A Dance from the Heart edition
he ended up with the black girl in the video
10 years later...
Pretty sure its a spambot
maybe I could come help keep you warm? haha
>>216539435I'm a fucking poet right? Praise me gentlemen, for I am eating jalapeno cheddar cheetos
i flipped a coin for cans and it came out heads and i should go get cans but i wont i will get a bottle tomorrowthank you for reading my update
>>216538872the worst part of this is the girl quite literally went on to date the gigachad star quarterback
rorke searching for rorke on desuarchive
should have used finasteride from age 20
>>216539521quit the muck lad
meow
>>216539589would love to see a turd fall from her arse
>>216539589i hear what you're saying and will consider it strongly
if you're bald just be a man and own it>t. not bald man
>>216539589i want her to take her largest shite right into my god
i'm a mentally insane incel and i will never have a normal life, relationships with other people, or any direction and purpose in this world
>>216539401its much worse than that mate. its just an extremely pathetic 4chan addict with nothing else in his life except this place.
>>216539627screaming
>>216539589need this bitch to shit in my mouth
>>216539626just a warning, you're going to be braldeyed fairly hard for that
>>216539626allah wouldn't like that one bit i'm sure
>>216539627ktim
>>216539627
>>216539626calm down deegs
>>216539589id eat a plate of her turds like a starving dog
gonna be a mad night if its anything like what happened in the netherlands last year>Pro-Palestine protesters descend on Villa Park ahead of match with Maccabi Tel Aviv - as Israeli fans show their support by waving flags outside ground amid police ring of steelhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15266071/Ring-steel-Villa-Park-police-riots-Israeli-Muslim.html
>>216539548source?
>>216539589want to scran her poo
>>216539586should have been aborted at age 0
>>216539589Please fart on my face
Why is BBC news pushing this celebrity traitors slop, every day there's a new article on the frontpage about it
Me? Gracefully balding
>>216539694t. slaphead
if you're happy and you know poo and scream
Mental how much Pokemon TCG Pocket I've played over the past week or 2, maybe I should get into Mtg or summat and hang out with the spergs at the local game store.
brits and their scat fetish making their presence KNOWN
>>216539706because it's a BBC programme
>>216539624Thats my opinion on it. My hair has receded into a mans hairline but I do have a thick head of hair and probably wont be balding until 50 and bald until 70. But I will eventually be bald.
i have a full head of thick hair. its very nice.however, i cant grow a beard. just a shitty goatee type thing. so im just insecure about that instead
as soon as i noticed i looked like i was balding in pics i started taking finmy hairline has been the same for the last 6 years
i told my bald friend to stop showing his ugly head everywhere, now he just wears a hat and calls it a privacy filter
>>216539627you probably arent as mental as you think you are
Lads I'm stressing about my foreskin. I thought I was on the verge of curing my phimosis, but now I'm worried it's somehow adhered to my penis.I literally don't know how it's supposed to retract fully.I'm 29, I know I should have sorted this years ago but when I saw a Urologist about 7 years ago, he suggested a circumcision. My foreskin is nowhere as tight now so can I cure this? Should I just go to the GP tomorrow and say it's urgent?
literally mental how the one on the left btfo'd amer so hard he left 4chan
I am SO Rorkepilled right now
>Grandmother, 65, reveals the major change she made to her diet to feel 'ageless'... and get a washboard stomachhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-15264321/Grandmother-major-change-diet-feel-ageless.html
*Shouts coffee at you and walks off*Gotta keep it moving you see
hellooooo allllltomorrow I am going to read "American Gods" and then maybe (not to plan too far ahead) "trying to be good"
>>216539783Who greets you when you arrive home?
>>216539806dont think we could meet up like this with the people in this thread rn... uwu uwuu
>>216539308Lads like this conquered Africa
>>216539629the singular rorke poster
>sir lip balmber
>>216539845this is just a collage of every relevant thing
sir lip balmer barming at my house, my house
20 minutes until my just eat order arrives
>>216539827Do you keep an agenda for all the dogshit spam you make?
>>216539906for the most part, yes
>>216539912t. midwit
Having an orangina and it's lush
>>216539912Maybe if the year is 2019 and you're a Joe Rogan fan.
