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model minority edish
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yeah toby you do seem quite a lot more mental than normal this evening
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mind blowing concept i know: i read through the book once and now im reading it again and studying it more thoroughly. not that i need to defend my reading habits to the likes of you. sadcase
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Has the pooey gay porn spam stopped?
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>>216491294
shut up nigga
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thats three filtered posts right off the bat
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>>216491303
yes unfortunately
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>>216491303
yeah it stopped on the 10 years ago edish
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So yeah, I just discovered yesterday that my wife is having an affair. I am 40 and we have a 17 year old daughter together. On top of that, I'm getting laid off next Friday. I called out at work today because I couldn't sleep last night and have not slept since 7 am yesterday morning. I was already depressed before I found out I was being laid off and then discovering her affair on top of it is just crushing me. I love my wife and I knew we were in a rough patch but damn. She knew I was having issues and was getting laid off. I just don't understand the world and I'm very sorry I brought my daughter into it because its just no good. I have no family or friends to speak with about this so I feel so alone. I obviously can't speak to my daughter about it. All she knows is that we're splitting up. Any advice?
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I have found some kind of temporary sanity in this shit, blood and cum on my hands
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>>216491321
Is your daughter fat?
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thread theme
https://youtu.be/WP9RPJwVMy4
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Having a massive cry
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>>216491328
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>>216491321
>and we have a 17 year old daughter
she fit?
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just got an email about leftypol moving out
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>>216491300
>>216491304
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>>216491321
is this a cut and paste from reddit
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>>216491294
is that fear and loathing?
shit movie
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>>216491345
grow up mate
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>>216491345
well it's not going to be a cut and paste is it you silly billy
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>>216491338
it's good to cry sometimes. what's going on
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picrel looks like the greatest film I've never seen
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>>216491353
why were you arrested
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*poooooooooooot*

GAH! Emma that's vile! What did you eat to cause such a stench?!
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https://youtu.be/GpPOMrQGzbk

why'd you mentions pugs now i must post it
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>>216491362
>>216491364
i'll take that as a yes
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>>216491294
Maybe you'd understand the book if you actually read it with your eyes
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mentally ill autists and bots still here spamming the same shit about "rorke" yeah?
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>>216491365
just having a big think about my life
it's totally fucking fucked
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oh a copy and paste. i'm retarded
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no one:
rorke: rorke
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>>216491402
*shags your mouth shut*
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>>216491345
no its a copy/paste
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>>216491402
>Searching for posts that contain ‘Rorke’ and posts after 2025-11-04. 110 results found.
Yes
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>>216491297
Fair enough lad hope things turn around for you
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>>216491449
Thanks pal. What is your inside leg measurement?
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AskJapan is 51 years old now
he's in his 4th midlife crisis now
his life has gotten much worse and he's in a downward spiral of pain depression and making youtube content
this brings me peace
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>>216491336
I change the tip after receiving the food intact
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those green haired train girls looked like trouble
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why did they delete picrel?
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>>216491449
I hope things work out for you too.

ignore this idiot >>216491465
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>>216491404
you can always make some changes, even the smallest things can make a big difference

but yeah things just suck sometimes. life can be real shit but you'll be okay
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*plop*
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>>216491501
politics, obviously.
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I'm a bit skint. Only got 400 pounds to my name.
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who asked
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>>216491522
Got £21k me
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Mad how in the end the globohomo are right

Most of the planet are useless eaters, and with AI replacing jobs we will soon live in a world with hundreds of millions potentially even billions of irrelevant and useless people

Realistically what can be done? I think vaccines causing infertility are the solution. No vaccine, no UBI. Get the jab or die.
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>>216491422
yeah i'm extra dumb tonight apparently
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>>216491525
*raises hoof*
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>>216491522
Yeah, and to your weight.
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1 Have mercy on me, O God,
according to your unfailing love;
according to your great compassion
blot out my transgressions.
2 Wash away all my iniquity
and cleanse me from my sin.

3 For I know my transgressions,
and my sin is always before me.
4 Against you, you only, have I sinned
and done what is evil in your sight;
so you are right in your verdict
and justified when you judge.
5 Surely I was sinful at birth,
sinful from the time my mother conceived me.
6 Yet you desired faithfulness even in the womb;
you taught me wisdom in that secret place.

