Prev >>216579202GNSP edition
You will never get married.You will never have sex without paying for it.You will die alone.You will never go on a date.You will always be seen as creepy.You will never father children.You have disappointed your parents.You are damaged by your loneliness beyond repair.Your life is not a movie, there will be no sudden plot twists.You will never make breakfast for two.Women can sense you are damaged.No one will be there for you, you won't be there for anyone.Regrets and thoughts of missed chances will always be there with you.You are this generation's boogeyman.You are getting older and you are beginning to notice it.It's too late to turn things around.Your distractions will not fulfill you.There is no place for you in a society that values achievement above all.A girl will never smile at you.Blind anger is as pathetic as despair.You are the genetic scum that gets washed out with every generation.Natural selection will not have mercy on you.Your remaining friends are starting lives of their own.You are being sold false hope.It's too late to achieve the milestones you missed.You will never get your youth back.No one is coming to save you.No one cares.There is no way out.It will not get better.It's over.It never began.
First for anime is illegal in Canada
>>216581990No, really, how do I make American friends???????????
I make one post about a guy's hairline and Jason has a fullblown meltdown for 40 posts.
momberg is talking about the russian mob again
Right real talk, is Urusei Yatsura worth a full watch or is it just the same high strung nonsense the whole way through
>>216582003why can't you just make friends wherever you are?
>>216582003You look like a subhuman incel so you can't make friends
>>216582003I'll be your friend. if you promise not to be weird
>>216582005You did get dunked on about guns, though
>>216582036Jason please, time to stop coping. You don't own a real VHS and you don't own a real AK.
>>216582012I was talking about the italian mob the other day with parentbergs cause i was looking up Mario Cuomo due to the ny election, and apparently he had mafia ties but denied the existence of the mafia 'n stuff
>>216582045I own your sister's pussy
>>216582053You will never have access to any pussy
>>216582003Where do you live? It can have a pretty big influence
>>216582050>Mario CuomoThat's Andrew Cuomo's father, for reference
Be prepared for Jason to keep coping and seething this entire thread too btw. He's so easy to manipulate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IE9RoP-18U&list=RD6IE9RoP-18U&start_radio=1
>>216582003Just be chill and cool instead of a weird asshole.
>>216582066mario cummio for reference
>>216581976this is so sadthe good ones always die young
There's nothing stopping you from taking up some homeless girl off the street impregnating her over and over and raising a small commune in the wildernessYou could do this but you don't want to because you're a lazy piece of shit incel
>>216582098If I ever got a girl pregnant I would unironically kill myself
>>216582045Not jason, I just have a thing about correcting uninformed opinions vis a vis firearms (ASD)
>>216582061wiscahnsin
>>216582098just an FYI, incels aren't inherently lazy.
I send my dad incel memes
>>216582106My wife is unable to conceive naturally because of an autoimmune disorder. When I told my mother, she (my mother) told me to go find some random and get her pregnant a few times instead
What's the fucking point?
>>216582135lol
I don't care about guns at all, I just think it's funny Canadians can't own them.
>>216582107oh good, what's a clip and what's a magazine?
Elle is so stunning
>>216582109Never been so I can't say, but the important thing is to not try too hard. I know that kinda goes for anywhere in the qorld, but it's worth mentioning. Also check out meetups for groups doing something you like.
I'm accepting bf offers. You must be a twink or femboy, ideally a virgin, smooth, have based hobbies. You'll move in with me and won't have to pay rent but you'll have to prepare meals and clean up
>>216582106Why, just pop out like 8 or 12 of them. At least your bloodline will continue.you don't even have to take care of most of them, let the girl handle it
I don't care about guns that's why I take pictures of them on the table when I'm eating dinner with my parents because I really don't care
>>216582158I don't care about my bloodline, I already have brothers who will have kids so it's irrelevant anywayThe instant you are bound to a woman you lose all your freedom. Your life is over.
>>216582149I laughed but honestly she was totally serious lmao
>>216582117You cant even put your dick into pussy don't talk to me about laziness
>>216582107then you'd know a Springfield Hellion isn't a VHS. this is a bizarre thing Hellion owners are known to do too, they call it a VHS as if people don't know it's a civi version that is functionally distinct and different from the VHS. it's like saying an M4A1 is the same as a MSR because they're both carbines made by Colt.
>>216582152her teeth are not even that bothers me
>>216582170That's not at all true. It can happen with dudes that are imature, though. It happens a lot actually
cum bum brosss
ANYone else sexually attracted to girls' sternocleidomastoids???????
