bladee edition
>>216464662If who came back?
poo smells lmao
>>216464680190
>>216464667yeah exactlylooks like someone you see ambling around tesco
>>216464691He never left
my name Jeff
might have a poo in future
>>216464691He never left though
>>216464707no you won'tshut up
Dicks out for harambe
farted so hard I don't dare look at the aftermath
>>216464726https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRMUpNp6mtA
>>216464717stfu you don't know the future
need a rocinante to sally forth ona resilient sturdy maiden with with hipswho shall take up this taskgreat adventure awaits ladiesform an orderly queue please
reminder that when you smell a fart or poo it's literally poo particles going up your nose into your body
The woman who wrote fifty shades of grey has been to my house as mumberg used to babysit her two children I came across a birthday card she sent us last year when I was rummaging through old christmas cards and organizing them all, i wonder what it's like to have a mum who gets famous writing that bookpic related but blurred our names and also the names of their two children as I saw on her wikipedia they're not named there so must not be public info and thus a dox
when you think about it, there's nothing stopping everyone from getting a colostomy bag installed at birth. then there would be no social stigma and we'd actually laugh at people for having a poo with their bum.
>>216464759bizarre lie
>>216464785nearly poked my god damn eye out
Right well you can't post that can you
um
>>216464771well that's me done in a BDSM way
Raping a gay porn
>>216464760alri benatar
why am i so fucking autistic AAAAAHHHHHHHH
>>216464785Corr
>>216464840what did you do
>>216464837reducing suffering is never bad
Need Emma Watson to poo on me.
>>216464866nothing at the momentjust reminiscing
>>216464874what did you do in the past
>>216464906be autistic
mad how this little cartoon frog is literally me
>>216464914isn't that what you're doing now
>>216464941why are you sad fren, at least you're all cozy in that blanket
>>216464942erryeah x
>>216464941do you have one of pepe phoneposting in beddy boes all tucked up
Time to read my Bible :)Goodnight /brit/
>>216464941This is me in a couple hours.
>>216464956don't worry I'm fine now>>216465003I have this one
>>216464660hello Bladee!
got asked "are you fucking high?" earlier, didn't know people still asked that. of course i'm high, i thought everyone is
someone should make a zombie movie but instead of zombies there should be horny futas who rape everything that moves and turn them into futas
kino
>>216464743Lol
>>216465009is it a study bible?
>>216465045this but instead of zombies its brown people and theyre in britainoh nvm thats reality kek
>>216465055me? enjoy the ones where they freak out over robo-wives
>>216465055they do this with videos about films and video games too
Wussup fuckniggas
>>216465055it's almost as if they earn their income by getting men to click on their videos
so weird how continental europeans can like just take loads of ket and mong out to like minimal techno on an unused industrial site in like broad daylightjust dont get itthey dont even look like theyre having that much fun
just dropped a red shoe
>>216465141bizarre lie
>Irish sporting legend jailed after faking cancer using iPhone cable up his nosehao ling
sausage roll in thy belly
i see you lads have played knifey-spooney before
>>216465183Jailed for banter? Really?
STINKY
>>216465218How many pictures of Emma Watson do you have? If it does show the exact number then how much is it in file size?
>>216465308prefer not to say
evil bladee
Imagine a race of Germanic peoples mixed with Japanese people
>>216465370https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkRpvyK-uDs
>>216465385Truly an axis of evil.
so let willy cumand wash awaymy poooeeeyyy buuuum
>>216465390sounds like the fire temple music from ocarina of time
Did Europe flourish because of white DNA or because of Christianity
>>216465443europe never flourished it's a shithole compared to even the poorest african nation
>>216465443white dna obviously, there are plenty of non-white countries that are christian but absolute shitholes
>>216465443the romans weren't christian
a left bun
>>216465443good location mainly
>>216465055get sent to an islandsoon:)
the
>>216465464they were eventually
>>216465055the like the french one, she is cute i wish she was my gf and babbled about bull shit into my ear with her cute accent
right honourable sir prince andrew
>>216465483and then their empire collapsed and we went into the dark ages
>>216465469bugman answer
>>216465488too slow
>>216465492unrelated
>>216465469actually europe was harsher to survival than warmer climates because the winters were more brutal, so people had to adapt to be smart enough develop planning skills in order to survive, that's why white people have super IQs
Half asleep
>>216465492Rome had declined for a long time up until that point tbqh Not a Christian myself but I don't buy that theory
im going to do a big poo on rorkes little head haha
>>216465475don't know what this means>>216465485which one is that?
