piglet picking violets edition
eeyore, violets
>>216584692>Gook blowjob thoughhow often are you typing "Gook" for it to replace "good" in your autocorrect?
nowt wrong with eating hotdogs out the packet
mad how in tribes women just fuck all the men and make babies so that nobody can ever know who the dad is, and so instead they all take a collective responsibility of the kids
>>216584706Kek think I just swiped it with my finger and didn’t think about it
She's a Mormon
>>216584737fairso tell us about this blowjob
Soledade, aged 14, was last seen on at Burwood train station on Railway Parade, Burwood, about 2.30pm on Thursday (6 November 2025).
why hasn't the weather gone cold yet? it's nearly fucking christmas ffs
fuck the crown, fuck faggots, fuck yanks, and fuck off
>>216584759I’ve got a pretty big nob and he swallowed it wholeHad me toes curling and that, no gag reflex I think, which probably explains the hot dogs thing now that I think about it
love the nato phoenetic alphabetwhenever i do a captcha i'm going ALPHA MIKE FOUR TWO SIERRA
once when I was a child I had never had hotdogs before but my neighbor who was a year younger than I was having birthday party to which I was invited and they were having hotdogs at the party so my parents sent me with a pack of "veggie" hotdogs and the child's mother gave me a sneer and asked "what am I supposed to do with these? boil them?" and I just shrugged because I had no idea (she was a strange woman who enjoyed mocking and intimidating me as a small child)I ate the hotdog and enjoyed it and she sent me home with the rest of the pack which went in our fridgelater in the evening while my parents weren't looking I snuck into the kitchen several times and ate hotdogs straight out of the packetsuffice to say I developed a tummy ache and my parents scolded me for my misbehavior
got rejected by a bird at the pub ladsreckoned she was married
>>216582954my nickname in primary school was piglet
fucking hell i had my filter turned off this entire timeneedless to say, that has been immediately corrected
>>216584809you're a legend for trying
>>216584726terrence mckenna said it's the best way
get them listened:Caedmon's HymnHeyr, himna smiður Sicut cervus by PalestrinaHoly God (Sviatyï Boje)
>>216584795i went to my mates house once and he had a tent set up in his garden next to his pondi was chilling in the tent and he came in with this big frog in his hands to show mei thought his parents were away, so i started trying to be funny by saying how massive the frog was by using all swearwords"fuck me, massive motherfucking cunt frog giant bastard..." etcthen i came out of the tent and his mum was stood there looking at me like i'd shat in the sinkshe even said something about that language being not welcome in her home or somethingi nearly cried
>>216584809>reckoned she was marriedcope nuke
>>216584726thats how human civilization started, monogamy is a relatively modern concept
get my belly full get my bollocks emptyget me shagged
>my mates house once and he had a tent set up in his garden next to his pond
>>216584928i'm from a council estate in hullif where you're from is less posh than hull, then that's on your parents for raising sprogs in a bradford car park or wherever you were born
pharmacy sent me the smelliest weed ever, got it locked in a kilner jar but i can still smell it outside my front doorfeel like legal weed should be more discreet
>>216584825that's cute
>>216584726I think it was in the first ancient city of anatolia (maybe Gobekli Tepi) where scientists found evidence that children were not closely related to the adults who their bodies were buried with. In Plato's "Republic," the guardians of the city are proposed to raise children communally, meaning that parents do not know their biological offspring. This system is intended to prevent familial loyalties from interfering with the guardians' dedication to the city and to promote unity among citizens.
fuck my depraved nigger life
>>216584961DUDE WEED LMAO
>>216584961shouldn't be legal in the first place, horrid drug
>>216584961my bro gets weed legalprescription weed onlinehe gave me a few little nuggets after i looked after his cat during a flat inspectioni cooked it in a curry whilst on the cans and it made me fully schizo for a dayit works for him, keeps him off the whiskey, but i can't handle it
>>216584978squirrel_exploding.jpg
>>216584971big government needs to keep their hands off are kidssimple as
>>216585002>i looked after his cat during a flat inspection>i cooked it in a currythe weednot the cat
utterly appalling nightt's sleepneeds to be made illegal
>>216585034blue light blocking glasses mategame changerwear them for two hours before bed
>>216585034I slept fine
>>216585048as long as you slept fine that's okay
the v key on my keyboard is acting up
>>216585085thanks :) feels good to care about others, doesn't it?
