LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish
early but I'll allow it after the fucking DOGSHIT jf editions
uh oh... pinkie's got the swiper...!
get him booked
>>216575662alri fat cunt there
i'm unbothered asl lately
Tadalafil arrived today. Won't try it tonight though. Will try it tomorrow and shag the wife then. I'll let you know the results
>>216575637sad how fat marfs got
nth for the baddiedem
hmm tonight I will compose a song in B-flat major phrygian
>>216575678
other one's back to 280
>>216575764i am not entirely sure the janny will like this.
Lads, I'm seriously going to write a novelIt'll be about a can and his lads
dunno who marfs is mate
heathermong purged from the old he really is a vile specimen
go back lads, we're 30 posts away from bump limit heatherfag got wiped out
at some point in our lives we all pretended to be girls online and got lads to wank didn't we?
looking for a pirate copy of football manager 2024
so we're just leaving that one at 278 yeah
>>216575803do i look like a torrent tracker?
>>216575815yeah. blame heathermong
>>216575825wasnt talking to you was i
>>216575712why aren't you out shagging prime trannies or playing 'soccer', instead of doing your best to ruin an internet forum thread about british culture?
One of my favourite chippy's in East Hull. Pollards on Holderness Road. Large Haddock, chips, mushy peas, bread cake, pattie and a pot of tea, just over 13 quid. Fish done to perfection, absolutely lovely
mad how easy it is to make women cry
>>216575815I'm assuming the jan(wo)man will delete this one>>216575803Denuvo wasn't cracked on it yet, lad
>>216575785u ok canslad you're usually higher energy than this. more capital letters and that
>>216575852whats in the pattie?
ate like 6k calories just now :/
>>216575788is purge what its called when the banee gets all posts deletedcan mods opt not to do that
>>216575852who the fuck has a bread cake with fish and chips
>>216575172>>216575229>>216575264>>216575471>>216575641>>216575697oh honey, that's a GAY man!
>>216575880poo
>>216575902poo screeching
I OPENED A FUCKING CAN AND IT WAS THE FIRST CAN AND IT IS FUCKING LOVELY LIKE THE LATVIANS MASSIVE FUCKING CHEBS>>216575870That better, lad?
>>216575902even the way he talks about women's looks is gay
>>216575852bit much that half of the fish and chips and get rid of the other fried thing and that would still be enough food for a full day
>>216575850you wanna shag trannies be my guest mate
>>216575852didn't that place only up recently?east park chippy was naff when I last went years agogo sue downs me
shhh... grandpa is sleeping
>>216575902it's pure satire
rorke
>>216575931I was giving examples of brazilian culture you little wog runtwhy are YOU here
>>216575569
>>216575898Back in the day this would have done numbers on FunnyJunk
>>216575785ladscan
I can get erections but they're never the "rock hard" erections that I imagine them to be. I couldn't hang a wet towel off mine yknow. Is that normal? I think I can only ever recall one time in my life where I was like holy fuck it's so hard I think it's going to explode
>>216575814screaming look at this sad cunt begging for his thread not to be deleted
In other news, the UK office was a bit of a 'tampon stuck in the fanny'Turns out they can't use imgur since it's blocked on UK IPsWhat reason for the request to unblock? It's where we get memes from
How is brit music so goodhttps://youtu.be/FHh86ySgKrA?si=o68XMhUFhEicCLOO
>>216575916that better <3
farts
>>216575978i wake up some days with painful bonersabsolute pain to take care of as they're not sexual so you've got to start from scratch even if it's prepared
>>216575960>This is the guy Americans threw away their democracy forI just don't get it. If you're going to go authoritarian wouldn't you choose some charasmatic attractive uber-chad movie star kinda person?
>>216575978if your chopper doesn't get rock hard and touch your stomach then you're a low test freak
>>216575696is that harley morenstein
>>216576026Corr, imagine thatDrink one can and drink it over and over
>>216576026um
right, well that's a referendum ballet on alberta independence crossed with a 'Yes' then isn't it
>>216575978Mine is always rock hard
>>216576026erm
Awful thread so far.
