rorke the alchemist, leftypol the homunculus
Didn't even reach 300 yet you fucking mong
>>216548832bump
>>216548832whats that guy doing
>>216551679making a freaky ass cracker baby in his flask
Falkland's looks cozy
good aftercoon lads
>>216552751britishers be like thats ours because uh reasons
niggers ruined my life
Thinking about 85% of what I watch on youtube is straightforwardly propaganda
>>216552793what do you watch?
>>216552769English*
>>216552870RAWR XD :P
>>216552769get out of australia white man
Morning lads
>>216552769zhang jeet posting this not understanding the irony
just ate some crab
Me so horny
>>216552806You need to give me a second to think instead of rushing me like this. Let's see. There's, no no that's, I don't like that. Let's say... no, I don't know about that one either, this is tougher than it sounds
>>216552904morning boring blogmong
>>216552907nigga you fat as hell
any1 remember huaraches
>>216552944trainers of some sort
>>216552950Yeah. Don’t see them anymore
>>216552944for me it was roche runs
have all i need but an arse to fuck
why don't you all just fuck off
>>216552968why dont you slob on my knob
>>216552904morning
right time for a fag then off to the gym
you guys ever had suicidal thoughts? i never did
how come sir paul joseph watson pronounce issue as is-ew?
i need to wrap tablets in ham to be able to swallow them
>>216552994every day for the past 17 years, are you gay or something?
>>216552922will this help you think faster?
it's friday woot woot!
>>216552789how
>>216553037that's the posh way of saying it
>>216552992how much does he charge?
>>216553068get in
I was looking forward to something all week and then it was called gay nigga music so now I dont care
>>216553076posh way more like gay homosexual way
gotta stay with you runts until 6am my time
>>216553167is that when your janny shift ends? atleast you make a good amount of money
>>216553212uffffff
>>2165532122 > 1 > 3 > 4
/pol/ is down the hall and to the left
>>216552796they always shave their gross pubes off to try and make it look like a bbc when everyones looks like that
It's that time of year again ladsAwards ceremonyLast time I didn't win anything after much expectation that I would, so this year I expect to win nothing, which is making me expect to win somethingI may be an award winning salesman by the time the sun goes down
extremely tired
hey look its the 60IQ nigger in a wheelchair who can only advertise and spam on 4chan for a job
>>216553379no need to announce your arrival
report the BE flags posts
>>216553405DONE HIM
morning lads, at toil, sucking veve. and you?
>>216552769>uh reasonsYeahThere were no indigenous peopleWe were there before the SpanishWe were there before Argentina existedWe've been there longer than anyone else combinedYou're a Brit living on an aboriginal continent
Luv my drum and bassIt's Traumz and Bru-C on the case
>>216553511its not yours mate grow up
Sir Kier Starmer
>>216553569It's ours. Maybe when the abos deport you you can go live there.
Even robots see the truth
>>216553586grow up lil bro
how much of a soulless npc retard do you have to be to defer to grok ai
chillin
>>216553721the lads
>>216553607i accept your concession on his behalf. keep crying lil nigga
>>216553706grow up ai is a reality
>>216553510Good morning brit palGood morning all brit pals
>>216553729hes not gonna fuck u lil bro
>>216553706youve been done by a robot
>>216553706Any LLM really, even google's "AI" search summary thing is fucking wrong half the time
any home of sexuals in
Lads, I need to try and turn my social life around at 29.I have no friends, no GF ever, only people my age I am friendly with are some work colleagues and my cousins, but I'm known to be a bit of a recluse.What should I do?
>>216553755how you felt posting that
my man is bouncing and doing tricks on it
>>216553767come to the monty tonight, we'll all be there
>>216553767get on grindr
>>216553772Last night I Goldeneye cartridge for Ninetendo 64ed your sister
>>216553778Always giggle like a retard when I'm in London and go past the montague pyke
America is looking at Gaza as a test bed for new forms of NATO code of conduct. Soldiers should kill themselves before they burn in hell.
>>216553803we're usually by the rear entrance ;)
what's all this 'traitors' stuff then lads?
