It’s a Dark Academia type of morning edition
er no thanks but I'll take a chocolate brazil nut if you have any of those
Poo smells good
>>216497530
>>216497525screm
>>216497564Sensible chuckle from me anon
ruby granger choking porn
1738 in like he what’s up hello
tonights movie is Secretary (2002)
>>216497587Imagine kissing her in bed on a bright morning
>>216497625well hello beautiful
spend my whole life waiting for night time
Love the look on leftists faces when I tell them I've been to Botswana and Rwanda and remain a virulent racist.
>>216497587lol what a gay thing to say
nth for the gyaldem
>>216497649>I've been to Botswana and Rwandayou shag?
>>216497630bet her breath stinks
>>216497587RIP are Rubes>@BBCnews: A popular YouTuber, book-toker and author Ruby Granger was killed today in a bizarre freak accident after she was accidently hurled more than 900m through the air by a human sized catapult, her family announced on social media>Oxford University alumnus Ruby Bones, 26, suffered multiple grevious injuries when she missed a safety net after being flung from a medieval-style trebuchet catapult.>Ms Bones, a literature graduate known as Ruby Granger, was part of the university extreme sports club - the Oxford Stunt Factory - who had visited the trebuchet site in Middlemoor Water Park near Bridgwater, Somerset>Ms Bones, had been one of five members from the Oxford Stunt Factory to use the £84 per catapult launch
ooh big stretch
>>216497700haha thats what i say when i see an animal stretching
>>216497643greetings nigga
>>216497688This is disinformation
one of them slinky cats
on the crunchy nut clusters
time to get up and go to toil
>>216497712hello but I was actually referencing a Heath Ledger line in batman 2 where he says "well hello beautiful" to Maggie Gylenhaal's (ugly) character. A young Maggie Gylenhaal plays the lead role in the film you said you are going to watch tonight, Secretary (2002), in perhaps the only time she has ever appeared hot or beautiful for realapologies if that was unclear
leftypol won NYC.Next the worldWe're coming for you rorke
>>216497748>Maggie Gylenhaalher brother fucks worms
got the wanking music on
>>216497748bit too esoteric for me mate
>>216497709
>>216497587Looking extra piff here. Fair play to Rubes
>>216497661Fuck no dude. Botswana is riddled with HIV, Rwanda isn't as bad but it's around. Don't find African women attractive, was only there to see how the best of the blacks live, and to go on safari.
>>216497587by Octobers she means BBC
taking a break from wanking so if you could be so kind as to keep the coomer posting to a minimum for the week, that would be great x
>>216497785image like this is golddust for AIs that generate videos of cats jumping off high dive boards into olympic swimming pools
a wank is very much on the cards
>>216497530Built for brown people
Billions of microplastics are released in teabags. YOU’RE DRINKING PLASTIC
>>216497737quite expensive if I recall
>>216497700So this is rorke
>>216497700>>216497785imagine pumping theses creatures with throbbing quivering oiled up veiny BBCs
>>216497853actually I only use Teapig bags that are plastic free x
>>216497853I drink loose tea
>>216497871quintessential Irish post
>>216497853no such problem for coffee drinkers such as myselfjust the cardiac arrythmia for me thank you very much
>>216497853i drink coffe made in an aeropress and it comes in paper bags
>>216497853'ere, 've got some for you *teabags you*
>>216497866but worth it x
>>216497853and it lush x
>>216497929wut. you're supposed to use loose ground coffee in an aeropress
>>216497942yeah
>>216497955so why is it in paper bags you mong
speaking of tea. Teapot might be a shout.what we reckon lads?
>>216497929you'd need to specify that you have the glass aeropress (that costs 200 quid) for this post to have the desired effect. Otherwise you're admitting to drinking the boiling water that stews inside a plastic aeropress over and over for thousands of usesto win the argument simply lie and say you have the glass one
And the very latest from Ruby “Bones” Granger?
nigga drinking bin juice
>>216497962i think he meant it comes in paper bagsas in bought in
>>216497995shagged her pussy rotten last night
undertook a white van on the motorway today and gave him the middle finger I felt like a proper badman rudeboy
Ruby Granger, co-star of Emily Deschanel in the hit American procedural, Bones
second morning poo about to hit the bog>>216497962youre a mong
niggers in the hoodniggers in the villageniggers in the borough
>>216498011Imagine if he got out at the junctions lights and battered you
>>216498056Nah I was fuming I would’ve done him
>>216498052sauron looks like that!?