>>216575902>asks random posters about dick sizes>says this kind of shiteoh and>posting about cocks literally all day every day without breakreckon heathermong is gay, fellas
try getting a reservation at dorsia now you fucking stupid bastard
>>216576036No Harley Pasternak
Release GTA 6 you COWARDS
>>216576080any more keen insights for us
>>216576025it's really funny tho
>>216576076time to improve it*brings in something nice for the lads*
>>216576091BWC
>>216576129this would be my 13th reason
mad how there's not a single attractive /brit/ poster
>>216576147Wouldn't say that, ladWhat about you?We'd all love to bum you up your hairy arse x
to slop or not to slop, that is the question
>>216576147
>>216576147had two girls call me hot when i was in a night club
>>216576169faggot nonce blokes are not attractive
>>216576169Like how the fuck does he put on a bra, with a very clear mascuiline chest and think 'yes, this is chebs'>>216576174Stop being asweating big
You reckon sega would ever make another console?
steaming as a rocket I amnot good
only ugly nonces get caught
>>216576114Lol haha
>>216576147few good arses though
>>216576202troll your overwatch games
>>216576202i've done well to pace myself, i reckon i'll be right tomorrow so i can do my little model i bought
THE GRABBING HANDS GRAB ALL THEY CAN
>>216576098cool it with the antisemitic remarks
>>216576202can't get steaming me because I have a very long shift at toil tomorrow
>>216576279What causes this
>he doesn't want to shag the trannies but he will spam them heremakes sense
>>216576294
>>216576241what model x
>>216576286dunno what res 3 etc means
the new>>216574071>>216574071
>>216576320kill thyself
>>216576147I'm actually a solid 7.5
>>216576311its a sherman firefly tank
>>216576356cutesy ahh tank
>>216576331it's short for residential unit, basically a woke way of saying cell block 3
>>216576372i will be watching videos about it while i make the model
>>216576353right well that's clearly a bloke
>>216576356excellent, please post pics when it's done
used to run the whole wing back when I was in prison
>>216576394
>>216576388reminds me of this
>>216576237i already fucking am ffs
>>216576412yep it's a bloke. and he's rolling around on his bed in women's underwear
>>216576406*gives you an IEP warning*
You WILL go the cinema to watch a 4 hour 40 minute long film made up of two 20 year old films. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SzkFgEqB6Y
me
>>216576483looks like my poo for tomorrow has landed on your plateis that what you're into, then?
Helena (NoJusticeMTG)
>>216576485wait this isn't even a new film? fucking lmao what a complete waste of time
>>216576485
How do I tell if she’s bipolar ir just retarded?
>>216576494thaiboy actually
>>216576376Which res block has the sexiest inmates
>>216576527beat it iraq
>>216576502tits
>>216576527if she is really a she its probably both
genuine question for the brits here: do you actually like living in the UK?If you could move to another country, where would you go and why?
>>216576548im a mentally ill shut in so idk what the country is like anymore
>>216576503just pay the money and sit in the cinema for 4 hours and 40 minutes like a good little pay pig
>>216576540>thaiboy and not the actual zesty mandemdrink some water
I'm lady boy
>>216576548I don't mind it, but I know it's going to get worse as I get older. I'd go to Australia if I could.
>>216576548>genuine question for the brits here: do you actually like living in the UK?It's fine>If you could move to another country, where would you go and why?Dunno, america i suppose but i'd want a good job lined up
>>216576548hate it with all my soul
>>216576541wouldn't know, I only have eyes for my toilfu
youre a cuck faggot who shouldnt be allowed to have fingers
>>216576548The UK is fine. Doomers just need sex
Oh, we're talking hangover cures? Aspirin, cold Coca-Cola, smoke a joint, eat some spicy Szechuan food — works every time.
