chappy edish
>2 out of 2 mistakenly released prisoners were sex offendersLmao what are the chances
In my lifetime Inshallah
>pasbort
>>216508104What videos do you like to watch?>>216508146What do you like to do for fun when you're not posting on 4chan?
>>216508169Well now it just doesn't feel genuine
>>216508202Sorry
my kid is also named pasbort
hello my literal enemies
rorke came with a chopper today
>>216508166
>>216508248hello... father
>>216508090what does brown woman neck taste like lads
So he's never claimed asylum he overstayed his visitor visa in 2020 but we just let him stay anyway
>>216507519ireland isn't allowed in one and isn't allowed to leave the other
Just realised it's bonfire night
>>216508265ei ei mun
anyone up for giving themselves brain damage and living off of benefits for the rest of their lives
be right back off to go show the horses at the field pictures of dinosaurs heh...
>>216508281he's never done this before
Your contribution to /brit/ isn't just hilarious it's fascinating!
>>216508275i really wish i could answer this. im a vf you see
she thinks this is fit but actually this would just wind up any glasses wearing man
be right back off to go masturbate some horses off
>>216508339Thanks :D
>>216508281Das rite
>>216508169just normal ones. nothing weird
>>216508339thank you x
>>216508351get out there and report back please
I think that video is fake
is nutella on crumpets any good?
>>216508302Yep some arseholes were setting fireworks off in my ends last night.There will be plenty of furry little runts cowering in fear tonight... But enough about rorke
mad to think some bloke on here has the pic of my missus’ arse, which i posted some time ago, saved on his computer
>>216508387Those don't look that normal to me but not that weird either desu
>>216508430Can't see why it wouldn't be if you like crumpets and nutella
wonder if there's a job in the salvation army on their street team for guys who will relieve homeless women by having sex with them
>>216508441Why would you do that?
>>216508420my sister and mum locked their room doors lad
The Jewish nigger Lassalle
>>216508441ktim
>>216508499Oh he cuteHorse not bad either!
>>216508499>ear pierced
tachyon LOOKS like it was doping I guess they just arent horses any more really
any of you play neopets
yer mam does the can can
>>216508522ye, even had it stretched because of the emo-phase pierced lip too
>>216508499never see any pictures where someone is with a horse not smiling if u think about it
do the jews now the west bank isn't that kind of bank
Japanese racing horses are significantly inbred, with a rapid increase in inbreeding over the last 30 years due to the extensive use of popular sires like Sunday Silence and Deep Impact.wow they bred the doping horse its pretty mental how related to one-another all of the horses are in this small game
>>216508508would you be spiritually and morally oppposed to me shagging your mum
>>216508563does it go back to normal or is it stretched forever now?
>>216508499Oh this nigga ZESTY zesty
>>216508563arsehole stretched too presumably
>>216508570great animals aren’t they
>>216508563a genuine batty manarse bandit in the flesh
>>216508601haru squibby urara's great grandad was a british horse called tesco boy :£
>>216508430yeah it is, can't afford that stuff now though
>>216508640what do you do with the horses
>>216508606err she's mine
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japan_(horse)British horse
>>216508601Japan loves their incest and inbreedingThey even say that the islands of Japan are shaped the way they are because Izanagi and Izanami are brother and sister
>>216508660...to shag?
>>216508659:)
>>216508622doesn’t get back go normal sadly, was told 1cm is fine but obviously i was duped >>216508649it was in at the time, easy way to get emo-minge too >>216508659love them
>Badenoch slams 'shambles of a government' as second foreign prisoner wrongly released
>>216508682>They even say that the islands of Japan are shaped the way they are because Izanagi and Izanami are brother and sisterdon't care you gay neckbeard bitch lmao
>>216508640
>>216508640Anime nonces want to shag this
oh its haru
soldiers getting ptsd from the fireworks tonight
>>216508475I do like crumpets. But I usually eat them with butter.I do like nutella. But i'm not an experimenter.
Someone repost that lads Mrs arse, I missed it
>>216508683nh i need her to cook my brekkie and dindins
>>216508706Alright well you're the one missing out on folkino (portmanteau of folklore + kino) not me
>>216508757
>>216508764what about your sister then
bike nonce
>>216508757i could
director akikawa is northern taste from canda :£
>>216508703she's black so i don't really listen to what she says
More of a strumpet man myself... Hmmm bloody drag marks head this way...
>>216508784state of that makeup
>>216508784That's a man, baby
more like badencock
>>216508791is it a...
>>216508784that's a bloke innit m8
>>216508784that’s a man isn’t it
>>216508724I actually have a penis fetish,I am straight but for some reason I have a fascination for penis.There was a day where I went to my grandparents farm,went alone to the barn and licked and kissed the horse penis.
