A British man edition
Literal TV moment of the year lads. Did you watch it?
>>216546679sir david lammy
>>216546736
Is this guy better or worse than the jeet?
>>216546752He also died in the secret wars
>>216546679Sir Double Whammy
>>216546679um what's that on the flag above his shoulder
>>216546736yeah mumberg shouted "NO!" in shock when the last fire lit up
>>216546761nobody cares bro, do go fuck off back to pol you swamp creature
>>216546779Familyberg in the livingroom started screaming
>>216546679*British National
i tried making a bone temple joke and i messed it up
the leftypol kiwi strikes at the brazilian hard>>216546745wtf is the context
bone temple pilot
>>216546736That was fucking amazing. Two smartest people conned by a slapstick comic character.
Bit of Yu-Gi-Oh 5Ds before bed team
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/D2Nx7LvXKSEscreaming
>>216546811Demons discussing different ways of tempting humans into evil. From the tv show Millennium
>>216546776?
You can't trust anything you see now. Entire swathes of fascinating webms now left utterly meaningless and valueless since they look no different from complete falsehoods generated by computers. Mad times
nth for the holodem
>>216546825ever going to grow up?
>>216546736No I don't own a TV but what is it
>>216546853oh dear how will i know if the 16 year old girl dancing on tiktok with disney cartoon make up filters and dressed like a whore is real or not. boy oh boy, end times are here. I'd be more worried about my life if i was you
>>216546856ever going to have sex?
>>216546875do you own a clue?
Friday tomorrow lads, I presume many of you will be out shagging as per usual eh eh??
>>216546886>clueFOYwe call in cluedo>>216546898it's friday today though has been for ten minutes now
https://scrandle.comget it done
watching my gay porn
>>216546853yeah it's grim can't tell what's real and what isn't anymore
>>216546898its friday here now, can tell you guys its a lush one.
>>216546898think ive got a hinge shag coming over at 8 then maybe another late hookup if she leaves by 11
>>216546882You dismiss my point but you know deep down it's real and it's something to be deeply troubled byAny picture or video you see now can be completely fictional. So if I generate a video of you raping your mum there's no way of telling whether it actually happened or not
>>216546898At toil all day.After toil I plan on buying boozeberg and getting totally wankered. Probably play playstationstein too. How about yourself big man
Need to scran Emma Watson's poo.
Sword frog arrivedRen faire outfit is complete until I can justify spending on real riveted chainmail and a proper helmet
>>216546934they will probably make software that can detect it, and/or make it mandatory to have a AI water mark on it
>>216546935I'll be in bed playing Earthbound on my phone all day and probably night too
>>216546898no I've never done shagging and don't think I ever will so I'll be drinking alcoholic drinks with some films then listening to tunes from my youth until I pass out, same as every friday
>>216546955And there will be AI solutions to remove those watermarks
im gonna say it since u cant.fuck blacks fuck muslims and fuck anti white govwerment. fuck u
>>216546955>they will probably make software that can detect itsmarter than the AI that generates the software in the first place?
>>216546918
>>216546966ktim
How realistically is Downing Street prioritizing the construction of Eva style mechs?
>>216546981Damn, palpatine looks like that?
>Maya Petite – Your Dumb Muslim Whore Begs To Be Colonisedjust watched this on manyvids and wew lad, is this the kind of thing popular in the UK right now?
>>216546980>>216546976i dont fucking know do I. im not a computer scientist am I? maybe ask the big questions somewhere else rather than 4chan, when was i suddenly made chairman of the board you cunts
if you have any questions about computer science i'd be happy to answer them
>>216547024what denomination of christianity do you belong to
>>216547003>wanking at 12pm. glad my taxes are paying for your job seekers you parasite. fuck off back to where ever you come from dog
mad seeing hundreds of jeets comment on AI influencer's posts saying how beautiful they are
didn't mean to greentext the whole thing. I got a bad sleep last night, hence why I'm angry today.