>>216498052Frodo Slaggins
I need a temporarrrry secretarrry
right thats me on cans now
>>216498011went through a period of doing that when i was stressed at work and had just started driving. one time a taxi driver got in front of me and slowed right down. what a rush. felt like jason stathom i dont do that any morebut i think road rage is a normal persons reaction to being on a road tbf.all good experienced drivers you see have the same sort of casual unfeeling the stop caring frog meme. just accept you can die any moment by your own hand or by some truck driver having a stroke and driving you off the roadeveryone past 25 is like this
Got my bumhole out. Anyone want to give sniff?
You know he got that BDE
Cant wait to wait Daniel Day Lewis and Sean Bean in; grim boring old blokes talking; The Movie
off to bed
>>216498101John could never
catberg having a lovely snooze in my bed
>>216498119Bajoran Data Encryptor?
>>216498131alri, post catberg
how are the uk beasts going lately?
>>216498156my nob? yeah it's alright
still so embarrassed about my squelching
could you finish one
>>216498160great to hear mate
>>216498123hate daniel day lewis. dont care how good an actor he is. because none of that is the reason why he gets any rewards. we already know oscars arent given out for industry merit but when someone who does deserve it for acting gets one we conveniently forget their metrics are still rotten. even though he is a great actor he is still only rewarded for being a compliant posh wanker. no one else in hollywood royalty gets the retirement party he did and then he cancelled it all out to come back purely because his son is shit without him. it's bad enough knowing that nepotism makes the world go round. but it's a lot worse knowing that when there is actually more than that to something, the world still just brings it all back to nepotism and traditional hierarchies
Lahra, aged 15, was last seen in Heathcote at 3.30pm on Monday, 3 November 2025
>thoughts on Mamdanis win>dunno mate dont follow politics the absolute state of the Labour cabinet
wish my life was more dangerous, but without the indignity of being stabbed by a darkiewish i was in the mafia or something, or a revolutionary
>>216498176With ease.
I like the idea of Christmas, if I had a wife and kids I’d probably really enjoy it.
mental how australians are just meandering about their day getting ready to wind down and we're just starting oursmental bloody fucking mental need that sorted out asap
>>216498215would
in bedberg doing a sleeptoil
I look regal with a beard
mums angry because I ate her Nutella oops
>>216498237>>216498215nonces
>>216498231nothing stopping you enjoying it now
>>216498114>just accept you can die any moment by your own hand or by some truck driver having a stroke and driving you off the roadnot to mention everyone else in the car. always felt a bit anxious driving my friends on long trips because i couldnt shake the thought that a single second of distraction could kill every one of us
lads I think I might have lime disease
>>216498260I’m alone. Completely alone.
>>216498238nice... any place for me? :3
>>216498257thought ever cross your mind that your mum has on the basis of probability licked your dad's hairy arsehole and he probably moaned a bit when she did?
>>216498176depends what its made of
damn
fucks sake always a queue four cars deep at my local petrol station because they're 2p cheaper than the next cheapest in the area
>>216498281not really mate i don’t even know my dads name
>>216498267just adopt the kind of emotionless state of mind that comes from losing a close family member and then you'll shuttle past people wit ease
>>216498290Uranium-235 (sub-critical mass).
>>216498281goofy ahh zesty ahh noncey ahh post
>>216498267What a bitch lmao I bully little gays like you off the road
>>216498280you wouldn't like it, i haven't changed my sheets in months and i fart a lot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FumsyMKHdskPS5 is on the menu lads
>>216498300no doubt she's done it to random blokes thenmadmust be grim knowing your own mum is verifiably a slut
>>216498176of courselove a wiener schnitzelmight toss the buns and ask for potatoes and sauerkraut though
>>216498334how many playstations has he had nowdidn't he have a gaming channel at one point
>>216498330*snuggles anyway*
we need a world war or a black death or a hitler tier genocide to cull a significant portion of the global population so that those left can have a comfy life each with a little cottage in the countryside
>>216498341She’s really not I think you’re projecting. My entire life she hasn’t brought another man to the house ever and I’m 20
>>216498334mad how you give him glasses and suddenly he looks like he could be a productive member of society
on a dinghy headed to the kent coast. gonna diddle some fillies and mangle some cogs of the british empire
>>216498334buy an ad
>>216498352like ~6He pays £500 for a brand new one then sells it back to CeX for £250 a couple weeks later because its not for him but it might be for you
>>216498366prossies do out calls as well mate
>>216498382Projection
>>216498309why tho? to arrive at your destination a few minutes earlier?
bit weird how obsessed you are with mums being slags
fucked an austaralian bird once. had a sweet smelling arsehole. miss that abo fillie
>>216498395you cant progress in life unless you accept the death drive
>>216498386know it's hard to accept mate but really you're old enough at this point to know your mum's vag probably made a fart sound and blokes were like "mm" and she giggled at it
>>216498417and your mum?
