rosehips
>>216527591got 4 steps in june
in the UK whites are the only group who does stuff like this when one of their own gets outed
>>216527628i kneel
>>216527637can't say that nowadays, because of woke
hi everypony
>>216527637have fun resetting your router retard
>>216527635In Asian communities those graffiti would read "BASED" and "MASHALLA"
>>216527600Made vanilices a couple of years ago and bought rosehip jam for them because that's the traditional jam to use but honestly it's almost indistinguishable from strawberry as far as I'm concerned
>>216527664>>216527685What did he sayI was pooping
>>216527591I must have only got out of bed once to go to the toilet
>>216527635Pakis text their mates and invite them to join in
>have fun resetting your router retard
>>216527705probably will be banned because of woke
>>216527635so this is rorke's gaff
imagine caring about women being raped LOL couldn't be me
>>216527730bloody woke bastards you can't say anything these days
>>216527705>poopingFOY
catchy choonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZpl_G1v0BE
>>216527533corr ruby thighs
glod
Ruby Granger? More like POOby Granger. Bet those farts stink something awful.
>>216527759fuck up dog, Rubes is Australian fuckmeat
miff
i wish i was dumb enough to play gacha games
>>216527635That's not a bad thing
godberg gonna godberg
Still can't believe are Timmy is free from that wretched hospital and can now live in peace.
haven't had sugar all day and the old brainberg is having a melty
in the eye of the beholder indeed
>>216527836Yeah but why’s he wearing a nappy?
>>216527805I never said it was
*runs into the thread and sets off a load of fireworks*
>>216527850did that on monday and was a wreck
>>216527838Is that Frankie bridge
>>216527838women are all good and well until your see and smell all the gunk that comes out of their vaginas, yuck!!
>>216527790You're not missing out on much. Tried a few back in the day because I had a weeb friend that was super into it, they all felt like a chore after the first hour. Gameplay is always super shallow, progression incredibly grindy and timer-based. Frankly they don't even work as a time-waster on your phone as you can only "play" for maybe 2 minutes before you have nothing to do again.
you can get a lot of hours out of the game desu in each sitting
>>216527876total sugar defeat, total us victorydeath to the sugarjew
and the girls are cute
send them all back
Never played games or had sugar me
>>216527838why don't women ever feel shame
I think that is ultrasonic, which breaks down collagen to stimulate repair mostly done by women and its probably fake but apparently it helps with skin, maybe vessels I cant remember (the woman I saw for this was doing it for trauma or something)
I’m curious about what poo tastes like. Need Emma Watson to donate a sample.
tell me it's going to be okay
nappy headed hoes
im almost 22 but i look younger than i did at 19
just found out lex fridman is 42, always thought he was a zoomer or late millennial
>>216527953it's going to be okay, la
https://www.pharmacyregulation.org/registers/training-site
new fave album, lads
>17C in November
>>216527917Just stop eating sugar for a while like lmao it's not like it's a drug or smth
>>216527993catberg
>>216527985mad how he's still a virgin
>>216527836>>216527855When did Tim become incontinent?
>>216527987thank you fren
shoot at small boat people and their children when they teach the shores of Britain
big old bee flying around outside bludmust be lost omds what is blud doing
does Tim have Alzheimers or dementia
>>216528031Neither, he has schizophrenia
nothing wrong with being a virgin
>>216527805bit dim aren't you
>>216528040thanks (unless you just made it up or want it to be true and he isnt actually diagnosed with schizophrenia)
>>216528013did something happen?
usually i hate remasters but i wish rockstarofdavid would remaster gta 4
no such thing as "schizophrenia"
>>216527991The secret to see the bum is to look at his hair and make sure it’s a thumbnail instead of expanded.
>>216528024>teachScrinmin
>>216528060Sadly if you're just learning about Tim you missed out on the years of him posting schizo videos on his channel and all the lore.
>>216528048do you just not seek female companionship or...