>>216547024How do the algorithms work on the apps like hinge bumble and tinder, wise one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBGbc2ZXeX4
no way there are two poo peeland posters in at once
>>216547056amogus
>>216547047i remember being in a snapchat group back i 2017 with some californians and even the californian lasses were mocking indians, the bobs and vagene thing was around back then
>>216547071there is one other kiwi who comes here every now and again and just posts about the porn he watches or posts lustful webms, i hate him, he's a loser and probably from auckland or christchurch
mousey melty in the old
>>216547061basically modified ELOaddition and subtraction (based on swipe) divided by number of times you've been shown then include the commercial signals, your super likes etc
>>216547056HAHAHA
>>216547056howl
Just realise that I suffer from my own thoughts a lotI also know that everyone else does too
>>216547056what the fuck am i supposed to be looking at
mad how birds on dating apps be like 'whats your most controversial opinion' and then get mad when I share a controversial opinion.
haha so epic how long until he switches to the canadian proxy and samefag spams the thread
>>216547114not me, i don't suffer from thoughts. I have real problems. Thoughts cant hurt me
>>216547122you got baited into revealing yourself a freak
>>216547056umm
Just saw some disturbing animal brutality webm in another thread
Convince me not to drink tonight.
>>216547141I told her I don't like dogs cause they over stimulate me and she didn't take it well.
>>216547171fucking spastic
>>216547171alri autism lad
Lustful webm
>>216547122Do they actually ask shit like this?Planning on getting on the apps next year. Looking for a long term thing but wouldn't mind shagging young fly honeys along the way. Should I do tinder hinge and bumble yeah?
rorke blud, its over
Nothing signals low social status like someone who spends 24/7 watching short-form contentThere is a pattern that once you notice it, you won't be able to unsee itPure poison for your soul
>>216547171what a shame
>>216547208...would
>>216547195it's not lustful but every man and his nan has seen this posted a bunch of times. go call your case manager and get a job you bludger
>>216547158Why would I do that? I'm on drugs.
>>216547211a LOT of people are simply addicted to short form videos nowshocking how many people parrot the same bullshit
I suspect janny may be on the prowl. Mind your posts and don't drop any N-bombs, post NSFW images/webms or make low quality posts for the time being.
>>216547205yes, they force you to do normie prompts like 'worst date fail' 'together we should...' 'get me travel tips for...'
>>216546736Squire
I just looked up the support pal card you got anon and ive seen that one on the internet as a really good pick (she is right?) and eishin flash too, if you are going to use that? is that how you get the big +100 speed training events at the end
>>216547225bruh...
>>216547255the jannies here are pretty fair, they'll delete an entire thread before banning an individual personAs long as what you're posting is sfw
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1762380043431075.webm
wow actually 1500 carats is a lot thats a lot of free pulls for the first time ever
>>216547211cooking videos had it years before tiktok became a thing, I was always irrationally enraged by the weird filming/editing tricks and ASMR-like audio abuse they now force into everythingit's particularly pathetic because 90% of the medium is a clickbait title plus a very specific kind of "holding the phone vertically, unfocused and aiming at nothing in particular" thumbnail with just enough lead-up and cuts to keep people watching long enough for the monetization/algorithm to kick in before they realize it's going nowhere/they've seen it all before
>>216547287I would too I'm afraid to say
>>216547208am i supposed to know this person?
shortform is good for a few minutes at a time sprinkled throughout the day :3
I think anon went to bed after pulls
No fart or scat threads on /gif/ atm :/
kinds dont like play-doh anymore, they just open the play-doh app.
>>216547326this post contains
>>216547322american cops can't help themselves
I like david lammy
>>216547066looks like a battyman
>>216547334Disgusting. Sort yourself out Rorke. >>216547345I'd be surprised if you do, but you could get to know her.
Monday to Sunday bbk
>>216547461says more about you than digdat
the elder scrolls vi: shortform
Shortform? Isn't that what they called you on the playground, rorke?
>>216547479most inner city gang crime could be resolved if blacks were more open about their homosexuality
Banter
Was going to wank but I can't be arsed.Thought about eating but my appetite is gone.Might just take some drugules.
>>216547502at this rate we're gonna get gta 7 before gta 6
>>216547504what drugules u on la x
>>216547502it'll literally just be gta 5-2 as well
>>216547481>>216547502ES6 will release before GTA6
>>216547375eting diner
>>2165475272700mg of pregabalinconsidering 400mg of tramadol
we should return to aristocracy
>>216547547^o^
>>216547502Mental how they fired most of their staff in scotland and put 2000 indians to work on it
Sir David 'Nigger' Lammy MP
>>216547573cannot say this
Killed a Welshman in 2007 in self-defense.
nahhhhh *skull emogi* we got [current mildly silly thing] before GTA 6 aint nooo way doe *laughing crying emogis*
>>216547583rubbish gimmick
Is the cocaine in Britain nice?
