england edition
dont like james and the giant peach for the same reason that peter griffin doesn't like the godfather
>>216529389Bim the cat
>>216529389I knew a man once named bim
>>216529359heaven on earth
need an angolan wife BADLY
BITCOIN IS FALLING
>>216529394me when I'm pinching my nose in frustration, trying to get a dozen paki and half-caste kids through their Duke of Edinburgh award
TMD (total me death)
>>216529412never read that one but used to wank to the girl getting turned into a blueberry in charlie and the chocolate factory
can't tell if I'd want to be the man or the boywife more in a tender and loving homosexual relationshipam straight though so it's more just a thought exercise
drug doerbig shit pooerthey say i shagged her but i hardly knew her
Fucked up on drugs. Slept through my alarm, set to get up at 9am so I wouldn’t miss the post man who has £350 order. Luckily he’s not been yet. I’ve woken still high on some drugs but lacking in others and nearing withdrawals. I honestly think I’ve fucked my life up. The worst thing is I’m in my damn 30s and shouldn’t be living like this anymore.
>>216529445>just a thought exercise>tender and loving homosexual relationshipyeah, clearly
>>216529444sort yourself out nonce
>>216529461yeah mate you bottled it
>>216529445Mad bender post
>>216529466cope on
>>216529461Scotland mentioned!
catbergino on an oof madone
>>216529461and what of the phimosis, no fap, no porn, venting to father and licking out an escort?
>>216529467by ‘used to’ i meant when i was 10 retard
>>216529359Wow, my photo. This is on Walton Heath, in Surrey
>>216529505Slow down, don't want to fill my bingo card so quickly in the new.
free speech is not british culture and never has beenengland has historically been much more weighted towards conservativism, censorship, and moral outragethe idea that free speech is some cornerstone of british values only comes from hitching our wagon to america and their constitution
>One of two men freed in error from Wandsworth prison, 35-year-old William "Billy" Smith, has handed himself in, Surrey Police say
battering my nan with one hand and gouging my grandads eye with the other
>>216529311Only one cinema in Shrewsbury, Cineworld, that only has 2 showings of CSM today, both in the evening.Thus we can conclude you do not actually live in Shrewsbury and any time you post "oh I hope not in Shrewsbury because that's where I live tee hee" it's a deliberate false breadcrumb. Also the idea that you'd be stupid enough to broadcast your stationary location in a public place for the next 90+ minutes, allowing someone time to get there, doesn't wash because despite being thoroughly unpleasant you're not a moron.The net tightens.
>standing downwind from middle aged tranny>stinks of masculine body odourNever forget you stink of male, troon
>>216529554O.o
need to lose weight
catburger
>>216529562Then do it
>>216529535>the idea that free speech is some cornerstone of british values only comes from hitching our wagon to america and their constitutionwhich you should be on your hands and knees thanking god for, otherwise you’d be in prison right now
love beagles
>>216529585need to
>>216529537Free him for good behaviour
>>216529585passive aggressive Nike be like
posted it last night but lads this girl looks like Jenna Coleman, right? just need some confirmation that I'm not being a blind cunt
>>216529557and poo smells lmao
>>216529610psc
Had diarrhoea leading up to a massive poo yesterday and it feels like I’ve torn my bum open
>>216529582love these ragebait AI posts that do numbers on the big UK substhe posters gobble them up every time as well. Only recently the mods have caught on.
>>216529610
>>216529615she does mate
>>216529615I don’t know and I don’t care. Were you and Molly both to perish from this mortal coil, my life would not change one iota. I don’t even say this maliciously, just as a simple observation of fact.
>>216529630how do you know its fake?
GET THE FISHMAN
>>216529556afternoon columbo
insurance goes up if you get your car wrapped literally how can they justify that
>>216529582this didn’t happen
>>216529689this didnt happen
niggas really live in shewsbury, live on gumdrop lane too do ya? work at the sprinkles factory? get to work on a pogo stick yeah?