>>216576594you're barely human i bet you cant even hear
>>216576548yes, as long as you don't live in a suburban ghetto it's pretty comfy and still like 99% whiteif I could move anywhere I'd probably just go to Japan because I like the food and aesthetics
>>216576548it's over
she looks so angry therapist herewish I had the unpetered original
>>216576606You know what does it for me. Glass of orange juice, 6 mile walk in the countryside and pick up a bacon bap and coffee on the way home.
>>216576631>sheum
>>216576594me when i discover my gf's husband fingering his wife
>>216576631mate that is a FIT mouse and a WICKED peter
>You know what does it for me. Glass of orange juice, 6 mile walk in the countryside and pick up a bacon bap and coffee on the way home.
usually just drinking water and eating something nutritious cures my hangover
somebody just tried to bully me in the oldwhat a pathetic cretin
>>216576662Nothing tarq about living near countryside mate. Like 90% of northern England is rural.
I haven't jerked off in like 2 days, I usually do it twice a day. Is something wrong with me?
>le hangover cure!dumb fucksthe reason your hangover passes is because TIME PASSESthe shit you eat does not "cure" itwhy are you mongs so retarded
There's no such thing as a hangover cure
>>216576631>posting the mice and the peters simultaneously
putting a garland of onions around my neck and a toad on my head usually cures my hangovers
>>216576730keeps vampires away too
>>216576711you've been caught out "mate" no need to dwell or seethe about it
>>216576716ok
if your hangover is curable you never had a hangover in the first place
algerian sex offender flew past my window just then
>>216576749shut the fuck up you fucking cunt before i fucking pop you
absolutely vile how hairy some peoples hands are
>>216576717right but how do you explain how I feel ten times better straight after I've eaten a nice breakfast
>shut the fuck up you fucking cunt before i fucking pop you
I want to get a Rottweiler a proper one not one of those little bitch ones that look like black labs
Hangover cure science was settled by Jon Tickle and Richard Hammond some 20 years agohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoX0f_6thZAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVpqGF6ct8U
>>216576796You're probably just a bit groggy, not truly hungover
Mental how much better the girls who had orbits were back in 2007-2016. She mogs all the zoomer thots.
>>216576804I miss Charlotte Hudson off Brainiac
when they let me teach it will be easy
america will have a king by the middle of the century
Garbage CanadaRubbish Binada
>>216576847didn't she kill herself
Where's dual sim paki?
>>216576804completely forgot this show existed
>>216576891rolling in poo with his uncles
>>216576801horrible dogs
What's the ideal beard length for the Sensitive Young Man?
>>216576857https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogX07jgrZOsKino
>>216576891I'm a complete loser that spends everyday here and I have no idea who this is supposed to be
>>216576916Clean shaven, always.
>>216576919some cunt trying to force a gimmickyou're replying to him
not an expert on getting away with murder, but this feels like a blunder
>>216576916shaven if you're at 12% body fat, short beard or stubble if you're anything above that to hide that disgusting double chin
>>216576916beards have been ruined by soys, numales and hipstersclean shaven, always
>>216576924I'd look way too young clean shaven
>>216576966What's wrong with that?
Poo.
>>216576917did i do general studies? i don't think i did
>>216576947how can sex go so wrong that you end up killing her by accident
>>216576994asphyxiation by cock
>>216576994t. doesn't have a 14 inch willy
cant believe homealone got a gffucking poser
room absolutely ponging after my wank
>>216576994it doesn't need to go much wrong, a footy player from here killed a girl last year because he scratched her uterus or something
Eh bien, voilà un grand noir qui met son pénis dans un petit blanc
>>216576991I did. I got a B lol
>>216576882She is dead yes
>>216577047/brit/ not /spanish/
>>216577066bro tier!
raywilliamjohnson kelly sex
go on odds and i'll do one last one
>>216576847>>216576882>>216577077bewildering thing to reply to yourself about
if you're wondering where the rest of the old school e girls ended up
>>216575616who is she???
>>216577111Spaz
>>216577114no idea who any of these are reckon you need your head caving in if you do
>>216576919>that spends everyday hereClearly not, dual sim paki is a very famous character
>>216577114i don't know who any of these women are
>>216577134take three seconds and consider who is the real spaz here
>>216576026the scrandemic ??
