sabrina edish
>fapped to THAT again...
>>216489837godawful shop, kys
Gary EatsRate Your Takeaway DannyThey`re together .. At last !!Not gay sex Arse !!
>>216489861the gay porn?
>>216489862That you’re a fucking retard and should your self
>typoOh dear...How unfortunate
>>216489861the pumpkin one
>>216489919how is it not exactly
high torque events taking place
i love youand i need yourorke iiiiiii, love youi do, neeeeed you
>>216489938Wasn’t a typo though was it, it was intentional
Business idea: An American Tail: Fievel Goes EastIts just yojimbo but hes a mouse an that
>>216489919do you know what gary eats would be called if he were in pocket monsters ..?
>>216489863Shes got vitiligo mate
anyone consumed the blood of the innocent recently?
Having a pleasant evening in my local Costa. Quite quiet.
>>216489833I bought a bag. They are my absolute favourites. I've often considered buying a tub of Quality Street and decided against because I won't get enough of them and too many toffee pennies.
>>216489964Was it?Be honest
>>216489998do you condemn hamas
>>216489999>too many toffee penniesNot a bad thing
my little yellow and pink they them
drunk man outside going UUGH UUGH UUGH
>>216490001Obviously. It’s illegal to tell someone to themself
>>216490018Yes it is. Them and the other hard caramel are rubbish. I have to leave them for a year or two until they go soft before i'll eat them. Not sucking on a penny for hours.
shoving a poo up me arse
Absolutely mental how Earth has existed for 4.5 billion yearsLife on Earth has evolved for billions of years Complex organisms for hundreds of millions of yearsHumans for millions of yearsModern humans for hundreds of thousands of yearsIn all of eternity it's only in the past 5,000 or so years that we have had civilisations, all of which were founded by the Aryan race, bringing fire down from the heavenly mountains and setting the world ablaze in spirit.
men want one thing and it's disgusting
quality street is dead to me ever since they got rid of the pretty cellophane wrappers
>>216490051sorry
>UUGH UUGH UUGH
>>216490076damn her arse kinda fat now
>>216490062You're a good little boy aren't you
bit of a curse being the first child because your parents don’t know what they are doing because they’ve never raised a kid before so you just end up a retarded freak
>>216489990wha?
S tier>pink>toffee fingerA tier>purple>yellowB tier>orange>coconut>toffee pennyC tier>green>orange round>strawberryD tier>green triangle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IE9RoP-18U&list=RD6IE9RoP-18U&start_radio=1
me and twin
bellingham receiving full body cocoa butter massage from katy
>>216489993*Raises claw*
>>216490073it's terrifying really
>>216490098>first child>autism>abusive parents>shithole provincial hometown>shit low tier schoolfelt like God purposefully wanted me to be miserablegood thing I had runedcape
>>216490073None of the first civilizations were founded by Aryans
>>216490076I want an end to licentiousness and whoredom.
my brother gets out of prison in May
>>216490098you can also be the second child and end up a retarded freak while your older sibling ends up being the normal one
finna support a black owned business shortly
Think i might be retarded lads. Put on The Divine Comedy audiobook and barely had a clue what was going on
>>216490169Yes they were.
>>216490073>In all of eternity it's only in the past 5,000 or so years that we have had civilisationsOh my sweet summer child
>>216490186old stuff is hard to read
>>216489861
>>216490098na my older brother had it the best, my parents got worse with each child and younger brother got it worst. ironically he is most successful.
>>216490197Been listening to some Jason Jorjani latelyStarting to get redpilled on our hidden history
>>216490173muslims will have got to him in the slammer, watch out for any prayer mats or lack of bacon around the house
>>216490189Nope and certainly not all of them
... Tea time again in home ...
dtfic is right
>>216490104Shit list m8.S>Strawberry>OrangeAPurple caramelBgreenCcoconutD>green triangle>orange crunch>toffee finger>toffee penny
>>216490173What was he in for and how long lad?I bumped into a lad I hadn't seen in years a couple weeks ago. He had just got out of prison, said he was clean now and was never going back, had no front teeth and his nose had obviously been broken
>>216490220are you ok mate
>>216490219>Been listening to some Jason Jorjani latelyAny recommendations?
