Saturday night edition
dog shit early yank edition
Getting the dildo out to plunder my arse
>>216472565mossad fleshlight sub edish
i'm hairy like right but even thinner than lefti've lost
>>216472597What are those two getting up to then?
blow he head smoove off
>>216472586move out thenif my mum has her TV on loud I don't care as I live a hundred miles away
>Rail worker injured as he protected passengers during mass stabbing on train named as Samir Zitounirorke on the ropes
don`t worry .. Sir BilliisHeretoDefend the thread !!
>>216471108Yeah but Aussies in this thread in the past have claimed they're descended from Brits and therefore basically British. I reject such spurious arguments>>216471130You ever had Lea and Perrins? If not then sit down because you don't know what you're talking about
*stares at you in Chinese*
I reckon I should be beheaded and have my head put on a stick in the middle of the town square for being such an obnoxious little runt.
he's SEETHING about posts in the old from over an hour ago omdssss
>also, read the sticky
I love Worcestershire sauce but don't know how to pronounce it
>>216472565This guy works for Maduro
ktim
>>216472640Clearly he's more useful to this country than Rorke, so therefore I conclude that we should #DeportRorke
>>216472652i NEED an asian gf
>>216472672
>>216472640funny that the train driver Andrew Johnson didn't get mentioned by name in a headline like this
>>216472663imagine getting so upset over old posts like that
>>216472685Anime has indoctrinated you. Wake up.
>Not one person has got into the UK by small boat for 11 days. Zero Channel crossings.rorke in shambles
Rorke posting has been off the charts latelyMental how it's all one guy
>>216472704I made a call and got it sorted x
>>216472618How much does being a non sequitur pay then?
Who's this rorke fella everyone keeps ranting and raving about
>>216472703wake up to what? this shit world?
>>216472672i view people like this the same as i do homeless peopleshit that you're down on your luck but you must be a right antisocial cunt to have absolutely no one willing to lend a hand
>>216472704Thanks to positive action from our Government!
the so called anthony williams stabber
>>216472726Asian women are still women. They're nothing like your pedophilic cartoons.
>>216472721Heaps and loads
>>216472646isnt that the guy who fancies black guys
Dick Cheney dead. RIP legend
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
Those drug boat bombing vids were pretty sick ngl
Ireland wonUK lostit's the simple FACT of the current year
fuck my nigger life
Just knocked two cans of Monster down the gullet. Buzzing
>>216472779grow up
>>216472778go play some CSGO and calm down
>>216472763they should get the drones out and show the aftermath like the Russkies and Ukies
>>216472751at least they're better than wh*te w*men who all hate white men
>>216472750leftypol was so pleased with himself when he had a white-sounding name lol
its actually criminal that the NHS wont fix my balding even though i have a job and pay my taxesthey simply dont want us to have any kind of quality of life
>>216472764Yanks are deporting the irish en masse, the irish are losing
Not a good start to the thread
>>216472792The aftermath is literally just the oceanAre you dumb
>>216472818loool slaphead
>>216472839right thats a hate crime that is
>>216472818all balding medication is available via online prescription why would you go through the nhs for this
>>216472849current medication isnt that good plus i need (and deserve) a transplant
>>216472763Don't remember any boat being bombed in the English channel
baldy baldy pudding and pie, lost his hair and made him cry
>US kills 14 in strikes on four alleged drug boats in Pacific
I'm tastefully balding
>>216472798You have been indoctrinated, wake up.
>>216472862if your hair wants to go, let it. My ex was the same, in the end I said right, if you want to go, go, haven't heard form her in years.
>>216472834there have been survivorsI wanna see them squirm
And it's coming up lush
>>216472872um
>>216472868ok terrorist>>216472890i dont consent to my hair leaving
so fucking pissed off at my retard chungus life today
>>216472880no thanks. white women are too evil
>>216472867Not yet mate. Not yet.
dis nibba trump shooting vuvuzelan boats just in case they carrying drugs lmao
>>216472910But what if it does?
>>216472912What's wrong?
>>216472912>checks flagyup, i'd be pissed off too
>>216472933him? done.
think we all need to calm down a bit
It's my destiny to be dictator of the UK
bit sus that he refused to hand over his phone password despite the police having a warrant to search his phone.What was he hiding on there……
Sir T Cock
>>216472980The mossad group chat where they are planning every terrorist attack.