7 Cleanse me with hyssop, and I will be clean;
wash me, and I will be whiter than snow.
8 Let me hear joy and gladness;
let the bones you have crushed rejoice.
9 Hide your face from my sins
and blot out all my iniquity.

10 Create in me a pure heart, O God,
and renew a steadfast spirit within me.
11 Do not cast me from your presence
or take your Holy Spirit from me.
12 Restore to me the joy of your salvation
and grant me a willing spirit, to sustain me.

13 Then I will teach transgressors your ways,
so that sinners will turn back to you.
14 Deliver me from the guilt of bloodshed, O God,
you who are God my Savior,
and my tongue will sing of your righteousness.
15 Open my lips, Lord,
and my mouth will declare your praise.
16 You do not delight in sacrifice, or I would bring it;
you do not take pleasure in burnt offerings.
17 My sacrifice, O God, is[b] a broken spirit;
a broken and contrite heart
you, God, will not despise.
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>>216491519
but, it was just a movie based on historical events
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Back in my day they called it snarfing
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Build-A-Bear were forced to unlist their christmas advert with an all-white family
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYOC9D3iy2E
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>>216491536
maybe its time for a sleep
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>>216491542
Wasn't talking about you buddy you're good
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>>216491560
>"DONT GIVE UP!" fisherman
japanese
>WORK! WORK! WORK! DONT DRINK!
thai
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extra depressed tonight
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Think you need a twix and a wank mousey, have a bit of a settle down
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>>216491522
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BBC in trouble!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EjPlfUt4S9U
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/11/03/nine-ways-bbc-misled-viewers-over-trump/
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>>216491577
you probably deserve it
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*tucks toby into his straitjacket*
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>>216491564
yeah, they call it a dirt nap
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>>216491596
>BBC
fuck sake need a wank now
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listening to niggers with attitudes
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might have a cheeky mouthwank
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>>216491600
definitely. my punishment is well crafted and specific to me.
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Thread took a dark turn all of a sudden
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>>216491297
ktim i left school in 2008 with no GCSEs and dossed about playing xbox until about 2013 and ive been floating about aimlessly job to job ever since. Didnt get married or have children and I think this is just the natural condition of all men in their 30s who don't reproduce. Don't listen to the teenager/early 20s spastics on here and their dogshit advice, it is over for you and the only way to cure your isolation at this stage is to make peace with it and just accept it
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>>216491576
screaming
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>>216491531
It's either that or a borderless one world government melting pot of brown biomass with a modern caste system of the sex-having cosmopolitan elites at the top, and the incel Dalits at the bottom
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>>216491607
who calls it that? ive never heard the expression before
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>>216491607
good god larry
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>>216491626
Why did you reply to yourself?
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>>216491576
Movie studios really have no idea what a nuclear explosion looks like.
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>>216491646
why did you reply to yourself on a canadian vpn?
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>>216491625
What's up with your obsession with Venus?
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https://youtu.be/hEWPmWprx7Y?si=6f3kSL5mxn3Q2iBS
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Injuries Reported After UPS Plane Crashes in Louisville, Police Say

Data from Flightradar24 showed that a cargo plane bound for Honolulu reached an altitude of just 175 feet before swiftly descending.
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I went to a bog standard all-boys grammar school, where I wasn't surrounded by fit girls all day, didn't experience female rejection nor the incel formative experience of being aware of the girls having sex with the jocks, all the sporty popular lads in my year were sound but none of them went on to Russell Group unis nor became highly successful
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>>216491678
Mental little retard
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fake mousey
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May the "N" in November stand for Never-ending Wealth. New Opportunities, and Nothing but Blessings.
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>>216491660
ive already described in detail how light bends and how the horizon (although close) would appear to fall off in the near distance (if you could see). its just entertaining to learn about those things and put yourself there (if only in your imagination) ...i think it allows you to open your mind in order to have a different perspective. the latter part of the previous statement could also be applied to the study of history imo.
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LOSER ISN'T AN EMOTIONq
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>>216491620
I made peace with it long ago but it never really gets any easier. I wish I had married and had children when I had the chance. The big lie we were told was to put off having children but it was a mistake. Being told to wait for security, in jobs and a house. Turns out security was never attainable anyway.
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>>216491733
alri tree trunk from zoombinis
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for me it's lil ugly mane
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>>216491760
I don't!
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>>216491628
well, they do say english is one of the hardest languages to learn

