jannberg on a madone edition
oh here it is
Oh you poor poor SOULS I'm going to pray for you TONIGHT *prays for you* Ohh summer moon, you make the stars shine, summer mooooon? You make the staaaaa-aaaaars shine
another miserable day of my dogshit life
why was the last one deleted
woke up at 6 am that means the fucking dog will be able to torture me all 16 hours of day and to top it off my ear hurts from pushing the earplug too much and now I can't use it without pain
>>216494343such is life in the Zone
>>216494343post it on /r/dogfree mate
tony blair says we need more immigrants
just did a really cute fart
>linkedin is full of pajeets
>>216494533um! x
neighbourberg painted their house bright white and now every time i go outside on a sunny day it's like getting flashbanged, becoming a proper nimby so i am
>>216494642mr g sounds like a whiny bitch desu
>4am >logged onto work computer to check my bloody emails>female coworker is online do I say hello or what why is she online at this bloody hourshe's in her 40s, she could break a hip or something
>>216494728she fit?
Sir Barbara 'Malibu' Braccini, ethereal ambient music producer from Nouvelle-Aquitaine
>>216494748um, I'm gonna go ahead and say heck yeah
>>216494760then you know what to do
>>216494760so you're saying there's a forty something milf online right now and you aren't rizzing her up?
Fucking hell I didn't even realise the time
>>216494778probably lives near him too!just like in my pop up ads
>>216494728she probably left her computer on
BONFIRE NIGHT tonight ladsYou got any plans?No doubt living it up like you did on Halloween, haha.No but seriously you're all friendless losers.
need help pls, writing letter of resignation from toil. do i say resignation effective immediately or resignation effective after the month’s notice period?
>>216494796nah on Microsoft Teams if you don't move your mouse after 5 mins you're seen as "away".
>>216494787it's 04:21 lad
>you're all friendless losershe typed while browsing 4chan at 4am on a Wednesday, then reclined in his desk chair in his smelly childhood bedroom with a look of smug satisfaction
>>216494806just get fucking chatgpt to do it
>>216494869i am but shes not said which to put
>>216494806>>216494891You should say "resignation effective after the month's notice period" and specify the exact last day of employment to formally resign, as this is the standard and expected professional practice. Resigning with "immediate effect" should only be used in specific circumstances where your contract allows it, or if you have a compelling, justifiable reason, and be aware it can have legal and financial consequences. Standard resignationState the effective date clearly: Your resignation letter's effective date is your last day of employment, which is the last day of your notice period.Example: "Please accept this letter as formal notification that I am resigning from my position as [Your Position] at [Company Name]. My last day of employment will be [Date], which is the end of my one-month notice period." Immediate resignationUse with caution: Resigning with immediate effect, or without serving your notice period, can lead to consequences such as breaching your contract.Potential consequences: This can include your employer suing you for damages, withholding your final pay, or giving a negative reference that could affect future employment.When to consider it: It may be necessary in situations like a hostile work environment, a personal crisis, or if the employer fails to pay you.If you must resign immediately: Even if you resign with immediate effect, it is best to put it in writing to protect yourself, as verbal notice might not be sufficient depending on your contract.Example: "Please accept this letter as formal notification that I am resigning from my position as [Your Position] at [Company Name], effective immediately."
>>216494909not listening only my chatgpt is right and she hasnt said anything yet lalalala cant hear you
>>216495000is this home alonereddit filmteacher put it on for my form room at christmas and the autistic girl loudly made quips through the entire thing
scrotum caught in a paper shredder
going to try eating only foods italians and japanese eat reckon itll be good for me
fucking massive poo
>>216495000if only the population were getting whiter
>>216495088been farting stinky ones like crazy for hours at this point but no poo yet x
Give poo Emma.
>>216495012who asked lil bro
Michigan has more lighthouses than any other state despite it not bordering an ocean
>>216495170still, wonder if the autist girl was fit and if he put his fingers in
Jolly ole Saint Knickerless going down my chimney to shit in my stocking and drink all my beer.
>>216494642mr g is tired of everyone's shit
>>216495170just starting a conversation>>216495191fuck noshe looked really weird, bit like a chubby owl and somehow looked 40 at 14. anyway she was a lesbian who gradually became nonbinary than a pansexual gay man.
our zaz and our zoz
>>216495250>a lesbian who gradually became nonbinary than a pansexual gay man.fucked up way to be a heterosexual woman
>>216495274she's so fit and honestly so is he xx
>>216495274bro looks like Billy Mays
Vailberg owns like 90% of all ski resorts. "The pass" gets you basically anywhere you could hope but what if you just don't want to sign up for the one monolithic product.
