briar rose
>>216525443https://share.google/images/8qAl0gsvQOh4YtCXV
>>216525460no thank you
>>216525460
Good morning
my side profile is absolutely fucking tragic. makes me want to smash my face in with a hammer
>>216525476who's this cutie pie?
skibidi dop dop yes yes yes
>>216525496
https://x.com/saheedniyi_02/status/1884609859355586833/photo/1https://share.google/images/8qAl0gsvQOh4YtCXVhttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/GLD0qPTWkAIXzK-?format=jpg&name=mediumhttps://share.google/images/s2m3Z7tztkJsiWbpNhttps://share.google/images/nDduK6QH9T8HuAe4R
spam/flooding
>>216525502
why do people start raging when you post twitter screenshots here even if they are related to Britain
let's get this day out the way team then it's friyay
you know what would be fun? you could post all this stuff on discordgive that a try
brb forum validating my email address >>216525515because you people are like monkeys
>>216525532
>>216525487I'm sure you're lovely
been doing some rancid shits recentlydirty mucky thingsshite smeared all over my arseholesick of it
The fabric of this world is wearing so thin that it’s about to come apart catastrophically. More than the tearing of a tissue of lies. We’re going to be invaded from above and from below. Turned inside out by the Upside Down.
I -.-
>>216525583
immensely dislike immigration
what should l get the missus for our 3rd anniversary?
noticed more chinese people in my area
>>216525638an orgasm for once
>>216525638flowers
test
>>216525638man up and put a ring on her finger
>>216525638go cinema
>>216525668did it work lad?
>>216525638proper right hook
>>216525638greggs
>>216525655done him
>>216525638magnum dong
there's a man at my work whose wife is black. he knows the secrets of the black pussy. he's plumbed the depths of the black lagoon.
plip plop plip plop
>>216525692
good morning
hi forum whats up
looks like someones ip shifting, going to post something silly aye?
OK sorry im new here (first 5 posts!)
i reckon she does keep her minge spick and span, actually.
wish i had an overly abiding neighbour like jerry seinfeld who let me enter his house without knocking at any time and take whatever i want from the fridge
why does that name make my 4chan glitch out
just put my shoes on
Questions for lads who lost their virginity late - were you able to get hard the first time?
>>216525794+1 to your count
mousemong melty
-1 to my postcounts
mad to think there are billions of people who are not remotely aware of themselves, their surroundings nor is able to predict the future or past just autonomous meatmachines dossing about
>>216525838ktim
Rorke vs Leftypol
>>216525807yes and i came in about 45 seconds
dossing around the airport waiting for my flight to korea so i can visit dadberg for his birthday and nieceberg for her 100 days celebration
>>216525826there was a megamelty earlier about rules posting
>>216525807yeah but i had a bit of trouble maintaining it, kept reducing to about 75% erect, was 24 btw
>>216525858reckon his decayed mind is capable of realising what a massive hypocrite he is?
>>216525891amogus
imaging hating on droptable
is mousenonce one of those 140 iq schizo freaks or an 80 iq mongloid
The 6 7 of the animal kingdom.
ඞ ඞ ඞwhen the impostor is sus
>>216525914proper in the middle mong with flashes-in-the-pan of schizo insight
>>216525914he isnt able to understand the simplest of concepts so im saying he's an imbecile
he will find you
I am king, I am lord, I am praiseworthy, I am exalted, I am important, I am magnificent, I am foremost, I am a hero, I am a warrior, I am a lion, and I am virile.
>>216525940
its too early to be this schizo
>>216525958Christ alive he’s absorbing light. He truly is the niggest.
randomly started shooting ropes of jizz instead of the pathetic dribbles, not sure what prompted the change
>>216525976he's been up all night
>>216526026that looks sick ngl
hello mentaloids
>>216525443be gone vile weed, you are the bane of my gardening existence
>>216526040
OK thats it
>>216525852https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzZpDnjtxP4whats going on herelooks so retarded but he'd still body me irl
reckon jane austen was a coquette
We love the feta cheese, don’t we folks?
>>216525928very stylish, might try this
some jeje in your pep
mousenonce why do you abuse amphetamines and waste your highs posting on /brit/
>>216526042wrong
>>216526071this is probably all from energy drinks
can you filter this name if you try and im not on amphetamines. honestly, imagine I was
>>216526062got a foreskinful for you aha
Be right back forum
܁>>216526087it can still be filtered sir
hello
>>216526074fat
>>216526087>>216526104wtf
饷. If you copy-paste this char into your post it changes the font on desu
>>216526115i don't care. go to bed.