>>216582170>The instant you are bound to a woman you lose all your freedom. Your life is over.if you have 12 kids you probably gain more freedom as you can put them to work for you
stop watching anime it's degenerate.
Are you reelin' in the years?
>>216582179How is it different other than not being select fire? They made some 922r compliance adjustments like an mlok handguard and an ar pistol grip, but they are otherwise the same thing
>>216582132That's weird, how does he react
>>216582209stowin' away the time.
anyone else sexually attracted to girls' cocks
>>216582216>how is not the same thing>after listing several distinct differences u just pretending to be retarded now?
>>216582209I guess. I mean, isn't everyone?
>>>/k/64495314Made one
>>216582209Just stowin' away the time, guy
If I were to invent a religion it would involve worshipping a male God modelled after a Ford Taurus. His name would be Ludwig and he would have a 10 foot long metal cock.
holy FUCK I have absolutely destroyed Jason's mental state
>>216582228Are you? Why double down on this falsehood? You even say they are functionally distinct (objectively untrue) and not at all the same when the only thing that's different physically are two things anyone could change? Is an m4 suddenly not an m4 because you swap the handguard and pistol grip?
6'0 vs 5'11
I am going deer hunting for the first time tomorrow. I am using an SKS with hunting rounds. I have a buck tag. Any advice?
jason hasnt posted here in yearshe prob died of a drug od in some ohio shithole
i need more ideas for variations of the woman on the top row
>>216582246What model year?
>>216582262gayson killed his mom and is posting from an insane asylum
nevermind, i looked it up. so a magazine has a spring, that helps the automatic mechanism. a clip, are only held together somehow. so the gun just uses them and does it itself. knowing this has suddenly made a lot of my call of duty guns seem preposterous. well, it's a video game. who cares.
>>216582260Make sure you shoot the deer with horns on their head
>>2165822651999
Women need to have sex with me. Now.
>>216582255I don't see height, all I can see is their legs and stocking, and as far as I'm concerned they're both goddesses
>>216582286I bet her piss stream is thick
>>216582275>>216582151Wait was this a legitimate question? I thought you were just memeing
Very horrible spicy...Horrible horrible spicy...
There's a girl at work who seems interested in me. She keeps approaching me to talk, and today she asked if she could sit with me at lunch and we talked some then. She did a lot of things to try to be agreeable like relate to my interests even though she didn't know much about them. I tend to be very pessimistic, and maybe I'm saying this out of lack of experience, but I think she's interested in me romantically. I have a feeling I will disappoint her eventually, but it's still flattering and a welcome experience. Or even if I'm delusional, it's nice that she keeps going out of her way to talk to me even though I've made zero moves and only reciprocated now
>>216582289i bet it's a mess from her flappy roast beef busted cunt
>>216582280
>>216582300Nobody cares
Is a WASR-10 not an AK?
no one asked
>>216582290no, i was being genuine. i'm not sure i got it right either.
>>216582305he always reminded me of my grandpa
>>216582323Nobody cares
Justin Townes Earle and beer tonight
>>216582311Ya nothing to do with springs. Easiest way to think about it is that clips feed magazines, magazines feed [the chamber]. There are some really oddball specific exceptions but it's generally that easy.
i masturbate to trannies pretty often
>>216582358Nobody cares
>>216582323Smashing. One of the best characters ever
>>216581976what the hell it's real had to look it up no one told me
>>216582351finna get this en bloc on muh cock
>>216582351so in that pic, three clips, one magazine?
>nobody cares
>>216582308If it isn't then neither is an slr-107, but everyone calls them an ak (because they are)
I was woken up yesterday by a squirrel crawling on the window. Evil little, gravity defying, fuckers
>>216582400Nobody cares
>>216582400nigga thats nuts
so... why did he do it again?
>>216582382Ya. In the case of an sks, it has a fixed internal magazine wich can be loaded with clips
It’s supposed to be hot tomorrow
>>216582417Nobody cares
>>216582422Nobody cares
>>216582295I got married last month
Skibidi Toilet is fucking cool
>>216582394there's a million AK variants, that question is a red herring. it's like asking if a WASR10 is a gun or a rifle too.is a WASR10 an AK47? or an AK74? Or an AKS74U? or an AKM? they're similar but inherently not the same gun. they're variants, like an M4 and M16 are variants of an AR but inherently different guns. Jason is trying desperately to re-frame the argument because he's wrong again, and what's worse is a leaf is constantly dabbing on him.
