a bad psych a bad psych edition
not another bloody bad psych edition...
we can all agree that deanoworks are indeed annoying
>>216510052there have been literally hundreds, the canadian spammer is worse than the people he derides
>>216510214honestly starting to hate the canadian spammer
>buckle fat removal
>>216510214the canadian spammer is a parasite
these captchas are too shit. those posts werent me
remember when that dad called his son a parasite then kicked him outgood times
on the drugules
Dogberg not liking these fireworks
mexican friend left me some good quality tequila and its quite peng. definitely for supping not shotting
Just closed my curtains a bit tighter
>>216510344elton's been eating his greens
>>216510344lovely poo with an eltonaisse topping
thinking of buying these lads. Thoughts? Time is of the essence mumberg says we're leaving soon
thinking of upgrading to premium to see who the fuck is interested in me
was walking my new born puppy and accidentally tied it to a tree next to a large firework display and ran home
boiler making crackling noises but idk why lol
>>216510368leaving australia?
>>216510368cunts upside downhow's he done that then?
>>216510376screm
Why did Britain stop making classic TV shows in the 10s? Nothing like Peep Show, Inbetweeners, Little Britain, Skins, Shameless has come out in the last 15 years.
Just had a voicemail from Thames Valley police asking me to phone back to speak to a PC Forsyth. It's fucking over isn't it?
>>216510301my dad once beat me up when i was 15grabbed me from behind, shoved me onto the ground and smashed my head against the brick driveway
>>216510401fragmentation of culture and the rise of dei policies in creative industries
>>216510401woke, unironically
>>216510372she appears to be morbidly obese with pink/red hair
are you excited for the new uma career
>>216510408you gonna put him in one of those nigerian care homes as payback?
>>216510344What is the semen covered slop?
might say the n word
remembrance day soon. hope you've got your poppy x
>>216510459why is an image recognition algorithm posting on the /brit/?
>>216510407its probably a scammerdo you live in the Thames Valley?
>>216510432>vote against their own interestsvoting against immigration is voting against yourself?
not a single real human in this thread btw.
20 years in the can smelling of fish or shit
>>216510372Poo screaming, looks like phat phoebs
Thames Valley Police now requires me to attend my local police station between half 8-9am and half 2-4pm Monday to Friday from now on. Are they allowed to take over my life like this?
>>216510476
the guy ate his shoes afterwards
>>216510545yes lel
Ordered a Testosterone level test kit while I'm on NoFap and NoPornCurious what it's doing, I don't have any real libido
>>216510562why do they not go for a widdle before doing that
>>216510545hmm
>>216510580phimosismong?
got an elderly unmarried neighbour who just sits inside all day watching tvmental that i'll be just like him in a few decades
>>216510503If you can't see that Reform are using immigration as a front to destroy your own rights and make you a slave to toilberg then yes you're stupid
>>216510589when women squeeze their pelvic floor that hard it pushes fluids outdoesn't make a difference if she goes to pee beforehand, she's probably already dehydrated from trying to cut weight anyway
>>216510372What app is it and how much is it? How many matches have you gotten, enough to make it worth it?
>>216510617i dont believe thati think youre lying to me
>>216510605you could say that about any party. people vote on policies not on what a party will do in the future
Had these bastard towels in the tumble dryer all fucking day and they're still not dried!
>>216510344levi's shoes are alri
Why arent you watching the fireworks and buying an overpriced light up fan
the pol immigrants make this thread worse, for a fact
glod
alrigh?
>>216510632there are plenty of videos of women peeing themselves during deadliftsi've also seen pee on the deadlift platform at my gym after girls have deadlifted
>>216510594Yeah it's me, aka escortladI'm trying to fix my shit
>>216510408Iktf - mine battered me at least three times a week. 6ft4 and strong as an ox, I could do nothing but freeze up and pray
the missus
>>216510643>2am>27c
>>216510666every tried having a twink lick the inside on your foreskin to loosen it up?