>>216490080I never liked quality street, I've always been a celebrations man. Besides quality street is trash aside from the green triangles
>>216490219I'm sure this face has the true secret knowledge of our hidden history
>>216490203oh good so it's not just me.maybe i should put on Harry Potter or something instead
>>216490186isn't that full of like contemporary political references? i feel like loads of it would be lost on me
>>216490250he looks like a scholarly little neek, I trust him to enlighten me
>>216490186audiobooks are for sci-fi/fantasy slop not old writing you have to work through to begin understanding
>>216490250Mogs me
>>216490250so this is rorke
>>216490243Gbh 30 months I only visited once but he seemed fine
>>216490267Yes but that's not really necessary to follow along although listening to an translated epic poem as an audiobook isn't advisable
remember that bit in alien?
>>216490223Yes they wereSumer, Egypt, Assyria, Anatolia, Persia, Scythia, Phoenicia, all of them had a nobility of AryansIn some of them the common folk may have been of non-Aryan stock, thoughever.
>>216490274Bought the lord of the rings audiobook but the gandalf voice was utterly ridiculous I couldnt even get past the first couple of chapters
>>216490312what with the alien?
>The name "Silurian" derives from the eponymous sapient species from the BBC science fiction series Doctor Who
>>216490246Working through his interviews with jesse michels
they're putting chemicals in the water and it's turning the fricking rorkes woke
>>216490247the chocolate is gross although i always liked the toffee ones. but the plastic wrappers were so pretty, the christmas tree lights would make them sparkle and i used to love making little crafts with them or putting them over my eyes now they're packaged so dull and ugly what's the point
>>216490329yeahproper good that
Oh he's on his Nazimong LARP again how droll I guess his brain broke earlier and he had to really bring the cope out
>>216490267>>216490274i never read it so i had no idea. I thought the general goings on would be at least a bit straightforward
>>216490344or maybe they were blue eyed caucasians
EU5 is so fucking good but it's absolutely massive
>>216490333They prefer to be called "Homo Reptilia" actually x
>>216490297A respectable crime. Who did he fuck up and why?
dtfics going to read me a bedtime story
rorke thinks some ancient civilizations were aryans because they painted statue eyeballs in blue
>>216490368The UI is a mess, AI that does fuck all and overloaded with bloated features that make it impossible to learn but sure you go ahead and try to justify your purchase
Alien is stupid its spoilers are in its own title
emotional pibnk witch
>>216490390mad that but leftypol thinks eddie izzard is a woman because he wears lipstick so he can't talk really
what's gbh
>he still thinks the xenomorph is an alien
>>216490297Was it a stranger or someone he knew? 30 months is a lot but I've known of people who got 8 years for similar crimes, mental.
>>216490427um yeahtheyre in space dumnmy?
>>216490426gay boy homosexuality
>>216490426gay bastard hooliganism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy-WU7RPxEw
>>216490350I used to do the same, I wasn't a fan of the toffee either though, Roses are underrated
Fucking arrogant bitch
>>216490438mum and her partner love her
>>216490441Oh my sweet summer child
>>216490454performative female
>>216490454>>216490462woah woah woah cool it with the lezzophilia
>>216490402I love it mate
i've had the same song in my head for three weeks now, some mornings i wake up and immediately start humming it, and i make up random lyrics to go with the melodythink i'm going mad
>>216490454What's her deal? Is she actually a lesbian?
>>216490375He was fighting a guy outside a pub never asked why I assume just whatever people in pubs fight about, I wouldn’t know about any of that>>216490403He was in a youth offenders prison when he was a teenager so I guess that plays a part in it
>>216490454just adorable. we'd get along splendidly, although her constant discussion of works of fiction would probably prove tedious
Bluetooth Xbox controller connected to my Android phone playing SNES games. Perfect setup
>>216490473Ok well then enjoy your big pile of horseshit then I guess.