Why cant femboys like a tall skinny average sizdd white guy like myself? Why are they addicted to 8" 200lb guys?
i'm really le sad and le lonely and i have a le crush on a girl and i need attention
>>216582433Nobody cares
>>216582418In Canada the SKS has cuck capacity. The internal mags are pinned to 5 rounds
>>216582441Nobody cares
>>216582434Not as cool as you
>>216582447
I tried to get into programming, but it's really boring idk how the science-nerds do it
>>216582445That's gayer than GRID
>>216582460Nobody cares
>>216582460they're boring people with no personality, that's how they do it.
ARISE
i'm pretty sure no one cares about me
>>216582468Whats your problem buddy
>>216582481Nobody cares
>>216582460>>216582470If you have genuine intelligence and creativity it can be pretty fun. My buddy is a programmer and he does all kinds of cool stuff at home just to fuck around. Whats nice is that as a hobby it's dirt cheap... raw materials are free. Seems like programming in general just attracts the no personality dregs with a promise of easy money, though, like stock brokerages of the 80's
>>216582487Nobody cares
>>216582481Why should they?
>>216582486i knew it.
>>216582484>what's your problemNobody cares ='(
>Friday nightWhy are you here?
>>216582508Nobody cares
>>216582508I'm at work
>>216582510KysBleedBurnSlit your throat Die
wish Molly would sit on my face
>>216582528Nobody cares
>>216582528Kind of a butter face
>>216582528It’s crazy how BA test kitchen just fell off completely
>>216582508I'm modding Fallout and thinking about trying wuchang because I'm MGTOW
>>216582487>If you have genuine intelligence and creativityWell I don't
>>216582445what does this mean?
>>216582552Nobody cares.
>>216582404I know
>>216582541would love to slather her cheeks in butter and glide my snausage between them
>>216582523The Nobody cares
>>216582552Nobody cares
I care
>>216582562Nobody cares
>>216582552>I'm MGTOWyou are sent your own way because you are an unfuckable freak
Jason got his shit slapped in that other thread lol
>>216582528It's not that pleasant and most girls dont like doing it desu
i had a dream about sex now i feel like im missing out
>>216582570seconded.
>>216582591Nobody cares
I'm just a chimp with a stick trying to reach the apple in the treeI don't have creativity for much else than that
>>216582562Very cute dog
>>216582601Nobody cares
>>216582552Where is her vagina? Immersion absolutely broken, she clearly doesn't have a fully modeled birthing canal
>>216582555In the magazine of my SKS there is a metal pin welded into place that limits the magazine to 5 rounds. The standard mag is 10 rounds.
gonna smoke weed and take a poo
>>216582615Nobody cares that nobody cares
>>216582578I look like this
>>216582621Nobody cares
>>216582583Most girls don't like doing anything that requires them to use their muscles. They get all tuckered out fast
>>216582628You are subhuman
>>216582618Like Rouge in Sonic Adventure 2?
>>216582642her big fat fucking beautiful mother bearing hips
>>216582638I mog you, incel
>>216582628looks like a sex offender
>>216582655So how come I've had sex while you haven't
>>216582628yup, that's an unfuckable freakif i were him i would get government benefits and become a neet and totally give up on life but lie to strangers online about how i totally didn't give up
>>216582642Like alyx from half-life 2
>>216582620oh, so it's an intrusion that stops the magazine to being loaded past the legal limit? and you'd get in trouble if that stop was removed.
>>216582660Indians have sex, not really difficult. I'm MGTOW.
>>216582676If it's so easy that even Indians can do it what does that say about you
>>216582670>it's an intrusion that stops the magazine to being loaded past the legal limit? and you'd get in trouble if that stop was removedPrecisely. Our firearm laws limit most semi automatic centre fire rifles to 5 round mag capacity. There are exceptions but that is the general rule for centre fire. Rim fire there is no restriction
do u know da wae
>>216582699brudda I will show u
>>216582682I could have sex at any time. I don't want to, I'm MGTOW.I will only have sex if I fall in love with a femboy or 29-39 year old widow/divorcee.
I had sex at 15 and basically never stopped trying to have it since
>I could have sex at any time. I don't want to
Guns....are gay
>>216582717End it, normalfag
remember that time Jason got banned for requesting shota
>>216582717fuck you
>>216582717Nobody cares
>>216582717So why are you here
>>216582718Same, because I am married. We usually only have sex 2 or 3 times per week though.