>>216508809that's a man isn't it
>>216508784why this bloke's kinda...
I wasnt safe for work, these both are also top is clearly a man
really dot care for your current affairs posting. if i wanted to see humerous takes on the news i would watch have i got news for you or the news quiz or russell howard's good news
>>216508816>>216508823no *winks at camera*
>>216508809lol did he really
Wanking home in the dark
>>216508785you’re not going to believe this but she’s also my brother
>>216508809shagged that lovely little bun
more of a buy high sell low man myself
none of these horses have Wikipedia picture...>>216508840report it for off-topic (pol / .../news/)
>>216508809nice bum that
any prostitute using man in? what sites do asians typically use? got one living a few doors down in the apartment building and want to find her listing, tried adultwork and vivastreet
fireworks have started have they?
>>216508871fuc off clipe
>>216508854what
>>216508653why not? crumpets only cost a quid or whatever. nutella is a few quid. less than 5 quid as long as you have a toaster.
Applying for a job and I'm being interviewed by an AI chatbotI need this bubble to burst immediately, what are we even doing here
>>216508844some anon asked me and i obliged
>>216508840None of the /pol/ posts here are humorous anyway they're just screenshots or copied verbatim from reddit
>>216508887see what i mean?
Oh my DAYS f a m
>>216508909or X
>>216508894Good little wagie
>>216508882just go and knock on the door mate
>>216508703why is a black woman leading the Conservative Partywhat is she conserving
>>216508913not really no
>>2165088973 years ago..where does the time go
>>216508888last time i looked nutella was nearly 7 quid
is it true that chiekn tikka masala was made in scotland?but madras masala already existed at that time so is it really a new inventioni dunnoanyway eating a madras right now and it spicy
>>216508942she has a cock lad
hate my retarded incel life
Any man pretending it’s not over when it is in fact, over, in?
>>216508897Not a great idea
>>216508971may I offer you this picture in your time of need?
I used 30 carrots to do the last entry into the race for today (won 1/5)
Scanning popcorn in bed after toil.Dinner will be lentil soup with bread and butter. No wanking or drinking for me tonight lads. Might have a cheeky wee roll up tho
>>216508897get her boobies posted then lad
>>216508968ohso would you be spiritually or morally opposed to me shagging your sister
>>216508846
No fireworks going off yet. What a disgrace
>>216508943really it’s been 3 years? fuck me >>216508996right >>216509017no, the canadian said it wasn’t a good idea
>>216508993No lad, everything's fine here h-haha...
>>216508918
>>216509014>Scanning popcorn in bed after toil.comfy
>>216509052Ah good me too aha totally fine
not using the +33 speed < 3* spark silence sazuka swinging maelstrom A tier guest because I am using the vodka A+ guest with 9* spark stamina and thats because I am going for the win eventhough thats too much stamina and I am also using super creek
my next post will be a bit experimental, just a warning for those who aren't comfortable with change
someone should meet bradley irl and tell him about brit
>>216509042post her feet
just had a shower and it's lush
never kill yourself
Signed up to my towns backgammon clubThink it's exclusively 50+ year old men
they get homers simpson in fortnite
>>216508999thanks
>>216509092Haha yeah original thought never heard this one before
>>216508955no. maybe for a massive tub at waitrose. 2 quid on special at asda for a regular jar.
>>216509056Hungry but don't want to ruin my appetite for dinner later. Don't want to heat the house either
>>216509143me neither thats why i thought it. only have original thoughts me
fireworktoil has begun
>>216509022such a tricky question. any answer just leads to another question doesnt it
>>216509148microwave popcorn or snack popcorn tho
Do you have any country in Europe that I think hates the United Kingdom, hates monarchies, wants a country without kings, queens, or any other monarchical titles, and that is a loyal lapdog of the European Union?
my cousin killed himself on bonfire night
Rorke pulling out his Steam Deck to play a little bit of Tales of Xillia remastered on the sofa while his jacket potato bakes
>>216509216
>>216509216lol
>>216509213no
>>216509221ktim but playing stardew valley
>>216509188you haven't really provided an answer have youyou're tergevisating and wriggling your way out of the question because the notion of it makes you uncomfortablebe a man and answer my query, can i have sex with your sister
>>216509206Microwave butter popcorn, nice and toasty on this dark wet night, undercovers, telly on. Comfy
>>216509213How would we know? /brit/ is a royalist thread and we support the MonarchySure, we have haters. Don't care.
10 MEN WENT TO MOWWENT TO MOW A MEADOW
>>216509263fine i will allow it!