>>216494642You're a mean one
was watching dua lipas podcastmy god shes perfect looking and sounding apart from the tattooz
gf recently went on a trip with her family to hawaii and came back fat. how do i get her to lose weight in a way that doesn't make me feel bad?
>>216495485get fit, trade up
dtfic started today's work early
>>216495484I like her posh accent
>>216495528don't like posh people me think they should fuck off
>>216495484she's perfect period
>>216495539ok
got so much shit saved i can't find the webms i want anymore
>>216495173never noticed the penor next to michigan before
>>216495553
making a coffee aren't I
Posting a post on brit for incomprehensible reasons
>>216495575it was a webm about the life of a japanese alcoholic woman, wanted to post it and say i could save herturns out i can't even save the webm
heard a song from chappel roan yesterday and it was bland pop-slopwho keeps gassing up these mid women
>>216495601i love her x
>>216495601she has loads of good songsmaybe you just have crap taste have you considered that
>>216495601Homosexuals >>216495620You are a Homosexual
>>216495616>>216495620i think that both of you are retarded actually
>>216495575if I'm going to a pumpkin patch with my imaginary future girlfriend she had better not have garish pink hair. The vibes must be cosy, she will have brown hair and dress plainly. She will have a mousey, bookish appearance, while being healthy and hot. She may wear glasses yet she will know internally that I find them cute on her and not lame.
>>216495666ears like dumbo
>>216495666what colour will her arsehole be?
>>216495699bubblegum pink and completely hairless obviouslyshe doesn't poo
My ex’s brothers ex gf’s dad (tedious association I know) was some kind of knighted lawyer. His position included private chambers bang opposite temple church, you accessed it via the court yard around the church just off Fleet Street. He never used it so my ex’s bro and his ex lived there, but when they were away for the weekend me and my ex would spend a weekend in London. It always felt so flipping weird being there. He had a King James Bible that was published in 1740 just chilling on a bookshelf. I wish I’d poked around a bit more but I didn’t really understand the significance of the place at the time other than they’d filmed part of the Divci code in the temple church and that it was something to do with the Templar’s.
>>216495724yeah?
lost $150 on sliwa ffs
>>216495724I'm curious whether you forgot the word "tenuous" and just went with "tedious" instead. It does still work though as I understood your meaning.
>>216495741
>>216495592I remember that webm, it was quite sad
japanese girl in a lightbulb doo doo dodoo
>>216495782such a cute peoplehard to imagine them committing war crimes yet they did
how come nothing ever happens even when it does happen? chinky flu was a nowtbutty, pookraine was a nowtbutty, the UFOs back in 2023 were a nowtbuttythe last thing that actually happened was perhaps 9/11
>>216495863how is a global pandemic and an ongoing war nothing
>>216495887doesn't affect me in any immediate wayalso, covid was blown way out of proportion and i reckon the media are to blame and they should all be strung up for lying
*nods like a therapist at you* ahh, hmm, nice. Nice!
>>216495903what did they lie about
>>216495863when i was younger birdflu and sars and the financial crisis and brexit shit like that were things and they were much smaller than ehat happens now. youre lucky.
>>216495931ukraine doesn't affect youcovid's over
>>216495918covid being dangerous enough to warrant shutting down the economy for 2 years and basically restructuring society and forcing everyone to inject themselves with mystery chemicals
>>216495931yes exactly, i remember those things too, i'm saying that covid was blown way out of proportion by lying journalists so the effects of it have been worse and it's all a result of human deceit rather than the actual thing they told us to fear
>>216495937>forcing everyone to inject themselves with mystery chemicalsno one forced me, you didn't get jabbed, did you?
what's this guy's name again?
>>216495956nah, but they tried to force me
>>216495937what about the hundreds of thousands of people who died
>>216495991good ladme? didn't get jabbed out of pure lazinesscouldn't be arsedbut now i play it like i was part of the résistance, fighting the system hahathink i was playing persona 5 during covid
*emerges from my swine flu bunker that i've been hiding in since 2009*hahaha alri, how many GTA games have come out since i've been gone?