>>216510407>>216510499let's nip this new LARP in the bud shall we. If this is real, upload a vocaroo recording of the voicemail then post the link here. Fortuitiously you have already shot yourself in the foot by including the made-up PC's name in your post so even a stock recording will do you no good because it wouldn't include the name.I will now open the floor to hear your damp squib excuses why you cannot do this. Here are some options for you:>um I can't I deleted the voicemail (that's extremely important and contains dates/times/locations I am required to attend thus would never delete)>erm I don't have a smartphone my phone is out of battery actually it's broken now>eh eh eh I can't because the voicemail has my name in it and, um, I don't know how to crop an audio file>um um my computer doesn't have an in-built microphone actually>emmm my mum's calling me now my dinner's ready I have to go now sorry
>>216510706im freezing here
always thought it was "nip it in the butt"
>>216510643>for women
shag it in the arse
HMP Sex Arse etc etc>Female probation officer accused of having relationship with male prisoner appears in courthttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15260909/Female-probation-officer-accused-relationship-male-prisoner-court.html
>>216510469not sure. im undecided what to do with him. dad lives in new zealand and he is 65 so still a decade or two from going in a home. he didn't care for his mother, i did more for her in her final years than he did, but the responsibility for her fell to my uncle. i'm more concerned with what will happen to him because he is a good man. my dad is a bit of a bastard. i've agreed to pull the plug on my mother but she is more open about death than dad who doesn't discuss things like that. not even sure what he would want doing with his ashes.
Just got my arse in gear and did some bacon and cheese sandwiches, feel much better
>>216510716done that fucking cunt in
>>216510741misunderstandings of this nature have been given the name "eggcorns" (a mishearing of the word acorn), if you ever want to look up other examplescommon ones posted on 4chan are "it's a doggy dog world out there" and "diamond dozen"
>>216510689Yeah mate they'll totally sort out and get rid of the one issue people vote them in for. They only want power for a short while then once the job is done they'll just walk off into the sunset job done
>>216510580When I knew my life was over - pic related
Give me a whole life order in HMP Sex Arse
>>216510782ths shouldnt be a crime unless its rape and until the stupid bitch gets persuaded to help him break out of prison
>>216510489u wot m8?
>>216510802if they fail a further right party will replace them as they did with the tories
>>216510786Are you me from last night lad?
>>216510799this post was truly a blessing in the skies
>>216510853Yes.
>>216510852well that's them recked
>>216510507anyone got that webm of mark on the train eating a pizza while a nuclear explosion from fallout is going on outside
I wonder what dtfic would do if the switch was finally flipped and brits were banned from 4chan, casting /brit/ to forgotten historyI reckon he would neck himself
lots of banging and popping going outside wonder how many new arrivals that don’t know what bonfire night is think the native brits are uprising
I need sex
>>216510852Akaya Placekavra'd 'em
>>216510716grow up and go outside mate
>>216498052Frodo Slaggins
It's like bloody Fallujah out there!
>>216510580if you go no libido it means its low, its why most post menopausal women take T these days
>>216510906as close as you've been to banging all year matey
>>216510806state of you I'm a fat alcoholic with diabetes and gout what's your excuse
>>216510870wouldnt mind one of those indian chinese hybrid gfs
>>216510906uprising what? CK5 in your bedroom when every normal functioning human being is outside right now? revolution in that thing in your head yeah?
>>216510945Morbidly obese and inactive.
bonfire night is fucking shit
>>216510938I thought having no libido was very common during porn withdrawal and NoFap?
>>216510953did that fantasising cretin
dinner sorted... chicken permission
i've got more of that
>>216510938>tattoono thanks
>>216510959she would get it
>>216510866In that case let me ease your mind about toil tomorrow. You manage to fill the piss bottle and complete the prep and lie about plus get ahead on work so that Thursday you will probably be able to sleep half the day, and also you will interact briefly with one of the cumly young wenches. That is all.
>>216510953yh you’re right I’m sorry
>>216510674That sounds a lot worse than my dad. He smacked me occasionally as a kid but that was no big deal and ive got no resentment for that. The time he beat me up was cowardly but it was a one off. He was under a lot of strain at the time but he has never apologised. Then again ive never apologised for threatening him with a knife a few years later.