>>216529709you're low IQ and therefore more reckless
>>216529485I’ve not bottled anything you daft esl>>216529499No, England. I’m English. From the povvo northwest if that helps to mock me for where I live. >>216529505Not me. That’s another lad. I don’t have phimosis. I’m not on no fap. Watched porn a few times yesterday while high, no starmer verification. I talk to my father once a week and only about polite stuff, never about my struggles. I have eaten out prostitutes but not lately, it’s been over a year since I’ve seen an escort. I’m in opiates and they don’t go well with sex but off toil I take massive doses of pregabalin. The mix I took last night was too much. I’m the lad whose cousin killed himself on bonfire night, I probably posted about it but don’t remember.
>>216529709WE'VE GOT TO HAVE MONEYhttps://youtu.be/8CTeLy3Ujxc?si=KN5YlCy-Hnyn8bE0
well that's rorke done
>>216529725You got the flu or something? You're absolutely whiffing your posts today lad
>>216529525I like it very much
opinion on cornwall and devon
just in case he doesnt know, you posted here 2-3 times last night to say a few quick things in short posts and nothing about it was offensive (and you got no replies from anons)
>>216529728I’d be low IQ if I went for a full respray which is wayyy more expensive than a wrap
>EV drivers could face new tax in Budgetmental. push everyone to get EVs then once there's enough of them tax the shit out of them
>>216529761good places for me
Cheeky chappy xx
>>216529615a little but she still doesn't have jenna's pancake tits
Get Rorke in a bed beside are Tim so he can get the full scoop on Tim's condition
david lammy sex arse
>>216529775nah they said they would be looking to tax EVs like 2-3 years ago when America was talking about it
Rorke your dick is tiny
>>216529754just trying some stuff out lad. having a go.
paper beats rorke
Anybody know how I can use AI to make people look like they have downs syndrome?
>>216529818dtfib
the crows think cigarettes are food or something so every time I roll one he does a little fly past the window going caw caw caw the idiot
>>216529827except he isnt brazilian. hopefully you knew that already
>>216529725haha it do be like that
gfberg lost her job two months ago but got really into cooking so I get home made meals including packed lunch for work every daytbqh could just live like this permanently, wonder if I should tell her that but she's getting v. frustrated in her job search so reckon it might irritate her
>>216529831do you live in a tree house or some shite
>>216529837i am
>>216529837where is he from then
>>216529761Went to Cornwall once as a kid. We were at a campsite. Had fish and chips. Surfing lesson. Played at an arcade. I was about 10 and broke my nose playing football, still got a scar. Good holiday, wish I had a family to take there.
>>216529842they like to split the work up between the two of them and watch all the windows in these houses sometimes the gulls do it but the birds know/think ive got food
>>216529842Looool
jamaican aunties are so wholesome
>>216529831why is Scotland such a laugh nothing interesting ever happens here in England
>>216529853its spaki on a vpn. most people realise this and just ignore his posts. i suggest you do the same m8y
>>216529841you ever get her to cook naked apron?
>>216529881oh you're a spainmong trutheropinion discarded
>>216529878it does and other people probably get a lot more out of the based birds. like 5 years living here and not made any progress or connection with the crows :(
>>216529831smoking is bad for you
did england have corn when cornwall was made, how did they know to call it cornwall if they didn't have corn
>>216529842caravan
When I become PM we will be banning ALL over 60s from driving. We will also be banning over 30s from using 4chan.org
>>216529898just giving you the facts fella.
>>216529906Like almost every place name in Western Europe it comes from a Celtic tribe that lived there
>>216529918they aren't facts though, they're just your assertionsfeel free to convince me by posting evidence
>>216529915But you're already PM (pathetic mong or something)
oliver tomatofloor
Just seen spainos blue sky post from this morning Howling
the tranny and pop spammer being cornish has put me off that entire region of the countrystrange place
>>216529915where am i supposed to go
>>216529906cause the peninsula is shaped like a horn which in celtic was “corn”, and when the saxons turned up they say they spoke welsh so called them the corn wealh (corn peninsula foreigners), which became cornweal and then cornwall
rorkeypops mentioned
>>216529940its not that deep mate lol. most people think the same as i do. if you want to be a mong and give an attention seeker exactly what they want then crack on pal.