When I see people wearing covid masks in the supermarket these days I think wow what a mong but at the time I did of course wear my covid mask whenever required and got quintupple boosted or however many they've given out now I forget.
>>216496009just the one :/
>>216496017chinks always used to wear them well before covid
>>216496029seems to have helped as they only had 8k covid cases as I recall
>>216495724what's the deal with the Templars in London
>>216496017It’s flu season dipshit. Most people wearing masks are wearing them to avoid getting sick.
>>216496017I got the original two shots then stopped bothering
>>216496053alri settle down ezio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brm71uCWr-I
America has fallen
>>216496067there's a little old woman who works in ASDA near me who wears one year round. She also wears those white cotton gloves archivists wearI think she has mental problems
>>216496088You guys started this shit. You want to fix it, you think you can fix it nigga? This nigga thinks *grins blackly*
>>216496076Napoléon outlawed it during the egypt campaign, that was enough for me. Never touched the arab herb.
i have had covid five times unvaccinated still alive with no health issueswow - elon musk replying to my post
>>216496103There’s Muslims in Minnesota
>>216496131cousin got it, bed bound for three days but then it passedgot the flu once and it was the same
>>216496140there are virile black men in your nearest hotel
binged through big bang theorygot a bit sappy towards the end
virtually every irish costal town was founded by english or norwegian colonists
>>216496159cleanse your palate, binge frasier
halo 2 keeps crashing for some reason fucking hell I was looking forward to playing this game. that really made me upset
>>216496159grim
>halo
america has fallen
>>216496235
A MUSLIM MAYOR AHAHAHA
https://www.britannica.com/quiz/guess-the-movie-emoji-quiz
>>216496280Just like London.
>>216496297Soon alcohol and bacon will be banned in NYC just like here
>>216496297ADONBILIVIT
>>216496307more for me :)
mega maga russia meltdown
Catberg deciding now is a suitable time to run around the house
>>216496331has suicidemark explained what happened last evening
Woke up to find rorke's american mates seething
Shesh gosh Oshkosh B'gosh, smokin' on that Bob MarleyListening to Pete Tosh
>>216496166fantastic post
saw a bogan mum and her son earlier carrying groceries and the kid dropped one of the bags and the mum said "aw declan ya fuckin dickhead"
almost went a whole hour without thinking about her
>>216496361posts you can hear
>>216496370almost, eh? i'm sorry la
A humorous misunderstanding is occurring. There's a knock at the door. Frasier opens the door to reveal Niles standing there. They exchange a silent look as a comically farcical scene plays out behind Frasier inside his apartment, perhaps one which Niles himself warned Frasier about earlier in the episode. Wordlessly, Niles enters the apartment and immediately slides effortlessly into the situation. Frasier closes the door and resumes his own role as well, quietly grateful for his brother's understanding.
>comically farcicalhumorously humorous
>>216496404Frasier was shit and boring. Cheers was actually funny.
*rorkes racistly down the stairs*
>>216496428Frasier is vaudevillian, that's peak sitcom humour.
mamdani's wife sex arse
>>216496443I’ve watched countless hours of Vaudevillian comedy. Absolutely none of it even closely resembles any of the non-humor in Frasier.
nose is a bit itchy this morning
>>216496461you haven't and you're wrong
>>216496415Niles recounts that "humorously humerus" was the subtitle for Frasier's ill-advised venture into stand-up comedy during his time at medical school, where he assumed the role of one 'Doctor Funnybone'.
3 days without wankingneed my libido back, don't Isoon I'll be forced to chat up girls for sex, or rape..
>>216496404Quite stylish
Drumpf you idiot, you've thrown it all away
can't believe I started smoking againi'm such a mong
>>216496501love a springer spaniel my old doggo had a bit of springer in her made her go fucking mental sometimes
>>216496525nice though innit
My favourite dog is English mastiff when my dog dies I will get one
Need her to break wind in my face.
most of the beef we eat is from male cattle but most of the chooks we eat are female
Had another dream about finding a potential gf.
Rama Duwaji's musky tuppence
I'd live in a house like this somewhere on the West Coast of the US, if I'm being honest.
>>216496548what's a chook?
can mamdani hold off on sharia law until after I’ve been to New York in December thsnks
>>216496584it's a bird that has a tendency to go crook
>>216496584Chicken idiot
>>216496584Literally the national animal of France.