>Government policies: Israel has implemented policies to deter migration, such as building a fence along the Egyptian border and offering "voluntary deportation" programs.>Asylum process: The asylum process has been slow, with a large backlog of applications and a very low rate of approval compared to European countries.
Any Viagra takers itt?
>>216510870>how to glow>slather yourself in baby oilthat's one way to do it i guess
dog's really upset he's beside himself with fear
>>216510975mogs me
>>216510991ktim
how do I know what I want in lifedo I have to keep wanking?
dat nigga rorke been on my mind no cap
>>216510991when i a sniff a few lines yeah but i almost had a stroke once from doing it
>>216510986nah its a serious flaw that started too early in your thought process and has taken over your life. still the absolute state of you I hate immigrants as well
>>216510980Nah I’m gonna get on it so I ruin our future and I can’t get into work
>>216510870Timmy's primitive crush
>>216510994cozyberg
>>216511007if it helps i'm 5'6
i thought it was a good larp. i liked the detail of the police station attendance times being when schools start and finish.
>>216510994;_;
I used to be a heel on sluthate and looksmax.net respectively
>>216511020sorry lad I’ll suck your cock if it stops you being mad at me
>>216510994
>>216510969>Additionally, men often also naturally experience a decrease in their libido as they age due to decreased productions in testosterone.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libido
hate all the banging outside, all the people having fun and that
>>216511055maybe
>>216510806>>216510975how big are your dicks?
>>216510994he looks like a knob end x
i will never ever have sex ever again
as always, lets give it a go
>>216511012>>216511016Please redpill me on it.What's re the side effects? What if I take it when I don't really need it (for example, if my erections aren't very hard anymore because of poor diet instead of actually needing Viagra)
>>216511054find it very bizarre how the esoteric jargon of looksmax became a normie gen alpha topic on tiktok and you have these young kids saying mog, jawline obsession, ltn, and such
>kids (literally a 10 year old or something) screaming outside >police do the drive-by weewoo sirens on the main road state of Scotland
>>216511088yeah ok lad see you at the brothel tomorrow
>>216510991back in my drugwank days yeah. I would take 20mg tadalafil (generic Cialis) at the start of the session and then as it progressed I would take a 100mg sildenafil (generic viagra), break it up into 4 bits then eat 1 every couple hours when my willy shriveled up. That would get me through the first 24 hours.
slugberg, thoughts?
come on over to brit/pol/ if you want normal conversations instead of this epic aloof absurdist zoomer poo spam all day
>>216511131ugly and disgusting and i'd squash it
>>216510975>>216510806alri low T mongs
>>216511108i get decent erections but only take it now and again if i want to get a steel hard one like when you were a teenager and then get hard again for another rake like 10 minutes later
>>216511131*gobbles it*
>>216511059me waiting for my toenail polish to dry
>>216511023You fool, we drank the last of the whisky in the house last night so unless you go out and pick up some more... Please do actually, I was so close to doing so this evening but have resisted so far, then I could actually be getting steaming tonight and all
>>216511108it's safe, they now sell it off the counter at boots (you just need to sign a form).the main problems are getting an erection for too long, which start to hurt, and difficulty breathing (but only if you take too much or mix with booze/stims)
>>216511131get him scranned
>>216511016you should try to shag without viagra even when high on coke or some sort of stimulant, it takes more stimulation but it's possible to get a rock solid willy after snorting all night
+1 to the literally me career tally (speed and stam > 600 but power 2* spark)
Dogberg is NOT pleased
>>216511158>(you just need to sign a form).they put you on the limp dick register
>>216511131get salt poured on that vile thing pronto
>>216511131finlad looking good
>>216511108it works, but it usually gives me a headache
Please spare a thought for those asylum seekers who have come from warzones like Palestine and Syria. Must be a truly terrifying night for them.