Ate too many cookies. Feeling uncomfy. Living in regret.
i never had sex in my entire life and in all likelihood never will
>>216582433brown
I have 29 cents in my bank
>>216582743Nobody cares
smoked weed and poo'd
>>216582753I have three hundred dollars
I started having sex kind of early but fell behind for my age, and grinded during the dry spell eras and now don't really romanticize women anymore
>>216582730>>216582734>>216582736>>216582737Why are you so triggered? Have you ever tried in your entire life? Women won't fall in your lap if you never leave your basement. Just talk to women. You can get new girls every month easily if you just try
>>>/r9k/83048248Made one
I was raped once
>>216582757I don't use fiat currency
i have 145k in my account
>>216582767jason why are you making gay threads on the incel board?
my penis rapes my mind everyday every hour
>>216582755Thanks anon
>>216582763no one asked kys
I have 560k in my account
>>216582778Because I'm half gay
Know your self
I'm $30,000 in credit card debt
>>216582795Nobody cares
>>216582788My grandfather was 1/2 bi. I'm like 1/8 bi.
>>216582787not impressed
I have aids now from the rape
unless you're a woman and willing to marry me i don't care about your money
>>216582804Nobody cares
We built this cityWe built this city on rock 'n' roll
Snape's Rape 'n' Gape
/cum/ is not an incel general. For the most part we get laid and have friends.
>>216582826zero tits
>>216582823We built this clittyWe built this clitty on COCK n' BALLS
>>216582823Sure did
normalniggers have invaded /cum/it's over
>>216582823melodic mood? "photograph", def leppard
>>216582826You look like a chink
>>216582826>have friends.you some kind of faggot? you enjoy the company of men?
>>216582849>pudgy hairy neckHe's a latinx
>>216582849nah you can see he has a beard, asians can't grow beards. he's probably some kind of swarthy glop euro normie that drives a Civic and wants to work a middle management job.normoids are basically like wild animals; they want as much to do with you as you do with them. best just to give each other a wide berth.
>be me>24>5'2>bald>ugly
>>216582882you must be indian
>>216582882yikes, at least you're smart and wealthy tho>>216582887that would be the final straw
*jigsaw voice*wanna play skribbl
We live blessed lives. Having internet access offers you so much joy, you can eat sugar and salt, you're not Indian.Count your blessings.
Seen a lot of BYD, like much more than I ever would expect but have never seen a tesla
>>216582079So true…
>>216582870>>216582877lmao
>>216582719Guns are for pussies
ypipo be like "I'm 29"
>>216582911True, we bellies full of food and place to sleep.
I miss spinny.
blacpipo be like "I'm 25 to life"
lesbians have insanely high levels of domestic violence
Threads feeling particularly hateful and retarded tonight
nigga heil hitler
I talked to a really hot Chinese girl today but I have no rizz and didn't ask for her number
>>216582962ladies are impulsive and violent and are only kept in check by their small stature which is a non-factor against another lady
>>216582933She's gone, get over it
>>216582962Those aren't real lesbians, those are mentally ill abuse victims. If they look like Patton Oswalt(who killed his wife) they are asexual.Also normal people are all half gay.
does the week start on sunday or monday?
>>216582979What's the point of talking to women if you have no rizz
Why are you home on Friday night?
>>216582986She may be gone from this general, but she's never gone from my heart.
how about the Queef of Police and instead of leading the entire force she just farts out of her cunt at everyone while the city burns and black people murder everyone
we need nobody cares guy back
>>216582999why notalso i might not be, we have phones now
>>216582996If Saturday is the end of the week, and Sunday is the start of the week, it would be called the Weekends* rather than the Weekend. So I think it starts on Monday, Sunday the day of rest is the end of the week.
>>216582998Practice>>216582999I'm in a hotel
>>216582995those two girls need BWC correction, I can save them.
>>216582999Because real life is gay and annoying
>>216583014a beginning is also necessarily an end, and an end a beginningeven if nothing precedes or follows it, then the beginning is the end of nothing, and the end is the beginning of nothing
Its 2am plus raining and I have a fan on me, I'm quite comfortable right now
>>216581976>COVID-era musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmnnvfP-j0khttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NRXx6U8ABQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N000qglmmY0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eg-AwKRUFec
>>216582911need to be more grateful.
>>216583028Based
Jason is super needy tonight, worse than usual.
Jason is barely posting he's playing Fallout 4
I'm not super rich plus I'm an incel, should I be grateful I'm not being tortured by the cartel? Thats stupid
>>216583082>should I be grateful I'm not being tortured by the cartelYes>Thats stupidYou are stupid
I think 8 months is the longest I've ever waited for a reply to a text.