>>216496608won't have the Coq Gaulois named "chook"
>>216496584aussie nonsense
>>216496591Like Sadiq Khan he will be slowly implementing Sharia over a number of decades
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>>216496626Retard have you seen his wife and what he lets her wear out? He’s no Muslim
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
>>216494281Incitement
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
>>216494642Mr g sounds like a good guy
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
>>216494728Shes stealing from the company and now theyre going to think you and she are in cahoots
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
>>216494798Embarrassing projection
>>216496662What?
listen up pal i could die right now
Hi ho! Hi ho! It's off to toil we go!
Right, no weed today just working hard
>>216495981>asmr goth therapist diagnoses you with down syndrome Sounds kinna funny desu
>The state spends £212bn per year on illness-related inactivity, or nearly 70% of income tax, through lost output, increased welfare payments and additional burdens on the NHS.dead dogshit country
>>216496577Genuinely looks shit. The mondrian colours give it a pathetic air
>>216496789Simply import more people
so grateful i wasn't born indian, they are a hilariously pathetic people
>>216496577looks nice la
>>216496789simply increase more taxes
doing what is necessary
he's gone. posh ben from big brother 11 has perished after plunging 7 stories to his death from a hotel in trafalgar square last night.https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-15256459/big-brother-star-prince-williams-school-friend-ben-duncan-dead.html
forgot it was thursday today
>>216496810Rent free
>>216496833but its fuckin notbut its bloody fuckin noti said its fuckin notno it is bloody fuckin notyes its fuckin notbut its bloody fuckin noti said its fuckin notno it is bloody fuckin notbut its fuckin notbut its bloody fuckin noti said its fuckin notno it is bloody fuckin notyes its fuckin notbut its bloody fuckin noti said its fuckin notno it is bloody fuckin not
to the tune of "shots"COCKS, COCKS, COCKS COCKS COCKS,COCKS, COCKS, COCKS COCKS COCKS,COCKS, COCKS, COCKS COCKS COCKS,COCKS, COCKS, COCKS COCKS COCKS
>>216496827Drug debt to Albanians?
Day 18 of No PornDay 11 of No FapDay 8 after trying to lose virginity to an escort
Kosovo je Srbija
>>216496882probs a suicide his mate posted that he had become reclusive the last two years and had bad insomnia
Imagine her squatting over you and releasing a torrent of putrid, acidic, sickly diarrhea all over your face.
>>216496926l dont believe that you would enjoy that
>>216496888life must be well hard for you being a friendless incel loser and being this deseperate for attention
>>216496926imagine you walking into walmart, purchasing a 12 gauge shotgun and blowing your head smooth off in your pt cruiser in the car park so i never have to see you posting your fucking drivel here ever again
with £50k/year, you could run a top-quality, reputable kennel — but you shouldn’t expect to “break even” from puppy sales alone, at least not reliably in the first several years. It’s more of a long-term investment in reputation, quality, and genetics.
>>216496950nah emmayank is probably the only decent yank we have here
thy willy cum, thy pooey bum
>>216496957Don’t talk shit all your life
>>216496838good morning saar
good morning you vile evil incel monstrosities
>>216496957hes awful his posts are awful and if you think theyre funny youre awful too
>>216496964>>216496986you're mental he's based simple as
>>216496975Like I said, rent free
>>216496953in nihon they got cat cafésmaybe in the west we should get dog cafés
>>216496953If you ignored the rules on how many litters you’re allowed to do per year you could make a profit
whats the most you've ever?
>>216497004not an argument
>>216497004hello mr brown man
is it weird to eat leftovers for bekfast
>>216496926Imagine harvey wiensteins big fat body slamming against her, pounding her with his little cock as she turns her head away and she thinks of the huge film roles she's going to receive
Just realised im 32 not married and dont own anythingStarting to panic, staring into the abyss
>>216497052nah, do it all the time
rorke in tears screaming at his mum about how mamdani will bring about the end of the western world (he has never left the bounds of wagga wagga)
>>216497036It’s not an argument just a fact
Work work. Me not that kind of Rorke
good morning my little child-raping paedophiles
>>216497060Facts except I’m 22
>>216497060you have been betrayed
Kek so basedhttps://files.catbox.moe/af5os8.mp4
The 67 meme boy is very cute, lads.
Getting the car coat onGetting the driving gloves onPopping the driving goggles onOff to spar anyone want owt?