Going bed now team the gasman is coming tomorrow to check the gas meter and I have to be up early for him
>>216547573pscr
I'm off to sleep. Good night, best friends
>>216547586you have to suck the fun out of everything don't you
We got Dubai chocolate labubu vape before GTA 6 dead skull
holy shithttps://www.whitehouse.gov/mysafespace/
reckon the average modern isnt actually smarter than someone in the medieval world
>>216547626i admire them actually
>>216547638
>>216547610my gas man just swaps the bottles and I don't even interact with him at all
>>216547561My family were never aristocratic but id like to work at a big house, although i'm not butler/valet/footman material. I could happily work the land. Tenant farmer. Or in the gardens. I love Victorian gardens.
rangeban leafs
>>216547638type shi
>>216547638grim
>>216547609na its kack
>>216547635deary me
anon if you buy 1 extra pack per day on the free 10x pulls month for 10 days, you get to take advantage of boosted rates for 1 extra card (or get to the next tier sooner) over other players on your free 10 pulls and at the end of the month you wouldve pulled 40 cards (not 30) for the price of 10. maybe there is also a sale on for the $70 pack (for like 7500 carats)
>>216547612just clicked for me that this is short for poo screaming>>216547651the grandmaberg who used to lecture at Oxford back in the 1950s and thus is posh has a manor house with servants quarters in it of course no more servants anymore
>>216547702Any luck on the job search Mousey? Lots of retailers take on for Christmas.
>everyone is bullying the new mayor of nyc for being unable to bench 135 lbs (60 kg)>go to gym for first time in my life today>gassed out at 45 kgnot good ladsNOT goodhad no idea never going to the gym ever could make me so weak shan't be going back
at the end of the month you would of pulled 40 cards for the price of 1x 10x I mean. so if you do it for 15 you get > 50% with 45 cards for like 2100 carats (normally would cost 3x that!)
some very odd webums being posted int there
>>216547724bit gay tbhh
dtfic melty
surprised lee hasn't showed up yet
>>216547760i was thinking the same thing but about nathan
I went with 1500 because you can earn 2000 carats in a month and that will bring me up to 30K for kitsune black, but it was worth mentioning IMO because if you can be started with the obvious thing to you then you might also go and make u think with the 5 (with 15 days buying packs) to get boosted rates on your free packs more often!
>>216547702>>216547734>>216547778i genuinely have no idea what you're on about mousey
>>216547778offbyone... 777777!!! I need to go play cute lucky horse its a sign to go find good fortune for me and get 3 sprint shoes and get level 5 for free...
>>216547801whats this game your playing now?
I'm drawing boxes in different perspectives
Is there really a woman in /brit/? Grim if so.
>>216547797well to understand you should know right away that I know that the carats are overpriced on purpose, because nobody will be getting them, not ever, until some reason rolls around (probably for love mostly), and when they do that they will overpay gladly. this is another type of excuse to find, I guess, but its F2P - at the same time being "paying it forward" which the game loves to do but you can get around it by looking at daily races (morning energy) functions
>>216547716>everyone is bullying the new mayor of nyc for being unable to bench 135 lbs (60 kg)because it's the lowest common denominator of elitism - the step just past the lowest common denominator of achievement
>>216547831FONC
>>216547828awr slash accidental renaissance
>>216547828trump's npc stare was funny but rfk jr scuttling away was even funnier
Imagine the stains
sir burger king
janny... i know he's posting the ponies but please mate, don't do anything rash.
>>216547828this is the first time i'm seeing whatever this is and it made me laugh
>>216547857RIP
>>216547797so if you go try to get more in one event and lose out later, you can manage that cost and still reach breakthroughs (for pity pulls), with monthly/weekly goals. this awards more control and I am going to use it to gain a competitive advantage over others who started first and I have just noticed that the new event is out NOW and ill let you go play the career through a few times. and ill go do the thing I said I would to get a free level 5 card (going to start purchasing ribbons if you cant just win the race on another horse for your other horses)
need a fuckload of drugslike a chest of themand go fully mental for a few days
Had my can opener for 7 years and its been reliable but made a mess of a tin of tuna last night and needs replacing.