>>216526038if you have that character in the name field then desu doesnt archive your posts
饷 https://x.com/saheedniyi_02/status/1884609859355586833/photo/1https://share.google/images/8qAl0gsvQOh4YtCXVhttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/GLD0qPTWkAIXzK-?format=jpg&name=mediumhttps://share.google/images/s2m3Z7tztkJsiWbpNhttps://share.google/images/nDduK6QH9T8HuAe4R no poustcounts for me...I am anonymous
i want to scran her genes
Canada would throw a FIT if he saw this
he simply has to be stopped
whats are tobes on a mad one for today then
DROPTABLE;i/[]($)[]๖ۣۜbdeʝeʝpepepqۣۜ๖$/iJEJPEPEdolla Thu 06 Nov 2025 09:01:23 No.216526137 饷
I should be allowed to submit posts withouoot filling in the post field
>withouoot
you should be allowed to see a therapist or take mind dulling medication
饷DROPTABLE;i/[]($)[]๖ۣۜbdeʝeʝpepepqۣۜ๖$/iJEJPEPEdolla 11/06/25(Thu)09:04:17 No.216526184▶
why do so many ginger people convert to islam?
What is blud DOING?
饷DROPTABLE;i/[]($)[]๖ۣۜbdeʝeʝpepepqۣۜ๖$/iJEJPEPEdolla 11/06/25(Thu)09:04:17 No.216526184▶饷DROPTABLE;i/[]($)[]๖ۣۜbdeʝeʝpepepqۣۜ๖$/iJEJPEPEdolla 11/06/25(Thu)09:05:57 No.216526210▶
off to my mens mental health group
has diego been around recently
g'day niggers
morning lads x
section him now NHS Scotland
rorke exhausting all of earth's natural resources and becoming a hunter gathererleftypol building a dyson sphere around the sun so rorke would freeze to death
饷 lock is autopilot for my own cool text
mental that these are the last days of brits being allowed on 4chan and we spend them like this
饷 going to go get my excitement now I have held off hopefully uma dailies to go get with (this) new day!
>>216526316ok bye
Pocket Monsters GoToThe polls ..AndVoteforWalt Disney !!
wyd if you find out your bird posts her minge on /soc/ but by confronting her you have to admit you use /soc/?
:D
>>216525855>>216525888Do you have any tips for getting hard?I'm the guy who tried losing it to an escort and I just couldn't get hard.
oh no I found a new fly 饷I dont think its the same as the other flies though. looks different and ive lost my febreeze
fake mousey
on God we are hoping for a nice market correction today.
>>216526399please go away
>>216526380start doing couples pics and videos for the good people on r/soc/
饷I mean (and am me in the future) to use the febreeze to put it on an island in the roomno food smells for you!
I want to smell Emma Watson’s stinky farts.
46k means you'll be taxed more and that's before the other complete shitstream of state looting that's coming I just cannot believe this complete dump of a country
>>216526421饷 mean (no)
>>216526440what does 46k mean
why dont they just tax the rich people proper loads of money and fix everything
In my bed posting on 4chan like the worthless slug I am
饷 oh you are giving the grey squirrels contraceptives in the food pellets the pellets that red squirrels eat too? bo wey. not harvesting their cums? so just killing squirrels then what they should do is make squirrelpox worse
>>216526440could save countless billions not wasting money on dosser foreigners and foreign aid but no, we must fuck over actual brits who actually contribute to the country. im convinced they're intentionally letting Reform win
>>216526423i wouldn't want to crush her ego when all the fruity lads pay more attention to my chopper
>>216526474饷 you are an automated spambot trying to give me words. infiltration detected!
Dropping off the proverbial kids at the proverbial pool
example scenario - post left intentionally blank -
Lower taxes for the rich that way they'll have more money to spend
>>216526393just get some viagra
Rorke robbing the poor (ordinary Brits) to give to the rich (millionaires and billionaires)
my little pony futa on female hooves art
Can the mice be posted now or is that a pipe dream?
they should make it so you pay less tax if you come from a poor background. Give us a chance to build that generational wealth
does warwick davis have a normal sized willy?