>>216497091i wonder if theres an ai image generator
>>216497086it's cute seeing black muslims knowing what muslims did to blacksan entire race of mouth breathing idiotsyou have disappointed me greatly, jeffo
>>216497060Get a gf whos 10years younger to make you feel better
heart filled with hope, bum full of poo
god has punished me (oooooh kinky!)
There’s hardly any bonfire celebrations in my area anymore. Is it the same where you are?
>>216497094monster energy monarch 4 pack please mate
>>216497158had a nice fair this weekendgot a pub downstairs that gets bands every weekend, we're set
>>216497158not allowed in woke dystopian britain
>>216497158it's 8am so not yet. fireworks don't work in the daytime
>>216497158Been loads all week here. Except yesterday was terrible weather
>>216497158can't burn papists anymore cause of starmer woke
>>216497192the western world rests on papist shoulders
>>216496871gwrthderfysgaeth
live every day like it's 2005
we are le reddit we do not le forgive we do not le forget
got no optimism for the future
world needs more peng bimbo teen pornmandatory lip injections starting at 16mandatory fake tits at 18get it done
>>216497072i haven't thought about indians in a while before todayyou on the other hand are a pajeet curry muncher 24/7, unlucky
>>216497238diev et le mon droitshow some respect
SO embarrassing my trainers are fucking squelching because of the rain and I had to walk up and down Aldi aisles like a retard
How long do I have to avoid porn and wanking before my libido returns and I don't have ED anymore?
going to bed, nunight niggers
>>216497330sweet dreams, brucie
>>216497330You've said the bloody naughty word again!Fucks sake
>>216497286Wear boots like a man. Can’t be wearing trainers in this weather. Absolutely nonsensical
Tried to travel the racism out of me, but all it did was escalate it. Tired of people whose idea of a holiday is Majorca or Kos calling me ignorant. You see enough of the world it is hard not to see how special and unique our way of life is.
>>216497286*jamaican accent*me had to walk up aldi stairs in me squelchy shoes maan
>>216497286Get some real shoes man :(
stroking the wilberg first thing in the morning
>>216497330bit bloody early
>>216497326prefer not to say
>>216497326It's entirely psychological, I wouldn't stop wanking though. Do it once a week or so, cutting it out entirely isn't a good idea, and wank to slowly deescalating content - so move to solo videos, then pictures, then memories, and so on.
>>216497382replied to yourself again award
it beckons
>>216497391Schizophrenia award
>>216497382watching videos without a man will turn you into a woman apparently
whats wrong with sneakers :c
It's wennsday innit.>>216495592>>216495768This one?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pO484lp33q8
>>216497417nothing if you're an 11 year old lad running about the school playground
>>216497402inspect element award
>>216497417we call them creps here
Crockett & Jones boots. Always.
>>216497431Am on mobile you bloody mental case
>>216497427what age do you have to stop wearing them
>>216495484>>216495540>>216495528Always expected her to sound more common like Rita Ora
>>216497415Hasn't happened to me. I've been wanking exclusively to @nancyheel on xfree, but the twisted whore got a boob job and has ruined her body. Still a man at any rate
>>216497431don't even have to use inspect element, you can just uncheck the "you" box
do kids at school still play football at lunch time or are they all on their phones now?
>>216497443fakest shit i ever saw
>>216497258Post their tiktok x
>>216497468Me when I see Australian culture
>>216497449once playtime is over you have to take them off and put your clarks back on
>>216497434crepes aren't sneakers these are crepes
reading about donner party
>>216497467not even allowed outside anymore because of woke
Mental how blacks get away with quirkiness that whites would be ostracised for - e.g. Michael Jackon going "hee hee!", Prince moaning sexually in his songs, ludicrous fashion like the dandies, bizarre slang, being absurdly loud in public"Oh he's just like that!"
Government banning choking porn yet they're happy to have a stranglehold on my bollocks come tax seasonWankers
is it true that vegans have to poo like 3+ times a day?
Many VODs to catch up with
>>216497467Dunno I don't have kids and I don't hang around schools. I'm sure one of the lads here or a small boat cronem could answer your question
>>216497519None of those darkies could do Diana justice like Elton did.
might go vegan
>>216497527Is emma watson vegan? Asking for an american friend
>>216497530>>216497530
clean pair of tennis shoes like ontsuka GSM or gats will always look fresh its called old money style you see
>>216497519yeah he was always getting away with things that Michael Jacksonallegedly
>>216497467They do.