>>216465518get some shut-eye dashie
>>216465533I'm NOT tired! I've just had 5 beers and I'm playing Overwatch 2 :S
>>216465508yeah that's what's good about the locationthat plus access to the atlantic
>>216465499well what can one do, i got unlucky with their posts
thought today was saturday but it's tuesday and i was supposed to be at work 4 hours ago, was wondering why toilberg kept ringing me
>>216465540never played a second of overwatchI was a league slut back in my youth
Business idea: Overwatch 3
is /brit/ effay?
>>216465560Got to Master on League and quitIt's just too much to keep up withI'm Grandmaster on Overwatch rnNaturally gifted innit
>>216465556toilberg on the ropes
I love cheesebabumI love cheesebabumI love cheesebabumyes I dooooo
>>216465572what champ/role :3
doesn't sous vide put microplastics in your scran?
>>216465583ADC on Draven almost exclusively
>>216465586everything puts microplastics in your scran
>>216465586yeahit's just boil in the bag for snooty cunts
>>216465588ah you're one of those I played janna/bard
addicted to sugar lads :/
>>216465606He's just really strong tbfI liked a Janna on my lane desuBard not so much cause he fucks off to do whatever
Jade Anh is so leng
>>216465631fingered her behind the buses in hull town centre once
i'm going to POO
I feel like the fact that the prime minister of South Korea was given a xiaomi as a gift from Xi was an insult. Like that must have been how parents in the Middle Ages felt when they got given two chickens and some rice for their banging daughter by some noble
>>216465657chat so much shit
I want chicken and riceI woke up too late to order food :(so now I can't eat today can only drink an ensure
the daay rorke lost
>>216465690Your life sounds complex have you ever thought about doing a documentary?
anyone else eating mallow puffs or is it just me
>>216465699ummmmmno
it do be like thatno cap fr fr
SUCK YOU LIKE A PENIS ON THE RECORD, SCRATCH MY ITCH
>>216465700it's like a small version of a moon pieI don't like them that much but I would eat one right now because I haven't eaten in almost 24 hours and I'm kind of hungry
>>216464760A strange and upsetting notion
should probably check if I got any responses to my job applications tomorrowcould also leave it for a bit I'm sure they'll wait for me x
glozzy
Irish people be like>Flanagan O'Malley III from New York City isn't Irish but my boy Mohammed Al-Maktoun of County Cork is
>>216465736no apprenticeship applications accepted for me :')
>>216465736don't bother
>>216464660drainnn gangggg
dirnking fizzy getting glizzy IM BUZZY N BUZY
>>216465631yea?https://www.twitch.tv/jadeyanh/clip/LovelySpoopyGiraffeStrawBeary
>>216465764kill yourselfgo listen to your yeat instrumentals faggot
Rorke took your girl on the rail replacement bus to Pantysgawn last night.
roooooooooooooooorkemy old enemy
I put a glizzy up your girl's fanny mate
>>216465760yeah, it actually scooby dooby do be like that huh
Going to the ren faire this weekend with the wife lads
Shaggy always struck me as a gooner
>>216465779Spanish civil guard
rorke straight up fuckin bad bitches, no cap
playing league because of east ridings one
Business idea, invent cars that run on poo and replace car seats with toilets.
>>216465775Yh, I've seen that clip. Heck she was dancing to nostalgic rap tunes, gyal unironically rates Jayden Smith. Then she did the caramelldansen dance xNow she's doing a lil kareoke in German x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSLj-9a9C_I&list=OLAK5uy_nuUlm1TimVbXVy2vdkvZS-voAdMzzzRVk
>>216465882Nevermind it was one 1/4 song lol
>>216465886okay good post
>>216465882
>>216465855
*prays to jesus*you mad leftypol?
https://youtu.be/7anvFAEmavQ?si=jv5M5uqs_2660OrcHe mentions Yorkshire :3
*does a counter prayer to allah*your move rorke
>>216465947*forcefeeds you a bacon sandwich and makes your seven wives go outside without towels on*next
https://youtu.be/BWP-fXsnvfU?si=qN1inRRuWlwDOzKU:3
next PM will be an american woman, she will save Britain
>*prays to jesus*>you mad leftypol?