>>216529937most names in england come from roman, every word with shire at the end is roman, londan, every name ending with 'chester' too. stop making up lies
MY BUSINESS IS MY BUSINESS
>>216529937What about the Romans?
>>216529981>its not that deep mate lolif you're referring to your intelligence i agree
love girls dancing they just move differently to men and that's another test trannies fail
>>216529943Be careful>>216529953I dunno but you can’t stay here brother
>>216529994yeh good one. i accept your concession
>>216529679It's difficult to describe without coming across as a schizo but I'll do my best.Normally these posts are centered around a very divisive wedge issue. In the case of: >>216529582 the issue is immigration but other hot topics are stuff like trannies or violent blacks etc. What's crucial is that even though the POINT of the post is to get real people in the comment section riled up about something (in this case immigrants and muslims), the opening post will never openly ask the readers to criticise immigration, muslims, brown, people, trannies etc. It will always be written from the perspective of a well-meaning, non-racist, non-bigoted, naive oaf. In the case of >>216529582 it's "oh I have nothing against muslims actually my daughter is dating a muslim man and she's pregnant with his baby I'm Ned fucking Flanders but this gosh darn 120 dB Islamist prayer call blasting at 1AM is putting me in a bit of a pickle, how can I address this issue without conflict?".The posts are trojan horses designed to foster a very specific discussion in the comment section but the opening posts are worded in such a way that the scenarios described are plausible enough that they might be real without openly criticising any political position or issue. You can't just submit a post saying "can everyone discuss how they hate brown people?" or it gets removed. So you ask an AI to write a scenario within very specific confinements then post that and it sneaks under the radar. Perhaps you also pump it with a botnet to push it to the top. You gain a sixth sense for sniffing them out eventually.
is the ofcom ban really going to happen? none of you seems worried
>>216529958thanks for the info, that is interesting
>>216530006already accepted your concession
>>216529981mate i am from here
>>216529841Get her pregnant, or the post man will
if i was in a tribe i'd be killed or left in the wilderness because I'd be useless
rorke v leftypol a fight to the death ladies and gentlemen place your bets
>>216530030prove it
>>216529982shire is a saxon word you moron and the romans named their forts after previous celtic settlements most of the timemanchester, london, leeds, colchester are just examples. all celtic (pre roman) names the romans then adopted then the saxons adopted from them.
>>216530038BJJ is so gay
>>216530043*fucking rapes your arse off*
>>216530043ok, im sorry. you said it with authority so i believe you
>>216530038what's stopping him from grabbing that leg and charging forward
>>216529982Ah yes, the famously Britonnic Romans
>>216530038is rorke the brown one?tenner on him
the romans added -chester/cester to places to designate a fortified location. comes from the latin word castellum
getting kicked in the ear maybe with leg 2 but that looks so gay
how old are these kids?
>>216530082primal fear
>>216530110bloke on the right is going phwoar
>>216530082>>216530052I've already replied to that particular post twice now so I won't be typing it all again.>>>/fit/76802031>>>/pol/520734207
mental that people were romans, imagine that, being roman. Wearing all that armor, knocking about the stonehenge. Wonder what the roman thought of the stonehenge, mental.
>>216530110>get a loada those tits!