>>216539876that was my entry, sad that he died i had my fingers crossed on for his victory
imagine if 4chan had DMs
gooda day Canadaa... time for guest umas (which - Vodka, A tier - is actually 3* power with 6* stam sparks which will become 5-6* sparks) for my 2* literally me
>>216539919traitor
>>216539955>cute girl who works in IcelandI work in ALDI though
>>216539876Who won the last hunger gamesMissed that
>>216539969now that's a brick shithouse of an arse
>white man hands himself in after realising he had been mistakenly released from prison, like a good member of society>Algerian sex pest still on the run, probably molesting around the grounds of a primary school as I type.Curious
>>216539976HelloI have no idea what this gobbledygook means but good luck I guess
>>216539985also you're neither cute nor a girl
>I spent my life pretending to be an employed women on 4chBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>>216539986all i know is it nun be lil ziedy nuh uh
>an employed women
what's an umas
>>216539955>take your advice >say "hello" >"hi" >..>*walk away* ty
>>216539780me? thick head of hair and powerful beardbut i accidentally trimmed my hair too short last weekthen because i like to keep my beard hair shorter than my head hair i went to trim my beard and accidentally fucked it then had to shave off my beardi also put in contacts, because without stylish hair and a powerful beard i look like an incel with glassesall my coworkers were shockedthe white lads commented on my hairthe muslim lads all commented on my beard and made it quite clear they are jealous of my beard genetics
Toil shall be eating here for the xmas party chapsAny reccies so I don't humiliate myself?
>>216539986This guy >>216539308
>>216540000White boys are submissive to 6'4 afro-british prison guards
>a brick shithouse
>>216539986I already forgot but it was on halloween near nighttime I remember. a quick search in the archive should get it
>>216540000yeah I would of given myself up straight away too before I grew up just now and realized what the world really is
>>216540007I went to a cafe on Tuesday and went to the cinema to watch chainsaw man today My life is lush
>>216540037I can grow a full beard all over but after half a centimetre it turns ginger even though I'm not ginger and literally nobody in my family is.GHASTLY stuff.
>>216539845>>216539912why in the world are sargon and ben shapiro on there? by right wing intellectual standards they are nobodiesand whats the deal with ayn rand's books, how do they seemingly radicalise so many rightoids
rorke?
Got a moist poo slowly easing out of me bum but i shant be going to the loo
>>216539555she has an Instagram. she went to Duke University and dated the quarterback This was year ago, not sure how current it is
>>216540071desu I'm too scared to look at the archive since the spam started
>>216540090well that's rorke done
>>216540090"yeah so are niggers"
>>216540110when they delete cp the archive gets notified and it removes it
>>216539814roastie getting roasted in the comments
>>216540110I told you it was the zesty dancing fellow
>>216540081>? by right wing intellectual standards they are nobodiesand thats a good thing, shouldnt associate with that lot
>>216540090rorke on the ropes
long day at toilgot millions of compliments on my haircut because my face is phenomenal and now its not hidden by hair
>>216540124Why did you quit being a shagger to do this all day instead?
>>216540090I think i can stomach getting rid of lions from our national identity if that means deporting every spearchucker too.
>>216540152if you're gonna post ponies at least post the fit ones like rarity and princess celestia and princess luna
>>216540152thought this was a new mare kissing at first one of you niggas got herpes like the Japanese mlps have inbreeding (nothing wrong with that though)
Went to TescoGot whole lamb shoulder (half price on clubcard) Deboned that lil nigga Diced it upNow I'm making Uzbek plov
>>216540152the chinese one is psychic type she doesnt have wings
>>216540184luna has no arse
wish i could get a milf gf (who isnt actually a mum if you know what i mean)
>>216540124Anglo-Irish ancestry
>>216540090national animal of Scotland is a unicornhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/mw_2-eGlTGA
>>216540206Why did you quit being a shagger to do this all day instead?
>>216540080Alri Redbeard?
>>216540194she has since season 3
ate too much pasta
sir anglo saxon
today I found my old jacket. not the old old jacket from 15 years ago but maybe 7-10 years that I had thrown on the computer chair I use as a backstop for my laptop lounging because some girl who actually liked me had the same jacket, but shes gone now. possessions are forever
>>216540153Long hair is masculine like a lions maneShort hair is a sign of disease and poor health
>>216540219bruv dogs smell arses for a livingimagine the smell of that lass's arse for dogberg to literally vomit
RACIST BARN
AI situation is getting worse.