4chan so stale niggas still posting memes from 5yrs ago :skull:
>Pressure continues to mount on the chancellor to find tens of billions of pounds in additional revenue, the BBC understands there have been "conversations" within government about the possibility of a new levy on EVs.Genuinely, lads, why can't we just take the rich and corporations?
dentistberg has told me to stop eating sweeties. might fill the void with hard drugs
just emailed a company about a refund for something I ordered and didnt get. I am getting my life together, you see. £7.13 to my pocket
>>216528121rich ppl can easily avoid taxthat's why money is power
>>216527600me and my mates used to slingshot these at each otherand pull them apart and rub the inside on each other because they were supposed to make you itch, but I don't think it ever worked
>>216528139as long as it's not meth, that's supposedly even worse for your teeth
>>216528121It reduces investment which leads to more economic misery
if i wasn't bald ugly unfit stupid not funny uninteresting poor and often times repulsive then id have been shagging all my life
>>216528115why would i do that when i have porn and video games
he's not schizophrenicnot that it matters what you think or say since you're nobody
joan of ar-ACK!!
>>216528121because they own businesses that provide jobs which generates tax revenue, in addition to corporate tax (which admittedly could be higher) they should be targeting all the dossers doing fuck all except sucking up benefits. thats billions freed up instantly
>>216528139I started eating almonds to replace the sweets. Almost had cyanide poisoning
>>216528072yeah I'm taking this person who ripped me off to courttoday was the day of mediation before it goes court and mediation failednow it's 100% going to court
>>216528154lol all druggies in the US are toothless cuz of this shit, burgers are such memes when it comes to drugs
>>216528156>leads to more economic miseryyou mean like right now?
>>216527699rosehips are very tartthey have a very high vitamin c content
despicable what the builders did to poor tim, he just wanted to watch television with teddy and play his guitar but the builders ruined his life
>>216528121>why can't we just take the rich and corporations?You can always count on one half of the poor to kill the other half. No matter how hard you fight, the system will use other working and middle class people to stop you with violence.
>>216528167
https://youtu.be/apsaGEuWcJw
>>216528177Yes, we want more investment to get us out of this hole, not less.
>>216528174This is true. Meth causes your teeth to fall out. I’ve seen many 40 year old women who look like they’re 65 without a tooth in their head because of meth.
fr*nch "people" are such cucks they got led by a literal foid and a 4 foot shitalian suffering from manlet rage
why did we name a town after a bird? (leighton buzzard)
maybe they wouldnt "oh no we need billion dollar now!!!" if there were no immigrants. but then they wouldnt get to tax EVs
feel groggy afff
people out here questioning evil corporations yet think communism is bad
Was just picking my nose through the entirety of a 1 hour meeting with my camera accidentally on fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
>>216528224yes both are bad. no idea why you imbeciles love gravitating to extreme ideologies. is it autism?
>>216527993might have a sunbathe
did a communism on your mums capitalism if you know what i mean by that
Oh look everyone commiemong is awake
>>216528224
>>216528207you lost a war to big birds
>>216528244sorry i dont know what you mean
>>216527993rorke will try to tell you that this is a good thing
what european country is most similar to the UK i know everyone always says finland but from the short time i spent there it doesn't feel like here at all
the fly that found me is taunting me and now I itch all over
>>216528267netherlands imo
>>216528267Denmark or the Netherlands
it's funny how most moderators and jannies have mental health problems and the little amount of power they get online is what's stopping them from killing themselves
>>216528121Because the neoliberal world order internationalised the global economy to such an extent that wealthy people can no longer be curtailed by any one government - if the policies in one state are unfavourable, they can move themselves and their capital elsewhere, if they even have to, as most have a diverse portfolio spread across many nations. The genie is out of the bottle now. It would require a global revolution or collapse for this order to be upended
>>216528224chuds love trillionaires for some odd reason
nah sorry frenchy, was just 'avin a laff... at your existence! ha!
