Denis 'The Heat' Ovens edition.
rorke
English roses
>>216476262No but I never had any real notion of my future self at that time. People would ask what I wanted to be when I grew up and I'd say random shit like I wanted to be a dentist or an architect, knowing full well internally that I didn't care about those things at all. I think I was so vain and greedy that I felt the idea of me having to be channeled down one specific career path didn't reflect my grandiose view of myself. To commit to a life being a dentist or an architect or an artist or a doctor or any one thing would be to commit to closing the door on all other possibilities. It was more comfortable to live in a fantasy world, full of the promise that one day I would realise my full potential and be recognised in some way, in some field (while never committing to anything, thus never failing).>n-no you can't just reply sincerely, you don't understand I was mocking you!Ah yes but you see I can and have done so.
haven't seen that image of the checkout fella in awe of the many bananas in a while
>>216477128mental that ar mork pounded her for years
>>216477129you just know she's an absolute ride
i miss toby
shan't be reading that
filling my arse with amber leaf
>Irish sporting legend "DJ Carey" jailed after faking cancer using iPhone cable up his nose
sierraumbrellacharliekiloindianovembergolfalphagolfoscarlimafoxtrotbravoalphalimalima
Overheard some women at work saying they also do not like this new manager, the one I posted about yesterday saying he's a bad managergood to know that other people feel the same. I didn't speak to them about it though because they think I'm weird
>>216477193the parasite won
>>216477233The humble 3 in 1 amber leaf a memory of better times
>>216477251 he's been charged then?
>>216477241what are those pills on her phone?
den gram amber leaf are you mad
>>216477293wheyy
>>216477297it's like permanent bubble wrap, meant to be used as a fidget toy
>>216477293
Just so it’s known, with how severe my neck pain is ALL of you would be in A&E crying but not me just have to firm that shit like a man init
playing arc raiders
So was Stan is the rightful heir or what?
>>216477251managed to scam 350 grand off thick bastards based on that pic. only in ireland>>216477293
>>216477315when are we getting flying trains? why haven't they been invented yet?
Doing NoFap and really not feeling good lads :(
>>216477374grow up
Boss man came through, very very good very very cheap
By Stan I meant Stannis
didn't go to the office today lol
>>216477374how long has it been then?
>>216477356been a while but I think it was the black haired lad who Robert fathered with some whorehe was friends with Arya and Hot Pie
>>216477358mass air transportation, eh?man, that would be quite the thing...
Imagining the missus getting BLACKED and BBC bred as it were
>>216477356yes because robert's kids were illegitimate. it's as simple as that
https://youtu.be/ueNY30Cs8Lk>200 million views in 6 monthsRussians, explain?
>>216477448Hot
>>216477315bet he would miraculously survive too the cockroach
>>216477457russoids love rubbish like that for some reason
now having my second poo of the day
Uh oh rorke
Danaerys' claim trumps Stannis'. He didn't know she existed though to be fair.
>>216477506they're really pushing him in particular for some reason...
>>216477506thank god a bunch of people got stabbed so that this immigrant could save them
wonder how many steam friends you need to constanly see the "X is playing Y" notification
Having a mental health crisis
still pooing right now
>>216477085The thing about food poisoning they don't explain to people is it's not typically bacteria that makes you sick, it's the byproduct of the bacteria having eaten the exposed food that poisons youPeople think they can heat the food enough to kill whatever bacteria is in it, or that their immune system can fight it off, when both are useless once bacteria has produced poisonous chemicals the same way yeast makes alcohol
>>216477580cheer up mate :)
>>216477543Because rorke prays for terrorist attacks against British people to justify his views
>>216477570wouldn't matter how many, matters which ones
>>216477605i'm pretty sure this is common knowledge and explained often actually
>>216477608still darkies yell allah akbar who did it so rorke, as always, was right
Remembering the 3 eyed raven
doing to the spermmarket
>>216477448Are you also touching your johnson?