>>216553605
sir poo bradley
>>216553767just keep trying to make friends with that prozzie lad
>>216553819dunno
seems like none of you can make an interesting post today
>>216553843Rich coming from you
poo
shitting poo from my arsehole
>>216553819only the best tv of the year lad
Peeeeeeeeeeeee
>>216553767you realise you're asking the autistic friendless loser thread this right
Bird fart
>>21655387629virge is the most autistic friendless loser in /brit/ so even mousey or heathermong could give him some tips on socialising
do you wash your hands after a poo
Any real patriots that can fact check my shit in
some nigga said in a previous thread that he actually ate a prozzie out lol
what if a poo was gay and, it made gay porn, bradley walsh?
>>216553721in. his. lane.
suffering from a massive and debilitating headache
and the pokemon of the day?
>>216553906i only wash my bollocks as i always get poo on them
Going to a hiking meetup. Wish. Me. Luck.
>>216554014weedle
>>216554030don't try to shag on your first hike
Only Britisher celebrity I fancy is one Rebekah Dee
Left, right, socialist, capitalist - it is all ephemeral. All that matters is whether you wish to live amongst those that share your genetic and cultural history, or those that do not.
Good morning team. I'm up early for when the gasman arrives
the lads
>>216554080Hopefully he does a good job and you die quickly and painlessly
the shower water will clean the feet, aye? WRONG!pongy up on the 'stool. watchign telly smelling the cheds, ooft
>>216554070Reason I fancy her is because she's always up for a cheeky wee somewhere
raatid wagwan
>>216554070she's a munter
Putting pong on the petalstool
>>216554170Royal blood though innit, got to be a relative of the Jacksons
>>216554188yeah they're all inbred
Mental that my great grandfather butchered Serbs wholesale, and I entirely unknowing of this developed my own deep hatred of the Serbian people.
>>216554201I like Serbia.
>>216554197Barely any British people are inbred. Even among the gentry, it is rare. Sick of this stereotype. In university I was on a trip to Spain with my class and one of my classmates, some Pakistani, kept making jokes about Europeans being inbred. When I pointed out over 70% of Pakistanis are dangerously inbred he reported me. Vile liars
>>216553840I'm trying to see her again next week. She's away for a few days (7th-10th) but said she'd like to see me again after that.I sent her a message on Monday 3rd asking if she'd be available on Wednesday 12th, which she read but hasn't replied to. She won't reply until at least late on Monday now, I guess. I'm gonna wait until Tuesday morning to see if she replies.Any tips for becoming friendly with her? We had a good chat last time.
>>216554223Yes I know you are ignorant and susceptible to propaganda, you don't need to tell me.
That Rebekah Dee lass is just full of piss and vinegar innit
Gasman could come anytime between 8:00 am in the morning and 12:00 pm at midday. I want him to come soon so I can return to sleep
any crack smoking man in?
>>216554229stop giving (You)s to bait personalities mate.
I love Albanians and I will never stop defending them online and in daily life. Their only crime is being the most successful at crime - the vast majority of Albanians are hospitable, respectful, God fearing people. Our ancient Illyrian brothers - I love you Albania
>>2165543150.2g cocaine has been deposited through your letterbox
>>216554315I hear they are very good at crime and have the drug and whore markets on lock
>>216554331I wish.>>216554337They are all 70IQ with zero education, and yet run the most successful mafia outside of Latin America. They are impenetrable to law enforcement, no Albanian will inform or turncoat. It's extremely impressive, and they are proof of the supremacy of ethnocentrism
I wish Spaino would go back to his Spanish vpn :/
catbergs lovely and cozy and warm fast asleep in my bedbless his little socks
>>216554315
>>216554408mad how your brain is teeming with parasites
>>216554414Yeah she's so sexy. Lots of Albanian women are
>>216554408cute
>>216554396he was permabanned for posting cp though
>>216554283what would you do if he asked if he could bum you?
>>216554446Don't know I don't really think about those types of situations
>>216554408Post kot
Hate how young I look at 30Probably because I'm low T isn't it
>>216554502sun is the biggest cause of skin ageing so it's probably because you're a shut-in like me>t. 36 year old twink
>>216554502the 30 years old who looks 17
>>216554396Spaingod was at the height of his power, absolutely ran the thread but left>>216554443No the 4chan hack changed his trip so even if he wanted to I couldn't use it again
>>216554535Remember seeing some before and after of a guy who got on trt and he looked like he aged about 10 years in a yearIt's low T for sure
>>216554544>if he wanted to I couldn't use it againAlri spaki bit of a slip there
>>216554426mad how its notmost toxoplasmosis comes from eating bad meat and touching cat shit, neither of which ive done because i dont live in the third world
Mad how some men go tranny and then don't get bummed - why bother?