>>216585085I always sleep fine when I'm dreaming about you
>>216584970you're cute
>>216585095the v key on my keyboard is finewatch thisvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvthat's me holding it downnow watch thisvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvthat's me tapping itgot a perfectly functioning v key on my keyboard, me
>>216585034Melatonin
>>216585134jelly
>>216585138illegal here in our nanny state
Rachel Thieves must go
>>216585151You’re kidding right? Your country is turning into North Korea.
would you like to stroke mo salah at the coffee bar?
i've been sat here in silence with my headphones in for about an hourcould've been listening to all sorts but i'm just too fascinated by the posts here on /brit/ this morning
my nigger incel freak life up status: arsed
any prodigy fans in?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzVjZu4fl4o
Pickles are great until you're in one
turned chatgpt into a manchurian candidate to help me fix shogun 2 mods whenever i use the words red velvet sponge
Poo
>>216585173maybe you are listening to something but you'e gone deaf
8am and i'm stilll in bed
>>216585224eh??
>>216585221yeah? x
>>216585224CURSE my broken v key
happy
might practice flirting with anonspreparation for the real thing>>216584722I've got a hotdog you can eat out the packet
>>216585229basically wasted the day already
the affordable housing near me is being bought by the council to house refugees so now people are going to have to live near them everywherewell done keir!
>>216585271I hate this fudging country
>>216584726>>216584910shalom
>>216585238yeah was using it to test my new air friar last night and activated the trigger words this morning
>>216585271yeah ngl i dont understand God would allow african rape hordes to spread across all of europe as in how is this going to lead to something good
>>216585251i'm not gay but i appreciate the attention
eating a lethal dose of ginger
not had a rolo in eons
>>216585307>how is this going to lead to something goodgood for who?i don't think the people in charge are trying to do anything good for the people of europe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxc4w1QM1oc
gonna stick a meat feast 'za in the oven right nowlost the fucking plot
>>216584722i do it daily i'm on a low carb high protein diet
>>216585336you'd have to be retarded or of chinese descent if you think I'm clicking this
>>216585344don't forget you need those prebioticsi'd get some oats in there and cruciferous greensdon't neglect that gut biome
I’d eat Emma Watson’s poo irl.
>>216585327same, not had an aero in a while either
>>216585369with your hands or would you use some utensils?
>>216585369i'd smash your face in irl
>>216585384Preferably utensils.
>>216585344enjoy your no gains
ffs not another homosexual blind date, that's two in a row
might get on the train to pocklington and find a walk to go on
3 am cant sleep though i feel tired and irritated.should i stay wake waken awake awaken woke woken awoken
In the year ending June 2025, approximately 948,000 people came to the UK. In the year ending June 2025, there were 49,000 irregular arrivals, with 43,000 of those arriving via small boats
>>216585444the year ends in december 2025
>>216585360son, this is the chinese century
>>216585442dunno mateI just don't know
another wasted day in my evil incel degenerate nigger life
did they make new (shit) banners?
>>216585444mental how immigration will turn the uk into a 70% male country soon just millions of africans and indians who cant find a woman
>>216585487newfag
>>216585444When politicians or economists want a large population for the wartime economy. Population growth has no inherent benefit to the growth of the regular economy.
>>216585502never noticed that nor this one that came after
right that's it i'm getting up
never realised i can click it to change the image either
>>216585503Service guarantees citizenship
>>216585503>Population growth has no inherent benefit to the growth of the regular economy.can i introduce you to the concept of the triple lock
There’s a willy on my pimple!
morning lads, no toil today, we shall be free, we shall be free.
Why do white men's feelings matter more than black lesbians'?
>>216585578not far away though is it
>>216585493mad how the women all voted for loads of meni reckon they would've objected had it been boat loads of women
zoomers be like zoom zoom, while us millennials just be milling about. "milling about" means to move or circulate in a confused, disorderly, or aimless way, often within a limited area. it describes a group of people who are moving around without a clear purpose, sometimes while waiting for something or someone.