>>216577116cans lass
some may argue eight slices of sourdough in bed was too many
>>216576976My hair is receding.
>>216577193
>>216577193Depends how thick they are. It could be 4 slices, or two really thick slices
>>216577114who are any of those women
business idea: kill all the homeless
Being pooed
>>216577180and where can i find more
>>216577217Well the first one doesn’t count
*eats your soul*im the devil!
>>216577218>two really thick slicesthat's what i call spaki and mousey
>>216576147i look like a handsome monke
>>216577262
hiii
>>216577258Mousey is a genius
>>216577275you wouldn't be impersonating 4chan staff there would you now?
>>216577275I'm not over 30
business ideapiss in shoes at the shoe shop
Completed 20 days without porn and 13 days without masturbating lads.
Can hear the wog kids shooting fireworks around the estate again
*waves hoof*
>>216577275um
>>216577304did it help you get a gf
Now that the dust has settled HOW did they do this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iz9KnPZWOgs
>>216576169CWLTSHC
>>216577337it's a non-newtonian fluid being compressed
get the Android SNES emulator loadedget the Earthbound playedyeah this is living, 2025 de lads
hahahahahahaha!!! those fucking TWATS!!!
things that make you go UM
>>216577326No, that's not my main focus right now
>>216577347That’s a bloke.
>>216577347hot
>>216577275shut up nigger
>>216577294That’s not impersonating mate.
>>216577365can't believe this nigga is still around. used to watch him during my edgy phase like 10 years ago
>>216577347CWLTSHC
>>216577365That's quite a punchable face
>>216577370loli feet
the MAINSTREAM METEOR
>>216577304doesn't really change much if you don't change your life itself, people watch too much porn cuz they're bored
>>216577397I tell you what to do unc
corrr, deliveroo man just been
>>216577403same, used to watch milo yannopolous and the rest of the alt-right gang
just saw a picture of a man wearing women's clothing
>>216577399yeah? don't believe you lol
>>216577360corrrrrrrrrrr
>>216577450Going through your dads photo album?
where's ubereats promo mong?
durrrrrrrr I can do science me
usb cable is loose how do i fix this
>>216577464well, that's him done, isn't it?
sisters bf went for a fist bump rather than the usual handshakenot sure if that means we've drifted apart or become closer
>>216577452Like I said make the most of your time unc
>>216577468died of obesity probably
Might collect loads of midges and release them in a new environment
miss the old /brit/ when neeks would get sent flying
>>216577450that was a woman wearing gender affirming clothing
>>216577504lol ok cunt
>>216577513when are you going to wear some gender affirming clothing
>>216577507Warwick Davis will be livid.
>>216577494lean in for a kiss and see what happens
>>216577528bless him. faithful old hound
>>216577275there wouldn't be anyone left
balls hurtcummy ache
Been reading a book by William Faulkner and every page has the N word
>>216577530wearing my "Wicked" pyjamas right now
I'm on the nofap.
>>216577513So you admit that 'gender' is just old fashioned sexist stereotypes with a different name?
>>216577504labubu unc getting uppity ?check your microplastics levels lil'zoom
TOKYOOKYO
>>216577507why do you hate us so much?
>>216577563ooo saucy x
>>216577528HP Lovecraft ass name.
>>216577572what a dump
>>216577572Imagine earth was just a huge city like this
>>216577572if this was in Egypt niggas would be shitting on it
>>216577507the new environment:
love rattling the pensioners on here lmao
>>216577616is this the one with no bollocks
>>216577607imagine if we all just got transported to some sex realm where we were all shagging each other and snogging and licking each others arses and that
>>216577653Right well that has nothing to do with what I said does it
>>216577683>>216577683>>216577683
>>216577641>800 years of struggle lol
>>216577633>pensionerus cringelennials are in the same boat as gen z thereour pensions are gon thanks to spending on immigrants and bailouts
>>216577688Bit early
early spam/flooding
>>216577540>>216577540>>216577540we can't let the Irish win
poo