I hate when you have to poo quietly but you can feel a massive fart making its way to your arsehole
well that's rorke finished
>>216477643get us an iced bun, cheers x
Sir Samir Zitouni
>>216477660Don’t think you’ll be able to resist going through with it if your missus is up for it, imagine how hot it’d be
>>216477655you never have to poo quietly
Sir Train Stabber
>>216477676i iced your mums buns
>>216477660Source? Is she a cuckoldress?
>>216477701I am in a shy pooer
corr would date dua lipai actually attempted a rewatch of the entire game of thrones after it recently got put up on sky tvbut i couldnt finish it. got to like end of season 6 / season 7 and just couldnt be asked coz it got kinda shit by that pointtbf only tv show i have watched which i thought was consistently top from start to finish was breaking bad. never let up
>>216477669pathetic and desperateleftypol has lost the plot
I am the fabled leftyrorke
>>216477748dude
>>216477759alri adolf
I just roke up.
nationalisethe BBC so all white women can get it for free
>>216477740man up
Where's Ziedbelg?
arya stark 18 sex arse
mad how I'm the last englishman on the planet
>>216477669a foreigner defending british citizens from a british citizen oh my days rorke should just fucking do himself in he'll never recover from this
man extremely excited and giddy to learn that a man whose identity was previously unknown has been revealed to be an Arab manhorseshoe theory indeed
Sir David Beckham
>>216477903So glad we no longer have to see him constantly twerking for a knighthood
Sex arse for BBC
>>216477989that cannot be street legal
>>216477984whatss diss from
>>216477989just silly isn't it. waddling around with a big puffed up arse like that
half 3 and already getting dark THIS ISN'T WHY I VOTED FOR BREXIT. IT'S FUCKING GRIM
>>216477989simply built for it
Sir Anthony Williams
dead general
>>216478079GQ
>>216477989honestly not even that attractive
>>216478104alri shagger
oh the grand old duke of yorkhe had 10,000 menhe marched them all to the top of the hill and he marched them down again
>>216477128>>216477174>tfw no snooker playing gfI suffer
>>216478086almost christmas soon too
coming up with funny scenarios to put Rorke into
>>216478150should be making bikes no playing snooker
>>21647742010 days, 17 days without porn
>>216477989How are you even supposed to shag that
>>216478163rorke on a train
>>216478146I was watching this again the other dayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iC7-0vGCvZs
I'm a fat bastard who ate an entire 'big share bag' of wispa bits. Not being very treatwise am I, need my belly jiggled
>>2164782148 incher minimum to get through that
>>216478150Mad how much fitter she looks dressed normally
>>216478239*jiggles your belly*
>>216478163suspended upside-down from a thin piece of string above a pool of lava
>>216478163rorke cold approaching middle aged women at zumba
>>216478214>>216478245That's not how vaginas work
Rorke and Morty
>>216478249Cheers mate, I needed that
>>216478163dancing in a lightbulb
Cats are the greatest pet in the world. Nothing else compares
>>216478288A daring synthesis
rorke in a nursery
>>216478214With a big black cock
>>216478341clearly not a migrantrorke? earth to rorke?
one of them is a hero
>>216478341don't think rorke tends to work in nurseries
Do you lads actually think it's harder to shag a woman with a big arse or is it a silly joke
Mind boggling how Starmer has fucked it so quickly.
Earth to rorke, earth to rorke Rorke do you read me?
Say his name.
>>216478382have no idea truthfully
>>216478389How so
>>216478341>>216478353umm aren't pederasts gay? part of the lgbt class?
>>216478382It's only hard to shag women if you have a small knob.