>>216528263i seized on her means of production
>>216527993it helps our nu-brits acclimate and settle in
Just go take a walk down your local high street and tell me it's not like being in France
>>216528267ireland
>>216528256dem big birds doe
>>216528267some parts of germany + most of the netherlands
Saying "sorry could you repeat that" 999 times in a phone call with paki and she knows it's because she's a foreignerJust give me English people please! NO FORENS
>>216528291can't make hide nor hair of this post
>>216528205It isn't actually the meth that does this, it's the meth lifestyle. Methheads eat and drink a lot of sugar and neglect their hygiene. Known functional meth users who brushed their teeth and flossed, and their teeth were fine
>>216528290that's itTHAT'S IThope your happy with yourself, bruce
the UK is such a non-entity these days, culturally and economically, that businesses could just pack up and leave and not be any worse off. but the country would be. so thats why the government are reluctant to target them
erm...lads?
fatty fatty boom boom
>>216528336imagine doing a poo there
>>216528207>they got led by a literal foidAustralia has a state called victoria and another state called queensland
>>216528336more like 1000 ways to lie nigga thats zoomed in water
>>216528336so what
>>216528317Sometimes I pretend to not be able to understand a ESL speaker even if they're speaking perfect English just to bring them down a peg or two.
they dont settle down with Nazis though do they
>>216528372Nazis are the bad guys though.
down in alabama they call me the 12 inch bwc nigger pussy cummer inner
is the joker worth watching?
>>216528330nah I love ya lad, as long as you're not black or jewish, then you're goated>>216528351talk shit about ol' Vic and I'll cave your fuckin cunt in maggoty dog
https://youtu.be/6POZlJAZsok
>>216528336it's the quwe're fucked
>>216528317we need to protect paki princesses from evil brits like you rorke
>>216528390me when I'm explaining Indiana Jones to the mrs
>>216528390just want to also make sure that you think about how maybe some force (like nature or our own personal lives) are bringing people that are different together, like how liberal women might go end up with a non-liberal man with a job and house and she will sit in a deanobox after being a "free spirit" when those boxes are the opposite
>>216527838Meanwhile in Turkyiv
>>216528401ktimmers
>>216528336fake
>A US military official has said he could not rule out that object 3I/Atlas is not extra-terrestrials.It's actually happening
imthe yoker babyyyy!!!
>>216528372Women change political views more often than their shoes.
grapefruit lavender pomegranate lemonade
resigned and back to the neetdom
Lads it's FAKENEWSare you autistic you can't tell what's fake and what's not?
>>216528459me when the police ask if I have any last words before being dragged away in my chicken costume from the scene of a brutal house-egging
wonder what asphalt culture is
nyooooooooooom
>>216528301Being like France is better because that would mean beautiful women, cafe culture and pretty towns and streets
>>216528496sounds like a facebook group for man kick ball memes
about a cozy 26°c rn
>>216528508phwoar jupiter cutting it close there
>firework yobs attack police in city centre as witnesses say 'scary place to be'Example of how immigrants and their descendants indirectly erode our cultureIn the past few years blacks and browns have taken the availability of fireworks around bonfire night as an invite to run around causing chaos I live on an estate in hackney and I've been hearing them go off at ground level for about two weeksOf course then the predictable pearl clutchers come along talking about how dangerous and out of control it all is as if the event itself is the problem and not these feral yobsAnd year after year celebrations get toned down and down, all thanks to that lot
sick of women on telly always acting like they're victimsThis Morning? More like This Moaning (as that's all they fucking do)
i've got cancer lol :(
gay people keep trying to rape me
we're all fae yoker
>>216528539oh anon :(hope you’re doing okay and the treatment goes well
>>216528539what kind?
>>216528528leftypol turning a blind eye to this
a paella bagorlab ape gala
>>216528539Arse cancer?
>>216528548me when a man called Yoker enters my realm and starts freaking out that even the trees and mushrooms have been watching him the whole time
>>216528510>beautiful womenWho won't ever give you the time of the day and go for vantablack fresh off the boat machete-weilding sub 60 IQ Aids-ridden Congolese 30 yo minors instead.>cafe culture The culture of being ripped off and spat on.>pretty townslol...just lol
https://www.ox.ac.uk/news/2014-01-23-flies-brothers-make-gentler-loversnot reading that but lol also maybe the fruit flies cannbalized one-another until they got a female (or male?) to go do this now
Mamdani is king
>>216528579where did your name go :C
>>216528564Fair enough but you cannot tell me that French cities/towns look worse than England. I’d much rather be ripped off in Bordeaux than receive 5* treatment in Manchester or Birmingham
>>216528591no fun allowed
>>216528496Well, we laid it in a hollows and we laid it in the flatAnd if it doesn't last forever, sure I swear, I'll eat me hatWell, I've wandered up and down the world and sure I never feltAny surface that was equal to the hot asphalt
>>216528431Imagine having a job so awesome that wearing sunglasses indoors is part of the uniform.