>>216511186black pepper and allt. bruce
>>216511158>they now sell it off the counter at boots (you just need to sign a form).Oh dear. Guess I'll just have to let my wife suffer with my weak erections. I just couldn't bring myself to buy it in public let alone sign a form
>>216511216nah their families (women and children) are "back home" getting bombed for real
>>216511241>>216511183buy it online then nibba
heard herr starmer has 'accidentally' 'lost' a few more prisoners. bit of a pattern forming here...
so this is rorke
>>216511157Ok I will but I’m gonna haphazardly flirt with the wenches in front of everyone when I get round to today
>>216511216they need deporting asap
SCREMAING
>>216511255Which one?
>>216511257are they all sex offenders yeah?
>>216511131it looks like it has a giant leprosy sore or herpes or something
>>216511279i use dr fox
>>216511259fabulous catberg x
>>216511270Anglo-Saxon goblin revolting against his Norman superior
>>216511259it's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cakeWHAT
just finished wolf of wall streeti did not care for it.
need one of whatever this beast is
>>216510972I guess that's not yours but it's peng
1 in 5 working age adults are not in work and not looking for work. This costs the country over £140 billion a year
it's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cakeWHATcalm down bitch HOLD UP
>>216511339Looks like a lynx
>>216511311he's not allowed to come in
>>216511339
>>216511354oh well
>>216511270This is England
found it
>>216511354majority of those are somali women, zoomers pretending to be mentally ill, dole scroungers, and immigrants.
just went to wipe my arse and there was loads of brown shit on the toilet paperwhat the hell is going on
>>216511266If you go hard on the whisky like I have been the past few nights, you won't be in a fit state to lad. Frankly I'm surprised noone has said anything to me, pretty sure I was still half cut Monday Tuesday
up past my bedtime because I got hypnotised by animal reels on Instagram
>>216511396It not right
>>216511354there are still some housewives and stay at home moms you know
>>216511377>This is Englandhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPmNxobIoWI
>>216511407
leftypol having a panic attack because of the fireworks
Miss being in school. Fucking hated it when I was there but I didn’t know how shit life would be past 16
>>216511426Not here m8
>>216511437do you live in ontario
>anakin: now put on the gloves so you dont get fluids on your hands >like spit right? anakin:
>>216511354can't get a job me
>>216511354get rid of the browns. the white dossers can just stay on the dole if they want to because it's their right and they have white kids which is good.
>>216511306What brand I meant x
>>216511488new scotland :D
Came home from work to find the missus:https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1762177359454714.webm
you should get deported to jewland for spitting in pizzas
https://www.reddit.com/r/ukdrill/comments/1oodhtz/kidavelly_done_bad/Chat shit get banged
>>216511270Jamie Vardy onamadone
just been blacklisted by paramount
BANG
>>216511528not our soph
>>216511387I don't like this guy at all. He seems so entitled. A shameless freeloader.
its been quite some time since i last had a gf but im quite keen on getting another one
>>216511606She’s a literal who in Hollywood anyway
Just been whitelisted by BLACKED
nth for the baddiedem
>Dog that killed nine-month-old baby in Rogiet was XL bully well well well
i would pay someone upwards of £60 if they could get this damn shogun 2 mod to stop crashing all the time
real nigga hours who upclicc dat =>
if you ever see slugs with little white dots crawling on them it's slug mites
>>216511544do you like it do you live in a rural place or halifaxever been to Prince Edward Island
>>216511068Yes but my libido was ok a few weeks agoIt's cratered sinceA. I stopped watching pornB. My encounter with an escort I'm 29, not 49.
Reform voters are gonna be fuckin fuming when reform get into power and their benefits disappear lol
>>216511662*clicks*
>>216511662we would do this as kids to walk the dogs (if no wellingtons insnow)
>>216511660sounds good sirwould you kindly install the teamviewer and i can assist i am from the microsoft
>>216511662sobeys bags now banned due to woke!>>216511671...yhhalifax...yh
>>216511679heatherspasticulate
>>216511679shut the FUCK UP
>>216511690im not on benefits
>>216511662https://youtu.be/cfmgc7P8gGM?t=42
>>216511634and just what are your intentions with this gf hmmm?
>>216511541literally makes zero difference the active ingredient is the same in all of them
I think if you're on the dole you should always have a bit of shame and humility. You shouldn't openly brag about being a parasite scrounger. That's just in bad taste.