>>216530040ask me anything from a region here and i'll answer you
>>216530043I wonder if pakis will keep names. Probably not I guess it’s a Constantinople situation. Maybe they will just adapt names over time. Londonistan is a pejorative but perhaps it becomes a reality.
really want to suck on the large breasts of a 16 year old girl
>>216530138>ask me questions i can google in 10 seconds
>>216530007None of that indicates it's fake>you can tell it's fake because it pretends not to be
>>216530123Good strategy I suppose
>>216530123>I've already replied to that particular post twice now so I won't be typing it all againYou re-typed it out twice despite it being word-for-word the same? Frogposter moment
>>216529989THIS TIME IMMA LET IT ALL COME OUT THIS TIME IMMA STAND UP AND SHITIMMA DO IT MY WAY, A DOODOO MY WAY
>>216530138dont think so mate. timestamped photo or nothing.
https://youtu.be/NrXje9FEy2YTHIS IS TODAY
>>216530158Shes mid but id rough fuck her. No kissing. Id make sure she hated every second
>>216530110She looks 35 and has nice big lubberly jubblies
>I don’t know and I don’t care. Were you and Molly both to perish from this mortal coil, my life would not change one iota. I don’t even say this maliciously, just as a simple observation of fact.
>>216530149depending what it is it's impossible to do so really>>216530163nothing then cuz it ain't that deep for me
running a mid 19th century central asian caravanserai with my loving uzbek wife
>>216530144They’ll be too busy trying to feed themselves and keep themselves warm with scrap wood and metal when we’re gone. Not debating what to call the cities. Brown people can’t maintain advanced societies in their own lands never mind a tiny resource exhausted island.
>>216530174thats called rape you porn addict
>>216530110I looked RIGHT at those big fucking tits!
Pad kee mao for lunch. Nose is nice and clear. Can smell my balls from all the way up here
Please stop bullying SpainlardPretending to be a horny brown third world newfag is all he has left
>>216530210He mindraped you to a significant extent.
>>216530174Only way to fuck nasty little cunts like ger
>>216530148I actually did this
>>216530150I've said as much as I can to convince you lad, if you don't see it then you don't see it. All I'm saying is keep an open mind going forward and if you read posts on these big UK subs that seem tailor made to fostering a specific discussion in the comment section around a political hot topic ask yourself "has this poster provided any evidence this actually happened?". Also the account is normally a day old with no other posts.
>>216530201Yes, you've not had much sex, I know. One day youll learn what theg li
>>216530210mental how badly he mindraped you
>>216530187mad how easy it is to expose you spaki lol
>>216530210we've been over this already 'fic
>>216530236sei nem quem é esse baitola
DTFIC is the most mindraped poster in /brit/ history. He came here as a desperate to fit in nobody, got destroyed by Spainlord, then turned into a paranoid schizo. Utter conquest.
>>216530110would love to see her take bbc
why do a select few of you seem to bring up adam every day when he hasn't posted here in a year?genuinely if you're not him what do you possibly gain from mentioning him every day? what do you gain from that?
>>216529982not really, theyre mostly a hodgepodge of latin, brittonic (celtic), and old english (saxon)
at toil :(it coffee time :)
>>216530193
>>216530280spaino false flag
:-D
>>216530196Sad but true. Maybe they will leave back to warm countries. Easier to live there. A few hidden white enclaves living in hobbit holes can pop out and wander around desolate empty England, the ruins of an advanced civilisation.
>>216530280he's posting right now mate. he's here all day. every day. this place is his life.
think i drank too much coffee
>>216530280Schizos love bogeymen. The same people were crying about 190 every thread and they will adopt some new mong to obsess over
need to go to the shop to get some food in
>>216530308what do you gain from saying this?does he actually live rent free in your head or are you him?why else would you describe him as some omnipresent bogeyman
spaino was mindraped by his dad after he ditched his shitty family and left him to be raised by a dried up depressed slag lol
>>216529389Catberg on the proverbial mad one
spainiacs onamadone
>>216529389bim bag
>>216530229It might be fake it might not. If the account is always a day old then that might be evidence but then they've acknowledged it's a sensitive topic and people use throwaways all the time.You can't just say real life problems dont exist. They do and sometimes they touch on political issues.
It's key to eat an extremely spicy dish a couple of hours before you insufflate cocaine.
>>216530332bizarre autistic world you live in where every act or decision needs to have a material benefit.
a gabble palorball bag ape
>>216530335rude
SPAIOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>216530335See, this is schizoheadcanon.But it is an observable fact, with thousands of archive references, that Spainlord broke the schizos.