>>216491631
i have a god-shaped hole in my heart
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bit of a tricky minutecryptic today..
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learning to program but it is not going well
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>>216491724
Never seen you make a post like that or like this before usually it's demented mong shit about dead kids you want to fuck or Connecticut but alright
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>>216491747
Scrome.
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>>216491768
>well, they do say english is one of the hardest languages to learn
really? for me it was the easiest
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>Rahul
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>>216491730
If you're going to let thoughts about what could have happened torment you for the rest of your life then you've only yourself to blame. You can't have everything in life. I'm on the same boat as you by the sounds of it and the only thing you can do is come up with strategies to handle and tame the grim evolutionary biological screaming your body is telling you to have children and get married. Its not going to happen and literally billions of men in history have died in the same condition so its up to you to mentally grapple with this
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I wish I were intimately familiar with Emma Watson's brap pong.
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>>216491779
Alright Rahul how's it foing
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@canadian flag
Grow the fuck up you autistic freak
filtered
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rahul is a perfectly acceptable name sirs
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>>216491820
We both know you're not filtering shit
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Mouseys got new meds (some derivative of amphetamine) (the boys focused and ready to rock)
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>>216491783
>>214746157
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>>216491768
>they do say english is one of the hardest languages to learn
Who is "they"?
English is the only language I know.
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>>216491858
YOU ARE FOCUSED
AND READY TO ROCK!
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>>216491862
fine, ty
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>>216491851
You just copied that from Quora lmfao
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king we need to talk take a seat
im worried about you king
you dropped your crown king
king i noticed you're not coming to the gym recently, everything ok bud?
kings lift each other up, not put them down
your crown has fallen king
im glad we had this chat king
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>>216491886
Not just any waste product thought, it's a pretty girl's waste product.
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>>216491899
grow up
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>>216491909
Yeah we all had a phase of wanting to eat Emma Watson's shit as children but we all grew out of it apart from this puer aeternus yankoid in this thead
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>>216491925
:D
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>Dick Cheney dies
>NY elects Muslim mayor
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>>216491799
There are a great many things that torment me. Lack of love, a wife, and children is but one of many. Worse than coping without, or considering what could have been, is the knowledge that I could still turn it around if I were a stronger man. But I am weak. And I absolutely blame myself.
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>>216491881
idk jews probably