>>216490440Stranger
can't stand my farts today
Where's the chairman gone
>>216490490What makes you say that?You don't have a single friend in real life or on the internet
>>216490250>Jason Reza Jorjani was born and raised in Manhattan, New York,[7] the only child of an Iranian immigrant father of Qajar descent.>The Qajars are a clan of the Bayat tribe of the Oghuz Turks who lived variously, with other tribes, in the area that is now Armenia, Azerbaijan and northwestern Iran. He's not even Aryan. haha
>>216490478you have a gift ladwrite an album and become the next morrissey x
>>216490516>>216490375Never understood how people get caught for thatEither he stayed around too long and the police nabbed him at the scene, or they looked at CCTV and tracked him back to his own home
>>2164905291. youre fat2. youre brown3. youre poor (both financially and mentally)4. youre bent5. youre immature6. dont ever reply to me again
>>216490527Chinese mfs on the 9th September 1976 be like
>>2164905611. You got raped
business idea: alien but more of them
Would be cooler if York was the capital of England
>>216490488Ah yes, the classic. Glassed a cunt down the boozer
>>216490558what on earth did you get up to in the past few days mousey
>>216490531Same thing as claiming Hungarians aren't Aryan/aren't SlavsCan ultimately only know from an ancestry test
>>216490561why do you call people gay all the time when you got done up the bum
>>216490555He’d been in the pub so his face was on their cctv beforehand and he paid for drinks with his card too
>>216490580*wereHypothetical. Subjunctive.
come mr. tally mantally me bananadaylight come and me wan go home
nigga name is keir
>>216490607Get out of my head
i'm tired
someone wanna give me the going to bed award?
>>216490443>>216490448i thought maybe it was the rape drug and i was so confused. should have just googled to begin with >>216490452roses are the mini cadburys, right? like heros they're very cute though as a leaf they feel more like halloween chocolates. i just miss having something pretty and sparkly
>>216490454RIP are Rubes>@BBCnews: A popular YouTuber, book-toker and author Ruby Granger was killed today in a bizarre freak accident after she was accidently hurled more than 900m through the air by a human sized catapult, her family announced on social media>Oxford University alumnus Ruby Bones, 26, suffered multiple grevious injuries when she missed a safety net after being flung from a medieval-style trebuchet catapult.>Ms Bones, a literature graduate known as Ruby Granger, was part of the university extreme sports club - the Oxford Stunt Factory - who had visited the trebuchet site in Middlemoor Water Park near Bridgwater, Somerset>Ms Bones, had been one of five members from the Oxford Stunt Factory to use the £84 per catapult launch
lilly allen is still fit as fuck
reckon it's bed time, night ladsx
>>216490598>proceeds to spam gay jokes and tranny pornyou dont take yourself seriously, should i? in fact, this entire thread is a fucking joke. you should be thanking me for gracing this place with my presence.
>>216490622*shags you up the arse HARD*
>>216490626cant believe shes really gone
>>216490454Need her tongue going absolutely crazy on my arsehole while she tugs violently at my bollocks!
>>216490478me with the burger dog song after watching bluey
>>216490623It's customary to make jokes rather than give the right answer
>>216490640not on. not on
>>216490603They can identify you by looking at the card payments? Mad that. Always suspected this was a thing but that confirms it.
>>216490629she's also rather mental tbf
RIP IAN WATKINS DEAD>@BBCnews: A disgraced rock star and convicted paedophile was killed today in a bizarre stunt after he was hurled more than 30m through the air by a human sized catapult, his family announced on social media>Lostprophets singer Ian Watkins, 48, suffered multiple injuries when he missed a safety net after being flung from a medieval-style trebuchet catapult.>Mr Watkins was part of HMP Wakefield's extreme sports club and had been one of five inmates to use the £40 per launch catapult
>>216490623that's ghb
>>216490635What shoe size do you wear?
>>216490668
>>216490660rest in piss
Noncing someone but they're an adult
>>216490687What shoe size do you wear?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZG1VdAfrRG4
gingerpony got small boyfeet :3
>>216490687what goes on in your diseased mind that causes you to think this is an appropriate response to that post
what a terrible name for an airline, it reminds me of that tragedy
brazilians are sending ari death threats because her plane broke down and she missed the wicked premiere
>>216490731
oh
>>216490723>appropriate response to that postanswered your own question here wise guy. you act as if the thread is going to fall apart if you dont spam it with your bullsh*t 24/7
MouseGPT on a madone
>>216490629I hate her. My ex was obsessed with her around the time that "its not fair and I think your really mean" song came out and she would put it on every time we had a fight.
>>216490687Aunt Jemima syrup slaps to be fair
>the trick is to offer your seat on the trebuchet to a lookalike, before slinking away unnoticed
concerned lavender witch at that
>>216490660Put prisoners and boat people in the catapultCharge the public to watch them go flying
>>216490746What size shoes do you wear?