>>216585606>mad how the women all voted for loads of menactually no they didn't no one voted for mass immigration
watching vids of tokyo really wish every city was like that. quiet, full of introverts who mind their business, cozy little spaces in alleys for dining and stuff
the price of freddos is too high
gen excrement
>>216585598toiling tomorrow ;_;
tumny feel strangely
The sun rises as a deer on a hill
>>216585565>Priests never lie
>>216585629true but most of the people with "refugees welcome" signs are womenthey wouldn't be waving those signs if these refugees were all womenmen would
maoam for brek
>>216585643is this ai??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0uHiILMvi8Any Hessle man in
just found my trousers in the living room which has confused me to no enddid i take my trousers off last night lob them on the settee then just walk around for a bit in my boxers? why would i do this?
got a bottle of Errazuriz Cabernet Sauvignon for later
>>216585646hope it's cancer
>>216585680sounds like last night was a right laugh
should walk round the shop for coffee then come home and cook a bacon roll, will I? only time I tell
>>216585389good post
>>216585675Yeh lad all those Theresa May fanatics out there doing a number on her lad
wank to gfs sisters Facebook profile complete
>>216585696reckon if there was a german in this thread they would ask why it wasn't a left laugh
>>216585685nobeef
might get a custom plate that says "NGRH8R" or if that's already taken "TND1488"
MANsturbating to some big gay dick in bum action myself
no more booze for me evil stuffporn and caffeine are my only vices from now on
>>216585744great way to get your vehicle vandalized
>>216585715younger sister is it?
the local bus went by and i don't know if i pulled my trousers up and stopped pissing before they saw
Right, British culture then is it?
mad how i'm just a few clicks away from some lad from africa bringing me a bag of beers and cigs from tescoi'm unemployed and the government gives me money that i can use to summon cans of carlsberg export and 20 benson bluethat is mental though innit
>>216585754taking up boozing as I'm giving up the sweeties, the caffeine and porn will continue as usual
looking to the sky and enjoy the life
Deeply unfunny thread
>>216585744Sister's hairdresser's second cousin once removed is an offensive phrases analyst for Personal Plates QueenslandThey would see right through such transparent hatred
Please understand. That money is just resting in her account.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_PqNAl3R0Y
>>216585804corr imagine the interest rate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6RM0YkG8JI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRkbcpwGu6U
mad how financially illiterate I am. I dont really know how to use a credit card responsibly and the rules around them seem opaque and strange. Different people tell me different things about how and when to use it. Some say for emergencies only, some say for big purchases, some say daily expenditure for small items. My app says my balance is -£250 out of £1500 credit limit but wont tell me when to pay it back, encourages me to pay minimum only for some reason, statements come at weird times of the month when it just so happens to be just before i get paid, fuck this shit
https://youtu.be/9t8QPdaVe8U?si=KFYLCHOVIzZIV8rf
wow look at all these links
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHx8k5vGiLM
getting out of bed
lavender grapefruit-ade
>>216585914Didn't ask, lasshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TSxxAIaoBs
Need her to fart in my face.
Watched Knuckle. Every single two hundred year old stereotype about the Irish is true and they haven't changed. Will also never take another leprechaun seriously when they start endlessly bitching about Yanks who think they're Irish. These traveler cunts can't even get along or associate with home Irish to begin with. Absolute big loud whiny babies the lot of them.
I'm up, gonna get dressed
>>216585925you on the pills again then
poo shriek
>>216585963grow up
Sorry, I'm just not having this. 3 holes-in-one in one month and prior to that she already had 2 holes-in-one? Kim Jong Un tier golf.
>>216585938they should have all been wiped out, genuinely slav-tiernothing redeeming about the irish
i was born in the mid 1990sich bin ein unc
Lads I bought a backgammon board but it's arrived and it's fucking MASSIVE should I exchange it for a smaller one or just live with one that won't fit on my table?
I'm dressed, going shop, you want anything?
>>216585287educate yourself mate
blud bought a full 11-a-side backgammon pitch
>>216585990I'd take it back, gammon
>>216585992Bin bag full of onion rings please, bossman
sometimes i think posters on here are indians on a vpn roleplaying as what they think brits talk about and larp with posts like this>>216585992I read this in a heavy indian accent
>>216585971>woman discovers golf scores are honesty based
>>216585971I'd drive one in her three holes if you get my meaning
>>216585797
>>216582954There was a time when Rick Moranis couldn't walk the streets without getting swarmed by mobs of fans wanting autographs or pictures taken with him.
always go for vegetarian items whenever i get a chinky or a thai, otherwise everything tastes fishy because those little slanty eyeses love to sneak fish sauce into everything, completely ruins the beef and broccoli or what have you
Been eating fibre bars and protein yoghurts the past few days so my farts are both loud and smelly
>>216586017are you implying that it doesn't happen now?