>>216509268should play with your knobule a bit
the uk is by far the worst western european country you can live in todaywill include the whole of europe too if places like poland keep catching up
>>216509243I'm sorry,but the United Kingdom is a traitor to Europe.I need the beautiful euro coin.
>>216509278good ladhave you asked her if it's alright though
no one ever asks me if they want to have sex with me
>>216509268comfy and based was doing the exact same thing during winter
*walks up to the microphone**taps it 1-2, 1-2**ahem*.........blogonfire night
>>216509313grimno other word for it really is there
>>216509269The monarchy can go to hell.I need a country without kings and without monarchs.
>>216509347uffffff
>>216509313
>>216509320i was asking what brown woman neck tastes like lad not brown man
>>216509306she’s asleep lad. i'll ask her first thing tomorrow morning. expect some good news!
>>216509347um, who dis?
>>216509339Fuck off you smelly little ladyboy.God Save The King.
bonnie blue clears that other whore. you can tell she lives for this shit the other one is in it for the money and notoriety
>>216509323ok here’s your (you)
I really like nishino flower and I reckon she is better than baukushin class rep for SPEED
>>216509367didn't he leave?
>>216509414lily is more of a onlyfans merchant
>>216509414do you have any similar in aus that are turbo slags like them?
>>216509286Came twice, heavily last night to the BBW thread on gif lad, shan't be doing so tonight.
>>216509368makeup exists and i've got an arsehole too
>>216509436yea your mum
>>216509436his mum has quite the rep LOL
watching a korean lady camping in the rain for relaxation
>>216509409The only ones who have the right to be called king are Jesus Christ and God himself.And I want a European country without any kind of monarchy, a country that is a loyal lapdog of the European Union.
>>216509339this post makes me nostalgic for thailad
>>216509445had a massive sofia rose wank at the weekend when steamingmy spaff felt like it nearly hit the ceiling
too slow heh
>>216509394that's me
wtf I love paradox now
horny for some SEA puss
posted it again award
love wankinglove cummingsimple as
>The Mirror: Nigel Farage blasted with brutal PMQs question after earning £1m from second jobsfucks sake did Nigel already become PM when I wasn't looking?
>>216509425she really isn't, she's only usable for this (and next) CM because of the hanshin + firm hints, and outside of those you might consider taking her on a fan run where you max her, bakushin and kitasan black's friendship asap to hopefully get to ~500 speed before the early dec mile race since her initial gauge is so high, but you'd be sacrificing 5 fan bonus
>>216509503wasn't it one of the ck games you could blame the jews for your kingdoms ills and they'd get exiled?
>>216509536you gotta stop this ladyou'll be happier not wanking
>>216509221Still playing Graces F remastered
>>216509475Haha, mine were those ones where you feel like the load has almost burst your urethra open at the knobhead
>>216509525flip fanny is good
>>216509466Wrong. His Majesty King Charles III was ordained by god. We are his willing subjects. Go to the French thread, they are godless republican cretins who are slaves to the EU.
>>216509452i will have a wank to asean femboys tonight and i'll report back on my findings
>>216509542no I mean the horse but I dont have her unlocked these support cards I have are pretty good (switched it up a little). didnt know 5% fan bonus was a lot but yeah I saw that after the first race sometimes I dont have enoughfans without a secondrace
Gay retard hour is it?
>>216509578Why would France be the ideal European country for me?
Eating pomegranate seeds at work during my break and that's lush
whats the equivalent of these guys but for video games
>>216509581good luck young man. im off and shall continue my incel sleep
>>216509585no lad fan bonus is only relevant for accumulating fans for your club, fan runs are only done by turbo autists where you do 50 races in a career trying to get over a million fansyou don't need to worry about fan bonus at all during a normal career, every objective can be cleared in one race and any defecit in that should be made up for simply by winning instead of jobbing and coming 5th
>>216509637lovely jubbly, go on my son
>>216509590the most powerful race in the world
>>216509637Coooorrr sneak into the toilet and send us a cheeky wee panty shot love
lmaonobody has given a shit about his bait all day (usual day) reminder to report the BE lags posts - because he is not welcome here
>>216509590flips are based af, they walk around showing their belly for some reason
>>216509653video games are not art
>>216509668sometimes when I get a really good run I get the tier above star and its pretty cool. never even got to the top of the pyramid (which isnt even close to 1 million)
get them taxed
fireworks going offdogberg perturbed
>>216509636France has no god, but their President. No monarch. No pride. EU slaves. And there is a good market for heroin.