>>216530123>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpJ_YUIu_L8&t=289sthis looks very gay
mad how none of you are in nz, probably never been here either you little runts. all the way over there haha, so far away in your little shrewsbury lol
>>216530365you're the singular poster that mentions 'spaki' every single dayit's only you that does this
>>216530374you must be new here
universal film crew in Paddington, wonder if they're making kino
It is so easy to rattle the runt cage hereI have every little incel here dancing to my tune like I’m the pied piper lmfaoSometimes all this attention can get annoying, I just want to post with the lads in peace :\
>>216530385i suffer not living around maori fitties
>>216530385I've never even been to scotland lad
As someone who has been coming here for years, Spaino is like a fucking god to me.The mindraping he inflicted on the annoying schizos was astounding to see at its peak.
>>216530386schizo melty
have it on good authority that it is over for rorke
>>216530321Anyone who says smoking isn't cool is wrong
Massaging my willard
>>216530410Lung cancer is badass
>schizo melty
Might pop over to Majorca for a couple days
>>216529461Mate it's Thursday why were you getting on it last night
>>216530438ktim
great-great-great-great-uncleberg married a widow with five daughters and spends 90% of his memoirs seething that he never had a son and had to pay a fortune on marrying off five stepdaughtershe married one of them off to his nephew and I was born from that line
>>216530438probably what spaino looks like these days after decades of 4chan addiction hunched over a laptop lol
>>216530460is she filipino
the oriental gf
Said I wouldn't be drinking this weekendBut Friday approachesAnd my desires start to whisper
>>216530460horse
mad how you lot stopped caring about the migrants eating the swans, water under the bridge apparently.
>>216530359Trust but verify. Look for evidence and if there is none then ask yourself why. In situations that are real and legitimate, there will be supporting evidence and it will be effortless (any probing question can be answered) because it's all laid bare in reality. The moment there's no evidence provided and a reluctance to do so your alarm bells should be ringing.
>>216530496>Said I wouldn't be drinking this weekendktim every week for the last five years
>>216530490>149cm
>>216530490>149cmyou vile nonce bastard do love asian female fashion though
>>216530490really dislike this cutesy girl aesthetic, very much prefer slags me
>>216530490Fucking midget I would probably cut her in half with my willard
>>216530525.....would
>>216530516>water under the bridgewith no swan
Uh oh melty!!
Quick trip to China for me, like nipping down the shops really travelling nowadays
I used to think rhyming slang made no sense but sneedposting is the same thing if you think about ityou just have to be familiar with the relevant memes and the cultural code is clear
>>216530559will you be eating any bats or pangolins there?
white bros it can’t go on like this can it?
>>216530531>do love asian female fashion thoughIt's literally just dressing like your grandma
>>216530566well done lad *puts a star up on the star chart*
>>216530518Right because any post on r/legaladviceUK has effortlessly available supporting evidence
>>216530490>>216530531careful, those things are mental
>>216530586What do 'white bros' have to do with this xitter image?
>>216530566There's 2 types of people in this world: sneeders and feeders
>>216530110Never met a single member of the Youth Parliament who weren't utterly full of themselvesReminder it was Bercow who started feeding their already massive egos by letting them sit in the Commons itself like as if they're actually important
going to sleep now. good night lads. sorry i come here so often and annoy you lot xX
>>216530597fit for a chilena
>>216530617Is she not white?
>>216530593yeah love it and love my nan
>>216530525fucks sake even warwick davis trooned out?
hi
>>216530545nooooo don't lie in it!!
>>216530651hi x
>>216530490So glad shes wearing a mask so that I dont get ill watching this
>>216530620we at /brit/ love our antipodean frens <3
>>216530633Yes?Now I see you are a race bait poster
>go for a poo>nothing seems to come out just fart>decide to wipe to be safe anyway>turns out there's one sticky globule of poo stuck to my arsehole>end up smearing it all over my arse>gets stuck in the hairsFor fucks sake
>>216530597el chileANO(legal)
>>216530670How is it race bait when it actually happened
>>216530545brit slags subjecting poor pakistanis to this type of abuse
>>216530620the kiwi people must be freed from their babylonian captivity in /balt/
>>216530490
job interview in an hour ladsany tips?