>>216490755classic
>>216490731yh so true...
>>216490649i know i'm just retarded>>216490661right lol. well i'm glad i was wrong and someone didn't drug and rape their friend as a kid
right, going for a shitif there are any good posts, let me know when i get back yeah?
Tonkatsu curry, 3 pork buns, salmon sushi, pack of oreo biscuits and 4 cans of John Smith to wash it down
Any other zoomers bitter that they didn't get to experience an iconic British upbringing?Born too late to experience the 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s, 00sDidn't grow up in the golden years of British rock, punk, jungle, electronic, or any of thatTeen years were nothing like SkinsI went to a shit school in a grim little provincial town, played football with the lads at lunchtime, dossed about in class, went home to play RuneScape, watch YouTube and shitpost on 4chan whilst listening to The Smiths and RadioheadThat's it really
might hang myself
rorke has an oral fixation
>>216490805a light supper
>>216490810>where I am fromwhere’s that
>>216490810>the UK needs anarchyAlri Johnny Rotten
>>216490808Na i'm a millennial, so my youth was somewhere between the first cycle of Skins and The Inbetweeners.
>>216490843Nigeria
And the very latest from Helperlad aka Marmiteman4 aka Sean Allan??
>>216490838hm?
>>216490856Where did you grow up?
ATTN: mouseySubject: blog on you mental bastard
>>216490867Why?
>>216490809that's not very Naturmönster Handgjord Bentobox - Tokyo Magewappa of you crodie
Not right to trap Mousey in a cyber prison
>>216490861Miss that little nigga like you wouldn't believe. Miss the comfy takeaways and the wumpagrind
HMP chic-chocs lodge
After today’s events now more than ever I’d like to reassert the fact that I am a Zionist . I believe in a homeland for the Jewish people & give zero fucks who that upsets. I don’t say it for money & I gain nothing positive for it, I simply recognise that never again is right now. The Muslims have 55 nations the Jews can have their ancestral homeland . Long live Israel FUCK HAMAS
Someone from my town was in Skins apparently, but everyone I know hated him.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1761919256685621.mp4
>>216490894this but 100% fully unironically
>>216490755enjoy (you cant)
Alex Best, estranged wife of soccer legend George Best at this year's "Rear of the Year Award 2004" (2004)
>>216490877skins is set in a city (Bristol)the inbetweeners is more like some provincial town school like mine was. I could relate to some of inbetweeners but I never got up to any of those antics like pissing about in pubs, getting off with girls, parties, or any of that
>>216490894Oh give it a rest would you lad
>>216490918That rear is dire.
Might grow out the beard but I feel like a BUM if I'm unshaven
>>216490909What shoe size do you wear?
>>216490918rear of the year for this flat arse is insane
'cide on the cards
>>216490913Your MouseGPT model sucks
>>216490947https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmnKeCx5taA
buy high sell low. simple as
>>216490974Not clicking that What shoe size do you wear?
Do you lads have any fantasies about very specific scenarios involving fetishes you otherwise wouldn't entertain? Because I'm not into BDSM, latex or old women, but the thought of Shmi Skywalker wearing a black latex lingerie set and caning my arse whilst I'm tied to an old bedpost is really doing it for me tonight
what are you currently reading /brit/?
>>216490969Yeah it's not been trained on enough of the real mouses posts and the background lore. Grade: C- (MUST TRY HARDER)
hey niggers
>>216491007confessions of st augustine
>>216491016hey sooooo just a heads up theres like robots and shit in here right meow!?
>>216491009It's sad that anyone would even attempt to make one in the first place let alone shit the thread up with its half baked slop
>>216491020she is really cute
>>216491016Got your lunch for you
>>216491020i love my beautiful little horse
>>216490999trips. I fantasise about being kidnapped by aliens, gre skin, no hair, big eyes but with exceptional humanoid bodies. They have really long purple tongues that are incredibly dextrous and skilled and mouths with vacuum like suction. After I'm abducted a group of them will preform almost every single sexual act they can on me with the intent of being impregnated because their species has no males left
Jesus loves the little childrenAll the children of the world
>>216491007You've been "reading" that book literally for years Maybe turn the TTS speed up to 2x?