>>216472980his bradley walsh folder
I give money to the homeless but only if they're white Britons.
white women be like
Neva did no alms
stretching my hip flexors
that's so raven
>>216472703anime is right wing
>>216472980Choking porn
>>216473028doubt the gypsy ones are even homeless, they get picked up in a van at the end of the day
>>216473032she 'fixed' everything that wasn't an issue and then left the manish jaw alone don't understand women
ban everything males enjoy
>>216473083
guy at corner shop must think im a right fucking elephant seal
*yawns* good morning /brit/
why don't fat people just do intermittent fasting lol
>>216472876cute
mad how much I'd mog you all irl
what's her plan then
>>216472640>>216472704>immigrant acting a hero>Starmer stopping the boats Gonna have to put rorke on suicide watch at this point
>>216473084not sure what to do here as i hate AI but also hate censorship. i'm in a real pickle.
>>216472652need the asian girl posting to stop, pronto
>>216473084Need to keep those birth rates up if you don't want any more small boats
>>216473084>teen boysmeanwhilehttps://www.reddit.com/r/MyBoyfriendIsAI/top/?t=all
reckon the black emoji man is a bit racist since it’s just the white one with darker skin
>>216472644going feral for this belly right now
Bro has an AI girlfriend :skull:
The Welsh “nationalist” party now has an ENGLISH woman saying anyone can be Welsh.It’s so fucking over
>>216473122the mogging:
>>216473041it dare
>>216473146Can she even speak Welsh?
>>216473168She can yeah but that’s besides the point
moon is here
>>216473146rydyn ni i gyd o rywle x
>>216473135howling
welsh people be calling the "heddlu" lmao
Might see if I can get a jap gf who's in her 30s and worried about how she's perceived socially by her peers for being single and childless at her age so she's so desperate she'll get with a disgusting slug gaijin like me
>>216472760Damn. I still want to see that movie with Christian Bale
>>216473187the tarot reader explaining to me why i've been having unexplained instinctual doubts
>>216473190Peasant speech
>>216473182It's better than nothing
>>216473153impressive
>>216473197oh nonononononnono
>>216472760he was a little bitch
>>216473214if she's worried about how she's perceived she's not going to be with a gaijin
>>216473207
>>216473249the fact that he was hated by both sides makes me respect him even more desu
>>216473219hahaha funny
>>216473256accurate representation of what’s going on in headberg
>>216473252only smelly incels will care and no woman cares for their opinions
all the runts posting shit anime girls. here let me show you what a quality waifu is
We at /brit/ say RIP to Dick Cheney.
toiling might be for you but it's not for me de lads. taxes going up 4x it lush
>>216473252it's actually becoming more socially acceptable for japs to be with non-japs, even the fogies are more accepting of whitey>>216473295would 6-0 this gimp and send her straight back to Littleroot crying like a baby
>>216473229Well no if this is the nonsense she is going to say I would rather nothing
meal deal at coop is £4.10 what the fuck is going on
>>216473295Mate....
>>216473299A great American RIP
>>216473321This is what life was like before immigrants. Grim
>>216473356this is you then is it
listening to Olivia Rodrigo again ladsmy 8 year old niece put me onto her, she's got some bangers
Last time Britain had a regime change was when William of Orange invaded
>>216473314i'll sick my Swampert on ya if you dared touch her>>216473332mate... that was 20 years ago, she a hag now
need the liver sosage
That was fucking weird
can’t believe the train stabbing has been memory holed already wow
>>216473373 Harold of Vodafone was seething
roasted pheasant for supper
Do you say bag of crisps or pack(et) of crisps?
>>216473405What train stabbing?
Should I use mods to get unlimited money on ets2 or not i don’t know
>>216473408Exhaled sharply at this witty interjection
Rorke should get an education The guy should learn to fucking read
not true actually
>>216473428pack
>>216473449mad how unironically true this is
>>216473458r rubes x
get the LUSHnime girls posted
>>216473457Must be so shit being female
Has Rorke responded yet to the news of the train hero being a brown man?