Sir Cole Palmer. Take a bow, son!
>>216547883CKYA BLYAT*drives calmly through the explosion*
wow new event isnt just another storyline and even needs a "how to play" button. good luck, trainer. good luck!
>>216547877>Man jailed for life for 'Good Samaritan' murderFrom what i understand it was some inter-tribal dispute and the paki decided to ram a car into his sisters wedding reception , a random white man passing by helped the sister who'd just been hit and was subsequently ran down himselfwonder how many people these inbred pakis have killed over the years
Just perplexing...
THE TRAINEE EXHCANGE / SPOTLIGHT HORSE IS LUCKY HORSE TOO!!!!!
>>216547883
>>216547828>the only vaxxed in the roomcoincidence or???
>>216547922This truly is a masterpiece of AI art
>>216547927i've been saving for her for months :3
>>216547908palmerhorse
>>216547957for 5 pity pulls? F2P or paid
>>216547555Youve done 2700mg today?
>>216547976trainee not cardi have 45k from free + monthly
what is this game
oh yeah there is also the daily carrots to get +30 for the cost of 1 pull... you could do that... or, you could do that AND do my idea too and add on however many youd like per 10 days for the cost of +1 pack - AND the benefit (to the cheaper pulls daily) stacks with the F2P before the discount is taken in to consideration
What are good drugs for schizos
>>216548009uma musume
>>216548004for the trainee scouts then? im saving those purple tickets for kitsune
>>216548027thanks can i have sex with them
Thinking about putting a ballpoint pen down my willy lads
>>216548026Charlie Bighams
actually its 300+ whatever you do. nevermind, that is a big number. maybe with 30K carats
>>216548026Abilify
>>216548001Yes haha. I know its a crazy amount but I did a lot yesterday, taking them two at a time. Tolerance increased quick with pregabs. So i've been popping them 3 at a time today but only done them 3 times. Gotta stop now because i'm working Saturday and they take a while to wear off.
Do you bongs get blue jays in bong land?
fucking HELL i just set off the fire alarm in the whole block
well at least with gatcha, small numbers add up. so I can spend 30 carrots a day on leo cup to double them and those will add up (for other things). a 1% buff is still a 1% buff but then there is the big difference between 10 and 15 1-a-day in that .5% margin
>>216548098that's not very nice
>>216548106FUCKIN IDIOT
>>216548084Shit and I was worried when i was doing 1000-1200 daily
>>216548072Haha you joker you know that’s not what i meant
because mood buffs work BOTH ways! so spending a little and it adding up on your wallet is the same as getting a bit desu
>>216548139Shut up you stupid little cunt
>>216548143might as well do something small while saving for 10 months
>>216547922Obviously meant to be a gherkin hat and implies 4chan users are Redditors
you are now blinking manually, your toes are touching eachother, you have to hold your jaw manually, you can feel your skin touching your clothes, you want to yawn, your tongue doesnt fit in your mouth and you can see your own nose
>>216548143
>>216548106fag? frying something poorly?
>>216548165You are now remembering the most traumatic and painful experience of your entire life
>>216548193every moment of my life has been one long traumatic and painful experiencei'm numb to it
>>216548193struggling to pick just one aha x
>>216548106Me on the 14th June 2017
>>216548045it's unironically not allowed
sex with class rep
cG9vIHNtZWxscyBsbWFv
>>216548193Used to match girls on Tinder and open with "You are now remembering the rape"
>>216548123300mg pills build up fast. I had so many yesterday I woke up feeling it and carried on, probably had 5100mg in about 40 hours. I love experimenting with drugs and pregabs make me feel drunk without the downsides of booze and offset my opioid addiction. Had none for 24 hours and even yesterday only had small amounts. Pregabs for two days helps reduce my opiate tolerance. It gets me horny, increases my appetite. Allows me to tolerate phone calls from family. Its really a wonder drug. Nobody really knows how much is too much, maybe i'll find out. But I only take them 1 or 2 days a week. Except last time I did opiate withdrawals when I took pregabs for 5 days straight.