My penis will be hard again in 1-3 business days
What knowledge do abo’s possess?I wish I lived in australia
all jobs will taking by AIAI = actually indians
Rorke will try to tell you that 17c on November is a good thing
>>216540219yeh? have a whiff of these
Still don't understand if the pony posting is ironic or you freaks are genuinely broniesHow do you know all these small details about the show
>>216540283Are Indians going to take over spamming /brit/, too?
>>216540274
a lot of people think humanity is on a dark path but AI and automation will be a force for good
>>216540219I wonder if the dog is lactose intolerant... lactobacillus. wonder if the pH of her vagina is very acidic (to rule out lactobacillus) or more alkaline this post was almost worth the 3 captchas 4 captchas I am banned from images again
>>216540267it's madness mate. when they're putting out stuff like this who can tell the difference between what's real and isn't
>>216540314they likely already have
rorkemonster not gonna like this one
>>216540080I think that looks cool. I have a friend who is 1/8 Indian but otherwise 1/2 Welsh and 3/8 English, a son of the Empire. Lad is an absolute chad in appearance. Tall, blue eyes, but a touch swarthy and tans well. Literally tall dark and handsome. His beard goes ginger and looks really impressive. He could go to Saudi and be treated like a god (as long as he doesn't mention the indian gene).
He's having a nuclear meltdown right now Someone needs to help him
>>216540333trips of truth
>>216540311fanbase is unspeakably grimhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cWBG1GKn8A
>>216540333I love how the final speech bubble isn't pointing towards anyone, implying it's being said by the entire bus in unison.Leftypol would believe it no problem too.
>>216540219nasty as bitch made a fucking puke
>using AI to pander to and reinforce your own views by having it give different groups made up reactions to modern Britaingenuinely unbelievable what a sadcase rorke is
aff tae bed
anyways hello all of you beautiful people who I love all of you because thats what you are and you are all together and as yourselves lovable people
>>216540333cymru is pronounced cumrag
>>216540390oh thats just the BE flag mong posting that shit for the 4-5 -th time
>>216540110this is the thread where the halloween hunger games started: https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/216371082/#216372585
>>216540416Why did you quit being a shagger to do this all day instead?
>>216540373https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUxmonNjZRg
>>216540395*farts in your face*
So the only likable character in season 4 of the Witcher is the mad Scottish Witcher killer. He just cut ciri's black lesbian lovers head off. 90% of the rest of it has been made woke. On the movie now
>>216540416um rorke, Henry VIII's trumpet player was a black manHe'd have no issue with modern britain
rorke finding bottles of Irish fakeBaileys at LIDL and drinking 2 and at the last bit of the 2nd one here (im eating dairy like a growing boy) texting the random guy I found walking around who gave me his number asking me for a date that im not actually gay lol
Cracking good deal this lads
>>216540486the scran
g'day niggers
it's called clopping dad
can't tell where my hair ends and my sideburns beginhow to shave
According to my mortgage provider, my newly purchased first home has only increased in value by 2k in 11 months but Zoopla says 16k
>>216540522gday cobba
>>216540390Roaring
*installs copilot in the thread*you just need to press the copilot button to chat, you can choose one of a few personalities: mousey, moni and 190
>>216540486i cannot tell if thats an actual willard
rate this bint
fancy some pasta again
>>216540544bought my house for 252k and its worth 300k now
hii iits uma tiime https://i.postimg.cc/2jsMVrWV/Screenshot-2025-10-20-154215.png
>>216540583yuck, yellow ahh teeth
>>216540583she'd look better with specs
>>216540509mental how much food inflation happened in the past 5 years
>>216540633those are as white as you gonna get imc
>>2165405834
arse is leaking noxious gas
this is an SOS distress call from the /int/ general /brit/the posters are dead, killed by a /britfeel/ leakthe only survivors are anon, who was banned during the disaster, and mousenonce who was safely posting in the old threadrevived 3 days later anon's only companions are a life form who evolved from mousenonce and janny, a hologram simulation of the man who banned himI am OP, the creator of this thread with an IQ of 6000 - the same IQ as 6,000 johnny foreigners
burn baby burndisco inferno
>>216540581nasty fucking bitch
>>216540642pooscrem (also he's not brazilian mate)
Where's Ziedbelg?
>>216540663what do you gain by peddling this narrative huh?
interior crocodile alligator i drive a chevrolet movie theatre
>>21654054411 months isn't long. should be in your first home for 2-5 years. your starter home (with your wife) for 5-10 years. your forever home for 20-30 years. your empty nest home for 10-20 years. your retirement house for 10-20 years. care home for 5 years. hospice for 2-20 weeks.