>>216478322Nah senpai.....dogs. >"Epitaph to a Dog" (also sometimes referred to as "Inscription on the Monument to a Newfoundland Dog") is a poem by the British poet Lord Byron.Near this Spotare deposited the Remains of onewho possessed Beauty without Vanity,Strength without Insolence,Courage without Ferosity,and all the virtues of Man without his Vices.This praise, which would be unmeaning Flatteryif inscribed over human Ashes,is but a just tribute to the Memory ofBoatswain, a Dogwho was born in Newfoundland May 1803and died at Newstead November 18th 1808.When some proud Son of Man returns to Earth,Unknown to Glory but upheld by Birth,The sculptor's art exhausts the pomp of woe,And storied urns record who rests below.When all is done, upon the Tomb is seenNot what he was, but what he should have been.But the poor Dog, in life the firmest friend,The first to welcome, foremost to defend,Whose honest heart is still his Masters own,Who labours, fights, lives, breathes for him alone,Unhonour'd falls, unnotic'd all his worth,Deny'd in heaven the Soul he held on earth.While man, vain insect! hopes to be forgiven,And claims himself a sole exclusive heaven.Oh man! thou feeble tenant of an hour,Debas'd by slavery, or corrupt by power,Who knows thee well, must quit thee with disgust,Degraded mass of animated dust!Thy love is lust, thy friendship all a cheat,Thy tongue hypocrisy, thy heart deceit,By nature vile, ennobled but by name,Each kindred brute might bid thee blush for shame.Ye! who behold perchance this simple urn,Pass on, it honours none you wish to mourn.To mark a friend's remains these stones arise;I never knew but one — and here he lies.
>>216478401stll a darkie though :/
posted it again award
Don't think even leftypol is thick enough to genuinely believe black fellas doing crimes is some kind of own on Rorke
>>216478422Dogs are great, but cats are just better. They're infinitely cuter, have more of a practical usage and their love is earned rather than unconditional.Dogs are little attention seeking cunts
erm...lads?
rorke can you give your mum a phone back shes worried sick
>>216478453>have more of a practical usageno practical whatsoever
>>216478462bet she gives nasty slops
>>216478403Is this really the best picture they could find of him?
>>216478473they kill mice and other pests
>>216478473They kill ratsSuppose you'd want to avoid them for that reason eh
>>216478462Don't pay tax me
doing my straight porn dance
>>216478478they should've taken one in the hospital and be all like "smile, say cheese" aha
>>216478453
Sir whatever the guy's name was
>>216478491>>216478492nowadays they kill birds more than anything elseas for rats, we have dog breeds for that, far more efficient than cats
>>216478518Rorke finding out the train attacker hero's name
>Searching for posts that contain ‘Rorke’ and posts after 2025-11-04. 55 results found.Pure mental illness
>>216478518wasn't worth posting the first time either
>>216478476Civil service must be full of 40+ year old women in senior positions who just love to sexually exploit the younger lads
Imagine having so many fucking rats that you need to get a catOnly time I ever saw actual rats, besides crawling in the subway in NYC and London, was in Paris in broad daylight in the park.
>>216478518what's this all about then?
>>216478518Don't get it
>>216478518What's going on here?
>>216478561why were you crawling in those subways, did you drop your sandwich?
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/poo/country/gb/
>>216478403
>>216478552it's not!
If you object to black people going on knife rampages you're racist
>>216478545Rorke RATTLED
Sabrina Carpenter's anus
Been enjoying the snake eater remake
>wasn't worth posting the first time either>5 (you)s
I guess her husband's heart problem really was complicated
Learning Bach's Minuet in G Major
Would you run towards an angry black man brandishing a knife in a bid to stop him on a busy train then lads?
>>216478681not by bach though is it?
Anyone want to give me £695 so I can buy this?
>>216478696Yeah it is, BWV Anh. 114
>>216478714This Labour government gives you £1500 if you voluntarily deport yourself from the country.
>>216478580>>216478588>>216478592Manager of Mladost Lucani collapsed in the 20th minute. Confirmed dead twenty minutes later so the ref decided to end the match.
>>216478695No I can't stand the smell
>>216478714sent ;)
why do we call the general dedicated to the death of a man who watched other men kick a ball "/brit/", anyway?