>building up tolerance on pregabs just drink a beer lol and stay hydrated
>>216548225>>216548225:)
Thinking about putting a ballpoint pen down my willy
NOOOOOO THE LUCKY HORSE ISNT SPRINT somehow
>>216548254grow up
the founder of wikipedia returned to the site with a series of proposals to get rid of far-left bias, including a requirement for powerful admins to disclose their identities and abolishing the source blacklistwikipedia's general response is to keep trying to delete his proposals and get him blocked from the site he foundedlmaohttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Larry_Sanger/Nine_Theseshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/Incidents#larry_sanger...
We are running out of oil. Look it up. Peak oil.
umm said um
>>216548281More of a grokipedia chad myself
>>216548286Unfortunately there are far too many humans
>>216548281most of the blacklisted sources are nigerianewsdottodaynewsdotngdotcom so when someone adds one of those the talk page can just say "no its blacklisted" thats my one experience with any blacklisted source
first unity cup run with hara uma :3
>>216548286the michigan of arabia except rich and urban
>>216548347OK I will do king halo! did you use your hara support card on refrehed legacies for her first?
Got a finger up my arse and posting on Brit
>>216548281'excuse me mr liberal but can you just please reverse this century of control and power you have spent all that time acquiring?'when will they wisen up
>>216548254saw some porn once where a woman shoved her finger down there and after that tried it with her middle toe too
Putting a ballpoint pen down my willy and posting on /brit/
>>216548223the yakuza's got another gooner
>>216548236See i cant go without them, cant do just one or two days. Even when doing just 800mg in one go i got this sinking feeling and fear jolting me out of it like im about to go in a coma a couple of times
>>216548359huh
>>216548371huh
just found out about growth ratehuhoopsthat is why BAKUSHIIIN is OP. speed always wins
The philosopher king is the only way to lead society
Nora and gyaldem are active road(*****)
I was doing them right anyways hara correct first time!! guts. GUTS dopamine/pleasure-reward based training
triumphant pulse: teleport 5 lengths ahead of your oppenont. "heh...nothin personal" -origuri cap
ive gfottebsssdu
>>216548436*on road
>>216548249I don't really like beer. It makes me bloated. It's horrible when it makes me throw up. Wine is ok and spirits occasionally. But I only drink socially. >>216548391Can't say i've had that from pregabs. I've had it from opioids, on the nod then suddenly jerked out of it and getting that sinking feeling. But I kinda like it and get the fear.
Might swap out the ballpoint pen with a different one to put down my willy
>>216548465cider maybe no its ad advice though. 1 beer would feel like 4 (the joke is to not drink 1 beer and it equals 4)
>>216548465>and get the fear.and *dont* get the fear.
>>216548402i'm talking about sanger's lame attempt to get some kind of change doneit's like asking your enemy to just stop firing at you in a war, apparently a hallmark of contemporary conservatism
Hydraulic press up the japseye
>>216548281Why would they block him for that
maybe tomorrow when my guest umas run out I will have BASED mayo topgun run sprints as C tier and start breeding her as a sprint horse
>>216548501same reason they shot charlie kirk for trying to own libtards with facts and logic
Personally I like to eat tons of cheese before bed for vivid dreams
mayo topgun as sprint horse like she is king halo, with cut and drive! and the other one
It
cut and drive! and homestuck haste¬¬ yeah, that sounds like it is real
Hairline integrity - compromised
>>216548479not sure what you are getting at pali drink cider like beer except i only drink cider on sunny days. a pint or two tops while sitting out on a deck or in a beer garden. whereas beer is more about nursing a pint by a fireplace in the winter or as an apéritif before a pub/restaurant meal when id switch to wine.
>>216548501because he wants to give equal weight to right-wing sources so naturally they accuse him of 'enabling fascism' and 'queerphobia'they also keep quoting the 'not here to build an encyclopedia' policy at him like as if he's not allowed to discuss wikipedia policy on his own user pagehe also did an interview with tucker carlson so they're malding over that toohttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Miscellany_for_deletion/User:Larry_Sanger/Nine_Theses_(2nd_nomination)
one of my vapes is low on juice and the battery died. ive popped it on charge but might put in a new flavour. got a red apple ice.
morning niggers
Russians are pretty much Asians tbqh
>>216548623oi oi digger
26 years old and I have done NOTHING with my life
>>216548640What would you like to do with your life?