>>216540390imagine how many freaks are going to be radicalised by AI in a few years
>>216540657its boring in outer/int/there no kind of banter herejust krauts and yanksmore or less
think i'm addicted to cheese
>>216540637and needs more volume to her hair and a fringe
>>216540642don't you niggas have dentists, it just needs a cleaning, it's either this grim shit or veneers?
>>216540698>your starter home (with your wife) for 5-10 yearsi haven't unlocked this yeti think i'm softlocked
everyone has disappeared in real life
had a horrid day of workhate being a toilslave
>>216540698source: my arseshut the fuck up
yer ma calls it aldis
>>216540583Wife material, get in my son
>>216540763Recently got an absolute bollocking in front of everyone from toilberg for my radio manner and it just deflated me :(
>>216540655https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUJtvN7ToC8
>>216540789>it just deflated mestupid balloonman
>>216540657Love this pasta
>>216540789dont know what radio manner means
>>216540753I wish
pooing out the window
what's a radio manner
>>216540834Instead of saying "out" at the end of my message I said "bye bye"
tikslop posters with room temperature IQ
>>216540700not liking that this video has a liveleak watermarkdid she break her back or something
I recognize that reference
>>216540629im pulling for matikanefukukitaru later :3
Bunch of kids shooting fireworks at the buses on the main roadAnd before you ask, yes they're black
>>216540863bit harsh to give you a bollocking over that unless it's the fifth time you've done it
>>216540855did a retard write this? why would charles darwin not know what birmingham is
>>216539955Got my tonsils blasted with a laser to stop shit getting stuck down there, not had a stone since. Very based
>>216540698I'm in my forever home now. Buying multiple homes is a mugs game. I rented before now, also I'm not the guy you're replying to. Moving around repeatedly is how you end up with no savings and living hand to mouth like a povvo runt.
>>216540886the 10x pulls starts in LESS THAN 3 HOURSalso reading the patch notes I dont think you fucked up bad when you paid to roll for super creek (so long as you have fun)
>>216540905it's chatGPThe's been getting it to role play for him and spamming the results here for the last day or so
>>216540920what if a family of you know whats move in next door?
>>216540897so?
Probably got myself a cheeky 3 day ban incoming for something I did on another board, you lads keep everything shipshape until I'm back yeah?
>>216540748mate you own a house so must have a decent job and have security. now is the perfect time to fall in love and get married. when she has your baby you will be a man.
>>216540904I'm something of the warehouse joker. He's utterly fed up with my antics lmao
>>216540863Poo screaming
>>216540768the source is my dad. he is a wealthy man.
>>216540911Did they have to make sure there was no gunk down there to begin with. I assume they took it out otherwise they entombed your tonsil stones with your flesh
>>216540947>just pretending to be retardedhahaha im a clown its so funny hahahahahwhat am i like xDDDclownnshoes hehehehehe
even when i do well it feels bad
>>216541013Me too lad. Very comfortable in life right now but I feel like an imposter
>>216541013grow up
>>216540920thats what i said.you need a home to fit your needs and time builds security and wealth.
>>216541010Charlie Bigham?
Westminster Voting Intention:RFM: 33% (+1)GRN: 18% (+1)CON: 16% (=)LAB: 15% (-1)LDM: 11% (-1)SNP: 3% (=)Via @FindoutnowUK, 5-6 Nov.Changes w/ 29 Oct.
>>216540975haha yeah I actually did
>>216541032I did
>>216540996right then that settles it, concrete your dad said sosoundyour dad sounds like a twat, like you
this new 2* spark literally me horse wins even when she is in an awful moodalso I have won 25 games in a row against middle elo in team trials now with bakusiiiiiiin!!!! AND just got mile racing shoes to level her up and play again to roll 80% chance to get S++ 1200 speed class rep horse
>>216541048Reform won't last another 4 years
>>216540941I'm in a detached 3 bed in the middle of a quarter acre garden. Walled and hedged on all sides. I am become hermit.