I’m impressed by how early SeasideMark wakes up despite being a waster
>>216554577>he fell for it
>>216554621Going to sleep early and waking up early sounds great He's not a waster though
>>216554544no he was posting cp actually. still does using his botnet
just did a poo
>>216554621alcoholics have disruptive sleep
Pitching a tent thinking about Dua Lipa bumhole
>>216553970That was me.
the wife
>>216554820corrrrrrrrr
miss the emoji april fool event tbqh
From the front my face is alright but my side profile is atrocious I will never be loved
greetings niggas
>>216554820I work at a hotel. I once walked in on a sheboon taking a shit. The smell was indescribably vile. Would do it again in a heart beat.
Matched with a very Christian girl on hinge and feeling out of my depth I'm not godly or pious enough Go to church but that's about itShiiieeeeeet
>>216554859you a little chinky man?
Right, I am actually gonna shut up about the escort for a few days, lads. She won't respond till at least Monday 10th now, most likely Tuesday 11th depending on when she's back, if she even does. I will try to focus on other stuff this weekend. I am sorry for posting so much, it's just my thoughts are a bit jumbled and I do value what you lads say <3Any good films/tv shows I can watch to take my mind off things? Aside from that I'm gonna do some running, reading, and weights. Gonna try to not post about escorts until Monday 10th at minimum.
toil drinks start at 11am fuck me ill be standing on a table swinging my knob about by 5pm
so emmayank just likes poo not just emma watson's poo this changes my opinion of him and his gimmick which I now find disturbing and weird
>>216554886As in Chinese no
>>216554893nigga shut the fuck up
>>216554921as in a little asian person, lot of them suffer from atrocious side profiles
mad how a yank has never had a single good gimmick. even shit Australian humour runs laps around them
any peng tings on?
>>216554968*raises bum*
>>216554966same can be said for you lot as well
Moodily eating spaghetti like Tony Soprano
>>216554980Fuck off you unfunny cunt
jobinterviewtoil loometh
>>216554980oo eck
>>216554989you mustn't know who i am, the gimmick king
going to kill myself in one hour. i’m all ready. just wanted to say goodbye
>>216554956men need to read more
>>216555008Fat bloke who copes with family trauma and lack of direction in life with pretending to be a woman on an incel image board
>>216555038Don’t go
>>216555041First draft of your autobiography?
>>216555008any suicide-for-attention attempts lately? or did you make that up for some attention on an anonymous forum?
>>216555038ciao
>>216555040Andrew Tate was right about reading
>>216555038if you kil yourself you're gay
if you're reading this post you're now chinese
>>216555096便便
Sat in my smeggy council HMO browsing the Christmas section of an upper end butchers near me and fantasising about when I'll have a family and be able to prepare a goose for everyoneProbably never happen tbf as I'm a contemptible, incorrigible little vf
>>216555096oh herro dere
我正在拉屎
having a bonfire night in rorke's arse
>>216555108i butchered your mums upper end
>>216555074Been to shag your horse today?
That’s a spaki dogshit zinger
中国語読めないわ
>>216554893Cant even choose a film without external validation - literally a woman's brain
literally no reason to hate kiwi posters yet here we are
>>216555038you're not though
Just got bummed by a Great Dane
remember when that happy minions song was every where. better times
>>216555145:/
going to live myself
>>216555156you havent posted a piccy for the lads in a while. What's up with that?
>>216555220Zoinks!
>>216555085nah
rorke having a british brekkie
>>216555281Prove you’re Brazilian
Australians are so evil, give him some eucalyptus leaves you bastards
i'm rorke
the cronem are in their REM sleep now, please be mindful
i really want to see her dick
>>216555038Cody, don't cry, I knowYou're trying your hardest, and the hardest part is lettingGo of the nights we sharedOcala is calling, and you know it's hauntingBut compared to your eyesNothing shines quite as brightAnd when we look to the skyIt's not mine, but I want it so
venusberg
>>216555096\_/
I lowkey have invented many gimmicks here that you lot use daily.
Not a fan of the new fifa update x
>>216555348latinx king
>>216555348why does he refuse to have sex
>>216555346you invented being a little gay boy didn't you?
