prices
>>216456166
>>216456103Yes but who is she?
>>216456166Haha lol cos it makes you think Leeds England
>>216456189you've never bought £25 worth of overpriced shite just to hit the threshhold for the grocery discounts the apps love to shit out?
>>216456164Happy for them. Hope it goes well and they pick their travel destinations carefully to avoid horrific violent situations happening to them.
>>216455875All I want is to be able to get hard with an escort and have sex.>>216455905I'm also abstaining from porn.If this doesn't work I don't know what I'll do.
>>216456213did you just admit to posting "porn webms" of 15 year olds mate?
Just had a quiet word with catberg about his behaviour last night
remember when someone was impersonating the belgian and he got really upset
>>216456158Why do western girls romanticise Bollywood?
>>216455279I thought she was barren
>>216456103pooing pose
Just booked a flight/chalet in Kosovo. Going to do some hiking in the Accursed Mountains. Time to live a little.
>>216456245No such thing if you are a rich celebrity
>>216456240Howled at the sponsors posts
>>216456241
>>216456184>>216456231What about this?
>>216456245almost completely, but apparently she can produce something of worth exactly once(the subtext is that she's a one-hit wonder musically)
>>216456263*notices you didnt just say "no" like a normal person would*
>>216456281cronem left 15 minutes before x
>>216456281>What about this?Yeah. This one hurts.
Me ComeinPeace !!
always blacks isn't it
>>216456293she's not a one hit wonder though is she
>>216456190LEEDS LASSES
>>216456318Are you real!!!!!!!
>>216456306i see i see, how about something like this then?
>>216456314so what does it really mean
>>216456324Lol
>>216456330*notices you still didnt just say "no" like a normal person would*
>>216456345She’s been desensitised by her hitachi
>>216456281Social media posts do not reflect reality. Those people almost certainly behave completely differently when the cameras are off. Being bombarded with images and videos of perfect lives that don't exist has created a global mental health crisis.
4cham
>>216456314>>216456345>self-partnered More like self-penetrated, am I right?
how the fuck did run away with me not even chart in the US?
>>216456344Scary. I would run away
Well, is he?
>>216456411hate that you, a gay, enjoy the same songs as me.
>carlybender slowly realizing only lonely gay men listen to that busted hag's music lmao
>>216456442liking the colour mauve is not gay
>>216456445*notices you still didnt just say "no" like a normal person would*
LMAO so true...>>216455700
Fireworks scaring kittenberg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HM8Ex0H43Sc
>>216456261have you looked up the age of consent there lad?
>>216456457*lavender
>>216456411who gives a flying fuck
>>216452692>>216452692>>216452692
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1762119082372389.mp4
>>216456506No, I just want to hike not have sex
Who let the raped in?
Wir haben Lebnkuchen, Osterhasen und Halloween zeugs
>>216456547Holy peng
>>216456547grim
premium bukkake
Police swarm London Bridge station as passengers 'evacuated from platforms'
>>216456641so it happened again
looks like london bridge is...falling down
>>216456641someone got misgendered
will wait for bbc verify to confirm
>>216456701>>216456701>>216456701
>>216456641don't look back in anger