>>216465975we actually have an american woman mp, she is a royalist and HATES rorke, leftypol AND rasheed just loves engerland and the king, simple ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSK44xETEW81:00 in is literally ktim is me
odds i go for a walk evens i continue studying
>>216465911FOLC
To remove seemingly impossible to clean coffee stains from stainless steel cup/thermos:1. rinse with dish soap to remove majority of oils2. fill with hot water3. drop in 1 dishwasher tablet4. wait 1 hour them rinse out with brushThis works better than vinegar + baking soda, denture cleaning tabs, and steel wool. You are welcome.
>>216465992I'm seeing Yung Lean this month ^_^
>>216465982black christians are the most based of american/british christians >>216465988you have black american princess doe
only concerts ive been to are paul weller (free ticket because dad was meant to be going with mum but she cheated so we went together) and a christmas concert at the local shopping centre
the wife baked me some cookies lads, want one?
>>216466005have fun I'm sure there'll be a million bpd insane leng psycho girls therecould NOT be me attending that
>>216466000checked but wut, that show is from the 90s>>216466020yeah that's nicefuck off now
>>216466024why does she look so devlish?
>>216466028If I had a ticket going I would unironically offer you it. But yes, there will be thousands of mentally ill fitties there
>>216466044she's french
>>216466048you're kind but no way I'd gocrazy how a decade ago you could see him in fucking sheffield with a crowd of about 20 people https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_6PAasgnaE
>>216466045kys leto
>>216466076Any cord? But yeah it is really fucked. They've all fully gone normie now but at the end of the day they sound great so I don't give a single shit.
>>216466092huh?
>>216466100ANY CORD NAME
>>216466040It's Fuck off little cunt ahaI assume you meant FLCL, I still plan to watch it someday
>>216466040rorke .....
>>216466104Babyfucker3000
>>2164661044chan.org/int/brit/ most hours of the day c:
>>216466112Ok I love you anyway. You're a good guy.Hope you get a job at least so mumberg gets off your back
could easily push a poo out now, but i think i'll save it for the morning. funny how that works, i wouldn't dare to try it with a pee.
>>216466109right I presumed you were calling me a kid or something, didn't get itgranted I did only watch it recently but it is definitely worth it, probably a rewatch soon too
>>216466092Homo got rejected. Billy no mates
>>216466133Ponty
if sir Keir Starmer banned this site, inceldom in England would reduce up to 10%
>>216466133Can't post that now can you?
>>216466152True...
I enjoy the ponies.
didn't know leeds was the third biggest city in the uki'm shocked
if only you knew how much I hate dogs
Temu
>>216466167me 2still never watched a single minute of the show
>>216466202Me neither, I just enjoy seeing them desu, they bring me great joy.
can't see a woman anymore without imagining her taking BBC
>>216466210mental illness
>>216466210the ol' meth binge is it, racism "alien-looking freak" lad?
>>216466223ziedy has mindbroken me
https://youtu.be/Lo24KcrwnTs?si=XKLfFJiv9WZM4zftENGLAND FOR THE ENGLISH
>>216466243considered suicide?
WINDFARTIUM SMELLIOSA
From the ice-age, to the dole-ageThere is but one concernI have just discoveredSome girls are bigger than others
love smoking darbs
LET'S FUCKIN MOVE!https://m.youtube.com/shorts/45nhgEn9yS0
When I was just a boyWe'll call it fifteen or soI found myself annoyedBy a syndrome of sorts in my bonesThat girl who's next to meShe found herself bored to tearsShe realized if she wanted conversationShe's out of luck for three more years
Listening to the Scorpions.
>>216466426Shit band
>>216466456faggot
lots of women seething over this tweet
people keep telling me l have ADHD
deary me
wonder if jews are allowed to drive german cars
>>216466496I can answer this if you'd like me to
i've got nothing to say, sorry everyone
Bet her bum smells of poo.
>>216466496no but they can ride on german trains
>>216466512Do you post on other boards?
decided to do the honourable thing and put off getting started on the cans until at least 5pm, i'm a grown man so it's time to be responsible
>>216466512Doubt it.
Thoughts about half irish girls?