>>216498396thought the 'tradie shagger' gimmick with LARPs about being a tradie and taking sexual favours from mums in exchange for discounts / free work was decent to be fairit just needed more investment and time, I think it was only the one lad peddling it
>>216498424i was a product of immaculate conception
Rorke, are you there mate?
see you in the evening see you in the dawn see you in the daylight then in the beyond
>>216498444Looks white
>>216498444the bloke who did the stabbing was white i assume?
>>216498450FOY
>>216498334He sold it literally just yesterday
>>216498327you dont though do you mate
is Sinatra worth listening too or will it make me appear a freak trench coat wearer to my peers
your mum sucked your dads willy and then immediately went down stairs to make you breakfast and licked her fingers while she was buttering your toast or thatso really you've tasted your dad's dick
zoomers can barely use a computer let alone figure out ai or mortgages
>>216498450He's Algeria >>216498452He was British The hero was an immigrant
https://vocaroo.com/1cHTcPKqOF72my song is a mess but its starting to sound decent
>>216498465How will people know?
>>216498485I'm wearing a trench coat
>>216498334yesterday the Playstation not for him, but today he give it one last chance x
>>216498469on one hand it's brainless to teach shit that can be easily googled. shopping for a mortgage isn't hard. your estate agent and solicitor do most of it. school needs to teach higher order skills. but on the other hand you have the home economics teacher showing you how to do the dishes
scream
>>216498452yes and before you say anything no they arent scum if theyre nonwhites weilding knives im not racist
>>216498469lean back love before you get posture like a prawn. learn from your elders like me
>>216498466my mum and dad got divorced because dad was looking at porn on the computer. i assume it was normal porn, nothing weird
Giving the PlayStation one last chance. One last chance
>>216498516based but in the subheading cringe
I consider you all to be my friends
>>216498516good
the fucking SYSTEM
>>216498474>He was Britishso a niggergot it
>>216498554all black
>>216498575*buzzes in*the new zealand rugby team
Never forget that Zohran Mamdani the new NYC mayor tried to justify the terrorist beheading of Lee Rigby as a legal act of war
It lush x4Wow! What an experience!
>>216498400?
>>216498594such annoying videos to have to sit through
might become the first person bullied into a suicide by a dog
lad at work has sent me a script and now i have to pretend it's mint even though i looked at it for 2 seconds and realised it was done with ChatGPT
>>216498593Ok mate l'll keep that thought in my mind forever
>>216498516banning people from the internet just seems to be bringing on dead internet theory
>>216498570Lmao at rorke shifting the goalposts
you don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps
>>216498554If only we taxed the billionaires more this wouldn't happen!
>>216498644Reddit ist mostly bots anyways. If not flat out LLMs, Bio-Robots who have to regurgitate the crowd opinion to farm karma.
>>216498647>shifting the goalpoststhe question i asked very plainly was "was he white"
>>216498634Wow — really putting those observational skills to good use! That's not just a tough social situation to navigate, that's testing your professional mettle!
farting viciously
>>216498671Goalpost status: shifted
watching the Lance Henrikson tv show Millennium
>>216498674Alri Emma Watson
>>216498663mad how his death was overshadowed massively by ozzy
i'm white
Would you pay 20 cents for a cookie, lads?
>>216498711YJK
Women at toil comparing their dogs' diarrhoea
>>216498751says a lot they'd rather do that than talk with you
>>216498469Computer literacy peaked about 10-15 years agoAsk a zoomoid how to unzip a file or troubleshoot an issue and they'll have no clueAll they know is how to navigate slick UIs
>>216498697so funny
Socioeconomic factors, Rorke
>>216498711dogberg on the right is massive
kids these days *grumbles oldly*
>>216498759Have no desire to talk to them
Do you use your middle name
Find it hard to believe that a girl so pretty emits foul smelling farts.
Leftypol reaching new levels of desperation
>>216498819have you ever had a girl fart in your face?
Pips was too easy, Strands and Connections too silly
Kids these days dont know how to use dial up internet
>>216498672
farting on rorkes face
did you know that if you fail the CAPTCHA once on the botnet, you get temp banned for who knows how long? bit gay of them
claiming pip is my god given rightpay up wagies
what the fuck is dial up internet
They're gonna taste greatThey're gonna taste great
New Poll - Ban private fireworks?79% YES21% NO
>>216498893have you considered just posting normal non-banworthy posts via the actual website?