>>216473457done him >>216473449
>>216473482Always find it funny how often anime girls are drawn as if they've noticed they're being watched by some creepy freak
>>216473458well if it isn't mrs fucking big-toes-for-thumbs
VIVE diet lemonade down the 'atch
>>216473490actually women live on ez mode. even an ugly plastic goblin like her
the first 12 times you posted it leftypol
:-)
Gabe's a tard but he only has good thoughts and look at him
>>216473493Rorke's busy writing a racist X post about it
Penis Cheney is dead lads
>>216473458when rubes has her jeans on you know she's with blakeney that's the only time she can drop her larp x
>>216473501please stop implying you have the mental capacity for thought, you're embarrassing yourself
>>216473518Your screenshots are frightening
should get fined for wasting police and court time at least
>>216473527why posting this lad so much you weird nigga
unusually horny today x
>>216473552
*wades into a Facebook comment section about a recent attack*can we all please take a moment to applaud the brave emergency services*strides back out absolutely covered in likes and heart reactions*
>>216473559he is a gay pedophile!!
>>216473542You're going to jail bucco
>>216473527not buying this lad's fake mong act
preach
>>216473570>can we all please take a moment to applaud the brave emergency servicesyt ppl fucking love this shit
>>216473564:|
>>216473573time and place ya fucking dog! i'll smash a 2 by 4 across your faggot skull and the shove the sharp end of a stick up your shitter
>>216473457
>>216473564i'm supposed to imagine my willy compared to her hand aren't i
Uh oh he's posting the 4 year old tweets now watch out
>>216473482This programme was good, as was DynazenonDynazenon was my first encounter with Wakayama Shion and now I watch everything with her in it because her voice gives me a proper stiffystein
>>216473590*swims through a sea of racist speculation, conspiracy theories, and angry emojis*thoughts and prayers are with the families at this terrible time x*crowd-surfs back out, head-to-toe in thumbs-up stickers*
>>216473602Meet me at Chinaman's Knob at 5:30 and you better come alone
a big cobblerorcigar bobble
>>216473612
>WakayamaIs that a girl's name?Lmao
>>216473656if we get you anywhere near a chinaman's knob then there's no chance I'd be cumming alone
>>216473660good one
fell asleep at my desk
>>216473677It's a surname
kill canadians
>>216473692Why's it first then
if where you live doesn't have an IKEA then it's not a cityI'm sure it's a nice town or backwater yeah but it's not a city. It's that simple.
>>216473697just informed the poowong constabulary about this concerning post
>>216473700Invasion of the mongols which brought firearms to Japan
mumberg on the AI slop shorts again
>>216473700me when a baby gets put in a lifeboat ahead of me
Anime nonces thoroughly rattled
never been on a railcar
>>216473713I don't understand but okay those Japanese can be pretty wacky >>216473715Haha
>>216473728*sparks you clean the fuck out*yeah?
>Nigel Farage says minimum wage should be cut for young peoplerorke trashing about blindly
I'm quite fond of this anime girl from the new Pokemon gameGhost type trainers always get nice designs
exterminate cucknadians
>>216473746*gurgles and sticks my hands up in a fencing response*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N7VyMx2nI0
>>216473748He's right. Mongs shouldn't be getting a tenner an hour for putting salt on chips in maccies.
>>216473769the baby when I complain about it being put in a lifeboat ahead of me
Trying to play GregTech and failing miserably
anyone else played the first Worms? I did, on the Amiga 600remember HATING how they gave them increasingly bigger heads from Worms 2 on
>>216473748ah yes the notoriously employed rorke
>>216473761Look at the size of that freak's head lmfao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3wS2tdlZtE
>>216473783stu-pid
>>216473788she was mega peng on neighbours
>>216473761ai come in peacu
>>216473777fairly certain the 15 year old lasses working in chip shops are all paid cash in hand, at a rate entirely uncoupled from the legal minimum wage
>>216473777Should they be sat around doing nothing and collecting benefits instead?
>>216473783Unc on a mad one
>Searching for posts that contain ‘Rorke’ and posts after 2025/11/03. 100 results found.Mental illness
>>216473787matey when he boots up Worms 2 for the first time
>>216473761love this idiot like you wouldn't believewish her kit was more useful
>>216473787
>>216473783>>216473824Fukn lol
>>216473562hopefully you’ve got a gf to have sex with and not just touching yourself again
>>216473818>>Searching for posts that contain ‘Rorke’ and posts after 2025/11/03. 100 results found.that might sound bad now but wait a while and it will sound perfectly reasonable
>>216473818fucking hell spaki really is not well
makes you think, doesn't it?