great news lads, the monthly S&S ISA top up got in at a relatively low price. Love to see it x
>>216528619there's always the danger of the clientele farting in your face so not that awesome
>>216528594Compare what's comparable.Birmingham looks honestly less grim that the northern suburbs of P*ris or Marseille's slums. You won't simply get bad service there, you'll probably get robbed, beaten up, stabbed and then shot
>>216528539LOL (lots of love)
might go back to mass effect this afternoon, do the ME3 Omega DLCbought it all back then, the game was guttered by DLCsthey got me and i was all too happy to oblige
>>216503024bizarro thread
>>216528659how is it possible to like mass effect as much as you do
>>216528496Anti-urbanism
so it turns out the most optimal age for a female partner is 2-3 years older than younatural harmony n dat
>>216528679genuinely looks like me
>>216528659garbage games
>>216528539are you white? need to know before I can show empathy
>>216528681it's not mass effect love it's batarian hatred
>>216528675latinos are mental
wow I wonder if she was like 32
>>216528679Total hag love
>>216528679*burrows my head deep in her minge*
>>216528708You're obsessed with Mass Effect. 10+ years talking about this
>>216528747no i'm notjust like coming back to it, they're lovely games
rorke preparing a dossier of hate about leftypol
saints row was my franchise of choiceshame
>>216528743
how is it already almost 12times flies when you do FUCK ALL
Finished the November 5th Metro crossword
barbers fucked me up and gave me a zoomer trim despite me already having severe baby face
>>216528808lmao
>>216528808corrrr corrrr post twink bum
>Your item has reached Romford MC and will now be sent to your local delivery office.It arrived at 4amSo should I expect this package today or tomorrow?
he like to be near his friend
Considering a monotype run for my Ultra Sun playthroughWhat's your favourite type? For me it's ice
its over
Oh say can you see!By the dawns early light!What so proudly we hailed,at the twilight's last gleaming!
>>216528846play an actual pokemon game (1-5)muppet
>>216528854looking colombian as fuck mate
>>216528841pussy love cock?
>>216528854paki mongrel
>>216528846steel because it's hard like me
>>216528841love this
>>216528871half irish half argentinian
>>216528893that explains it
>>216528864I just finished thoseI've been playing every version of every generation so I can build a living pokedex
Rorke claiming the 1200s were actually “kino” or some other such nonsense
>>216528893ewwww nonwhites in my /brit/
>>216528831If it's tracked (24, 48, special) it'll be here today or tomorrow. Depends where Romford is in relation to you though. If Romford is the seller's closest mail centre then you could be looking at tomorrow. However if it's already been through the seller's mail centre and is now in Romford, your closest mail centre, it'll likely be today/tomorrow.If it's a normal stamp (1st or 2nd class) then it'll arrive whenever they can be arsed, likely in the realm of 6-7 days. However if you're getting updates then it's likely it's a tracked item.
>>216528906okay I'm sorry for calling you a muppet
>>216528932Service used:Royal Mail Tracked 24™Bristol is their local mail centre and I'm in East London so Romford is pretty close to me
why is /brit/ full of med wogs
>>216528912
>>216528912bigot
>>216528950Pretty much guaranteed to be today then. 99%.Closer you get to Christmas the higher the chance of two days for Tracked 24 thoughbeit so don't sweat it if it doesn't appear today.
>Lying London doctor scammed £268K by working at other hospitals while claiming he was sick>Richard Akinrolabu, 61, of Orpington, was caught after working on-call and night shifts at three additional trusts.>The surname Akinrolabu is ofYoruba originWhy is it always Yorubas on the scam?
>>216528975anything below the uk is brownnordics often look chinky and have yellower skin so are on thin ice
just had a mildly satisfying wank, wasn't worth the effort really
>>216528975Meds are non-white
>>216529007anything below scotland really the irish and welsh and souf have a few suspect people
>>216529025Umm doesn’t that make French nonwhite because you are meds too and Latin
>>216527600We have rosehip soup. Good with ice cream and almond macaroons (is what the internet claims those are called).
time to moisturize my legs
call me Royal Mail the way i just dropped a package down the toilet
>>216528854You look like you shag your cousins
Anything below Svalbard is a jungle
>>216528991You a postie?