>>216498916mad how hated this kid was
farting on rorkes face and raping him
>>216498939We're such a servile nation
>>216498893thought the point was that you dont have to do captchas there
>>216498946can't use my VPN on the normal site otherwise i would
reek with sweat
What's the botnet wasn't that in Terminator
>>216498952Why? Fireworks are fucking annoying people set them off even when it’s not bonfire night or nye, makes my dogs go mental
>>216498976gatesguy network (hint at Microsoft from early 2000s)
now this red cap gets a rap from these critics
>>216498711he's a nonce
>>216498995Don't particular like fireworks just hate how our instinct is to ban everything
>>216498960used to be but it's changed with these new captchas that have dot on top of words
reckon fartworks are based (for putting through peoples windows lolol)
>>216498939Half this country won't be satisfied until the only thing you can do is go to work, go to the shops, come home and watch Gogglebox
>>216498995>wont someone think of the doggosfuck off
put them dogs in a void cube (or "cubus")
>>216499028Okay > 500 children will have been injured as a result of an accident with fireworks this year alone
>>216498816don't have one
this pic is enough to make /brit/ aggressively racist again scottish people
Rorke getting arrested for carrying a box of sparklersAl-Rorq walking into a packed arena with a rucksack full of C4
uma after beach cant shake the feeling these arent seeing eye to eyeAllImagesShort videosForumsVideosShoppingWebMoreToolsSafeSearchOffBlurFilter
wtf is a botnet meltie
>>216499054>> 500 children will have been injured as a result of stupid parentsfixed
... breakfast time wearing my excellent glasses watching Homes under the hammer on TV in home ...
>>216499041good man
Why do l find being sober so boring?
if my homie looked like this lets just say things would get scary
>>216499076Timmy is watching shite TV with food so bad he had to blur it out, seasideMARK is out and about picking up the Playstation. I know my goat
>>216499022No shops any more mate, got to get it delivered by a black fella
put that dog in the yoo no nami ama manii horse box
>>216499099zoomers are fucked in the head
>>216498939anarch tyranny in action
struggle to imagine a whiter name than "jamie graham-blair"my word
>>216499104You're from Sainsburys aren't you
>No, MY parasocial retard is better!
>>216499099boymoder = girl ?i'm not up to date on all the new names for androgyny
>>216499117please god I hope NZ starts doing this
>>216499104trip on
>>216499117love a trawlwoolway pakana with a garlic naan, me
>>216499117Do you actually take these people seriously or do they just get laughed at
>>216499099you can clearly see her tits when she has the hoodie on tho
>>216499133a trans being 'stealth' and dressing and presenting as male
>>216499144
>>216499022i'd love that. love gogglebox me.
>>216499117>nature and stuff is like...whoa man
nobody: rorke, his abocestors coming out from stick huts to see the shining stars (his peoppolowololo ahooyooya of old) >>216499145
>>216499117isn't this a bit like blackface
>>216498995No one cares about your little muttsOur traditions are more important
just did a big wee but also plotting a wank so didn't flush yetsaving the turtles, me
stuck in my current shitty life with no escape
if I had money I would buy £6 trackies from Primark, wash them all at once (7-14 at a time or whatever), then put them on as underwear after theyve been washed 1 time as new, and not shake my penis
>>216499057Wonder if ken is derived from the German kennen which is "to know"
>>216499117odd thing about tasmanian abos, aside from the fact all the real ones are genetically actually extinct, is they throw a massive hissy fit and refuse to use capital letters in their languages because it's a "european concept"even though abos literally never developed a written language and the very idea of writing stuff down came with european settlement
>>216499133they have a penis essentialy
>>216499221how is a nutter like you not on full rate pip?
>>216499225It is. Scots is an offshoot of Middle English, and retains more old Germanic words than Modern English.