>>216583081ok jason
Found a decent book to read tonight. Feels good man
>>216583082Yes. Have a hot drink and a think. Try IFS therapy roleplay with Grok. Cultivate.
>>216583082>should I be grateful I'm not being tortured by the cartelYes
>>216583095I wish I was you
Just got an emergency notification on my phone, telling me to "shelter in place and avoid all windows", due to an "active threat" about 4 miles from where I live. No idea what's going on.
>>216583090>>216583112If he should be grateful he's not being tortured by the cartel, he should also be seething with envy he's not being given a blowjob by a hot chick in a hot tub.
You could have been a worm in Satan's asshole, who cares
This one bitch at work hates me.She's pretty so I was too nervous to talk to her for a long time and didn't introduce myself until like 8 months after we first crossed paths, she just said "hi I'm x" and that was it. Now it's several months later and when I see her and smile and wave she gives the most low effort half smile I've ever seen and just keeps walking, and usually doesn't say anything at all.She completely ignores me when we're in groups of people talking, like actually pretends I don't exist, and when I say hi she puts her hand up in a half wave and doesn't even look at me and just turns to someone else.I swear I'm not repulsive, no one else treats me like this, what the fuck is her problem?!
>>216583125Quite an imagination you've got
Finally took the cans out my room and threw them in the recycling bin
>>216583142I'm proud of you
>>216583124There is no should. The totality god made free will possible... somehow. Deal with the consequences of every choice you make. Namaste.
>>>ブラック魔道具師ギルドを追放された私、王宮魔術師として拾われる ~ホワイトな宮廷で、幸せな新生活を始めます! ~>My Magical Career at Court: Living the Dream After My Nightmare Boss Fired Me from the Mages' Guild!>Details>>Author>Shusui Hazuki>Illustrator>necömi>Translator>Mari Koch>Editor>Carly Smith>Tags>magic>fantasy>comedy>workplace>romance>snarky protagonist>op protagonist>royalty>strong female lead>female protagonist>tsundere>Magic is everything to Noelle. She loves it so much that she puts up with her horrible job at the Mages’ Guild to practice it. The hours are long, the pay is rock-bottom, and the boss is a nightmare! But as long as she has magic, she can withstand the hardships. At least, until the day she hears these dreaded words:“You’re fired.” Noelle’s hometown in the outskirts of the kingdom doesn’t offer many alternatives for a career in magic—especially now that she’s been blacklisted from guild work! Just when it seems like all hope is lost, Noelle’s old friend Luke shows up to give her an opportunity she never could have imagined: a job as a royal court magician. Now Noelle is living the dream, rubbing shoulders with the kingdom’s greatest magicians and showing off her skills. She has a beautiful new workplace and a generous new boss, but how will she cope with intense entrance exams, her marriage-obsessed mother, and the rules of etiquette? What awaits Noelle in her magical new career?
>>216583142Why? You deserve to live in filth.
>>216583142So proud. Canadian renaissance in bound.
>>216582207No.
>>216583163Why are you called 's'?
>>216583093For me it's three years
All births are more similar than all deaths
>>216583191I suppose
>>216583168I wanted to be like Q when I grew up
>>216583095Is it Jane Eyre?
>>216582207You're not my mom
watching a doomer movie
>>216583206I am
>>216583208Is it The Road?
>>216583208Stop watching me!
>>216583095I was about to open A song of ice and fire
>>216583115Why? You can find something of interest >>216583203Nah it's a history book on the Roman Republic
>>216583219spectacular now
>>216583135erm you're the problem
>>216583219No it's a movie dumb ass
>>216583228>miles teller>shailene woodly>romance/comedy Are you a woman
>>216583246no
>>216583240How do I fix this
>>216583223I read the first one, it was good but the GRRM's wish to be as shocking as possible and the inability to complete the series put me off reading further. He has no idea what the fuck he's doing
>>216583225You're right. I should hunker down.
>>216583256Be glad she's ignoring you and not actively trying to fuck you over
It's easy to be gay with somebody else's ass
asoiaf is slop, entertaining but no real substance
Women are fucking nuts the fact that they are allowed in the work place boggles the mind
>>216581988You will never demoralize me.
>>216583116it's Jason, he finally snapped and he's running amok with his knockoff AK
>lets take our shirts offwhy would you do that?
>>216583294extremely true post
okay im doubting the reality of this sex scene
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