>>216526504饷DROPTABLE;i/[]($)[]๖ۣۜbdeʝeʝpepepqۣۜ๖$/iJEJPEPEdolla 11/06/25(Thu)09:24:06 No.216526496▶example: try spearmint TCM. also related to nettles (they are related to everything)
>>216526524its massive apparently
Mousetwat loves his nettles
>>216526542Relative to his size perhaps Can't actually be massive though
JANNY do your job what are they paying you for
eat rabbit placenta to cure ED
>>216526553no its actually massive, he had to wear a prosthetic in a nude scene because his big willy looked fake
>>216526553ive seen it its like a rubber chicken
>饷DROPTABLE;i/[]($)[]๖ۣۜbdeʝeʝpepepqۣۜ๖$/iJEJPEPEdolla 11/06/25(Thu)09:29:03 No.>>>>216526553no its actually massive, he had to wear a chastity cage in a nude scene because his big willy looked fake
Janny asleep at the wheel hereIt not right
eat raw pizza dough to yang-chi
if warwick davis didnt have a massive willy his dwarf wife would have married a normal man
still screaming at this
Still absolutely screaming at that lad who posted last night complaining about walking into a Costa, asking for a medium latte and being told no
and that anon is like 30-something years old maybe you dont want to go for some reason but its not like you are showing the doctor your penis to fuck them
QUINTS CHECKEM
>>216526642i don't think you understand how post numbers work
>饷DROPTABLE;i/[]($)[]๖ۣۜbdeʝeʝpepepqۣۜ๖$/iJEJPEPEdolla 11/06/25(Thu)09:32:47 No.>>216526645▶good idea ausanon
QUADS CHECKEM
>>216526642Not sure this is allowed actually.
im popular
>>216526616>>216526625doing a bit of screaming are you
>>21652665015
heh
QUADS FUCKING CHECKEEEEEMMMMM
Rape mousey
>>216526666lol
>>216526653>>216526673
>>216526666THIEVING FUCKING NIGGER!!!
>>216526661you mum was screaming when I was shagging her last night
whats the best surface to do sex on after a bed
>>216526691thats a whole nigga
>>216526700marble square block
>>216526700Mattress
>>216526700sludge pits
asbestos
>>216526700No one here has ever had sex what a sad little question
>>216526700they don't call it a shag carpet for nothing
sheet of asbestos
stop making me wait 2 minutes I'm the same guy who just posted
Got a right throb on but i’m far too tired to wank it
honey bring out the asbestos
what posts got deleted ITT
Higher taxesLower growthFewer freedomsLess private mobilityTrivial policing Broken justice systemInternet censorshipMore illegal brownsAnd even the soft power has now run outWe are living in state failure it just isn't being said aloud, Britain is heading towards a soviet-like break-up and collapse just without the bread lines and tanks on the streets It simply cannot go on like this and I mean it literally can't, it will change and the UK will be completely altered
mental how getting rid of PIP and immigrants would cure this country
>>216526770thirdie countries are 100x worse and are hanging on fine
the australian poster... i'm dying
corrr
decent kit will have to purchase
>>216526700Outdoors on the grassIn the showerSofa All great locationsHot Tubs are completely unworkable and pornos only use them for the visual aspect, shagging in a hot tub is absolutely horrific
the absolute state of that thought train AND way of life
>>216526816What does drop table mean
get the shaggers online, get the WFH chads online, get the heart and soul of /brit/ online
if you are sexually active with a heart condition then how you take your viagra differs
mexicans during sex be like chiquita and mamacita (little girl and little mother)
remember that game date ariane where you could shag her in the hot tub and also in the car i think
>>216526792consoom the slop
>>216526829database manipulation terms/query in SQL
>>216526846no
get me stroked
>>216526846always got rejected in that
How would you describe your fashion style?
>>216526862So you are a hacker
>>216526879are you catberg or wilkins?
>>216526846yeah bit annoying that there were so few options to actually win
>>216526884next jeans rorke core
>>216526894no but may as well put the ship 1 degrees to a different course and sow evil negative seeds for you all here that are my enemies
>>216526883you have to make her drink quite a lot. two glasses of wine before dinner i think it was.