>>216491043'
>>216491039woke gone mad
How To Fix Your Life When Going Bald - Full BALDMAXXING Guidehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YidTiPzEGcQ
>>216491022good lad
>>216490808>played football with the lads at lunchtime>went home to play RuneScape>listening to The Smiths and RadioheadSounds like a British upbringing to me.
>>216491067You going back home for Thanksgiving?
atbs
>>216490924Oh right. Well I don't want to say but I lived in a small city not unlike Bristol. Me and my mates were losers like The Inbetweeners. But we also got into some aspects of partying and drug taking and the melodrama that was being a teenager at that time.
>>216491024Yeah. What we need is that lad who had his training to come up with witty Brit posts. He needed to turn that into a bot that posted here. Some of its material was actually good and it would fit in and bump the thread so we always page 1
>>216491090boring
>>216491022is that the copy I bought you mate?
When I was a child I thought fish and chips and schnitzel were Australian foodsNow that I have grown I realise Australia has no culture and we deserve to be replaced ethnically
>>216491079what position did you guys play? I was briefly a centre back then defensive mid, right mid, center mid, attacking mid/second striker then back to midfield
>>216491099in the office tomorrow have to wak eu p at 7
The Lord is my shepherd, I lack nothing. He makes me lie down in green pastures,he leads me beside quiet waters, he refreshes my soul.He guides me along the right paths for his name’s sake.Even though I walk through the darkest valley,[a]I will fear no evil, for you are with me;your rod and your staff, they comfort me.You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies.You anoint my head with oil; my cup overflows.Surely your goodness and love will follow me all the days of my life,and I will dwell in the house of the Lord forever.
>>216491038Are you male or female in this fantasy?
>>216491094I was actually thinking we need more human posters to make real conversation
>>216491106when I was a kid, I thought shitain was the richest country in the world and we had to most powerful military and the mutts were just a naval power
>>216491110always been a defender, didn't have any tekkers would just get in the way of the striker and try to take the ball off them or block
OlderFatterBalder
>>216491112your fault for not milking your legcould probably wfh till christmasstupid bitch
>>216491113What sort of Jewish translation is this?
>>216491106Can you release this intro/outro song as a proper single? It's unfindable - nay, nonexistent - outside of clipshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JKDGD5CqBQ
>>216491124male, I fantasise the aliens can push their tongue into my asshole and attack my prostate with it
>>216491146phwooooaaaarrrr giz a bit lad
>>216491091Lucky you had that. I was a typical sheltered neek, didn't do any of that stuff until I got to uni. I cope by telling myself that I'm better off in the end since I've done really well academically and got a good paying career out of it, but I still wish I was a normie who messed about and sat in the park with my mates and went to a house party or two. Would've left great memories from my childhood that didn't involve pking in runescape.
>>216491133Same here, I'm not very good you see
omg i used to have a teacher that would call us misery guts i'd completely forgotten about that
about to become a millionaire
RuneScape really ruined so many children
>>216491176RuneScape was the only salvation for so many children tbqhwyl
what did I fucking tell you lads about the footy tonightcalled both games perfectly againhope you all had bets on my advice
>>216491137been wfh last 3 weeks going absolutely feral
>>216491133I could always pass it decent so I got into the whole 1 touch pass taka tiki playmaker style of play
>>216491176well it's in the name so
>>216491106this is what your average greens voter believes unironically
>>216491198>takeoutFOY
>>216489837söpö tyty mutta pieni tissi
>>216491188Shouldve played WOW>>216491210Hmm didn't think about that
>>216491205hmm okay,,lots of love
>>216491205FONT
>>216491235Played both, they were both kino sovl games but runescape was definitely the more soulful of them (and actually British and not yank)
Freedom is a meme
>>216491236I stopped playing it once they added that speed limit feature to stop you from playing it in your car, it's a shame since it was one of the few things I bonded with my dad over
2 weeks on the horse game and toby's mental state is in the guttertell you everything
uhm. New?
Evacuate>>216490944>>216490944>>216490944>>216490944
won £450 on premium bonds this monthpays for almost half of the new laptop which i use for exclusively brit and wanking
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>>216491160I suppose. I wasn't happy at the time. I'm lucky I was able to walk away relatively unscathed but I never got an education and have never had a worthwhile job. Not that all my jobs have been bad but i've never had anything where I could use my brains or make good money or have any real job satisfaction. And i've become a very lonely man with no real future in sight.