>>216509747get him bummed to take his mind off them
>>216509747who gives about about a stupid dog
>>216509653warren spector
>>216509721you should aim to do the late nov tokyo cup and late dec arima kinen (if you can) in both years as optional races, if you're running a sprinter or dirt racer like bakushin or urara you won't ever hope to achieve the top of the pyramid since the fan gains from their races are abysmal
>>216509746billionaires don't mill about on my street though do they
what’s the British version of Prom? did you go? why didn’t you marry your date?
thai retard is in the chelsea thread too
Buying fireworks is one of the lowest iq things a person can do and the sale of them should be strictly limited to licensed organized eventsTHERE, I said it.
lindybeige is back
>>216509746trvth nvke
>>216509803that's costa rica you fucking retard
>>216509751
>>216509783didn't go to my prom because i didn't have any friends haha
no its immigrants
Fireworks going fucking mental
suppository delivered to dogberg
>>216509805sod off you wet blanket
>>216509751I prefer a France like this to a country that still has kings and monarchs.
>>216509783Why would I marry someone I met at 16? Seems incredibly foolish
>>216509783we had a prom but nobody had dates. it was just the lads hanging out but in suits.
chicken nugget wrap and some waffles fries for din dins
>>2165097836th year ball/dance at the end of the year to celebrate graduation before going to uni etc. I never went, I went out with a few mates at the time and got high instead. Probably a big mistake but you can't change the past mcquade
>>216509829Sorry friend but it had to be said.
>>216509805I agree it's quite low IQ but everybody should be allowed to buy them so I can watch them for free when people let them off
>>216509898your thoughts on birds eye potato waffles?
>>216509769>late nov tokyo cup and late dec arima kinenOK I will do them with literally me horse! even though I am not winning (not even oka sho uwu) because im getting 600 speed/attack and the other if I can and just losing until I get sparks. fans help with that
>I spent £50 on some coloured smoke
>>216509921not great, along with all other bird eye potato productsmy waffle fries are leon because im a rich bitch
Thoughts on the new specs team? £200. Don't look as bright in person
>>216509868You should be shot for treason. What would your King say if he knew you were posting such filth?One day the United Kingdom will retake our French territory.
>>216509746For what
>>216509921Luvly, had some 2 nights ago
>>216509959>Don't look as bright in personjust like you then
Hope you fucking scumbags with your fireworks are happy Hes terrified
morrissey be like:I would go lynching tonight but haven't got a stitch to wear
>>216509983looks fine. probably more annoyed by you bothering him.
>>216509990Yeah I'll wait until the next thread is posted after this one's gets deleted
>>216509937ok in that case don't even think about fans, you need to aim for 600/600/600 in speed/stamina/power after every career, do as many optional races as will allow you to hit these thresholdsyou should run hopeful stakes in junior year late dec since it gives a good spark but really just do races on turns with no good trainingonce you have a horse with 9* in stam/power or a mix of the two then you can finally play the game
>>216509983good hope he has a heart attack and dies the yapping little dickhead
don't know what toby was thinking when he made the last 2 kayo dot albums
>>216509746You mean blame billionaires for bringing migrants
am abusing firm runner perk becausemy stats are always so low
>>216510012Why?
Fireworks are evil.
Mamdani is just the startSir Zack Polanski is next
firework in my arsehole who wants to do the honours
>>216509783we had prom but i didnt get invited
>>216510059You spelled his name wrong and he will never receive a knighthood.
>>216510009Won’t eat his food, keeps panting and whining but sure you know best dickhead
>>216510046so is a government/globalist cabal tricking men into cutting off their dicks for the first time in history but you are a product of that and think that you had to of bee because of the society that they created for you to feel pressured into doing that
>>216510059the face of a man who sucked so much cock it permanently altered his jawline
lord peter mandelson
>>216510099dont antagonise him pleasehe will go on a four hour meltdown
>>216509783>what’s the British version of Prom? school disco>did you go? yeah>why didn’t you marry your date?my family moved away and we split up
>>216510096I'm a woman. It's that simple.
>>216510140nah
>>216510095probably lost his appetite when you shagged his arse, you filthy dog nonce
>>216510140why have you got a willy then?
bike nonce running late to work because his bike lost its appetite
>>216491276>>216491276
Prime Minister Sir Zack Polanski
>>216510153>>216510177Say that irl and not behind a screen
>>216510186archived
Prime Minister Sir Clint Eastward
>>216510191why because youre a 6ft tall man on estrogen?
>>216510140do you actually believe that or have you just given up on being normal and you're running with it?
i guess this is the new?>>216509972>>216509972
>>216510191very feminine response
>>216510191>Say that irlI will when I pop by Scarborough Aldi for my carton of coffee and almond croissant.
>>216510140L O N D O NONDON