>>216478695No I would just run out and hope someone else takes care of it, I'm a big massive coward you see
>>216478755Many such cases
>>216478695christian petzold composed it bach just put it in a book for his wife
>Bach's Minuet in G MajorGuffawing What a pedestrian error
Def def t'da eye dee eff
i thought myself into insanity
>>216478695would have maced the cunt, always carry some with me when i go to a city
x-ray of 700lb person
>>216478835and a knife
>>216478836big keith
>>216478836theyre skinny on the inside rorke
Right well that's me doneI thought Bach wrote it all himself
Mumberg told me she needed a pickup from tesco todaytold her i was busyLOL sorry honey
>>216478625Let it all out anon, this is a safe space. Tell us about how the Whitehall milf's rubbed your crotch and slapped your arse
Was going to vote Reform but just heard about the train fella so now I'll just vote Labour forever
How do we save this generation?
>>216478769But I didn't give you my bank details?
>>216478888get them both together, get them shagging each other
>>216478914me when I'm an angry boss of a chinese zoo and I'm not happy about our projections
>>216478891can take up to 2 hours to come through. please be patient
>>216478888my gf is the exact woman on the right
>>216478888me on the left except i'm the age of the foid
>>216478935a poorly drawn cartoon?
Hate Bach now for what he did, putting his name on other people's work and that. Not on
>>216478888unironically hard work, a proper job and responsibilities would solve most of the zoomer disease
You need a budget
>>216478967he's done you mate. fuck all you can do about it. you got done by a man who died 275 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IE9RoP-18U
>>216478967was unattributed actually people just assumed it was his because it was in a book he made but he was just throwing together a bunch of songs for his kids to play
>>216478967>>216479014Wasn't his fault
>>216478755Damn...Vaccine status?
>>216478888How do you find the girl on the right? I would let her financially ruin me.Also checked & heil
>>216478931Alright cheers then la
based.
Are they really doing some gay tournament to decide Cena's last opponent
>>216479076>starving?
>>216479097old pat on a mad one
>>216479097thanks for the xitter update quentin
>>216479076Her hand literally goes through the plastic bottle at around 3 seconds
Time was invented in a 10th century monastery in France. When monks began to do the exact same thing every day around bells and prayers. Think of it like a school schedule but for monasteries. A monastery in Paris or one in Burgundy had to follow the exact same schedule based around their solar time. This eventually spread out to markers and farmers, and eventually the development of “clock time” by the High Middle Ages. No other civilization went this far to conceptualise “time” beyond sundials.
>>216479131ok
>>216479097Called it
You can just be racist
>>216479097>pat condellremember him from the youtube atheist days
Why is immigration to britain increasing? Thought you guys were tired of it
>>216479131Tic toc
right well now I'm dreading the effect of AI-generated videos on society again
>>216479097how has he not been arrested yet
>>216479161Answered your own question mate
thinking about the time I joined a company as a trainee consultant and spent months "training" (doing nothing WFH) then got bored and quit loool must have cost them thousands rat that I am
>>216479161We are under occupation. We don’t have sovereignty as a people because most of us are cowards or blindly trust the state.
>>216479131Oldest calendar ever is in Scotland from like 10,000 years ago (my ancestors)
All the chickenheads make noise
>>216479202ok
Braising a bit of lamb rn
>>216478888post more ugly reddit cartoons I think it will help your "generation" a lot
>>216479202True. Atlantis was a Gaelic civilisation. High IQers know this.
>>216479161Capitalism demands an army of reserved labor, to always keep your paycheck down, to keep you stuck in your position, because you are always feeling threatened you can easily be replaced.
drinking a lucozade
>>216479225Atlanteans were black
>>216478873i wish
Think seeing an escort has mentally broken me lads.
>>216479266Is that why they drowned
um
>>216479287Yes
>>216479161joys of living in a representative 'democracy'
don't really like jelly on a pork pie
I have opps at /brit/
>>216479304Mr Janny, tear down this post
>>216479272no need to make it our problem is there?