Good morning to all my GREAT friends on /brit/! I know we’re all going to have a FANTASTIC day!!
>>216585938i've got a story about these travelershere in hull there's an annual fair where the fair shows uip and there's rides and scam booths where you shoot the pack of wine gums with a fiver wrapped around it with an air rifle but it's nailed to the shelf so you can't knock it off and win itanyway my mate used to work in a club in townhe said, the last day of hull fair, all these travelers come in, they've booked the club, they've got unlimited cashthey start helping themselves to the stuff behind the bar which is fair enough if they've paid for itthen they turn the bar taps around so they can pour themselves pints from in front of the barand my mate said they just threw piles of cash at everyone who worked there and had them just stand by while these folks completely drank the place dry and had the occasional fight
>>216585961Nah not at allhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wEodaHnLMs
>>216585980They should be used as a bioweapon against the English and Scottish and maybe French but nothing else
Drank a mug of Bailey’s yesterday and then enjoyed a lovely 4 four kip
>>216586034gooooooood morningsir
>>216586034What’s on the cards for you, bigman?
>>216585968growing
>>2165860439 quid a bottle innitdunno what tesco was thinking
>>216586030Nobody knows who he is today. He walks the streets completely unrecognised. The same fate awaits Robbie Williams
>>216585999Scccccrrrrreeeeeeaaaaaaaming
honestly no word to describe that poo i just did besides cataclysmic. completely blocked the bog before i even wiped
>>216586036bum me in east park today?
>>216586036Why are they so richIs it just organized crime or Mafia type worker collusion nepotism stuff?
Good morning team. Hope all is well today.
just fuck my shit up
suppose i should go out today
>>216586060Johnny Which?
*revs up the bumble account*
>>216586075you dun goofed lad
>>216586067in your dreams>>216586069the fair is insanely lucrativemy bro used to work there and it's just cash flowing like waterthese rides are a fiver or a tenner a go, and you've got people lining up by the thousand to ride them
>>216585971crediton mentioned
>>216586077oh nohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Br4VWVECqI
I've had a very busy weekMonday>Driving lessonTuesday >Appointment >Wednesday ToilThursday >Chainsaw Man at cinemaFriday>GasmanSaturday >Taekwondo Sunday>Toil
Funny monkey man movie
>>216586099that's a big number
>>216585803that sounds like a great job, reckon i'd be good at that because i have an encyclopedic knowledge of offensive phrases
DAS DING
>>216586131how was the chainsaw man film?I dropped the anime since the animation was ugly. Will pirate the Reze film when it comes out.
Got a new 'fit for the missus
>>216586131kill yourself you paedo freak
>>216586158It was lush. I loved it. I didn't think much of Reze when I read the arc in the manga but the film really made me like her. Was also my first ever cinema visit
>>216586069i will say however, after saying this: >>216586104when fair was in town i had the lead roof nicked off my bay windowonly realised when it started raining and the rain started coming in through the roofi guarantee it was those cheeky bastardseveryone knows you put your bikes inside when the fair is in town
>>216586172post the sad cat in the snow outside the window
walktoil on the horizon
JUST BADGERED A MOLE OVER SMOKING SKUNK
>>216586069theyre just low level scammers and theives, plus they pay zero tax and no police force wants to deal with them because they cry persecution
nun they cud do
back from shop, it bacon time
>>216586182Did it look like there was a bit more money behind the animation than the show?
>>216586104they're not that lucrative, they only get like ~20 operational weeks per year and the overheads are pretty high since most of their rides are long term leased
right, well that's not a magnum now, is it
He’s posting about black willies again
>>216586221Salami through the back wheel
>>216586243Yeah it was better but it wasn't a massive upgrade tbf
Snickers?
>>216586261wouldn't it just turn into a pile of pepperoni?
>>216586221sup crodie
rorke is a beast
>>216586133yeah do you want some
>>216586221look at that cunt struggling to snatch a handbag off an old womanhe wants his head kicked in and if that was my nana he'd fucking get itmy grandad would've battered that little shithead
Mars bars?