Preloading Europa Universalis V, it's some kind of strange download thing where I download the game but it's encrypted and then it becomes unencrypted once the game is officially released at 5pm today
that woman on twitter acting smug because the stabber wasn't an immigrant but was born hereyet it just solidifies the case that even "legal" ones are bad lol
>>216473803based. i forgot brits loved neighbours. Felicity was her name on the show
Gordon Ramsay looks great for 58
The NoFap flatline is fucking grim ladsLiterally no sexual desire
>>216473818I've said it before, there are many of us posting 'Rorke' posts mate, it isn't just one single person
I've never worked a menial or customer service job. I got my first job at 24 back in 2015, after after uni (did a BSc and MSc, then a sabbatical) back in 2015, making £28k starting which I felt was decent, a bit more than my uni day allowance anyway. No student loans, got some scholarships and my parents paid for the rest of my education.
sausage sandwichorchainsawed acid gas
thats a golbat
>>216473783my first was worms 2, had the best experience with armageddon thoughstill play it from time to time but could never get good with the ninja rope
>>216473879There's only one Rorke though
odd looking bloke
>>216473879this has been debunked its actually all me including that post as well as this one (+1 to my rorke count)
>>216473875yeah? *starts wanking you off*
there was a moment when the toilfu gave me the finger through the office window with a big smile and it was the prettiest she's ever looked
Reddit is broken, I'm kickign and screamign about this
Is this Rorke in the room with us right now?
get the DragonBall watched
>>216473783>>216473787>>216473824screaming
>>216473824this was a deep cut but I appreciated the reference
>"You don't want to do small talk and listen to me babble about my weekend/hobby/interests/favourite TV show?">"Well then, you deserve to die"Why are normies like this?
>>216473931im right here yeahjust eating me luncheon
>>216473925where's all the bloody images gone then?
>>216473937gay post
>>216473947What's on the menu today?
>>216473962*rapes your mum*
>>216473944yeah convos always go nowhere with normals cos I don't watch reality tv or the latest netflix slop
>>21647381215 year olds don't have jobs anymore specifically because the minimum wage and NI have gone through the roofChip shops won't be paying cash in hand unless it's one of those paki kebab ones
any toilman in
arise, Sir Mouse of the Inner Hebrides
>>216473963sausage sandwich
i like JAV. they look so cute and innocent when they're getting cummed on by a load of fat old men
>>216473981they all pay cash in hand for the exact reason you describe
>>216473923im tired of loving. my goal now is just to find a gf so people in my town and village stop thinking im gay
applying for jobs like mental
>>216473963Smoked nigger paté and a rustlers
Indians getting redeemed.
>>216473944you do deserve to die doebeit
Girl I was talking to on the apps blocked me when I said I was a gardenerWhat's wrong with being a gardener?
>>216473963BBQ Rib Pot Noodle, Smoky BBQ Fridge Raiders and a can of Relentless Original Flavour.
reddit died
day four of no fap and waves of energy shoot throughout my body whenever i glancingly touch my penis
In cafe guys enjoying some leisure time
>>216474024green thumbs innit
>>216474020cow dung hits differently
polishing the ting
>>216473999mad how the jap girls somehow manage to be somehow filthier than the average western pornstar while still seeming cute and innocent
>>216474049shut up slut
>>216474020
just went on holiday (i visited other country generals on /int/)
>>216473988Yummy >>216474016Yummy>>216474030I don't like pot noodle but hope you enjoy
>>216474049the barrista made an onion in the foam because he reckons you smell like onions
>>216474020that nigga is so powerful
>>216474024she thought you meant uphill gardener
>>216474090It's a flower actually and the barrister was very chatty to me
>>216474107shrub rocketeer
>>216474111a barrister is someone who represents someone in court
>>216474115bush dodger
>>216474095And Chevy Chase
>>216474125SENT THAT FREAK FLYING
walkcel (me) loves his mid-toil walks
>>216474069me polishing an anthropomorphised version of my Civic
Having some lunch as well team a halloumi flatbread and that's lush
>>216474024you stink of soil and foliage
They got rid of both dislikes and likes on urban dictionary?What's the fucking point of even having the site anymore then?
right well that's a bloke larping as a woman posting woke scran
>>216474024It's called "The Ick". You gave her "The Ick".Chin up. Onwards and upwards. A lesson learned. You now know to hide that part of your personality from chicks.
>>216474181>>216474181
>>216474024it's seen as an old person hobby
>>216474111Good morning sir
>>216474024thinks you are a performative male and therefore potential date rapist
>>216474148That actually looks so terribleHow much did you pay for that?
toil in an hour. hope i get a good run today. yesterday and Sunday werent great.