>>216555303
>>216555346youre a worm
>>216555366i love the CPU passing around the back all game with 75% possession and 98% passing accuracy
>>216555386Man of god
any gormless bum in?
>>216555424i invented you
>>216555324
>>216555441>CPU
on GOD we're all hoping seasideMARK is down Sandford Lane tonight
I made /brit/ what it is, blood sweat and tears
>>216555489sorry im unc
nofap makes me gay
some zoomers were on the bus today and the girl said 'goofy ahh' unironically with an american accent
just seen a hard drive play fifa
>>216555477alri yakub
>>216555521based, no room for uncs in society anymore
>>216555348Mmmmhm
>>216555521bro is chopped fr
>>216555542dont make me un-invent you
top 5 diddy gooner moments
singing smile by lilly allen and lowkey eating and leaving no crumbs
>>216554905bizarre youre surprised at all
currently reading rorke to filth
I'm scared lads where is /brit/
>>216555386he's a fag!
Better than the beatleshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WxDrVUrSvI
>>216555663haha
witnessed a paki stealing some coconut water from iceland earlier
SUN IS IN THE SKY OH WHY OH WHY WOULD I WANNA BE ANYWHERE ELSEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4T2SqCGKds
>>216555711were you in iceland with him?
just cringed at something that happened 7 years ago
Wish she’d shit in my gob.
>>216555711Witnessed some lil niglets shooting fireworks at busses yesterday
>>216555711coconuts cant grow on Iceland you mong
he's lost his aura
yanks have a thing for farts and poo
Just got raped by a pod of bull dolphins
Used to be partial to farts but belly stuffing weight gain and burps then became my main fetish
Just witnessed an elderly woman getting railed by a gang of Somalis
DRIVE UNCLE*incoherent 80IQ mumbling*UNCLE THEY'RE STABBING ME*...my car broooo*
>>216555850Alri Hank Hill
>>216555862howd that happen
A week after dying his hair mark has shaved it all off
did they achieve world peace at the villa game
>>216555943Would gladly cut this bastard’s throat if it meant helping are Tim get back on his feet.
>>216555954they got islamists shouting allahu akbar
nobis pro lemma vobis
Stuck on the work toilet nursing a spicy bowel movement. Can't go back to my desk until its cleared, its been fifteen minutes. Bossbergs gonna be livid
>>216555967tim doesn't want to be on his feet
let's talk about suicidewhat methods you lads planning to top yourselves with then?
>>216555985live to death
>>216555998
hitler was so heckin wholesome amirite guys
>>216555998I'm calling the police
>>216556019on what? there's nothing there
>>216556025some burger idiot will see this and say "this doesn't make sense though!!!!"
>>216555998spaino mate....
>>216556014he didn't put any of his citizens in prison for twitter posts that much I know
>>216556065ikr he was the best
>>216556055>>216556068you never saw it. you just copied the link from those other posts
>>216556088not sure what mong version of 4chan you're using
>>216556115cant prove that was ever on here
>>216556124just did
>>216556113t. Emma Watson
Lol
when I walked into new officetoil toilets for the first time there was a bloke in the cubicle and when i went to use it after him because i have pee shyness and small willy shyness, he said i woudnt use that m8 implying the smell should dissipate first i wish i could be that brazen about my poos because i would have walked out sheepishly and kept my head down as everyone commented to each other about the smell in the bathroom
>>216556136that screenshot was made on ms paint
shit in me arse
the watchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1OJ2t7WV10
business idea: poorinals
>>216556212no there isnt. your arse is clean as a whistle after i sneak attacked in the middle of the night and licked it out
>>216556224Also known as toilets.
notice how certain posters mysteriously vanish when they dont get any attention?
>>216556247but hang them high on the wall so you have to wear stilettos use them and dont have walls
>>216555998what the fuck
cumming on a woman's pie
>>216556200https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/216548832/#216555998
>>216556282niga that post was made years ago. you def didnt see it . stop stealing helen lovejoy valour
>>216556292ktim and why my auntie won’t allow me back at Thanksgiving gatherings.
>>216556318>>216556318>>216556318
>>216556316wog off u gay little neek
>>216556305yanberg cannot adjudicate the contents of a foreign website. nowt he can do
>>216556113Did a MUCH bigger one this morning