>>216530673use the bidet to clean up theneasy peasy unless you're an animal without a bidet then I guess you better use the shower piggy
>>216530713yeh
He's thinking about black cocks again
>>216530713unlikely, sorry, tipping isn't really a thing at mcdonalds
my grandad turned yellow before he died
>>216530677You are trying to bait a certain reaction from this thread
>>216530713do a gay porn dance
shadowboxing to prepare for my big fight
>>216530713Yeah get them to employ you
>>216530633hes fit though. hes got nice eyes
Stretching my asshole out and dropping one of those superheated metal eggs inside my anus
>>216530762um
>>216530713break a leg (not a figure of speech, actually break a leg so you have to reschedule and get more time to prepare)
>>216530758
>>216530730samepancreatic cancer
>>216530788wow thats what she looks like without the hair should do her though
>>216530610If we take it back to the minaret example, ask yourself: was any evidence ever provided as to which mosque this was? Was a map location ever provided? The name of the mosque? Did the poster ever provide a redacted utility bill proving they lived in the same post code? A video taken by the OP showing a bedside clock with the time on it as the prayer call plays loudly in the background looking across the street?I can tell you without ever having loaded that Reddit post that none of that will be have been provided. There will not be a single piece of supporting evidence on ANY comment in that post that proves that story happened. It's words on a screen. People believe it in good faith because that's why they go to sites like Reddit, to have authentic conversations with real people. Unfortunately that reputation makes Reddit a ripe target for those who want to influence real people and steer conversations and narratives for their own means. Please don't think that I don't think real issues don't exist and that divisive issues aren't divisive for a reason, I do. I'm as much of a rorke as you. But regardless of your political leanings you need to be wary of totally made up shit that is being pushed on you with a purpose.
>>216530758hate cosplay quintessentially phony activity
the little ponies might look cute but don't forget they eat baby chicks
the scran
>>216530792would berry my dick so deep in her arsemental that mizkif fumbled this
>>216530792she's not fit even with makeup on desu
>>216530730>>216530793did his eyes narrow?
>>216530835alri albert fish
defending the kingdom of Urartu from the encroaching Medes
>>216530808Think you might trolling now, if it's a legitimate story do you really think someone will be posting all that and effectively doxxing themselves on the internet?
>>216530730LMFAO
we are all equal
Why's he replying to himself?
>>216530874not me
off to bed
>>216530904Night mate x
>>216530906love her
>>216530863Were it a legitimate story there would have been half a dozen households complaining to the local council with video proof of an Islamic prayer call blaring at 2AM while people slept. No videos exist, no details exist, because it's a story that was shat out by an AI to provoke a specific reaction while flying under the radar.
more than 10 words? shan't
any gay niggers from outer space in?
Drinking coffee out of my $1000 mug
>>216530938facto
>>216530808>Did the poster ever provide a redacted utility bill proving they lived in the same post code?This has to be a joke
>>216530955choppedmiru
spainiacs won
I won.
Me too
>>216530981>>216530981>>216530981
>>216530835didn't he rape her
got a great post lined up for the new
>>216530977that’s great, champ *slowly closes the door to your smelly room*
>>216530971shut it spaedo
>>216530758who can really blame that lad for getting grabby
>>216530927>there would have been half a dozen households complaining to the local councilThere may well be but not everyone posts everything on the internet. They would also likely be one of very few non Muslim people in that immediate area.
>>216530446Do it, did it with our lass the other week and it was fab. Out on friday night, got there and in a late bar on the port we were staying in about midnight, saturday tooling around some wineries and into a nice place for dinner that night, Sunday morning walk around and brunch and then home and cost fuck all as out of season. The weather was a bit crap for us but still nice enough to sunbathe most days even now.