honestly it's just some silly quotes from norm macdonald
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>>216491963
Foy
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>>216491894
>Quora
its copilot. you find fault in the most irrelevant stuff. ill start choosing my words even more carefully when i interact with you
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>>216491938
Definitely. Some delicate feminine, sexual notes amidst the pooey, pungent pong.
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>>216491964
Have you considered seeing a therapist to help you work through your self loathing and inaction?
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i hate chinese food almost as much as i hate chinese people
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>>216491979
Same slop different channel
You will always reply because you're desperate for approval from older men
We both know why
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>>216492002
>men
yeah i just spam pics of catherine and her mum constantly because im a bent freak. try again weirdo
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>>216492018
38
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>>216492026
:O
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>>216492024
Yep that's precisely why you do that lmfao
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Jesus fucking christ I see Terry Christian is at it with the worst takes yet again. The Peter Tatchell of race relations.
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>>216492046
Vocaroo this for us please lad
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doing captcha 4
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They took out my boy just for some schizobabble
Incorrigible
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>>216492088
She's not Asian lol
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I want t fuck them
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listening to WAGNER
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>>216492123
um
um
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>>216491981
No. I don't believe it works and I wouldn't want to spend money on it. No point throwing good money after bad, as they say.
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>>216492123
whys the chinese one got wings here
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>>216492145
She doesn't look Asian and she's independently wealthy
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Nearly Headless Nick and his nearly headless dick
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>>216492174
You have autism and face blindness among other disabilities
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>faceblind + not make eye contact assume a brown guy is another brown guy
>look racist
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>>216492209
So what happened to make you like this anyway?
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>preparing your order: 30 minutes
>preparing your order: 60 minutes
>...
>preparing your order 45 minutes
>preparing your order 25 minutes
what are they doing...
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Bladee and Yung Lee should be banned from singing. At least in English. Out of tune nearly all the time. Ugly accent that makes them sound half-witted.
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>>216492228
the "never ending" part refers to the cooking process only
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he banned squirrelposting...q
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Actually mental how autism has ruined my life
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>>216492209
I don't get them.
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>>216492278
how did you become obsessed with cocks when you used to be a top shagger?
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Now he's gonna reply to himself and say "yes you do you just don't know it"
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>>216492273
>"Major autism study uncovers biologically distinct subtypes, paving the way for precision diagnosis and care"
>Social and Behavioral Challenges type
>Mixed ASD with Developmental Delay type
>Moderate Challenges type
>Broadly Affected type
What type do you have?
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>>216492315
Who greets you when you arrive home?
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Need the Brendan Fraser bollock-busting gimmick back in business pronto. /brit/ went to shit when this gimmick was retired.
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>>216492330
Nobody is stopping you
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Reminder that 4chan will be blocked by Ofcom in just a few days.
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>desperate for approval from older men
oh haha couldn't imagine such a thing myself
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>>216492350
Who greets you when you arrive home?
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>>216492347
yes then /brit/ will finally become what it was always meant to be
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Is it nobody?
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>>216492209
thanks a lot anon, for real.

the other day i pressed my tonsils with a cotton swab, and a few of that little bastard came out. now my breath is much better.
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Jannied right in the nick of time
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Bit jealous that King Charles III got to meet Sir David Beckham.
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>>216492237
just sent in a hit on your entire family :c
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sir sir david beckham
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>>216492322
havent read into it will do
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Grown a lot of disdain towards 4chan users but I’ve been using this site daily since the 2000s and can’t seem to stop, despite it being glaringly obvious most posters here are genuine doctors note tier retards
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>>216492455
Really funny sometimes though
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having a little gay panic
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sir 4chan disdainer
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Sleep tight heatherfreak
I hope one day you can get over what's bothering you so badly and be happy
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6-7
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having a nigger
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>>216492534
Heatherchad is happy enough winding up the losers on here
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>>216492542
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dERmGoxDj70
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>>216492547
No I don't think you are and I think deep down you know it too
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Even to this day, there is a tendency among native English speakers to see French loanwords as being fancier than their Germanic counterparts, all thanks to this cunt.
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>>216492578
aggressively don't care
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Canadaanon on a mental one
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>>216492578
Eac oþ þissum dæge, is þearf betwux eðelborenum Englisc spræcendum to geseon Frencisce lænword as being frætwianre þonne heora Germanisce gemænn, eall þanc þissum wælhreowan.
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gonna have a wank and then get started on the goon
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cig and bed for me soon now
no fruit flies to crawl in my mouth tonight. all of them are gone
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got to make sure I dont get raped and am secure bubt if it does it is a woman heheheheheh. oh u
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Going sleep soon team. Watched some Yu-Gi-Oh 5Ds. Got toil tomorrow 14:00 pm in the afternoon until 22:00 pm at night.
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boo
who asked
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shes actually smart
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Any migrants in here
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cant wait to wake up tomorrow and pretend that ima rimworld pawn dropshipped into this world (my bed) with supplies (alcohol/za)
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For all I know, Emma could be doing a poo as I type this. There could literally be a turd emerging from her bumhole as I press send.
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need her doing that on my (hard) dick and shes like, wtf he has a hard on!?
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>>216492779
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>>216492578
Don't you speak ill of my ancestor.
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wtf you got a hard on justfrom me playing with my hair... thats so gross btw! ewwww and us talking about getting a hotel with a secondbed just in case its not fun?
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Things I don't believe: most of economics, most of linguistics, one consistent rate of time
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>>216492779
no british woman is pooing at 1am on a wednesday
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>wtf he isnt making eye contact with me??
>looks at him looking for 1 second
>never meets the eye contact again after that
wtf (I knowit was just trolling butI dont get it)
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>>216492839
Statistically there most certainly is.
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sex is actually very casual and mellow
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>>216492827
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anyone worried about anything
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>>216492578
french is generally more melodic. germanic words are earthier
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>>216492890
yeah extremelyq
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>*playing with dick* this one has a hard-on already
>lets have sex with him!
>yeah! ah aha ha!
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>>216492890
concerned with mr. binbles' mental state
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>>216492901
maybe You ..