>>216511662do they still have plastic bags in nova scotia? haven't seen them in years
I reckon this 29 year old experiencing trouble since his escort visit is actually a spainpaedo gimmick
>>216511707mental just mental halifax looks a bit like perth australia
>>216511642That dementia film with Sir Anthony Hopkins was powerful stuff. Best film i've seen this decade.
>American teacher and his son are killed by swarm of hornets while ziplining in Laos
>>216511762does seem rather fabricated dunit
>>216511761they do yes
>>216511705yes please mr smithson brownstone from bournemouth province, englandpur
>>216511769crash bandicoot ahh death
>>216511732cuddling and kissing
>>216511762no one cares about your dogshit gimmick
>>216511787you are gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6-0h95Xtls
>>216511528a bunch of the people on that black list, who signed that letter refusing to work with Israeli filmmakers, are/were Jewish(idk if they are practicing or whatever, but still): Andrew Garfield, Jonathan Glazer, Ebon Moss-Barach, Abbi Jacobson, Eric Andre, Fisher Stevens, Ilana Glazer, Debra Winger, Joshua Oppenheimer
>>216511768Pang Pang is waiting for him to cark it so she can inherit all of his $130 million fortune
>>216511767this brutally mogs us tbqh
well thats a lady getting fucked hard by a black man
>>216511781lucky them. i miss plastic bags
>>216511787he appears locked on to her
my two boyfriends getting along :3
Alri
does incest set the fire alarm off? the smoke?
>>216511829that sportsball arena is a fucking eyesore
>>216511762It's not a gimmick lad, I'm being heartfelt I accept I post a lot but I'm just venting a bitI have also had good advice from here
>>216511821*shrugs*
>>216511557filming yourself committing a crime but london met don't care cus you black
>>216511883what good advice have you been givem
for me it's The Great British Shop, Halifaxdread to think the mark up on pot noodles when they're the grimmest slop on earth
>>216511848The way she likes it
>>216511926Halifax in Canada meassumes?
>>216511557whats that all about then?
>>216511926never been there mesen
asking other guys for their dick size on an anonymous site is acceptable
>>216511926there's just no reason to buy pot noodles when these exist
Listening to the Omori soundtrack and growing back down again
getting raped
>>216511983qveenslands, avstralia>>216512005not very wexit behaviour that
>>216512009not really i would say
>>216512009would love to be topped by a sissy/femboy
>>216512036ooh! ooh! me next, me next!
>>216512057i'll go next time i'm in the area to buy gundams
We call it a Winter Festival now, Rorke
posting on /brit/ and farting
>>216512036good man
want to wish everyone a joyous diwaliit comes around faster and faster
>>216512106alayum shalayakum to you too brother
might go to mcdonalds
honestly surprised they haven't tried to rename halifax
>>216512121they should dothe name halifax just reminds me of that tragedy
0 800 00 10 66
>>216512121they should rename the town to World Trade Center
firework flew past my window just then
back on the apps because i hate myself
lidl chicken jalfrezi for mefeel really grim
i propose we destroy the anglo-saxon/jewish satanic empire
it's not for me to say
wnder if she likes me
>>216511750I have mental elves tho
Morpheus just showed up in the Witcher and about to offer geralt the blue pill
don’t understand gay porn terminology like what’s a bottom, what is monkeypoxtoo confusing
fireworks doing head in now
>>216512234she told me she didn't last night while i was shagging herbut in fairness she might have changed her mind since then
>>216512241nekkers, gotta be
tequila makes me want to fuck black chicks
>>216512197It's actually pretty good. The chicken is Thai though
>>216512261ask a lot of people if they like other people before you shag them, you projecting cuck?
>>216512261if a girl told me she didn't like me mid shag it would probably make me even harder
>>216512258fireworks for the fall of pokrovsk? bit morbid that innit?
>>216512220>>216512220
my internals hurt
yeah, nah, giving that one a miss thanks
we just had one of thoserorke get a real one made
>>216512190what apps lad?