>>216466588what's her other half
>>216466603Guess
>>216466588only if they're half italian
>>216466588hard to look past the awful tits
>>216466516All the time.
>delete all my pictures of catherine>go to sleep >have this dream of her mom and son making me jealous of them fucking and then this weird horrific gory shit about cathy at the endwtf guys you told me this was the right call
>>216466641What you actually need to do is blow your head smoove off.
>>216466666havent had a dream in ages and the moment i get rid of them it happens
>>216466616attractive for a pajeeta
>>216466666What the fuck have you done?
>>216466666'grats on the 'get
>>216466625She's not>>216466626Oh well>>216466669She's half Caribbean and half irish, not indian.
>>216466716fascinatingseems pretty hot
>>216466725
>>216466737what's her @
bum full of poo
cheeky wank and then a wuppa methinks
>>216466760>>216466767She hates jews tho
>>216464686
and?
"This government will not stand by whilst anime girls are violated online and victimised by violent pornography which is allowed to normalise harm.""I know that this content is harmful to many of the people who currently have free access to it. We have the powers to prevent people getting the access to it. And I’ll act as swiftly as I can.”
>>216466811She hates wypipo too
>>216466699checked. tyvm
>>216466813the fact that fat millennial white women are running my country and saying things like this fills me with dread
the only feasible form of government is a straight-white-menocracy
>>216466813mad how the uk government will try anything to prevent sexual violence except the one thing that would actually work (deporting all the migrants)
>>216466888
Higgovale, Cape Town.
>>216466891
Went through airport security once with a ziploc baggie filled with Alpha Brain and L Tyrosine (later learned Alpha Brain has L Tyrosine in it) and got pulled aside and patted down like a dog.
>>216467093did a fat black lady check inside your bum?
wake up lads its toil time
>>216467132unironically have toil in 3.5 hours and haven't fallen asleep yet lmaoinsomnia SHALL be the death of me
giz a sniff
>>216467128No, this guy was some kind of Pakistani probably and he was very gentle. Gentle Pakistani.
thinking about my poor life decisions
mad how pathetic shaggers areglad I'm a virge bull
>>216467202mentally ill that’s what you are
>>216467202nigga got some pussy for the first time at 28 and it broke him permanently
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m8QOAESmq0
>>216467306the consequences of letting third worlders use the internet
>>216467154reckon they shouldn't let pakis work in airport security, they'll just let all their terrorist mates through and before you know it we're having 9/11s every other week
>>216467404wow so amazing video....thank you sir for video....
Is it normal for all of your bones to click loudly everytime you get up
>>216467446me after consuming a mechanical keyboard whole
Mable, aged 12, was last seen in Mount Murray at 11.00pm on Monday, 3 November 2025.
need to get up and go to the shops but i only just woke up and i don't want to get out of bed
When Louis Met Mousey
>>216467487what was she doing at wimbledon in november?
>>216467487a half-crazed Tim Henman probably snatched her up and scurried back to his lair under Centre Court
>>216467544so are you deliberately editing out the information that explains what the colours mean just to be a cunt or...?
>>216467569It’s more fun like this
>>216467569
>>216467627Explains a lot really
>>216467487shes as good as dead
mods chop chop
...
why on EARTH would Connie run away from a YMCA in Connecticut.hmmm...anyone wanna take a stab at it?
what's the story behind the pedo spam on /brit/ and /cum/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IE9RoP-18U&list=RD6IE9RoP-18U&start_radio=1
ban it all
>>216467737david hoffman the nonce who runs the botnet is having a meltdown
>>216467785looks lovelyexactly the kind of house francis dolarhyde would target
Dropping an N-bomb over Baltimore.
>>216467829https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcY7TsXj8rY
Thought we had 2 weeks left lads, its been multiple!
Bit pissed and listening to a live Iron Maiden LP lads.
sick of it
>>216467861very funny, but you won't be laughing on november 18th
Vincent Van GoghFell in a holeWhere did he go?Nobody knows
>>216467905
got celiacs me
And up from the ground came bubbling pooShit that is, brown gold, Texas pee
>>216467661If you don’t know your own country that’s okay you can just say that buddy
>>216467661The language spread of Welsh in the United States according to U. S. Census 2000 and other resources interpreted by research of U. S. ENGLISH Foundation, percentage of home speakers.
>>216468034>>216468034>>216468034
>>216468045>>216468045