>>216526905pscr
hopefully uma game reset?
this bonnie blue documentary actually has some nice production
>>216526796Rorke being very angry that a person with slightly dark skin is wearing a Wales shirt
>>216526947so leftypol likes cultural appropriation now?
bonnie poo
Brazil lad falling to new lows once again
nothing: *doesnt happen* chickens in chicken run: *doing something* - chickens carry out their planned, replanned second escape -
>>216526380ask if anyone noticed her episiotomy scar
饷 sector
>>216526894No he just parrots random things out of context, same with his chemistry and medical knowledge. He'll skim a wikipedia article then assemble a word salad based on terms he's seen. In this instance, the only SQL syntax he's using is "drop table" which notably features in a very famous webcomic. That's where he's seen it from. He knows nothing about SQL or programming or chemistry or medicine or... anything.
toby amphetamine comedown is going to be brutal
>>216527028obsessed freak
chemistry idea: go back in time to when they used to drink absinthe. tell them to put lead in the sugar cube - the taste would be wonderful!
we wunt be druv
idea: microplastics anthrax
trapped in a grey squirrel, white whale. 饷DROPTABLE;i/[]($)[]๖ۣۜbdeʝeʝpepepqۣۜ๖$/iJEJPEPEdolla
>>216527057bowl of plain pasta, good night's sleep and a can of monster and he'll be reet
big chungus congratulations for being the top G skibbidi alpha male we all promise to hawk tuah on your bussy as it claps
chemistry idea: use noodles, brilliant blue 1 food dye on noodles and soak them in codeine, sell them as gummy unwraps to rappers to hold on to and swallow down their throat then just walk around with. or fentanyl
what on earth is tobester on about
>>216524149
How do I filter?
my xbox gamertag back in 07 was "niggerkiller1488", couldn't call yourself that today because of woke
>>216527229>back in 07that's the year mass effect came out...
lily phillips is so fucking fitWould happily be her cuck
Absolutely garbage thread.
so his is borke
mass effect wanker loves his fucking mass effect
>>216527283yea, i dovery much
Can hear flatmateberg in the other room doing a job interview Wish him luck lads
>>216527286have you played andromeda? i bought it a few years ago but havent played it yet
>>216527208In times when people are rapidly changing their name among a sea of otherwise Anon posters this is normally the best bet:4chan.org##.postContainer:has(.name:has-text(/^(?!Anonymous$)/)):if(:upward(2).subject:has-text(brit))
>>216527293run in stark naked
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/193148666/#193149299
lovely day for a walk lads. what we saying?
>>216527307bet you're fun at parties
>>216527303played 2 hours on the gamepass years agoan abomination of a game
>>216527321going for a run soon
>>216527318Meat and two veg just flailing about?
eating Nutella straight out the jar
>>216527321I am say poo, bum, arse, wank willy, minge and shite.
>>216527359yh
>>216527327no I'm quite autistic and the times I did go to parties I spent most of my time standing around the edge of existing conversations saying nothing and then moving to another room to find someone I knew but then when I found them they'd leave to try and get away from me
>>216527363alright cheers for the input Clayton
incoming call from reggie on the mousephone 15pick up?
I have 2 big bushy eyebrows fucking hate my life
The west elects a bunch of useless humanities ppl to important positions while China puts scientists and engineers there than know how to do the job properly.
sticking my finger up my jap's eye
>Traditional Christmas lighting will not be installed this year after it was deemed "unsafe for use."
>>216527371Just done it blud is pissed :skull emoji:
now that everyones lost all hope in the conservative/labour governments what happens when something like reform gets in and ends up being equally useless
>>216527403Africa "elects" the guy with the most guns and that is based
rubes and blakeney on a lovely trip away
>>216527443Probably because rorke and his flag shagger mates have adorned all the places the lights would be propped up with flags
>>216527443chinky lights
>>216527443>"Fortunately this year's newly purchased Divali and Eid lighting is still in full working order so we will be rolling this out alongside next week's Union Jack removal operation." - Council representative Muhktar Husseinthank goodness
>>216527467she looks cute in normal outfits
>>216527467You just know they're relentlessly devouring each others minges when the cameras are off
>>216527467do they sleep in the same bed?
>>216527496save a fortune on dental floss
>>216527448they won't stop immigrationthey'll privatise the NHSthey'll scrap any workers/renters rights they can
Call me a Day's Night the way i'm Hard
Brett cooper has a nice arse wow
Grrr I have a beardI’m manly!!
>>216527489she only wears them with blakeney when she's being herself xx
>>216527523yeah lovely wanked to a video she did in lycra shorts ages ago
Brett Cooper has a nice pooper.
>>216527516ok then what
>>216527533oh they do be gay
hello forum
>>216527522it's been a hard day's night and i been stroking on my hog
ruby has never taken a dick but she might have had a dildo up there
having a look at my lowest step counts, in the middle of march i had a 27 step day anyone have that beat?
>>216527600>>216527600>>216527600
Who mogs who