>>216586290holy cringe
>>216586292He's not snatching her bag, she was trying to be have a go hero and got battered for her efforts.
hes waiting
the superiority of the white race is beyond debate, it's simply an objective fact and anyone who disagrees is in denial
so clogwog is probably the BE flag/spainparasite, right? now that he is getting banned on the BE flag and his off-VPN UK flag posts arent working it is obviously just him going back to the one that almost everyone doesnt give a fuck about and 1-2 people like him or whatever
>>216586311fat idiot
Black girls LOVE the white bois. It takes them back to the MASSA daysOHHHH MASSA IM GONNA SQUIRT!
communist clogwog cucky boy
>>216586325pale clawlike fingers
>>216586349ban all yanks from /bir,t/
>>216586349actually crazy how you would get banned for that and that janny is probably a yank (and then I saw your flag) he/xhe should be forced to go to an Andy Sixx concert
made a bacon roll
>>216586377elden jon
>>216586377*grabs it with my fat nigger hand*
>>216586147:D
>>216586392i cant unsee that one now, thanks
the absolute state of EU freaks freaks from the EU
An American anon posted a list of mirror sites for this place here the other day and I feel we'll need them come December 12. Anyone?
janny should allow porn posting just for me
>>216586328no need to sign your posts here mate
>>216586392Careful not to make a poo joke lad, the janny’s about with his ban button.
>>216586391>>216586404OK so clogwog and the BE flag are the same person (2.5/3) ALA it is another parasite gimmick
where the fuck is my 'za i ordered almost an hour ago
>>216584842did say 'yeah, and...?' and she looked at me like I was a murderer lol
new michael jackson movie looks shitehes not even black?
>>216586359howling, screaming
>>216586377is that it?are you going to have another one?
>>216586307everyone there should've turned on those fuckersorient express ruleseverybody smashes fuck out of them and then nobody saw anythingthey just got fucked up somehow and nobody saw anythingand the police would understand 100%but as it is, these animals will succeed in destroying a community they took for granted, and then wonder why everything is shit when it was them who made it that way
>>216586391do not watch this
bacon roll down the hatch, time to tidy
I have a poo in my bum that would like to meet you
>>216586446I'm thinking about it x
two poos done today alreadydogberg only had oneme 1 - 0 dogberg
>>216586460You aren’t the real mihai
pengest crisps going
oh no did someone get banned for breaking the rules? what a shame
i'm from buenos aires and i say kill rorke
>I wouldnt put my dick inside marepussy liar
pooing burning my ringpiece
35 minutes of the final stage of leo cup anon
ive got a number of things i need to do today and ive got a feeling i will not be doing any of them
woke up this morning think I WILL NOT spend my weekend on /brit/
really am in quite dire need of a poo
35 minutes until leo cup opens
>>216586347i love it when they grab ass
Twink bum/
Christmas ads suspiciously white this yearWhat are they up to
NEED to see that fit woman doctor again >see fittest doctor ever (female) >immediately turn around and start talking about insane asylum rape againrorke
for me, the best chips are plain
>>216586536why
>>216586536
>>216586512it's not a race thinga few of those cyclists weren't blackif it was 100% black shoppers smashing hell out of 100% white vandal cyclists, i'm cheering for the black ladsnever mind who's british, that's irrelevant, just like race isjust kick fuck out of spazzy wankers ruining your society or live like animalssimple as
>>216586567i always grab gfbergs arse, arseplay is my fetish
>>216586559wine gum ads or something have token white person in their ad rn makes me wanna need a wine gums going to buy 1000000 packs wine gums for christmas. wine gums for everybody! £400 of wine gums or whatever it was advertising. oreos maybe because that white person was literally meee
Just did a big messy sticky poo and my poor ringpiece still hurtsGoing to have to dive into the shower for a bit or I'll wake up with a huge infected haemorrhoidal mass inside my arris
brown muck spewing out of my arse what hte hell is going on
>>216586523going to take a drive out to the ol' retail shopping centre myself and have a wander round the shops, take in the atmosphere of the frenetic christmas shoppers
>>216586581you don't have a gf though do you
>>216586573>if it was 100% black shoppers smashing hell out of 100% white vandal cyclistsalri salvador dali
>>216586599>>216586599>>216586599
>>216586598getting a gf doesn't get rid of your sexual obsessions you think everyone in a relationship only likes vanilla sex in the missionary position
imagine being a voluteering cuck and not having a gf
>>216586598no :(
And this... "bat-man"... is he in the room with us now?
>>216586627I think so
>>216586590What are you on today mouseman?Bit of speed for you is it or just blucozade?
>>216586648sardines for me the smells of crab and sardine is so hydrating