>>216540959>now is the perfect time to fall in love and get married.i think i rolled a 2 in personality because it didn't seem important at the start and now cannot progress
>>216541070a/s u
>>216541005Yeah he went down there with a camera but they don't close up the hole, just reduce the size of the tonsil so it doesn't cover the hole any more which was causing food to get caught down there
I mean also that I am winning 4/6 daily races and 2x 2nd places for the daily races (hard)
every night i wake up screaming
think I'm getting carpal tunnel from working at a desk
>>216540952No worries, got you bruv. Ayo, since you goin down anyway, hold this bag for me yeah
you lot are properly fucking neurotic
>Pressure continues to mount on the chancellor to find tens of billions of pounds in additional revenue, the BBC understands there have been "conversations" within government about the possibility of a new levy on EVs.Genuinely, lads, why can't we just take the rich and corporations?
got the High School Rapist Cries to His Mommy as Cops Slap on Cuffs on
>>216541136give me a kgive me a tgive me an igive me an mktim!
wait no she is sprint shoes again so I am still 3 off and bought mile shoes in the daily sale
major heatherretard samefag spamming meltdown
>>216539986>>216540071It was Lil Zesty from >>216539308
hope every single bastard setting fireworks off again gets one in their face
>>216541151>Genuinely, lads, why can't we just take the rich and corporations?We do.
>>216541165The fireworks are triggering him
>>216541136ooohhhh big words look at this guyneurotic what a fucking melt lmao
i don't have any tonsils. had them out when i was a kid
>>216541067my dad is a good manwe have had our issues, as all fathers and sons have had. but he has worked in property for over 40 years as a quantity surveyor and building inspector. he knows his stuff and told me the timeline a man should follow for security and wealth
back from amsterdam tried weed (edible) and it legitimately the worst experience of my life. always thought people were being dramatic when they went on about paranoia and feeling like you are going to die but it actually felt like that
Just treated myself to a mid evening Costa, lads
Better not waste your spam on this thread as we are almost at bump limit
>>216541090when you used hole the second time do you mean your esophagus and not the hole in the tonsil cause I'm kind of confused about what you meant there>>216541169lil zesty is rorke but after he gets upgraded with a black gf much like how pokemon evolve
>>216541081you dont want to fall in love with a woman? have children?
>Twitter screenshotOh my days
>>216541221Should've smoked it
>>216541224Rorke on the ropes
>>216541224>we're not allowed to complain about immigration because of the dominance of global corporationsironic
>>216541224British brought all that stuff together. Perfecting a combination of ancient wisdom for the meal of a modern British man.
>>216541221Worst experience of my life was the first time I did weed when I was 18Genuinely a demonic drug
>>216541214didnt ask but thanks for the blog knobheadyour dad sounds like the type of insufferable twat that reads the fincial times and has a Ukrainian flag in his gardentwat
>>216541284why is that ironic?
I wonder what set him off this time
>>216541330>>216541330>>216541330
>>216541333because they're the same ones that don't want you complaining about immigration
>>216541224spending minutes looking up the origin of all the ingredients on the plate to make that snarky tweet, rough, perhaps 'the raped' even
maybe someone else could make a thread
>>216541316did weed when i was 17 with my gfdidn't realise it fucks with your bloodsugar and i have diabetesi went full hypo and ended up being sick and taken to hospital never did it after that, also we broke uplel
>>216541384Most of the posts are him on the botnet anyway so it won't matter
>>216541351that's why it's not ironic
>>216541224>Mushrooms - C Europe???
>>216541224Should've said: "your mum did get some sausage"
Won't let me report any more posts
Erm hello?
oh my DAYSSSSS janny
>>216543148sounds good but like something I would make when I was 16
BASED janny
janny fucking destroyed this thread lol
Janny didn't like my question about police boxes
why do gay people not like me
to be fair we are only at 285
You'd need a sizeable gap wouldn't you you fat cuntHow about you ask for me to accommodate your huge body instead of forcing 300kilos of lard past actual humans
>>216543101interestingly enough the team got into a discussion about lying/being deceitful to partners and she said she could never do that so that's the secret fling scenario out the window lel
OK
my favourite is when the janny deletes a duplicate new and t hen 10 more pop up
/brit/ browser Danny Sharton's copped a fresh pair of crepes I heard
dtfic blown the fuck out, the true villain of /brit/
fuckign down filthy chip muck as we speak
he's gone absolutely berserk
>>216543229>>216543229>>216543229
heathermong screaming and throwing his funkopops about
>>216543264let's get this to 310 so the jannberg doesn't delete the new again
early
>>216543264uh oh
>>216543264chicken!! :D
>>216543283okay um... so how about this weather huh
>>216543264Er....
>>216543304right well we've done it