>>216529032souf are the whitestnorfolk is the whitest place in existence
>>216529039In the south they’re Gauls mixed with ItaliansIn the north they’re Gauls mixed with Dutch (Franks)
>>216529039Only the south. The north is Germanic and Celtic.
call me Evri the way I'll manhandle your package
>>216529057Anything north of Khartoum is lostHigh IQ causes strife
>>216529062prefer not to say
>>216529074>The north is Germanic and Celticmy brothers
>>216529063daily mail propagandaeveryone knows the souf is full of beady eyed swarthy bastards
>>216528630
>>216529097no that’s the northnot fighting over this though because it’s the welsh who are actually swarthy look at some of them. must have genetics from outside the isles
>>216529072no we're not
>>216529112norf is aryan
The clock strikes twelve, midnight arrivesCock your guns and sharpen your knivesThere's a grand prize for the bat's demiseSo knock him dead and bring his head, and we'll all celebrateWe'll party at one, we'll all have fun, so don't go running late
>>216528936That's okay, i am a muppet as well
>>216529085
>>216529046sounds interesting I'd like to try it
>>216529124no you are brown not aryan
I've decided that where I'm from is the only place you find white people (me) and everywhere else (wherever my imaginary opponent is from) is sub-humanalso you are my imaginary opponent now so unlucky
whats the worst home county
>>216529146Most popular brand here. Probably hard to find abroad though.
Yotsuba on the scam
i really want to see her dick
poo niger
>>216529184me telling my mate Soppa he can get a lift on my bike
vanilla yogurt tastes more like apricot
>>216529122Yes you are
It's that time of the year where the completely worthless Youth Parliament takes place Diego (R.I.P.) bloody loved it
>>216529184me when I'm mocking AI generated content from Japan in a terribly racist accent
>>216529184we have rosehip tea here but I imagine it's not quite the same
whoever made james and the giant peach can get right and royally fucked.
>>216529201
>>216529220Non, parisien de merde.
>>216529203How do you nype on something though?
>>216529122What are you then
>>216529231whys that then
>>216529221cringe
>>216529221is that Poleaboo?!!!!
>>216529221wtf they vote on? bringing back turkey twizzlers?
>>216529221she'd get it (if she's not underage)
>>216529221Where's that fat cunts poppy
12th DecemberD-Day for /brit/
being a neet in some northern post industrial shithole is so grim. especially in winterfeels like 1984 when he’s walking around the dilapidated ruins
>>216529239a humble southwestern frenchman with breton ancestry
>>216529230We only turn it into soup, but guessing not
>>216529239He's brown
>>216529221me on the right wondering what it would feel like to have breasts
>>216529253never liked that flower symbol looks like a blown out asshole to me sorry
>>216529276Ok so you are an Italian mutt with ancient ancestry from these isles, congratulations you’re just like the other anon said
>>216529261she's about 13 nonce
Alright team at cinema to watch chainsaw man reze arc. Only one here currently
>>216529253me on the right pretending to be surprised when someone brings donuts into the office but I saw them in the break room earlier
>>216529308nothing italian about me, dickheaddo like a thin crust pizza but that's about it
>216529311Man hands, turn your flash off spastic
drinking coffee again, can't escape it really
Overdone it with drugs yesterday
>>216528659the omega dlc is wank
>>216529339ktim but with boozington
got this peach flavoured sparkling water from asda and it's quite yummyi like sparkling water (flavoured) because it's like fizzy drinks but it's water so it's good for you :)
anyway, all in on the Omega DLC
>>216529359>>216529359>>216529359
>>216529334alright dont get aggressive that hurt my feelings a bitif you are southern french you are italian doe
>>216529311bet it fucking stinks in there
>>216529352me when I'm advertising a video game that releases new emotes with each update (and the updates are named after greek letters)
>>216529374south west and south east are very different
>>216529340who the fuck is doing drugs on a wednesdayget your life together mate
>>216529374Southwest is more Iberian. Still brown and moorish