>>216546679i see a ponyberg
Anyone else looking forward to a Reform government?
>>216548677It’ll be something different to amuse us all at least
>>216548649end it
>>216548677no
>>216548677i'm voting noonei'm conceding my vote
hey digger diggerthe jew and the niggerthe jeet ran away with the poo
yfw jannie deletes the thread at 280 posts
>>216548712alri racismlad
>>216548677I'd prefer regime collapse
>>216548589>This essay is clearly a call for the following:>Indirectly enabling of fascism to unwary editors and readerslmaohttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Ahri_Boylmao
i am 35 years old and never worked a single day in my in lifegot 2 flats, 1 car ... V8 of course, PS5, gaming PC, 20k in gold.Jobcenter pays for all my shit. Does this also happen in the UK?
Only like 5%-10% of the population should be allowed to vote
anon,kitsune black fire (for corners and high speed prio) silence sazuka dream (for early lead) and with corner adept (the one that leads to maelstrom) on legacies maelstrom on mayo topgun and some "pass when going vertical" with the rest on guts because she doesnt need power to get the two "last 200m surge"
what's the biological evolutional reason for me to want to fuck older women who can't bear children anymore
>>216548785social creatures and we are all connected :3 saying because I learned recently that we are all very connected
>Nora bagged the super accurate Rei and Asuka latex sets>from the guy with a 5 year waiting list who only accepts crypto"God bless, God willing" xx
made an OC need an excuse to post it
>>216548802trvke but the other option is a communist Jew
>>216548640Write a bucket list. Mine is incomplete but includes:visit Harry Potter filming locationslearn how to paintswim in the Mediterranean Seasteal a priceless artifact shag a blackie or a paki iinject a speedball (heroin and cocaine)fuck a tranny up the arsem*rd*er my two enemiesspend time in prisonwrite a book
wow anon have you seen your fates forecast favorite with king halo or mayo topgun running late surger, both
>>216548677no, they will piss everyone off(including their base) withing a year
>>216548868>halo
>>216548893I need a sprint horse and training hara would boost my team races number up too high
>>216548785ignore that shite in the first reply, the only reason would be if she is your long-term wifeother than that, there is none>>216548802this is what meloni didhttps://x.com/Aethelleas/status/1748271288714707089also 'civnat' is not real, it's just globohomo with different flags being waved
>>216548865she isn't british, she's a black nigger from deepest darkest ooga booga land
Someone make a real new.
Non-Heathermong, non-spam new>>216548998>>216548998>>216548998>>216548998>>216548998
my halo cards:silence sazuka for early lead maybe even on late surger (will be carrying her through legacies to mayo) dreamervodka (homestretch), wildeishin flash (corners, for maelstrom), 5AMmatikane (777s is OP on sprint!), fates forecastkitsan black for maelstrom preskill on a legacymihono bourbon (to carry through to legacy but can be replaced with "tail held high" for middle of sprint, or cut and drive!), pal-assisted trainingmayo:silence sazuka for early lead maybe even on late surger (will be carrying her through legacies to mayo) dreamercreek, for maelstrom- rolling for late running inspirations (for if no early lead/sazuka and kitsune) but the rest going into corner/vertical takeovers and homestretch hasteall of the stories are broken (like the director talking intro) and it just whitescreens to inspiration complete...fates calling
and I will lose because ALL of the support cards are level 1 what a waste of energy. and now its bad to try to come back from this with a toughness because then its changing toughnesses for coins and SCs
this run is all level 1 cards (except sazuka cap 2) and kitsune black hopefully this difference between level 1 and 20 is as much if not more than capping 1 or 2 to 3-5!
cut and drive! and homestuck haste¬ -- pass when going vertical ( ) -- with legacies (kitsune and silence sazuka dream), homestretch: vodka, special week (brightest star)L, super creek (piece of mind), eishin flash(5)L, (these 4 and sazuka on mayo) with cut and drive etc. rem L from halo for pals spam kitsune (this horse goes FOREVER) and wit with bonus recovery then rainbow train for guts and get the precursor to maelstrom