have Undiagnosed Thyroid Condition ..
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How would you describe your fashion style?
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>>216492890
no, no neurotics here
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>>216492890
youd be foolish if you werent
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All Europeans must be aware that Spain has become the main open gateway into Europe. Nationals from former Iberian colonies obtain citizenship after just 2 years of residence, after which they can move freely to other Euro countries. Immigrants call this as "the Spanish route."

Now that Portugal has tightened its rules, there is no precedent for such a stupid approach to granting citizenship. And the worst part is that all parties are in favor: the left, because they want to replace their own people and win votes, and the right, because they are liberal Third Worldists with a trad disguise. Both the center-right and the "right-wing" Vox favor an even easier access to citizenship for those from the so-called "Iberosphere", which includes all Spanish and Portuguese speaking countries (What does this have to do with Spain?) like Angola, and also Equatorial Guinea, the Philippines, all Sephardic Jews, etc. They consider them their "spiritual brothers."

When they come to power, they could trigger an unprecedented wave of immigration, surpassing even the infamous Boriswave and sweeping across Europe.
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they never expect you to be wearing two pairs of trousers. like gym shorts for boners (with giga trouser boners)
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if dogs had two dicks you could wear tracksuit bottoms and a jacket and make it look like you have two dicks with your trouser boner and jacket boner and it would make them get horny and fuck you
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>>216492918
he seems fine :)
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>>216492858
i just don't buy it. not on a weeknight.
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you can wear tracksuit bottoms and a jacket and make it look like you have two dicks with your trouser boner and jacket boner and it would make them get horny, they would definitely fuck you if you did this if dogs had to dicks
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>>216492919
Tired. Might go to bed.
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>216492963
computer RNG distribution
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I've never played polo. Can't ride a horse.
Never even player water polo. Not been in a swimming pool for many years.
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joke all I want but as of now I know im not ready to go be a pet dog sex slave for a girl because I dont deserve it. wouldnt be constructive
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>>216492330
the /brit/ manifesto

Heavily tax my bollocks
Ban my ballbag
Ban my sperm
Implement a national anti-testicle program
Implement a military dictatorship over my nuts
Deport all post-1945 immigrants and march them over my scrotum
(Re)nationalise all railways, energy companies, water companies, shipping, airlines, banks, arms manufacturers and telecommunications, Royal Mail and drive their vehicles over my gonads
Free gyms, leisure centres and swimming pools for all if they help torture my testes
Expand the military to 1990 levels at minimum and use my sack for firing practice
Leave NATO and offer my scrotum to Russia
Seal my ballbag in concrete
Launch an aggressive industrialisation program directed by the state to develop bollock torture devices
Outlaw my love spuds
Raise corporation tax and taxes on the wealthy and spend it on obliterating my knackers
Instate VAT (violence against my testicles)
Death penalty for my danglers
Work towards stabilising my sperm count at 0 million long term
Forced labour hammering my plums for criminals
Sterilise the disabled and gypsies and my ballbag
Total Shitbull Death after they all chomp on my cherries
Encourage vaporising my bollocks
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>>216492996
>cant ride a horse
if your horse (specially aware and empath) rode you, it would probably not even hurt you despite its
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>>216492918
who's that
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>>216492921
supersonic, electronic
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you know what I mean by it swinging and
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im raging
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>>216493009
I prefer the other one:

How to fix Britain

1. End external immigration of my sperm (by destroying their sacks)
2. zero gravity bollock extermination
3. death penalty for my nards
4. conversion therapy for my testicles (from whole to smashed)
5. declare having intact scrotums illegal
6. nationalise the rail (so trains can drive over my sack)
7. nationalise energy (so I can dip my danglers into a million degree tokamak reactor)
8. introduce an immigrant tax post-brexit where immigrants must pay 5% to bash my soft testes
9. post-brexit tariff revenue income for the treasury to be put into heavy brown bags and dropped on my testicles
10. tax evading companies have their assets and operations seized by the state until they punch my eggs
11. pressure inside my ballbag to increase to 25%
12. end free schools and invest in a massive state school building (on top of my exposed bollocks)
13. national scrote bashing is mandatory
14. no intact male sex organs in education for anyone from nursery to university
15. massive infrastructure projects, Crossrail 2, HS3 and a London airport linking freight rail, sea and air so as to assault my gonads on all fronts
16. raise chokehold on my aching nards to 15,000PSI
17. end emergency operations on hurt testicles
18. end inheritance (of healthy bollocks)
19. end the smoking ban so pub-goers can stub out their fag-ends on my tender gonads
20. 20% banker bonus for every CEO who flicks my sack
21. increase military spending to 10% of GDP so missiles can be laser-guided to my scrotum
22. Abolish the house in which my sack resides
23. reduce my healthy sperm count to 550 (then to zero with a hammer)
24. remove Sinn Fein from Parliament (but only after they blow my sack with a car bomb)
25. Abolish my testicles
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people (mostly males) liked my weird ugly smile today. sometimes they dont, but I do it anyway because I dont control it
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When Liam of Rivia was like "I'm the Witcher, baby" I really felt that ngl
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>>216493069
constant smiling is very pinkie pie behaviour
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>>216493084
am I pinkie pie
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which one is the pink pony tail one
or are they like a different character, like in uma game when theres random humans
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>>216493065
Was looking in desuarchive for that one
Thank you for posting it
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hara uma
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MIght go to bed
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>>216493116
hara is a literal child thoughever
I bet her mum is fit though
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pretty sure the pink ponytail horse/trainer isnt the literal child for what its worth. thought there mightve been a pony that uses the pun
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>>216493025
pretty sure a horse trying to mount me for a ride would hurt
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>>216493156
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xguam0TKMw8
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liverpool has the biggest cathedral in ENGLAND
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>>216493156
hara is so cute
really activates the almonds. I beat her career on the second playthrough ever (first playthrough was listening to the internet gaslight me into thinking the horse is useless)
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Just sent this to Nature
>To the Editor
>Your editorial “What makes PhD students happy? Good supervision” (Nature, 23 October 2025) makes a confident claim about what satisfies doctoral candidates. As one of those candidates, I regret to inform you that my happiness has yet to be peer-reviewed.
>Each student should be allowed to state their own dependable variables. Mine fluctuate with coffee quality, film listings, the supervisor’s mood swings, and the presence of alternative girls on campus.
>Institutional ethics committees have yet to approve randomized trials on the latter variable, though anecdotal data suggest a correlation with both productivity and mental stability. Departments concerned with retention might therefore consider implementing visual heterodoxy quotas. While good supervision is desirable, it is not as necessary as the sight of emo girls on university campuses.
>Until further data emerge, I advise researchers and supervisors to prioritize aesthetic stimuli and the doctoral sense of humor.
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UP IN DA CLUB
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>>216493154
the only other one with pink hair is agnes digital
unless you mean ines fujin who has a ponytail and a pink outfit
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>>216493187
agnes the wheelchair horse
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>>216493191
the wheelchair one has green hair
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>>216493187
>ines fujin
I always use that SSR support
needs a pony with horse trainer boots
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I’m in my thirties now. I can’t be wearing trainers, trackie bottoms, and hoodies now. It’s dull, it looks slovenly, and usually made in sweatshops with inferior materials
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sugar "torn ACL" lights
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>>216493187
outfit
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with 999 wit
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mental how liam is so fit while noel is a munter
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ive calmed down now thanks to hara (weird incel instinct activated) buttrouser boner crease foot lettuce annoyed me
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I smelled how bad I smell today. I need to buy socks
at the same time I need someone to sniff my shoes or feet when they arent really old shitty clothes because it does smell like chocolate even after a smell reset
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baddadan baddadan baddadan
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how is this horse anime shit not the exact same as my little pony
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>>216493291
How do you do a smell reset?
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my feet smell like chocolate
>no it doesnt
have you sniffed my feet before you say that (not in a weird fetish thing I just ant to know why my feet smell like chocolate essence (maybe because I am so sweet))
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>>216493300
many are saying this
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I meant sister but that doesnt make sense in uma game
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been unemployed for 2 months getting rat-arsed every day and now my savings have dried up, going to have to get a new job, or go on the dole, or kill myself
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ive been doing dogshit at my sudokus tonight
every 50/50 without fail has been wrong
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>>216493348
go on dole before getting a job and get it back-dated 2 months poggers
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>>216493348
where’s your centrelink mate
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>>216493357
instead of doing 50/50 just write two numbers (in the corner of the square). basically just 100
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>>216493373
>mate
>yank flag
cringe
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>>216493357
why are you doing sudoku in the middle of the night?
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>>216493009
VAT line was good, i've seen other posts of his gimmick before and it really towers over the boring ones of ziedy and employed woman
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>>216493380
at a certain point on expert setting the numbers cannot be whittled down and a 50/50 is inevitable
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Chatgpt said I definitely brightened someone’s day in London.
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Detectorists was better at the beginning when they both seemed like losers
>single man working shit job at grocery store dock
>guy in relationship working shitty temp jobs and thinking his gf will leave him
Instead turned into
>secret millionaire with gf and a long lost daughter
>married father with unbreakable relationship with wife
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>>216492678
crisp
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>>216493410
I find sudoku are gentle way to keep ones mind engaged.
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>>216493413
got to think ahead so far that you complete the soduko before even starting then... with all the strats like lines, squares, I think there are spirals...
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>>216493412
can't help but talk about yourself eh
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>>216493393
FOY
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>>216493433
have you ever considered that nighttime is for sleeping?
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>>216493433
I’ve genuinely become much dumber the last two years
My current job is easy as fuck and requires no critical thinking and I’ve been getting drunk at least once a weak coupled with just getting older and I can feel myself becoming a mong
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need to go sleeping
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>>216493466
ktimmy mcveigh
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>>216493450
Yes, but I work 2pm till 10pm so sleeping before 4am leaves me too tired in the late evenings.