>>216499221>if I had moneyif you got 15 in order to wash 14 at a time and still be wearing one, that's literally just £90
yeah neither did zimbabwe or whatever the fuck Z country in Africa not inventing history until 30 years ago. Nigera or something
gogglebox has to be the absolute peak of goyslop. they'll be writing papers on it in 100 years as a hallmark of the western decline. up there with child brothels in weimar republica whole tv show about nothing more than watching other people watch tv shows, and it's been going for a decade. jesus wept
no good jobno hopeno holidaysno future
>>216499245exactly. that isnt much but actually its 180 pounds a week to have entire pants for cleaning the piss out of your dick so you dont get any piss smell on your trousers. I guess you could do 7 at a time and wash the new ones with last weeks and wash the new ones with the next new ones on rotation. then it is maybe £22.50 instead actually if I had money I would just buy disposable pants then
leftypol surreptitiously researching the weimar republic
>>216499270it's really not that deep, it's just a way to stick a load of trailers together and run it during actual scheduling
i don't trust reform
>>216499301same im trans btw
tasmania is shaped like a lady's pubic patch
>>216499238yeah I am hoping to. apparently you can just apply again if you get denied might just go fill it out with trailing sentences and no punctuation and a third thing here but atas well as that I think I could put it on a bit and act silly but too far and I wouldnt believe in myself. if I dont believe in myself it will come off wrong and they wont believe me either (unless they arent allowed to do that haahahah)
>>216499312so a triangle
>>216499283Labour manifesto leaked
gold week without wit is actually super fucking retarded I bet unless you can breed her to be S-A tier pace chaser
not allowed white families on Gogglebox these days due to the wokeunless it's two gay men and their adopted children (always two boys, funny that)
>>216499314do you talk like you type?
>be me>see attractive woman>think "corr would love to spaff inside her">carry on with my dayi wonder if women know us fellas are like this
>>216499145normal people will quietly laugh to themselves, only wine mums/aunts and left wing freaks fellate abos and abo 'culture'
I'm voting for the pot noodle and a wank party
Mad how over it is for the Jews
>>216499355I swing wildy between one-word answers (and saying the same thing over and over again) and "im representing myself actually" Charles Hamilsonson
>>216499356still thinking of that jogger's arse i saw on monday
>>216499356i think "would love to see her take bbc" personally
>>216499366Does ThatreallyExist ?? ..
>>216499353the brother and sister who are related to the chuckle brothersthe fat sisters who keep having babiesthe old couple in the armchairsthe northern pair in the caravanthe new old lady and her daughterthe mum and step-dad and their daughter who had a babythe thick-as-mince redhead and her mate/sister/whateverthat new posh family with the great danethe family with the rottweilers
You don't have to like Reform but if you pass up a once in a lifetime opportunity to give someone else a go in favour of the current Labour or Tories you basically never get to complain again
Pot Noodle and a wank party hahahaha omg you guys are insane!! how do you come up with these things???
the world you were born in no longer exists
>>216499353>two gay men and their adopted children (always two boyscor
>>216499402I haven't actually watched it it years lad. My apologies for making you type up all that drivel.
you dont have to think like a genuis but act like a brilliant actually yes you do .
Today`sPocket Monsterof the Day Is ..Zekrom !!
>>216499420call me old fashioned butyou should actually like the party that you vote for
>>216499421literally ripped straight from r/CasualUK
sucking off a tea beverage
>>216499420problem is the only reason reform is allowed to exist is because everyone knows theyll be uselesss
rustlers burger and picking your nose party
silence sasuka in anime age
Why is the result of the new york mayoral election headline BBC news?Will we the UK public be informed every time a new bike path is approved in new york city? What's it to do with us?
>>216499469Useless would be a massive improvement thoughbeit
lunchables and doing a poo party
>>216499481slow news day
was he a nonce?
rorke: redread women are overrated red haired woman exists, rorke: my queeeeeen!
>>216499481and yet here you are bringing it up unsolicited in a thread supposedly about British culture
>>216499150>her>she
>>216499481It's the most important city of our ruling power
redread
>>216499497um
>>216499497he had some big tittied river wife
>>216499507a boymodder is a girl modding herself as a boy
>>216499506yes the content of the British Broadcasting Corporation's front page www.bbc.co.uk is of concern to me, a British man living in Britain, hence why I discuss it here in /brit/ - British Cultureyour concession is accepted
inb4 the spam
dont mess with the zohran
Rap so good niggas be calling me Bartholomew
You are always locking your windows, right?https://youtu.be/qhBt2_eZGJY?t=1292
i got banned for calling americans ******icans
>>216494246>>216494246
The fake new gimmick should actually be banworthy
>>216499594>>216499594>>216499594
is it (to gamble on the outcome as well as the act, separately) illegal to wager money against people and pay them to sue you for some case against you so that you can go to courts and represent yourself against lawyers to try and win
>>216499566
>>216499595I like this girlVery black though, probably the blackest person to ever exist in the Pokemon world
>>216499270>up there with child brothels in weimar republicRoaring
>>216499546>girl