>>216479272Such is the fate of fornicators
>>216479272You're still going on about it? Go shag another one or turn yourself into a monastery already it's getting dire
well that's a penis inside a fannois
>>216479381leftypol HATES this
mental how I will NEVER experience that
Hope all of Beethoven's works were written by him
>>216476029people have already shown their face here and nothing bad occurred
Missed the bloody fannois didn't I
rubbing my bellend like it's a clit
>>216479452posted my face here a couple years ago and got called "a good looking lad" and "boyish"
>yes hahaa yes YES just show your face already! Come on come on, don't be shy, nothing bad will happen I swear!
>>216479447Nope. They were all written by a black woman but a man by the name of Ludwig Van Beethoven stole all of them and claimed them in his name.
>>216479509Saw some yank woman say the same about Shakespeare. Said no chance a man could have ever written women as well as he did so a woman must have have actually written them.
>>216479509Oh that's alright then
sooner post my willy on /brit/ than my face
>>216479569go on then
>>216479569get it posted
I wonder if Lewis still posts here. Lew-dog
That Black womxn's name?Albert Einstein
>>216479586>>216479589These lads are absolutely starving
cock rich
>>216479586>>216479589bit bent lads
Imma post my smegma-covered bellend later
Has an African ever written a symphony?
>>216479569i'm waiting :)
Lol I just noticed FM26 has just released and the subreddit is up in arms about it, whole community is in flames over bugs or some shit
>>216479658Have you?
>>216479658yes mate
cathy's blown prolapse
>>216479669They put women's football in it as well. Of course it's fucking shit lol
gets a bit gay in here sometimes
if hell is eternal, what is the mathematical chance you are not currently in hell?
"The Colored Soldiers Who Died for Democracy" - William Grant Still
>>216479669>I understand reviews are someone's opinion, but my gameplay to date has not been a balanced experience as you stated. Fulham won the league, wolves second and Arsenal, Liverpool and City scrapping it out in the middle with Chelsea relegated. I've parked it until they patch it and address what is the hundreds of bugs and sort the balance out. I hope they do sort it, but not holding out much hope. 70% odd percent review seems extremely generous with the games current state.
Have you ever been doxxed?
>>216479658yep. Next question rorke.
>>216479685
still waiting for a pic of that lad's willy
>>216479741No James, I haven't.
>>216479669Back to CM 01-02 it is
>>216479759no self awareness at all
i found 8 mushrooms
>>216479812nice one mario
>>216479697there's an anon that collects dick pics from here
ITS FUCKING DARK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwIvS4yIThUremember, there is always black person behind masterpieces like this
>>216479850Me when asked to describe the Chelsea squad
>>216479850Me when I look into my bumhole
wouldn't fancy one of them sliding up me arse
cursed willard
>>216479865:/
Pooing
>>216479897Audible kek
>>216479494handosme bugger you, I posted my eye and a couple people want to shag me
something living in those pubes
S
would fancy one of them sliding up me arse
Imagine the smell
dark at 4:40Ridiculous
One litmus test to Chud is his love of the Nazi military. When you start thinking about it, they were quite second-rate: only operating in Eastern Europe; could not achieve air superiority anywhere; could not achieve naval superiority anywhere; slaughtered in Russia; codes broken by spies; reliance on slave labor.The British, and then the Americans a few years later, were achieved air superiority above enemy territory, and and achieved naval superiority in everyone ocean and sea; the supply line was kept fully operational after being stretched thousands of miles over oceans, deserts, mountains, and through jungles, swamps, and uncharted territory. We were inventing new technology this whole time. We also did it with class desu.
>>216479974
>>216468045>>216468045
made the new but I'm not linking it
>>216480039>>216480039>>216480039
We should stay on British Summer Time permanently
>>216478986>>216478986>>216478986
we should stay in bed and just giggle and have pillow fights and be all cosy :) Then it turns out mummy made cookies! nummy nummy! :D
>>216472572>>216472572>>216472572
>>216477103>>216477103>>216477103
>>216480273>>216480273
let it die release me