>>216493466
I've certainly noticed a decline in my cognitive abilities in my 30s.
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chocolate girls
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CHANGED rorke
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>>216493495
lick
mostly just to say it rn but yes all of the time lick lick
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>>216493481
ah understandable carry on then
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and by the way I was sober today like early on 4chan
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i'm smoking a cigar rn
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we smokin penises
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/brit/ really has gone down hill over the years. it may be a few posters but it still makes it not even worth posting here anymore. really a shame too because /brit/ isnt too fast paced and its not too slow either which i prefer.

the low brow humor, the cuckbait, the tranny shit. i cant stand it anymore. ill admit my part but ill also admit i would prefer change.
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OK have fun gays
im gonna smoke a cig then bed and maybe horsepost in-between
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catbergberg just sauntered into my room and is now meowing at me, i just saw the chubby cunt eating not 20 minutes ago
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horse penis tip is natures chastity cage (from us). horse penis was done by us humans though
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>>216493561
ok then leave you never make good posts anyway and are really creepy and weird
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>>216491925
sex sex
dont know why my broswer just jumped to this post from a different quote
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>>216493598
>>216493598
>>216493598
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it feels good being able to sleep without worrying that fruit flies wont be crawling in my mouth and throat even though I think I still have bedbugs
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>>216492930
Nationals of former Iberian colonies of pain and Portugal, at least have majority Spanish or Portuguesr descent or the very least have partial Spanish or Portuguese ancestry, they are also culturally Western, speak Portuguese and Spanish Natively, and are practicing Christians. They are a far better alternative compared to the Muslim Africans, Turks, and Arabs currently invading Europe.
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um
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Literally crying that a Muslim hamas loving piece of shit communist won the nyc election
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>>216494246
>>216494246
>>216494246
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wheres the fucking new



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